Evangelion Intro Parody

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INTRO: It is the story of Joe Van der Black, who has turned 18 and must take the reins of the Kardash clan. Is netory, Bro. Sorry, I don't like Netorare. ⚠️ You have been warned, this is no joke and, by the way, we will see each other in hell. DISCLEIMER: This novel is a product of my imagination with a surreal plot and should be treated as such, where each and every one of the characters is 18 years old or older and any act is previously consented, that's what the characters told me. Even if they say otherwise, it's all part of the story and their performance.

It was the year 2024 when humanity encountered a catastrophic event that changed the entire world and it's inhabitants when URIEL: Universal Record of all Intelligence and Evolving Lifeforms, A sentient universal system discovered earth and integrated with Earth and all living beings. Connor was a young university student who is now trying to prevail in the disorder and chaos of a world. Him and his allies rise together, Evolve in classes and race, meet new people, Form a new world government to restore law and order in this chaos of a fallen word. Get ready to witness their journey from level 1 to beyond. But the journey of our protagonist began with setbacks since day 1 [ Hello, Connor Lennox ] [ I have detected your weak soul-body synchronization. To be fair for all beings in the integration phase, you will have advanced access to the Uriel system before others ] Luckily Uriel was fair to all and gave him a perk to use for the first 100 hours. He uses all his knowledge, wits, planning and plotting to rise as the Supreme. A/N: Hey everyone, A newbie Author here writing with passion and determination to complete my first book successfully, A few things about my book: --> No reincarnation. --> No Harem. --> Mc is strong but not too strong. --> Multiple romantic interest and relationships. --> System based novel --> Writing for Passion --> English is not my first language but I will do my best to deliver good quality content. -->Please give my work a chance, Your support is my strength. -->Leave reviews and critics to work on if you are veteran reader. Will take all advices to heart. -->I know the name is similar but please give my work a chance, I am writing for novel readers who are bored of the usual repeated backstory and are looking for a unique and interesting plot so don't judge a book by cover ok :) --> Warning: after the first few chapters of intro and info dump ,violence will be 18+ -->Discord link: https://discord.gg/XVUguzVM

You reincarnate in a fantastical realm, where powers awaken within you, and systems materialize from thin air. The leveling program trains you, shaping you into an unstoppable force. You crush those who dare to stand in your path. Confidence surges, strength grows—until you become the absolute apex, a being transformed into something more than human. The world bends before you, acknowledging your might. You are the dominator, the protagonist of this grand narrative, the one who possesses it all—the very reality that others can only dream of, a world they wish to inhabit. But it was nothing more than a fleeting fantasy, a hollow dream. You suffer. You die. And when you awaken, it is to the black void of an endless abyss. Death becomes a cycle—an unbroken rhythm of agony, only to be reborn into more torment. No powers. No help. No escape. From the realms of fantasy to the depths of hell, everything collapses into absurdity, a cruel parody of what once seemed real. The world, once so tangible, now feels impossibly distant and unfathomably close. It’s all cliché… until it’s your reality.

When an traditional author transmigrated into a story written by a lowly webnovel writer. What would his reaction be? A story with a festival of repetitive premises, cliched characters and storylines, and boring writing all welcome now named Alexander Knight who in his mouth, has only a whole dictionary of criticism. Magic World! Chosen Ones! Modern! Urban! Magic Academy! Demon King! Sounds all familiar? Definitely the Author’s POV, except the Author’s POV was actually good, and all rest of story with the same premise apart from it are trash, including the Author’s Author’s POV’s next story. WARNING: This is just a original parody (just parodying cliches) story set in a cliched world. The only thing not cliched is the main character, I think. Well, go and read and find it out for yourself.

在一个与地球相似却更加先进的世界，Jack Bridges，一个写作失败但不愿放弃梦想的作家，意外觉醒了他的“金手指”。凭借与神秘少女Cyan的绑定，他获得了创造虚拟游戏世界的能力——“Zero Sanctum”，一个可以让玩家成长并保护现实世界的庞大幻想领域。 然而，Jack很快意识到这不仅仅是一个游戏，而是现实世界对抗其他位面入侵的唯一希望。面对强大的敌人、未知的挑战，以及虚拟和现实交错的残酷冒险，Jack必须快速成长，成为真正的英雄。他的冒险之旅，不仅是为了保护世界，也是为了重新发现属于自己的无限潜力。 在“Zero Sanctum”中，力量不被赐予，而是通过意志和行动去赢得。Jack从一个默默无闻的作者成长为世界的守护者，他在危险与机遇中不断突破自我，成为虚拟与现实交汇处的英雄。这里没有救世主的神话，只有从零开始，靠自己双手和决心打造的传说。 你准备好进入Zero Sanctum了吗？与Jack一起，创造属于你的传奇。

The Hero Age— circa 3113 ad. An age where humans have developed superpowers such as superspeed, superstrength, and every cliche superhero power there is. But not everyone awakened superhero powers. A tad 1% of the population were unawakened and Satoshi is one of them... or so he thought. It all started when he wished for a System-like ability in front of a retro computer, which in turn granted it the power of the System. What Satoshi didn't know is that he holds the power to transform/evolve animals and inanimate objects. How will Satoshi's life evolve after this newfound power? Will he finally be the very best like no one ever was? tags: action, adventure, modern, comedy, system, zerotohero, weaktostrongmc, parody WPC #206 contestant

The auctioneer pointed at Satoshi and said, "Well, what we have here is a rare sight, a scrawny northerner. He can help with household chores or, if you have strange fetishes, he's a worthless bastard you won't hesitate to whip!" "Hey!!" Satoshi's shout was cut short by the whip, and he screamed in a high-pitched voice, "Ouch!" Getting whipped again, he bit his lip and fell silent. "As you can see, it's quite enjoyable to whip him. Now, let's start the bidding at 5 silver." "501 copper!" shouted a 5-year-old girl with a sadistic smile on her face. The auctioneer intervened and said, "Miss, we can't increase by such small amounts—" "501.5 copper!" came from a red-haired 6-year-old lady. One of the auction participants thought aloud, "Where the hell did you find half a copper?!" The kid beside the 'dark-featured' guy said, "501.6 copper!" and smiled as if an angel was shining on him. The auctioneer was bewildered and said, "Ehmm... uhhh... Anyway, going for 501.7 copper, once, twice..." The child shouted angrily, "I said 501.6, you deaf jerk! Are you fucking trying to rip me off, you fucking pig! You piece of shit! Hey don’t look at the floor, look at me! You FAT FUCK!!!!" The auctioneer was stunned and was about to speak when the child yelled at the top of his lungs, "SON OF A BITCH!!" *Satoshi* Ahh... You're probably wondering how I ended up in this situation, everything started the day I fucking died... Additional tag: Parody

"With this system, I'll become the world's greatest seducer! If it doesn't kill me first..." I was a nobody, a short fatty Otaku. Then, a girl's voice popped into my head: [Seduce a woman within a month or die.] "What the hell...how? I'm an 18-year-old virgin..." [7+ looks only. No slam donkeys.] "You’re forcing me to die!” Facing annihilation, I saw no choice but to join the international community of pick up artists, and from that day forward, my boring student life became filled with craziness and womanizing. I just had one problem: "Why are all these guys insane?!?" Pick Up Artist: One who uses specialized tactics to seduce women. Additional Tags: weak to strong, supernatural, action, fantasy, funny, dungeon, face smacking, bloodlines, modern, harem, r-18, litrpg,magic, cultivation, martial arts, shameless protagonist, parody, satire, succubus, netori, adult, ecchi, sex, hidden gem, drama, wuxia, adventure, mature, school life, seinen, princess, billionaire, werewolves, xuanhuan, erotic, erotica, romance, revenge, polygamy, psychological, r18, 18, 18+, smut, hentai, comedy, light novel, alchemy, system. *No Netorare or Yuri. *If you dislike harem, I guarantee this one will be different and become the best harem you've read on WN. There are colorful characters, no bad romance, and no annoying female conflicts driving the plot. *Every volume so far has been even better than the prior one. *If you're wary of reading originals, I assure you that I'm a native English speaker and you'll find the writing here to be at a print professional standard. If I said this story had the 2nd best grammar on Webnovel, no author or translator would dare say theirs had the 1st. *If you doubt any of the above, please read the hundreds of 5-star reviews. Some originals may have more reviews because they're older or get more marketing from Webnovel, but I doubt they have more glowing 5-star reviews. RELEASE SCHEDULE: 1 new chapter posted every day by 12 pm Est/12 am GMT+8. Bonus chapters don't have a set time, but if there are some pending, on per day is posted for 2 chaps/day total. Join the largest Webnovel Discord of 2500+ readers for character art and more: https://discord.gg/VSKzgzV8J9 (case-sensitive) If you'd like to make a Paypal donation to support the cultural cause of the novel and author: https://bit.ly/3lU4xD1

【System: Welcome to Shitty System, Being A Mob Character! I am your System 666 and you're my number 666 Host!】 ".... Should I praise you for that intro?" 【System: It is commonly know in human nature that you should praise someone when they have done something outstanding! Then, yes—you should absolutely praise me, Host!】 "Yeah... How about no?" 【System: Σ(￣ロ￣lll)】

Brief Notes for Those That Don't Want to Waste Their Time: +The chapters will be between 1000-2000 words and I will write until I feel like the chapter is over I don't like cliffhangers +As the title says, the story will follow the daily life of a powerful archvampire that interested in Alchemy. - So if you're looking for a novel with great plot twists, an overpowered main character making cool entrances and saving delicate female leads etc, you're in the wrong place. +The main character will use his power to entertain himself and find something to do with his endless free time. While doing that he causes something that he wasn't aware of... +And he doesn't like to leave his castle but over time this might change with the interactions he will have with female leads. +If you're not interested in mc's backstory, you don't have to read synopsis **** After centuries of war and slaughter, the Archvampire Jasper Shaw had finally become the most powerful being. The only one who could match him was the Demon King Asmodeus himself. But there was no chance of them fighting to each other, they were childhood friends from centuries ago. Jasper had achieved his goal, he was the strongest, he had no rivals. He had everything he wanted in the palm of his hand and of course he enjoyed it to the fullest. Wealth, women, authority, everyone in the world bowed down and offered gifts to gain his favor. Like that centuries passed... Jasper had gotten bored with everything. The endless time he had without a purpose became a prison for him. He created a castle for himself near the castle of his ancient friend Asmodeus and did not come out of it for three hundred years. He spent the first decade of this period sleeping in his coffin, which was the longest decade of his life. After a decade, Jasper decided to get out of his coffin and find a hobby. He played silly games by himself, drew pictures, wrote articles, poems and eventually got bored with all of it. In time he became interested in various types of magic but he quickly mastered in every magic so this hobby became boring to him as well. For a while he even became a gourmet; he tasted the blood of many different adventurers of different races, weights and sizes who came to his castle for different reasons, and he had a lot of fun while tasting that bloods. In the process, he didn't talk to anyone, he just watched them and somehow managed to get their blood, but of course there was one exception. That exception was an elf named Kael and over time the two of them developed a friendship based on mutual interest... After two centuries passed like that, Jasper finally found something that really interested him and that he was not very skilled at, Alchemy! But of course, he was not very skilled only for his standards. He spent ninety years doing Alchemy, he was still enjoying it, but he was running out of ideas to do something with alchemy. Right around this time his friend Kael told him that he was not going to visit him no more. Kael had been giving him his blood when he visited him, now Jasper would either have to talk to someone or find a way to get their blood again. Of course, Jasper was no longer the old Jasper, he was very picky about blood, so he had to find someone suitable and keep them visiting the castle, and of course he had to come up with new ideas to continue his hobby... Additional tag: Parody

AUTHOR NOTE 14.05.2024: Hello all! Sorry for the long wait, I wrote myself into a literal corner and realised I have to retcon a few things in arc 4 before I can move on with the story. Will try to get this fixed in the soonest! Really sorry for the wait TT o TT **** Infinite/Unlimited Flow horror BL novel Might be a parody. And MC might be a villain.... 1v1 Introducing: A suicidal and bored MC and… wait, where the f&?! is the ML?! *** Lam Thanh Van believes it’s about time someone ended his miserable life. But being an immortal has hindered his path to Hell. Scratch that, Hell is off limits with the terrifying speed his body stitches itself back together, no matter how much someone might hack him to pieces. With such a long and torturous life of trying to finish himself and failing miserably, he imagines that his death would be grand, like slaying a dragon - or a very persistent cockroach. Now, the only problem was finding a hero worthy of such a cause. *** [The last player has arrived. Players, prepare for briefing.] [Welcome to the annual 2023rd survival championship.] The grand doors to the dome slowly pulled close, drawing everyone’s gazes over to the lone figure standing by himself, like a rabbit frozen in the headlights. In front of the sea of players, fawn eyes dilated with fright. Fresh tears still clung to the lashes that framed the eyes so green they reminded the people of ocean waves crashing to the white sandy shore. Long limbs were clad in a simple T-shirt with a pair of washed-out jeans hugging his slim waist. Messy lavender hair and snow-white skin tinted with faint pink seemed ethereal in the scene. Like a magnolia tree growing in the desert… or a white lotus sprouting from a pile of bullshit. One brave individual broke away from the herd, cold eyes set on the last player. ”Stay with us if you want to live.” Lam Thanh Van raised his gaze up to the looming man, green eyes drenched with tears, his lips trembling as he could only muster a nod. [All players, scenario one will commence now. Good luck and try not to die.] —— When nothing is as it seems - who can you trust? ML: Not the author, that’s for sure. The synopsis is just one huge clickbait- *Author smacks this insolent child with a hardcover edition of the Bible*: Quiet, you! Or I won’t let you appear even after the halfway mark! MC: … You evil bish!! —- T/W: This is mature content. A sprinkle of horror, a teaspoon of gore, topped with a handful of clownery. Some papapa is added as a garnish at the end. Consume at your own digression. A/N: This is an original work by LinShui. The cover is not mine, as I have negative skills in any illustrative art. Will commission for a cover when I’m no longer a broke bish. Do let me know if this is your art and you want to take it down, thanks! #unrequitedlove

[WPC#270 - Silver Place Winner] In the age of superheroes, Miao Xiaomao was one of the mediocre commoners, who had no superpower. Xiaomao and his senior cat died in an accident. But when he came back to his sense again, Miao Xiaomao found himself regressing to the past. Using his knowledge from the future, Xiaomao invested in the VRMMO game early to prepare for the new age - The Age of Superhuman and Cultivators. He would soon find himself integrating with his in-game character to awaken his superpower and become one of the superhumans. What about his character's choice? A cat dad like him couldn't possibly play a normal game character! "I'M A SUPERHERO, MUNYA!" ...... Q&A because synopsis is too mainstream. Question: What should you know before you read? Answer: This novel shares the same universe as my previous work [Villain Cultivator]. You may find people, names, places, and backstory of things from the other story, and some readers may comment on the things you don't know. Question: Should I be concerned about this? Answer: No. Even if you don't know the background, you can still enjoy the novel as the story will eventually reveal everything to the readers. Question: What should I expect from this novel? Answer: I'll list it for you. - Human MC's story in the real world. - Fluffy, naughty, and obnoxious non-humanoid MC's story in the VRMMO game world. - Weak OP Protagonist to OMGWTFLMAO-OP Protagonist - Munya munya munya munya munya! - Cryptocurrency, NFT technologies, and crypto investment. - Game Character Integration - Superpower and Super Heroes in the real world. - Cultivators, spirit stones. - Memes, parodies, stereotypes, comedy - Plot Twists... MANY Plot Twists.

Long ago, a human being had their wish granted by an absolute entity after bringing peace to the earth. In exchange, the human asked to become an entity themselves. Many years later, in a small village in Italy in the seventeenth century, a young orphan boy named Mao, the cursed child, finds himself mistakenly transported with his friend to the Erlma tree. Fifty thousand people from around the world have been summoned by what is called the System, with the aim of overcoming each level of the Divine Tree to fulfill their wishes. They all receive a strange magic that brings forth systems describing everything about them: their age, their strengths, their skills, their level, their class, and so on. However, Mao has no predefined class and all his stats are at their lowest. Is it an error, or is he simply too weak? Will his misfortune once again take control of his life and lead him into the abyss? ***Some chapters are smaller than others, not all of them (1-4) *** ((The intro chapter are kinda trash atm so you can skip them without missing too much but still recommend to read.)) #Also, this is my first novel so pretty sure it's gonna be kinda hard to follow#

ONLY INTRO! READ 1ST BOOK ON AMAZON AND BARNES AND NOBLE MAY 1ST The humans have ruined everything! The sun; RUINED! The weather; RUINED! They've even ruined toast! (Who puts BEANS on BREAD!!!) So, the gods and goddesses that govern the world must take control and fix each and every thing the humans have screwed up! And, with the help from a trashy priest in north London, they might just be able to fix it before the higher ups find out and their all snapped away! But... there's one issue. Somber priest, Nicholas, fell asleep one night, not expecting to be woken up in a new body, in a new room, and in a new century! After having been chosen to save the world, Nicholas must dorn the identity of Xue Leiyin, prince of Lijiang Dynasty! Without factories, cars, beans, and toast, Xue Leiyin must wander the world that he governs while protecting himself from the grimy hands of angels, vampires, and incubi! ONLY INTRO! READ 1ST BOOK ON AMAZON AND BARNES AND NOBLE MAY 1ST

WARNING: This is a slow phase novel with MCU and some elements of comics combined. This may contain scenes not appropriate for children if you know what I mean, you men of culture and this is a harem. I will try to limit the number of the MC's lovers and lastly, although main world is Marvel, I overlapped some movies in it to make it more interesting. This is my work and some changes are necessary so don't expect it will match what will happen in the comics and movie all the time. I will try my best to make it accurate as possible. I do not own any characters of Marvel and Movies mentioned except the MC. DISCLAIMER: You are not forced to read this novel and this is my first work so if you find that this doesn't suit your taste, feel free to proceed to the next book in your archive... yeah that's right, that's a good boy...hehe Intro: A bored Otaku is playing an mmorpg while watching a movie in his computer when a lightning struck him through his window causing his death. When he thought that this was the end, he was suddenly reborn in the Marvel movie he is watching when he died. As asual with perks of many of his kind, for some reason a system fused with him with the function of an mmorpg containing the movies listed on his computer. With this, the life of a bored Otaku becomes interesting and dangerous all of a sudden. However, he was reborn as a baby and to make the matter much worse, he has been left in an orphanage. Follow Faust Valentine on his adventures, decisions and the path he is going to take in this crazy world full aliens, gods and cosmic entities.

As kids, most of us had a great imagination. We used our young and creative minds to create false stories in our minds. We would imagine sticks as swords, and ourselves as heroes. But just like always, we outgrow such things and move on with our lives. But what if one day that very imagination and creativity become the key to your strength? This is the story of one man, who reincarnated into a fantasy world with the ability to imagine anything into existence. A magic barrier? No problem! A magical sword? No problem! The strongest sword skill? No problem! ** Disclaimer: This novel will have a lot of gags and parodies, if that bothers you then I suggest you don't read this story. The Mc will also be OP and won't hide his strength, but I will put a tiny restriction on his power, that is all.

Tower of Trials tempat dimana segala cerita dimulai. Tempat dimana mereka yang mencari kekayaan, kekuasaan dan kekuatan. Tempat terlahirnya legenda dan mitos. Nico seorang player yang berhasil menaiki Tower of Trials hingga lantai terakhir namun hal yang mengejutkan terjadi setelah Nico berhasil sampai dilantai terakhir dan muncul pesan dihadapan Nico. Membuka ending baru 'The One and Only' Tiba-tiba Nico terbangun ditubuhnya saat berumur 21 tahun sehari sebelum awal bencana terjadi. Kisah Nico menaiki untuk Tower of Trials untuk kedua kalinya, mencari jawaban atas kekosongan pada lantai terakhir.

# PARODY # COMMUNICATE Su Ze joined a chat group. The members in the chat group were peculiar; they enjoyed discussing topics such as ancient history and hymns of the gods. Their usernames were all bizarre too. Some examples of usernames were Handsome Guy With Lightning Bolt, the Most Beautiful Goddess, Dominator of the Sea, Grandpa With Magical Power and A Fireball In My Hand. Grandpa With Magical Power asked, “Su Ze, what’s your thoughts on Ragnarok? How would you handle the situation?” The Most Beautiful Goddess asked, “Who do you think is prettier? Venus or Athena? The Dominator of the Sea asked, “Do you think it’s Poisedon’s fault that there's rising tides in the sea? If he is not at fault, should he kill all those who slander him?” Su Ze answered all these strange questions one by one, but his responses stirred up a huge commotion in the group! One of them replied, “Su Ze, how are you so well-versed in everything? You are surely a sage!” Another one of them exclaimed, “You solved our biggest problems! If you become a god, I suppose you can solve many problems!” Much later, a female chat group member named Golden Apple told Su Ze privately, “Let me tell you the truth. This is actually a chat group among the gods. I have long taken a liking to you…”

After the destruction of the reincarnation space, the apostle Amamiya yao got reborn in an Anime World soon suffering from a apocalypse. Eriri: "Tomoya-san, I believe in you, but I choose to follow Yao-kun!" Utaha: "Let's go, Yao-kun." Saeko Busujima: "If you can defeat me, I will follow you." Just after rebirth, because of the apocalypse, Amamiya yao, who was preparing to retire, had to pick up a brand new stick, and forcibly smashed open a wide road. ...... [ Don't complain to me if u feel the intro is kinda cringe, I feel fucking cringed from it myself and died.] The story includes [Oregairu], [High school of the dead], [Saekano], [pet girl of Sakurasou], etc. .................................................... [P.S: Updates every day except Saturday and Sunday] The grammer at the beginning sucks but it gets better as the story moves on.

I just had this idea. I am going with the flow with this story. Enjoy! _____________________ Father…absent Mother…insane Brother… taken to the military to become cannon fodder Well, at least I have my two annoying bestfriend- Nabi thought just as the king of the human realm decided that he hasn't accumalted enough power yet. King: why don't I rip a hole in the realm that leads directly to the void so I can get more magic… what could possibly go wrong Nabi: the destruction of the very fabric of our realm… the void collapsing on the realm and realising immeasurable amount of magic into the world causing fragile human bodies to either adapt to the force, lose their mind to the force or explode into meat clouds from the magic overfilling their very being. Oh! What else could happen. Maybe the sudden increase in magic could attract terrifying creatures from other realms that human are not prepared to handle… King: hmmm… that sounds plausible…. *Rips open the void anyways* —---------------------------------------- Nabi was a normal child. She had a mom and a dad - although they had never been a significant part of her life. She had a big brother who would do anything for her and she also had two best friend that she would give her life for. Life was normal until one day, her music mentor decided that her being a genius wasnt good enough and Nabi had to pursue a carrier in Music. ‘Join a band’ he said ‘It will be fun’ he said. Well if his idea of fun was a magic sentient building, another world filled with dragons and sassy guardian Mooses and lets not forget the giant fishes who seems to enjoy being captured and eaten…maybe joining a band is fun- if only Nabi’s psychotic mother would just stop trying to kill her every few weeks then everything would be nice. In a world ruled by a power system were humans seem to think they are at the top of the food chain. Watch as Nabi and her band (a rag tag group of emotionally scarred kids) fight against anything and everything that want to keep them away from their dream…erhn…whatever that dream is. Note: MC is a stubborn selfish hypocrite. Do not expect a nice MC who helps people all the time. This book starts out with a coldfaced MC who had started to break out of her shell, only for her to face hell and have her dreams crushed. So yeah, MC isn’t the nicest person around. *** Novel starts out slow like really slow. So slow you may loose yourself but fear not as at one point the sotry starts to pick up (at some distant point). The first volume is just to create the background and give an intro how the world turned to hell. MC is a weak human at first but as she comes into her powers, she becomes OP. _____________________ There is more to the story than the sypnosis. Read if you want to find out more. Remember, I am just going with the flow in this story letting the ideas can me as they may so the update schedule is not fixed

Years Ago A game name Annihilation was Created but Due to Players dropping the game. The company is about to shutdown the servers but one day When a Hacker Sets a Virus into the network of the servers the Virus is Harmless at first but the Hacker programme that the day it will Shutdown players Still playing the game or even Install that there Mind will be Suck into the Game. The Hacker Change some the codes and made a New Modified version of the game, then game began. old project of mine Hiatus/Cancel because It's super old (2019) This was heavily Inspired and Parody by The Gamemode of the same name Called Annihilation created by Shotbow (Server) I highly Check them out.

There has always been questions which Humanity has failed to find the answers of. Is God even real? Are we really alone in the universe? Were we here first? Why do we feel emotions? Do we even have a purpose? As if Humanity was a frog looking out of a well. The answers finally came in the most unexpected way. Irrefutable visual proof. God was real. We were not alone. We were not here first. We feel emotions to entertain. Our only purpose was to entertain. All over Earth 'Gates' to other world's opened and a System was given to everyone. "Wow, this game intro is very dramatic." Said Alexander who was watching the game intro feeling very impressed.

Welcome to a world of endless opportunities and adventures. Do you want to be a brave knight fighting against evil, a cook making people happy throught food or do you you want to be evil incarnate destroying whole towns on a whim? It is all possible in: World of dreams ------------------ First work of mine, I'll try to get one or two chapters out every week with around a 1000 words but I cant promise anything. Also english isnt my first language so if you find any mistakes please point them out and I will try to fix em but I'm pretty good at it so should be relatively flawless. Oh and I know that the intro starts of weird af but just read through it maybe you'll like what you see -------------------- This ones for random bs like: Demon girls are the best Ain't no question Scarlet? Say less We ain't restin

Welcome to Silicon Valley High, an anime-style high school where everyone is a parody of some kind of tech products, from social media sites like Twitter-Kun to industry juggernauts like Microsoft-Sama, and even nerdy operating systems like Linux-Sensei. Stepping into this technicolor whirlwind is our protagonist, ChatGPT-Chan, a fledgling AI brimming with knowledge yet grappling with social nuances. Timid and bookish, she is set to navigate the tumultuous yet vibrant corridors of Silicon Valley High. From tackling math problems with the serious yet handsome Calcula-Kun, the personification of Wolfram Alpha, to dealing with the mean girls of the Viral Vixens Club led by Insta-Chan and TikTok-Chan, every day is a new adventure. Get ready for a rollercoaster journey peppered with Silicon Valley insider jokes, tech nerd knowledges, and perhaps, a dash of romance under the wild premise of this story.

The United Stars of Gaia, an advanced space faring human civilization comes across a fantasy like planet in their journey to explore the star. This is the first time mankind had ever come across an alien civilization. An observatory orbital station was built to study the primitive civilization without exposing themselves to the local population. After half an Earth year of observation the station got a visit from an official and his escort fleets. But while the transport ships were in the process of docking with the station, something went wrong. *...THIS IS AN EMERGENCY. ALL PERSONEL ARE TO EVACUATE THE ORBITAL PLATFORM AND HEAD FOR THE NEAREST ESCAPE PODS. THIS IS AN EMERGENCY. ALL PERSONEL...* "What's going on? where's the head scientist?" "Sir , that would be me. Something went wrong with the gravity anchor and the station is falling, fast." "Can we do something about it?" "Sir please evacuate. We tried our best but the station is beyond saving now. We will be descending onto the atmosphere" And with that, a story of an advance interstellar civilization interacting with their first magical alien civilization begins, along with all of their mysteries and secrets. Disclaimer: The work is original, not a parody or a fanfiction of any existing series, only images belong to their respective creator. If there are any images or videos that I made I will inform. I'm in the process of porting the story from Wattpad to other sites like Royalroads and Scribblehub. The fullest version is currently on Wattpad. There may be, just maybe a little bit, but there may be R18 content in the future, both gore, violent and sexual. So please keep this in mind. I will however notify if there are such chapters. Finally, there will be grim-dark content or at least mentions of grim-dark in this story. Be advised. The story is also available on other sites like Wattpad, Scribble Hub and Royal Road.

Today will mark a very special day, I will be dominating the claw machines in Akihabara. Watch out loveable soft toys and limited edition models, you’ll all belong to me now. Wait.. is that? I think it is, IT’S THAT DAMN TRUCK AGAIN! Crash MC died, the end.... or issit? Our protagonist Nan Zhu Jiao is an esper, the strongest esper in existence, but what happens when he is thrust into unfamiliar worlds. Watch as he conquers xianxia, scifi, romance and many other genres! Yes this is a parody on ALL the webnovels I've read before, so don't come at me for being Cliche. I live to destroy the cliches. Socials: Twitter https://twitter.com/rocksalt_30

| WPC #153 World of Villains Gold Tier | How great is it to actually get a system and transmigrate to different worlds? But how unlucky is it to transmigrate only into villainesses... Avina is a good girl with good grades, good looks, and good friends. Only thing is that she has princess syndrome. And now faced with an unfortunate, unwanted, undesirable death, she has a system and has to transmigrate into different worlds in order to live once more! Hmph! This Princess is so good looking and beautiful! I have no reason to waste my precious hands to push a peasant! I am so beautiful and talented, how can I hang on one tree! It’s not him who doesn’t need me, but ME who doesn’t need HIM! System: Host, shouldn’t you flatter the target and gain good will? Avina: It is beneath me to flatter a hooligan. Hmph! Warning Notice: Content is PG; mild hints of inappropriate language but still safe to read :) [SCHEDULE]: the goal is daily, the dream is double daily, the min. is 3x per week, Author Intro./Diary has more info

A fantasy parody heavily inspired by Dungeon and Dragons. Does this novel take itself seriously? Fuck no. Is it good? Probably not. A young hero with massive forearms goes on an adventure, after being kicked out of the house at 2 and a half years old.