Evangelion Intro Parody

[NOVEL IS UNDERGOING INTENSE EDITATION] [WSA 2025 ENTRY] [Warning: This is a Comedy Parody Novel! Don't take it seriously!] _____________________ [Discord Server: https://discord.gg/6eZrtgjxqp] _____________________ "Damn it, why the hell am I the Villainess?" Petra, a human resources manager, just went through a painfully dumb breakup. To cope? She did what any sane woman would. Binge-read a guilty pleasure romance and smut novel series from her teenage years, only to realize that the heroines have brain-cell-deficiency. One way led to another, she wakes up as Verena D’Auvergne—a minor antagonist who turned out to be the ultimate villainess of the whole series after an incident. The very woman who stole all the love interests and died trying! "Forget the male leads, I have to make the heroines forgive me!" Can she, the ultimate villainess, capture the forgiveness of the very women she was meant to destroy? Or will the cursed System, and fate itself, force her to chase after love? _____________________ [Reminder: Yuri, GL, Yandere, No NSFW, Only Wholesome Romance, Toxic Heroines, Slow Paced, Slow Romance, Slow Burn, Slow Harem.] _____________________ 100 Power Stones - 1 Extra Chapter 200 Power Stones - 2 Extra Chapters 300 Power Stones - 3 Extra Chapters 100 Golden Ticket - 1 Extra Chapter 200 Golden Ticket - 2 Extra Chapter 300 Golden Ticket - 3 Extra Chapter 1 Gifted Castle - 10 Extra Chapters 1 Gifted Spacecraft - 15 Extra Chapters 1 Gifted Gachapon - 20 Extra Chapters

Short intro: What she can’t stand the most is the streets full of effeminate men, especially that so-called top beauty whom she avoids at all costs. Shen Yaoxing looks at Jiang Mingyue, who keeps approaching her with coy shyness. Shen Yaoxing: Bro, don’t be like this, I’m really about to throw up! * At first he thought she was just using the trick of feigning indifference to attract his attention. Later, he learned that she truly despised him. This dealt a heavy blow to Jiang Mingyue, and he vowed to make her, like everyone else, fall at his feet in worship! *** Synopsis: Shen Yaoxing’s version: Before transmigrating, Shen Yaoxing only wanted to find a reliable man to spend her life with. Who knew that after transmigrating, she would become a reliable woman herself… A forced misandrist, highly skilled, and reliable female lead vs. An initially aloof and arrogant, later morbid, obsessed male lead

Intro 1 Something seems a bit off about this world. Wang Zhao thought as she watched a pregnant man walking towards her… Intro 2 Female lead finds herself in a world where the men who possess the ability to bear children. As she navigates this unfamiliar reality, she is caught off guard by the sudden appearance of her boyfriend, who reveals that he is pregnant. Is this truly her boyfriend? Why can’t she recall any details about their time together? She begins to doubt whether the child her boyfriend is carrying is even hers. Is there a hidden reason behind her amnesia, or could it be a side effect of her sudden arrival in this strange new world? Just when it seems the protagonist’s life couldn’t become any more entangled, her ex-boyfriend makes an unexpected appearance, raising questions about the protagonist’s past. P/S: Yandere male lead, Female-dominant World

In a world where MegaFauna crawl through interdimensional Gates and Cities run on ancient steam engines, chaos and (not so great) comedy collide in Past Life Hunter-a wild, genre-bending epic where nothing is sacred, everything is extra, and EVERY trope gets ‘lovingly’ mentioned. Enter Delphina de Velasques, knight elite, Ducal Lady, full-time Hunter, and of course, the Otome Villainess. Accompanied by a chaotic party, including a mysterious man who emerged safely from one of the Gates. Delphina will battle immense monstrosities, navigate dysfunctional Guild (and Noble) politics, and endure side-quests to survive the system’s BS and maybe, save the world in the process. Equal parts parody and homage, Past Life Hunter is a love letter to webnovel readers who want action, magic, and just the right amount of emotional damage (and murder). Warning: Contains strong female leads, weak men who learn, heavy & potentially triggering topics (tagged at the start of every chapter). Read responsibly.

Intro: This is my first book in the series "The Hidden Character." I always wanted to read a story where the identity of the main character wasn’t obvious—where we didn’t know who the real protagonist was. Since I couldn’t find a story like that, I decided to create one myself. Lina was an ordinary girl living a simple life—until the day she died and was reincarnated into a novel world called "Sweet Surrender". In this world, "Arya" was known as the villainess, and Lina now finds herself in Arya’s place. However, there’s a rule in the novels: if you’re reincarnated or reborn into a character, you're expected to become the new hero of the story. But Arya has no interest in playing the hero. That is, until she starts noticing strange things—she isn’t the main character after all. Nothing is happening the way it did in the original novel. Even the former heroine and other characters are acting differently. With everything shifting, one truth becomes clear: a new hero must rise. But who is it supposed to be? That’s the mystery Arya must solve. I hope you enjoy my work. May God always bless me.

THE SYSTEM THAT COULDN’T EVEN A Multiversal Breakdown in 404 Chapters or Less. Imagine if a post-apocalyptic webnovel took a toaster bath during a firmware update, woke up with a pigeon on its face, and forgot how to be a story. Now imagine that’s the plot. Welcome to The System That Couldn’t Even, a glorious middle finger to every overused webnovel cliché, written like someone locked Deadpool in a library full of light novels and gave him a typewriter made of spite. Meet Dave Miller He’s not the Chosen One. He’s not an elite cultivator. He doesn't get truck-kun’d. He’s not secretly royalty, a genius, or a demon lord’s reincarnated cat. He’s just a guy. A very tired guy. And unfortunately for the multiverse, he’s the only one who won’t cooperate with the System that’s supposed to save reality. When Dave’s malfunctioning Apocalypse Survival System tries to turn his life into a power fantasy, he glitches the tutorial, flips off the narrator, and kicks the plot in the nethers. Now reality itself is unraveling. The System’s breaking. The tropes are panicking. The Librarian, an eldritch AI who keeps the narrative universe “on brand,” wants him erased. Dave? He just wants to nap and eat expired canned soup in peace. Let’s Roast the Webnovel Genre, Shall We? This novel brutally parodies: System stories where MCs gain 300 skills and zero personality Villainess reincarnation arcs with more face-slaps than brain cells "Trash family" drama where everyone hates the MC for exactly 1 chapter until he's OP Academy arcs that are just Hogwarts with more trauma Cultivation levels named like shampoo products: “Qi Foundation Super Ultra Jade Core – Level 9” If you've ever rolled your eyes at another “cold and aloof CEO,” screamed at a “dense MC who accidentally builds a harem,” or wondered how everyone in these stories has twelve cheat skills before puberty — this book is for you. It’s not a power fantasy. It’s a power outage. Cast Includes: Dave Miller – Glitch in the matrix. Avatar of narrative rebellion. Cannot be trusted near plot devices or emotional scenes. Unit Alpha – A pigeon. Talks in autotune. Possibly God. Definitely a threat to continuity. Lumina Starshard – Hacker. Anti-Chosen One. Carries the story’s lore and its emotional weight while screaming. Ryuuji Kurogane – Reformed edgelord. Ex-rider of the motorcycle of defiance. Now wields glitter and sass. The Librarian – Your favorite villain’s favorite AI. Wants everyone neatly filed under “trope-compliant.” Hates Dave. With reason. What to Expect: Timeline-pruning bureaucrats Reality collapsing under sarcasm Talking pigeons as emotional support weapons Plot armor sold on black markets Heartfelt scenes ruined by fart jokes Fourth-wall demolitions Meta-horror inside abandoned tropes Actual emotional trauma buried under comedy Tags: Satirical Apocalypse | Anti-System | Webnovel Roast | Found Family with Brain Damage | Fourth Wall Abuse | Talking Animals | Meta Fiction | The Plot is Alive and It’s Mad | Existential Glitch Comedy | Weaponized Pacing Errors | Angst with Bonus Pigeon Summary in One Line: "What if the MC said ‘no’ to the plot — and the entire multiverse broke trying to fix him?"

Ang inyong mababasa ay kathang isip lang. alinman mang paghahalintulad sa tunay na pangyayari ay hindi sinasadya. May mga Anime Parody din kayong mababasa at Teleserye Parody sa Aklat na ito. sana ma enjoy nyo ito.

Akira Usagi was your average otaku agent 007: 0 girlfriends, 0 social life, 7 anime per day. His only goal was to finish his seasonal waifu tier list… Until he got accidentally summoned by Uzaki, a god(dess)? of questionable gender and even more questionable budget. Now Akira is the King of Faraluz, a kingdom so bankrupt even the castle ghosts are on strike. Together with his loyal(?) maid Cecilia — a vampire with a mood-switching coin — Akira must recruit 7 genre-broken waifus to rebuild the nation… and hopefully pay for his living expenses. With stupid missions, magical tax evasion, and ecchi encounters that defy logic, Akira will learn that being king of parody might be worse than being a harem protagonist. And he didn’t even ask for either. “A story of love, poverty, and irresponsible magical decisions.” WARNING (Because Apparently We Need One) This novel is a parody. Yes. Shocking. We know. Nothing in here is serious. Not the plot, not the characters, not even the author’s notes. If you’re expecting deep lore, consistent worldbuilding, or respectful treatment of femboys... well, we have bad news and a sarcastic fairy. We take zero responsibility if you: Lose faith in humanity Start speaking in tsundere Develop sudden emotional attachment to magical tax forms This story contains nonsense, fourth-wall violations, and budget explosions. Proceed only if you’re ready to laugh, cringe, or cry into your body pillow. You have been warned. Now let the chaos begin.

Five strangers. One divine summoning. Zero clue what's going on. Cael just wanted to survive another normal, totally safe day on Earth—but instead, he wakes up in a glowing church with four equally confused people, each clutching a mystical weapon they didn’t ask for. Now stuck in the dangerously magical world of Overmorrowland, the group is told they must defeat the Demon Lord to return home. Classic isekai stuff, right? Together, this awkward team of accidental heroes must navigate gods with cryptic motives, quests with fine print, and their own spiraling sanity. Armed with divine weapons, questionable attitudes, and no sense of direction, they might just save the world—if they don’t strangle each other first. A parody-packed, chaos-fueled isekai adventure for fans of sarcasm, broken tropes, and divine misunderstandings.

Grog is a goblin. Until he is something more! After his stomach acids proved too weak to digest a dungeon core, he got a system who is a former European teacher. And found the love for all plants in his heart. (Goblin evolution with a lot of Green Activism. A road down Parody Lane…) (Flying by the seat of my pants here. ;)) A short story. (Will outline the next one.)

In a future where all pornography is banned and self-pleasure is a crime, one young man must master the ancient, forbidden martial art of Gooning to avenge his father… one stroke at a time. Ben Dover never asked for this life. He was just a kid trying to survive in a repressed society ruled by the iron grip of the Purity Act—a global initiative that erased all erotic media and punished pleasure with prison or death. But when his father, a secret archivist of lost smut, is murdered by the shadowy martial sect known as the High Goon Council, Ben discovers a hidden world beneath society’s squeaky-clean surface. A world of underground tape traders, cultivators of carnal energy, and monks who edge for enlightenment. With the help of his disgraced grandfather—a retired Gooner master—Ben begins training in the ancient art of shame-fueled martial arts, where power is built through discipline, edging, and denial. But during a high-risk meditative ritual, Ben unlocks the mythical Infinite Edging Technique, granting him the ability to hold back for eternity... and double his power with every moment of restraint. Now, with a roll of tissues in one hand and vengeance in his heart, Ben must rise through the ranks of the Gooner Cultivation World, face off against chastity zealots and lust-obsessed warlords, and uncover the secrets of his father’s death—before the final climax of war erupts across the world. This is not a parody. This is not a joke. This is Gooning. Taken seriously.

A lonely girl was deceived into being captured by a race of powerful winged mages to give birth to their kids. The hated fate of their Queen Bee was complicated by the appearance of other more powerful magicians who flew to their colony from another planet. Intro  Welcome to the universe of syrinxes - winged vampires, a multi-gender community. For two thousand years, powerful magicians have been in an endless war with the flesh-eaters Zirux, who outnumber them, so they recruited mortal people to help, colonizing 22 planets and forcing women to give birth to half-breed offspring for the needs of the war. The story begins with the first book, The Syrinxes of Zaria. The action takes place on an abandoned colony seven years away by space ship from the main stronghold of the planet Xantari, ruled by five ancient Archons.

I died, got reincarnated… and now I’m a magical sword and a system for a teenage disaster with anime protagonist syndrome. Kill me again. Elara, 35, had one goal left in life: quit her job without committing murder. Instead, she gets hit by a car and wakes up in a fantasy world where curses run rampant, teenagers are handed weapons, and every magical item has a built-in guidance system. The catch? She is the system. Not just a sword—no, no. She’s a Boss Babe Katana System: a sentient, overly complicated, stat-dumping, advice-giving talking blade with user interface issues and severe attitude problems. Now bound to Aiden, a 14-year-old chosen-one wannabe with too much confidence and not enough deodorant, Elara is stuck running real-time stat breakdowns, guiding his “hero journey,” and occasionally screaming “BAM!” when he swings her for dramatic effect. Her responsibilities include: Tracking his skill progress (ugh) Suggesting combat maneuvers (she won't) Unlocking legendary techniques (when she feels like it) Not actively encouraging him to commit crimes (no promises) Elara hates this. Aiden loves this. The world might just burn for it. A parody of every overdone anime reincarnation system trope, Boss Babe Katana System is a chaotic comedy filled with sass, stats, swearing, and a sword who just wants a damn nap.

In his first life as 'Caine Wilson', was the villain—ruthless, cunning, and very powerful. He played his part perfectly, crushing the so-called "protagonist" and parading his enemies, their families, and anyone who crossed him naked through the streets. He watched with glee as the "hero" lay broken, stripped of his dignity, before finally ending his pitiful existence. But just as Caine, thought he had finally won and secured his place at the top, 'Higher ups' intervened. A booming, ethereal voice—like the universe’s pissed-off judge—shook the skies: "You have violated the sacred code of villainy! The villain shall not win. The balance has been broken. Caine Wilson, the world hereby rejects you!" Before he could even enjoy his victory, his world blinked out, like a story whose writer just erased the last chapter in frustration. Everything went dark. And when he awoke, he wasn’t Caine Wilson anymore. He was 'Su Xiaobai', a nobody on 'White Cloud Star', a world of cultivation, martial arts, and endless struggle. But this time, things were different. He could feel it—he could see through the cracks of reality itself. He could break the fourth wall! He wasn’t just some reincarnated soul; he was a villain who had 'seen the system', who understood the game. And he was about to flip it upside down. --------------- A/N: Buckle up, you miserable bunch! It’s a parody, so shut your brains off, toss 'em in the trash, and dive headfirst into this deep, glorious shithole! Don’t come whining to me when you laugh so hard you choke on your own damn tears! --------------- Discord: https://discord.gg/dsc4fftBeF **Cover Page is not owned by Author**

mix of stories kind of a parody from scary Movie whatever number they're on plus like my chaos

Intro: all my life I felt like an outcast because of the way I look, the ideology I possessed, and the things I been through. I feel like everyday is a fight in a never ending war, whether it’s to survive or get the will to want to survive. For everyone fighting, understand you will never be fighting alone. I left a lot out for personal reasons that I might add but my goal was to shed some light on mental health, I also always wanted to be an anime character cause growing up and watching them go through so much and still have the strength to fight inspired and motivated me to do the same but a lot of them didn’t show the emotional trauma that comes from all of those fights that you win or lose and so this is about how I’ve been fighting mental health. I also want to point out that I didn’t overcome these battles alone, I had help but I didn’t mention it a lot because I felt alone, and to put it into perspective of those who are actually alone, and sorry I’m bad at story telling, I’m still figuring everything out just like avante is.

It was the year 2024 when humanity encountered a catastrophic event that changed the entire world and it's inhabitants when URIEL: Universal Record of all Intelligence and Evolving Lifeforms, A sentient universal system discovered earth and integrated with Earth and all living beings. Connor was a young university student who is now trying to prevail in the disorder and chaos of a world. Him and his allies rise together, Evolve in classes and race, meet new people, Form a new world government to restore law and order in this chaos of a fallen word. Get ready to witness their journey from level 1 to beyond. But the journey of our protagonist began with setbacks since day 1 [ Hello, Connor Lennox ] [ I have detected your weak soul-body synchronization. To be fair for all beings in the integration phase, you will have advanced access to the Uriel system before others ] Luckily Uriel was fair to all and gave him a perk to use for the first 100 hours. He uses all his knowledge, wits, planning and plotting to rise as the Supreme. A/N: Hey everyone, A newbie Author here writing with passion and determination to complete my first book successfully, A few things about my book: --> No reincarnation. --> No Harem. --> Mc is strong but not too strong. --> Multiple romantic interest and relationships. --> System based novel --> Writing for Passion --> English is not my first language but I will do my best to deliver good quality content. -->Please give my work a chance, Your support is my strength. -->Leave reviews and critics to work on if you are veteran reader. Will take all advices to heart. -->I know the name is similar but please give my work a chance, I am writing for novel readers who are bored of the usual repeated backstory and are looking for a unique and interesting plot so don't judge a book by cover ok :) --> Warning: after the first few chapters of intro and info dump ,violence will be 18+ -->Discord link: https://discord.gg/XVUguzVM

When Dot learns of the return of Queen Amber, she goes to the planet Earth to find five girls, worthy to be Lumen Knights. However, when those chosen prove to be unworthy, she ends up accidentally recruiting the unlikely people for the task: boys Cover unrelated to the book. I couldn't get one of a boy in a magical dress so...alas. Cover belongs to: Hacuubii from DeviantArt. This is a parody of most Precure shows and inspired by magical shows, namely Sailor Moon. Other than that, this is my own, original idea.

Elliot Scheeneider, formerly Lucifer, is kidnapped by a System that asked him to open a store where Aliens existed. It is a whole new world for him but why this system is too useless? A system supposed to be Almighty but it is too greedy for his resources. Let's hope he could survive the insanity this system brings to him.

Después del "Big Bang", trece mil setecientos ochenta y siete millones de años para ser exactos, Maxwell, se ubica en uno de los planetas del sistema solar que habitan seres vivos, más conocido como el planeta Tierra, donde vivía en Helsinki una vida común y corriente hasta que el día [?] despierta sin conciencia, con ropa inusual, con una vista desconcertada del mundo que cree, "conocía", "animales" o criaturas extrañas que nunca había visto antes y... ¿Algo... pegado a su corazón? Algo que no conocía, una sustancia negra, algo que se sentía fuera de lugar. Eso, que le provocaba la sensación de incertidumbre a Max, era el principio de la secuencia de sucesos que iban a marcar la historia de nuevas hazañas. Inspiraciones: Berserk, Evangelion, Jujutsu Kaisen, HxH, Latna Saga, Demonic Evolution, Tokyo Ghoul, ¡entre muchos más!

। INTRO। Committing Sins can drive your soul to Hell... ।Plot। An Oppressive King who tortured his subjects, Day after day until a battle took everything from him. All Of A Sudden his world shattered as he witnessed Death closely after getting executed. Judgment fell on him, throwing him to the bottom of hell. Pain and Scream all ended up in veins as there is no place for death in hell. After everything and everybody when he submitted himself to hell, A miracle occured. An order from absolute fell. Giving him a second chance in Second Life. Where he touched his past self and saved the character of himself by the help of his own and a girl, his wife. A tragic story with immense powers and Energy started to write an answer. Who Is Responsible For His Sins If Almighty Loves Everyone?Tragic truths come forward.Making A hilarious journey to find the peace which could satisfy one for eternity. OWN PEACE IS UNACHIEVABLE [Writer- You have witness better but not this]

Superheroes live in Pakistan apart from the world into a jungle at the headquarters of Spiritua Valley: {They belong to their own The Revolutioners Universe and none else} Intro: Badaross { A retired pirate who's always in a green coat and white cultural wear } Men In Grey: { Who are always in a full suit except for the cultural wear } Mr Anti Matrix: { Superhero suit with spines on it a V shaped mask and a cape with Pakistani flag } Snapes: { Like a magician's costume or a politician's as he is a retired magician who stepped into the Spiritual World } The Great Samos: { KIND OF DUMBLEDORE STYLE } Jackass: { Kind of an American teenage costume } Hubble Guy: { Same as he's fat so of his size of course } Fistadu: { All body is plastered except for the eye and always in a black hoodie } { Badaross always in a purple Turban on his head and All characters including his full bearded except for Mr Anti-Matrix }

This book is a collection of short stories and random story ideas. Like a peek into a writer’s sketchbook. If you like bite-sized fiction or need a little inspiration, there’s something here for you. Genres You May Encounter: Sci Fi Dark Romance Slice of Life Fantasy Types of Writing: Stories Poems Parodies Content Warning: slight swearing and dark themes See my full sized book here: Our High School Days - https://www.webnovel.com/book/our-high-school-days_32364298508422605 If you would like to send me a message to give me feedback or just to chat, send me a message here: https://mydramalist.com/profile/MangoTree7 This is MyDramaList, where I can take messages. Unfortunately, you will need to make an account first (if you don't already have one) to send messages. If that doesn't work for you, you can also email me at mihuixiao7@gmail.com. I reply very quickly, so hope to here from you! Feedback is welcome. I'm begging for it honesty Happy reading!

After a fatal accident, a middle-aged man awakens in the body of a beautiful, androgynous teenage boy with no idea how or why he was reborn. Stranded in a pre-COVID Los Angeles, he drifts through the sun-soaked streets of Hollywood, where his ethereal presence quickly draws the attention of talent scouts. With his haunting voice and good looks, he becomes a rising star, twice over. also this takes please in the early 2015 but i might create or parody real world events to tell my stroy.

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As kids, most of us had a great imagination. We used our young and creative minds to create false stories in our minds. We would imagine sticks as swords and ourselves as heroes. But just like always, we outgrew such things and moved on with our lives. But what if one day that very imagination and creativity becomes the key to your strength? This is the story of one man, who reincarnated into a fantasy world with the ability to imagine anything into existence. A magic barrier? No problem! A magical sword? No problem! The strongest sword skill? No problem! ** Disclaimer: This novel will have a lot of gags and parodies, if that bothers you then I suggest you don't read this story. The Mc will also be OP and won't hide his strength, but I will put a tiny restriction on his power; that is all.

A parody of romcom itself...with a blend of unique genres...Ion wanna give spoilers though. !! But maybe something like last of us meets deadpool

I'm me, the me I choose to be. If you want to see more, or hear me perform my pieces you'll find me on YouTube: Cams Kami. Just search ‘Cams intro,’ it’s dedicated to my sister ;) Prequel to ‘My Voice.’ My voice is added starting chapter 64.