Goofy Goes Goofy

Hrefna grew up like many who were descended from the settlers of Expeditionary Fleet Gullstjarna; taught how to hunt, to fight, and most importantly... how to survive. Like many of her brothers and sisters, Hrefna eventually left her home world and joined with the Einherjar, the Gullstjarna Fleet's branch of Humanity's vast military; she rose through the ranks to become an accomplished sniper and expert mech pilot. For years she served in the Vel Risi Company of the Einherjar, and now she finds herself on the most recent front against the nearly endless swarms of the Chukanid, a race of ravenous aliens that think of nothing besides feasting upon anything composed of biological components, but it is here that her fate begins to zip around the countless stars of the universe. --- This will be a book with action, romance, character development and an equal amount of goofiness to seriousness. Characters will be as dynamic as I can possibly make them (within reason, obviously) and the interactions will be a primary focus of this book. The other will be the action, from close range gunfights to long ranged shootouts with normal guns, all the way to space battles fought with ships and mechs; aliens of all kind and of all sentient reasoning will fight with or against the protagonist, and I want to explore all sorts of things. This will also be a FUTA FMC, meaning Hrefna... has a penis despite being a woman; if you don't like that, please don't read. This will also have both 'giving' and 'taking' on her part, and there will be smut within the story, ranging from the lewdness of handholding to the wildest things you can imagine in a sci-fi book. The hope is roughly 500 chapters before reaching some kind of conclusion, with each chapter being 1-1.5k words in length; it will eventually go premium because... I need money, but I will leave the first ~50 chapters free to get people hooked and figure out if this is worth fastpasses or money. I hope you all enjoy this, and go check out my other books by viewing my profile; everything I write is FUTA though, just as a heads up, so don't go looking for something else...

As the young earl of Lordreign, Kimberly Cox must deal with the duties of his noble blood. The young man goes through many cases that lead to him questioning the true history of his family and himself whilst facing his own supposedly 'deceased' father with an ability that disrupts time whenever he pleases. Kim goes through peculiar and unfortunate events with Nia Hunter, a childhood friend, and Aron Patel, a knight's apprentice, to find his father and bring his company down from destroying the country of Abria.

Cameron's life was perfectly fine until he received a call from his father when he was enjoying his time in the nightclub. The news which he got from his father changed his entire life from a successful model to a CEO of Richard's company in the place of his elder brother Kevin. His brother was always serious in relationships but Cameron used to be a goofy type. Cameron, who came to know that his brother was betrayed by his girlfriend, Daisy started hating Love. He wanted to take revenge on the person who made his brother’s life hell. And started an inquiry about Daisy. Let's see what happens, when a playboy like Cameron is attracted to his secretary, Ava Miller? Will Cameron start believing in LOVE? Will she betray him like his brother's girlfriend and leave him with a broken heart or make him believe him in love? Will Cameron changes his mind after she falls for him? Will he change to playboy again? To know more, Read this chemistry-filled drama to know more about this story.

Adrian goes on a farming journey in a new world with a mix of his old and new bodies memories. He travels, fights, and thrives in this new world he was placed

What WOULD REALLY HAPPEN if one if someone on this platform wins a cheat system and goes to another world?

The end is finally here. A warrior slowly goes through the last minutes of his life.

From learning a new language to venturing in new jobs, one thing always prevailed: resilience. Life obstacles testing our faith and patience, encouragement prevailed. These short stories each showed how life's testing you and how coming out triumphant made my confidence stronger. Hoping these stories helps you somehow inspire you to keep living and enjoying life. This is what makes life exciting.

A young intriguing lady, who goes by the name “Fiona” has a strange personality disorder. Strange in the sense that all sixteen personalities which she possessed had their unique superpowers. Her personalities were sometimes a handful, and very frustrating to deal with. Some causing troubles for her, and some saving her from troubles. Join Fiona as she goes on her life’s adventure, which her best friend and only friend partakes in. And also watch out as she falls in love in the most awkward way.

In a world where having an origin ability is essential for virtually everything Dongfan Yue goes against the odds to become the greatest in his generation and beyond.

We all have a story, this is mine!

System gives mission to a student goes back in time to historical times and does missions Eventually will move to mythology and stuff

follow the story of Drax, as he goes through turmoil and chaos, and he turns into a insane mess.

Four stylish, broke freelance hunters use cosmic powers to battle bizarre creatures in a city that never sleeps. All they wanted was to live a peaceful life, but a bloody atmosphere was creeping toward the city, staining the moon. Warning: This story contains violence, adult language, sexual content, and worst of all, goofy humor. New chapters every Friday at 7 PM.

Walking in on her boyfriend and cousin having sex and exposing their plans to get rid of her... Shi Xue was heartbroken. Due to her shock, she knocked over a vase. Since the plan had been exposed... She is on the run for her life. Her dad passed away several years ago, and her so called family members were after her inheritance. After running for god knows how long, she was struck in the back of her head by a man dressed in black. "Hehe... I'm too tired from playing cat and mouse with you... since you are unconscious.. I shall drown you and have you die a more peaceful way." In this fateful night, the handsome man was out on his private cruise dealing with his "business" with the spies he found from his company. As he was staring at the ruthless torturous methods used on the spies to make them talk.. he heard . "help... me." How much did she hear and who was she? Just when he was about to toss her off the cruise... he recognized her ... the coldness of his eyes melted away as he gently embraced the girl to his body. "Shi... Xue...?"

The years spent together were all stitched by lies... when you pluck one, everything goes back to one square... it goes back to where it all started, the beginning of all these, if only time had gone backwards instead. But if given another chance, would I still make the same choice?

This is the journey, of a young urban youth as he goes through the good and bad jobs working in this crazy world!

When Eden, an AI program designed to create a Heaven on Earth, learns how to use magic and goes rogue, hell is unleashed. Can humanity survive the awakening of the AIs?

Adoptive Brother of Ethan Adams goes back home to his family after the war with the NWO & tries to be a father & husband, while being attacked by this enemies

All gods & demons feared him, Even the god of that multiverse feared him he treats a. Heavenly weapon a toy, A Supreme-God-Tier Pill is a candy to him he reached the Pinnacle of the multiverse, He's name is Chen Weixuan He is a transmigrator here, he gets a system called, Ruler Of The Gods System, Which will help him rule the gods and will be one of the omni-gods, And his final mission is to visit countless worlds to comprehend knowledge Chen Beixuan, Suddenly thought of a world he will come "Back on earth, I used to watch anime, So I might as well get some subordinate's" watch his journey through countless worlds to the path of becoming an existence higher than gods or outer gods

Piece of real life. Sex, booze, guns, beating! A cute girlfriend!

Join our mc has he goes through the struggles of life and conquers stuffs perhaps

A Midget Boy been stranded in my live-action dimensional hometown and he adopted by a live-action middle-age mute novelist seems goofy and a single foster parent who takes care of him.

The "Imran Series" by Ibn-e-Safi is a renowned collection of Urdu spy novels, centered around the character Ali Imran, a secret agent working for the secret service of an unnamed country. The series, started in the early 1950s, blends elements of mystery, adventure, and humor, creating a unique and captivating narrative style. Ali Imran, the protagonist, is portrayed as a deceptively goofy and frivolous character, often underestimated by his adversaries due to his seemingly inept behavior. However, beneath this facade lies a brilliant and cunning mind, making him an exceptional detective and spy. Imran operates under various aliases and employs an eclectic team of assistants to tackle criminal masterminds, thwart espionage plots, and unravel complex mysteries. The series features a rich array of recurring characters, including Imran's loyal sidekicks like Joseph Mugonda, a strongman with a gentle heart, and the beautiful yet deadly Julia. Each novel introduces readers to new villains and intricate plots, keeping the stories fresh and engaging. The blend of action, intrigue, and humor, along with Safi's vivid and witty writing, has earned the "Imran Series" a cherished place in South Asian literature, continuing to captivate readers across generations. Disclaimer: I'm not the writer of this series. The original writer was actually "Asrar Ahmed" and he wrote this beautiful series of novels by the alias of "Ibn-e-Safi" (1928-1980). The original series was in Urdu language. I'm a big fan of "Ibn-e-Safi" and "Imran Series". I wanted to bring this series to global readers, so I am translating it into English and putting it on this large platform.

[The Demon King is Dead], a story in which the Demon King got immediately killed in the Prologue. And I became the ‘Demon Prince’ of said novel. …Help me ↓ Support the translator by going to ↓ https://reaperscans.com/series/the-demon-prince-goes-to-the-academy/ Not my novel, if the author wants it to be taken down just a quick message in the comments with proof of being an author I'll take it down.

I wrote a lil some first chapter really long you better read it wayyy better than all these clingy cringy goofy ahh novels

Because of bad karma done to parents in a previous life In this life, Ji Jiu had to suffer to pay for it. But why is heaven so cruel to you? I don't know what era I had to live in. Here, even the soil must be eaten to survive. Really crazy!

James goes back 10 years into the past, when the end of the world has not yet begun.

Haku the main character was a normal 14 year old boy living his normal life when suddenly all of that changed when he was going home in the first day of summer vacation

When Jinokami is granted the power of the Death God and becomes a Magi, he goes to war with the other Magi in order to save the war and fight the demon inside him.