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"A Villain is just someone whom the Hero failed to save at the end." [WSA ENTRY 2024] ________________________ 'Huh, I recognize this window.' A boy muttered staring at the interface in front of him. After being shot to death because of helping an old man, a teenager is brought to life by the Goddess of the Void, Zephyra. He is given the choice to reincarnate and kill the hero after he annihilates the Ghouls in the world of the very novel he loves. Torn between the choice to transmigrate or follow the flow of life and death, the boy chooses to take his second chance at life along with the power that is granted as a gift to him by the Goddess. As he traverses the world in the new body of Amon Ashford - a character who was never supposed to exist and his past unknown-, he has to use his knowledge of the future to the best of his ability. Will he follow the Goddess's orders or will he carve his own path? ___________________ Though this is my second novel, comments and suggestions would be greatly appreciated for me to improve!! Join the discord server for illustrations and much more: https://discord.gg/MqHVHHzfxu Please go check out my other novel: Coming Down From Olympus Thank you!!

Having romantic feelings for a friend is hard, especially when you both thought you're straight.

Reincarnation. Or rather... transmigration. Whatever it is, it wasn't something i ever thought i would be a victim of. But here i was... ... a villain in the very game i died playing. But... as though that wasn't enough. I am not even going to make it past the first arc. Scratch that. The very first day in the academy... ... that's the day i die.

I never thought that my life would take such a drastic turn. One moment, I was a regular high school student, and the next, I found myself in a completely different world. A world where animals ruled and humans were the outsiders. It all started when I had a near-death experience. The last thing I remembered was a blinding light, and then, I woke up in a forest. However, I wasn't myself anymore. I had been reincarnated as a small, fluffy rabbit. I couldn't believe it. I was now a mere prey animal, vulnerable to every predator in the forest. But I refused to let this be the end of me. I had always been a determined person, and I wasn't going to let this new body stop me. So, I started to observe the animals around me, learning their ways and techniques for survival. I learned how to be quick and agile, how to hide and camouflage myself, and most importantly, how to fight. I knew that if I wanted to survive in this world, I had to become stronger. And so, I set out on a journey to become the top predator in the forest. I challenged animals much bigger and stronger than me, using my wit and agility to defeat them. Slowly but surely, I started to climb up the food chain. As I became stronger, I also gained a new sense of respect and admiration from the other animals. They saw me as a survivor, a leader, and someone to be feared. I had gone from a weak and defenseless rabbit to a powerful and respected predator. But my journey didn't end there. I soon discovered that there was an ancient evil lurking in the forest. A dark force that wanted to bring darkness and destruction to the land. And I knew that it was up to me, the newly crowned top predator, to stop it. With the help of my animal friends, I embarked on a quest to defeat the evil and protect our home. It was a dangerous and challenging journey, but I was determined to see it through. And in the end, we were able to defeat the darkness and bring peace back to the forest. As I looked back on my journey, I realized that getting reincarnated into an animal was the best thing that ever happened to me. It had made me stronger, braver, and a true leader. And I couldn't wait to see what other adventures awaited me in this wild and wonderful animal world.

Bro! You wouldn’t believe this! Everything was normal. Me and my bros doing some mining for mana gems for that old sockethole, Somanda like we always do all day, everyday. Me, Fractures, Bonet, Mono-socket, Broadbone and the gang. Then from nowhere, that ungrateful sockethole, Somanda tries to END me! Can you believe that?! I mean, I have told some questionable stories about him caressing my skull affectionately and deeming me his prized undead, but no need to axe a skeleton for something like that, right? RIGHT?! I managed to escape through one of the most convenient and contrived get-aways in all of undead history, even managing to pull a bony one on the Lich bastard by stealing two of his seemingly important possessions which I find out later to be better than I thought they’d be! From there it’s a just a SPIRAL of boneshit left and right! I can’t catch a break! What’s with this atrocious luck, bro?! A voice speaks to me about how I have qualified for something about a something that’s supposedly something’s something! Then I find myself in a new world that reeks of life and gives my bones a disgusted rattle. Powerful beasts and men are at every turn, all lining up to be a huge pain in my PELVIS! GAAAAH! Jeez this is happening too fast! However, even while I’m in the thick of this, the one saving grace is that I got something worth while! A new path of power! I can NOT be an undead! I can be something better than both the Living and the Dead! Immune to the antics from both sides. Well... most of them! I’m no longer on the path for Undeath! Only Lifelessness awaits me! I’m the one who transcends reality in this tale! I am... SKULLIUS! And I’m not an UNDEAD! ...... [Author’s Answers To Popular Readers’ Questions] Q: (IHateArjuun77) -Hey author, is your book trash?- A: (Author) -Haha, screw you dear reader. The answer is NO. The story has elements of comedy, action, magic, adventure and Brutality. Like it gets really dark sometimes. There’s a comprehensive story with characters that I tried my damndest to NOT make generic on top of a cool power system that’s for the most part easy to understand. So its not trash. Q: (IFreakingHateArjuun56) -Hey author why is your first volume so slow paced and... trash?- A: (Author) -Haha. It’s how I designed the First Volume to be. It’s a fun setup that doesn’t focus on many things other than the MC’s mentality, powers and route of progression. The next volumes are normal paced, focusing on the world, the villains and general expansion but all while still retaining the book theme and fun experience- Q: (ShadeIsAPervert001) -Hey author, I instinctively sense that I’ll hate this book, when should I drop? A: (Author) -Is this the same reader?! Anyway, I’ll give a range. Read a minimum of the first 20 chapters to a max of up to chapter 44 before you decide on anything too rash. I’ll hunt down this reader! --- Discord: [ https://discord.gg/8hcraTjzE9 ]

After couple years apart two half brothers who are opposite to each other have to go through high school and realize the basically the same.

Hannah Walmer broke up with Michael Quinn because he was poor. Hannah and her new lover further humiliated Michael publicly. This left Michael devastated and heartbroken. He then considered taking his own life. But just as Michael was about to end his life, something unexpected happened. He discovered he possessed incredible abilities beyond his wildest imagination.

a blood man whom father is dead

Yan Minhui, now also Yan Qingshan, was an avid reader of The Path Of The Demon Lord, but when the book was ended, he forgot about it, and not once looked back. And then upon his death, he transmigrated as the scum teacher. But it was already too late; the villain had already committed all his crimes, and Yan Qingshan was left to bear the weight of his actions. And he couldn't even act like himself. But when he died again, it seems that some error has occurred; he has been sent back, but this time at a point where he can actually change something!

The apocalypse was alien made. But for what reason did those portals pop up, leading to strange realms filled with ferocious creatures and invaluable treasures? Those who dared to venture inside and survive were rewarded with powerful abilities, yet the chances were slim. But that was only the start - phase I of what would become a game for survival whose end and purpose was shrouded in mystery. Rose, who was brought back to life and time by an alien man, was set on surviving. Equipped with a strange alien device and memories of her past life she is out to change the future and possible save humankind - if she can make it. ************** Shameless words by the author ^^ ---> I would love to hear what you o mighty readers think about this story! Please leave me a review or comment! :D There is this strange phenomena of the more collection adds the story gets, the quicker I write! ;P

“Show me euphoria or let your happiness die!” Jacob Kyler whispers near Rosalia's ear making her disgusted and shocked. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Rosalia is caught between the two biggest rivals after they both fall for her. Henry Anderson and Rosalia love each other, but a problem arises when Jacob Kyler, a ruthless man, claims her as his girl. The rivalry between Henry and Jacob is long-standing, and their competition becomes more intense over her. Rosalia goes on a date with Henry, where he proposes marriage, which she gladly accepts. To ensure that Jacob cannot interfere, they arrange their marriage in a different city, beyond his reach. Everything is going smoothly until one midnight Jacob Kyler shows up in her room and proposes her a condition. To maintain everything she has to come to a term with him and accept his term. Henry and Rosalia happily plan everything for their wedding, and finally, the big day arrives. With a sigh of relief, they proceed with the ceremony. Finally, the most anticipated day for Rosalia and Henry has arrived. Wearing her beautiful white wedding gown, she arrives at the hall, bringing joy to Henry’s heart. His heart races as he sees the love of his life standing in front of him. They finally embrace each other. With slow steps, she makes her way to him, and they stand face to face. A shy smile forms in the corner of her lips upon seeing him smile while looking at her. After reciting the vows, the pastor asks him, “Henry Anderson, do you take Rosalia Moore as your lawful wife?” “No, he doesn’t!” The guests in the hall are agitated as they hear a girl’s voice that has floated from the dead end of the hall.

Bullshit

Elianna is a regular employee at the Hunter Association, working in the administrative department. Her job is quite mundane—organizing reports, dealing with hunters' complaints, and scheduling dungeon clean-ups—until she meets the number one ranked hunter in an unexpected way.

What happens when an ordinary guy finds himself in the most extraordinary position? Meet Jake, a laid-back underachiever who suddenly wakes up in the body of the President of a quirky, chaotic nation! With a cabinet full of oddball advisors, a nation on the brink of hilarity, and a series of outrageous events spiraling out of control, Jake must navigate the treacherous waters of politics, diplomacy, and, of course, the constant barrage of memes. Armed with nothing but his offbeat sense of humor and a knack for bizarre solutions, Jake dives headfirst into a whirlwind of diplomatic disasters, celebrity antics, and mind-boggling conspiracies. As he tries to juggle international crises with a series of laugh-out-loud moments, he quickly discovers that leading a country is no joke—especially when his predecessors left behind a mountain of absurd problems.

Here is a collection of 30 witty stories about Habib, an Arab folk hero who has appeared under many names for hundreds of years. Each tale contains a twist, written to make you smile or laugh aloud with delight. A light touch, a flexible mind, and a bit of a perverse sense of humor are your tickets into this exotic, timeless world. It's a world of fun for the moment and giving better than you got, not of heavy psychology and serious moralizing. In this world of marvels and belief in marvels, whether the little guy wins or loses depends on how well he uses his wits. Sometimes cunning, sometimes credulous, Habib has a unique way of thinking that will enable you to see life in a new, wonder-filled way. Many of the stories convey moral lessons, while others offer pure amusement, bringing laughter either at Habib's cleverness or at his lack thereof. Be prepared for an entrancing journey into "one day," an adventure that will transport you far from your everyday life and sensibility, returning you to them with refreshed eyes and a lighter step. #Genius #humor #Adventure #System #Comedy#Fiction #Fantasy #humour #Humorous #funny #funnystoriesunlimited #funnystories #shortstories #wordplay #JokesRiddles #Jokes #Riddles #Punswordplay #Puns #African #Urban #Jokes #Dark #Middleeast #Bestsellers #Bestsellingbooks #Africanliterature #History #Comedy #Lightnovel #Rural #Shortstories #Easytoread

My name is Xia You, and I've found myself traversing a complex matrix of seven parallel Hokage worlds. The system has set a challenge: if I can unify all seven worlds, I’ll gain instant immortality and eternal life. The task is no easy feat, but thankfully, the rules can be bent in my favor. To start, I’ll take Senju Hashirama to witness Tobirama's death firsthand. I’ll show Madara the moment when Black Zetsu tore his heart from his chest. I’ll let a young Hiruzen see the fate he met at Orochimaru's hands. And I’ll make Minato watch how Naruto was shunned by the village.

Richard, a second generation who was not allowed to enjoy any of the affluent life imagine by the masses took hold of his destiny and rose against the most terrifying enemy ever "fate"

Alex did not expect that his girlfriend, with whom he had been in a relationship for 3 years, would invite him to a café under the pretext of wanting to discuss an important matter, only to find out that she was asking him to break up. This made him Opens [selection system] and since then, Alex's life has changed in unimaginable ways

Jason is an average high school student who is struggling to fit in and get good grades. One day, on his 16th birthday, he receives a mysterious gift - a watch that gives him access to the Supreme System. This system allows Jason to enhance his abilities, learn new skills instantly, and even manipulate aspects of reality. At first, Jason uses the system selfishly - to become popular at school, get perfect grades without trying, and live out his fantasies. But he soon realizes that with great power comes great responsibility. When a crisis strikes his town, Jason must decide whether to only use his powers for himself or to help others. He ultimately rises to become a hero, using the Supreme System for good. Through this experience, Jason not only saves his town but also learns important life lessons about using his talents wisely. In the end, the Supreme System doesn't define Jason - his choices and strength of character do. ---------------------------- This is my first Story; I hope you all like it. ------------------------- This is made by Ai. --------------------------- if you have suggestion then I would love to know.

Mathew and Jayden wake up with an unfamiliar environment there are armors and weapons beside them and they are not sure how did they ended up there, and this is where their journey starts by completing task, quest and maybe going for an adventure at the outside world. I want my novel to get deleted.

When everything's wrong with your life, and everyone in it keeps on making it worse, what do you do? Filled with Trauma to the brim, Jack decides to take the turn and do what we all wish we could do...

In a world where royales, power, and identities collide, Delina, the Crown Princess struggled the most. She is soon to be married to the General of their neighboring kingdom, Turindarth Kingdom. But with the officials trying to kill the royal members to rule the kingdom, Reinkiln Kingdom, and the mages practicing forbidden magic, the Dark Magic, would Delina be able to overcome and stand on her grounds? “Crown Princess,” Handell spoke amidst the chill of the snow, “Are you hiding something from me?” Delina merely tugged her lips upward. “What makes you think like that, General?” “How was it possible for someone to change within a short span of time?” Delina, who was staring at the falling snow, faced him and smirked. “There's nothing to hide. The snow falls, the weather changes, and the Royal Palace is in ruins. General, I have nothing to hide.” But was that the case? Delina, the wrong Crown Princess of the Reinkiln Kingdom, is hiding her identity!

Qin Xiaoguo was a successful chef working in the future era. A turn of fate brought her to the past, into a time of famine and uncertainty. Waking up one day, Qin Xiaoguo found herself face to face with a boy who acknowledged her as his mother. Having transmigrated from the year 3024 to 42 BC, Qin Xiaoguo had traveled across a three-millennium time leap to the past. She was transported to a destitute place, and also became mother to a hungry, skinny boy at the same time. Her only comfort to her new-found circumstances was a spatial ring that allowed her to transmigrate—giving her free access to food and other belongings from a different era. After years of raising her son singlehandedly, Qin Xiaoguo had a surprise visitor at her door. It was a man claiming to be her husband, requesting to stay the night. Out of confusion and pity, Qin Xiaoguo let the self-proclaimed father of her child into the house.

Sophia won a multi-million dollar jackpot, and her mother demanded that she financially support her brother. Sophia refused, but her brother crashed her car into a local hooligan. The family, not wanting the brother to go to jail, even suggested that Sophia marry the hooligan. They claimed that as a family, they shouldn't haggle over such matters!

So adam accoding to your karma- hold on who is adam, you are obvio- naah naah noope i am ron oh shit! you stupid goddesses! AN EPIC BATTLE OF A.I VS MAGIC hey why don't you save the world.

Amidst the chaotic war, as I fled into the forest, I encountered a little child.