Goofy Goes Goofy

Alicia once believed in love. She thought her marriage to Edward would be her forever, but forever turned out to be cold stares, endless silence, and a mistress he brought home after the war. The man she waited for now barely remembers she’s there, and the dreams they built together are nothing but dust. Then Lucien walked into her life. A charming, slightly eccentric florist who somehow knew how to make her laugh when she couldn’t even cry anymore. With him, she felt alive, like she mattered again. But before she could dare to hope, life hit her with one more cruel twist: a terminal diagnosis. Alicia makes a decision. She lets Edward go, divorcing him so he can play house with his mistress and illegitimate son. Then, she packs up her broken heart, dyes her hair, and disappears. She becomes Lucien’s assistant, running his chaotic flower shop, stealing moments of joy, and living on her own terms for once. It should’ve been the perfect ending—until Edward starts tearing the world apart to find her, refusing to believe she’s gone. And Lucien? He’s suddenly begging her not to give up, his usual sunny smile cracking as he pleads with her to keep fighting. Oh, and somehow, this goofy florist has a hoard of gold and rare herbs worth more than some kingdoms.

A cultivator with normal aptitude finally found a treasure that could change his life but to his disappointment, he could not directly benefit from it. *Warning* The MC of this story is goofy. If you are looking for a smart and serious MC, you will be disappointed. Also, my grammar is shit. If you receive brain damage after reading the first chapter, run. ----------- Upload Schedule: Monday-Friday. Weekend rest. ----------- 30 chapters ahead on Patreon, patreon.com/PotatoHero ----------- My ko-fi link is for those who want to support me. ko-fi.com/PotatoHero

SOPHIA IS A YOUNG PROMISING CHILD WHO FOUND LOVE AT A YOUNG AGE. BUT AS TIME GOES ON, SHE GETS BETRAYED AND HEARTBROKEN. WILL SHE EVER LOVE AGAIN?

Legends foretold, the spark of light Fallen from the heavens to bring delight Those who follow in her goddess's light Shall be brought to lands that heavens compare Darkness however knows they won't fare Against this gracious sunbeam's shimmering might Snuff this ember before ruin is brought upon the dark Go forth, my faithful beast of darkness! Engulf the spark before it destroys us all! _ One of heart, one of mind, one wish that made the heavens open their pearly gates. A miracle, born to lead the world into a new age of peace for the light elves. Unfortunately, that would mean the end for the dark elves. The crimes of their ancestors were pushed down through generations. The new age of peace has no place for half-demons, someone must put an end to the newborn Messiah. Unfortunately for Philomel, this death sentence of a mission was pushed to her, courtesy of the Chief's son, Asclepius. Asclepius, an ambitious, short-sighted dark elf, determined to bring the dark elves to their former glory. A person Philomel made the mistake of pissing off. Dragging along the oblivious entrance guard, (Amon) they begin their emotional rollercoaster of a journey. Daggers in hands, can they become the villains their tribe so badly needs, or will the guilt finally drag them under? _ A voice bellowed and screeched from all around him. It sounded like a million cries through the echoes of a cave, that shrieked as it spoke. The shadows reach out toward the blood-red sky, forming a huge dark figure, the figure of a roaring dragon. Its eyes shine through all the darkness, one a brilliant blue, the other a golden yellow, slits of black in the middle, when the dragon blinks, it blinks sideways. From the corner of the eyes to the other corner, rather than one eyelid to the other. " Was anything but pleasant." The distorted voice of his father reminded him as the dragon stomped around. Each stomp crushed the homes of many and killed screaming villages. " Is this what you wish for? Is this what your heart desires?" The disfigured voice questioned. __ " I win." Philomel smugly whispers to Lenny. Completely pleased with herself before noticing Lenny's heart rate beating against her own, matching her speed but was off her pace. It felt like her heart was pounding at an unnatural speed which felt scary but at the same time interesting. She barely noticed Lenny's hazel eyes sparkling as his shocked expression slowly melts into a blissful goofy smile. Her attention finally returned to Lenny when his chiseled jawline moved closer to her. Lenny's head leans forward kissing Philomel on the cheek as he stares at her with such soft eyes. Philomel instantly blushes as she gasps at the sudden kiss. Her lips trembling trying to think of something to say but her brain malfunctioned. Lenny let out a deep chuckle as he ran a hand through his mahogany chestnut brown hair, extremely happy at Philomel's cute reaction. _ There will be romance but it would be slow-paced since it's friends to lovers. No smut scenes. There will be battles and tons of emotional trauma. Super in the middle can go both ways. This book is experimental writing. It shall be written in script format, detailed, and have a rhythmic beat/freestyle poem to certain scenery descriptions. The story shall also have switched target audience, where certain chapters are tailored to male/ female readers. There will be a notice to inform which chapters are which. Female Tailored Chapters (FTC) will have more cute scenes between characters. Male Tailored Chapters (MTC) will have battle based on the Dungeon and Dragon format where the victory or defeat of a match is based on a dice roll. Upload Every Saturday I will also be posting this story on RoyalRoad.com and Inkitt. ______________________________________________

Lara is a diary of a middle class suburban girl from Slovenia who goes to economic school and is in general a vile person.

Growing up, Rose's father kept her isolated in a mansion-sized cage of gold. Forced to grow up quickly after she runs away from her home, Rose learns firsthand that there is a lot of speciesism between werewolves and humans. Still unable to shift, she finds a mate and is thrust into the elaborate world of werewolves, council meetings, and territory battles. Aries has a past he wants to be forgotten and when he happens to run into his mate he's forced to change his plans in order to keep her and his pack safe. His secrets slowly come out forcing Rose to question how someone so cruel can be destined for her. Love story aside and with adamant hate for the way werewolves treat humans, Rose will have to work with Aries to change the way the council runs things. ~Excerpt~ "You're not reacting?" I said confused. He raised an eyebrow but otherwise looked indifferent. "Am I supposed to," it was more of a statement than a question but his lack of a reaction made me realize he actually had no clue who I was. I frowned at him analyzing him for a long time before my lips spread thin into a goofy grin. I gave him the biggest smile, one that I haven't given to anyone in a long time. "Rosabella," I said stretching my arm out in front of us. He stared at my outstretched hand for what felt like forever before his large hand wrapped itself around my smaller one. "Aries," he seemed to be making his grip as light as possible. Almost as if he feared that anything tighter than that would break my smaller hand in his. I tilted my head confused. "Like the god of war?" I asked. His grip suddenly tighten which made me flinch and he quickly let go before looking away from me as if trying to avoid eye contact. "Sure," he said. I was about to ask another question when I heard someone ask a group of ladies not too far away from us, "Have any of you seen this girl?" The woman looked at the picture and then looked up in confusion just before her eyes met mine and recognition hit her face like a slap to the cheek. I knew immediately that I had been found. "Shit," I said just as Ares walked up to what I was assuming was his motorcycle. He put his helmet on and the guys speaking to the lady a few feet away turned around to look at where the lady pointed me out. I yelped and jumped on the back of Aries motorcycle hugging him from behind for dear life. "What are you doing?" "Drive!" I don't know if it was the panic in my voice or the fact that I was shaking uncontrollably but thankfully he didn't question me further. He instead, stepped on it and we were speeding through the town just before the men could react.

A story about Akiro, a young boy who was saved by a passing martial artist as a baby and his adventure to find his path.

In a world where having an origin ability is essential for virtually everything Dongfan Yue goes against the odds to become the greatest in his generation and beyond.

In this cover page...Sansui Yamada, a 35-year-old man working as an English teacher who especially cares about the student's wellbeing despite the hardships he goes through. The funeral's host will be narrating his backstory and after the speech finishes, the plot goes on...

The World's strongest human being works as a state contracted super hero for the united states government and still needs to go to school, ONE SHOT STORY

When Su Shu’s father went bankrupt, the once-pampered heiress was suddenly cast into hell. Her fiancé took the opportunity to betray her, immediately turning around to link arms with his “true love.” They flung the annulment papers in her face: “Your dad’s going to prison. Our family has no intention of marrying the daughter of a criminal.” Such is the fickleness of human relationships, cold and cruel. With an expression of icy calm, Su Shu said, “We can call off the engagement—just pay back the eighty million you owe first.” Her fiancé’s family panicked and kicked her out. They wanted to dodge their debt? But Su Shu is no fragile girl who has never had to lift a finger. Her father always groomed her to be his successor. This “bankrupt heiress” is not someone to be trifled with.

Sauna Drake's is a high school student at Antique high, who gets to date her crush and first love,Luke Anderson. He was a rich handsome guy, who also liked her since first year. Their relationship goes on with excitement and challenges. How long will their relationship last and what goes on, read to find out.

Samantha, 24 year old detective, is in a fix when her ex-bestfriend goes missing. The story goes through different stages of friendships, Misunderstandings, and betrayals...

Highschooler Yuuka lives a seemingly ordinary life, with his mother and sister, but goes on short adventures to support his wonderful friends.

there was an samurai.the samurai died in war.his sword broke in to pieces.100 year later there is boy named kurayami.he goes to the forest and what happens is crazy

The story of a witch with a heart full of venom getting the chance to redo her life and seize strength for herself. MC only cares about herself and her own gains don't expect any romance or deep relationships. power system is a mix of Xianxia cultivation and and isekai magic fantasy. trying to make an aesthetic similar to the dark souls series with a hint of reverend insanity and a bit of age of adepts. Constructive criticism is welcome. Reading comments makes me happy so please don't be afraid to share any of your thoughts

Is it for real? game world , fantasy, battle academy, adventure to become strong faces ordeal, point of death and rebirth and so on he wakes up in the game world of "I Am on Supreme Path," facing a new reality. As an average character in a fantasy realm with various professions, he navigates challenges, aiming for the prestigious title of "Supreme" while uncovering the mysteries and save his beloved character fun adventure interaction between them.

Rex Draco was a Demonic Dragon that lived for centuries from the Age of Demons until the Age of Monsters, fighting against the Hero's Party he was sealed. The link between his mind and body severed and his soul cast into another world. After gathering his fragments he sees himself bound by chains along with a strange deal, proposed by his former enemy. He would be unsealed and in exchange he would attend the academy where the Hero's descendant was enrolling and helping him in his journey to a new era. "Well, here we go again."

Waking up in a mysterious place with his memories jumbled up, Ash, who now goes by Ash Voidborn, finds himself in the possession of a system like status screen and mysterious new powers, he seeks to reunite with his new family. Expect a strong mc, not super overpowered at the start, but as the story goes on things will get more ridiculous Mc is not going to be a slave to the system

This lovely friend is a free spirit, goes wherever she likes, acts however she likes and doesn’t particularly care about how people view her. She goes on so many adventures

"you have been chosen as heroes to sa-" "stop with the bullshit! i'm not gonna risk my life to protect a world that isn't mine. I already died once and this is my second chance so i'm gonna live it the way i want!" A story of a young man who goes astray from the typical isekai story and goes on an adventure to live his second life to the fullest.

Cameron's life was perfectly fine until he received a call from his father when he was enjoying his time in the nightclub. The news which he got from his father changed his entire life from a successful model to a CEO of Richard's company in the place of his elder brother Kevin. His brother was always serious in relationships but Cameron used to be a goofy type. Cameron, who came to know that his brother was betrayed by his girlfriend, Daisy started hating Love. He wanted to take revenge on the person who made his brother’s life hell. And started an inquiry about Daisy. Let's see what happens, when a playboy like Cameron is attracted to his secretary, Ava Miller? Will Cameron start believing in LOVE? Will she betray him like his brother's girlfriend and leave him with a broken heart or make him believe him in love? Will Cameron changes his mind after she falls for him? Will he change to playboy again? To know more, Read this chemistry-filled drama to know more about this story.

Hrefna grew up like many who were descended from the settlers of Expeditionary Fleet Gullstjarna; taught how to hunt, to fight, and most importantly... how to survive. Like many of her brothers and sisters, Hrefna eventually left her home world and joined with the Einherjar, the Gullstjarna Fleet's branch of Humanity's vast military; she rose through the ranks to become an accomplished sniper and expert mech pilot. For years she served in the Vel Risi Company of the Einherjar, and now she finds herself on the most recent front against the nearly endless swarms of the Chukanid, a race of ravenous aliens that think of nothing besides feasting upon anything composed of biological components, but it is here that her fate begins to zip around the countless stars of the universe. --- This will be a book with action, romance, character development and an equal amount of goofiness to seriousness. Characters will be as dynamic as I can possibly make them (within reason, obviously) and the interactions will be a primary focus of this book. The other will be the action, from close range gunfights to long ranged shootouts with normal guns, all the way to space battles fought with ships and mechs; aliens of all kind and of all sentient reasoning will fight with or against the protagonist, and I want to explore all sorts of things. This will also be a FUTA FMC, meaning Hrefna... has a penis despite being a woman; if you don't like that, please don't read. This will also have both 'giving' and 'taking' on her part, and there will be smut within the story, ranging from the lewdness of handholding to the wildest things you can imagine in a sci-fi book. The hope is roughly 500 chapters before reaching some kind of conclusion, with each chapter being 1-1.5k words in length; it will eventually go premium because... I need money, but I will leave the first ~50 chapters free to get people hooked and figure out if this is worth fastpasses or money. I hope you all enjoy this, and go check out my other books by viewing my profile; everything I write is FUTA though, just as a heads up, so don't go looking for something else...

Season one of this world goes down with a boom, but one survives. meanwhile thousands of miles away, there live three friends. This is their story.

Nobody had expected that the prophecy would ever unfold, let alone it going beyond what was stated. Having no magical powers, 14 year old Lex didn't have a clue that he might be the one in the prophecy, and what fates hid from him. The day he gets powers is an astonishing yet exciting moment for him, but it seems as if there's something missing in him that he isn't able to dismantle. But it slowly becomes clearer to him over time, and life becomes quite difficult as well. Read on to find out!

Man gets reincarnated and goes through that life he finds new ways to feel things in this world and he finds ways to be a better person

Alara Bennett had the world at her feet. With her striking features, confident strut, and a portfolio boasting magazine covers like Vogue and Elle, she was the face of every trending fashion campaign. Beside her stood Ethan Carter, a heartthrob actor whose talent and charm had landed him leading roles in blockbuster films. Together, they were the it couple: perfect, glamorous, and unattainable. Their relationship had been mostly private. Occasionally, they'd share a candid photo on Instagram—Ethan with a goofy grin and Alara in one of her signature oversized hoodies. Fans adored them, coining hashtags like #Ethara and #GoalsForLife. But fame always came with a price. Ethan’s latest movie, Shadows in the Rain, paired him with Scarlett Leigh, a rising actress known for her sharp wit and electric chemistry with her co-stars. From the moment the trailer dropped, fans went wild. Ethan and Scarlett’s steamy scenes were dissected and replayed endlessly, flooding TikTok with edits set to romantic music. Instagram buzzed with captions like: “Scarlett and Ethan >>> any couple ever #ShadowsInTheRain” (560k likes) “Can they just date already? The chemistry is unreal!” (312k comments) Alara scrolled through her feed, her chest tightening. She wasn’t jealous of Scarlett—she knew how professional Ethan was and how close they were as friends. But the overwhelming fan response planted seeds of doubt in her mind.

Georgina Baker is an average teenager who often goes unnoticed. However, Georgina falls for the mysterious newcomer, Elijah Wilder, her life changes for the better.

A little girl wakes up in an unknown place. Not remembering her identity, she goes through a journey in search for answers. But as she goes deeper into her past and to who she is, things gradually take a turn. "Who am i? What have i done?" UPDATES EVERY SUNDAY.

Title: "The Creator Goes on a Journey to Explore the Narrative That He Has Created" **Synopsis**: In a realm beyond all known concepts, where even the idea of existence and non-existence holds no sway, the Creator tirelessly brings forth infinite, infinitely uncountable narratives. Detached from the stories He has crafted, the Creator sends forth an Avatar, Takayama Shinzui, to explore and observe the first narrative He has chosen. This narrative, a complex structure of layers—Sub-Narrative, Border, and Entirety—houses countless worlds, each with its unique story, conflicts, and resolutions. Takayama Shinzui, an embodiment of the Creator's essence, descends into the narrative as a quiet observer. His presence, regal and mysterious, transcends all entities within the narrative, including the powerful Outer Gods and the foundational forces of the Lowest Plane of Existence. In the midst of a modern-day Japan contained within the Plane of Zero, Shinzui navigates a world filled with ordinary human life, masking his extraordinary nature. He enrolls in a prestigious high school, all the while maintaining his role as a non-interventionist observer. As Shinzui immerses himself in the intricacies of human experience, the boundaries between observer and participant blur, and the true nature of the Creator's narratives begins to unfold. Shinzui's journey explores the tension between predetermination and free will, the power of non-intervention, and the profound mysteries that lie at the heart of creation itself. ---