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Upon waking up, Halle found herself as the long-lost daughter of the Berry family, missing for fifteen years. However, her family had already adopted a child to replace her. This child took Halle’s name, her birth date, and enjoyed all the wealth and love that rightfully belonged to her. Meanwhile, Halle received nothing but ridicule and cold indifference because she wasn’t as clever, talented, and obedient as the fake heiress. Worse, she even became a mobile blood bank for her own aunt. Her parents saw her as a stain on the family, warning her not to dream of the position of the eldest daughter. They made it clear that she should be content with the title of adopted child, or else they would send her back to where she came from. However, none of them knew that Halle, the once-dormant fortune-telling queen, had awakened. She just wanted a peaceful life, indulging in good food and trashy dramas every day, yet troublemakers constantly came asking for her slap. And as for a certain man, he had quietly secured a place by Halle’s side without her even realizing it.

WARNING: This book keeps a fast pace with constant fight. CONTAINS: decisive and ruthless kills, no saintly hero, no silly face-slapping scenes, crushing enemies across levels. If you can’t handle a cold-hearted and cruel MC, turn back now. Hope you enjoy the quick-pace fight. Alan was once a genius, but due to a conspiracy, his mana core was shattered, leaving him unable to use magic. After a fateful incident, he became bound to Hell, gaining a unique way to wield magic. The cost? Endless pursuit by the dark gods of Hell. Whatever. The world has treated me this way, so I have no reason to show mercy. Anyone who stands in my way will be killed with a single sword. After all, I will be the Lord of Hell.

The apocalypse has arrived, unleashing monsters across the globe. Jeremy, a high school student with a past life as a mercenary, awakens to an SSS-tier ability known as "The Eye of Omniscience." This power allows him to perceive hidden cues invisible to others. [There's a silver treasure chest in the room to the left. Opening the chest with your foot guarantees a 100% chance to obtain a silver-grade item!] [There's a hidden boss in the girls' bathroom. Defeating it with a sanitary pad will surely drop a rare skill scroll!] [Slapping the job-change statue 99 times during your job change will unlock the hidden class "God Desecrator"!] While the rest of humanity is still living in fear, Jeremy has already obtained various god-level rewards thanks to his Eye of Omniscience. While others are still figuring out how to survive the apocalypse, Jeremy has already reached the pinnacle of humanity, confronting the gods themselves!

Every little girl's fantasy is to live a wonderful life full of riches and luxuries. This was the future she imagined, and she was willing to go to any length to obtain it. She was spoiled, pampered, and doted on by her family, and she was proud of herself. She knew she deserved the best, and she went for it. This, however, is where the nightmare began. Wanting to leave the clutches of poverty wasn't as simple as she believed, given the things she had to give up, the humiliation she had to endure, and the numerous things she had to lose. It was not worthwhile. When she thought she had it all, she was slapped in the face with the cold, hard truth: she was only a SUBSTITUTE. And when two of her closest companions turned on her and betrayed her, she was shoved aside and got humiliated by people she used to know. With nothing and no one to lean on, she was forced to make decisions. Decisions that gradually resulted in something breathtakingly amazing. [DING! SIGN IN! THE HOST HAS BEEN REWARDED WITH ******]

*Fast paced fast slapping modern novel* Jiang AiLin, known as Miss Fox. Why was she called as Miss Fox? It's because she had killed someone while pretending to be the only daughter of the famous Jiang Family. It turns out, from a young age she was pretending to be the daughter of Jiang Family. When her identity was revealed, instead of apologizing she burned the whole house of the Jiang Family, causing for someone to be killed inside the fire! Heinous! Heinous! Everyone in Beijing had at least heard of this story once, especially the socialites who look down on her for being a Foxy woman whose true self was merely filled with hatred. But that woman had walked out of the prison after serving for six years. And... And she had caught the best bachelor as her lover! The eldest son of the Li Family, Li ZiChen. But she didn't come alone. She had came back with a revenge plan, to pay blood with blood. Yet why does this man knowing the people she had killed still agree to love her?!

Felix Ariel, a typical Floridian, found himself transported to a mysterious kingdom in another world. However, a misunderstanding led to Felix accidentally killing the king, resulting in his untimely demise. Following this tragic event, Felix's spirit encountered a mysterious being who identified as Felix's ancestor. This entity claimed that Felix had been cursed by an unknown individual. For Felix's safety, the ancestor bestowed upon him a system for self-defense. Upon returning to Earth, Felix realized that he would be transmigrated to the alternate world at noon due to the lingering curse. To prepare for this unexpected transmigration, Felix relied on the system, which required him to gather oil and gold to enhance his abilities. Thus began Felix's quest in the other world. With his system, he brought firearms and an ambition to spread liberty... for prosperity and freedom. ... Author's note: I got burnt out after trying to write a serious, action-packed story. So, I guess I'll return to what I do best: writing a stupid comedy novel. Again, this is a satire story. Expect memes and stereotypes. Don't take anything seriously. Lastly, this story takes place after Florida Man's General Store in Cultivation World. The MC is Leo's descendant. You don't need to read the previous novel to understand this story, but those who have will enjoy some easter eggs.

a story about Miko Hori and Toga Himiko

【Awesome Face-Slapping Story】 The humble farmer hero saves the damsel and obtains the Divine Artifact, masters Divine Skills, and becomes adept at healing. From then on, he dominates city life.

The Divine Doctor dominated the city, showing off and slapping faces, curing diseases and saving lives while making money. He was omnipotent, composing a life of supreme dominance.

Others transmigrate to the world of cultivation, with a Golden Finger all the way till the end; Jiang Tang, however, gets slapped by reality until he becomes reclusive. After honestly farming for three years, Jiang Tang suddenly discovers that he now has a Spirit Field Space, and the Spirit Field is actually producing rare Spirit Grass, Spiritual Medicine, martial arts manuals, and even ancient treasures that had vanished long ago! Thus, Jiang Tang also gains his own Golden Finger. Years later, Jiang Tang accidentally cultivates himself into an All-Around master and ascends, teary-eyed, he exclaims— “Transmigration has been fair to me, the Golden Finger comes of its own accord.”

[System initialization..] "Damn! A System!?" He received the greatest gift of all, the famed System. In a world of cultivation where the strong rules while the weak kneel, Alexander, a young man from earth took the place of Long Tian, the young master of one of the strongest family in the Eastern region. Watch how he rise to the godhood and even beyond it with his insane desires to be the only alpha, the omega, the god of the gods. However, the path of cultivation is long and lonely, and for that reason, his desires for womens soar to an unimaginable degree. But as they say, the price of a free gift is insanely high, will he be able to handle the consequences that comes with the free gift of transmigration and a system? Will he be able to survive in the cruel and cutthroat world of cultivation? Will he be a puppet, a slave to the "Being X" that transmigrated him and even gave him the system? Or.. will he overturn the game and actually make the unknown "Being X" and make him his slave? What will happen to the little earthly boy who got his last wish to be true? ------------------- [Additional Tags] #Netori #No-Netorare #Gods #Goddess #Threesome #Foursome #Smut #Villain #PlayfulMC #Neutral-Evil #Cultivation #Multiple-Realms #Transmigration #Spanking #Face-Slap (Sometimes, not in every chapter.) #YoungMasterMC #Harem

Miles Bennett, a 19-year-old pizza delivery boy, happened to deliver a custom-made love pizza on Valentine's Day to a regal home. Little did he know, his girlfriend Hanna would open the door with an elderly man gripping her waist lovingly. "You are such worthless trash, Miles!" Heartbroken, a screen flashed before this young man. [You are now the host of the 10x Modern Money System] [Starting with $10,000,000,000] [10× multiplier on income] [10× rebate on expenses] [Ding!] [First Mission Assigned!] [Details: Your heartless, wicked boss is on the brink of bankruptcy] [Action: Face-slap your boss, buy, and grow his pizza company to surpass McDonald's] [Reward: $10,000 and a 12-hour limited 30× rebate on expenses.] Miles clenched his fist and nodded with determination. "All who have looked down on me will pay!"

On the day she was supposed to become Mrs. Jade, Eclipse Rocelyn was humiliated. Slapped and insulted by her own fiancé, Robert Jade, and betrayed by her wicked stepsister Jessica and scheming stepmother Mrs. Rocelyn, they accused her of cheating and ruined her in front of everyone. They pushed her, letting her fall and die with no mercy. But death wasn’t the end. Eclipse woke up, reincarnated as a fierce warrior from far away, a girl with the same face and name who had also died in battle. Now, with both their memories merged, Eclipse returns with fire in her heart. She swears to make them pay for what they did. Enter Alastor, the most powerful billionaire in Star City. Eclipse strikes a deal with him—she’ll get her revenge, and he’ll be by her side, spoiling her like no one ever has. Alastor is not just a protector; he’s willing to burn down anyone who dares harm his new wife. Revenge never looked this sweet... or this dangerous.

An unending darkness marches forward, crumbling every reality in its path. The only hope left for existence is the original system. However, its power is so great no one can use it without dying. Except for Miko. A less-than-average high schooler, on Earth he is barely able to pass his classes or even keep a home. Yet, all the same, he is the only hope for the survival of all of existence. That is if the system is everything it's made out to be: a way to gain power, a way to save everything. Everything is not as it seems. Even as Miko grows stronger, he finds a sinister evil within. One that threatens to corrupt him. One that threatens to force the only thing that can save reality, Miko, to destroy it instead. Discord!!! https://discord.gg/Qum9gyqpVN

Gu Xuan traveled through the fantasy world and worshipped the Holy Land of Absolute Beginning. He thought that he was going to rise, but who knew that the talent was mediocre, and that he could not make an inch after practicing for more than ten years. Just when he was about to be expelled from the Holy Land, he awakened the ability to view the script of his life. "I turned out to be a support role who was destined to be slapped in the face by the protagonist or become protagonist's little brother?" "And the little maid who brought me the foot wash was actually the reincarnation of the empress, and she also had the fate of a prosperous husband?" Gu Xuan was shocked. Along the way, he made good friends with the female empresses and various destiny heroines, and cut off the opportunity of many children of destiny secretly. Before he knew it, Gu Xuan had already stepped on the top of martial arts, turned his back to all living beings, and overlooked the heavens.

Isabella Green thought her life was already complicated enough; a one-night stand with a charming stranger left her pregnant, and now she's struggling to figure out her next steps. But everything spirals out of control when she mistakenly accuses the wrong man, billionaire Michael Hartley, of being the father. With one slap in a crowded restaurant, she turns his world upside down, shattering his relationship and dragging her into a web of deceit, power, and dangerous secrets. Michael isn’t the type to let things go easily, especially when he discovers it was his reckless twin brother, Liam, who fathered Isabella’s child. But Michael isn’t just furious, he’s intrigued. To protect his family’s name and salvage his public image, he forces Isabella into a fake relationship, one that’s supposed to fix everything… until real emotions start getting in the way. As Isabella navigates the high-stakes world of the Hartley family, she quickly realizes there’s more at play than a scandalous romance. From hidden fortunes and dark family secrets to a vengeful ex-girlfriend and a twin brother with dangerous enemies, Isabella is thrust into a life she never asked for. But with a baby on the way and her heart on the line, she must decide whether to trust Michael or run before she gets hurt again.

This is the story of a boy who transmigrates into the world of Blue Sky. This world has a different Hollywood and different rules. In 1992 where Hollywood's cultural output is too low that conservatism prevailed so that he has come with the task to change it all. His name was Sam Sammir but now he is known as Sam Sandles. This is not a quick story but a slow paced novel which also involves the protagonist's life. What to expect ;- Strong MC, Intelligent MC, No Face slapping at every turn, his growth journey and new movies different from the same hollywood repeated movies. My discord link:- https://discord.gg/FvYNdHCP

After having his Military Service extended to six years due to an administrative error, "Drïekvïer", Better known as "Trektör" or "The Nightmare Of The Farioth", is abruptly forced to stop his deployment, all because the change of a law in the Nation he chose to live in. With this unexpected development, he decide to try something new by taking the "Talent" test of the neighboring country in order to obtain a Profession and qualify for one of the most prestigious Academies in the gigantic planet of "Clarattoia". To achieve this, is mandatory to have a score of "7", of a maximum of 22.5, after all, with out Profession is impossible to access "Protocol" and nurture the hidden beast inside us. Front page is "DRÏEKVÏER TREKTÖR". Additional information: NO CHEATS NO PLOT ARMOR NO VANILLA EASY LIFE If you want a story in which there is face slapping or everyone is friendly after a few random words, This is not for you. There is a bit of everything in this story, so be prepared, is the only warning anyone is going to get. Lastly, I am not an English native speaker, so any mistake i make, feel free to point it out so I can correct it as soon as possible.

[LitRPG / Isekai / Adventure / Action / Comedy] Inspired by Mushoku Tensei, God of War, Bloodborne, Elden Ring & Warhammer 40k. Zen Hawthorn is a strange fellow, born with a curse that makes everyone questions his sanity. In a cruel twist of fate, he embarks on a journey to avenge his grandfather; further unlocking the mysteries of the world he lives in. Join him, on an action-adventure-romcom journey filled with Demons, Celestials and Cosmic Beings as he narrates from his humble beginning, to the prevention of the Demon King's resurrection and more. Beware of plentiful memes, Easter Eggs and references found within. This story contains Japanese folklores, Norse & Greek mythology along with Elves, Demons, Reptilians, Vikings and Dragons. Have fun reading! Book 1 - Not An Isekai Story (Completed) Book 2 - Not An Isekai Story Unshipped (In Progress) Book 3 - Simply Not Another Isekai Story (Coming Soon) Book 4 - Simply Not Another Isekai Story Unlimited (Coming Soon)

Content Warning: R-18, Smut, Cruel and Smart MC. Manipulative MC, no love, Big Harem, Cruel, MILFs MC is an employee in the plot enhancement department of a company that entertains the constellations. His role is to act as the villain, and he is the star employee for this villainous role. He moves within different novel plots, manipulating heroines, farming fate values from sons of heavens, and achieving the end goals suggested by the constellations for those plot endings. While the plot varies according to the assigned world, what remains common is his presence as a villainous character, with not necessarily the presence of other characters like heroines and sons of heaven. For the story introducing MC, it is set in an urban cultivation world where he has been assigned to act as Damien Raphael, heir of the Raphael Group. He finds himself in a face-slapping event with a son of heaven and deals with him accordingly, as this is his daily job. ~~Reader perks (things that can attract reader's interest) 1. Heroines--› Our protagonist roams through various novel plots as a villain, manipulating events to his advantage. This story blends familiar "Heroine, Son of Heaven" themes with a unique twist. 2. Voting System--› Readers, represented as constellations, vote on which world the MC should infiltrate next or if slap a heroine, making the narrative interactive and engaging. Readers can also skip parts of the storyline, jumping to the plots they find most appealing without needing to read previous chapters whenever world setting changes. 3. Each world is crafted with at least 50,000 words to develop rich character relationships, ensuring depth despite the changing settings. While the plots have foundational similarities to popular novels, each is distinct to keep the narrative fresh and captivating. Experience a story that combines classic storytelling with interactive, diverse, and engaging plotlines.

[Warning: Sexual content, lemons, comedy, MILFs, face-slapping, and a shameless protagonist!] _____ Mason North’s life couldn’t get worse. Dropped out of college and stuck in a dead-end job at a shop run by his ex’s family, he knows life has kicked him where it hurts, and he’s just waiting for it to finish the job. Then, on the most miserable Tuesday of his life, a mysterious screen pops into his vision. [Ding! Perfect Timing System Activated!] “What the—?” Mason gasped, nearly dropping the rubber chicken in his hand. With this system, Mason receives tokens tied to a specific date, place and time down to the last second. If he can be at the right place at the right time, things will align perfectly—whether it’s meeting the woman of his dreams or landing a life-changing opportunity. “YES! Finally! No more giraffe suit! I can get girls! I can have a life! Ladies better watch out, the menace is here!”

Cain was living his best life as the leader of CROSS, a gang ruling Zone A, District 4. At 21, thanks to constant cigarettes and booze, he looked older than his years. He didn’t finish college or have a job, but he made a living through “guard fees” from local markets and his shady side business. One night, his life turned upside down when a shooting star crashed through his window, transforming into a cute fairy girl in a pink dress and rabbit hat, who declared herself the Idol-Idol Goddess! Now, Cain has to juggle being a gang leader and a rising idol star. Can he balance both lives without blowing his cover? [RPG System Style. No Harem. Drama. Romance. Face Slapping. Idol. Magical Realism. Urban Setting. Beautiful Female Lead. Strong ML. Smart ML. Handsome ML. Cold ML] XD

I never thought my first-ever private mission would be a failure. On top of that, getting kidnapped was the worst mishap one could ever have in their life. And above all, getting kidnapped as a detective was just a loss of pride... But surprisingly, as the humid night passed with freezing fear, the path of opportunities to resume my mission grew. At a certain point of time, two options were slapped on my face; Either Become a Slave Or Become a Bride Of course, I chose to be the slave because... "No, you can't!" Eagle declared. "Why can't I?" He didn't reply, instead took my hand in his and sang across the Ghost City Court, "I, Beloved of Ghost City, Ghost of the Moon's and Eagle of White, hereby declare myself to be your husband by law and by heart." WHAT!?

SSS rank talent? I can get 10,000 xp multiplier and convert them to upgrade my skills? Proficiency? Item Quality? Top ranker? Beat them up! Arrogant villains? Slap them to death! My Little Sister getting bullied in school? Destroy the school! In my eyes, you are just experience points to farm! Let's farm experience points!

What happens when a fairly normal person is granted the ability to outspend even nations? A trillion is a thousand billion and a billion is a thousand million. How does one spend all that within a limited time? Or Am I destined to die? ... Note: this is my attempt at creating a face-slapping and urban money spender novel. However I would try to make all events progress as naturally as possible. ... If you do want to read ahead, you can do so on my patreon. @patreon.com/King_frosh

What is a villain? Is it someone who commits heinous crimes? Someone who takes advantage of others? No, a villain is a stepping stone for the protagonist. Someone to be humiliated and face slapped! ____________________________________ A shut-in NEET dies and is reborn as The Imperial Prince of The Taiyang Immortal Dynasty. Shen Tian The villain of his favorite manhwas "Damnit! Why am I the villain?!" But suddenly, Shen Tian heard a bell sound and a robotic voice as a screen appeared in front of him. [Ding!] [Congratulations for obtaining The Villain System] With the system, he can change his fate by stealing the fortune from the protagonists. While gaining rewards for committing evil acts. [Ding!] [Host has framed the Heaven's Chosen: Shen Yu of defiling the Heroine: Mei Ling.!!] [Shen Yu's fate has decreased by 500.] [Gained 250 Evil Points.] [Ding!] [Host has tricked the Heroine: Su MIng to distrust the Heaven's Chosen: Ye Chen!] [Ye Chen's fate has decreased by 50.] [Gained 25 Evil Points.] [Ding!] [Host has prevented the Heaven's Chosen: Xiao Lang from obtaining The Jade Blade!] [Xiao Lang's fate has decreased by 300.] [Gained 150 Evil Points.] [Ding!] [Host has obtained The Eternal Rainbow Phoenix Root!] [Ding!] [Host has obtained The Demonic Heart!] [...] with the help of the system, Shen Tian gains more powerful by beating up protagonists! "Hahaha! Bring on the protagonists! Even if you're a Immortal, I'll still take your fortune!" ____________________________________ Author's Note: •This is my first time writing a novel so please be kind to me and comment your thoughts •The update schedule might not be consistent. •The MC is a villain, so he will do villainous things. If you want to watch some righteous MC, this isn't for you. ____________________________________ Tags: [Villain MC], [Evil MC], [Smart MC], [Manipulative MC], [Genius MC], [Reincarnation], [Action], [Adventure], [Overpowered], [Superpowers], [Cultivation], [Magic], [Face Slapping], [Romance], [Harem], [R18], [Heroines], [Maid], [Saintess], [Princess], [Empress], [Immortal], [Demon], [Yokai], [Spirit], [Wives], [Concubine], [Mistresses], [Milf], [Gilf], [Loli], [Incest], [Rape], [Slavery], [BDSM], [Mind Control] [Brainwashing], [NTR], [Cuckholding]

In a world of controversy, Martial Might rules supreme. A transmigrator, Li Xin, armed with a cheat has made his way to the pinnacle of life with even his realm on martial arts being at the known highest 7th stage in the Martial world, theUnrivalled Phase. Li Xin's ambitions are obvious, he wants to pursue some illusionary immortality. To only problem is that the world doesn't allow for anyone to breakthrough beyond the 8th stage, also known as the Legendary realm. How can he accept this! Musk: "QinZhi! Actually, I'm not that greedy, I just set a small goal, reaching the 9th stage before the age of 100." Everyone: ??? NB: No harem only a single love interest. No face slapping ploys. patreon.com/Auroya_Ryan/gift

[Mature Content] Charlotte Dawson, 27, filed a divorce against her cheating and abusive husband after enduring the failing marriage for five years. “You think you can just walk away? After I marked you? You’re mine forever, Charlotte!” exclaimed Julian. “You are just my fake mate, Julian.” She had to run away from her lunatic ex-husband, and the only way to do that was to get marked by an Alpha. It never crossed in Charlotte’s mind that she would come to an Alpha who rejected her—Damon Sullivan, 38, who happened to be her ex-husband’s billionaire uncle. “You want me to renew our bond? That’s not an issue.” Damon warned her, “But once I mark you, I’ll never let you run away.” But why would Charlotte run away when the alpha spoiled her to death? Helping her get her fame again? Check. Giving her limitless money?! Check. Slapping her ex-husband? Check Satisfying her in bed? Triple check!!! —— This is a fated/rejected mates urban fantasy novel.

Betrayed by her entire family, Tang Yue, the seventh princess of the snake clan, was betrothed to the tyrannical Elven prince, who is known for his blood lust and cold-blooded murders. He is even rumored to have killed several concubines mercilessly. Deemed as a piece of useless baggage and now tossed aside as a political chip, Tang Yue braved herself for the new torturous life that awaited her. As if this was not enough, someone mysteriously poisoned her in the betrothal ceremony. But akin to a slap in the face, that poison actually turned around Tang Yue’s pathetic life!! Poisonous fruits? Sure give me some. I need to snack anyways. Deadly toxin? Sure. My throat is a bit parched. Heh. Now you want to actually cut me down? Sure. You just have to slash past this thick skin! The lowly beast that had invoked its innate ability to evolve silently resolved to conquer the heavens. And of course, she had a master... ahem... system to help her along the way! ....................... Instagram: yolohy_webnovel Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/yolohy Discord: https://discord.gg/5CvPuX6M88

Kris Valentine, a Marine who died in a mission, wakes up in a new world, inhabiting the body of a boy named Kris Blazewood. As he accepts his new life, he discovers the wonders of this new world. Scanning powerful Data Beast and becoming the best Data Trainer that ever was. Discovering new threats and protecting his new found life. Read on how Kris navigates the world full of monsters and Creatures. key note: System? Yes. Harem? maybe. World Building? Yes! OP MC? you tell me. Established Characters? Absolutely! Face-Slapping? Yeap! Sexy FMC? just read it :).