The Big Bang Theory Priya

The universe began not with a majestic "Big Bang," but with a rather undignified "Big Burp"—a cosmic indigestion that kicked off an era of relentless expansion and questionable decisions. From the jaded perspective of Old Man Quasar, a perpetually cynical black hole, to Bartholomew, a ridiculously self-important red giant obsessed with cosmic real estate, and Luna, a perpetually bored moon annoyed by everything, this is the story of a cosmos that's hilariously losing its way. Witness the universe's most dramatic events through the eyes (or gravitational fields) of its celestial inhabitants. There's the utterly chaotic Galactic HOA meeting, where everyone argues over stellar traffic and supernova etiquette. Then, there's the truly baffling rise of carbon-based life forms on a small blue planet called Terra—creatures so self-absorbed they invent "social media" and cause climate change, all while remaining blissfully unaware of the impending Big Crunch. As the universe slowly, inevitably, begins to retract, heading back to its primordial origins, our celestial cast places bets on humanity's pathetic demise. Will they notice the Crunch before it's too late, or will they be too busy posting selfies from the impending singularity? "A Big Bang: Lost" is a side-splitting, irreverent journey through cosmic history, where the universe's most profound events are just another punchline, and humanity's brief existence is the ultimate cosmic joke.

Rated 18,No NTR,op mc,lots of banging,hot milfs ,silfs and sexy elves and monsters, read along as we begin his journey Name: Zephyr Thorn Age: 21 Race: Half-Human, Half-Demon A rogue adventurer kicked out of the Royal Academy for seducing the Queen’s wife. He's cursed with an uncontrollable charm spell that makes mature women and supernatural beings crave him. System: Lust Ascension System — Every "conquest" upgrades his powers, charm, and unlocks new seductive abilities. Skills: [Pheromone Surge], [Pleasure Bind], [Lust Clone], [Multi-Layered Ecstasy] Goal: To lift the curse that keeps his body in constant heat… or embrace it and rise as the God of Lust. Note :Mc is going to unlock other system skills as he begins his journey to the west

Yueying ran out of the room to check on Gu Ni. Gu Ni was in the living room drinking tea. Lu Quing had instructed her to keep an eye on Yueying.

Song Huanyan had her fiancé stolen by her own cousin. Then, she drowned her sorrows in a bar... When she woke up, lying beside her was the younger brother of her former fiancé. "Consider last night's events as you paying off your brother's debt," Song Huanyan said. "What debt?" Yun Jianchen asked. Song Huanyan, "An emotional debt." Yun Jianchen, "..." Song Huanyan, "Ever heard the saying, 'A brother's debts are paid by his sibling'?" Yun Jianchen, "..."

Meng Qianqian, at the age of 15, married into the Lu Family to bring joy to the elderly matriarch. On the wedding night, urgent news arrived from the border that her husband had been commanded to go to war. Six months later, he tragically died at the hands of Beiliang soldiers. Five years later, the husband who had been presumed dead returned, and by his side was an ethereal mute woman named Wan'er. Lu Lingxiao said that Wan'er was the descendant of a loyal and righteous family, entirely different from her—a merchant girl reeking of copper coins. He claimed Wan'er was a true paragon of noble character. Lu Lingxiao also said that Wan'er was an eagle soaring in the heavens, while someone like her was nothing more than a fragile flower, unworthy of comparison. It was not until the land was broken, the city walls fell, and she wielded a Red Tassel Spear to crush countless soldiers that Lu Lingxiao realized he had misjudged her. She was not a delicate flower confined within the depths of the mansion; she was the fiercest west wind of Yumen Pass.

Introduction One: When Jiang Shouzhong finally resolved to help his wife vanquish demons and uphold the righteous path of the human world, he saw nothing but piles of white bones. Standing atop the battlefield of Asuras, the demoness was none other than his former wife. —— Introduction Two: Above the temple halls, beneath the rivers and lakes, where the world of humans and demons divide, along the righteous and evil paths, countless charismatic individuals weave lives full of fireworks, unable to exhaust the tales of snow, moon, wind, and flowers. Kings and generals, peddlers and pawnbrokers, scholars and swordsmen, fiends and phantoms, they are all but pages in a book—each of varying thickness, some with twists and turns, others dull and ordinary, filled with ups and downs, joy and sorrow, or a mix of good and evil, with causes and effects unending. And the book of Jiang Shouzhong's life is undoubtedly the most captivating of all. ——

Duke Jiu Qiansui, Du Gu Wu, was forced to marry the rejected woman Feng Bailin due to illness, causing an uproar in the court. The princes came to "congratulate": Although Feng Bailin is ugly, incompetent, and from a declining family, she does not fear his reputation of being a wife-killer and impotent, and even conveniently lets him be a cheap father. Worthy of congratulations. Du Gu Wu, thinking of the talentless, unattractive, and unvirtuous woman, coldly said: After one year, I will divorce. One year later, Du Gu Wu booked the largest restaurant in the world, invited friends to prepare for the divorce. Unexpectedly, the restaurant owner directly offered three days for free, saying it was to celebrate the divorce. When the first beauty who was mingling with heroes from all roads burped, she said: "You think I'm after his body, I just crave his imperial fortune." After Duke Jiu Qiansui was divorced, In the first month, a plague swept the whole city, and the medical deity appeared, it was actually Feng Bailin. In the second month, famine was everywhere in the country, the richest man provided disaster relief, once again it was Feng Bailin. In the third month, an alliance of nine dynasties besieged the city, and ten thousand beasts defended it, it was still Feng Bailin. In a certain month, Duke Jiu Qiansui traveled across the nine provinces and eight wildernesses to pursue his wife: Ancestor, please let me marry in. The two cute children said in unison: Father King, you have to wait in line!

The most beautiful old ancestor of the immortal sect, who lived for five thousand years, repeatedly broke the rules of immortality and was punished by the Heavenly Dao. Upon opening her eyes, she became the true daughter of the Xia family, who had been kidnapped into a mountain village as a child. She thought she would have to suffer through all the hardships of the human world, but who knew that when she woke up she was directly 14 years later, on the very day she was rescued— She wanted to run wild and be beautiful on her own, but her whole family pampered her to the heavens! Want to do scientific research? Three big brothers donate a research institute. Headache and cold? Powerful parents gather authoritative experts overnight, starting the examinations from cancer. Rumors in Capital City are never-ending: The Xia family's daughter is a spoiled and arrogant waste! The Xia family rose in defiance, but Xia Ye just laughed: I'll handle it myself. The foremost classic instrument of China, she made it casually 500 years ago. The ancient texts that students memorize until they're bald, necessary for the college entrance exam, were written by her 700 years ago in a drunken stupor. The world's seventh greatest unsolved mystery—a relic Sky Pit with a diameter of 7,300 meters—was created by her 1,000 years ago during a quarrel with Heavenly Dao. Everyone was waiting for her to show off and fail miserably, but the Xia family kept receiving calls from the Mutant Plant Association, metaphysics masters, supernatural organizations, cultural archaeology bureaus... "Has the old ancestor returned?" Later, Xia Ye ascended to the second spot on the global rich list. At the award ceremony, she raised an eyebrow: What happened to the divine retribution and punishment, it seems quite nourishing? By her side, the world's richest man, the Heavenly Emperor in a suit and shoes: How could I truly punish my own wife...

Tuan Muda Lu berkata, "Istriku tidak tahu apa-apa dan memiliki temperamen yang buruk. Lebih baik jangan membully dia." Gu Mang menonton diam-diam saat pria ini memperingatkan semua orang yang datang kepadanya. Tuan Muda Lu berkata, "Baca dengan benar. Bagaimana bisa mengingat apa pun jika kau membalik halaman begitu cepat?" Gu Mang mengambil buku lain dan membacanya dengan cepat. Tuan Muda Lu mengeluh, "Apa yang harus kulakukan saat kekasihku benci belajar?" Apa lagi yang bisa dia lakukan selain memanjakannya? Sampai suatu hari... "Tuan Muda, banyak universitas di ibu kota dan bahkan universitas top di luar negeri yang berebut agar Nyonya mendaftar!" "Tuan Muda, banyak pusat penelitian TCM yang bertengkar memperebutkan perekrutan Nyonya." "Tuan Muda, banyak firma hukum internasional ingin mempekerjakan Nyonya." "Tuan Muda, beberapa organisasi hacking terkemuka juga datang..." "Tuan Muda, banyak grup keuangan telah datang..." "Tuan Muda..." Untuk semua ini, Tuan Muda Lu berkata, "Sialan! Pergi dari sini!" Ya, istrinya adalah seorang jenius.

Alicia Quinn was an AV superstar and also a high-class courtesan who only dated billionaires and global elites. In secret, of course. They’d bark and howling just to have a wonderful night with her. On the outside, she appeared to be the happiest woman ever lived. Many women and men were jealous of all the wealth that she had after literally slaving herself in the industry since she graduated from the orphanage. She has everything that humans could ever wish for; money, multi million houses, luxury cars, you name it. But the truth is, she never felt real happiness, ever. Unbeknownst to anyone, she succumbed to severe depression. After nearly a decade of antidepressants abuse and a destructive lifestyle of drug use along with alcohol, something was developing inside her body until it was far too late to fix—Breast cancer. It was already at the fourth stage when she got diagnosed. She has no family, or even a close friend whom she could bequeath all of her wealth to. Knowing that death had knocked the door, she donated every penny, every asset under her name to the World Cancer Research Fund. Before she died, however, Alicia muttered her last words; “I wish, I could be reborn as a man, and fuck every hot chick in the world!” Due to her selfless act of donating all of her fortune, Goddess of Pleasure Lilithya granted her wish to live a second life. She offered Alicia multiple choice for her next life. However, she picked one particular choice which intrigued her the most. [Reborn as a Demon Queen; Pro: Absolute immunity to STDs, nearly infinite vitality and stamina, god-level strength, able to shoot lasers from the eyes, and so on. Cons: Being hunted by the hero’s party.] “It doesn't sound too bad. At least, I could live in freedom and do anything I wished for before the hero’s party cut my head off. A perfect ending for a sinner like me. Demon Queen it is then…” However, Goddess Lilithya knew her deepest desire. Just like that, Alicia has been reborn as a Demon Queen with a big D! Yes, you read it right my fellow men and women of culture. She became Demon Queen with a coxk. When push comes to shove, Alicia has no choice but to live with it. That said, will she be able to endure the endless cycle of arousal and constantly in heat while managing her Demon’s Kingdom?

After traveling through time, Lv Ming, the top star of the collapsed house, was bound to a system that makes him stronger by drinking. Since then, the entire domestic entertainment industry has gone crazy because of his appearance! —— Mushroom House. Mr. Huang quit his job and handed the task of cooking to Lv Ming. Thus, the biggest live broadcast accident in the history of domestic entertainment was born! Lv Ming, who was drunk and cooking, mistakenly cleaned the surface of the large intestine, and then stewed a pot of authentic nine-turn large intestine. Lv Ming: "I just kept part of its original taste on the basis of this dish..." That night, the ambulance packed the stars and went to the hospital for gastric lavage. Afterwards, the onlookers happily called this incident another #large intestine incident# that was popular all over the Internet after the #toxic bean incident#. … "Celebrity Agency" variety show live broadcast. [The guests will defend the clients as lawyers and strive for leniency. 】 Other guests: "My client is innocent!" Lv Ming: "Please listen, judge. We have sufficient alibi!" "That night, my client went out to commit an armed robbery and seized 50,000 yuan in cash. Later, he ran over the onlookers while driving away from the scene. Until eight o'clock in the morning, my client hid in the wilderness and dumped the body. The above testimony is enough to show that my client did not participate in this electric vehicle theft case!" Other guests: Do you want to hear what you are saying? Judge: Death penalty, execute immediately! Party: Maya, you are the living devil!

``` "Kemari, sayang!" "Tidak mau!" Apa yang harus dilakukan ketika istri marah? CEO kaya raya itu memberinya hadiah mewah tanpa henti setiap hari! Hari ini mobil mewah, besok mansion, lusa jet pribadi... Dalam sebuah wawancara media: "Apa hadiah termahal yang pernah Anda berikan pada istri Anda?" "Sejauh ini, anak kita!" "Anda memperlakukan istri Anda dengan baik sekali, pasti dia sangat mencintai Anda!" CEO tertawa percaya diri, "Tanpa ragu!" Sampai di rumah, istri yang manja melemparkan kontrak perceraian kepadanya, "Dongfang Yu, tanda tangani ini!" "Hai Xiaotang, yang kamu pikirkan hanya perceraian. Jangan kira aku tidak bisa mengatasi kamu!" CEO yang penuh amarah, mengatupkan tinju, "Sebuah papan cuci, sebuah sempoa, sebuah keyboard, sebuah durian...pilih salah satu!" "Durian!" CEO itu akhirnya berlutut di atas durian dengan dentuman! ```

You are stuck in an endless loops of time, with no way of getting forward or back. What would you do if you get stuck in someone else's timeline.

“Sex, Hot Sex, and More Hot, Unstoppable Sex! They want to ride me, squirt and make me punish them. That’s all these high-powered women in Tokyo crave. And who am I to say no when they offer it all to me with a cash reward attached to it?" Yuki Mori is a broke, 21-year-old college student drowning in hospital bills for his cancer-stricken sister—and gambling debts left in his name by his late father and his mother in the acute phase of Schizophrenia. Struggling to make ends meet, he stumbles across a high-paying job offer poster on the subway with flexible hours—“Private Servicing Assistant Needed.” Expecting nothing more than cleaning for a high-end fashion store, Yuki is thrilled when he lands the gig. But he couldn’t be more wrong. When Yuki meets Katashi Kurica, the stunning, 32-year-old CEO of Kurica Fashion House, he quickly learns that this isn’t just a job. Katashi is a powerful, seductive woman who doesn’t take no for an answer—and what she wants is him. Nervously, Yuki signs the contract, but it’s only when she calls him to her penthouse that the truth is revealed. “You’ll be servicing me. Not the floors.” For Yuki, a virgin with no experience in the ways of the world, the offer is shocking. But the pay is too good to refuse, and soon he finds himself caught in a web of desire, where his body becomes the price for her pleasure. As their encounters grow hotter, more intense, and undeniably addictive, Yuki discovers that this job is more than just an arrangement—it’s a journey into a world of seduction and erotic temptation. And Katashi isn’t the only one who has her eye on him. In a city where desire knows no bounds, Yuki’s life is about to change forever as he finds himself in the arms of many hottest, and most seductive MILFs of Tokyo.

Daisy Zane was the illegitimate daughter of the Miles family? She grew up in the countryside and never went to school? The Miles family even publicly declared that they would never acknowledge her? ... When Daisy Zane's true identity was exposed, the Miles family immediately prepared a banquet to welcome her back into the family. But Daisy Zane directly refused, saying, “Are you even worthy, Miles family?” ... Surprisingly, the third young master of the Imperial Capital fell in love with a wild girl who had never received an education. It was said that he doted on her, and she was the most precious thing to him. While the whole Imperial Capital was shocked, Lord Clark proudly said, “My wife is extraordinary.” ... Kevin Clark never believed in love at first sight until he met Daisy Zane... In the north, there was a beauty who captivated the country and the city with her devastating beauty... ** Daisy Zane loved wearing dresses, and later on... all of Kevin Clark's shirt buttons matched the colors of her dresses.

Chi Ai got transmigrated to a novel as a side character. Before Tranmisgration she was the top experimented ' Razer '. The side character Chi Ai was destined to die and is hated in the novel by her family. Chi Ai decides to change the fate of her and her family as well as her brothers who doted on her till the last breath of their life. But she never appreciated them and harm them resulting in being hated by them. She mocks those who call her untalented, well to all those she was a divine doctor, professional researcher, a world-famous hacker, and many more. She starts a business and becomes a legendary businesswoman. Her maternal family thinks she is after their 100 million yuan assets, sorry but her every single company has a minimum asset of 5 billion yuan. __________________________ Her Eldest Brother who is a famous doctor:" Whoever dares to touch my sister I will let them face my scalpel" Her Second Brother who is a famous technology genius: " If you dare to bully my sister, I will give you an electric shock" Her third brother who is a famous entertainment artist " My sister is sweet, don't bully or I will show you the power of my fans" Her Younger Sister who is a famous fashion designer: " Don't you dare to bully my sister or I will let you see the wrath of my scissors " Certain playful vicious second male lead " Hey sweetie, let's get married, I can't wait to tell the wolf eyeing you that you are mine" He glanced at her as if she was his little prey....... Chi Ai: Wait wasn't they supposed to hate her?........ Join the journey of our second viscous female lead, to know how she changes her fate and how she unravels mysteries about her. This is an original work. I will update the novel on Tuesday, Thursday, and Saturday. Stay tuned.

Sakolomé Killer man, or Sakolome Satsujin Otoko, is the story of a young boy who is deprived of the use of mana but who will strive with the help of physical energy to surpass his big brother, his journey will later lead to meetings with special beings who will literally change his life.

In a nation rotting from within, corruption runs deeper than blood. Crime is a daily ritual—unseen, unchecked. The law exists not to protect, but to punish the weak and silence the poor. The rich may wear the crown, but true power lies beneath the surface—in the shadows ruled by merciless gangs. Ruthless, invisible, and untouchable, these underworld syndicates control the streets like kings without thrones. Scattered across the land are hidden dens of crime—where loyalty is currency, and betrayal means death. Amid this chaos, four homeless brothers rise from nothing. Led by the fearless and cunning Ron, they carve a bloody path to power, forging the most feared gang the country has ever seen: The Legendary Notch Gang. Their journey is one of pain, fire, and brotherhood. From the gutter to the throne of the criminal world, they fight not just for survival—but for dominance. Enter their world. Witness the scars. And discover what it truly takes to rule the underworld.

After a huge fire that broke out at home, Yan Qixun had inexplicably regained memories of her past life as a scientist. Then, she realized her whole family had coincidentally regained memories of their past lives as well. After that, she found out her family members all used to be some big shot or another. Her father was the oldest mythical dragon, her mother was a deity, her oldest brother was a crown prince, her older sister was the best physician in history, her younger sister was a plant spirit, and her second brother was an immortal. This made Yan Qixun constantly feel like she did not belong among her family because of how insignificant she was in comparison. That was alright, though, because while her family was great at humbling others, they had to depend on her when it came to farming and building infrastructure. The scholar proclaims that she quite enjoys the life of a freeloader.

(Does a perfect being have the right to understand someone who is not? Would he be able to understand his suffering? his sorrows, his pains? why, why would a perfect being have the right to decide on someone who is not perfect by believing he can understand him!!) [Sakolomé killer man] follow the story of a young man who will have a fairly impressive career. Nb: (The novel begins with {not famous} prologues which classify some stories of key characters in the future, please hang on before the long-awaited moment) (⁠╥⁠﹏⁠╥⁠)

Tubo has always loved big, bold, beautiful granny panties — a symbol of her heritage, confidence, and unapologetic Black womanhood. But every time she opens her heart, the world tries to shrink her. Two boyfriends walk away because she refuses to tone down her style. A close friend betrays her trust, exposing her love for granny panties in a public scandal that haunts her at work and in her soul. Torn between shame and self-love, Tubo nearly burns her entire collection — and a part of herself — in a desperate attempt to fit in. But through pain and deep reflection, she rediscovers her power. Inspired by a powerful commercial celebrating real women unashamed of who they are, Tubo has a breakthrough: she’s done apologizing. Embracing her truth, she launches a blog sharing her journey of broken hearts, betrayal, and self-acceptance — proving that sometimes, the bravest thing you can do is wear your heart on your hips and love yourself out loud. This is a story about identity, healing, and the freedom that comes when you finally stop shrinking to make others comfortable.

[Mutual Pampering・No Misunderstandings] Having completed her mission as the Empress in Another World, Mu Lingyun was reborn back into her original world, still facing the plight of having nothing and being bullied by everyone. Mu Lingyun said, "No worries, let's sign in first." 【Sign-in successful, congratulations on obtaining a new identity: the lost young miss of one of the capital's four great families, the Rong Family】 So, Grandpa: Little Yunyun, the billion in the card is the New Year’s money Grandpa has saved for you over the years... Dad: Little Yunyun, you said you wanted to be a superstar when you grew up. Our family's entertainment company was created for you... to serve you alone... Mom: The jewelry they said you couldn't afford is made by Mom's company. Mom will transfer the company to you... Overbearing CEO Brother: Everyone who has bullied my sister, reflect on the edge of bankruptcy in silence! Top Influencer Second Brother: All who have badmouthed my sister, you're expelled from the fan club! Mu Lingyun: ...Why is it different from before? Forget it, let's sign in again to calm down a bit. 【Sign-in successful, congratulations on obtaining an additional identity: the beloved of the Crown Prince of the prominent, wealthy Ji Family】 Mu Lingyun: ...

[loveaftermarriage, powercouple, sweetlove] On her wedding day, she broke up with a scumbag and impulsively married a stranger on the spot. She had planned to divorce him the next day, but unexpectedly, they began cohabiting. Despite his aloof appearance, he was actually considerate and clingy. He always cared for her and protected her from harm and bullies. Later, as she stared thoughtfully at the financial magazine, a revelation struck her: Why did the tycoon on the cover look so much like her husband? Moreover, he claimed they were childhood sweethearts, but why did she have no memory of it?

WARNING: THIS STORY CONTAINS EXPLICIT SMUT, STRONG LANGUAGE, VIOLENCE, DARK THEMES, AND MATURE CONTENT. IT INVOLVES MAFIA-RELATED ACTIVITIES, DOMINANCE, POWER PLAYS, AND ADULT SCENES THAT MAY BE TRIGGERING TO SOME READERS. RECOMMENDED FOR READERS 18+ ONLY. PROCEED WITH CAUTION. Esmery thought she would be heartbroken after catching her fiancé in bed with her own sister. Instead, she attended their engagement party with a smile, shocking everyone when she raised a toast to their betrayal. But beneath her calm exterior, she knew one thing-she needed to move on. A drunken night out leads her to a mysterious, dangerously powerful man. In her intoxicated haze, she vents about her scumbag fiancé, and to her surprise, the stranger offers a solution: Marry him. Without hesitation, she agrees. Waking up as the wife of Jayden-a cold, enigmatic business tycoon-Esmery realizes she's trapped in a marriage with a man she barely knows. Their union is built on convenience, not love, but as they navigate their new life together, undeniable tension and unexpected desire spark between them. Meanwhile, her ex-fiancé and sister's so-called perfect relationship isn't as smooth as they expected. The deeper Esmery gets entangled with Jayden, the more secrets come to light-ones that might just turn this impulsive marriage into something far more dangerous... and irresistible. Will Esmery and Jayden's marriage of convenience become something real, or will their pasts and hidden truths tear them apart?

In a world where reality is governed by the Cards of Destiny, an ancient energy called Flux fuels the Lights and the Monsters, two opposing forces born from the original creation. Each being is born with a unique affinity and can rise through the ranks to the mythical Rank 0, attained only by a forgotten legend. Ha Neul, a quiet young high school student, dies in a final battle against a traitor who has become a Rank 0 Monster. But in his final moments, a golden card appears between his fingers—a forgotten artifact capable of defying time. He awakens in his past body, carrying the memories of a ravaged future. At his side is Nero, a mysterious comrade and silent rival, reincarnation of the very first consciousness of the Flux. Together, they find themselves drawn into the Great Game, a hidden war between guilds, dungeons, and entities capable of distorting reality. But in this world where every card can decide life or death, the true rules have yet to be revealed.

A crew of an alien merchant ship finds a cryogenics capsule drifting through space, and soon discovers that inside the capsule is a being they have never seen before... a modified human, a clone. After this human saves their lives, they now commit to helping him find his home again. But this will not be easy, hidden forces and unrevealed secrets may destroy everything they know. I will be posting this story on RoyalRoad.com & webnovel.com & www.reddit.com/r/HFY & www.patreon.com with the same novel name!