Goofy Goes Goofy

In the Kingdom of Lumera, every royal child is bound to a spirit of light—every child except Prince Kaelion. At sixteen, Kaelion’s Spiritbond Ceremony goes horribly wrong. Instead of a noble phoenix or sun griffon, he awakens Umbrix—a forbidden spirit erased from history, born of chaos, shadow, and memory. Declared a danger to the crown, Kaelion is exiled, humiliated before the entire court… and thrown from the Solar Spire to die. Unfortunately for them, he survives. Now living in the untamed wilds, Kaelion—goofy, stubborn, and hiding more pain than he lets on—must learn to control the ancient power he never asked for. With a sarcastic shadow serpent living in his soul and a group of unlikely allies at his side, Kaelion begins uncovering the truth behind his bond... and the lie his kingdom was built upon. But the deeper he digs, the more dangerous it gets—because his Spirit isn't just powerful. It’s hungry. “They thought I was the weakest prince. They should’ve let me die.”

Rex Draco was a Demonic Dragon that lived for centuries from the Age of Demons until the Age of Monsters, fighting against the Hero's Party he was sealed. The link between his mind and body severed and his soul cast into another world. After gathering his fragments he sees himself bound by chains along with a strange deal, proposed by his former enemy. He would be unsealed and in exchange he would attend the academy where the Hero's descendant was enrolling and helping him in his journey to a new era. "Well, here we go again."

A cultivator with normal aptitude finally found a treasure that could change his life but to his disappointment, he could not directly benefit from it. *Warning* The MC of this story is goofy. If you are looking for a smart and serious MC, you will be disappointed. Also, my grammar is shit. If you receive brain damage after reading the first chapter, run. ----------- Upload Schedule: Monday-Friday. Weekend rest. ----------- 30 chapters ahead on Patreon, patreon.com/PotatoHero ----------- My ko-fi link is for those who want to support me. ko-fi.com/PotatoHero

Thirty-five rejections. That's how many times Manon's literary dreams have been slammed shut. But her sixteenth birthday unleashes something utterly unbelievable: a talking necklace with a magical agenda. To finally become the writer she's meant to be, Manon must dive headfirst into a series of strange missions, beginning with a romantic conquest. But just as she's wrapping her head around talking jewelry and unexpected crushes, a glamorous costume party turns into a nightmare. Kidnapped and facing a shadowy threat, Manon must unravel the secrets of her newfound magic before her story ends before it even truly begins.

Detective Lucas Ross solves a high-profile murder but is soon framed and hunted. Fleeing, he uncovers a vast conspiracy manipulating reality itself. Aided by mysterious figures yet constantly pursued, he pieces together fragments of a hidden truth. As danger escalates, Lucas must decide who to trust before the unseen forces erase him entirely.

Wes Walker is your average goofy, romantic college student—an otaku with a deep love for shooting games, fantasy RPGs, delicious food, and daydreams of epic adventures. One fateful evening, he stays late after class, only to stumble upon a mysterious door in the school hallway. Thinking it leads to the school grounds, Wes opens it… and steps straight into another world. Before he can even scream, a glowing screen appears before his eyes: "CLASS: MAGIC GUNSLINGER SELECTED." And just like that, his new life begins. Armed with two elemental revolvers—a sleek Black Revolver and a shining White Revolver—Wes is now the world’s first and only Magic Gunslinger. From that moment on, his days are filled with explosive battles, magical mayhem, and unforgettable encounters. On day one, he meets twin sisters who become his first companions. Together, they embark on a wild journey across this vibrant and dangerous new world—battling dragons, rescuing princesses, clashing with evil nobles, cultists, monsters, and even gods. From saving slaves to challenging knights in grand tournaments, Wes’s legend begins to grow. Though goofy and carefree outside of battle, in combat, Wes transforms into a cold, merciless battle junkie who lives for the thrill. Yet his charm, courage, and chaotic luck attract an ever-growing harem of powerful and diverse women—from commoners to royals, elves to beastkin, and even goddesses. With every bullet fired and every friend made, the name Wes Walker, the Magic Gunslinger, echoes louder across the land. Joining guilds, surviving political marriages, causing trouble wherever he goes, and somehow always ending up at the center of chaos—his life is one big mix of comedy, action, romance, and adventure. How will the story of the first-ever Magic Gunslinger unfold? One thing’s for sure: The legend is just beginning.

Samantha, 24 year old detective, is in a fix when her ex-bestfriend goes missing. The story goes through different stages of friendships, Misunderstandings, and betrayals...

Eliot, a fifteen-year-old boy, is about to be executed when he is suddenly summoned to become a hero of another world, but something goes very wrong from the very beginning.

Ren Aldric, a goofy, confident, and hardworking college student with a romantic streak, was living an ordinary life until he was suddenly transported to a fantasy world—alongside several other summoned heroes from Earth. Each hero was blessed with incredible powers and sky-high stats… except Ren. When Ren’s stats were revealed, they were abysmally low, and his only skill, Skill Copy, seemed like a joke. The kingdom’s royal family—kind, loving, and led by a beautiful princess—still believed in him from the start. But the other heroes and nobles mocked him, branding him the "Weakest Hero." However, Ren soon discovers that Skill Copy is far more powerful than anyone imagined. By touching others, he can instantly copy any skill they possess—whether it’s a powerful combat technique, a rare magical ability, or even forbidden legendary powers. While others look down on him, Ren quietly begins to amass an arsenal of abilities, becoming stronger with every encounter. Joining an adventuring guild, Ren embarks on a journey filled with action, danger, and intrigue. He faces off against corrupt nobles, jealous princes, dangerous monsters, and even other summoned heroes who see him as a threat. Along the way, he gathers a loyal group of friends and forms a growing harem of admirers, including commoners, fellow heroes, royalty, and even goddesses. Despite his growing legend, Ren remains true to himself—mixing romance and comedy with his wild adventures. From defeating ancient monsters to toppling corrupted gods, Ren’s name spreads across the land as the hero who started with nothing but grew to become a legend. How will Ren's story unfold as he travels the world, builds his legacy, and finds love and laughter along the way?

Myo Dae is an average salesman, who has a hobby of playing video games in his free time. The video game that's got him addicted is called "Eternal Realm", where he meets an annoying player called "miseoynn". Fun situations happen, where the both of them play for 3 years! But not everything will stay the same. What happens when the game you play becomes reality, where only a select few knows what the upcoming quests are? Better yet, you've received a special ability that no one else can see in your character file. Will Myo Dae be able to survive in a brutal world caused from the game he loves? ** Before Reading: If you are offended by the use of mythological deities or religion in any type of fiction, please do not read this novel as it includes the aspects listed above. Be warned for graphic depictions, we delve into serious topics. -- This story can also be viewed on the platform Royal Road.

A little girl gets a tiny injury and goes for help. The rest is history- I mean horror...

A 14 year old boy dies while talking to his bestfriend and is Reborn as system! God: youre a system now! feel free to do whatever while completing mission MC: Wheres my system? God: you are one! You're your own golden thigh! MC: (ノಠ益ಠ)ノ彡┻━┻ THAT'S NOT HOW IT GOES! ML: Come inside my house, Its full of oreos. MC: Then what are you waiting for? Bring me my oreos. ML: Yes, anything for you.

Ngesa a once rich heiress is dumped by her fiancee and her father ends up committing suicide after he goes bankrupt.she ends up at the Claw where she is deflowered by a mysterious man.she gives birth to triplets and goes back to the city in search of a job and ends up working for the CEO who is the same gigolo she thought is the father of her kids

The heavens and hell have united and every soul goes to the layer of Limbo, Which is divided into 14 cities, 7 of sins and 7 of virtue, Every soul goes to one of them, But one day a man named Zen comes, he didn't fit anywhere, afterall he was a neutral anomaly, one day he finds a job as Envoy, And now he goes around the cities to complete missions.

A book goes viral lending people the power to ascend to a new world while running their own normal ones. Charlie, anonymous teenager is set to be the catalyst that sparks the estranged journey of a city.

A boy goes through different dreams and discovers some things from there affect his reality

In a world where having an origin ability is essential for virtually everything Dongfan Yue goes against the odds to become the greatest in his generation and beyond.

In a world rampant with anthropomorphicism, colliders face each other in competition in order to determine who is softest. Who will win? Probably not the titular character, but hey, you never know. Marshfellow begins his quest to achieve 66 victories in a row at the very beginning of this story. Despite plenty of goofiness throughout, his epic quest to be one of the best unfolds in an exciting set of unpredictable matches.

alexander campion, a student versed in robotics and his professor are working on something revolutionary, but it all goes wrong suddenly, and alexander ends up in a place far from home.

A man goes broke and has the mafia chasing after him in a desperate attempt of getting money he robs the bank

A TEACHER GOES TO A HAUNTED SCHOOL BUT HE NEVER COMES BACK SO THE STUDENTS WANTED TO KNOW WHATS HAPPENING AND THEN>1 GO READ IT BOY.

As he goes for his first day of school, suddenly there's a earthquake. but that is just the first round. everyone will die in this disaster. what will happens next? ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

about a girl who goes on adventure

From learning a new language to venturing in new jobs, one thing always prevailed: resilience. Life obstacles testing our faith and patience, encouragement prevailed. These short stories each showed how life's testing you and how coming out triumphant made my confidence stronger. Hoping these stories helps you somehow inspire you to keep living and enjoying life. This is what makes life exciting.

Mateo goes to a school for the mythological. At a special event for the student body everything changes. Now he has to learn how to deal with a new found immortality while also learning about a new found sexuality and love. How will he cope? How will things turn out for him as he goes on?

The mesterios error occurred and it affects the multiversal level there is a man who created the game but it goes out of control

Waking up in a mysterious place with his memories jumbled up, Ash, who now goes by Ash Voidborn, finds himself in the possession of a system like status screen and mysterious new powers, he seeks to reunite with his new family. Expect a strong mc, not super overpowered at the start, but as the story goes on things will get more ridiculous Mc is not going to be a slave to the system

Report says some student from Malaysia gone missing as a unknown occurrence of a 'Vortex' was spotted at the top of the school they whereabout was still unknown..... Where are the student? what were they doing right now? get to know the adventure of the student and how they living on in here! Since this is my first Novel the grammar at the early chapter is really bad... Novel was helped by: ReadingRe Leth_6 Innocien Also no R18 until all character finally 18 years old so yeah.

Luna goes to a trip with a group of her friends. They are celebrating having finally become doctors. While the trip goes terribly wrong the only one to come back alive is Luna. From that day onward Luna never speaks again and goes to her village away from everything and everyone. The young detective Jonathan is assigned the case of Luna. Being new to the job they send him to find out the full truth of what happened during that trip. To do so he needs to communicate with Luna who is not willing to speak to no one. Will he be able to close the case or will he be too shocked of what he discovers……….

Levib, not a human, has lived for a few thousand years through sleeping, has been brought on Earth to give blessings.