Lol Paranoia

A collection of usually one shots, with some having multiple parts. Written by an underworked-but-tired-anyways author lol

In the kingdom of Velithor, an empire once revered for its strength, King Solan’s descent into paranoia has cast a shadow over his once-glorious reign. As he isolates himself in the cold fortress of Drenhal Keep, whispers of rebellion grow, and noble houses plot to take the throne. But amidst these open tensions, a deeper threat lurks: the Veilbound, an ancient and secretive order, weave their influence across the kingdom, manipulating both the royal forces and the rebellion with sinister intent. Elara Dawnsworn, a skilled spy, infiltrates the court under the guise of diplomacy. Bound to the rebellion but wary of its leaders’ true intentions, Elara discovers that the Veilbound's mysterious leader, Seraphine the Weaver, aims to plunge Velithor into ruin, so the order can reshape the kingdom as they see fit. As alliances crumble, Elara forges a reluctant partnership with the exiled Prince Maric, who harbors his own dark secrets and ambitions. With war looming and betrayal on all sides, Elara must choose between her loyalty to the rebellion and the dangerous allure of power. In a kingdom torn apart by greed and vengeance, she faces an impossible task: expose the Veilbound’s plans and prevent Velithor from falling into eternal darkness. New Chapter every Monday at 6:30 AM EST

King Dimitri III, driven by paranoia and desperation, declared a massacre on the Ember clan because their ability to conjure Phantoms threatened his reign and influence as the monarchical ruler of Eldrador. Regardless of the Embers’ duty to only serve and protect, the righteous king Dimitri feared their rebellion and, thus, ordered their slaughter. Aaron Ember, a humble cobbler living on the outskirts of North Eldrador’s Capital, went into hiding with his family after the king's declaration. Alas! They were caught trying to run away. Aaron's Phantom conjuring ability was no match for the lightsword of the Voldarian soldiers. He and his family were mercilessly murdered. Aaron awakened with a powerful revenge system…. [Ding!! Vessel Reawakening, System binding complete!] [Vessel has gained the status: Rookie] [Congrats! You have been awarded the Requiem: A Retribution System] With the new system to guide his revenge, Aaron swore to annihilate the entire Royal bloodline and the Voldar clan. But what happens when his hunger for power subdues his thirst for revenge? All hail the Phantom Omega!!

Shun Kurosaki a normal highschool student suddenly got transported to another world of swords and magic with no hints at all. When he arrived he noticed a book right next to him and found out from the book that he became a summoner. Hearing that he got isekai'd a dream of every Otaku and Gamers he suddenly noticed a catch I his summoning "He can only summon League Of Legends Champions!" Follow Shun's journey in a world of fantasy and witness how he interacts with the champions from League of Legends credits to #Riot games League of legends team (Picture not mine. but the edit is mine. just saw it on Google. if the original artist saw this. pls tell me so that I can put the credit to you)

Ruben's life will quickly be turned upside down when his ex asks him for a favor... In the book: - Lemons Scenes - Insults - Harassment - Probably incest lol +18 in the title so not specified in the chapter names.

yeah don't read this, I made this story because I was bored and I needed credits LOL

Mia Fischer and her mother, Rosey, believed they were free from the shadow of Albert Fischer, Mia’s abusive billionaire father, after his supposed death. But when a cryptic message reveals that Albert is alive, Mia’s world shatters. Fear and paranoia take hold as Albert begins to send chilling threats targeting her and her family. Mia must face Albert, her fear, the anger she has repressed, and the strength she musters to protect herself and her loved ones. ---

My first work, will definitely have plot holes lol. 21st century guy gets transmigrated into a videogame series. He's not really smart, but he's not dumb as a rock either. He's a little bipolar when it comes to how he should act, flipping from being heroic to miserly back to heroic. The rest can be summed up so: kid becomes mage with the ability to blend in assassins creed style, but will use it for every purpose instead of just becoming a killer, goes to the academy.....

A young man of 18 years of age, He had enlisted in the Navy in hopes of becoming one of the best elite Snipers out there. But.........what life/fate had preordained for him, Was not a future he had never predicted. (I'm just writing this as if I was the main character, Just turn off your brain and enjoy the B.S lol. It's my first novel so yeah.) (Lots of narration as well) Chapter updates: Yeah don't expect a lot. Lmaoo

90 years ago, a huge portal appeared, bringing unknown creatures from another planet to our world. humans was able to use technology to fight back but, their weapons didn't work on them. Few years later humans awaken there abilities to fight back the monsters, they call themselves hunters. 90 years later my brothers awaken their ability but, it was the lowest, while I didn't have any ability. One day, on my 25 birthday the author appeared outta nowhere saying. That I'm going to die, So he use his, godly powers to download an app on my tablet. Next day, I woke up, I blow up a city up by accident. I didn't know, it was real, but the app that the Author put was legit...lol.... Now, I'm going to play out see what will happened. *********** Find out wants going on......

> “Assume nothing. Not assuming anything clears your eyes. The eyes of your mind. Understand that there is no conditioning that can prepare you for having coals branded into your eyes, being burnt to death, being raped, drowned, suffocated… repeatedly and endlessly.” > "Misfortune is a fact of nature acceptable to women, especially when it falls on other women." > "Human life holds no inherent value. Have you not realised this, child? Despite all you have witnessed? It possesses no intrinsic worth." > “Is that so? Then I will simply have to become the one who would stretch this boundary of frail morality veiled underneath a thick layer of hypocrisy and double standards." > “Because chaos is more organised than order itself. Exactly as you taught me” Torn between where to direct his life, Arthur Olvasen has to decide on a side——as quickly as possible, as the merger and the potential interracial war between Earth and Eden creeps eerily close——the Bad or the Worse. *********************** NOTE: The story is slow burn; in action, world building and as well as potential romance. Just like how things should be. LoL. Tag along with it. You won't regret it. The story is also available on RoyalRoad underneath the same username of Reprobate. ************************* Cover is drawn by Aphora. You can commission yours by contacting them on Instagram (_aphora_) or KoFi (https://ko-fi.com/aphora_illustrations). This story's co-author is Komrade. And is being edited by incezangwill. Big thanks to all of them.

Step 1: Find yourself an overpowered Awakener. Not just any Awakener, mind you; aim for the one who takes down bosses solo, preferably with a scowl. They’re the ticket to your hassle-free existence. Step 2: Power up your Awakener. Feed them, encourage them, and let them do all the XP grinding. The stronger they are, the safer you’ll be. Step 3: Marry the Awakener. Lock it down, officially. With this, your safety is practically guaranteed. Step 4: Relax and let the Awakener handle the world’s chaos. You’re now free to enjoy your easy, drama-free life. (Well, mostly.) --- P.S. 1. Steps 2 and 3 are totally interchangeable—or combine them. It worked for me. 2. Forget heroes; look for the anti-hero. The selfish ones, villains? That’s where your real safety lies. 3. You may need to deal with some light trauma cleanup now and then, but it’s no biggie. 4. Not foolproof, but hey, it worked for me! *** Lol it's romance okay, no fight scenes, no system interface cause I'm too lazy to do that research, just romance a hot man,hot woman and some smut here. And a plot.

deepwoken playing with chinese lol 遊戲同人小說

Synopsis: Fu Yue suffered a hand injury and could no longer play in the competition but he never thought that the day his e-sport career ended, his life as well also came to a stop. However, the next thing he knew was that he somehow crossed into another world. Everything was fine, he no longer had a hand injury, his new family was also very nice just that... Why does he have to be an Omega?! Anyways, after some time passed Fu Yue came to accept the reality. He is a man who chases after a career, not love so Omega or whatever it means nothing to him! Filled with determination, Fu Yue decided to focus on returning to the e-sport industry. As luck has it, he found a very good pro player who shared the same mind as him in the game. Fu Yue then joined his team to become the new starting Mid Laner. Fu Yue, " Captain Wei, one more round!" Wei Chen," Mm." Some time later after getting together... Fu Yue, " Captain Wei, I-" Wei Chen, " Mm? One more round? Okay." The game in the story will be using League Of Legends (LOL), a MOBA game as a reference. This is an original novel so inevitably there will be a lot of errors. The cover is drawn by @Pineapplrr

"Better to have and not need than to need and not have." Sky Ishiyama is a nerd with Photographic Memory who after the bumps and turns in his life, turned to be a Doomsday Prepper. The story takes place in our world where our MC was diving through the Dark Web just for fun and discovered something that could only be found in books, movies, novels, manga, anime, or games. Zombies, Walkers, Freaks, Infected, Biters, or whatever you may call them. They're fucking real. Ever wondered what you could do in a zombie apocalypse where you actually know what you're doing? Actually surviving properly while preventing stupid deaths? Doing what is right and necessary? Or better yet, actually doing what you shout in the monitor when you're watching a film? Our MC is coupled with the knowledge of not just fighting z's but actually surviving by securing his home, finding allies, scavenging for supplies, building a community and so much more. If you could, kindly like the tags I've put up and it would be huge, huge help for me, thanks in advance! Also, a comment, a review, or even a vote of a single power stone would help me out a lot! Thanks again! Disclaimer: All of the names and places mentioned in this novel are fictional and any relation to people IRL is purely coincidental. Discord Server Link: https://discord.gg/3JstDAV (It's just something I created for fun and random chatting with people that want to discuss more about zombie things and other random stuff. It's created on 16/07/20 so it's fairly new and nothing much is in there lol Anyway, everyone is free to drop by and spend a few minutes to pass the time.) My Discord: Sky2316#9623

A stupid story where 2 brothers can't get along lol. ohh and power....

Disclaimer: I don't own naruto. This story is purely out of my mind. I may not have the greatest mind but I would like to also share my thoughts. New cover is also not mine. Just uploaded it to properly remind myself how MC looks. Just minus the tatoo LOL ----------------------------------------------------------------- Our MC woke up one day to realize he is in the world of naruto. With no idea how he got there and no cheat or system to assist him. Will our MC be able to at least live in this world? curious? then read it. Not good enough? You're welcome to drop. This is just a product of my thoughts of what a fanfic would be in my own mind. And this is the first one I've worked on too. All kinds of review are welcome. Have a good reading everyone! Peace out. As of 22/02/2022 This fanfic has ended. Thanks for all the power stones you have sent to me. As a beginner author, it was an awesome experience writing as I see people read my work even though I just began. Peace out,

" Ding... System:- Origin of Divinity System type:- Evil Technology:- Reality merging with unlimited guidance. Username:- Luke Whitestone Age: 34 years Race:- Brahnian Power:- Rule of Origin Rank:- Overlord Special info:- Husband of the primordial goddess Nyx. He had become a god via the power of Balance. Current tasks:- 1)Find the person who destroyed his brother's life. 2) Restore Nyx's power and memory. Fun fact about the user:- Even though he has the strength of an overlord rank, he is not strong enough to satisfy his wife. Lol." Luke closed and opened his eyes twice at the gold coloured holographic panel, which was floating before him. And after reading the last line of the panel, his facial expression got ugly. His forehead was full of bulged veins. " You...." ●●●● Want to read the rest? Then why the heck are you waiting?

Hi there, I’m Chen Mo, as you’ve already noticed from my name, I’m a main character profile, or at least that’s how it was supposed to be. For legal reasons, I won’t be disclosing my real name, I’m a typical corporate slave working 996 at a game development company. Although I hate it, its not all that bad, I hop on with my non-existent friends every now and then doing the usual stuff, yk, cranking 90s, getting the Ws(never) and reading some dogshit wuxia novels with negative translations but I still make it work. That was my life until I was transmigrated into the world of cultivation and took over my boy Chen Mo’s profile RIP lol. Chen Mo’s your typical MC profile, yk, has talent, then gets spiritual roots removed or whatever, engagement annulled, just the usual stuff. Anyway, enough about that, during my transmigration, I somehow got to keep my programmer job, don’t ask how idk either. To pay tribute to my boy Chen Mo for taking his account before he had his heaven defying opportunity to take revenge, I’ll build a sect for all MC profiles in the world. Your engagement got annulled? here’s a cultivation system, your sect got destroyed? here’s a god-level cultivation technique, your spiritual roots are broken? here’s some more.

Evil genius Bai Jingfei used to be a famous beauty know for her eccentricity. After transmigration she became known as a weak and cute loli to some, and a wild and crazy loli to others. Driven by money she picks up a husband for the dowry and doesn't know what to do with him. Rich Jianghu leader: Wife take me with you! Bai Jingfei: Shush vixen... You can't tempt me right now. Rich Jianghu leader: I'll carry your luggage for you? Bai Jingfei: Well... Bai Jingfei eventually has to allow said husband to tag along until she finally retires as the great loli leader. The book is mostly about a scientist loli who gets into stupid problems. My grammar is 10/10 but I haven't edited lol. It's very casual and both ML and FL readers should enjoy

Aurelia, a land divided into five empires—Carthage, Sunaria, Winteris, Skotos, and Verdantia—is oppressed with tension and history. Once ravaged by wolves, the land endured a devastating conflict known as the Great War, resulting in the defeat of the wolf threat and a fragile peace. In the aftermath, the five empires were established, each with its own sovereign ruler. The laws were overseen by the Council, ensuring the establishment and preservation of unity. However, lingering fear and superstition cloaked the land, particularly regarding Erythro – a Greek word meaning RED. The color that associated with curses and dark magic. According to an ancient prophecy, the appearance of a red-hooded girl heralds impending catastrophe and the rise of the Wolf King, the sworn enemy of humanity. This belief has instilled paranoia and mistrust among the people of the land, leading to the execution of individuals suspected of witchcraft. In Carthage, one of the empires, resides a girl adorned in a crimson robe—a figure of intrigue and suspicion. As rumors spread of her alleged connection to the Wolf King, the inhabitants of Carthage view her with suspicion and fear. Is she truly a witch conspiring with their enemies, or is she merely a pawn in a larger, more sinister game? The mystery surrounding the red-cloaked girl deepens as the empire wrestles with questions of power, loyalty, and the true nature of evil.

**Rep the Paranoiac Synopsis**: In a world where loneliness and the desire for attention are at an all-time high, Rep is an 18-year-old who feels invisible and ignored. Struggling with his paranoia and a deep yearning for recognition, he draws inspiration from infamous serial killers to finally stand out. As he embarks on a series of shocking crimes, Rep believes the fame he so desires is within his reach, spiraling into violence and despair. As his actions become increasingly audacious, he finds himself in an internal battle between his quest for notoriety and the consequences of his actions. After being captured by the police, Rep is taken to prison, where, isolated in a solitary cell, he confronts his own mind. In the climactic moment, as he looks at the shadow on the wall, Rep whispers "I found myself", revealing the complexity of his journey. "Rep the Paranoiac" is a psychological thriller that explores the limits of sanity, the search for identity and what it truly means to be recognized in a world that seems to forget those who need attention the most.

In a society where identity is a precarious balance between truth and illusion Darwin Asrael grapples with a unique curse: his skin, sensitive to the sun, binds him to the overlooked niches of the public. When he encounters his doppelgänger, Gabriel, He is unexpectedly introduced to the clandestine Hemlock organization. He becomes an unlikely detective, solving crimes as night descends, and leaving Gabriel to perform his role in daylight. But as Darwin investigates a series of chilling murders linked to a mysterious author who documents crime, he unveils layers of deception, drawing Darwin deeper into a web of intrigue where nothing is as it seems. As he follows into the trails of these narratives, he begins to doubt his own identity, realizing the stories may be more intertwined with his existence than he ever imagined. Trust erodes among allies, and paranoia looms large as he grapples with the possibility that anyone could be a version of himself. Darwin must decide how far he’s willing to go to differentiate himself from generations of murderers who transcended their existence by publishing anecdotes of their killings.

When Light and Darkness intertwine, Chaos emerges. Something both light and dark, neither good nor evil. A power that can destroy or create. Two twin princes are prophesized to become one and destroy their kingdom and then go on to wreak havoc upon the world. However, they know not for better or worse. Will they be able to overcome their fate? Or will the world be destroyed? You'll have to read to find out, lol:)

In the near future, the world is thrust into chaos as a series of unprecedented apocalyptic events unfold. The once-thriving metropolis of New Arcadia becomes the epicenter of a global catastrophe that shatters the boundaries of nature and science. The skies turn crimson, lightning dances with unnatural fury, and civilization teeters on the brink of collapse. "Ethan Walker", a dedicated environmental scientist, finds himself at the heart of this disaster. As the city crumbles around him, he discovers that his colleague, "Dr. Alex Turner", had been warning of such a crisis for years. Alex's research hinted at disruptions in the planet’s environmental balance, but no one took the warnings seriously—until now. With the city in ruins, Ethan teams up with "Mara Li", a former soldier with a sharp edge and a quick wit. Together, they seek refuge in an old, reinforced bunker—a relic from an era of Cold War paranoia. Inside the bunker, they find a map filled with cryptic symbols and red lines that seem to be connected to the unfolding disaster. As the storm outside intensifies, Ethan and Mara work to decipher the map and uncover the truth behind the apocalypse. They soon realize that the storm is not just a random natural phenomenon but a part of a larger, more sinister plan. Each symbol on the map represents a crucial area that could hold the key to stopping the catastrophe. The world outside remains a chaotic, ever-changing landscape, with each new season bringing fresh challenges and threats. Ethan and Mara must navigate a landscape devastated by unrelenting storms, harsh winters, scorching heat, and the emerging new life forms that threaten their survival. As they journey through the ruins of New Arcadia and beyond, they face not only environmental hazards but also rival factions vying for control of scarce resources. Along the way, they uncover hidden truths about the apocalypse and Ethan’s own role in the unfolding events. "Seasons of Ruin" is a gripping tale of survival, discovery, and resilience. It explores the consequences of humanity’s impact on the environment and the lengths to which individuals will go to protect what remains of their world. With each season bringing new obstacles and revelations, Ethan and Mara’s struggle becomes a fight for the very future of the planet.

Kang Zihan, the scum father and husband, returned home one evening with his mistress, Song Zhenruan, who was also his wife's half-sister. The couple shamelessly proclaimed their undying love before Song Zhenxin, Kang Zihan's wife of over six years, and Kang Yuanwei, their five-year-old son. Kang Zihan expected his wife and son to break down in tears upon being served the divorce papers, but Song Zhenxin unexpectedly was more than ready to sign! Kang Yuanwei : Dearest Mommy, I have a set of fountain pens with ten different colors. Please pick one to sign with. Song Zhenxin : Weiwei is most considerate! Let's use green, because we are about to start a new, separate life from your father! Kang Zihan : I want you out of my house as soon as you sign the papers! Weiyuan shall stay with me! Kang Yuanwei : Sorry Daddy, I am a principled man. I don't want to take after a scumbag like you. Dearest Mommy, will you please take me with you? Song Zhenxin : Of course! Weiwei can choose where we should go next~! --------- Update frequency : Once a week when author is not busy with other novels. When collection hits 1k, update will be twice a week whether or not author is busy LOL (⁠ ⁠ꈍ⁠ᴗ⁠ꈍ⁠) One extra chapter will be given for every 500 power stones at the end of the week. Remember to not think too much while reading and just enjoy the many, many faceslapping moments~

“Are you still going to run away?” “No, not anymore.” He loved her to the point of paranoia, a compulsion that penetrated his bones and was impossible to cure. “Babe, you can only smile at me.” “Babe, I’ll get you everything you like.” After getting revived, Qin Shu’s eyes were as bright as snow and she had high intelligence. She held on to her handsome and rich husband, refusing to let go, devoting herself to protecting and pampering him. She worked hard to become stronger so that she could stand shoulder to shoulder with him. Before her revival, Qin Shu believed the words of her younger sister. She hated him, blamed him, and devised a thousand ways to run away from him. Yet, he loved her deeply, pampered her with all his heart, and allowed her to behave atrociously.

What if a hunter from the wild west got reincarnated into the modern would that's exactly what this book is are mc is a man from the wild west well known in the supernatural world monsters feared him and hunters looked up to him and wanted to be him but sadly in the wild west there is always a faster hand and the man died when he did no one cared to speak his name after hell many spat on his name saying he wasn't anything even to this day there are legends of this man and his powerful equipment he crafted but his name was sadly lost to history we skip a few hundred years and the date is 2030 and the world has changed much especially the supernatural world many supernatural characters are part of the modern day many people don't know the dark side of this world and how it runs and they should be thankful to the vail for that if the vail didn't block and hide the supernatural many people would be shocked and scared of even walking out side especially in the big cities how would you like one day your life is perfectly normal your going to school or to your work laughing with your friends or talking to that hot coworker you like the next day you walk into your friend house and see them turn into a monster with fur and fangs or see your boss bitting that hot coworker neck and start sucking the blood out from her I bet you would be scared to leave your house to well that is if you got that far that is lol and just think if you die from one of these creatures and come face to face with a god like being offering you power and a second chance but enough of this old man's words you all better run off to your homes the sun is going down and we don't need any of you out at dark do we have fun with your school and remember don't talk to odd strangers or find out what that noise was if you go looking for trouble you will find it lol good know that there gone time to hunt. Author note: this book will have much gore and dark seens plus a lot of adult content if you don't like it don't go through the door to all those like me lets walk through this door and see where this dark path takes us but just in case get your holy symbols and silver bullets at the ready better to me safe then sorry right????:) I will be working on this book and one of my others so if I don't post every day I probably posted on my other one I have 5 other books I have started writing in but only 1 of them is really hitting off I hope this book will do the same let me know your thoughts and feel free to give me suggestions and ideas I may or may not us them plus hearing your thoughts could help me be a better writer thank you for trying my book and hope you have a great day but seriously do not open that door you hear knocking from even if you think you hear something in there lol

*Now revamping on Royal Road* Helen has a secret. One that only she and her family know of. A secret that haunts her nights and disturbs her dreams. Used and defiled in circumstances that bring her more terror than shame Helen now sees the world as a terrifying place. Locked away in her home and scared to set foot outside due to her paranoia Helen finds herself introduced to the first-ever VRMMORPG Creator Online. As a tool to try to get over her fear of humans, Helen agrees to play. But things are not as simple as it seems and Creator Online is not what is expected. When realities clash and worlds meet maybe a little paranoia can save the day. ************ 2chspters/day UPLOAD TIMES - 18:00 GMT

In a world whereby the Cataclysmic Descent began a thousand years ago. This follows the journey of a young boy by the name Einstein. Various mysteries sermed to surround Einstein. His parents sudden dissapearance 5 years ago, or is it the mysterious trial ground left behind by them. Or the various high level artifacts inherited by him. Yet Einstein wasn't able to make use of anyone of them. Why?? Simple...simply because he's a trash. Unable to awaken his mana spark unlike other Awakeners or mana cultivators. Despite possessing immense wealth, Einstein was destined to stay at the bottom of the food chain. Yet this changed on one fateful day. The day he completed the trial left behind by his parents, everything changed. Not only did he gain the unknown potion, he also fused with the mysterious and enigmatic being of the virtual world. Upon awakening, Einstein found out that not only had he became an awakener or cultivator...but he had become a supreme cultivator. Now empowered with an unknown talent that most could only dream of having, and with the aid of the enigmatic being later reavealed to be the Bio-Nanotech system. Einstein embarks on the path to grow stronger and uncover the hidden secrets behind the sudden dissapearance of his mom and dad.