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"When Gods Walk Again" by Frank Emile Ackah: After a heroic death saving innocents, Ackah Emile is reincarnated into a historical fantasy world teeming with cultivation and mythical creatures. Stumbling upon ancient buried ruins deep within a monster-infested forest, he undergoes an unprecedented 10,000 years of solitary cultivation, emerging as the Absolute Demon God – a being of unimaginable power. His return to the world is marked by a chance encounter with an orphaned girl, whom he takes as his daughter. However, Ackah soon learns that his ascension was not mere chance. Prophecy and an inherent destiny tied to his ultimate cultivation level reveal a looming threat: ancient, interdimensional forces are stirring, poised to consume the world. Realizing the fragmented kingdoms and empires are too weak to stand against this cosmic darkness, Ackah embarks on a path of conquest, aiming to forge a unified empire strong enough to face the encroaching abyss. His adopted daughter, who possesses a once-in-a-quadrillion physique, is destined to stand by his side as his first empress, her unique power a potential key to their survival. As Ackah's power grows and his empire expands, he will face resistance from established powers and encounter ancient secrets, including the enigmatic Sage Eldrin, whose hidden knowledge may be crucial in deciphering the nature of the impending doom. In a world where gods once walked and are now stirring again, Ackah Emile must embrace his destiny as the Absolute Demon God Emperor to protect all existence from the shadows that awaken from beyond the veil of reality. But can even his immense power and the strength of his empire be enough when the very fabric of creation is at stake?

When a world teeters on the edge of annihilation, a forbidden ritual is performed by desperate mages. But what they summon is no mere hero or divine savior. What emerges is a being without equal—a presence that bends magic, reality, and existence itself. He has no name. No allegiance. No destiny imposed upon him. Out of curiosity, he chooses one: Albert. Endowed with limitless magical power, able to control all forms of magic known or unknown, Albert can subdue demons, dragons, elves, dwarves, spirits, and even gods—without effort. With a whisper, he can rewrite the very laws of the world. But he does not come to conquer or save. He walks… to observe. As nations prepare, gods awaken, and ancient beings tremble, a single question echoes through every realm: Will Albert preserve this world… or rewrite it from nothing?

Reika Kagetsu has known nothing but pain her entire life. Abused by her parents from a young age, she's learned to shut off all emotions. Her heart hardened, Reika never cared for saving anyone—she just wanted a place where she could feel the adrenaline of danger. That's how she finds herself at Tenshiko Academy, an institution shrouded in mystery and filled with brutal training. Here, survival isn’t guaranteed. The tests are unforgiving, and the stakes are higher than she ever imagined. If you fail, if you die—no one comes to save you. Tenshiko is no ordinary academy. It's the breeding ground for the Kageshiki, warriors meant to hunt the terrifying Shikiban. But as Reika pushes through the pain of training, it becomes clear that this academy might be hiding something darker. It’s more than just about hunting monsters—it’s about controlling powers, mastering forbidden techniques, and surviving the test of true strength. Reika never expected to uncover the truth about her own connection to the Shikiban or the power that's been dormant within her. She thought she had entered Tenshiko for the adrenaline, but the truth is far more twisted than she could have imagined. Tenshiko isn’t just a hunter’s training ground—it might be the source of a terrifying new breed of hunter. Will Reika survive, or will she fall victim to the very darkness she’s been trained to fight? The path she walks is one of blood, pain, and the whispers of monsters waiting in the shadows.

My name is Qi Yuan, and I am a time traveler who now holds the esteemed title of the eldest martial brother at Seven Colours Peak. I am armed with a game jade slip capable of connecting realms across the heavens, and blessed with the ability to unveil hidden information through my discerning eyes. [A seemingly ordinary blade of grass reveals secrets of a clandestine meeting between True Man Ku Mu and Empress Dashang that transpired just three days prior.] [Her name is Ruan Yixi, who appears to be your beautiful master on the surface, but she may have a deeper connection, perhaps she is even your wife.] [This is Heavenly Dao of the World, a Spiritual Object renowned for its significance in Foundation Establishment] [This is a lifeless planet, a potential vessel for the creation of a Golden Elixir]. So my road of cultivation turns gradually strange. "Heavenly Dao? A Spiritual Object for Foundation Establishment?" "So many desolate planets, all refined into Golden Elixir!" The Heavenly Dao is used as the foundation and refining stars into Golden Elixir. I am Qi Yuan, I become the origin of all things. My name is Jiang Lingsu, a fellow disciple at Seven Colours Peak. My Senior Brother is mentally ill. He is never focused on work. Nor does he like cultivation. He only loves simulation games. Senior Brother says, "Playing games is like cultivation. It can also create a world." One day, there is one more sun in the sky. I ask him what it is, he says, "That is my Golden Elixir!" This book is also titled 'Cultivation: The Jade Slip's Universe' and 'The Golden Elixir I Cultivated is a Planet,'

4 teenagers are going home after finishing their part-time job, walking on the street laughing then suddenly in a blink of an eye they found themselves in an unfamiliar place. As they walk around, they realize that they are transported in another world filled with magic and monsters, can these "ordinary" teenager survive?

Idol show for dead people? Rayen was suddenly thrown into a supernatural idol show after meeting an untimely death at the peak of his career as a band vocalist. Upon waking up in a strange building, with a creepy stalker fan claiming to have written his entire biography, and a strange jukebox demanding him to perform, he learned of his death and found himself in a bizarre situation. [Please select a song to dance.] "What? Dance? I don't know how to dance!" [Select a song or disappear?] "Ain't no way I'm gonna dance!" [If you want to revive, become an idol.] "Screw revival! I don't want to dance!" Notes: Some scenes would be inspired by widely circulated memes or cultural phenomena, but these elements have been purely fictionalized for creative purposes, and do not reflect the real individuals and events they may have originated from. Poems will be written by me, but some will be based on songs.

Everything changed when he met the strange disciple, Tez, muttering about a Si Su Ten. Or was it System? Shuren is the young master of the Liu Clan, the most powerful sword clan in the world. Grandson of the deceased patriarch, he is determined to become the strongest swordsman and the next leader of the clan. There’s just a slight problem. He’s been cursed, unable to use a sword. Joining the Seven Clouds Sect as a disciple, Shuren dominates the sect. Until a mysterious disciple wielding a 'System' challenges his authority. But ever since then, things have been… changing. A thousand year old inheritance just appeared? The demonic sects have started attacking? There’s a sudden beast tide? The Unhallowed Monolith has awakened, threatening to destroy the entire city? But most importantly, his reputation has fallen to the ground?! You're all courting death, calling me a demon! So be it, I’ll do things my way! https://discord.com/invite/WqYTm6z3n8 Check it out for my secret stash of cultivation meme templates. https://www.patreon.com/flowdenscreed

publishing drafts one by one leaving readers with cliff hangars and asking them for help to improve (cuz I'm new to this) UPDATE NO1: ADDED BOOK COVER

A boy with Grey hair walks the path of the tournament of realities.As he walk this path he will face many challenges.He will also understand his purpose in this reality.But he is not the only one walking this path.There are other people also walking such a path but only one will finish the journey……..

They say the moments before your death flash before your eyes. For us, it wasn’t death. Not really. It was just another Saturday night—a app ChatHaven filled with memes, debates, and plans to meet up next weekend. Then the white light came, brighter than anything I’d ever seen. My voice, once loud in my headphones, was swallowed whole by silence. And when I opened my eyes, the world I knew was gone. Reborn into a alternate earth and a Victorian-era history that never existed, we found ourselves in a world as beautiful as it was cruel. A world where whispers of a forgotten crown and an ancient prophecy haunted our every step. Now, armed with strange powers and thrown into a web of mystery, betrayal, and war, we must survive in a realm teetering on the edge of calamity. Bonds will be tested. Secrets will be unraveled. And in the end, the choices we make might not just decide this world’s fate—but our own.

Reencarnado como Yamcha que fue un desperdicio en la historia original el siempre humillado en la etapa inicial y en Z convertido en meme pero el lo cambiara

It all started with a broken boy falling in love. …And ended with a deal with the devil. I reincarnated into the one novel I ever read. The one novel I ever liked. But not as the main character. No. I became the villain. A man meant to die. A soul fated for pain. But I refused to accept that. I fought against my role. I denied myself the power that came with my blessing, for I knew the corruption that would follow. I refused to merge with it. But… Even after everything I did— Fate still hunts me. Because in the end, I am the villain.

For twenty-five years, Earth has been losing its most gifted people. No one knows why. No one knows where they go. Until the moment they wake up somewhere else – on the Continent, in a world where their talent starts to take real shape. Here, talent isn’t just a trait. It’s a spark. A potential. Something that can be strengthened, trained, understood. And when the moment of revelation comes – the moment a person surpasses their own limits – talent becomes power. Something that can truly save. Or destroy. Tre is nineteen. He’s been on the Continent for a year, thrown straight into the mines of Crate, where people are treated like tools. There, he learned one thing: some truths don’t need to be spoken. That was his first revelation. But not his last.

After the introverted and socially anxious Shen Lang's blind date fails, he binds with a Love Assistance System! As long as he increases a girl's affection for him, he can receive various generous rewards! In the afternoon, he meets with the landlady to sign the rental contract. Looking at the voluptuous and still charming married woman, Shen Lang casually compliments her, "You look so young, sister!" The landlady smiles sweetly, her face blushing with both shyness and delight, "You're quite the flatterer, young man. I'm almost 40, you know, getting old!" At this moment, the system provides three responses. Your response is? 1. "You're 40? That's impressive, if it were me, I'd be dead by now!" 2. "Not old at all, in fact..."

One day a young boy stumbled across a key while walking in the woods. This key unlocked a whole new world for our mc. Follow him on a journey of self discovery, filled with emotional moments.

Meet Chad: every woman’s already throwing themselves at him, but his heart beats for one—his 2D waifu! Bursting with lewd, perverted humor, cringe-worthy awkwardness, and a nonstop barrage of memes, fourth-wall breaks, and pop culture jabs, this outrageous tale proves real girls can’t compete.

Zane a self acclaimed righteous woman and judgement friend decided to end her friendship with Halima based on her immoral behavior. She wasn't going to be friends with someone who sells her body despite having access to wealth . She criticized her for not being contented and extremely greedy.....she was never going to sell herself for money neither would she associate herself with such person with disgusting character However unknown to Zane life has other plans for her...... Few years after she found herself in a devastating condition, everything went bad and she was torn between doing what she criticized the most or stand the chance of losing her only relative and being in an impecunious state .... Will she Scrabble to the desires of gullible men whom are willing to help her in exchange of financial gain....or will the self acclaimed righteous Zane stand her ground!!

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Jaden Rook, a 22-year-old gaming addict and master of min-maxing RPGs, dies in a ridiculous accident involving a vending machine and a runaway truck. Instead of heading to the afterlife, he gets isekai’d into Arcadia, a fantasy world with magic, monsters, and kingdoms at war. Excited to finally live out his power fantasy, Jaden is given a customizable system that lets him break reality. The catch? The system is a sarcastic, trolling AI that nerfs him for fun, gives him humiliating challenges, and forces him into absurd scenarios before unlocking his true power. SNEAK PEAK: I didn’t expect to die today. But as I lay on the cold pavement, crushed between a vending machine and an outofcontrol delivery truck, I had only one thought: This is the dumbest way to die. A moment ago, I had just been trying to shake loose a stuck soda. Then, BAM! Instant roadkill. As my vision faded, the last thing I saw was the smug grin of the vending machine, as if mocking me. When I opened my eyes, I was no longer on the pavement. Instead, I floated in a pristine, glowing void. Before me hovered an old man with a white beard, a golden toga, and the same deadpan expression as a DMV worker. “Oh, great,” I muttered. “I’m dead, aren’t I?” “Yes,” the old man said, stroking his beard. “And you have been chosen for reincarnation in another world.” My eyes widened. “Wait. Hold up. Are you telling me… I’m getting isekai’d? Like in the anime?” The old man nodded. “Indeed. You have been selected to wield a powerful system, one that will grant you abilities beyond mortal comprehension.” I fistpumped. “Hell yeah! Overpowered skills, here I come!” The old man coughed. “Yes, well… about that.” I narrowed my eyes. “What do you mean, about that?” “You see, we have too many reincarnators lately. We can’t just be handing out godtier powers like candy anymore.” I folded my arms. “Okay, so what are we talking? A slightly nerfed cheat? A balanced growth system?” The old man looked away. “You’ll… figure it out.” My stomach dropped. “Oh, hell no. You’re about to scam me, aren’t you?” “I would never!” the old man said, voice dripping with totally believable innocence. “Now, off you go!”

"My name is Furine a person who was unlucky enough to be born without a system, in other words I was weak and useless against the strong and vulnerable against their whims, *sigh* I needed strength to help guide me through a path towards a dream of mine A path I now regret ever walking to, but a path that I never stopped walking towards A path filled with; blood, tears and hardships A path that I would take an eternity to fulfil And that path was finding out the 'False Truth' and 'Lost Knowledge' of everything; from the world, to the universe and beyond it, that was my dream Alas in the far future I would soon realise that some Truths' were meant to be False and some Knowledge was meant to be Lost But the moment I do realise it, I would be ********** ." :Note 875: (⊙_(⊙_⊙)_⊙)

Pixie, Siren, Dragon and a half human debut in an idol group Gachome, a unique first of its kind global group created to spread the message of love and unity among all races of mythical creatures and humans as they learn to put their differences aside and live in harmony after the Grand War. The story folllows the four girls: mainly Kaleith, a half human, Marya the charming pixie, Bahiyy a shy sirin, Nix the mysterious dragon, as they navigate through life and grow through their struggles as a group. But that's not all. Gachome was also created to raise spies who fight against evil forces which threaten to disrupt the peace of mankind and magical creatures in this New World.

In the year 2040, a mysterious green light engulfed Earth for 48 hours, granting supernatural powers to a quarter of humanity. Now, in 2085, freelance journalist Leo Voss investigates corruption among the powered elite while hiding a painful past. But when a routine investigation puts him in the crosshairs of a powerful individual, Leo's life takes an impossible turn. A freak accident awakens something that should never have existed. As Leo struggles to control his dangerous new powers, he uncovers a terrifying truth about the light that changed humanity. The fate of not just Earth, but every world touched by that mysterious light now rests in the hands of a man who never wanted powers in the first place. And the shadows beneath his skin are growing hungry...

Reborn as a K-Pop Trainee with a System A Comedy-Drama with a Bollywood Twist! Synopsis: Lee Joon, a world-famous Oscar-winning actor, had everything—fame, wealth, and millions of fans. But one day, he dies in the most ridiculous way possible (thanks to a vengeful cat, but that’s another story). The next thing he knows—he’s reborn as an 18-year-old Korean trainee in a ruthless K-pop agency. No acting, no Hollywood connections—just singing, dancing, and suffering. To make matters worse, he has zero talent for dancing. His first attempt at choreography? A Bollywood SRK pose that accidentally goes viral! But just when he’s about to give up, a mysterious system appears: [Ding! Congratulations! You’ve unlocked the ‘Survival Idol System’!] [Complete missions, earn fame, and become the biggest star in the world!] Now, Joon is stuck in the most brutal K-pop survival show where trainees will do anything to debut—even sabotage each other! With his acting skills, his system’s help, and his Indian-style dramatic instincts, can he survive the cutthroat world of K-pop? Or will he just become a meme-worthy internet sensation?! --- What to Expect: ✅ Hilarious Comedy – Joon’s Bollywood antics clash with K-pop’s strict rules! ✅ Chaotic Romance – Fake dating scandals, rivals turning into lovers, and unexpected chemistry! ✅ Showbiz Drama – Backstabbing, industry secrets, and meme-worthy performances! ✅ Overpowered System Shenanigans – Missions, fame points, and Joon scamming his way to stardom! Joon might have been reborn in the wrong industry… but who says he can’t become a K-pop legend anyway?!

*"In some worlds, death is the end. In others, it’s a mercy."* Some stories are meant to inspire. Others exist to remind you that life is one long, merciless joke. This was one of those. A world where heroes and villains are just two sides of the same bloodstained coin. Where fate doesn’t grant second chances—only crueler ways to suffer. Where the so-called protagonist isn’t some destined savior but a walking catastrophe waiting to happen. And me? Well, let’s just say I wasn’t supposed to be here. No cheats, no divine blessing—just a front-row seat to a reality where even the strongest are just well-dressed pawns on a board stacked against them. -------------------------- *"In some worlds, death is the end. In others, it’s just a fucking courtesy."* Hey, normies, don’t get your hopes up—this ain’t some top-tier literary masterpiece. Just your everyday, pent-up engineer reject vomiting his frustrations onto a page. Love it, hate it, meme it to hell—I don’t care. Commitment issues? Oh, absolutely. No promises this won’t rot unfinished in some forgotten corner of the internet. Anyway, welcome to a world where heroes are just villains with better PR, the MC is a glorified landmine, and even death clocks in as the better option. No chosen ones, no overpowered cheats—just one long, cosmic joke with zero punchline. Enjoy the ride. Or don’t. Not my problem.

In which Donnis falls down some stairs

Lucas, a reserved and introverted college student, never expected his world to shift so drastically—until she walked in. Zara, a rebellious, confident, and enigmatic girl, crashes a dorm party and crosses paths with him. Their chemistry is instant, electric, and utterly transformative. What begins as a chance encounter over a shared beer turns into a night of exploration, pushing Thomas out of his comfort zone and into an experience that reshapes his understanding of intimacy, desire, and self-confidence. As Zara challenges his passive nature, Lucas finds himself captivated by her fearless attitude, her striking green eyes, and the way she navigates life with reckless abandon. Through their heated, passionate connection, Lucas embarks on a journey of self-discovery, learning not only about pleasure but also about standing his ground and embracing the unexpected. This is the story of a first time that was anything but ordinary—one that left an imprint on his soul forever.

I have a story to tell? An interesting lore? An exaggerated tale? "The Abyss, it calls your name, boy" The Man covered in shadows, spoke, walking on a dirt Road. With darkness deep within his eyes.

Power is the only truth. Rael was born different—strong, ruthless, and feared even as a child. He rejected love, friendship, and weakness, dedicating himself to one purpose: becoming the strongest. By fifteen, he left his village, seeking greater challenges. His journey led him to a hidden mansion filled with powerful enemies—humans strong enough to rival heroes. But instead of just a fight, he found something unexpected—a woman, broken and chained. Rael freed her without hesitation. Not out of kindness. He simply hated humans more than anything. Now, she follows him, determined to prove her worth. But Rael does not stop for anyone. His hunger for power is endless, and the path ahead is filled with monsters, warriors, and forces beyond mortal comprehension. This is the rise of a man who will challenge gods themselves.