Gollum Potato

The Jin Empire, one of the oldest and greatest empires witnessed by human civilization, especially during the reign of Emperor Jin Shi Roku, who enjoyed unparalleled intelligence and beast-like intuition, which allowed him to conclude the largest agreements and alliances witnessed in that era.... But wait a minute!... What's wrong with the emperor recently? He keeps looking for partners for his sons. This is the work of old women in hot springs... What happened to our emperor?! It has turned into...a matchmaker ?! ....ignoring his wives and trying to interfere with the going and the coming....Is this one of his secret plans to gain more power?!.....or perhaps signs of old age?...Of course, there's no way that his body was possessed by someone and their soul was transferred to a parrot?!....... right ?

In a world teetering on the edge of chaos, 21-year-old Elliot has a unique ability. Visions of the future. When he witnesses a cataclysmic event that turns the world to ash, he expects a meteor strike. Instead, monstrous beings— creatures with strange, colored blood—descend upon humanity. As Elliot navigates this terrifying new reality, he must unravel the mysteries of these creatures and the true nature of the world, where nothing is as it seems and the balance between good and evil hangs by a thread.

I just wanted to slurp my instant noodles and enjoy another trashy series, that’s all I was looking forward to. But instead, I got kidnapped. Then, I died. That's what I remember, at least. But hey, I didn't stay dead. Somehow, I got reincarnated into the body of a young master of the Rainbow Sect. The problem? He was your typical arrogant, spoiled young master. A guy with a ridiculously inflated ego who loved flaunting his power and wealth. So, yeah, not exactly a great deal for me. Instead of waiting for my inevitable doom, I decided to take matters into my own hands. I wasn't about to play the part of some arrogant, entitled brat. I wasn't going to fight other geniuses, and I sure as hell wasn't going to waste my time trying to reach the top in some ridiculous power struggle. Nope. I was done with that nonsense. So, I fled. I ran as far away as I could and found myself a nice, quiet life... cultivating herbs in the peace and solitude of my own little garden. Who needs to challenge the heavens when you can grow your own food in peace? Farming was where the real satisfaction was for me. Fighting, scheming, and trying to outsmart everyone? Not my thing. But growing the perfect batch of herbs? Now that was a true art. ---------------------- This is a slice-of-life series, where a lazy dude just wants to stay out of the power struggle. I ain't no pro or anything, and honestly, this is the first time I’ve written a novel. I'm also a potato, and not a gun owner, so English ain't my mother tongue. But don't worry, I went to school, and it wasn’t an art one.

a 3rd generation man Evan died of after being shoot got transported to a weird world full of challenges, Evan continued to grow stronger by facing many challenges allong the way.

Feng Suyin never thought she would lose her life and years of hard work on her wedding day. Adopted by the prestigious Feng family, she strived to prove herself a worthy member. However, who would have thought that her younger sister and her fiancé were secretly in love? It was only in the end that she realized that the person who truly loved her was the one she deemed as her academic rival for many years. After dying miserably in their hands and waking up one hundred days before her death, Feng Suyin vowed to prevent it from happening again. With her newfound knowledge, she was determined to protect herself from the betrayal that had led to her demise. As for Ji Yuzhe, who loved her secretly for many years… "How about we marry?" The blind man snapped his head towards Feng Suyin and glared at her, although he couldn't see her anymore. This woman had suddenly drunkenly barged into his home only to propose marriage. "You must be out of your mind." He said coldly. "Well, pardon me for asking. Your brother seems to like my sister more than me. He probably thinks I'm a potato." She shrugged. Ji Yuzhe pinched the bridge of his nose, feeling a headache coming his way. It didn't occur to him that Feng Suyin moved to his side, her face inching closer towards his, catching him off-guard. “I might be a potato, but at least I’ll be your sweet potato.”

Kerajaan Besar Yan ada di dunia di mana rasa hormat bisa didapatkan dengan kekuatan. Di Kerajaan Besar Yan terdapat 4 keluarga yang diakui di masyarakat. Di antara keempat itu, sebuah insiden di dalam keluarga Lin berakhir pada dibuangnya salah satu anggota keluarga, yang membuat keluarga barunya sendiri, berharap jika suatu hari akan diperhatikan kembali oleh keluarga Lin dan kembali bergabung.... Berasal dari keluarga Lin buangan, Lin Dong yang kala itu masih amat muda, hanya bisa melihat ayahnya yang dihajar dan dilumpuhkan dengan mudah oleh anggota keluarga Lin yang jenius, Lin Langtian. Dengan ayah yang depresi, kakek yang putus asa, dan keluarga yang menderita, sejak saat itu, Lin Dong bersumpah; bahwa dia akan membalas dendam pada orang yang telah mengambil segalanya dari keluarganya. Tanpa berbekal apapun selain tekad dan semangat, Lin Dong kemudian menemukan takdir yang lebih besar daripada yang dia bayangkan saat dia memungut jimat batu misterius....

[Military Fiction] [Light System] [Slice of Life] Back then, the fire service was still a branch of the military. Countless dreaming youths clutching steel guns were assigned to the firefighting forces that only used water guns and cannons. Fang Huai, a seasoned firefighter, has been reborn? Of course, he's out for money! Returning home, he found that even the camouflage bags from the Armed Forces Department had been brought back. ...... In an interview. Fang Huai points to the myriad of Military Merit Medals on his chest. "Each Military Merit Medal represents a step of my progress." The reporter nods, "I understand the thrill of being rewarded, I was a soldier too!" Fang Huai laughs and shakes his head: "No, you really don't understand." ...... This is a story about a military unit, but also a story about life.

Di tempat di mana magik tidak wujud. Di tempat di mana orang kuat membuat peraturan dan yang lemah harus mematuhi. Di tempat penuh dengan harta karun dan kecantikan yang menggoda, namun penuh dengan bahaya yang tidak dapat dijangka. Tiga tahun yang lalu, Xiao Yan yang mempunyai bakat istimewa yang tidak pernah dijumpai selama berdekad-dekad, tiba-tiba hilang semuanya. Kuasanya... reputasinya, serta janji terhadap ibunya. Apa yang menyebabkan dia kehilangan kuasanya? Dan mengapa tunangnya tiba-tiba muncul di kediaman dia?

When 2 worlds collide, and meet right in the middle. A detective and a smart CEO. Who knew they would be perfect for each other? Emilia and Alexis surely didn't know.....

[WSA Entry] Priv Tiers low cost this month!!! Up to 15 Chapters! Let us get the 1000 unlocks! James, a bored supermarket worker who loves reading cultivation novels, dies in a car accident and gets reincarnated into the body of Tian Li, a talentless cultivator from the Cloud Sect. Unhappy with his new life, he decides to leave the sect and pursue his dream of starting a farm. Along the way, he makes friends with a big toad named Big. T and finds a cheap house in a remote village. However, he soon realizes that his peaceful life is not as simple as he thought. He will have to face dangers and mysteries that will challenge his beliefs and test his courage. Will he be able to follow his own path in a world where power is everything? Find out in this hilarious and heartwarming cultivation novel! All of that with the help of his incredible System! [Spiritual Farming System] A potato Tian Li plants becomes a rare 100 Year Old Potato, which increases cultivation! The animals Tian Li takes care of became Spiritual Beasts, and even the fish he fishes were rare golden carps! ~~~~ The Slice of Life will truly start after he leaves his sect the second time, and makes his own sect. It will also start the kingdom building aspect. Also, he might become dark in the future for some reasons related to his cultivation and his demonic energy!

"Wait!” She nearly screamed. “Let me make a phone call. I’m allowed to make a phone call, aren’t I?” The officer’s smile widened, "And who, if I might ask, do you intend to call?” She asked, although she had a good guess who that person was. “My uncle. William Taylor.” Emma replied with a smirk. This was the first time she would ever boldly and somewhat proudly mentioned her wicked uncle’s name. The female officer’s face slowly opened wide in a smile. Then, she began to chuckle and every police officer in the station began to laugh as well. Within seconds, the whole station was reverberating in laughter. “Wh… what is… what is going on? What is so funny?” There could not have been a more confusing expression on Emma’s face. She felt stupid and left out at the same time. What was happening? “Oh baby girl.” One of the officers finally responded. “Just an hour before you woke up, your uncle William Taylor was here to file a theft and kidnap case against you. Apparently, you were being a spoiled, rebellious brat and were trying to prove a point. You stole a car, invited poor Caroline out, got drunk together and ran into the pole that turned the sole heir of a multi-billion company into mashed potatoes.” Emma’s mouth opened wide. She closed it and swallowed hard. She sighed as tears streamed down her face. In the wake of that tragedy, Emma Taylor's life takes a dark turn when her uncle's betrayal lands her in the clutches of billionaire Daniel Stone. With her father's company hanging by a thread, Emma becomes a pawn in Daniel's game of power and deception. Was this going to be the end of her?

Is it too much to ask for something magical, something extraordinary, something out of this world? Being raised in a conservative family regarding relationships, and in a society where fear is prevalent everywhere, I went from a kid who used to dream about doing everything alone, traveling, going on hikes and adventures, starting business ventures, to a young adult who wishes, even prays desperately for a prince, her soulmate who could make her feel secure, who could fulfill her fantasies, as she realized how impossible they have become. Sometimes I wonder maybe I am creating these invisible boundaries for myself, and I just need to break them, while other times it’s the society and my family. And I cannot break those barriers without consequences. There is so much I want and I don’t know how to get it. There's so much I want to experience, and I keep stopping myself from the ridiculous reasoning such as it's raining, to a few realistic ones like I don’t have money or I have to save money. Honestly, I don’t know what to say. I want something, and I don’t know how or what it is.............................

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Axel Cruz is a Salesman in DL supermarket in the Philippines an otaku, and a reader of webnovels. He always nag about why he was born in a poor family and that he have a boring and repeating life. He always dreams of being reincarnated to another world or be born with talent that nobody have like what fantasy books and novel character always have and as if giving him that opportunity a God descended and said that they will despair and bear a life with endless fear yet the God have certain mercy and gave them something to resist and that was the birth of "Awakening and Skill system(God eyes)" This is a story of a being who wants to rise into something that no one can reach with the help of his skill "Fantasy Manifestation".

In a hidden dimension, older and wilder than our own, an ancient power plays games with fate and destiny. Bored with endless eons of lonely cultivation, this entity has become obsessed with manipulating mortals as they struggle with love, betrayal, and trifling squabbles. But when a mortal dies, an insignificant action brings about an irreversible change. On Earth, Sith lived a monotonous life. Days bled into nights, no goal in life, except the unattainable Hailey Constantine. His pathetic simping reached legendary proportions, finally causing his death in the name of love. His reward? A swift death and a voice ringing in his now formless mind: "Hidden Mission Completed: Die for Love. Welcome to the Simping System. Objective: Become the Playboy Supreme." Now, armed with mysterious powers and an even more confusing system, he must navigate this new world. Ancient powers, supreme bloodlines, arcane lands, and the relentless pursuit of love (or is it lust?) await. One misstep, and he risks becoming a pawn in a vast universal game. It seems his old simping ways might have inadvertently prepared him for a much greater battle: survival in a world where the gods themselves are a little bit petty.

Romance, Comedy-drama. “Are you trying to resist my charm, sugarplum? ” he smirked and took a step close to her, cornering her near the staircase. “You are just too full of yourself, cupcake.” She said with a smug smile. “Oh, so you mean that you're not affected by all this hotness?” He said. She tsked and circled her hands around his neck and whispered. “Do you want me to be honest? You are really hot; as hot as smashed potato.” She smirked and pushed him and walked away with her head held high. Kitten has claws, eh! He thought to himself. Damien Ryder is a hot, arrogant, and ruthless business tycoon. He is nothing but pain is ass. But behind all this arrogance, there is a secret that Damien is hiding from everyone. A secret that is is painful at the same time his only healer. Vaidehi Aggarwal is a sweet girl next door, who lives with her big family in India. Sarcastic, Sweet, and clumsy Vaidehi is in a search of job and lands herself in New York, away from her family. What will happen when Ms. Sarcastic will stumble upon our hot arrogant Mr. Asshole? Romance will brew or they will strangle each other's neck? Cover credit- I don't own this cover. All the credit goes to the creator of this cover. ** Will be updated twice in week

Skeletons filled the warehouse with tomatoes and potatoes, death knights milked cows, vampires gnawed on watermelons, succubi were busy in the kitchen, and the Lich King was quietly licking ice cream...

Cent, short for Crescent, recently finds out that she is the daughter of the great demon, Beelzebub, when she got a pair of horns on her eighteenth birthday instead of a pair of skating shoes. She finally got her answer why she never once felt that she belonged, turns out, she is not entirely human. When her estranged dad came knocking to take her away from her wretched foster life, Cent grabs the opportunity to be with her only ‘living’ family. But, he is called the great demon for a reason. After disturbing her life, he drops her like a sack of potatoes in front of the gloomy gates of Transylvania Academy. Turns out, before her great demon dad can accept her, she still needs to prove herself worthy. Does she have what it takes to carry the privilege as an only child of a great demon? Does she have what it takes to be a monster?

It was said that before the Primal God came into existence, there was a being, created from the purest form of dark energy. This being was the embodiment of chaos and destruction! This being had many names, Darkness, Evil, Destroyer, Universe Ender... to name a few. But the one widely used was the Accidental God! But after the Primal God came into existence, he created the universe and fearing for its safety, from the influence of the Accidental God, created powerful warriors known as the Sentinial Soldier. With his Sentinial army, the Primal God defeated and imprisoned the Accidental God! But that was never the case, as the Accidental God had already escaped and made his way into the universe, forever haunting it with chaos! . . . PS, the Book cover isn't mine. Found it on Pinterest.

Bob was on a ski trip in the mountains. However, after getting caught up in an avalanche, he wakes up underground cave. He soon realises that he did not die and is still on Earth. The only issue? A talking magical cat has decided to bring him along to save the multiverse. Being forced to come along despite barely receiving any explanation as to what is going on, Bob figures out how to use magic and attempts to survive while discovering the truth behind all the nonsense that keeps happening. "Before you get ahead of yourself, you are not a chosen one or anything. You are just some guy I decided to bring along. That is all there is to it. Totally." Be warned this book is stupid.

On this day, everyone transmigrated to an alternate world within a single night and was all given their own territory. But outside their territories, countless monsters lurk in the jungles, they will obliterate any foreign species that they encounter. So, in order to survive, you must quickly build up your own territory and strengthen the defensive powers in your territory. Built powerful troops in order to fend against the invaders and conquer big enough territories. Jiang Chen was one of the transmigrators, but the territory that he had received was very small and had no soldiers inside capable of battle. Just then, he abruptly received a magical system — Plant Life System. As such, while the other players were leading farmers and going crazy chopping down plants in their territories, Jiang Chen quietly planted his potatoes. On the day when the potatoes matured, with a sudden loud boom, his potato…… exploded!

After waking up from their slumber, the entire world transmigrated to a parallel universe. Every adult automatically received a private plot of land, each of equal area. At the same time, a robotic female voice sounded. It told them that each person would be ranked and graded based on their farming process and harvest results. Then, they would receive their rewards or punishments accordingly. With that, humanity returned to the farming era. Li Tianxiang transmigrated over and awakened the Heavenly Market System. He discovered that his farm space was connected to other dimensions. This allowed him to bring in superior seeds, higher-leveled farming tools, and more powerful labor from other worlds…... As such, while others were still trying to cultivate their barren land, over a hundred orcs lumbered in Li Tianxiang’s farmland. While others were lugging over water from afar to water their saplings, Li Tianxiang was inviting the dark elves to help him dig the Moon Well. While others were building fences to increase the defense of their farmland, Li Tianxiang had planted rows upon rows of peashooters and potato mines. While others were struggling to expand their farmland, Li Tianxiang was sitting in his manor that spanned tens of thousands of acres.

"W-what are you doing?" Eli was shocked as she saw the handsome man, his upper body glistened in the morning light, drenched in sweat as he firmly held a massive axe. "Wife! Good morning! The wood is ready to keep you warm for the winter ahead!" The man proudly pointed towards the massive mountain of firewood he just finished chopping. “Heavens! Did you chop every tree in the whole forest?!” Eli felt her head ache. "We are still in the middle of spring!" -- She was a salary woman. For her, career was just the only way to survive in this cruel world. Being a housewife was far from reality as bills kept haunting her bank account. When she suffered a plane crash in one of her business trips, she dejectedly lamented not experiencing the simple joys women used to experience in her age. However, a young woman's soul came begging to her, to use her body in another world so that her unborn child could live. In exchange for continuing to live, the task was to give birth to the young woman's child and be the coolest mom evarrrrrr! --- A transmigration story. However, our protagonist Eli, has to transmigrate into a pregnant woman's body. Facing the woes of a pregnant single mother, while surviving in a world where magic and evil exist, will she even successfully go through motherhood as a single parent? ...or will she need to have a hubby by her side after all? -- This is my first work and only signed in webnovel. Please do not post it to other sites T_T thanks! -- Cover Art by talented Iris Enj Come give her some love in IG and FB @iris_enj (Iris Enj) Follow this auntie potato on instagram @randompotato21

I got reincarnated into a fantasy world. Where people don't seem to find anything wrong with my words. Hey shopkeeper can you give me some potatoes for free? Why? Because I am hungry. That makes sense here you go. What would happen now let us go on an adventure to find out.

In the year 2052, the world faced an apocalypse. Monsters ravaged the planet, and mana filled the earth, blessing all flora and fauna. Dungeons opened, and humanity was on the brink of destruction. Some humans started getting blessed with mysterious insignias—tattoos that held ferocious beasts inside them. Using the beasts, humans were able to turn the tide of battle and come out on top. The year 2253, human society had evolved and adapted to the new world. Humans blessed with the insignias were called ‘Tamers,’ and the stronger a Tamer was, the more influence they held in the world. Blake, an orphan living in the slums of Old Manhattan, was struggling to make a living in the world without an insignia when one day, he ended up dying in the hands of a money lender. Luke Wallace, a powerful man belonging to a world of swords and magic, ends up in Blake’s dead body. Will Luke—now Blake be able to survive in this new post-apocalyptic world? Will he be able to go back to his own world? Will he be able to wash up his past regrets and live a new life? __________________________ The story will be medium-paced, not too fast nor too slow, but the earlier parts may seem slow as I will take my time in setting up the world. It should be interesting, nonetheless. Even though there’s R18 in the tag, the smut part will come way later in the story, and so will the harem. Most of the R18 is for the gore inside the book. Luke Wallace is an old soul from a world of Emperors and Kings; expect his vocabulary to be a bit… old. __________________________ Extra Tags: Beast-Taming | Strong From Start | Overpowered MC | Romantic Subplot | Older-love Interests | Younger-love Interests | Enemy Becomes Lovers | Enemy Becomes Allies | Yandere | Scheming | Conspiracies | Comedy | Reincarnation | Transmigration | Action | Dungeons | Monsters | Late Kingdom Building | Multiple Worlds | Multiple Realms | Potato | Potato | Potato | __________________________ Yes, I own the cover.

Don't mind me. I'm just playing around with this tho, since I'm my bored, the rest of the chapter is going to be full of the word Potato or stuff I'm too lazy and also my grammar and spelling is trash