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Evangelion Intro Parody

Phantom Bonds

Disclaimer: I'll be mentioning some real-life people but they are a parody so don't take it too personally if I depict you or someone poorly. Spero Viceroy ventures into a haunted house on Halloween by losing a bet to Dean Inoue. Spero was to record everything in the haunted house by himself as Dean reminded him that he lost the bet. Spero had 10 minutes to record the haunted house and check back to Dean. Dean never believed to be a ghost in the house as every supposed haunted house he ventured to was not haunted but this one was. And someone was waiting for them both but who? This moment has changed their lives forever and what’s fake is now real. Join their journey to see what adversity they both face. Author's Notes: (I was originally going to upload this book to Kindle and stuff but never finished it since the plans for this series are long to write. I do have the beginning written so I'm going to upload that. I'll try to write as much as I can but I procrastinate a lot and I got school. I'll be uploading the chapters I already wrote but after that, I'll be uploading mini chapters. Pray that I do because the people that know me knows that I take months to finish a chapter. Luckily with Webnovel, I can upload bit by bit of these chapters. Once I get to a certain point, I'll probably stop uploading till I finish the final climax of the book then I'll mass drop to prevent people from stealing my work. I'll also drop it on Kindle and iBook to make it cheaper for you guys. Aight that's enough with the author's notes since it's getting too long. I hope you guys enjoy this book as much as I enjoy writing it.)
SkibidiSigmaAuthor · 2.5K Views

[Hiatus] Supreme Warlock: New Order in the Apocalypse

It was the year 2024 when humanity encountered a catastrophic event that changed the entire world and it's inhabitants when URIEL: Universal Record of all Intelligence and Evolving Lifeforms, A sentient universal system discovered earth and integrated with Earth and all living beings. Connor was a young university student who is now trying to prevail in the disorder and chaos of a world. Him and his allies rise together, Evolve in classes and race, meet new people, Form a new world government to restore law and order in this chaos of a fallen word. Get ready to witness their journey from level 1 to beyond. But the journey of our protagonist began with setbacks since day 1 [ Hello, Connor Lennox ] [ I have detected your weak soul-body synchronization. To be fair for all beings in the integration phase, you will have advanced access to the Uriel system before others ] Luckily Uriel was fair to all and gave him a perk to use for the first 100 hours. He uses all his knowledge, wits, planning and plotting to rise as the Supreme. A/N: Hey everyone, A newbie Author here writing with passion and determination to complete my first book successfully, A few things about my book: --> No reincarnation. --> No Harem. --> Mc is strong but not too strong. --> Multiple romantic interest and relationships. --> System based novel --> Writing for Passion --> English is not my first language but I will do my best to deliver good quality content. -->Please give my work a chance, Your support is my strength. -->Leave reviews and critics to work on if you are veteran reader. Will take all advices to heart. -->I know the name is similar but please give my work a chance, I am writing for novel readers who are bored of the usual repeated backstory and are looking for a unique and interesting plot so don't judge a book by cover ok :) --> Warning: after the first few chapters of intro and info dump ,violence will be 18+ -->Discord link: https://discord.gg/XVUguzVM
Dreadfiend · 51.8K Views

My Pick Up Artist System

"With this system, I'll become the world's greatest seducer! If it doesn't kill me first..." I was a nobody, a short fatty Otaku. Then, a girl's voice popped into my head: [Seduce a woman within a month or die.] "What the hell...how? I'm an 18-year-old virgin..." [7+ looks only. No slam donkeys.] "You’re forcing me to die!” Facing annihilation, I saw no choice but to join the international community of pick up artists, and from that day forward, my boring student life became filled with craziness and womanizing. I just had one problem: "Why are all these guys insane?!?" Pick Up Artist: One who uses specialized tactics to seduce women. Additional Tags: weak to strong, supernatural, action, fantasy, funny, dungeon, face smacking, bloodlines, modern, harem, r-18, litrpg,magic, cultivation, martial arts, shameless protagonist, parody, satire, succubus, netori, adult, ecchi, sex, hidden gem, drama, wuxia, adventure, mature, school life, seinen, princess, billionaire, werewolves, xuanhuan, erotic, erotica, romance, revenge, polygamy, psychological, r18, 18, 18+, smut, hentai, comedy, light novel, alchemy, system. *No Netorare or Yuri. *If you dislike harem, I guarantee this one will be different and become the best harem you've read on WN. There are colorful characters, no bad romance, and no annoying female conflicts driving the plot. *Every volume so far has been even better than the prior one. *If you're wary of reading originals, I assure you that I'm a native English speaker and you'll find the writing here to be at a print professional standard. If I said this story had the 2nd best grammar on Webnovel, no author or translator would dare say theirs had the 1st. *If you doubt any of the above, please read the hundreds of 5-star reviews. Some originals may have more reviews because they're older or get more marketing from Webnovel, but I doubt they have more glowing 5-star reviews. RELEASE SCHEDULE: 1 new chapter posted every day by 12 pm Est/12 am GMT+8. Bonus chapters don't have a set time, but if there are some pending, on per day is posted for 2 chaps/day total. Join the largest Webnovel Discord of 2500+ readers for character art and more: https://discord.gg/VSKzgzV8J9 (case-sensitive) If you'd like to make a Paypal donation to support the cultural cause of the novel and author: https://bit.ly/3lU4xD1
SamsaraWithWords · 11.7M Views

The Alchemist Archvampire: Chronicles of the Unseen Alchemist

Brief Notes for Those That Don't Want to Waste Their Time: +The chapters will be between 1000-2000 words and I will write until I feel like the chapter is over I don't like cliffhangers +As the title says, the story will follow the daily life of a powerful archvampire that interested in Alchemy. - So if you're looking for a novel with great plot twists, an overpowered main character making cool entrances and saving delicate female leads etc, you're in the wrong place. +The main character will use his power to entertain himself and find something to do with his endless free time. While doing that he causes something that he wasn't aware of... +And he doesn't like to leave his castle but over time this might change with the interactions he will have with female leads. +If you're not interested in mc's backstory, you don't have to read synopsis **** After centuries of war and slaughter, the Archvampire Jasper Shaw had finally become the most powerful being. The only one who could match him was the Demon King Asmodeus himself. But there was no chance of them fighting to each other, they were childhood friends from centuries ago. Jasper had achieved his goal, he was the strongest, he had no rivals. He had everything he wanted in the palm of his hand and of course he enjoyed it to the fullest. Wealth, women, authority, everyone in the world bowed down and offered gifts to gain his favor. Like that centuries passed... Jasper had gotten bored with everything. The endless time he had without a purpose became a prison for him. He created a castle for himself near the castle of his ancient friend Asmodeus and did not come out of it for three hundred years. He spent the first decade of this period sleeping in his coffin, which was the longest decade of his life. After a decade, Jasper decided to get out of his coffin and find a hobby. He played silly games by himself, drew pictures, wrote articles, poems and eventually got bored with all of it. In time he became interested in various types of magic but he quickly mastered in every magic so this hobby became boring to him as well. For a while he even became a gourmet; he tasted the blood of many different adventurers of different races, weights and sizes who came to his castle for different reasons, and he had a lot of fun while tasting that bloods. In the process, he didn't talk to anyone, he just watched them and somehow managed to get their blood, but of course there was one exception. That exception was an elf named Kael and over time the two of them developed a friendship based on mutual interest... After two centuries passed like that, Jasper finally found something that really interested him and that he was not very skilled at, Alchemy! But of course, he was not very skilled only for his standards. He spent ninety years doing Alchemy, he was still enjoying it, but he was running out of ideas to do something with alchemy. Right around this time his friend Kael told him that he was not going to visit him no more. Kael had been giving him his blood when he visited him, now Jasper would either have to talk to someone or find a way to get their blood again. Of course, Jasper was no longer the old Jasper, he was very picky about blood, so he had to find someone suitable and keep them visiting the castle, and of course he had to come up with new ideas to continue his hobby... Additional tag: Parody
LemonTheFirst · 46.9K Views

Infinite Flow: ML… Where TF are You?! [BL]

AUTHOR NOTE 14.05.2024: Hello all! Sorry for the long wait, I wrote myself into a literal corner and realised I have to retcon a few things in arc 4 before I can move on with the story. Will try to get this fixed in the soonest! Really sorry for the wait TT o TT **** Infinite/Unlimited Flow horror BL novel Might be a parody. And MC might be a villain.... 1v1 Introducing: A suicidal and bored MC and… wait, where the f&?! is the ML?! *** Lam Thanh Van believes it’s about time someone ended his miserable life. But being an immortal has hindered his path to Hell. Scratch that, Hell is off limits with the terrifying speed his body stitches itself back together, no matter how much someone might hack him to pieces. With such a long and torturous life of trying to finish himself and failing miserably, he imagines that his death would be grand, like slaying a dragon - or a very persistent cockroach. Now, the only problem was finding a hero worthy of such a cause. *** [The last player has arrived. Players, prepare for briefing.] [Welcome to the annual 2023rd survival championship.] The grand doors to the dome slowly pulled close, drawing everyone’s gazes over to the lone figure standing by himself, like a rabbit frozen in the headlights. In front of the sea of players, fawn eyes dilated with fright. Fresh tears still clung to the lashes that framed the eyes so green they reminded the people of ocean waves crashing to the white sandy shore. Long limbs were clad in a simple T-shirt with a pair of washed-out jeans hugging his slim waist. Messy lavender hair and snow-white skin tinted with faint pink seemed ethereal in the scene. Like a magnolia tree growing in the desert… or a white lotus sprouting from a pile of bullshit. One brave individual broke away from the herd, cold eyes set on the last player. ”Stay with us if you want to live.” Lam Thanh Van raised his gaze up to the looming man, green eyes drenched with tears, his lips trembling as he could only muster a nod. [All players, scenario one will commence now. Good luck and try not to die.] —— When nothing is as it seems - who can you trust? ML: Not the author, that’s for sure. The synopsis is just one huge clickbait- *Author smacks this insolent child with a hardcover edition of the Bible*: Quiet, you! Or I won’t let you appear even after the halfway mark! MC: … You evil bish!! —- T/W: This is mature content. A sprinkle of horror, a teaspoon of gore, topped with a handful of clownery. Some papapa is added as a garnish at the end. Consume at your own digression. A/N: This is an original work by LinShui. The cover is not mine, as I have negative skills in any illustrative art. Will commission for a cover when I’m no longer a broke bish. Do let me know if this is your art and you want to take it down, thanks! #unrequitedlove
LinShui · 189.1K Views

Cathulhu Online, MUNYA!

[WPC#270 - Silver Place Winner] In the age of superheroes, Miao Xiaomao was one of the mediocre commoners, who had no superpower. Xiaomao and his senior cat died in an accident. But when he came back to his sense again, Miao Xiaomao found himself regressing to the past. Using his knowledge from the future, Xiaomao invested in the VRMMO game early to prepare for the new age - The Age of Superhuman and Cultivators. He would soon find himself integrating with his in-game character to awaken his superpower and become one of the superhumans. What about his character's choice? A cat dad like him couldn't possibly play a normal game character! "I'M A SUPERHERO, MUNYA!" ...... Q&A because synopsis is too mainstream. Question: What should you know before you read? Answer: This novel shares the same universe as my previous work [Villain Cultivator]. You may find people, names, places, and backstory of things from the other story, and some readers may comment on the things you don't know. Question: Should I be concerned about this? Answer: No. Even if you don't know the background, you can still enjoy the novel as the story will eventually reveal everything to the readers. Question: What should I expect from this novel? Answer: I'll list it for you. - Human MC's story in the real world. - Fluffy, naughty, and obnoxious non-humanoid MC's story in the VRMMO game world. - Weak OP Protagonist to OMGWTFLMAO-OP Protagonist - Munya munya munya munya munya! - Cryptocurrency, NFT technologies, and crypto investment. - Game Character Integration - Superpower and Super Heroes in the real world. - Cultivators, spirit stones. - Memes, parodies, stereotypes, comedy - Plot Twists... MANY Plot Twists.
DamnPlotArmor · 2M Views

MCU: The Ghosts of Marvel

WARNING: This is a slow phase novel with MCU and some elements of comics combined. This may contain scenes not appropriate for children if you know what I mean, you men of culture and this is a harem. I will try to limit the number of the MC's lovers and lastly, although main world is Marvel, I overlapped some movies in it to make it more interesting. This is my work and some changes are necessary so don't expect it will match what will happen in the comics and movie all the time. I will try my best to make it accurate as possible. I do not own any characters of Marvel and Movies mentioned except the MC. DISCLAIMER: You are not forced to read this novel and this is my first work so if you find that this doesn't suit your taste, feel free to proceed to the next book in your archive... yeah that's right, that's a good boy...hehe Intro: A bored Otaku is playing an mmorpg while watching a movie in his computer when a lightning struck him through his window causing his death. When he thought that this was the end, he was suddenly reborn in the Marvel movie he is watching when he died. As asual with perks of many of his kind, for some reason a system fused with him with the function of an mmorpg containing the movies listed on his computer. With this, the life of a bored Otaku becomes interesting and dangerous all of a sudden. However, he was reborn as a baby and to make the matter much worse, he has been left in an orphanage. Follow Faust Valentine on his adventures, decisions and the path he is going to take in this crazy world full aliens, gods and cosmic entities.
Inkbot · 439.1K Views

I see you in my destiny

I just had this idea. I am going with the flow with this story. Enjoy! _____________________ Father…absent Mother…insane Brother… taken to the military to become cannon fodder Well, at least I have my two annoying bestfriend- Nabi thought just as the king of the human realm decided that he hasn't accumalted enough power yet. King: why don't I rip a hole in the realm that leads directly to the void so I can get more magic… what could possibly go wrong Nabi: the destruction of the very fabric of our realm… the void collapsing on the realm and realising immeasurable amount of magic into the world causing fragile human bodies to either adapt to the force, lose their mind to the force or explode into meat clouds from the magic overfilling their very being. Oh! What else could happen. Maybe the sudden increase in magic could attract terrifying creatures from other realms that human are not prepared to handle… King: hmmm… that sounds plausible…. *Rips open the void anyways* —---------------------------------------- Nabi was a normal child. She had a mom and a dad - although they had never been a significant part of her life. She had a big brother who would do anything for her and she also had two best friend that she would give her life for. Life was normal until one day, her music mentor decided that her being a genius wasnt good enough and Nabi had to pursue a carrier in Music. ‘Join a band’ he said ‘It will be fun’ he said. Well if his idea of fun was a magic sentient building, another world filled with dragons and sassy guardian Mooses and lets not forget the giant fishes who seems to enjoy being captured and eaten…maybe joining a band is fun- if only Nabi’s psychotic mother would just stop trying to kill her every few weeks then everything would be nice. In a world ruled by a power system were humans seem to think they are at the top of the food chain. Watch as Nabi and her band (a rag tag group of emotionally scarred kids) fight against anything and everything that want to keep them away from their dream…erhn…whatever that dream is. Note: MC is a stubborn selfish hypocrite. Do not expect a nice MC who helps people all the time. This book starts out with a coldfaced MC who had started to break out of her shell, only for her to face hell and have her dreams crushed. So yeah, MC isn’t the nicest person around. *** Novel starts out slow like really slow. So slow you may loose yourself but fear not as at one point the sotry starts to pick up (at some distant point). The first volume is just to create the background and give an intro how the world turned to hell. MC is a weak human at first but as she comes into her powers, she becomes OP. _____________________ There is more to the story than the sypnosis. Read if you want to find out more. Remember, I am just going with the flow in this story letting the ideas can me as they may so the update schedule is not fixed
AllSounds · 3.9K Views
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