Evangelion Shitpost

Evan G Swan es el miembro de la generación 26ta generación de la familia de la rama más ignorada del clan dracónico Midnight de dragones oscuros por lo que él era la parte más débil de una generación inexistente en el árbol familiar solo conocido por sus tia y su medio hermano / pseudo-primo que lo odian y es básicamente dependiente y criado por su padre. Vive en un pueblo alejado donde su vida cambia cuando él tenía 20 años conoció a Clarissa Sourfell. Aquella bruja quería aprovecharse de an para cumplir una profecía que implica que el sea usado como sacrificio para traer al dragón del apocalipsis Evangedon. Ése evento implica el despertar de la forma diaconice de Evan que es el dragón corrupto Evangelion.

In a crumbling realm of a long-dead immortal, in a forsaken corner of the universe, two souls cross paths. Xin is a burnout prodigy, living a solitary life as a hunter, until one day he sees his hometown levelled to the ground by a giant boar. Wu Lei is a street urchin, persevering through a lifetime of pain and abuse, forced into a criminal syndicate at a very young age. Talented cultivators, yet flawed and troubled humans — if the pair is to grow, they'll have to face what's inside. This is a dark, slow-burning tale of resilience and transformation. In a world where grand narratives are forged, not given, and shortcuts are carved, not found, Xin and Lei embark on a relentless journey of martial arts, cultivation and friendship, with its beautiful ups and painful downs. https://discord.gg/Nvj7yPJr4q - my discord. New chapters, a backlog of 130 plus less edited chapters, shitposting.

The husk of an old shell, this was the previous place of Final Boss of the Multiverse, but it was sadly move, left here to collect digital dust. So I decide to just write random stuff here, you can still see the Final Boss of the Multiverse chapters here but stop somewhere around 10+

Tower of Trials tempat dimana segala cerita dimulai. Tempat dimana mereka yang mencari kekayaan, kekuasaan dan kekuatan. Tempat terlahirnya legenda dan mitos. Nico seorang player yang berhasil menaiki Tower of Trials hingga lantai terakhir namun hal yang mengejutkan terjadi setelah Nico berhasil sampai dilantai terakhir dan muncul pesan dihadapan Nico. Membuka ending baru 'The One and Only' Tiba-tiba Nico terbangun ditubuhnya saat berumur 21 tahun sehari sebelum awal bencana terjadi. Kisah Nico menaiki untuk Tower of Trials untuk kedua kalinya, mencari jawaban atas kekosongan pada lantai terakhir.

Seo-yeon, a very innocent girl wakes up in another body, adapting quickly to the situation she grows up to be a very stunning girl. She thought she was prepared but.. "Sword Trap!" "KO-HPHEAL!" "MONSTER QUAKERITE!" Looking at the kids her age playing with cards on a very strange table yelling unfamiliar words with a blank face, she thought: W-Why is this world similar to a kids anime..? __ 2 Years Later: "The Silent Rangedueler!" "Demon Eyes Solanine!" The Headmaster Of South West Academy: "Master, let me prepare tea for you." The Evangelion, which consists of people who revere Seo-Yeon.. Seo-Yeon: *Spits Blood*

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Just some shitpost

can we hit a bunch of small children

So yeah, my name is Cas. And this is my book.

An Evangelion story taking place in NERV's second branch in Nevada, USA. The international entity NERV has branches all over the globe. While It's Japanese branch NERV-03 is fending off attacks from massive monsters known as angels, branch 02 in the middle of the Nevada desert is beginning it's own mission.

First Time Writing A Story So Constructive Criticism Is Welcomed ------------------------------------------------------------- Worlds He Will Go To: Fear and Hunger Danganronpa Initial d My Hero Academia Naruto One Piece Bleach Persona 5 Royal Stardew Valley Demon Slayer Cyberpunk 2077 + Cyberpunk: Egderunners Skyrim Undertale/Underverse HxH SCP G.O.W 2018 + The new God of War game Elden Ring Subnautica Dark souls The Forest Far cry Bioshock Fallout: New Vegas + Fallout 4 Project: Zomboid Minecraft Monster hunter Neon genesis evangelion I'm a spider, So what Tensura or That time I got reincarnated as a slime Hallow Knight The Witcher 3 GTA Yakuza 0 Toyko ghoul Toyko revengers Parry Jackson(know jackshit about this) NFS: Unbound Adventure time(Got inspired) Marvel A second life rankers return Record of Ragnarok Over Geared Jujutsu kaisen Took Some Inspiration From Grandpa Universe, Great Story Check It Out If You Haven't Already I Won't Drop This Adding More If I Feel Like It Updating When I want to (art is not mine) Holy shit that's a lot of fandoms that I'll will have to write

The Angels have come to destroy all mankind. Humanity, though half-dead in a poisoned Earth, managed to create gigantic machine-gods to fight them. And allowed a crazy, crazy boy to pilot one of them. NO ONE was prepared to handle the sheer level of conspiracy-crashing insanity the boy could bring. In a time when the whole world is on the verge of extinction, the only one who could find the narrow golden path to survival would become the Master of Mankind. Life, love, and giant robot battles! That is a man's romance! Or; Shinji Ikari finds a boxful of insanity and becomes even more unhinged than before. Somehow, this is A Good Thing. As the grim dark future melts into stark bleak present, upon a throne of tropes humanity might find the savior it so requires. [Crossover] [Epic] [Long] Updates weekdays M-W-F at 8:00 GMT - Disclaimer: Neon Genesis Evangelion is (c)Studio Gainax. Warhammer 40,000 is (c)The Games Workshop. All other properties copyright by their respective owners. This is a work of derivative fiction meant for non-profit purposes only.

Chen Tiannan, seorang penguasa Tiga Alam Dewa tewas di kepung 10 Kaisar Langit karena sebuah kitab legendaris yang menjadi perebutan semua orang. Namun, dia tidak membiarkan hal itu terjadi! Ia terluka parah dalam pertempuran itu, bahkan mungkin merenggut nyawanya kapan saja. Dengan kekuatan yang tersisa, Chen Tiannan mengutuk para Kaisar Langit yang masih hidup dan bersumpah akan membalaskan dendam ini suatu hari. Lihat bagaimana ia akan membalas dendam. Bunuh semua musuh! Lindungi gadis-gadis! Perbaiki kesalahan! Baca kelanjutannya!

tatsuya mikazuchi had always dreamed of being able to pilot his own mech be it a gundam a knightmare frame, hell even an evangelion was fine so long as he got to do it well in this world he finally gets his chance

Freud diagnoses you with penis problems! Presenting: -a low effort shitpost -a story set in Death -some drunken tirade -a collection of poorly written non-fiction works All bundled up in a shitty schedule, where the only consistency is its inconsistency. You can probably tell which ones are easier to write.

(On hold for reasons, still a nice intro to the vampires in main novel) Edgy vampires, but with a touch of comedy. Who the hell writes a dystopia like that!!!!! It ain't supposed to be fun! It's supposed to be dark! Dystopia is Greek for bad place! #It needs an elite group that enslaves the population! Okay you have that. #But what about limited resources hoarded by a few? Also got that ... #What about living conditions it needs to be... Ok you have that covered. #What about a forced worship of a god!? And you have that too. #Death games !? You can't have ,....you got that too.... #A deadly world where even going outside is .... Checks out. That...that .... it ain't a dystopia if there is comedy ! You just ...can't ! You can't !!!! #This author is a dumbass !! He calls himself a professional shitposter already? Either way don't read it ! This novel bad ! Real bad !

The protagonist was once a force enough to destroy the world when he’s younger, but now, he’s regressed to a day-to-day worker! How the hell did it end up like this? Follow our ugly, and annoying MC on his misadventures to the path of redemption! Well… I’m not forcing you… but maybe I can scam you by adding an annoying, rowdy cast! Tell me, aren't you enticed with that summary? Hmmm… no… who am I kidding… let me do it again… since that doesn’t sound too enticing... In a world where Superhumans are revered as saviors (and idols), our protagonist was once standing at the pinnacle. But that was when he’s younger. Now, he’s a forlorn part-timer working multiple jobs to make ends meet. He’s also out of shape, and doesn’t look the least bit like the world-beating Superhuman he once was. What happened here? Follow him… uhhh… I don’t have a name for him yet… in his misadventures towards the path to redemption! Even if he’s still armed with the ridiculous power of his youth, he still has to get his life together! Throw in a cast of misfit idiots with dumb powers, and his annoying tale is born! ~~~ I'm just a random gorilla studying in the city, shitposting is my daily hobby, but it seems like I've picked up another. Anyway, come one, come all, I'm selling my supply of bana— huh? No way!!! You won't get even a banana peel from me! If you can bear to take this virtually annoying ride with me, I welcome you. (Drop your stones, I like being stoned... OF COURSE I DON'T LIKE IT!!! I'm a collegiate gorilla, my mom will kill me by stoning!!!) Arigato?! Special thanks to plumber with a red hat. Cover is a free to use stock photo.

"Outer Heaven" The place where one can start a new life of Paradise. The world is suffering from a huge surge of suicides that are done in pursuit of a land called "Outer Heaven". According to a cult, if you place a brand on your arm and chant magic words, after dying you are transported to a new world of paradise. After losing his fiancé in a devastating catastrophe, Lucius, an arrogant man who had never known loss commits' suicide, transporting him to this new world. When he gets reincarnated as an Angel, he receives a strange system that Allows him to rival the god of Outer Heaven himself! But as he spends more and more time in this Sanguine Paradise he begins to question whether he truly has made it to heaven, and sets out on a journey to find the truth of this mysterious place. "Holder of the book of Revelations, the end times have come, what is your message of fate? Will you choose light or darkness?" "Quest completed!" "Access to the Evangelion system has been granted"

This is a story about a boy with a dream, and towards that dream, he had to face many struggles, problems and people to achieve it. The path paved towards that dream is one that is filled with things unimaginable. I will be changing some details from time to time from earlier chapters because I feel like I could explain some details better or grammar errors This is my first story, please leave your criticisms on the comments below, I also appreciate shitposting Chapter Posting: I would be posting 3-4 chapters a week but if the story picks up steam I might make it to 7 chapters a week. I really want the story to be an experience and not just a story

A few months after Ethan finds a mysterious and super powered watch that transforms him into aliens, he moves to Merridale, CA where he attends Horizon Arts & Culture to become part of the next generation to create cartoons. There he meets Terence, Hannibal, Alice and Nikki, and together they attend the same art school in hopes of pursuing their dreams and to achieve each other's life goals. While studying, Ethan uses the watch to either fight crime or to find solutions for his everyday problems. Whether he uses his aliens to save the day or just to write an essay, he'll get the job done with whoever he chooses in his arsenal! This series is based on Ben 10 and various other anime that includes the bizarre antics of FLCL, the school content of various other school anime (My Hero Academia, SNAFU), and the action packed and emotional story telling from Evangelion and SAO.

When a mysterious ritual transports a group of unsuspecting individuals to the world of Tamariea, they find themselves in the midst of a kingdom desperate for heroes. Among them is an unassuming hillbilly named Joshua, who, rather than being bewildered by his new surroundings, seems more interested in his moonshine and shotgun. As the kingdom's leaders try to rally the newcomers to their cause, Joshua's down-to-earth attitude and formidable weapon make him stand out. From confronting bandits to navigating the intricacies of a new world, Joshua's adventures are just beginning. But in a land filled with magic, knights, and otherworldly creatures, it's his shotgun and unique perspective that might just make the difference. ------------------------------------------------------ I came up with this idea while my buddy was playing Blade and Sorcery with a gun mod. He evaporated an axe wielder with a M97 and made a Kurt Kobain joke in a HillBilly accent Leading to this somewhat of a shitpost story of a well-educated Hill Billy blasting and drinking his way through another world. Thanks to my Buddy Atomic for the awesome Blurb and helping me with chapter 4 and other things. I decided to Re upload this from Wattpad to Here i take a while to get chapters out and i wanted to see if it would be popular in other sites.

Sayuri Lavinia, a typical nerd and in love with arts. She had been satisfied and contented with her 19 years of existence. Though she was neglected by her foster parents after not taking the course they wanted for her, she had no choice but to feed herself and earn money on her own. Since when she was 16, she already know that making her decisions on her own would anger her foster parents so she decided to run an errands. She is a scholar and a working student, aside from running some errands. Art and colors define her world. Meanwhile, here's Uriel Rafael Evangelion. His uncle and relatives were the one who took care of him after the tragic accident that happened to his family. He knew that the accident is not simple and clear. He knew that he was staying beside the culprit and was on the lion's lair and one wrong move, he will surely got his head off. He took BS in Administration in Marketing Management to show his support to his uncle, but under his sleeves, he had some plans to take down the lion by himself. If fate is really great, then if these two people who both suffers in tragedy, will they be able to comfort each other? If they were able to meet, are they going to collide? Or are these two people not meant to meet each other? Will they only cause pain and sufferings when they're together?