Sasuke Orochimaru Meme

A guy has his choice of any female he wants, but there is only one he wants.... his waifu! Full of lewd, perverted humour, painfully awkward moments, and a barrage of cringey memes, fourth-wall breaks, and pop culture references.

Idol show for dead people? Rayen was suddenly thrown into a supernatural idol show after meeting an untimely death at the peak of his career as a band vocalist. Upon waking up in a strange building, with a creepy stalker fan claiming to have written his entire biography, and a strange jukebox demanding him to perform, he learned of his death and found himself in a bizarre situation. [Please select a song to dance.] "What? Dance? I don't know how to dance!" [Select a song or disappear?] "Ain't no way I'm gonna dance!" [If you want to revive, become an idol.] "Screw revival! I don't want to dance!" Notes: Some scenes would be inspired by widely circulated memes or cultural phenomena, but these elements have been purely fictionalized for creative purposes, and do not reflect the real individuals and events they may have originated from. Poems will be written by me, but some will be based on songs.

At the age of eleven, the youth Ye Xuan's soul traveled through time to the distant Mythical Era, becoming an Undying monster emerging from the Emperor's Burial Ground, influencing one era after another. Yet behind Ye Xuan, an invisible force manipulated everything. Struggling to take control of his fate, Ye Xuan exhausted all means, but just as he was on the brink of success, he was betrayed by his disciple and wife, causing his soul to slumber for ninety thousand years. When Ye Xuan awoke, he found himself back in his own body and had become the son-in-law of the Emperor Immortal Sect, treated by others as a fool. The story begins from here. Eternal Emperor Soul, returned overnight. From then on, an emperor rose as a son-in-law, ushering in an invincible myth that dominated through the ages! Simplified version: The foolish son-in-law, soul returned, rose in one morning, invincible through all ages. Show-off version: "I am invincible; do as you please." — Ye Xuan. Meme version: That year, my hands in my pockets, I knew no rivals.

[LitRPG / Isekai / Adventure / Action / Comedy] Inspired by Mushoku Tensei, God of War, Bloodborne, Elden Ring & Warhammer 40k. Zen Hawthorn is a strange fellow, born with a curse that makes everyone question his sanity. In a cruel twist of fate, he embarks on a journey to avenge his grandfather; further unlocking the mysteries of the world he lives in.  Join him on an action-adventure-romcom journey filled with Demons, celestials, and cosmic beings as he narrates from his humble beginning to the prevention of the Demon King's resurrection and more. Beware of plentiful memes, Easter eggs, and references found within. This story contains Japanese folklores, Norse & Greek mythology along with Elves, Demons, Reptilians, Vikings and Dragons. Have fun reading! Book 1 - Not An Isekai Story (Completed) [Rewritten] Book 2 - Not An Isekai Story Unshipped (In Progress) Book 3 - Simply Not Another Isekai Story (Coming Soon) Book 4 - Simply Not Another Isekai Story Unlimited (Coming Soon)

CEO's? They are long gone from this world. Lolis? You mean, starving abandoned kids sleeping on the city streets? Romance? Did you just say paid relationships with Inn maidservants? What once was a flourishing world full of interesting things, sank into the bottom layer of human imagination. Before the apocalypse, people used MEME's to fight each other, now they switched back to the trusty steel separating body parts of their opponents. What used to be a company ploy, now turned into political games of shadows. Embark on the journey on Mike's side, as he ventures through a bloody continent when your closest friends are the people that will very likely be to ones to betray you. Follow his footsteps as he tries to unravel millenias old scheme, that to this day influence the politic scene of the entire world, making people kill each other just for the sake of giving the 'God' a great show. What was once free, is now bound by the rules. What was once bound, is now letting human nature take over. This ploy must be destroyed unless we want it to destroy ourselves!

Transported to the world of the Hokage and arriving as a student alongside the legendary Sannin, Xu Ming remained unfazed. He possessed a unique ability: after binding himself to a chosen target, he would receive ten times the benefits whenever that person grew stronger! Without hesitation, Xu Ming chose to bind himself to Orochimaru. "Orochimaru, work hard! The harder you strive, the better my life will be!" ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- "For early access to chapters, you can visit my Patreon at *patreon.com/OtakuTechie*. Your support means so much to me, as it helps me cover my tuition fees and continue my passion for writing. Thank you for being a part of this journey!"

They say the moments before your death flash before your eyes. For us, it wasn’t death. Not really. It was just another Saturday night—a app ChatHaven filled with memes, debates, and plans to meet up next weekend. Then the white light came, brighter than anything I’d ever seen. My voice, once loud in my headphones, was swallowed whole by silence. And when I opened my eyes, the world I knew was gone. Reborn into a alternate earth and a Victorian-era history that never existed, we found ourselves in a world as beautiful as it was cruel. A world where whispers of a forgotten crown and an ancient prophecy haunted our every step. Now, armed with strange powers and thrown into a web of mystery, betrayal, and war, we must survive in a realm teetering on the edge of calamity. Bonds will be tested. Secrets will be unraveled. And in the end, the choices we make might not just decide this world’s fate—but our own.

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This book is mainly dedicated for Naruto and Sasuke's as a family. I will be creating multiple scenarios and stories of the Au I have created! For example, the first arc is Boruto universe meets Menma's universe.

What happens when an ordinary guy finds himself in the most extraordinary position? Meet Jake, a laid-back underachiever who suddenly wakes up in the body of the President of a quirky, chaotic nation! With a cabinet full of oddball advisors, a nation on the brink of hilarity, and a series of outrageous events spiraling out of control, Jake must navigate the treacherous waters of politics, diplomacy, and, of course, the constant barrage of memes. Armed with nothing but his offbeat sense of humor and a knack for bizarre solutions, Jake dives headfirst into a whirlwind of diplomatic disasters, celebrity antics, and mind-boggling conspiracies. As he tries to juggle international crises with a series of laugh-out-loud moments, he quickly discovers that leading a country is no joke—especially when his predecessors left behind a mountain of absurd problems.

Betrayed by his own family, Carrick Aurum Gale was left for dead. But death was only the beginning. Reborn with a powerful system, Erebus, Carrick rises from the ashes to reclaim his rightful place as the most powerful Mafia Lord. With ruthless determination and cunning strategy, he builds a new empire, the Zenith Family, and sets his sights on vengeance against those who wronged him. The streets will run red, allegiances will be tested, and the very foundations of power will be shaken. The boy who was once discarded will become the master of his own destiny. Witness the unrelenting ascent of Aurum Zenith, the Mafia Lord who will stop at nothing to claim his throne.

Sasuke Uchiha wanders the world, bearing the weight of his past and seeking atonement through silent deeds. Tasked by Sixth Holage with eliminating a growing threat of bandits in the Land of Iron, Sasuke embarks on what he declares as his final mission before returning home to Konoha. Upon arriving, he confronts the shadows of his past and gains an unspoken understanding with Mifune, who acknowledges Sasuke's transformation. As Sasuke treks through the perilous snowy mountains, his mission leads him to a hidden cave where he swiftly defeats the organized bandits. However, a strange pulse deep within the cave draws his attention. Venturing further, he discovers an otherworldly dimensional rift—a tear in space that defies comprehension. As he examines the phenomenon with his Rinnegan, a sudden surge of energy overwhelms him, plunging Sasuke into unconsciousness and setting the stage for a journey into the unknown.

tras haber sellado a Kaguya "La diosa conejo" en Naruto con ayuda de Sasuke, sakura y kakashi y haber liberado a todos del "tsukuyomi infinito". Naruto y Sasuke fueron a "Valle del fin" para resolver para saber cual es la verdadera forma de salvar el mundo. Tras haber chocado sus últimos ataques, donde los dos murieron en el proceso. en un lugar oscuro donde no había fin se encontraba Naruto donde se encontraría con un viejo conocido, que le contaría que le iba a pasar algo muy grande con el y su nueva vida con regalos y ayuda de familia, viejos amigos, nuevos conocidos y antiguos ¿enemigos? como el nuevo Dios Shinobi. Aclaraciones: Los personajes de naruto, naruto shippuden, highschooldxd, de otros animes y películas no me pertenecen si no a su respectivos creadores

What if? Naruto is raised and trained by Konoha's S-Rank missing-nin legendary Snake sannin a.k.a. Orochimaru the Mad scientist, how it will change Naruto's nature? Will he become cruel and cold person? Will he become mad scientist like orochimaru? Will he remain prankster like before? What influence will Orochimaru do on Naruto? Warning : 1. Story is gonna be slow, quite lot of initial chapters are around training arc (ex. first chakra training, basic ninjutsu training, basic weapon training). 2. There will be lot of killing, massacre and lot gore (maybe). 3. No harem, also not much romance either 4. This Naruto is not going to be op from starting for long time, he will gained his power and experience through hard work, his journey will start from weak to strong 5. I haven't read Boruto Manga, no offence but I watched Boruto anime and i didn't like it very much, so probably there will be no Boruto plotline. 6. Our Naruto is going to be battle maniac like his original ancestors Uzumaki and Senju clan members 7. Plot will mostly stay same as original (with slightly changed and some different new characters). What to expect :- 1. Lot of training 2. Lot of original arcs (with slight change) 3. Smart and cunning mc Disclaimer :- First i don't own Naruto and it's characters (except original characters that i will create) PS :- it's my first fanfiction that I'm writing, I'm hoping it will turn out well and good. All reviews and criticism are welcome. English and grammar will be fine, i will try to create good dialogues and scenarios.

By a stroke of fate, Uchiha reincarnated as a rock and sets out on a grand quest to head for the hot spring. Fanfic

A few days ago, Sasuke found himself in a new world, a world that is nearly identical to his yet different. With no money, food and a job, he was rented by Professor Ayanokoji to keep an eye on his son. Thus, Sasuke attended Advanced Nurturing High School and started his new life. Sasuke will also be in Class 1-B. He is also a lot different from the cannon Sasuke we know in Naruto. He is basically Charasuke and Sasuke in one body. Don't worry I will explain his backstory. Just know he is ruthless but still have the perverted side of Charasuke. Also this is a Classroom of the elite story which will have chakra as a system of power, so yeah all characters can use stuff such as ninjustu, genjustu and blah blah blah

In a world where martial arts reign supreme, the tale of "The Supreme Master of Celestial Swordsmanship" follows the journey of a young, unassuming swordsman named Zhang Wei. Born in a humble village, Zhang Wei possesses an extraordinary natural talent for swordsmanship that surpasses the greatest warriors. However, he is unaware of the deep, ancient bloodline that runs through his veins—one tied to the legendary Celestial Swordsmanship, a mystical technique said to grant its wielder ultimate power and mastery over the elements. When his village is destroyed by a powerful sect seeking to control the secrets of the Celestial Sword, Zhang Wei embarks on a quest for vengeance and self-discovery. Along the way, he encounters powerful allies and deadly foes, including the enigmatic Lady Xian, a master swordswoman with a tragic past, and Wang Zhen, a rival swordsman consumed by greed and ambition. Together, they uncover the lost teachings of the Celestial Sword, but they also draw the attention of dark forces intent on harnessing its power. As Zhang Wei trains under the ancient martial arts masters scattered across the lands, he begins to unlock the true potential of the Celestial Sword, becoming a symbol of hope and a beacon of strength for those who fight for justice. But as his power grows, so too does the burden of his destiny. To defeat the corrupt sect and prevent the world from falling into darkness, Zhang Wei must make the ultimate sacrifice, facing both inner and external battles that test his spirit, honor, and the very essence of the sword.

Sasuke: Give me back my Nissan sharingan.! ... A certain young man, by chance, crossed over to the Douluo Continent, bound to the stealing system! From now on, not only the treasures of the heavens and the world, the exercises... let him steal! You can also travel through the heavens. ......................................................... This is Chinese novel. Google translate I Author thank you for reading this this is just hobby of mine expect 10 chapter a week

My name is Xia You, and I've found myself traversing a complex matrix of seven parallel Hokage worlds. The system has set a challenge: if I can unify all seven worlds, I’ll gain instant immortality and eternal life. The task is no easy feat, but thankfully, the rules can be bent in my favor. To start, I’ll take Senju Hashirama to witness Tobirama's death firsthand. I’ll show Madara the moment when Black Zetsu tore his heart from his chest. I’ll let a young Hiruzen see the fate he met at Orochimaru's hands. And I’ll make Minato watch how Naruto was shunned by the village.

Sakura felt like she was dying of shame.. Behind the TV he could see the exit door in the distance. What would happen if just that night Sasuke returned? She could almost see it, walking in to find a totally disgusting sight. His best friend's son and his wife, fucking like animals on the dining room table. She scared, but couldn't almost contain how good she felt. "Look at me, Sasuke-kun," she would say, lost in sensation, "this child does what you can't. Look at me, you damn bastard! Because of you, he has control of my desires." /*/*/*/*/*/*/*/*/*/*/*/*/*/*/*/*/*/*/*/*/*/*/*/*/*/*/ |Boruto X Sakura | BoruSara | Light NaruSaku| NOTICE: Sakura is 37 and Boruto is 17. Strong adult content. If you do not agree with the age difference, or with the possible language, do not enter. WARNING: If you don't want to hate characters like Sakura Haruno, Boruto Uzumaki or Sasuke Uchiha, don't read. /*/*/*/*/*/*/*/*/*/*/*/*/*/*/*/*/*/*/*/*/*/*/*/ people I hope you like, I also want to apologize for the possible spelling errors that English is not my first language

A meme-y blurb that might become a thing later.

When I open my eyes, I see something different that is not from my World. The world is Imaginary, all characters are Imaginary, This this has nothing to do with real life.

This was a random fever dream I wrote when I was 14, goodness me what the hell was I even doing:4. Maybe I'll continue this for the meme of it, or ill never.

Sasuke is what many would call a Loser Demon. He's fat, average looking, and worst of all, he has a short horn. Everyday during his adolescence, he was picked on and tormented for his many deficiencies. He decides to leave the place he grew up in, so that he could go to a new High School to get a fresh start. There, he realizes that this High School is not for normal kids. It's a school to test your strength as a Demon! Sasuke decides this is his best opportunity to change the way people look at him. His one demand... Respect! Join Sasuke and his newfound friends as they journey to take over the top spot at Demongate Academy... the Student Council President!

Naruto is kidnapped by Orochimaru at a young age. He is rescued by The Raikage and Killer Bee and decides to go with them. My first fan fic so any criticism is welcome. Officially cancelled. Read the final chapter for more details.

Knocked unconscious by Orochimaru's attack, Naruto awakes to discover a shocking secret about himself.

this is an isekai based story, between sasuke and the world of percy jackson and dxd, there will be all the mythological gods, even if i don't mention them. I am creating this story with the intention of having fun and it may not even be in the chronological order of the movie, since I have not seen it 100%, I hope you like it.

Travel through the Hokage and reborn Sasuke! Gain heaven-defying Comprehension at the start! In the original world, Sasuke had a tragic life experience, his entire clan was wiped out, he was deceived by Itachi, brainwashed by Obito, and played with by applause, and everything was clearly arranged! On the spur of the moment, you will get a severe beating! In the end, he cut off his hand, carried everything on his back, and left Konoha alone. The Uchiha clan fell... Sasuke after rebirth. [You feel the movement of Chakra, have an insight, and create unlimited Chakra practice! 】 [You sense the operating rules of Sharingan, have an insight, and create a perfect bloodline pure method! 】 [You observe the Eight Inner Gates Formation, have an insight, and create a physical training method - Dao Star Nine Palaces! 】 [You learn the Five Attributes Chakra Nature Transformation, have an insight, and create the Yin and Yang Technique! 】 … Heaven-defying skills, supernatural powers, and escape techniques were created one after another! What is a genius? This is genius! In addition, Tsunade, Terumi Mei, Sunset Red...etc. will also bloom for me and revitalize Uchiha! In this life, I will control everything! Konoha Village? No, the entire ninja world must believe in Uchiha!

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