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[Ding! You've gained ten thousand Points! You can now use "Aphrodisiac X" ] [Ding! Due to the host's tendencies, the effects are twice as effective on females.] [Ding! Due to the host's tendencies, the effects are three times as effective on females deeply in love with their partners.] [Ding! Due to the host's tendencies, the effects are four times as effective on MILFs.] [DING! New Mission: Steal the Tech Hammer CEO's wife and daughter.] [Reward: 5,000 Points]

I WAS ABOUT TO MASTER THE YELLOW SWORD---BECOME UNSTOPPABLE—AND THEN BOOM! A WHITE JADE BEAUTY AND MY TRUSTED SECT DISCIPLE BETRAYED ME. NEXT THING I KNOW, I’M DEAD. But guess what? I’m back. Once, I was the Supreme Lord of the Four Realms, feared by gods, demons, and arrogant sect elders alike. At the peak of my power, I was betrayed and struck down by those I trusted the most. Now, I’ve been reincarnated into the weak, bullied body of some no-name disciple. My divine abilities? Gone. My legendary cultivation? Reset to zero. My patience? Nonexistent. But that’s fine. If I have to start over, I might as well have some fun. Sect elders looking down on me? Slap! Arrogant young masters trying to bully me? Slap! That treacherous white jade beauty? Oh, she’s getting more than a slap. I’ve got ancient wisdom, unmatched skills, and a lifetime of grudges to settle. The path to power begins again—and this time, I’m taking no prisoners.

The MC is Overpowered!! And So Broken!! Leon was just grinding for loot like any other player—until a rare quest dumped him in front of the Goddess of Sloth. She was breathtaking—ethereal, radiant, a vision of divine perfection… if only she looked like she actually cared. With a half-lidded gaze, she let out a soft yawn before murmuring, "Mmm… I guess you’ll do." Boom. Overpowered blessing unlocked. Suddenly, Leon's rocking the Legendary Blacksmith Class, forging weapons so absurdly powerful that even the game devs are side-eyeing him. His stats refuse to stop climbing. His skills break every limit. Before he knows it, he’s leading a squad of insanely strong (and suspiciously attractive) allies. Oh, and he somehow accidentally founded a Kingdom. As one does. Even in real life, things spiral—wealth, fame, and an alarming number of people begging for crafting commissions. But as the chaos piles up, one question keeps nagging at him: Why does this “game” feel a little too real? ◇◆◇ Discord Server: tinyurl.com/galanteodiscord ◇◆◇ Additional Tags: - Harem and Romance - No Yuri No NTR! - Blacksmith - Kingdom Building - Spirit Beast Contract - Real World Impact - Wealth and Fame - Seven Sins

Joanne Smith, weighed down by significant debt and humiliated by Jeffrey Winchester's cruel rejection just a day before their wedding, transformed her life into that of a multi-millionaire entrepreneur, allowing love to fade into memory. Joanne had one rule in life: money first, emotions later. She built an empire from the ground up, balancing her booming logistics company with the peace of her family farm. When a rugged stranger shows up, desperate for a place to stay, Joanne reluctantly takes him in as a paying guest. But little does she know, he’s not just any guest. He’s the man who brutally rejected her years ago, the one she’s long since forgotten. And he remembers everything differently. Now, living under her roof, he’s fueled by the sting of his own downfall and a hunger for revenge. Will the truth tear her world apart—or bring a reckoning neither of them saw coming? Join me on this incredible journey to find out! I will provide daily updates, and I would love to hear your thoughts in the comments. Please consider leaving a review and supporting me with GTs, Power Stones, and gifts. I hope you enjoy this story as much as I enjoy writing it!

After dying in the Amazon rainforest, Barrett finds himself in the afterlife, where he meets Rob, a mysterious figure who offers him a chance at rebirth. Rob grants him three spins to determine his fate: Power, Boom or Bane, and Race. With the results shaping his new life, Barrett is reincarnated into a world governed by a Gacha system. Now, armed with new abilities and a fresh race, he embarks on an endless journey across the multiverse, ready to face whatever challenges lie ahead. Can join my Patreon https://www.patreon.com/c/Novelby69DM

In his first life as 'Caine Wilson', was the villain—ruthless, cunning, and very powerful. He played his part perfectly, crushing the so-called "protagonist" and parading his enemies, their families, and anyone who crossed him naked through the streets. He watched with glee as the "hero" lay broken, stripped of his dignity, before finally ending his pitiful existence. But just as Caine, thought he had finally won and secured his place at the top, 'Higher ups' intervened. A booming, ethereal voice—like the universe’s pissed-off judge—shook the skies: "You have violated the sacred code of villainy! The villain shall not win. The balance has been broken. Caine Wilson, the world hereby rejects you!" Before he could even enjoy his victory, his world blinked out, like a story whose writer just erased the last chapter in frustration. Everything went dark. And when he awoke, he wasn’t Caine Wilson anymore. He was 'Su Xiaobai', a nobody on 'White Cloud Star', a world of cultivation, martial arts, and endless struggle. But this time, things were different. He could feel it—he could see through the cracks of reality itself. He could break the fourth wall! He wasn’t just some reincarnated soul; he was a villain who had 'seen the system', who understood the game. And he was about to flip it upside down. --------------- A/N: Buckle up, you miserable bunch! It’s a parody, so shut your brains off, toss 'em in the trash, and dive headfirst into this deep, glorious shithole! Don’t come whining to me when you laugh so hard you choke on your own damn tears! --------------- Discord: https://discord.gg/dsc4fftBeF **Cover Page is not owned by Author**

Sorcery: the art of manipulating the elements of the world to produce unnatural effects such as splitting the sea and overturning mountains. After 5000 years of wars against alien races such as Gods, Demons, Cosmic Beasts, and so on, Sorcerers have been able to carve all but a tiny spot in the universe. However, their survival is not all but certain. In the Sorcerer World, August, a 20-year-old man from Earth reincarnates in the body of a rogue Apprentice Sorcerer with a system that grants him the ability to extract 4 different innate affinities. Will he be able to herald the golden age of Sorcerers?

With the booming age of the internet, livestreaming is already a prevalent career all over the world. With people proving that money could be earned here, a lot of people jumped into it, gaining fame and wealth. Jay is a struggling 21 years old college student who dreams about becoming a livestreamer. Unfortunately, Jay don't have any talent beside his slightly handsome face. Because of that, it was hard for him to even have some viewers. But by a miracle, Jay gained the ownership of the Cube, changing his life all the way by doing all kinds of achievements! [Congratulations, you completed the achievement 'Sing to your viewers in your live stream.'] [You acquired the skill 'Singing' level 1.] [You acquired 5,000 pesos.] ... Disclaimer: This is a work of fiction. Unless otherwise indicated, all the names, characters, businesses, places, events and incidents in this book are either the product of the author's imagination or used in a fictitious manner. Any resemblance to actual persons, living or dead, or actual events is purely coincidental.

Liora was a pampered royal princess, with loving parents at the forefront and eleven royal brothers at her back. Always adorned with the finest silk and served with exquisite dishes while lounging in her palace. Her biggest concerns? Which dress to wear for a banquet and how many more hours she could nap before her royal duties caught up to her. But fate (or some seriously bad karma) had other plans. One moment, she was sipping fine wine and but the next moment-boom!—she wakes up in a world where people are eating each other, the sky is covered with ominous veils that look like it wants to swallow the world, and worse, her royal status means absolutely nothing. What she can tell more about her poor condition is that she has no servants, no food, and no idea how to fight off the disgusting zombies, who are trying to take a bite out of her. Just when she’s ready to scream at the heavens for an explanation, a cold mechanical voice rings in her head: [Welcome, Host. You have activated the Overlord System.] Overlord? That sounds powerful, right? Wrong. Turns out, she starts at the bottom of the food chain with no powers, no weapons, and zombies that see her as their next snack. While others awaken abilities like fire manipulation or super strength, she gets... a system that gives missions with questionable rewards and always tries to drown her in a huge debt. Fight a Level 2 Zombie with her bare hands? Sure, why not? Survive hordes of zombies while the system nags her? Classic. But as she battles to level up and gathers allies (some willing, some just too scared to say no). She realizes—maybe she isn’t as weak as she thought. Because when the world falls into chaos, only the strongest can rule. And if the system insists on calling her an Overlord, well… she might as well live up to the name. Power, danger, and a system that may or may not be trying to get her killed—welcome to the apocalypse.

In his past life, Ethan Steele was an ordinary man living in a modern world—working a dead-end job, struggling through the monotony of daily life, and haunted by regrets of missed opportunities. At the age of 23, his life came to a sudden, unexpected end in a car accident. As his consciousness faded into darkness, he was sure it was over. But fate had other plans. In the divine realm, the God of Fate watched over the balance of life and death. Ethan's untimely death was a mistake, an anomaly that diverged from the preordained path of his destiny. It wasn't yet his time to die, and so, the god decided to give him another chance. "You were meant for greater things, Ethan Steele," the god's voice boomed. "To correct this error, I will reincarnate you in another world—one filled with magic, swords, kingdoms, and adventure. You shall be reborn, but you will not remember your past until the appointed time. There is, however, a... complication." By divine error, the god accidentally bestowed Ethan with the Harem God System without having any idea about it. This system is a powerful, reality-bending system that would allow him to charm and seduce influential women to build his harem, growing in strength and power with each conquest. "Your memories of Earth will return on your seventh birthday. I hope you enjoy your life here in this world" And with that, Ethan's soul was transported to a new world.

Victor was on a school bus trip to Mount Fuji, engrossed in the final chapter of his favorite game, The Light's First Being. Frustrated by the game's abrupt and unsatisfying ending, he barely noticed the majestic mountain looming in the distance. But before he could process his disappointment. a sudden BOOM! shattered reality. In an instant, Victor and his entire class were ripped from their world and summoned to another a world, reminiscent of the game he had just been playing. Thrust into a realm of magic, ancient prophecies, and looming darkness, Victor learns that they have been called to aid the Hero of Light in defeating the Child of Chaos, a being of unimaginable power threatening to plunge the world into eternal despair. As Victor navigates this unfamiliar world, he discovers that his knowledge of the game’s lore might be the key to survival and success or is it??. But the journey is far from easy. Victor must balance his growing power, his unraveling sanity, and the complex relationships with his classmates, who are also grappling with their new roles in this world. Bonds of friendship are tested, alliances shift, and betrayals lurk around every corner. Amidst the chaos, Victor finds himself drawn to unexpected allies and faced with impossible choices. As the lines between hero and villain blur, Victor must confront not only the external threats but also the darkness within himself. Will he rise to the challenge, harnessing the power of the Light and darkness to save this world and his own sanity? Or will he succumb to the shadows, becoming the very thing he was summoned to destroy? ------------- if you want more chapters , you can use your Stone to vote 100 Stone =1 chapter 200 Stone =2 chapter 300 Stone =3 chapter 400 Stone = 5 chapter For every 10 Golden ticket = 1 chapter Voting with your power Stone also help The novel as well, it Make it so More people will see The Novel.

“Get your filthy hands off my wife!” Ford’s commanding voice boomed through the room. Mrs. Johnson, stunned, released Elena’s wrist immediately. Ford stepped forward, his eyes sharp and unyielding. “I chose her. I need her. She’s mine. Don’t ever think you have a right over her again. Consider this your only warning—to you and your daughter.” Taking Elena’s trembling hand in his, Ford led her away. His grip was firm yet reassuring, and for the first time in years, Elena felt protected. Sitting in the car, tears rolled down her cheeks. She couldn’t believe someone had stood up for her. Then, as her emotions overwhelmed her, Ford gently turned her face toward him kissing her with passion gradually Elena melted to his touch breaking her walls for the only man who stood by her. For a fleeting moment, Elena felt hope. What happens When Ford learns of Elena’s hidden son. As their love shatters after finding Elena’s Secret, he sends her packing. What happens when Ford finds out that the child born was from a mistake he made years ago while drunk. Will he be able to gain back Elena’s love? Would Elena find it in her heart to forgive?

This is a book that tells the story of four post-80s girls and their internet startup journey in 2004, filled with toxic motivational tales. Watch how four newbies fresh from the ivory tower step by step better themselves in the internet boom, stand tall alone, and eventually carve out their own space in the predominantly male internet industry, ultimately achieving their life dreams. Change your life through the internet! A work of realism in the niche of invigorating workplace fiction. There are no cheats here, unless you count the protagonist's halo effect!

Amid the bustling City of Keystone lies hidden groups and buried magic to unravel. What comes are changes in the stars that will shine upon myths and legends, but draw bigger shadows to their truths. It's all too much for Daniel Hart, who just wants to paint for others, but he finds his brush influenced by the slippery effects as maternal mysteries cling to him. WARNING: This is very much full of SMUT before it is mystery and magic. Lots of weird slimy shenanigans too!

Tian Shen was your average unordinary guy—living a monotonous life. One day, fate (or rather, Truck-kun) decided to grant his wish… by sending him flying into another world at 120 km/h. When he woke up again, he found himself in the body of an outer disciple of the Beast Taming Sect. His talent? Nonexistent. His reputation? Of a molester’s. Just when he thought he was doomed to be cannon fodder, a golden screen appeared before him. 『Ding! Congratulations, Host! You have activated the Attribute System.』 『Congrats host, you killed 5th stage of body refining realm cultivator and gained Qi points ×30.』 『Congrats host, you killed 1th stage of Qi refining realm cultivator and gained Luck points ×80.』 『Absorbed white Attribute orb, gained 1-star sword.』 『Absorbed golden Attribute orb, gained divine Artifact.』 Tian Shen: “…Huh?” Armed with his new system, Tian Shen embarks on a ridiculous journey—casually strolling through battlefields to collect fallen attributes, dodging cultivation technique manuals (which drop on his head), and even trolling young masters into fighting just to farm their stats. But as he levels up in the most absurd way possible, he soon realizes… is he cheating too much? Because now, heavenly tribulations, ancient sects, and hidden experts are all eyeing him. Tian Shen: I am favored by the AUTHOR of this book, you lots can't even handle my shoes. *Rumble**Crackle* Again Tian Shen: I-i was just joking, don't take it seriously. **BOOM**

Abandoned by his Family, friends and everyone. Ares is on journey on Thorny path to make a name Undergoes a military experiment to reach S-rank, gains new allies and claims what was lost to him. But strange things happen to him along the way. "Is it the effects of the experiment, people or Both". We will never know until we see

He was Renher , the Emperor. At the pinnacle of power, wealth, and fame, he conquered kingdoms and led armies to glory,a legend forged in blood and conquest, fell not on the battlefield, but to the treacherous blade of the most unexpected encounter. With his beloved eagle as his only witness, he plunged into darkness. But death was not the end. A voice boomed, "System Awake!" and Renher found himself reborn, a strange system humming in his mind, in a world beyond his wildest dreams. Sunlight filtered through an alien forest, a constant pain in his head, and a cryptic message: "Don't regret this one, Chosen Emperor." Now, armed with a mysterious system and haunted by the ghosts of his past, Renher must fight to survive. He'll face demonic beasts, clash with powerful gods, and unravel the secrets of a world where betrayal and magic collide. Will he rise as a new legend, or will the shadows of his past consume him? Will he become a one-man army to avenge his betrayal, or will his second chance lead to an even greater war?

Boom! The sky shatters, marking the beginning of a new era. The End Days. Towers, with monsters as its inhabitants, descend all over the globe, marking the beginning of the end for humanity. Following the arrival of the towers, a zombie virus breaks out, infecting everything in its way and turning the living organisms into zombies. The hopes for humanity are slim but not nonexistent. The humans who survive awaken special abilities, gaining power to fight against the zombies and the monsters. However, the role of humanity in all this seems negligible. While on the surface, it may look like an all-out war of the awakened humans, zombies, and monsters, in the shadows, unknown forces are at play. Bound by the rules of the universe at the moment, restrained. But what will happen once the times come and the mysterious forces can act willingly? Join this journey through the end times. Witness the end of worlds, countless tragedies, joys, entangled feelings, and the birth of legends. ....

--- Dark Circles, Dark Secrets is a gripping web novel that delves into the emotional complexities of trauma, societal pressure, and hidden truths. The story follows a young man burdened by a painful past, struggling with the effects of child abuse and the harsh realities of the world around him. Alongside him is Hinata, a bright and optimistic figure whose warmth contrasts with the darkness he carries. As their lives intertwine, secrets are revealed, and the characters must confront their deepest fears. With themes of police brutality, personal struggles, and the search for redemption, the novel explores how our pasts shape who we are and whether it’s possible to break free from the darkness. ---

"When the moon hides, the shadows embrace." ®®®® "I, Kane Nightshade, king of the Lycans, reject you wolf-less wench, Isabella Williams as my fated mate. How dare you bare the mark of someone else and have the guts to be pregnant too." The lycan king boomed, slamming me hard.as he continued. "Punishment is to be whipped a hundred times and by the end of it, her head should be cut off" ^^^ Isabella never thought her life would end like this. Yeah, she knew she was wolf-less and would die before she reached a good age. But she never knew she'd have to pass through the rejection, the shame, and the curses. Framed for infidelity and bearing a mysterious child. Isabella's life turns all the more dark as her tormentor, who turns out to be her fated mate, brutally rejects her and the child. Subjecting her to a punishment that would eventually lead to her death and their unborn. But just as she was about drawing her last breath. The creature came to her rescue. The creature in question was shrouded in smoke, a man who no one could describe, killing the Lycans left, right, and center just because of an uncontrollable rage he, himself didn't understand. Lucian, a being who slept for a thousand years, has awakened. But what is he now? A demon, human, werewolf, vampire, or something more? A freaking tribrid, driven by fury and a thirst for vengeance. And What does he want with Isabella, the wolf-less, pregnant runt he accidentally marked? Will she survive long enough to find out about her wolf and destiny. ©© Dark romance Warning ®18 Read with caution, it has a very sensitive scene and mature content.

You ever have a perfectly peaceful life? One that’s quiet, predictable, comfortable? Yeah. I had that once. A nice little flower shop, a hidden enchanted garden that only I knew about, and exactly zero unnecessary distractions. My business wasn’t booming, but it was steady, and most importantly, I was left alone. Then, they showed up. First, a half-dead human collapsed outside my shop. Like an idiot, I brought him inside instead of leaving him there to be someone else’s problem. Turns out, he’s from some ancient mage bloodline and thinks I—just because I’m an elf—should teach him magic. I have lived centuries longer than him. I have forgotten more things than he’s probably ever learned. I told him no. He whined. I told him no again. He kept whining. Eventually, I caved, but only under one condition: if he wanted to learn, he had to work for it. Then, just when I thought my life couldn't get any worse, we found something worse than a lost human—a vampire. Sleeping. In my enchanted garden. Acting like it belonged to him. He refused to leave, ignored every single one of my threats, and had the audacity to look offended when we tried to kick him out. In the end, we had to force him to help with the shop just to make sure he wouldn’t be a freeloading parasite. And now? My once-perfect, peaceful life is in shambles. The shop is crowded. My workload has somehow doubled. My garden is infested with an insufferable mage and an even more insufferable vampire. And with February just around the corner, business is picking up, meaning I have even less time to deal with their nonsense. I never asked for this. I never wanted this. And yet, somehow, this is my life now. I am too old for this nonsense. Someone, send help!

Vincent Caine, a washed-up movie director whose career collapsed under the weight of his own unfulfilled ambition, awakens in a void — a pitch-black theater where the only spotlight is fixed on his own sweating, broken face. The laughter of an unseen audience echoes around him, sharp and unnatural, twisting his pain into their entertainment. His memories are gone, save for a single truth: his name. A booming voice — equal parts ringmaster and executioner — congratulates Vincent on his "win." The prize? A new life. Not because of talent or purpose, but a simple roll of the dice. He is to inhabit the body of another heartbroken indie director, recently felled by a heart attack, his corpse held in unnatural suspension. As Vincent's consciousness spirals through the emerald vortex of his forced rebirth, the lines between performance and reality blur. The faceless crowd’s laughter follows him like a haunting score. Memories that are not his begin to surface — the indie director’s unfinished scripts, his fears, his distant relationships. But Vincent’s own past remains a blank canvas, gnawed at by a presence that seems to slither through his mind. What awaits him in this new life is more than just another chance at directing — it's a waking nightmare of fabricated success and lingering failure. Every interaction feels staged, every relationship like a hollow performance. The question isn't just who Vincent will become in this borrowed life — it's what dark hand is pulling the strings behind the curtain, orchestrating this surreal second act. And the ever-present, unnatural laughter? It never stops. Because the show must go on.

Bolt, a boy abandoned by his family and tormented by classmates, has lived his life in solitude. He never understood why he was treated like an outcast, but he endured it with quiet resilience. One fateful day, the world was forever changed. A cataclysmic event—The Great Surge—shook the planet, causing worldwide explosions that tore apart cities. In its wake, humanity underwent an evolution, gaining elemental abilities. Fire, water, wind, earth, lightning—people discovered they could wield the forces of nature themselves. However, along with this power came horror. Monstrous creatures, born from the chaos, emerged from the shadows to hunt and destroy. While others gained a single elemental affinity, Bolt awakened to something far greater. His body surged with the raw power of every element. But that was not all. A booming voice echoed in his mind—the God of War had chosen him as his vessel. Now hunted by those who fear his abilities and pursued by monsters drawn to his overwhelming energy, Bolt must uncover the truth behind The Great Surge, his divine blessing, and the hidden forces at play in this new world. They abandoned him before. Now, the world will fear his name.

Residual Effect by G0d_K1nG In a fractured world where miracle cures birthed living weapons, the survivors of a failed pharmaceutical revolution are hunted, exploited, and erased. Kai Mercer, a rogue medic turned human vector weapon, has spent years in the shadows—until he saves Lana, a teenage girl whose awakening power could level cities. Now, with the world’s deadliest biotech corporation on their trail, the two must navigate a crumbling society, unlock the truth behind their mutations, and survive long enough to strike back. No gods. No heroes. Only survivors.

Meet Yuki Homura! A 15-year-old high school first year from Neo-Tokyo, Japan in the year 2072. The world has felt the effects of nuclear war. One effect of the war was super-powered human beings! Go. All. Out: X-VERSE.

[ Warning: Mature content R-18 ] Alright, let’s get one thing straight—I didn’t ask for this. One moment, I was a perfectly normal guy, living my perfectly average life. The next? I wake up as Edric Von Ainsworth, a notorious noble villain in a fantasy novel. Sounds cool, right? Wrong. Because in this story, Edric is a grade-A scumbag who bullies his personal maid—who, by the way, just happens to be the Hero’s beloved sister. Guess what happens next? The Hero kills him. Yeah. Not happening. So, I do the obvious thing—I start treating Safina like gold. No more abuse, no more cruelty, just smiles, head pats, and maybe a little bribery. Boom. My death flag? Gone. But then I realize something—I’m a noble. A rich, powerful, feared noble. And in a world where guys like me take whatever they want… why the hell should I hold back? So, I buy a gorgeous succubus, a towering 7-foot ogre girl, and a mysterious elf slave—and that’s just the beginning. I start rewriting my fate, one beauty at a time. The Hero? He can have his little adventure. I’ll be here, living like a king. ...Assuming, of course, that fate doesn’t come knocking again.

"Light is easy to love, but darkness is a truth which everyone hides" Amber doesn't celebrate birthdays but what happens when she's forced to, on her 22nd birthday, what may go wrong. Everything goes wrong. What happens if she ended up in another world, hmm, or another time dimension. What did she do? Will she end up saving herself but what did she even do? Who is behind all this sorcery?

In the technologically advanced metropolis of Lavi City, within the Solarian Empire, Alistair Kaelen is a seemingly unremarkable university student. He's also an INTJ – a strategic mastermind – and a top player in Aetheria Online, the world's most immersive VRMMORPG. While most players chase power and glory, Alistair is fascinated by the game's intricate mechanics, seeing it as a complex puzzle to be solved. He soon discovers that Aetheria Online is far more than it seems. The game's energy system, "Aether," is a veiled representation of real-world spiritual energy, and in-game actions have subtle, but real, effects on the player's body. Alistair, playing the obscure and underpowered "Voidwalker" class, begins to experience these effects firsthand, developing enhanced senses and an inexplicable ability to manipulate spatial forces. His investigation leads him to a hidden community of players who also suspect the truth, and to a vast conspiracy involving NovaTech, the corporation behind the game, and a secret world of traditional cultivators. As Alistair masters his newfound powers and unravels the mysteries of Aether, he must confront powerful enemies, navigate treacherous political landscapes, and ultimately decide the fate of a world where the line between virtual and reality is blurring. --------------- The writing style of this book was enhanced using AI tools, but the contents and ideas are mine. Enjoy reading.

[Ding! You've gained ten thousand Drug Points! You can now use "Hypnotic Drugs."] [Ding! Due to the host's tendencies, the effects are twice as effective on females.] [Ding! Due to the host's tendencies, the effects are three times as effective on females deeply in love with their partners.] [Ding! Due to the host's tendencies, the effects are four times as effective on MILFs.] [DING! New Mission: Steal the Tech Hammer CEO's wife and daughter.] [Reward: 5,000 Drug Points]

You find yourself before a shrouded figure standing behind a table. On the table are manypotions, choose as many as you want or none. The choice is yours. In addition pick additionalCYOAs or none to add on to this if you want some adventure.Each one infuses you with a variety of effects which cannot be taken from you unless youwillingly allow it.Note: exact effects in different ones such as perfect memory, intelligence, etc. do not stack.[fanwanking helps] Optional FeaturesEssence META is designed with the assumption that there is one player that is the ‘self insert.’There are of course other ways of playing but if you just want a few more options orsuggestions. Feel free to do your own thing if none of these appeal to you. Not like I can stopyou.OC Doughnut SteelYou are not the star of the show, it is in fact some other poor schmuck or perhaps someone whodances to your tune. You are free to design this new person however you like with whateverhistory, background, occupation and whatever else as long as they are not significantlysupernatural. You may use another CYOA before Essences are applied to facilitate thisprocess.ITS YA BOI NARUTOIt is not your self insert or an OC but an existing fictional character that receives their essenceseither by those you selected or them being presented the options as if they were playing theCYOA itself.Mexican StandoffEither as a Self Insert or OC Doughnut Steel option but you are not the only entity withEssences. There are in fact multiple Essence holders with a variable level of strength. Thestrongest Essences are barred from use from anyone as the cosmic energies would probablyreduce existence back to null, that wouldn’t be fun for anyone.Oh God Its Another OneYou have friends! You and at least one more person have access to the Essence