Punchline Possession

How do I know that a goddess wrote that awful harem novel? don't blame me if i give a bad review! Inuzuka Kai thought criticizing a cheesy harem novel was the worst thing he’d do all day—until the goddess who wrote it appears, furious, and traps him inside her cringe-worthy world. Now, he’s forced to live out every cheesy romance trope he can’t stand. Can Kai survive the world’s most over-the-top love story? Or will he end up stuck as the punchline of the worst plot ever created?

As a kid, Grandma's stories were all about a lovesick maid and a prince, thwarted by a villain who never quit. But here I am, waking up in a princess gown that weighs a ton, with flaming red hair and eyes like bling-bling. Seriously, universe? Turns out, I'm Meredia Seraphine Valtoria, the forgettable princess of Dukedom Saltorra. The punchline? I'm already dead in this story, a ghostly cameo before it even starts! Thanks, fate. But no more Miss Nice Princess. Royalty? Nah. Impending doom? Not my scene. With the finesse of a startled squirrel, I'm hightailing it-from that pesky villain and this ridiculous plotline.

Waking up in a mysterious place with his memories jumbled up, Ash, who now goes by Ash Voidborn, finds himself in the possession of a system like status screen and mysterious new powers, he seeks to reunite with his new family. Expect a strong mc, not super overpowered at the start, but as the story goes on things will get more ridiculous Mc is not going to be a slave to the system

Ellie Yeo thought she could escape her one-sided love for her boss, Simon Sa, by accepting an arranged marriage to Ethan Jung. However, just when she plans to leave Simon’s world behind, he pulls her back into a whirlwind of emotions with one last business trip together. Torn between her growing attachment to Ethan and her unresolved feelings for Simon, Ellie faces her deepest emotional conflicts. As secrets unravel and difficult choices arise, Ellie must decide whether to follow her heart or break free from the man who refuses to let her go. Will she finally escape Simon’s grip, or will their twisted relationship trap her once again?

Malia Brown thought she had it all—until her perfect world shattered. Married to Nixus Salvatore, a powerful CEO, she endured his neglect and obsession with another woman, Selene. When tragedy strikes and Nixus abandons her in her darkest hour, Malia walks away, signing the divorce papers and vowing never to look back. Two years later, Malia returns, stronger and more successful than ever, only to find their divorce never went through. Now, Nixus wants her back, but the scars of their past run deep. As jealousy, power games, and desire collide, Malia must decide if she can ever forgive the man who broke her—or if she’s finally ready to break free for good. Passion, betrayal, and a fight for love—who will win in the game of possession?

Aria’s life was simple,a medical school student,a devoted christian, and a future she could control. That all changed the night she saved a stranger cloaked in mystery. His presence was a storm that shattered her quiet existence, dragging her into a world where danger and desire intertwine. He’s relentless, captivating, and terrifyingly possessive. From the moment they meet, his obsession with her becomes undeniable. "You can't escape me,Aria," he whispers,his voice as smooth as sin. "You never could,I’ll burn the world to keep you close, Aria. You’re the only thing keeping the darkness at bay.” But his shadowed past is tied to a powerful king, a man whose secrets could consume her whole. The king wants her for reasons wrapped in prophecy, and his twin sons revel in turning her life into chaos. Each step draws her deeper into a web of magic, betrayal, and forbidden longing. As she battles the pull of her heart and the chains of destiny, Aria learns the terrifying truth—she may be the key to a war between realms, and surrendering to her desires could destroy everything. Will she resist the forces pulling her apart, or succumb to a love so consuming it could cost her soul? Warning: A steamy, obsessive romance filled with betrayal, passion, and a heroine torn between light and dark. Prepare for dangerous love triangles, dark magic, and a journey that will leave you breathless.

When there were strange signs in the sky, there must be demons lurking. Li Mo, who had studied antiques since he was young, had a strange change in his eyes after being struck by lightning. With a pair of divine eyes, he gained the ability to see through things and sense objects. He bought a gourd bottle for 500 yuan at a flea market and sold it for 230,000 yuan. A painting he casually bought turned out to be a genuine work by Xu Beihong, worth thirty to forty million yuan. The black double-eared bottle that came with the purchase of a set of gold jewelry turned out to be a genuine possession of the Ming imperial family. Ancient bronze ware, exquisitely crafted porcelain, calligraphy and painting with bold and vigorous strokes, and thrilling gambling stones came one after another. From then on, Li Mo's life underwent a revolutionary change. "I have divine eyes, and there are no treasures in the world that can escape my sight."

A young girl who is very nice is abducted by a cold-blooded billionaire mafia. He gradually turns her into his possession then into his obsession, but a traitor has stolen his heart, so all he can do is abhor the traitor and search for her if he can find her. The price of her betrayal would be that she would curse the day she was born. Will the girl he kidnaps and plans to marry ever win his heart, or will she just be his property to do with as he pleases? trigger warnings abusive relationship, drugs, slavery, dark, cold, sexual assault, violence, human trafficking, mafia, guns etc. so if you are not comfortable with these, please avoid this story. *I don't support any of these!!*

Marcelo Moreira, a 15-year-old solitary young man, lived an ordinary life, dealing with school routines and his own problems. But everything changes when he and his entire class are summoned to a medieval kingdom with the mission to defeat a terrible demon. What should have been a heroic opportunity turns into a nightmare when the demon invades the summoning ceremony, kills the responsible mage, and possesses all the students, transforming them into deformed monsters with horns. For unknown reasons, Marcelo did not receive any powers during the summoning and, therefore, was the only one who escaped possession. Now, lost in a strange world full of dangers, he must cope with the horror of seeing his classmates — and the girl he likes, Kaori — turned into murderous creatures. Without special abilities, relying only on his determination, Marcelo discovers that there may be a way to free the possessed. But to do so, he will have to face unimaginable dangers, survive in a cruel world, and, above all, find the courage to confront his own fear. With his humanity put to the test, Marcelo embarks on a journey full of challenges and difficult choices. Will he be able to save his friends before it’s too late? Or will he be consumed by the darkness that threatens to destroy everything around him?

What can he possibly do? He is going to die anyway, Isn’t he the most unfortunate being in the whole of Japan? Ma Feng who suffers from multiple diseases is on his deathbed, bullied, hated, and killed like a rag only to be reincarnated in a fantasy world but what was he reincarnated as? could you believe if I told you? Ma Feng who was scorned by the world is reincarnated as a dragon, A near extinct race who speaks dread to the world With a system in his possession, Ma Feng is going to transcend He will become an Overlord who reigns over all. He is truly an Understated Overlord

Mauve Grey is finally getting the treatment she has always wished for, her father even openly calls her his daughter. Could life get any better? However, she knows it is for all the wrong reasons. She is finally useful, no longer just seen as the sin of the king, a lustful night with her as a constant reminder, especially to the queen who can't stand her. As if getting married off isn't bad enough, she is getting married to the evil vampire king. The species that have put them in jeopardy many times over. However, she has no say in the matter as this forced union is a sign that humans and vampires were truly at peace. However, Jael is ruthless and proved to be more than she ever imagined. Will she survive the vampire world considering vampires think humans to be no better than animals? Will she hold out being the Vampire King's new play toy? The cover is not mine, all credits to the owner.

"Do you think you can run away from me? Or is this your way of tempting me, huh?" ... For his entire life, innocent yet brave-hearted Kylian had always yearned to shift into a strong Alpha, considering the tough resilient trait he was born with. But with that bold determination, when he entered the Elite Alpha Academy, his entire world came to a crashing halt when he encountered the infamous 'Silver Devil', Alpha Zenith. Their miraculous meeting drastically turned over his entire life on his 19th birthday when instead of turning into an Alpha, Kylian transitioned into an Omega, a dominant one of course! What happens when two polar opposite young hearts confront each other head-on and reveal the dark scars hidden deep inside them? What happens when Kylian is trapped inside the Alpha Academy, where the omegas are strictly prohibited? How will Kylian escape from becoming Zenith's deadly possession, while he also catches other Alphas' attention? Will their forbidden love break every odds or will destiny win in the end? .......................... **My latest entry for CUPID QUILL (Aug 2024). This is not a typical Omegaverse story, so your gifts, power stones, and support will be my greatest aid. Please continue reading ^^

In the shadow of an ancient forest, a forgotten book holds the key to an ancient terror. When Eliza, the quiet librarian of Grimstead, stumbles upon a mysterious and long-buried text, she unknowingly awakens something ancient and horrifying. The Draugar—a creature of darkness, death, and possession—has been dormant for centuries, but now, it is stirring once more. As the town descends into chaos, plagued by strange happenings and chilling whispers, Eliza must confront the dark forces she has unleashed and uncover the ritual that might stop the creature... or seal her fate forever. Torn between fear and obsession, Eliza must navigate a nightmare where no one is safe, and the very air is thick with terror. But the Draugar is not a mere legend. It is real. And once it has tasted fear, it will never stop hunting. The Draugar is a chilling tale of ancient myths, forbidden knowledge, and the monsters that rise when they are forgotten—perfect for fans of slow-burn horror and atmospheric dread. Will Eliza survive the night? Or will the Draugar claim another soul?

Astra Wilson is a demonologist from Los Angeles, she and Marcus Ryan discovered an ancient occultic temple in Egypt which was the location of a gateway to hell, when Astra accidentally touched a sword with her blood and takes it to a museum in Britain and sold the sword in which it was believed that the sword was a key that opens up the portal of hell, the sword was kept in the museum but after awakened by a human blood the gates of hell were opened but just a little as demons came out of it and started possessing dead humans, it created an apocalypse in Egypt as it spread to Britain and other parts of the world, the demon possessed bodies will try to infect other humans by touching them on the chest where their heart lies, slowly killing the individual as another demon would possess that body, Astra and Marcus would join up with other survivors to find a way to stop the apocalypse as the demons were looking for the sword so that they'll fully open the portal to let the forces of hell into the mortal world, after discovering that the portal was opened by her and to close it she must sacrifice herself to close it she races to find the sword and make the ultimate sacrifice but not after losing those close to her.

A Polymathic Man gets sent to the Viking era and decides to conquer the world with his smarts and the strength that he inherited from the body he possess now

Kimhan, Kim, needs to produce an heir in order to rule over the empire that his father built from scratch, but since he can’t change what’s in his heart, he will need to change ways to produce an heir. So the only option left is to ask his best friend, Kanya, to become his surrogate. She’s the only one who had always understood him and accepted him for who he was. However, when Kanya’s younger brother Kit decides to follow her to the mafia household for her protection, Kim is instantly drawn to the boy at first sight. From the moment both of them laid eyes on each other, it’s the beginning of their endgame. But being a part of the criminal world is full of dangers. Is Kim willing to let Kit enter his world despite the fear that he could lose his life at any moment? Or will he let go of the only ray of light he has left in his dark, dark world.

Similar to that of a Phoenix, a martial arts expert who was from the Song Dynasty had reincarnated after his death. The body he now possessed belonged to a bullied Japanese high schooler, one that had complicated family issues. --- This is a translation.

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All is fair in love and war, but unlike all other fairytale stories with untold happy ever Afters this is our reality.... All I ever known in my life is chaos, hatred, pain and confusion.... happiness?....Do I even dare say that word?...it sounded weird. To diacom I am their most treasured possession, their infinite weapon for Mass destruction....to humanity I am Earth's degeneration To him....I am his light and salvation...I am Alithaia ..... Some people call me AIA...but in reality I am Diablos... death if you may"

He is a doctor who specializes in helping to heal wounded people, keeping his oath close to his heart and mind, until he has met her. A broken woman with a broken soul and yet the most beautiful one his eyes have ever laid upon. She has awakened something inside of him that he does not know existed—obsession, possession, and manipulation. He has never wanted anything or anyone ever before the way he wants her. A doctor who has promised to save as much lives as he can, not until a threat to their relationship arrives, then he will hide away his wings and color the white gown that hangs around his body with deep red.

A Beautiful Transformation Lilliana Smith was the bullied, nerd girl until she underwent plastic surgery that transformed her into a beauty. However, the surgery damaged her heart, giving her only a month to live without a transplant. Lilliana lived that month to the fullest, thinking she would die soon - until a secret donor miraculously appeared to provide her a new heart. However, the doctors refused to perform her heart-transplant surgery until Lilliana signed the contract agreeing to marry Chris Eaton, CEO of Eaton Enterprises - who is also her CEO father Marcus Smith's archenemy. What will be the consequences of Lilliana accepting the new heart and marrying the cold-hearted CEO?!

Jenny harns is a woman with great ambition and being loved by all, but her life change from better to worst when her mother decided her life just for a company, she didn't have any choice than to it, since her mother already was involved she had to change somethings, her love life the most, which was the painful part of what she did, no one could believe she could do it The love of her life, now came back to her to play games with her Will he fall for her again, will they get together again, will things go smoothly,that the question you should be asking Find out in the novel

Reincarnated into the chaotic Warring States period of the Naruto universe, Hao is not your typical ninja. He’s got a Shaman King system that lets him merge with spirits and wield chakra like never before. With the powers and combat experience of Hao Asuka, he’s ready to make waves—both in battle and in the comical drama between the Senju and Uchiha clans. Hao’s plan? To establish a Shaman Clan that can rival the mightiest in history. But first, he’ll have to deal with an overenthusiastic Hashirama and a brooding Madara. Expect hilarious interactions as these three unlikely allies butt heads and try to save the world from the Celestial Clan—a group of high-and-mighty beings who don’t take kindly to being bossed around by mere mortals. Will Hao rewrite history? Or will he just end up being the punchline of it? Get ready for a wild, funny ride through a ninja world where spirits, chakra, and comedy collide. ---

After being reincarnated as a female lead in a reverse harem novel. Avery, who possessed Avyanna Brooke's body, a female lead who us beautiful, wise and strong. Every man wanted her to be their muse. And there are four male leads that seek the lady's hand. But, turns out the soul that possessed her body is a lesbian. Avery was loved at first sight at the innocent faced villainess Yelena Royal, a woman who is also candidate for the throne.

Lucy woke up as endora the illegitimate child of the herman household, with little memory of her past.there she meets her handmaid nina. once she realized who she is now,she discided to live the life God has given her as Endora de herman. over a month of living as Endora, it was time for the storyline to start in the academy of " STARDUST MAGIC ACADEMY", where the heroine met the first protagonist "ERIC DA FRANCIA"of the grand Duke household.who was mistreated from a young age till adulthood with the care and love given to him by scarlet,he become obsessed with scarlet.He wanted scarlet as his at all means including killing her family resulting to scarlet hating Eric, at that process she meet "KELVIN DE OLI" the young prince who's mother was killed by the empress.there he hold hate and grudges against the royal family, he meet scarlet and fall in love at first sight.

ALISHA HART is a light in the darkness. A girl who is trapped in nightmares of her traumatic childhood. A girl who is afraid to fall in love. She is afraid to trust someone with her heart and her soul. She locked the door of her heart, shut herself away from people, and built a wall around her. And was firm about not letting anyone come into her world. She was living her life beautifully and peacefully. But one night, she caught the eyes of the world's most dangerous man, who is now fixed on entering her world. ALEXANDER MORETTI has a heart of ice. His cruelty and ruthlessness are compared to the devil. His world is filled with nothing but darkness. People wanted him, but he never wanted anyone or anything. He thought he would never be tempted to make anything his own. But it only took his ice-cold blue eyes to meet the world's purest and most innocent pair of eyes to break his NEVER. Now, he is determined to make her his. No matter what it costs, he must make her his. Only his. [ Mature Content] Disclaimer: Cover made by AI

-WARNING- [Dark] [Mature content 18+] Beneath the moon's pale glow, a fated pair, bound by woe. A young girl, famously known as the 'cursed redhead' catches the eyes of a ruthless emperor, who's soul is bound by an unforgiven curse. Driven by an all consuming possession, he forces her to become his mistress. But as destinies intertwine, truths from the past take light. Their bond tightens and his desire grows even darker. Can she find the courage to defy his wicked clutches, and escape his haunting embrace? "A twisted soul, who smiles at you very easily, yet whilst carving something malevolent and dangerous in just seconds." He is obsessed, despite the heavy chains literally bounding his soul to darkness, and the rumors surrounding the girl. "Blood follows the redhead's stride. Death's shadow, her constant guide."

Ruhi was a beautiful, gorgeous young girl in her late teens. Rajveer Singhaniya an arrogant, callous, impatient, cold hearted and ruthless man who falls for Ruhi's cute sweet behavior. First of all Ruhi has proposed to Rajveer that she likes him...!!! It was love at first sight, when she saw for the first time she too badly fell for his cold personality. But in reality Rajveer was not in love with her, that's why Ruhi got away from his life like she's vanished from the world. Actually it was a one sided love for her...but suddenly it became a toxic & manipulative relationship. Rajveer comes back from abroad in search of Ruhi,it feels like now he has realized that he's in love with Ruhi. But now Ruhi hates Rajveer and doesn't want to see or know about him. Now Ruhi has become an obsession for Rajveer which is stronger than love. Rajveer said to Ruhi ''love is a sweet poison and I want this poison only in me not in you...!! Because if you have this poison you'll die and you'll not get any antidote...except me..."Ruhi said...no need because I have tasted this poison because you and now are my antidote with me...!! Let's see how their relationship changes...!!! Note: No incest, no rape

On his way to school, a tremor begins, opening a rift where Bryan falls and eventually dies, leaving only a soul. In search of a way out of that rift, the soul finds an unknown young man and takes possession of his body, entering a world called Andromeda where magic exists. As time passes, our protagonist discovers that he is actually a small-time villain who died while trying to become a summoner. This story is based on a fantasy world, where the characters and places do not exist, any resemblance to reality is mere coincidence