Spatule Bros Bleach

Bro! You wouldn’t believe this! Everything was normal. Me and my bros doing some mining for mana gems for that old sockethole, Somanda like we always do all day, everyday. Me, Fractures, Bonet, Mono-socket, Broadbone and the gang. Then from nowhere, that ungrateful sockethole, Somanda tries to END me! Can you believe that?! I mean, I have told some questionable stories about him caressing my skull affectionately and deeming me his prized undead, but no need to axe a skeleton for something like that, right? RIGHT?! I managed to escape through one of the most convenient and contrived get-aways in all of undead history, even managing to pull a bony one on the Lich bastard by stealing two of his seemingly important possessions which I find out later to be better than I thought they’d be! From there it’s a just a SPIRAL of boneshit left and right! I can’t catch a break! What’s with this atrocious luck, bro?! A voice speaks to me about how I have qualified for something about a something that’s supposedly something’s something! Then I find myself in a new world that reeks of life and gives my bones a disgusted rattle. Powerful beasts and men are at every turn, all lining up to be a huge pain in my PELVIS! GAAAAH! Jeez this is happening too fast! However, even while I’m in the thick of this, the one saving grace is that I got something worth while! A new path of power! I can NOT be an undead! I can be something better than both the Living and the Dead! Immune to the antics from both sides. Well... most of them! I’m no longer on the path for Undeath! Only Lifelessness awaits me! I’m the one who transcends reality in this tale! I am... SKULLIUS! And I’m not an UNDEAD! ...... [Author’s Answers To Popular Readers’ Questions] Q: (IHateArjuun77) -Hey author, is your book trash?- A: (Author) -Haha, screw you dear reader. The answer is NO. The story has elements of comedy, action, magic, adventure and Brutality. Like it gets really dark sometimes. There’s a comprehensive story with characters that I tried my damndest to NOT make generic on top of a cool power system that’s for the most part easy to understand. So its not trash. Q: (IFreakingHateArjuun56) -Hey author why is your first volume so slow paced and... trash?- A: (Author) -Haha. It’s how I designed the First Volume to be. It’s a fun setup that doesn’t focus on many things other than the MC’s mentality, powers and route of progression. The next volumes are normal paced, focusing on the world, the villains and general expansion but all while still retaining the book theme and fun experience- Q: (ShadeIsAPervert001) -Hey author, I instinctively sense that I’ll hate this book, when should I drop? A: (Author) -Is this the same reader?! Anyway, I’ll give a range. Read a minimum of the first 20 chapters to a max of up to chapter 44 before you decide on anything too rash. I’ll hunt down this reader! --- Discord: [ https://discord.gg/8hcraTjzE9 ]

After couple years apart two half brothers who are opposite to each other have to go through high school and realize the basically the same.

"Tatsuya bro, please tell me truth, are you some kind of protagonist or something." asked John. "No" "Then why is your talent so high?" "Don't worry, I am sure you will also get nice talent assessment," said Tatsuya. "Let's see," After 5 minutes , "John, weren't you saying something like being protagonist or something. Then, how can you say something like that with such perverted talent assessment?". This novel is based on John Bright's Path to reach Godhood. Will he be able to do something significant in his life? Will he be the protagonist of his story? Or will he be just another side-character. Let's find this out together

What the hell ? I got reincarnated in another world. [Choose class] [Monster Or Human Class ?] Monster Class. [Mind Flare] Yeah i choose Mind Flare. I shall Hypnotize my MILF step-mother with huge butt and her three daughters for my use. wtf!!?? Ogre girls with sexy bodies and huge breasts, i won't miss that one. "get naked and bend down, girl." "yes, master." Wait ? this beast girl have 6 breasts and everyone hates it bro why ? this is heaven. Those who come in my way will kill themselves as they look in my eyes and all the females who deny me shall receive my holy seed even without their consent. [Grammar Until Chapter 115 is not that good... but it's worth the read. After that it's all good.] [Cover isn't mine, contact me to take it down.] [Note: EVERY CHARACTER IN THIS NOVEL IS ABOVE 18+ AND THEY ARE LEGALLY ADULTS ACCORDINGLY TO THE WORLD'S RULES THAT THIS STORY IS BASED ON.] [Discord: https://discord.gg/wEMdgmkt9Q]

INTRO: It is the story of Joe Van der Black, who has turned 18 and must take the reins of the Kardash clan. Is netory, Bro. Sorry, I don't like Netorare. ⚠️ You have been warned, this is no joke and, by the way, we will see each other in hell. DISCLEIMER: This novel is a product of my imagination with a surreal plot and should be treated as such, where each and every one of the characters is 18 years old or older and any act is previously consented, that's what the characters told me. Even if they say otherwise, it's all part of the story and their performance.

"System Binding to host... System activating... 10%... 40%... 100%... Binding complete, host now has the Bleach System. You may call me... Siri." Kiyota Jin is an anime fan who reincarnates into the Bleach world. In his previous life, he was a high school boy, and he died while crossing the road he got hit by a car. When he woke up, he was neither at a hospital nor his house. Discord: https://discord.gg/ZP54SW4d99

The Old Gods are gone. Lost and Forgotten, their honor shattered and their kingdoms broken by treachery. The Peace of the Myriad Heavens has been severed. And from the ashes of war and chaos, the Twin Towers of Babel have been created as a beacon of hope. Can Altair, a child born of the Old Gods whose name has long since been forgotten, survive, or will he be cast into the Nine Hells? *** "So..." Arsene continued, enjoying his child's flush expression. "I've got a few things to teach you. What I'm about to give you is some peak wisdom. Think of it as my Ten Commandments: One, never trust a bitch with red hair. Trust me on this. Two, the pull-out game is not a real thing. She will get pregnant. Three—" "F-Father…" " —Never get yourself more than one wife. It sounds fun. It is fun. But it's truly a nightmare. You better be writing this stuff down. This is some grade-A wisdom right here. Four. "...Please stop talking…" The Prince pleaded. "Shhhhh. Just let this happen. Four…Bro's before hoes isn't a thing. The hoes come first. Remember, Booty is more important than Wa— " "STOP!!!!!"

As the title says. I'm sooo not the runt of the pack. so hi, my name's Kristie Jefferson head cheerleader of Katy high's cheer-leading squad girlfriend of all-time-hottie Devon Faulkner american football captain... well... not really~ more like a best friend, though people don't know that except him and me. But to be honest... i really do wish we were real. The only problem is... were we really meant to be? Do i have to find my 'the one' somewhere else? My whole life is practically breaking apart now as one problem pops out right after another. And not problems your usual ordinary werewolf girl faces everyday. Try adding second chance matings (in the wrong time!!!), secrets, traitors, revenge, and a whole bunch of misunderstandings to the picture. bad enough? Now add murderers, faction wars, prophesies, 'creatures from hell?', and a 99% chance of 'us' failing that will lead to the fabric of our world ripping apart. bad enough yet? The saddest part is... I neither have the time nor the tears to cry anymore. So I ran away, to escape everything, join a new pack, and changed my name, my appearance, and even my gender!!! But why do you insist on holding my hand? Who are you? Why do I feel a bond with you that should'nt be there? And why do you seem so familiar?! I dont know you! Why do you keep looking at me with that loving gaze?! . . . Bro. . . are you gay?!?

An anime fan ends up reincarnated in the world of Bleach. While he hopes that a system or something like any other isekai will appear to help him, he will have to discover his own abilities for himself and decide what to do with his powers.

******* Have you not heard about the term bro-code If you have ,you must very well know the top most code in the list of bro-codes will always be 'best friend's sisters are off limits.' So let's see how beyond control is falling for your best friend's sister for Liam Fredrick ,your typical college bad boy. ********** Does a sis code exist?? Not sure huh? As much as brothers hate their sister falling for their best friend, it's exactly the opposite when it comes to the sisters, don't you think so?? They would be the happiest to play cupid for their brother and best friend So let's see how Zian Ahmed, the good boy, (compared to his twin) falls head over heels for the very cute, very bubbly and very weird Emma Hart ,his sister's new best friend... ********** And last but not the least Opposites attract, they say. That's physics. But what did we study in chemistry? Like dissolves like.. Isn't it? What would happen when two headstrong egoistic and fiery people collide? Thunderstorms and lightning ought to happen. Let's see how Zahir Ahmed, the bad-boy falls for the sassy, fiery and fiesty Emily! ******* Peep in guys... It's a three in one package *Stand Alone Novel* If you want to read about the triplet's childhood, try "The Sheikh's Unforgettable Wife"

They say if you dig through the scraps long enough, you'll find gold. In your case, however, it's not gold, but something more—potential for power. Absolute power that will make you unrivaled in the world. - Source: Trust Me Bro "I'm telling you this is a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity. And If you don’t grab the bull by the balls...I mean horns, you may never get another chance." "The choice is yours. You can either lock in and accept your fate or go back to living your shitty life." ----- Ben Yuan, a transmigrator from Earth, finds himself in a new world of technology, where circumstances force him to live as a scrap scavenger. After years of this harsh existence, Ben stumbles upon alien technology that promises to change his life forever. But this discovery comes with a catch—the alien offering the power has its own, questionable motives. Now, Ben faces a decision: accept the alien’s power and align himself with its mysterious goals, or return to life as a junk man with nothing to lose. Ben chooses the former, bonding the alien technology to his right arm. Thus begins the bizarre journey of an insignificant scavenger rising to the pinnacle of the world, destined to become the first technological overlord.

Adam was a writer who had a peculiar habit—he always dropped his stories right at their most exciting point. It wasn’t laziness; no, he wanted his readers to suffer the same frustration he did when his favorite stories abruptly ended. One day, his private Discord chat was leaked. But Adam and his friends had anticipated this. "[Adam]: Everything’s been wiped," he typed, "the hackers I hired deleted all our history. Our friends on the edge of the city can escape now. For the rest of you, stuck deeper in or too far gone... you have your pills." He glanced outside at the flashing lights of police cars closing in. "[Adam]: See you on the other side, bros." With a heavy breath, Adam swallowed the pill. His vision blurred, and darkness claimed him. When he opened his eyes, a grinning clown stood before him, the world twisted into a surreal nightmare.

In a dimension not too different from ours, five teenagers by the name of Bro, Amelia, Zaire, Porter, and Lily live together on Seal Island. The odd thing about them? None of them are related to each other. This unorthodox family of five go on a series of random adventures in the weird and wacky world of the Seallium Realm, full of cute, cuddly, and indestructible toy seals. Adventures seem to show up in their day to day lives, from traveling around the world and meeting new people to stopping an evil villain, his henchmen, and his ever-growing army of his dimwitted minions from destroying their home.

My name is Xia You, and I've found myself traversing a complex matrix of seven parallel Hokage worlds. The system has set a challenge: if I can unify all seven worlds, I’ll gain instant immortality and eternal life. The task is no easy feat, but thankfully, the rules can be bent in my favor. To start, I’ll take Senju Hashirama to witness Tobirama's death firsthand. I’ll show Madara the moment when Black Zetsu tore his heart from his chest. I’ll let a young Hiruzen see the fate he met at Orochimaru's hands. And I’ll make Minato watch how Naruto was shunned by the village.

This is a world where a king is the most powerful. Being a king make you can travel through the world and choose the strongest people in the sub-worlds as retinues As long as countries are established in different dimension spaces, they can integrate their resources, land, civilization, and cultivation system into their own king’s world to expand their territories and accelerate the process of civilization. Qin Yi soon discovered that these dimensions were familiar to him from his previous life. in Naruto’s world, the integration of ninja civilization, the whole people are ninja. into bleach world, conquer the world, expand the world map let the world evolve into a shinigami civilization. Is this just finished? No, everything is just beginning! Dragon Ball, journey to the west, Marvels, Pirates, all the sub-worlds, is the nourishment of the King’s world civilization! Btw I do not have permission to post it I am doing this because I do not want to read I want to listen so if you have a problem just give me one star I'm not doing this for you I'm doing this for me

Mathew and Jayden wake up with an unfamiliar environment there are armors and weapons beside them and they are not sure how did they ended up there, and this is where their journey starts by completing task, quest and maybe going for an adventure at the outside world. I want my novel to get deleted.

When life's being bitchy, it will 'eff you over. Who would have thought that when I, the Captain of the country's Special Forces, woke up after reading a recommended historical romance fantasy novel; I'd end up in the novel itself. Blah! Talk about cliché! Seriously though, it was fine that I ended up in a novel. But why do I have to end up as the third-rate villainess/ bro-con lady Celestine von Trier? It was fine as well, being all that. But why is it that I'm fated to die a pathetic death by choking on a cookie? The injustice! The audacity! The... the...stupidity... I refuse! I will run away from this ridiculous mumbo jumbo. I am the master of my own fate! Plot be damned. Let the Operation: Great Escape commence!

Sophia won a multi-million dollar jackpot, and her mother demanded that she financially support her brother. Sophia refused, but her brother crashed her car into a local hooligan. The family, not wanting the brother to go to jail, even suggested that Sophia marry the hooligan. They claimed that as a family, they shouldn't haggle over such matters!

"La Crisis de los Videojuegos" fue un evento que marcó un antes y un después, dejando una huella profunda en la industria. En lugar de mejorar de ser un simplemente una leccion fue lo contrario, la calidad de los videojuegos fue decayendo poco a poco. Las ideas revolucionarias eran enterradas por empresas corrompidas por el dinero y el poder. La industria de los videojuegos decaia cada vez mas, hasta la llegada de Edwin. Un reencarnado, que tras despertar misteriosamente en un nuevo mundo y contemplar el estado deplorable de los videojuegos, se propuso traer los grandes exitos de su mundo. Con determinación, comenzó a revivir grandes franquicias de su mundo original: Super Mario Bros, The Legend of Zelda, Halo, Call of Duty, Tetris, y más.

Piece of real life. Sex, booze, guns, beating! A cute girlfriend!

I wrote a lil some first chapter really long you better read it wayyy better than all these clingy cringy goofy ahh novels

A fat otaku got transmigrated to his favorite novel. But, I shall deny this being a novel where protagonist transmigrates. Why? Well, maybe cause he was killed again. This time though, by Azrath Bloodfallen, who found a book beside his dead body once he killed him. To his surprise, he later finds that this book wasn't a normal book, but a book that tells the future. However, the very next day, the book disappeared. Good news? He read some of it. Bad news? Bro didn't read all of it. He knew, something from reading how much he did though, he was a bastard prince born from the queen's affair. And, like many other bastard princes in history, he was about to be killed when the king found out he was not his child. Now, it was upto him to save himself from his upcoming death. So, how can one 10 year old boy save himself from death that was coming for him in less than a decade and eventually become the man that stands at the top of the world? Will anything he do be able to save himself from his death? Well, I don't want to spoil the story for you. So, that's for him and me to know and you to find out. .... So, I'm a simple man. No netorare. No Rape. No incest, at least with his mother. With sisters or not, that shall be left to the reader's demand. Harem with the members each getting enough attention and personality. Maybe, netori. Again, reader's demand. ....... So, what are you waiting for? Start reading. No, wait. don't waste your time. This is dropped.

After dying from exhaustion in his mundane office job, Hiro Hizashi awakens in a mysterious new world with only the vaguest recollections of his past life. Granted access to a unique cheat system known as CAI (Creating Artificial Items), Hiro must use his memories to create anything he needs. There's just one problem—his memory is temporarily wiped due to the transfer, leaving him powerless in a world rife with problems: famine, war, disease, a demon king, and pervasive corruption. Now 18 years old Hiro must ask himself. "Just who was I?" Hiro muses one evening. "I don't know." CAI responds, "But I do know how old you were. You were one day late for your mid-life crisis. It was bound to happen, my guy." Hiro chuckles. "Well, that's not so bad. I get a chance at being young again." "Yeah, but in this world, everyone starts working their first job at 13. You're 18 and unemployed, with no memory, which is your power. Your power is technically using memory, and you have none. No, bro, just no. We're both dead now because of you." In this new world, Hiro must find his place, recover his memories, and use his unique abilities to carve out a new life—a life filled with purpose, camaraderie, and peace he never found in his previous existence.

un bro que se convirtió en dios esto lo podemos hacer entre todos mándame sus ideas y la escribimos

In a world where nature reclaims its control, young Arjun finds himself in a race against time, dashing through the dangerous jungle. The village, now a battlefield, teeters on the brink of chaos. An eerie transformation of the forest forces Arjun and his fellow villagers into a desperate fight for survival. they must navigate the growing unpredictability of their once-familiar environment. As the talks of an ancient forest spirit awakening spread, the villagers realize they must prepare for an unprecedented challenge. The forest is more than simply their home now, it now pulses with a restless force that threatens their very survival. Accompany Arjun on his journey as he adapts to the new, untamed world. This is an engrossing tale about surviving, bouncing back, and the everlasting strength of community against the unadulterated, reclaiming force of nature. ##### BRO LORD here just a new author starting new and fresh warning: if you want reincarnation, rebirth, system or any such things this novels does not have it I am trying to keep things original and fresh even if they are convenient I am tired of them so come only those that are here to grow and progress with the story NO HARM OR HATE TO ANYONE ALL ARE WELCOME feel free to point out my shortcoming that's all for now THANKS

Anya Jezaph, our hero of the story gains a daily sign-in system. Watch his rise to power in a world of superpowers and whatever. Watch as he faces serial killers, gangsters, assassins, soldiers, terrorists, clans, martial artists and more. From high schooler to the demon king's royal knight, what sort of gifts will be receive from the system? (Listen bro, it's 10:13 and I just came up with this idea and I'm writing it for fun, for those who've read my other novels, I'll release another chapter of Powers Beyond All soon ok? just wait........ for like 15 years maybe(

Idek bro...