Punchline Possession

Mythic Ascension: Rise of the Spear Saint Tags: Urban Fantasy • Found Family • Humor + Action • Misfit MC • Hidden Power • Smart-Mouthed Weapon • Gritty Setting • Prophecy with Punchlines Kyren Omari isn’t some chosen hero. He’s a broke teen hustling soup with a busted spear and a sarcastic younger brother. But when the sky lights up with his name and a mysterious power downloads into his soul—laughing all the way—Kyren becomes public enemy number one. Now everyone wants his head: bounty hunters, cultists, and a very formal assassin with a book that says Kyren’s story should end... immediately. He’s outgunned, undertrained, and his martial style won’t stop roasting him. So what does he do? He fights back.

The universe, as we knew it, met a rather undignified end. Not with a whimper, but with the Big Crunch—a cosmic act of divine indigestion that squashed everything back into a primordial, infinitely dense point. From the perspective of Old Man Quasar, a perpetually cynical black hole who relished the ultimate cosmic punchline, to Bartholomew, a ridiculously self-important red giant who absolutely refused to believe it was happening, the universe’s grand finale was, predictably, a complete chaotic mess. But out of that monumental squish, something entirely unexpected happened: a reborn world. This is the story of that rebirth, narrated by the same jaded, gossiping, and perpetually annoyed cosmic entities who witnessed the original cosmic burp and humanity's baffling rise. As the new universe (or perhaps, a vastly condensed, recycled version) begins its peculiar expansion, our celestial observers find themselves grappling with familiar, yet strangely altered, elements. And at the heart of this reborn cosmos lies a familiar blue-green planet, seemingly recreated from the cosmic dust of its former self, with echoes of its most peculiar inhabitants—the carbon-based pests known as humans. "A WORLD REBORN" is a side-splitting, irreverent journey through cosmic cycles, where the universe's most profound collapses lead to its most absurd beginnings. Will this new world, and its potential new inhabitants, learn from the past? Or are they doomed to repeat the same petty squabbles and digital distractions, all while the celestial choir watches on, placing bets on when the next "Big Burp" (or crunch) will inevitably occur? Prepare for a hilarious, existential roller-coaster through the cycles of creation and destruction, where even the end is just another beginning for cosmic chuckles.

Desire might be gentle but not here, it is filthy, possessive, obsessive and once you taste it you can never get enough. Steamy Sessions is NOT sweet slow burn novel with a charming prince, this collection contains quite a number of EXPLICIT ADULT CONTENT including: •Intense power play. • Pet play, pain play, bondage, obedience training. •Dubsub elements. •Possessive, obsessive, morally questionable love interests. •Dark Erotic Fantasies. •Exhibitionism, degradation and praise. •Noncon/Dubcon. •Sharing, Public Submission. •Sadistic Dom, Brutal Switches and Feral Brats. •Queer Characters. •Possessive Monsters.

Gilgamel, a transmigrator from Earth, was reborn as a descendant of a noble family — but years of mistreatment at the hands of his own kin drove him to flee, leaving his name and bloodline behind. During his escape, he crossed paths with a wandering fortune teller whose prophecies opened the gates to a world of magic. Under her guidance, Gilgamel awakened as a wizard and came into possession of a mysterious book — a magic item that granted him the power to perceive the true nature of all things. With each step toward greater strength, the book unveils new abilities, each one a key to deeper secrets and hidden realms. Thus began Gilgamel’s journey — not just to master magic, but to carve out a life entirely his own, far from the shadows of his past.

“Everything has a price,” he said coldly. “Even you.” Aria James had it all—beauty, privilege, and a picture-perfect fiancé. But when her father's company collapses in scandal, she’s left bankrupt, humiliated, and abandoned. Desperate to protect what’s left of her family’s reputation, she agrees to participate in a charity auction, offering a “date” to the highest bidder. She never expected the bidder to be Leon Castellan—the ruthless billionaire known for his icy heart and deadly business instincts. His offer? Thirty days. No escape. No emotions. Just obedience. To him, Aria is nothing more than a temporary possession. A beautiful distraction he can control… and discard. But as boundaries blur and secrets unravel, Aria discovers that Leon’s interest in her is far from random. And the real reason he bought her might destroy them both. He doesn’t believe in love. She doesn’t believe in ownership. But what happens when obsession turns into something more dangerous than either expected?

I fell into a romance fantasy game full of dreams and hopes. But for the trashy character I possessed every love route means death... --- Alternative: I Possessed a Terminally-ill Instructor In a Romance Fantasy Word Count per Chappie - 2500! More Illustrations here -> Discord: https://discord.gg/RXCj5fcp3U

Mauve Grey reçoit enfin le traitement qu'elle a toujours souhaité, son père l'appelle même ouvertement sa fille. La vie pourrait-elle être meilleure ? Cependant, elle sait que c'est pour toutes les mauvaises raisons. Elle est enfin utile, n'étant plus simplement vue comme le péché du roi, une nuit de luxure avec elle comme rappel constant, surtout pour la reine qui ne peut pas la supporter. Comme si se faire marier de force n'était pas assez mal, elle va épouser le maléfique Roi Vampire. L'espèce qui les a maintes fois mis en péril. Toutefois, elle n'a aucun mot à dire dans cette affaire car cette union forcée est un signe que humains et vampires sont réellement en paix. Cependant, Jael est impitoyable et s'est avéré être bien plus que ce qu'elle aurait jamais pu imaginer. Survivra-t-elle dans le monde des vampires alors que ceux-ci considèrent les humains comme guère meilleurs que des animaux ? Résistera-t-elle à être le nouveau jouet du Roi Vampire ? La couverture n'est pas de moi, tous les crédits au propriétaire.

Deep within the dark Underworld of Kurgansk lies a host of mysterious demons, summoned to guard a prisoner. This captive had once come into possession of a legendary artifact known as the Yarn—a stone capable of putting an end to shifting souls from demons between humans. Its power unleashed terror across Northern Syria, sparking a wave of attacks and a long-lasting pandemic. To contain the chaos, Kurgansk the supreme god of the Underworld used the Yarn to suppress the prisoner, twisting its power for corruption and preventing him from restoring balance to the world. But Kurgansk overlooked a critical detail: the prisoner had a twin brother—a demon slayer with the rare ability to transfigure into various animals to conceal his identity, a power strikingly similar to Kurgansk's own. How will this battle end?

Three years ago, Rachel was dragged into a nightmare she didn’t create. A woman named Camila died in a car crash, and Rachel took the fall. But Camila wasn’t just anyone, she was the fiancée of Jeffrey Gray, the cold, powerful man who controlled Shen City like it was his personal chessboard. That night, everything shattered. Her boyfriend, Ralph Patel, ditched her like she was nothing. Her own family treated her like dirt. Her name was ruined. Her heart broken beyond repair. No one even cared if she was guilty or not. She went to prison without a single word of defense. Three years passed. She got out with no money, no help, and no one waiting for her. But she didn’t cry. She didn’t complain. She became a sanitation worker, quietly cleaning the streets of the very city that once chewed her up and spit her out. Then came the night it all changed. Rain poured. She was soaked and exhausted. That’s when a man in a black suit stopped in front of her. His voice was cold enough to freeze her in place. His eyes sharper than knives. Neither of them knew the truth. She didn’t know he was that Jeffrey. He didn’t know she was that Rachel. But fate doesn’t forget. And it never plays fair. When secrets start to unravel and old wounds are torn open, the entire city is shaken. Because the girl they trampled on isn’t the same anymore. This time, Rachel’s not here to beg. She’s here to rise, from the ashes, from the lies, from everything they buried her under. And the people who betrayed her? She’ll make sure they remember what they did. He once destroyed her life. Now, he can’t stay away from her. But Rachel... Her heart’s already frozen.

A young person navigates the emotional turbulence of falling in love over and over, only to face rejection each time. With every unreciprocated love, they experience the heartache and confusion of youthful passion, learning that love is not always mutual or kind. Each experience, though painful, teaches valuable lessons about self-discovery, growth, and the complexities of relationships. As the journey unfolds, it becomes clear that love isn't about possession or validation, but about understanding, accepting loss, and moving forward. Through repeated rejection, the protagonist learns to cope with heartbreak and understands that true emotional growth comes from embracing both love and loss.

She was promised to a devil. But no one warned her he’d already claimed her soul. Lillith Carrington never expected her father Lucian Carrington —the second most powerful Mafia boss in Italy—to trade her future away. But when she’s betrothed to Dante Vale, a ruthless enigma known only as THE DEVIL, her world turns darker than she ever imagined. As Lillith is pulled into Dante's dangerous world the line between protection and possession blurs. However, this is no ordinary arranged marriage— it's a trigger for secrets long buried,betrayal masked as loyalty and a truth that could shatter everything she thought she knew about her family... and herself.

The Duke of Lancaster who sought independence from the empire!Toppled by the Emperor’s suppression, the young and beautiful Duchess Ethel Lancaster falls as spoils of war.Standing before the nobles who, not long ago, bowed their heads to her like a slave!Regardless of who takes possession, it is certain that she will become a target for exploitation….The Emperor seeks consent from a man of humble origin.From the mercenary Count, Rasto Christceros.“Rasto, do you not need a woman?”“Well, I do lack a maid at home.”Rasto’s response captivates the Emperor, who wanted to set an example for the nobles.***Ethel, now a ‘possession’ of Rasto, contemplates ending her life before suffering disgrace, but Rasto orders her to work as a maid.However, in the eyes of the once perfect Duchess, Count Christceros seems terribly lacking.From the dreary interior of the mansion, cheap decorations, indifferent servants, to the groveling maids acting like those in power….‘Is revealing this going too far, or is it a crucial point?’The highly experienced novice maid, Ethel, begins to gradually change County Christceros.Including the master of the house, Rasto Christceros.

"In a world where women are bound by societal expectations, Stella dares to defy the norms. Born into poverty and conditioned to believe her only worth lies in marriage and childbirth, Stella yearns for something more. She craves a life of her own design, free from the shackles of patriarchal oppression. That's when Adrian enters the picture – the enigmatic and ruthless billionaire who embodies the very system Stella rebels against. His wealth and influence make him a master of his universe, but his chauvinistic views render him tone-deaf to the changing tides. As their paths converge, Stella finds herself inexplicably drawn to the very man who represents everything she despises. Will she remain true to her convictions, or will Adrian's magnetic presence shatter her defenses? Can she penetrate the armor of his ego and uncover the secrets hidden beneath his possessive façade? In this gripping tale of power, desire, and self-discovery, Stella must confront the darkness within herself and the world around her. Will she emerge victorious, or will the forces of oppression silence her forever?...."

A world where men don’t exist. A kingdom ruled by powerful, dangerous women. And Henry the only male in existence has just landed in the middle of it. To some, he’s a treasure. To others, a possession. But to Lady Seraphina, the most powerful woman in the realm? He’s hers. Whether he likes it or not. Now, trapped in a world of seduction, power, and deadly intrigue, Henry must survive forces far beyond his control before he loses more than just his freedom.

Five hundred years later, a superhuman talent cultivated by the state perished during a mission, and his soul transmigrated, taking possession of the body of a young master from a prominent family who suffered from an anxiety disorder. From that moment on, his extraordinary life began, spanning across various fields such as business and medicine. Wherever he set foot, others could only look up to him.

What if your death was the beginning of your life? What if you were transmigrated in a world dominated by women? What if you entered someone else's body on their wedding night? This is the story of Yize who was a perfect lady in her previous life and a drunkard in this life. She was blessed with wealth and honor during her lifetime and was blessed with beauties after her death. Her current life is… Harder… Faster… Deeper— What the **** was that? AHerMm!!! What a wonderful life she had. ********** #Ytinifn_582 WARNING!!! — Reverse harem — MATURE Content*

Alex who is now transmigration as an Lucien, lucien is strong from the start, but he is not too overpowered, and this is Harem story. Alex who was an gamer in his past life, dies from an unknown reason, but after waking up in unfamiliar place, he finds himself inside the game he was playing at his last moment, now he possesses a character named Lucien, a character that never existed in original story, and after finding his identity, he discovers somthing wrong with this game and his possession, and he begins his journey to uncover the mystery of this world.

Cripple your cultivation base, drop all your possession, kowtow 200 times, and hand over the Jade Fairy—she shall warm this Young Master's bed. If not, don't blame this Young Master for being merciless. Courting Death! Hmph, my father is the supreme elder in Cultural Dao temple, with his one word your entire bloodline will perish. Mount.Tai? What Mount. Tai This Young Master likes to climb over maidens, not mountains. You ignorant Ye Chennnnnn!!!!! You dare humiliate me in public, let's see how I deal with you. Good! Good! Good! You have successfully angered this Young Master. ---- Join the Cultural Dao temple for illustrations, exclusive chapters, more nsfw images of jade fairies.

Velastra, the crown princess of Irithiel reborn through a deadly pact, wears cruelty like armor. Her prisoner, Cael — the dethroned prince of a fallen kingdom — endures her every punishment in silence. He is her obsession. Her possession. And perhaps, the only soul she cannot afford to lose. As lust twists into something more dangerous, their bond becomes a blade-edge dance of power, devotion and desire. When war, power and betrayal threaten to shatter what’s left of them, one truth remains: In a world built on ruin, her love is the most dangerous weapon of all.

[Mature Content Warning] She wanted to just end her mission and go back to her political marriage, but he had already claimed her his possession. Selene Adawolfa, the Princess of the Adalopha kingdom. Promises her father to bring peace to the village in their kingdom, by ending the age-old war, without revealing her identity. On the first day of becoming part of the Winterwells pack in disguise, she gets herself into trouble. The unexpected turn of events brings her in contact with Fang Warchild, the alpha of the neighbouring village. The most handsome, yet the most vicious man in the entire kingdom who recognises her at the very first glance. And he was ready to ruin her mission just for the sake of owning her! (The story takes place in the 90s so you will find technology in it!) ——[snippet]—— He approached me as his footsteps resonated in the dead silence inside the tent, and I couldn't get myself to step back waiting stunned. Stepping closer he lifted my chin asking again, "do you still choose otherwise Princess?" I gulped, knowing Fang would understand very well what was on my mind, all my lies would be useless in front of how well he knew every nook and cranny of my brain. Mustering all the strength inside me I whispered, diverting my eyes, answering exactly what he didn't want to hear right now, "Yes!" A vicious smirk played on his face as he lifted me by my collar, while I tip-toed barely able to find the ground, trying to match his towering height. "I don't like it when someone touches what is mine," he leaned closer, his tall stature hovering over me just inches from my face and his infuriated breath crawling on my soft skin, "and you better know that your entirety belongs to only me!" ---- All credits of the art used to belong to its owner ---- Discord: https://discord.gg/ZhjZ9aHEZ6

Under the crimson moon, a bride was blessed with love. Under that same moon, a queen was burned alive. On the night of her wedding, 18-year-old Jiang Zhiyi begins a new life with her beloved, Xiao Yan Cheng. But beyond the silk-draped chambers of joy, a brutal betrayal unfolds in the imperial palace. Lu Huayan, the Emperor’s favored consort — a fox spirit carrying the heir to the throne — is hunted down by jealous courtiers. Slain in cold blood, her child stolen, and the queen set aflame, her death marks the beginning of a curse. But a fox spirit never dies easily. Her vengeful soul binds itself to a jade necklace… and finds its way into the hands of the innocent bride. Now two souls inhabit one body — a grieving bride and a wrathful mother. As love turns into torment, and vengeance awakens beneath the crimson moon, Xiao Yan Cheng must choose: save the woman he loves or destroy the spirit within her. When the fox spirit returns... no throne shall be safe.

What if the universe played a joke on itself… and the punchline was you? Thales awakens with memories he was never supposed to keep—in a world where time is a story, language is a cage, and gods are bound by silence. As a newborn with ancient thoughts, he questions the rules before he can walk, deconstructs fate before he can speak, and seeks The Mystery before he’s ever told the world has meaning. This is not a tale of chosen ones or grand battles. This is the introspection of a child too aware, too early—of a mind that fractures reality just by thinking in it. IOUL is a philosophical epic disguised as a reincarnation tale—an odyssey into myth, memory, and the logic beneath stories themselves.

“I, Lethia Ashcroft, accept your rejection, soon-to-be Clown Alpha of the Rotten Obsidian Pack, as my ungrateful mate. May your divorced life find its hellhole.” ***** Year 2666. Werewolves and their kin have long embraced civilization, seamlessly blending into the high-tech world alongside humans. It is the year Lykon Haven hosts its once-in-seven-year event to select a new leader—one who will govern the shifting dynamics of werewolf packs across the country. It is also the year Lethia Ashcroft faces the ultimate humiliation when her mate, her husband, rejects her because of the infidelity she never committed. It cost her the inheritance she and her late father had worked so hard for. When she tries to flee exile while pregnant, she is caught in an accident—one that leaves her possessed by a seductive spirit fox. The creature needs a vessel to ignite her beads and, in exchange, grants Lethia the power to protect her unborn child. But that untamed spirit entangles her with three dangerously irresistible Lycans from Lykon Haven—men who have severed themselves from the fated mate bond. A stoic, protective doctor. A brooding, dominant businessman. A charming, playful celebrity. All Lethia wants is to reclaim what was rightfully hers and live a peaceful and comfortable life, alone with her baby. And she must get it—no matter what. But the mischievous Moon Goddess seems to take great pleasure in twisting her fate. ***** Strong FL REVERSE HAREM Explicit Mature Content Character-Driven This book has many fresh twists about werewolf lore that you won't find anywhere ;)

Soul Swap Genre: Time Travel, Mafia, Supernatural Synopsis: Hoàng Hải Vân, a forensic doctor, accidentally comes into possession of a highly important USB drive. Because of it, she finds herself entangled with two strikingly handsome men—one, a cunning and ruthless lawyer, and the other, an angelic-looking young man. That day also marks the last time she inhabits the body of a stunning beauty from the Security Bureau. Then, she time-travels—only to wake up in the body of that angelic-looking young man, who happens to be the son of a mafia boss… And so, a fateful entanglement begins. "You belong to me now. I will protect you—protect even your body."

The crown was a heavy thing, even before it touched Lyra's brow. Born into a lineage of power, she was forged for a throne few believed a female should ever claim. Whispers of dissent clung to her like a shroud, turning every shadow into a potential threat, every ally into a question mark. Survival wasn't a choice; it was a daily battle against those who craved her demise. Her fate tangled further with the arrival of Alpha Lucien, a male as formidable as he was arrogant, and whose contempt for her kind was etched into his very being. He claimed her as his destined mate, not out of passion, but as a calculated move – a pawn in his grand scheme to usurp the Lycan King's dominion. Lyra found herself ensnared, her heart's desires clashing violently with the brutal machinations of power and a destiny she never truly asked for.

They say every story deserves a happy ending. But life? It's not a fairytale. Hi, I’m Ryan Hawkins. Professional sad boy. Part-time ego hoarder. Full-time clown with a brain tumor. This is the story of how I got scammed, fell in love, turned into a hacker, and accidentally unlocked 3 million egos inside my head. Yes—literal egos. Don’t ask. At first, it’s all jokes and chaos. Fake confidence. Petty revenge. Punchlines to hide the pain. But somewhere along the way, you’ll see what I was really trying to do: Make my mom smile again. Even if it costs me everything. Because maybe… some stories don’t end happily— but they still mean something.

what would you do if the girls you were in love with had a possessive desire for you... I'll take advantage day by day of my life with a possessive girlfriend

At five years old, Nysa watched her village burn—her parents were murdered, and her little brother was lost without a trace. All she had left was a flame-shaped pendant and the bitter taste of what the upper class had taken from her. But envy breeds betrayal, and trust is a luxury she can’t afford. When a charming stranger invites her to the kingdom’s grand celebration, Nysa dares to dream… until humiliation leaves her shattered and exposed. Among the masks and crowns, eyes are watching. One of them belongs to a prince with secrets colder than winter. And in his possession… the pendant she thought was lost forever.

Obsession. Desire. Control. How far will love go when madness wears a pretty face? Isaaq was never meant to be free. Cast out by the very blood that raised him for loving the wrong person, he builds a life of his own — one that’s fragile, guarded, and haunted by a nameless boy he once loved. When he meets Aiden, a quiet, enigmatic stranger with secrets stitched beneath his skin, Isaaq feels something he thought he'd buried long ago. But Aiden isn’t who he seems. Neither is the world Isaaq is now tangled in — a world of shadows, lies, and a desire so fierce it burns. As obsession twists into possession, and love begins to blur with control, Isaaq must decide: can you survive love when it refuses to let go?