Chrono Crusade Funny

What if your past, present, and future were happening simultaneously? What if all the moments of your life, frame by frame, were already printed on the film of your existence? Imagine that you could see that film and thus foresee what is going to happen to you. This is the story of a man who discovers that he not only can see the film of his life but all possible films that start from the present moment. Put yourself in the shoes of Noah Garden, a grieving writer struggling with the anguished loss of his pregnant wife. Reincarnated in a new world full of magic and monsters, Noah has a second chance to relive his life. However, correcting the mistakes of his past will not be his only challenge.

Kai, an introverted young man about to start college, has spent the last five years immersed in the light novel Adventurer's Crusade. As he reads the final chapter, nostalgia washes over him, but his excitement quickly turns to despair when the anti-climactic ending shatters his expectations. Frustrated, he declares he could do better than the protagonist, Elijah, only to be confronted by a mysterious voice that challenges his claim. Moments later, his phone explodes, and Kai's world fades to black. When he awakens, he finds himself reborn as a baby in a vibrant new world, filled with magic and adventure. Realizing he is now Kai Brandon, the son of a legendary dungeon-raider, he grapples with his new identity and the memories of his previous life. Determined to surpass the hero he once idolized, Kai sets out on a journey of self-discovery. As he grows, he must navigate this fantastical realm and forge alliances with captivating companions.

This book is a slice of life of a human survivor of the apocalypse in my other book. Meet Evelyn, a girl who doesn’t like cleaning until she gets a system that functions like an ADHD app. Its going to be a funny adventure and expand my world building in the other book but it is not a sequel, you can read it on its own too! All of my books will exist in the same universe.

When 12-year-old Luna Taylor died, she did not even think that she would become a ghost, let alone one who lives in a school with a group of spirits with completely different personalities. Though all that was rather silly for Luna, the fact that she meets a person that is alive and looks exactly like her, isn't as funny.

Time is an inescapable force; everyone eventually faces their own end. However, there is one exception: the Herald of Time, who yearns for death more than anyone else. Zayn Houren, a young scholar, becomes entwined with the fate of overseeing time and preventing its cessation. Yet, he dies. [Chronos System: The effects of the relic activate upon meeting the necessary requirements.] "Not again..." Bound by his duty as the Herald of Time, Zayn experiences countless regressions. Despite all he has learned, it is never enough. Each regression feels new—filled with different power systems, histories, friends, and foes—transforming his life into a cycle of Timeless Regression.

Astrophysicist Liam had it all a loving wife, a ten-month-old son, and a promising career at a prestigious company. But in a few months, his life was torn apart. His son vanished in a crowded mall, leaving only heartbreak and unanswered questions. Not long after, his wife died in a car accident an event too suspicious to be a coincidence. For twenty years, Liam worked obsessively to build the Chrono-Splicer, a time machine capable of rewriting the past. Just as he prepares for his first leap through time, he receives an anonymous email—a cryptic message with information about his wife’s death and his missing son. But the sender’s motives are unclear are they a helper, guiding Liam toward the truth, or a murderer, manipulating him into a trap?

In the year 2099, humanity stood on the precipice of a new frontier a shimmering threshold that bridged reality and imagination. The dawn of virtual existence was heralded by the rise of “Arcane Crusade,” a game so advanced it blurred the lines between flesh and code, creating an immersive world where dreams could be lived. until the old gods saw this artificial reality to be humanities downfall and a insult to their authority, with their own personal reason the old gods, they made the famous virtual game Real, and synchronized those who were connected toward their game Avatar , thus facing real consequences, rather than just entertaining themselves.

A world of Demi-Humans, Humans, Gods, Dwarfs, and Elves. Multiple races lived in the world of Elysian, a famous video game worldwide. One day, Sarah, an avid player of the game, wakes up and finds herself transported to another world as her character Nirvana from Elysian. Despite the shock, she actually likes what happened, and after judging that her previous life was way too boring, she decides to stay in this new world and starts a journey. She finds out that she is much more powerful than any of the beings she encountered so far in this world, and after having her human sense of morality slowly taken over by the evil thoughts of her character Nirvana, she decides to begin a crusade for world domination. (In Royal Road by zRainz)

Alden wasted his first life. Bound by unseen strings, his every step followed a script he never wrote. Always trapped, yet never daring to break free—until it was too late. But death was not the end. “You’ve squandered your life once. Use that memory as a reference of what not to do.” “That’s just rude.” Summoned by Asta, the enigmatic god of adventure, Alden is granted a second chance. Bestowed the title of Adventure Apostle and tasked with a single command: live a life worth telling. But reality has its own plans. A story worth telling demands struggles worth surviving, and freedom was never free. As Alden charts his path through a strange, untamed world, whispers of unseen forces and shadowy designs follow his every step. To fight or to surrender—what does it mean to truly live when the strings of fate remain firmly out of reach? A journey of curses, gods, and the fragile threads of choice begins!

The Main Character shortly after a traumatizing experience with an FBI Agent find out he was reincarnated into the world of Ninjas over a decade and a half before the start of the Naruto canon, but that's not all. Hanarai found himself as part of the rain village and the grandson Hanzo The Salamander, as well as part of the prestigious Hatorti clan (Hanzo the salamander's clan) With the realization that he had been reincarnated into the fictional world of Naruto a show he had been a big fan of in his teenager years but as of recently his memory was hazy on, Hanarai resolved to start his path to reaching the absolute peak of shinobi for the sake of his survival and return to his world for the sake of his family and for his revenge against FBI Agent Chrono Levon. However, massive obstacles and turning points made his goal something near impossible. Surviving pain and Obito, fighting kages, Robbing Ninja Villages blind, Becoming a bounty hunter, Hunting Akatsuki, Becoming the most wanted man in the ninja world, Creating a village, Reviving the uzumaki clan. The tale of Hanarai Fuma Hatori was one of legends.

Paradox, a boy forged in the crucible of adversity, found himself unwillingly relocated to the desolate reaches of Mars. The year 2045, a time of great upheaval and loss. Earth, once a vibrant tapestry of life, was now a scarred planet, ravaged by a devastating civil war. The once-beloved faces of family and friends, now distant memories, haunted his dreams. A prodigy, yet a prisoner of his own brilliance, Paradox had always been a pawn in the grand game of human ambition. His childhood, stolen by relentless expectations, had left him yearning for a life of simplicity and peace. Now, on this bleak world, he sought solace in the pursuit of knowledge, hoping to find meaning in the vast expanse of the cosmos. Yet, he stumbled upon an extraordinary force, a cosmic aberration defying all known laws of probability. A choice, a stark and a moral decision, presented itself. A choice that would test the very core of his being, a choice that would alter the very course of fate itself. As the weight of his decision bores down upon him, Paradox would be forced to undergo a revelation.

When reclusive college student Riku Kiyomori dies investigating a cursed artifact, he awakens in Ætherion, a chaotic nexus where gods, demons, and mortals battle for dominance. Branded with the Aspect of Anomalies, a forbidden power that warps reality at the cost of his sanity, Riku becomes the target of the Chrono-Covenant, a faction sworn to eliminate beings like him. With no way back to Earth, Riku forges an uneasy alliance with Kaelitha, a rogue soul-hunter with her own hidden agenda. Together, they navigate a treacherous world of multidimensional intrigue, clashing power systems, and warring deities. As Riku’s choices ripple across dimensions, he must master his unstable abilities, confront his dark impulses, and uncover the truth behind Ætherion’s existence—before it consumes him entirely.

Bumping into a stranger while looking for shelter while raining, Avery was about to scold the stranger but got tongue tied in seeing the handsome face . Follow the story of Avery and the millionaire playboy Alex Gibson who is also a mafia lord #Forced marriage # Betrayal # Funny # Bloody Note We're here to read not to criticize, also mature content and bloody

Cori, a non-human finds herself in a mysterious world with her memories erased, only knowing basic knowledge... Apparently, she is the chosen one, a hero destined to save all of humanity, but things don't go as expected as things make less and less sense, no one can survive in this dark world alone, especially one that wants a happy ending...

This Story Will Followed Two Protagonist Called Shina, Kina And Hitoshi, Choga That Will Be Discovered Furthurer Into The Kama School Highschooler, And Other Places. They Will Be Finding An Puzzle Trought Out Their Advanture, Romance, And Funny Story, Dont Worry The Horror Element Is Still There, The Quoted here. "Trust On Yourself And You will be People or Someone You wanted" There will Be More Book In Future That Lored into The Story, The Story Will Be Continuesly And Even Chained To Other So You will Be Know What Happening in The Story. So Stay Tune in My Novel, I Will aplouded it Full Chapter. -Author: Kurnaun -illustrator: Navilhivil

"Losing my mother and sister was a bummer, but it's also made me think about stuff, you know? Like, life is short, and you never know what's gonna happen. But even when things are bad, there's always something good if you look for it. Like, a funny cat video or a tasty sandwich. It's the little things, right? Maybe it's the things you already love. Like food, music, the violin or just a warm sunny day. Well, I only felt this way until..."

After a life-changing heart transplant, five-year-old Lily and her dad, David, are starting fresh in the city of Daejeo. For Lily, each day at daycare is a little adventure, full of new friends, funny moments, and just the right amount of mischief—especially with her best friend Joon by her side. Lily’s story isn’t about big, flashy events. It’s about the little things that make childhood special: finding friends, discovering new things, and learning what it means to grow up, one day at a time.

What are the pros and the cons of regressing back in time? Pros: Certainly, sure, you have a second chance. Another opportunity to fight for survival, to somehow win against the damned pest invaders, and to save the ones that you couldn’t before. But cons: It’s just impossible. Why even bother? The twin, Azia and Cyril Belmont have two completely different opinions on this matter. For Azia, this whole thing is a miracle. It isn’t just a second life for her, but for everyone on earth to once again fight for their survival. And this time, she will win. She will make sure of it. What kind of idiot would turn this down? As for Cyril, he just wonders why the fuck is he even here. How the hell is he supposed to change anything that would stop the earth from crumbling away? What? Is randomly turning left instead of going right on a sunny day would somehow miraculously stop the damn sky from tearing apart?? And who the fuck is responsible for this!? They certainly don’t have any answers. *** Author note: This story has two protagonists and will be told from both point-of-views, so the first few chapters might be a little long and rocky as some information might be repeated. But I promise it’s not going to be much, just give me some time to sort out the writing style and world’s building. Later on, they will embark on two different journeys that will make this writing approach more smooth and convenient, maybe, probably. Also, I’m very new to writing so please feel free to comment and help out this author-nim out. That’s all, enjoy the read!

This story contains Elemental magic and mysteries to come! Updates 1 chapter a day —There was a shout, and I turned to see we were surrounded by a couple dozen men dressed fully in black. “Who are you!?” Clay called to them. I pushed forward till I was standing beside him. “We are the shadows..” I stared at them. “We have come for our revenue!” The man who was speaking had a voice that was airy, almost like he wasn’t real. “We have done nothing to you!” I called out. “Have you not?“ there as an echo of high pitched chuckles. “You dirt, stole our master and brought him into this world before you killed his father.” I was lost. I couldn't tell what he was even talking about. “What master? What is his name?” I asked in a loud voice, fighting to make it sound strong. “Leonurus! He is a master of shadows, and a master of darkness.” “And how did we take him?” The man chuckled again. “You are one to talk, greedy woman, you are the one who stole him!.” He pointed at me. “What is he talking about, is he from that other world?” I shook my head. “Your cursed spells, you try to deny it!” I stepped forward away from the huddled group behind me. “I have never messed with the darkness!” He stared at me. “You are the one that took him away through birth.” It hit me and I flinched, the baby! “I don’t know where he is.” I finally said after a second. PS: There are many different POVs but only one main couple in each vol -NOT A HAREM-

Under the shadow of the Scarlet Crusade, loyalty and faith become the heaviest shackles. Sally Whitemane, a resolute and cold-blooded candidate for sainthood, faces a harrowing choice between loyalty and humanity amidst the turmoil of a power struggle. Forced to carry out brutal tasks, she gradually loses herself in blood and suffering, yet clings to a desperate hope of saving her closest friend. Demitria, revered as the "Scarlet Saint," bears the weight of faith built on lies and an inescapable destiny. With her lover Jemar by her side, she struggles to break free from control but is ultimately pushed into the abyss of despair. Entwined by friendship, betrayal, and pain, the bond they once shared is torn apart by faith and conspiracy. When the cost of loyalty is revealed and the blade of fate descends, their choices will seal each other's fate. Amid blood and fire, can they find redemption, or are they doomed to be consumed by the darkness of power?

For the sake of his family, Ren embarked on the popular VRMMORPG, COVENANT, that used real-time in-game currency. But being a mediocre player who only knows how to gather information, he was put in a supporting role. As the game explodes in popularity and every multibillion-dollar company invested in the game, things have turned for the worse for Ren. Due to the amount of information he gathered, the cheats, secrets, quests, and bugs he discovered, he was silent in fear of selling the information to the other guilds. But given a second chance, he went back in time when his father was still alive and COVENANT was just in its starting phase. This time . . . he wouldn’t be that guy on the side who gathered information from day in and day out for ten years. Equipped with the games knowledge he accumulated, he will become . . . an Alchemist! Chrono Mage? Djin Master? Summoner? Necromancer? Chaos Lord? What good are those? Sure they’re powerful and rare classes and sought after by guilds, but it’s the alchemist who forged artifacts and concocts rare items and potions that gets the most coins at the end of the day! It was better than being a blacksmith or a crafter! Plus, he could use all sorts of magic without limit to race and class! It was the ultimate class! And no one even knows it!

Marcus Evans was the epitome of an ordinary guy—stuck in a dead-end job, addicted to reading webnovels for a taste of excitement, and completely invisible in the grand scheme of life. His greatest joy was escaping into the pages of Decade Long Crusade, a sprawling epic where the hero, Ash Braker, rises from weakness to ultimate power in a world of magic, technology, and danger. But when Marcus wakes up one day in a body that isn’t his, in a world that feels disturbingly familiar, he quickly realizes the impossible: he’s been transmigrated into the Decade Long Crusade universe. However, there’s a catch. He’s not the hero, nor even a notable character. He’s an unknown extra, an expendable background figure doomed to die without making a mark on the story. To survive in a world where extras are crushed underfoot by stronger powers, Marcus knows he can’t play the game like a hero. The only way to protect himself is to manipulate the plot, ensure Ash Braker’s rise to power, and play the part of the ruthless villain who pulls the strings from the shadows. As the world of cultivation, magic, and futuristic technology threatens to swallow him whole, Marcus must make hard decisions, form dangerous alliances, and betray those who stand in his way. Because in this world, it’s better to be the villain than to die forgotten.

In a city ruled by corruption, one man takes a stand. Davon, a fearless vigilante, wages war against the ruthless crime bosses who have terrorized the streets for far too long. As he fights to restore justice, he must confront the personal costs of his crusade: strained relationships, lost loved ones, and the blurred lines between heroism and obsession. Can Davon take down the criminal empire without losing himself?

Feng Yi who was unhappy with his life in today's world , unhappy with his illegal business, who happens to die in a funny way and and ended up crossing to another world, full of mysteries and his job is to survive and be what he always wanted to be, free and help people instead of ruining their lives, but when it comes to dealing with the evil ones, he can make use of his tyrannical nature he developed in his previous life. the journey is unexpected and full of mysteries. fighting system: martial arts in the mortal world. immortal techniques in the spiritual world.

High-schooler Yuuto Sakurai is not your typical teen. He prides himself on his peculiar mission - to protect the love lives of those threatened by encroaching third parties. When charisma and physical prowess attempt to steal away your beloved, Sakurai leaps into action. For just 10,000 yen, he'll ensure your love story remains untainted. Armed with conviction and a no-discrimination policy, he is the Anti-NTR Man - a one-man crusade against romantic usurpation.

《Random Stories》 [This novel is made just for fun reading purposes, cause I'm not funny] [Not every chapter will have the same storyline or character]

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About to finish high school, a girl finds herself facing a supernatural challenge after going on a hike with her classmates. Will she be able to survive in a world where the new Pandora's Box has been opened and the evils once sealed have been unleashed?

A villain rises from the ashes of a miracle. Lieze Sokalar is the daughter of the world's most fearsome warlord--a Lich hellbent on bringing the world to its knees using his undead armies. Despite her heritage, however, Lieze struggles with even the most basic aspects of corpse-raising, making her the laughingstock of the Order of Necromancers. Tormented by her ineptitude, Lieze can only rely on wisdom to ensure her survival as she accompanies her father on a crusade to dominate the holdings of mankind. However, a series of events are about to unfold that will forever change the trajectory of her life, and inadvertently grant her the chance she's always been waiting for. Manipulation, skulduggery, and necromancy; betrayals, dark secrets, and overwhelming odds--these are the trials which await our intrepid villainess on her dark ascension towards the heights of absolute power. What to expect: - An unapologetically villainous protagonist who makes use of strategy and wit just as often as she does the system. - A system that starts off weak, but eventually becomes more powerful. - A slow rise to power against seemingly impossible odds. - Antagonists with noble ideals and realistic flaws. What not to expect: - A villain protagonist who makes decisions purely for the sake of being evil. - A physically powerful protagonist.