Darth Kreia Philosophy

'Sinner of the Spades' takes place in an alternate early 20th century, at the turn of industrial advancement. Set in a world where one Empire rules over the majority of the western continent, the world is ravaged by the aftereffects of a great war. It is a world of tragedy, of longing for wealth, of parading high above the clouds, of mechanical automatons, and of grand tales of sorcery not many have had the chance to see themselves. Lumière Croft is a show magician in the middle borough of the city-state of Leiden- rather, an illusionist. A career liar. Responsible for making money to help out at the monastery he lives in, he can only curse the dreadful circumstances around him, and wish desperately that something would change. Although, that change is not always a good thing. Only when the shadows around him begin to creep, and when the sky grows burgeoning eyes, and when blood is spilled, does he find hope of fulfilling his wishes. To have sunlight, the world must be balanced with cruelty. To have power, one must lose their soul, humanity, morality, or sanity. One must ultimately balance the scales of their debt, or fall eternally to suffering, and have the scales corrected by force. This is the story of balance, of hope, and of the tragedy of a liar. —- “We’re all liars who pretend that the world is okay, and as liars we adopt philosophies and ideologies to cope with its cruelty. Because the world has hope, as long as we speak these lies loud enough, they’ll surely become true.” - Lumière Croft. --- Cover illustration done by @i_evuuu/Everest

Summoning. One of the rarest type of magician exist in the world. Who would able to underestimate summoning and ordering a mighty pheonix, or summoning an invincible dragon? Of course, none. To master the path of summoning, only those born with an innate talent and strive to learn the path of summoning magic might be capable of achieving and master the powerful magic. But not for Lyan Arcanium Evocatore. After succeeding defeating his lifetime quest of saving the human world by offering his life, the great incubus's wish of living freely got granted and he wakes up at a parallel world with 8 powerful spirits contracted with him and a summoning grimoire. [The gods have granted you the Grimoire of Summoning: Creatures of Love] [You're capable of obtaining the summonable monsters by having affectionate intercourse with your romantic interests] [The Grimoire is chosen in consideration of the host's former occupation as an incubus] "Intercourse!?" But not only the grimoire, The other problem is... -You are? -Whoa... What with this weakling? -It seems that you're my master, nice to meet you -So you're the forementioned servant, huh!? -B-Big bro! Y-You're the summoner! -........ -Boy, you look delicious -Um... Where exactly are we? "How should I know!? And why the hell should I sleep with women in order to get my summonable monsters!?!?" Follow the summoner Lyan as he collect monsters, get dragged into different kinds of war, became the greatest feudal lord, battling the goblin king, facing the dragon tribe, and opposing the evil god followers! One of the King of Kings Series ______________________________________ Join the discord server for discussions, announcements, and characters illustrations ---> https://discord.gg/v872fq3s5h

What if a world where dangers are everywhere, each and every corners of the earth lies threats that could lead to your untimely demise, exists? What will you do when you are in that situation? The world of Bigbell, Victorian Continent. There was once a Hunter, who had brought countless beasts and monsters down to their knees, falling prey to his blade. Hunters were a profession despised yet needed by everyone as Hunters were the protectors of the world. Although a protector, if one wields so much power, it would be expected that they too will fall prey to their own powers. Let us follow the footsteps of the one who shall lead us into this world, Rueben Mortimer, as he navigate through the mysteries and the bizarre world he was borne into. [Content Warning] Sexual Tragedies, Child Tragedies, Body Horror, War Horror, Blasphemous Philosophies, and other related contents are present in this book. Please read at your own risk. "" Inspired by Bloodborne, Lord of the Mysteries, My House of Horrors and Lovecraftian Horrors and other Horror Medias

Journey of the Common Cultivator In a world where cultivation determines one's fate, Huang Wei finds himself reborn into a low-ranking noble family. Without any memories or skills from his past life, he must rely on his slightly above-average talent to navigate the complex world of cultivation. With no golden finger or exceptional abilities, Huang Wei embarks on a monumental journey spanning decades, centuries, millennia, and eons. Through diligent practice, perseverance, and strategic decisions, he gradually rises through the ranks, facing challenges and setbacks along the way. As Huang Wei advances in age and cultivation, he must also navigate the complexities of becoming an elder, ancestor, and revered figure. This includes confronting the concerns of lifespan, legacy, and the weight of responsibility. Witness Huang Wei's transformation from an unknown youth to a respected elder, as he: Grapples with the physical and mental changes of aging Adapts to shifting social dynamics and generational expectations Balances personal ambition with responsibility to family, clan, and community Confronts the impermanence of life and the importance of legacy Moreover, Huang Wei's journey is marked by: True cultivation bottlenecks: facing plateaus, stagnation, and the struggle to break through Fierce competition for resources: scarce materials, limited opportunities, and rival cultivators Deep exploration of cultivation: uncovering hidden principles, understanding spiritual energies, and mastering arcane techniques Set against the backdrop of a traditional cultivation world, Journey of the Common Cultivator eschews typical tropes of instant success and instead focuses on the slow, arduous process of self-improvement. Genre: Fantasy, Cultivation, Adventure Themes: Perseverance, Self-Improvement, Strategy, Character Development, Exploration of Cultivation, Aging, Legacy, Competition, Resource Management Key Features: No instant success or overpowered protagonist Gradual, step-by-step progression Emphasis on cultivation techniques, strategies, and philosophies Realistic portrayal of time passage (decades → centuries → millennia → eons) Focus on character development, relationships, and legacy Deep exploration of the cultivation world, its mechanics, and spiritual principles Nuanced portrayal of aging, generational change, and the concerns of lifespan Authentic cultivation challenges: bottlenecks, resource scarcity, and competition

A young archaeologist is gazing at a huge stone block, his heart filled with curiosity and awe for ancient civilizations. His gaze seems to travel through time and space, back to the cradle of human civilization - the Mesopotamian plain. There, the ancient Sumerians created the world's earliest writing and urban civilization. Their wisdom is like brilliant stars, illuminating the beginning of human history. As time passes, the sparks of human civilization ignite in different regions. The glory of ancient Greek city-states is remarkable. Athens' democratic system, Sparta's martial spirit, and the wisdom of numerous philosophers have jointly forged the glory of ancient Greek civilization. During this period, thinkers like Plato and Aristotle have had a profound influence. Their pursuit of truth and reflection on human nature have laid the foundation for the development of philosophy in later generations. In the far east, Qin Shi Huang unified the six kingdoms and established a vast empire. The construction of the Great Wall testifies to the tenacity and wisdom of the Chinese nation. It is not only a military defense line but also a symbol of the unity and struggle of the Chinese nation. Qin Shi Huang's great unification opened a new chapter in Chinese history, and his political system and cultural policies have had a profound impact on later generations. In India, the glory of the Maurya Dynasty and the spread of Buddhism have influenced the entire Asia. Ashoka's rule brought India to an unprecedented prosperity, and the teachings of Buddhism spread to neighboring countries along with trade and cultural exchanges. The compassion, wisdom, and peace concept of Buddhism have injected new vitality into the development of human civilization. As time goes by, medieval Europe fell into darkness. The constraints of feudalism, the oppression of religion, and frequent wars made the people of Europe live in dire straits. However, the dawn of the Renaissance brought new hope. The masterpieces of artists like Leonardo da Vinci and Michelangelo have become treasures of human civilization. With their outstanding artistic talent, they have demonstrated human creativity and the pursuit of beauty. The Silk Road connects the east and the west, bringing the blending of trade and culture. Chinese silk, tea, and porcelain are transported to the west through the Silk Road, while western spices, gems, and cultures also enter China. This ancient trade route not only promotes economic development but also strengthens exchanges and cooperation between different civilizations. At the same time, wars are constantly changing the world pattern. Alexander the Great's eastern expedition spread Greek culture to the east and promoted the integration of eastern and western cultures. The western expedition of the Mongol cavalry swept across Eurasia and established a vast empire. Although wars have brought destruction and pain, they have also promoted exchanges and integration between different ethnic groups.

Who am I? What is my place in this world? In the quiet city of Fukuoka, Japan, Kurashi Ito, a nihilistic 17-year-old high school boy, leads a solitary life in his bland apartment, finding solace in the depths of his solitude. Alone, he finds himself disconnected from those around him, struggling to grasp the idea of life and his place within it. One ordinary day, as he returns home from school, riding his worn-out bike through a stormy afternoon, his life takes an unexpected turn. Stumbling upon a forgotten cardboard box in his apartment, Kurashi discovers a book inscribed with the writings of his late father. Intrigued, he begins to read about a mysterious and long-lost clan to which he belongs. The revelations within the pages unveil the untold secrets of his extinct family. After unraveling this new-found knowledge, Kurashi sets out at midnight on a journey that transcends the boundaries of his comfort zone. Through his journey, Kurashi is faced not only with ruthless fights but also with the internal struggles of finding his true identity. "The Inherited Darkness" is a captivating story of self-discovery, resilience, and philosophy. The unraveling of complexities in Kurashi's identity and the power that lies dormant within him.

"IMPORTANT NOTE" These are popular Chinese novels with titles adapted into English for easier recognition by global readers. I am not the original author or owner of these novels; I’m only offering an English name adaptation. If the original owners have any concerns or issues, please feel free to DM me. Enjoy these amazing stories that bring Chinese culture and storytelling to readers worldwide!" This clarifies your role and invites communication if any issues arise. Let me know if you'd like further adjustments ----------------------------------------------------------------------------- Step into a world where classic Chinese novels meet modern readers with English-translated titles that capture the heart of each story. While preserving the essence of these beloved tales, we've crafted English names that are easy to recognize and remember, making it even easier for readers around the world to enjoy these cultural treasures. Immerse yourself in timeless adventures, legendary heroes, and mystical realms as these Chinese stories find new life with English names, welcoming a broader audience into the world of Chinese literature. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- With his Three Fundamental Views* unrighteous, the demon is reborn. An old dream in the ancient days, a new author with an identical name. An old story about a time traveler who was constantly being reborn. An eccentric world that grows, cultivates, and uses Gu. The Spring Autumn Cicada, Moonlight Gu, Liquor worm, Comprehensive Golden Light Worm, Fine Black Hair Gu, Hope Gu. . . . . . And a peerless great demon that freely acts to his heart’s content. Translator's Synopsis: A story of a villain, Fang Yuan who was reborn 500 years into the past with the Spring Autumn Cicada he painstakingly refined. With his profound wisdom, battle and life experiences, he seeks to overcome his foes with skill and wit! Ruthless and amoral, he has no need to hold back as he pursues his ultimate goals. In a world of cruelty where one cultivates using Gu - magical creatures of the world - Fang Yuan must rise up above all with his own power. -------------------------------- Gu is a legendary venomous insect, often used in black magic practices. It can take on the form of several insects, usually snakes, crickets, worms etc. * = one's world view, values of worth and philosophy on life

Synopsis: In a world where magic filled with magic and wonder. The people rely on guilds—organizations of skilled adventurers— to explore, conquer, and uncover the secrets hidden within treacherous dungeons. These guilds vary widely in their focus and philosophy: some emphasize raw strength, others specialized magic, and others the art of diplomacy and stealth. Riven Zarek, a young but determined boy unloved and rejected, after being thrown from his home by his own father, dreams of joining one of these renowned guilds. He gains the inheritance of the astral dragon, a power he seeks to grow into his own and find where his true destiny lies in the world. Facing the dangers and responsibilities of being an adventurer he will travel the vast world of magic and wonder, encounter powerful beings and climb to the top and become a master beast tamer.

In the peaceful town of Montclair, amidst cobblestone streets and stone houses, stands a legendary restaurant: Le Palais d’Épicure. Its star chef, Jean-Luc Moreau, has devoted his life to the quest for perfect flavors, transforming each dish into a work of art. But on a fateful night, as stars twinkle above the slumbering town, Jean-Luc succumbs to a mysterious poisoning. Yet, death does not mark the end of his journey, but the beginning of a new odyssey. Resurrected in a world where gastronomy meets cultivation, Jean-Luc discovers a universe where ingredients possess spiritual essences and culinary techniques can defy the laws of nature. Armed with his unparalleled talent and love for cooking, he embarks on a quest to master the art of culinary cultivation. Each dish becomes a step towards immortality, each flavor a key to unlocking the secrets of the universe. Throughout his journey, Jean-Luc encounters masters of martial arts, alchemists, and philosophers, each revealing to him unseen facets of spiritual cuisine. As he explores mystical lands and faces unimaginable challenges, he learns that the true essence of cultivation lies in harmony and balance, not only in his dishes but also in his soul. Jean-Luc must navigate rivalries and alliances, tradition and innovation, to uncover the mysteries of this new world. His adventure is a poetic ballet where each dish is an ode to life, where each flavor tells a story. Through his creations, he seeks to touch eternity, to transcend the boundaries of existence. **The Immortal Chef** is an epic journey where the philosophy of cultivation intertwines with culinary art, where each meal is a meditation on the beauty and fragility of life. It is the story of a man who, in his quest for perfection, discovers that true power lies not in conquest but in sharing and communion with the world.

The soul’s life has become a series of dull routines, where dreams and ambitions seem distant, buried under the weight of daily struggles. Surrounded by a culture of endless expectations and pressure, it feels increasingly lost and disconnected, its purpose clouded by frustration and self-doubt. But one night, in a moment of quiet reflection, the soul stumbles upon the Japanese concept of Kaizen—a philosophy of continuous, small improvements. Curious and a bit skeptical, the soul decides to give Kaizen a chance, committing to small, meaningful changes every day. As it takes small steps—like organizing its space, setting achievable goals, and reconnecting with passions—it begins to see shifts in its outlook and confidence. Slowly, the soul learns that lasting change doesn’t need grand gestures; it’s about finding joy in small victories and growth. Through this journey, the soul reconnects with itself and discovers a renewed sense of purpose and happiness. With Kaizen guiding it, the soul realizes that transformation is not an overnight miracle but a steady, fulfilling path toward becoming its best self.

Taking place in the modern ages, 2024s, the Japanese government has invested in a prestigious, elite academy, The Karasuno Academy, designed to nurture the brightest minds of the future japanese people's and country. Losherk Andrew Avalon, a 17-year-old sociopathy prodigy who held the name of "L.A.A", the world’s greatest detective. The best of the best product of a enigmatic government facility, Andrew’s intelligent seems unmatched, yet his heart remains locked behind the emotional walls built by his troubled past. His life has been a chess game of logic, deception, and psychological warfare, where lies and truths blend seamlessly, and the only rule is winning even though he know he will lose in the end. Driven by his desire to understand the human heart and reclaim the emotions stripped from him, Andrew enrolls in Karasuno Academy. Now in this new environment, Andrew rebuilds the elite task force from his past, once disbanded, and soon becomes glues in solving high-profile cases within Japan. With every case solved and every mystery unraveled by him, Andrew must confront not only criminal but the complexity of human emotions, including his own. "People are all born liars and are mostly used to lying, even to themselves, believing in their supposed honesty. If someone who has never lied truly existed, that very existence would be a lie. For humans, lying becomes a strategic tactic of survival in the game called 'life.' We fail to realize that at birth, that our freedom is none, we are slaves to intuition and fate itself, playing a game where, in the end, we inevitably lose no matter what." -Andrew Philosophy __________________________________ The cover Illustration by... : u/shijmei (Reddit) @ka_w0ruu (Tik Tok) Other Genre : -Psychological -Philosophical -Thriller / Suspense -Crime

Palpatine goes by many names. Senator, Supreme Chancellor, Sith Lord, Darth Sidious and Emperor Palpatine. His powers are unmatched by anyone in the galaxy. His ambitions carry across the stars as he rises through the ranks of the Republic. However, he is a master of disguising his true attentions as he trains Darth Maul behind the Council's backs. But when he sends Darth Maul to assassinate Qu- Gon Jinn and Obi-Wan Kenobi. Maul is eliminated. So Emperor Palpatine begins to search the galaxy for another dark student to rule the galaxy alongside him. Kira is terrified by the powers that she can access, and this fear makes her stronger. Emperor Palpatine makes her his new apprentice and together, they believe that they can rule the galaxy.

... ... Arkhé... An endless search, a path without a goal, a horizon you cannot reach no matter how much you walk. For many, this is the definition of a passion for knowledge, the meaning of philosophy, as each answer obtained is the cause of questions of greater complexity and depth. For some, this is a senseless pursuit, for others, this is the goal that gives meaning to their existence. After a life of difficulties, a person like any other, mortal and fleeting, with their death already sentenced even before being granted life, achieved one more chance. A faithful follower of knowledge, for knowledge is power, as power is knowledge. With this new opportunity that he wove into reality, he will advance on his path without rest, not before mountains, oceans, and empires, he will not stop, not before the skies, earth, and death, he will not hesitate. For the purpose of life is that which satisfies you, that which allows you to depart without regrets. In his case, one goal shone above all, a life that he wanted to achieve: to understand reality and become immortal. Although two goals in the eyes of many, both go hand in hand. The omniscient can and must obtain omnipotence to reach that height, while the omnipotent can and must obtain omniscience for it, just as there is no result without a cause. Morality, legality, and human relationships, they are but classifications and disciplines of society by which he ceased to be governed long ago, for as tools they are only there to be used and discarded once they lose their utility. But, in the end, he is just a mortal, like any other... This is a path without any future, the possibilities of dying, being forgotten over time, were the same as any other mortal who had died by his hands, directly or indirectly. However, whether or not he arrives at his unattainable goal, an epic death or a miserable end, no remorse will be left behind, for he'll live his life as he wants, and truly, its the journey, life itself, that brings happiness... ... ... ‎ ‎ ________________________________________ ‎ ‎ ... [WSA 2024] I hope that you enjoy the novel! Please vote and comment if you liked it, I always read them and often answer! Have a nice read!

# PHILOSOPHY # ANCIENTMARTIALARTS # PERIOD # FULLFLOW Qin Xi had been reborn. She was reborn in 1983 when her family married her off to a fool, and she had accidentally inherited the Mysterious Doctor techniques on the day of her rebirth. She only had four bare walls of the house? She was bullied by others? Qin Xi looked down at her own hands and her medical skills and decided to start her journey of self-improvement. Since then, with silver needles in hand, she has not only cured her foolish husband, but she also schemed and kicked out her outrageous relatives, leading to her husband’s family becoming prosperous…After successfully becoming a wealthy woman, Qin Xi thought she could finally breathe a sigh of relief. However, her husband hugged her from behind and whispered into her ear, “Darling, we haven’t had children yet…”

# CONSORT # BLACKLOTUS # PHILOSOPHY Shen Yaowei was an idiot her entire life, and was finally sent to death by the person she trusted the most. After being reborn, Shen Yaowei was no longer silly. She just wanted to cling to the future tyrant and live a life of luxury. Possessing almighty skills and being known as a foolish girl, Shen Yaowei pretended to be an idiot and went on a killing spree, abusing the scumbag until he cried for his mommy and daddy. Anyone who stopped her from clinging onto the tyrant would have to die. Soon, everyone discovered that the frightening Prince Li, who had always been a loner, had changed. There was always a small shadow following behind him. “Ninth Uncle… I don’t have the strength to walk. I want you to carry me…” the little shadow spread her arms towards His Highness, looking pitiful. “Yaoyao, I’m strong so I’ll carry you!” her elder brother, leader of the martial arts alliance, arrived at the battlefield instantly. “No, I’m stronger! I’ll do it!” her second brother, a miracle doctor, came forward. Then her third brother, fourth brother, fifth brother… All the bigshots had arrived, asking for hugs and to let them carry her. “All of you, get lost! That’s my darling daughter, so I’ll carry her!” Her father, a great general protecting the country, rushed as fast as possible to Shao Yaowei’s front, only to find that the aloof, noble and peerless prince had already knelt with his back facing Shao Yaowei. “Come on, Yaoyao. I’ll carry you.”

[ Note: Please do not read the last 2 chapters because they are just a bunch of crap made to fill the word count. Well, this novel has potential in my personal opinion but I think that I cannot continue it, at least not right now. ] What you will most likely get to experience; – Deep Philosophy – Political struggle – Mild SciFi – Warfare – Brilliant Strategies – Multiple POVs – Cosmic Horror —— "What is the qualification for ruling the world?" The voice which seemed to resonate from the deepest depths of abyss rang out. Soon, a reply surfaced — "Dignity. The dignity for people to govern one another." "A good answer. But my answer is different." "May I ask what that is?" "The willingness to destroy." "Destroy?" "The world... And even yourself!" — Amidst the chaotic expanse of the Universe, consumed by the relentless clutches of endless conflict, the eternal struggle between the Two Hegemonic Existences, the Eternal Empire and the Human Dao Alliance, engulfs all. However, a glimmer of hope arises in the form of an unknown man, named Luo Yin, whose destiny holds the key to a fateful turning point. In this cosmic maelstrom of destruction, where the cries of the Universe echo and the essence of humanity teeters on the brink of decay, the yearning for peace and salvation resounds louder than ever. As alliances fracture and factions vie for dominance, a sense of urgency drives those weary of warfare to seek an end to the bloodshed. Yet, concealed within the depths of the unknown, lies a revelation waiting to be unveiled—a revelation that could change the course of history forever. Will the fractured cosmos find a path to reconciliation, and will the weary combatants ever discover what lies beyond the horizon of their war-torn existence? ————————————————————— [ Synopsis is Still Under Construction ] [ This is a Work of PURE FICTION ] Was it confusing to read? Was it Interesting? Do tell... (*﹏*;) I am but a simple student right now as such I hope that readers understand if there's any delay in Chapters! Hope you all Enjoy!!

Aliana is a brave woman who started her bakery business from scratch. she met and got married to John, who is a civil engineer who never told her about his background. Now Aliana and her 3 years old daughter are on the run from whom she had no idea.......... Mrs Cody is a self-made woman whose only philosophy is conquer and possess all. she has a son, John, who never liked her way of achievement. he could do anything to dissociate himself from his mother. For this, John studied civil engineering and lived far from his mum. He met and got married to Aliana they had a happy and beautiful home, and he had secrets he never wished for her to know. Four years later, John died in a building site. Andy Peter is a private investigator who is known as the best, can find anything, and everything. He has a knack for revealing things no matter how well hidden. he was hired to track down Aliana. Andy never gets involved with his clients, no matter how bad the situation seems. he hates to get blood on his hands. will he hand Aliana over to Mrs. Cody or will he go against his own word.............

Every job needs to be done, but some are just too crazy for your average person to take. That's where a crazed martial artist with inhuman capabilities who goes by "The Metal" and his crew come in. From hauntings and aliens to everyday package deliveries, for the right price the "Professional Freelancers" have it covered. But even on their days off, Metal can't leave well enough alone and drags his cohorts through all sorts of trouble, such as underground fighting tournaments and insane training exercises. For The Metal's philosophy is that chaos comes crashing in like a wave whether you want it to or not; you can either let yourself get swept away or choose to ride it all the way through.

In a family oppressed by a totalitarian state, a girl was born with a condition that forecast a short life. When her parents learned of her fate, they were overcome with despair. In an attempt to shield her from the harsh realities of adulthood, they unintentionally neglected her and she found out why. Already introverted, she withdrew further into herself, but she shared the secret at school. As a result, she became an outcast, subjected to bullying without intervention from any authority figures. However, a chance encounter with a spiritual Master changed her perspective. Embracing the philosophy that “a bright flame burns short,” she resolved to live fully, focusing on the brightness of her life rather than its brevity. Are you curious how radiant she will become against all odds? Will her impending death truly mark the end of her journey? Let this story inspire you with its message of hope and resilience! Disclaimer: I will do my best to share this TRUE STORY with you in as inspirational way as she was. I obtained the agreement to do so from her parents, but I chose to protect also their privacy by using other personal names for all mentioned people excluding her and me. Even with such safety measure is possible to contact somebody else from this story then me, but if interested, please be reasonable and contact only me or my generally developmental holding! https://DMDU.kvalitne.cz – a great company of proper Development (Google translator and translatable chat UI are included)

Zen was an orphan, a pretty regular one at that. His parents had been killed during a dungeon break when he was eight years old, and now ten years later he was still an unawakened that could play no part in avenging them. However, he didn't let it get to him, his philosophy in life was to leave this sort of thing up to God, albeit he wasn't religious, but putting his responsibilities onto someone else's shoulders was much easier, even if they weren't real. One day, while standing in a field, he awakens to his power and is summoned to a never-before-seen phenomenon, the Tower. With 100 floors to climb and the promise of safety for their world, the awakeners had no choice but to climb it, and Zen was no different.

Tags: Isekai, High Fantasy, Time Travel, Reincarnation, Philosophy, Psychology. Premise: In the depths of despair, a shattered soul devoid of hope becomes entangled in a life of crime. However, destiny takes an unexpected turn when, during a police chase, a speeding truck alters his existence forever, transporting him into a realm of fantasy. Here, he is bestowed with a fresh start – a new body, a new name, and a second chance at life. Little does he know, malevolent forces lurk in the shadows, concealing the true nature of this extraordinary world. Can he find redemption? Can he find happiness? Can he save the world? Find out in "The World Beyond Me"

Poop takes over the world, but our hero needs to flush it. In doing so he emboldens his father's philosophy and becomes...*drumroll*...a toilet mogul. I'll make it available on royal road.