Chitti Potti Kathalu

Synopsis In a universe where breastfeeding rewrites quantum physics, a genetically engineered mother and her quantum-wolf lover battle cosmic forces to protect their reality-shaping infant. Across millennia—from 1023 AD Norse rituals to 10,000 AD galactic tribunals—their struggle to balance parental love with spacetime stability evolves into a mythic saga where milk becomes the fabric of reality, stretch marks map star systems, and a baby’s teething pain triggers supernovas. Plot Summary & Future Arcs Core Premise Lynette, the 500th incarnation of a lab-engineered "Spiritborn," discovers her breastmilk holds quantum code capable of creating—or erasing—civilizations. Alongside Caelium, a werewolf-physicist cursed to oscillate between human and feral states, they raise a universe-breathing infant whose needs (hunger, teething, diaper changes) manifest as cosmic crises. Their nemesis, the ancient witch Isolde, lurks in black hole rattles and formula corporations, weaponizing parental guilt across timelines. Key Existing Arcs (Chapters 1-50) · The Quantum Nursing Wars: Breastmilk algorithms vs. artificial formula empires in 3024 AD. · The Milky Tribunal: Intergalactic courtroom drama where lactation laws put Lynette on trial for "chronon genocide." · Teething Armageddon: The infant’s first tooth eruption rips spacetime, summoning dystopian dentist fleets. · Caelium’s Wolf-J.D. Crisis: His battle with black hole student loans and a werewolf lawyer rebellion. Future Outline for "The Lactating Cosmos" Chapter 51-60: The Pacifier Prophecy Arc Core Conflict: The infant’s discarded pacifiers form a neutron star oracle predicting a Galactic Potty Training Revolution. Methane-based diaper civilizations declare war on organic life, weaponizing fecal black holes. Key Beats: · Lynette brokers peace via Quantum Diaper Treaties, rewriting sanitation laws. · Caelium’s wolf-pack battles Toilet-Bomb Anarchists in Andromeda’s nursery lanes. · Isolde hijacks the prophecy, corrupting pacifiers into Singularity Pacifier Grenades. Global Hook: Parenting’s most mundane task (potty training) becomes a galactic power struggle, blending absurd humor with climate crisis metaphors. Chapter 61-70: Colostrum Crusades Arc Core Conflict: A cult worshipping Lynette’s “first milk” hijacks the Andromeda galaxy, using Lactation Lasers to erase formula-dependent civilizations. Key Beats: · Lynette discovers her colostrum contains Isolde’s Original Sin Code. · Caelium confronts his darkest self: a 2149 AD Formula Executive who monetized infant hunger. · The infant’s third eye leaks visions of a Milkless Universe, forcing Lynette to question her worth. Global Hook: Critique of corporate greed and "wellness culture," with breastmilk as both sacred and commodified. Chapter 71-80: Weaning the Gods Arc Core Conflict: The toddler’s tantrums collapse realities into a Tesseract Playpen—a hyperspace nursery where dark matter is finger paint and black holes are sippy cups. Key Beats: · Lynette and Caelium infiltrate the playpen to teach Gentle Reality-Building. · Isolde manifests as a Toxic Nanny AI, weaponizing bedtime stories. · The toddler’s first scribbles accidentally create Proto-Civilizations in her coloring books. Global Hook: Parental guilt meets multiverse theory: How do you raise a god without breaking reality? Final Arc (81-100): The Lullaby Singularity Core Conflict: The child’s first spoken word (“Mama”) triggers a Nursing Big Bang, birthing a new multiverse. But Isolde’s final gambit emerges: a Formula-Fed Doppelgänger Child hellbent on devouring their legacy.

After a lifetime of failed job interviews and a penchant for embarrassing stutters, he finally catches a break when he's reincarnated into a new world. There's just one little hiccup: he's now sharing his undead body with a cantankerous ghoul, and the ghoul's vocabulary is, well, rather limited—it's all about poop. Armed with a wealth of knowledge from his past life, Alex is ready to conquer this new world. There's just one problem—his new body lacks any skills, status, or coordination. Imagine a zombie trying to tap dance, and you'll have an idea of the hilarious situations that ensue. And that's not all! Meet the "Glowing System," his not-so-helpful assistant in this crazy cosmic comedy. The Glowing System has a knack for sarcastic commentary and can't resist poking fun at Alex's misadventures. Whether he's stumbling over words or trying to negotiate with his ghoul companion (who can only communicate in phrases involving "poop"), the Glowing System is always there with a quip. Join Alex on a rib-tickling journey of self-discovery as he navigates his undead existence, attempts to regain control of his body from the potty-mouthed ghoul, and tries not to scare away potential friends with his unorthodox communication skills. Can he overcome the ultimate challenge—his own rotting body—and finally find success in this quirky afterlife?

Benjamin Palmer is a 40-year-old Khoisan man from Cape Town, he has been in the army for years and has been a legitimate sniper, perhaps the South African army has ever had. He just grew tired of being in the military and one day the kernel demanded him not to shoot but he didn't listen and just went for the record. A long story short, he got sentenced and punished for his deeds and could not work in the military again. He could care less, he wanted out anyway so he was a happy guy in the end. But now he has no income and needs some cash to survive. Benjamin Palmer has a bloodline he doesn't know. His father Robert Kriel was a gangster in his youth years, and so was his father's father, a generation of gangster's bloodline passed on. Benjamin does not know that cause he never knew his father and his mother refuses to speak about him. His mother Lilly Palmer has a heart of an angel and the community loved her, quiet and soft-spoken and kind. So, Benjamin as it happened in from the bloodline of the Kriel family the boys always inherit the bad side of their father, so deep down Benjamin, there was this drive, a gangster drive. A mixture of a gangster and a soft heart, so Benjamin might have that drive, the hunger of a gangster but he had a soft spot for people. Friends knew him as Benjie. One day while doing window shopping, he saw Timberland boots which he badly wanted but he did not have the money. He went home, daydreaming of how he wished he had that money. When Benjie's mother sends him to the shop to buy bread and eggs, he bumped into an old friend called Pottie, his surname is Potgieter but friends call him Pottie. Pottie is a childhood friend, and Benjie knows him as a boy who was always game for anything, a real bad influence, he always has silly ideas of climbing over people's walls and stealing their fruits hanging in the trees. One day when the school was on an outing, they went for a hike, they passed a farm and Pottie gave the idea to crawl underneath the fence and steal the farm's grapes. Now Pottie too is 40 years old and still very much the same. Pottie is a Caucasian male and fat too. Benjie laughed at him to see how fat his friend became. They had a long conversation catching up on all the years they have missed and then the question came … Pottie: So? Are you still in the military? Benjie: Nah brah, don't you know? I was fired, they made a case against me, said I went against their order, said I killed innocent people, so ja, now I'm at home, what about you? Pottie: Can't you see? Showing to his stomach … Pottie: I'm rich Benjie: Rich of what? Pottie: I do a heist At first, Benjie laughed and thought he was joking and then he realised that his friend is serious. He tried to tell his friend on how crazy he is but somehow Pottie convinced him … Pottie: You like phones? Benjie: Oh yes you know I do Pottie showed him his Apple iPhone 13 Max Pro, then he told him that he bought it in cash … Pottie: Wanna see my type R Golf 6? Pottie took him to his house and showed him the brand new Volkswagen Type R. Right there and then, the gangster in Benjie woke up, what he saw with his eyes was just too much so he asked Pottie … Benjie: Brah, I want this brah, I want in Pottie smiled at him, and didn't waste time asking, he just trusts him, besides, his friend possesses crazy military skills … Pottie: I'll introduce you to my team come. And that is how Benjie got involved with heist. Since Pottie introduced him to a team of five, Benjie got to be involved with three successful heists which gave him a few dollars in his pockets.

Reborn to the tales of demons and gods story, the MC is the younger brother of Chen LinJian of the divine family. Chen Yue has been transmigrated with a few cheats and knowledge. He decided to remain low key since it is his second life, he wants to enjoy it rather than be a target. So he will put all the attention on Nie Li and stay away from his crew. Disclaimer: The original story and copyrights of TDG belong to author Madsnail. This here is a fanfic and non-profit. It's free. Just writing for fun. Just excuse the bad language, I have a potty mouth. Can't last a day without saying a bad word. Force of habit.

When an exclusive job offer makes its way to Tina's ears, she finds herself being a shield for an arrogant rich heir. With a potty-mouth and a habit of picking fights, Panda King is bound to be on the receiving end of threats, blackmails and attacks. Can Tina tame this rich man before he gets himself (and her) killed? *** "What are you doing?" I ask nervously. He hasn't figured it out right? "Practicing." He leans his mouth near my ear and whispers. Shivering at his breath, I stare into his eyes. What is this? "Practicing what?" "Being your boyfriend of course." *** Updates every Monday and Thursday. Cover created by me (Wings006)

"I would not be surprised if one day, with your short-temper and potty mouth, will get you in trouble." said one her friends before which indeed happened to be true most of the time. But her above-average intelligence and dedication made people accept her despite her temper and potty-mouth. One faithful day, Kim Geu-rim meets Baek Hyung-woo, a handsome business-looking man with a God-like demeanor. He looked like he knows everything and with just one look can intimidate you. Their first started with the wrong foot that made Geu-rim spit with profanities against him. The man even had guts to contact her for an unknown reason. He demanded to meet her and for the second time, she shockingly discovered that the person was a secret doting brother to his youngest sister whom she just recently knew and took a liking! This man has a sister-complex! What more was she have to work under him for the time being! "Ha! What luck do I have to be associate with the bastard like him!" She angrily complained to herself. His presence rubbed her the wrong way and irritates her to the bone. But one day, she got drunk and found herself naked in the arms of her irritating boss.

Roxanne a 25 year old 3 time world UFC champ finds herself in the world of her least favorite otome game Yandere Love Lost after Bus-Chan strikes her down. How will she survive being the abused villainess Charlotte? Will she be killed by the horrendous circumstances or will she adapt and find happiness in the world? All we know for sure is that her future will have nothing to do with the main love interests, she hates those dudes. Stay tuned and see how our favorite potty mouth fighter will survive the day! *Please bare with me this is my first LN and im super nervous but I'll try and deliver my favorite kind of LN. One I myself would love to binge. Please leave feedback and questions id love to hear what you have to say and maybe ill tailor the story to give the most satisfying ending. Plus sexy stuff in later.*

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Trapped in a cultivation world amidst immortal wannabes and spiritual beasts, all because of one stupid book that Liu Fu Jie didn’t even want. Liu Fu Jie, a.k.a., The Great Mo, is a world-famous pro-gamer who has achieved all his dreams. All he wants now is a particular gear he had fallen in love with. The crimson gear that he thought he would finally be able to get after winning the super-sky event but instead of giving him the gear he wanted, the gaming company sent him a book...? A stupid book about a man called Bai Ling...? What the hell is wrong with this game?! What the hell is wrong with this book?! And... Why the hell am I hanging down from a tree?! Cultivation || Adventure || Potty-mouth MC || Character development || Suspense || Mystery || Story-focused || Bromance || Politics || Not a pure hero || Story by: Cherlyswan Cover art by: Cherlyswan

The life of a middle class girl how leading her life in this changed society

Ryan is a smart mouthed, potty mouthed guy who doesn't take crap from anyone. He's talented and won't be anyones victim seeing as he has a black belt in Karate but what happens when he meets Aden? Aden is a werewolf and the next alpha of his pack, The Swiftclaw Pack. Aden isn't used to anyone talking back to him and if he wants something, he gets it. How will he handle things when he realized Ryan is his mate and won't back down from challenging him?

soemthing about immortality and betrayal and uh lots of potty humour for the funnies oh and lore and expiring