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Nyx, Earth's former number one mercenary found himself on the end of his life failing to escape from a powerful criminal mastermind. However, fate seems to have another plan for him when he woke up in a completely different place, a place that he will eventually call home in the new world where strength makes one the biggest boss. [Welcome to the Universal Shop System!] [Detected that it is the first-time log-in. Reward: Random Gift Pack (5)] [Detected the user entering the Body Tempering Realm. Reward: Infinite Qi System] [Opened Random Gift Pack (5). Acquired True Transcendence Body Art (1). Acquired Primordial Nihility Transcendent Qi (1). Acquired Immortal Illusion Art (1). Acquired Grand Desolation Transcendent Body (1). Acquired Extreme Origin Transcendent Soul (1)] With an absurd system as his cheat, follow the young man's journey through the entirety as he gains his position as the one true peerless existence, the sole transcendent above all. Notes: The story will be pretty fast paced for the first few chapters in my opinion. R-18 parts probably will contain all sorts of plays, except extreme and dark ones. Harem includes incest, no yuri, and finally, no netorare. ---------- 2 chapters every day released @ 6:00 and 18:00 GMT+8 An additional chapter for every 150 power stones, as well as every 50 golden tickets, release every Monday @ 6:00 GMT +8

Little Joe In the enchanting kingdom of Tallindorie, Little Joe is a spirited boy from a humble farming family, living a life of simplicity and joy. Despite facing rejection due to his modest background, he remains blissfully unaware of the harsh realities of life. His days are filled with secret training sessions with his father, indulging in hearty meals, and earnestly trying to make friends. But everything changes after a fateful encounter at school. When Joe bravely saves the teenage children of a powerful baron, he not only earns their friendship but also receives a mysterious gift that alters the course of his life. Later, after much suffering, fate thrusts Joe into the spotlight, drawing the attention of the lords from neighboring cities who see in him the potential to become a local defender. However, Joe’s dreams reach far beyond the accolades of knighthood. He aspires to be a true hero, someone who can make his parents proud, uplift his small town of Dhaubania, and stand against the corruption and injustices that plague the nobility in the kingdom of Tallindorie. Meanwhile, in the real world, Lowo N'air, a young orphan, is caught in the web of two scientists with dark ambitions. One is a pharmaceutical magnate seeking the perfect herb to create an innovative medicine, while the other is a portal technology developer searching for new worlds to conquer. Both seek the power to reshape reality, but their pursuits risk plunging the world into chaos. Fate takes an unexpected twist with the arrival of SIME, a System of Intelligent Multiple Choices. Due to a critical error, the system distorts the characters' desires in unimaginable ways. Little Joe, who once dreamed of becoming the greatest fighter, finds himself connected to a bugged system that strips him of all his abilities, leaving him at the lowest level of degradation, and only grants him insanely useless skills as rewards. As if that weren't enough, Joe also suffers from the bizarre ability to lay golden eggs—a power that brings him wealth but at the cost of his dignity. On the other hand, Lowo N'air, who longed for riches, is granted the potential to become a formidable warrior. Realizing they belong to different worlds yet are connected by shared technology, Joe and Lowo N'air become disillusioned with the absurd swap of their dreams. United in their frustration, Joe resolves to challenge and modify the very System that altered his destiny, while Lowo rebels, believing that no one should have the power to dictate their dreams.

Synopsis In the quaint village of Turnipton, Marcus Griddle is a humble farmer with a simple life: tending to crops, avoiding chicken escapades, and enjoying the quiet. But everything changes when a mysterious voice from the sky informs him he has been chosen as the Hero of Light, tasked with defeating a Dark Lord and saving the world. Reluctantly thrust into a heroic role, Marcus discovers he possesses a quirky "Hero System" that insists he begin his journey immediately—complete with a shiny sword, a mothball-scented cloak, and boots that reflect his bewildered expression. As he grapples with threats to his farming productivity and the absurdity of his situation, Marcus sets out on an adventure that challenges his notions of heroism. With a blend of humor, unexpected challenges, and the unlikeliest of allies, Marcus learns that heroes can come in all shapes and sizes. Join him as he navigates a world of magic, mayhem, and self-discovery, all while trying to save his beloved turnips.

Living in the mountains of Hokkaido since childhood, Kamiru Haru has always struggled to find his place in his family. Surrounded by winter sports champions, he’s the one who, despite all his efforts, just can’t keep up. At the end of middle school, he decides to leave the snowy peaks and move to Naha, the capital of Okinawa, to live with his uncle. His goal: to escape his family’s shadow and finally focus on his studies, far from the pressures of mountain life. But life, as always, has other plans. As soon as he arrives, he’s forced to join his uncle’s water sports club—an activity he’s never tried in his life. None of his dreams of tranquility will come true, and he quickly finds himself caught up in a whirlwind of situations as absurd as they are unexpected. Between sunlit beaches, intense challenges, and explosive encounters, Haru will have to navigate his limits while facing countless hilarious and chaotic moments. A manga brimming with laughter, waves, and human warmth, where sports and life’s quirky adventures mix to create an unforgettable, endless summer!

A young boy was living peacefully. Although he was poor and alone, he was happy with what he had. Until one day, a girl came into his lonely life, making it worth living. However, this also didn't last long when the girl he considered his only family in the world got afflicted with a mysterious illness! In the end, he sold his parent's house, the last memory he had of them, hoping to save his Lil Sis. He was even willing to live in the slums if he could save her and, for the first time in his life, stop this tragedy from happening! But fate yet played another trick on him when a greedy shop owner sold him fake medicine and tricked all the money he got after selling his parents' house! After being pushed into the corner, he hated those treacherous people; he hated the unfair life, and he even hated Heaven itself! In the moment of hatred and helplessness, he holloed to the sky, "IF I HAVE THE POWER, I'LL STEAL FROM HEAVEN ITSELF, JUST LIKE HOW IT STEALS EVERYONE FROM ME!" However, this boy didn't know that this absurd wish would be granted one day by something called the system, and it would also force him to walk on the path of a THIEF! A path that was despised and loathed by Heaven itself! ______ Discord Server: https://discord.gg/vbTZJb2s

【 Warning : Mature Content R-18 】 "What do you mean by I need to steal MILFs to become stronger!?" Waking up in an unfamiliar body of a Prince, Lucian stares in bewilderment as a transparent panel materializes before him, displaying a message that demands — "You need to steal MILFs to become stronger!" His mind races with confusion. What does that even mean?? As the absurdity of his new reality sinks in, he begins to accept the dark possibilities before him. In his previous life, as a master seducer, no beauty had ever escaped his demonic embrace. Now, with this new body, he savors the thrill of his newfound power. Their desires will become my playground, and their most sacred secrets will be mine to exploit. "You’re the Empress? I'll grant you a divine body if you submit to me." "Your lover is a once-in-a-thousand-years genius? So what? I’ll make you a prodigy that comes once in a million." "Your husband is the sect leader of a powerful immortal sect? Irrelevant. I’ll elevate you to become an immortal goddess." To claim the fate points of the 'Sons of Heaven,' Lucian will seduce their cherished ones and drain their divine essence. ============================= 【 Additional Tags: Incest, Harem, System, R-18, Mature, Reincarnation, Anti-Hero, Shameless Protagonist, Overpowered Protagonist, Immoral Protagonist, Dual Cultivation, Vampire, Demons, Elves, Devil, Gods, Goddess, Politics, Comedy, Face-smacking. 】 【 Author's note: You can expect a lot of smut. If any of this bothers you, this is not for you. 】 【 Discord link - https://discord.gg/Vnnfy5vjda 】 【 250 Powerstones = 1 Bonus Chapter 】 【 50 Golden Tickets = 2 Bonus Chapters 】 【 Magic Castle = 10 Bonus Chapters [Release within next 30 days] 】 【 Bonus Chapter(s) will be updated at the start of the next month 】 【 Cover is not mine 】

A world filled with magic, God's, Goddesses and more. A fantasy world if you will, most would relish and prosper in a world such as this. Who would not want to live out their fantasies? Not Mikoto Yukio, a young boy with a simple life. A simple life he was content with as long as he had his family. But the world is an unfair place and he finds himself in this new absurd world with something special. Now he must search for a means to get back home and to the few people he held dear. How shall this unwanted journey unfold. Can he remain himself in such an unfamiliar place?

I never expected my life to change so drastically. One moment, I was a woman with dreams, deeply in love with a man I thought I’d spend my life with. The next, I was betrayed and heartbroken, walking in on him cheating without a hint of remorse. That night, overwhelmed with pain and too much alcohol, I made a reckless decision, a one-night stand with a stranger who, to my shock, turned out to be my new boss. Arec, the vice president of Denco Groups, was desperate. To secure his future as CEO, he needed a wife, and in a twist of fate, he offered me a contract marriage. It sounded absurd, but his desperation mirrored my own need to escape the wreckage of my life. It was supposed to be simple: no emotions, no strings attached. A business arrangement, nothing more. I thought I could handle it, that I could keep my heart out of it. I was wrong. What started as a deal quickly spiraled into something far more complicated. As our fake marriage blurred into real feelings, the world around us began to close in. Disapproving family, old enemies, buried secrets, scheming rivals, and even an attempt on my life threatened to tear us apart. This is my story, a journey of heartbreak, unexpected love, and a fight to protect what we built together. In a world filled with lies and deceit, can a marriage born out of necessity become something real? --- Warning: This book contains mature themes. Join my Discord server: https://discord.gg/NJJKETf4

After an absurd death Kailash Varuna finds himself reborn in a brutal world of cultivation, where only the strong survive. Gifted with a mysterious Shop System that allows him to purchase powerful items based on his cultivation level, Kailash begins his journey as a powerless boy in a remote village. The Jade Kingdom and the entire Continent of Cultivation hold countless dangers, ruthless sects, deadly beasts, and rival cultivators who stop at nothing to crush the weak. Blood is the currency of power here, and each step toward strength demands sacrifice. Kailash must outwit those who wish him dead, master abilities beyond his dreams, and embrace the darkness within if he’s to rise as the most powerful cultivator on the continent. In a world of blood and shadows, he’ll forge his destiny or die trying.

I am the typical girl you can find everywhere. Plain is the word that designed exactly for me. I have excellent grades, good attitude, bright future. I have set a goal ahead of time, and everything run smoothly like I've planned. I am living a comfortable normal live. Until I met him. Luke Spencer. He is everything you want, everything you've dream of. Curtain opens. Question asks. Careful steps taken. Bad decisions made. * "The life I live in was just like the taste of vanilla. Sweet, but just plain sweet. Vanilla. Until I met you." "Do you regret it?" "I don't know, but I'm craving it." "... what?" he chuckles like he find it absurd that I'm talking about food right now. But he's tasty though. "You don't understand." "What I don't understand? You're just hungry, Cupcake." "Yeah, I'm hungry..." of your love, "...and I'm craving it." The taste that you brought to my life. ** Hello, author here. This story is actually a story that I wrote on another platform back then, around 2016 I guess. It stopped because I have another priorities, but I'm back to edit this story and post it here. So, if you ever find a story with the same title and same character, it's probably mine. Or not hahaha. Some of you going to say this one is another cliche, but I'm okay with it because, what's a pizza without cheese? anyways, do give this story a chance to make it out there ^_^ Your comments and votes are much appreciated!

In a realm where magic and mayhem reign, the fearsome Demon Lord Grumblethor finds himself in the human world, utterly transformed into a comically peculiar figure. Tasked with solving a mischievous gnome problem, he stumbles into an unlikely alliance with a bumbling knight, Sir Percival, and an eloquent skeleton, Morty. Together, they unravel a series of absurd adventures filled with laughter, friendship, and surprising camaraderie. As they navigate through the chaos of both human and demon realms, Grumblethor and his newfound companions discover the power of positivity and the unexpected bonds that can form in the most peculiar circumstances. Their journey takes a twist when a disgruntled demon, Zorgon, joins their comical crew, leading to a series of hilarious confrontations and an unforeseen alliance. In the depths of the underworld, they encounter a realm that is in dire need of laughter, as mischievous imps wreak havoc with absurd pranks. The mismatched group of heroes and imps, with their peculiarities and quirks, introduce comedy to the darkest corners of the underworld, proving that humor can brighten even the gloomiest of places. "Demon Lord's Delight" is a comical and heartwarming tale of self-discovery, the unbreakable bonds of friendship, and the transformative power of laughter. With vivid visuals and rich humor, this story invites readers into a world where the unexpected is celebrated, and where even the darkest beings can find delight in the most unlikely of places.

"So, Diana, what's your excuse for betraying me?" His amber glinted eyes bore into the woman with bloodied, broken blue hair, kneeling in complete disarray. "... you're evil." "Oh, so, looking out for all of you makes me evil?" The man narrowed his eyes, contemplating the echoes of protagonist halos and heroines' mentality, starkly real now. Coming from a world far removed from such grim reality, he had read about these personalities in novels, but experiencing their shortcomings firsthand was a different story. "How am I evil?" He looked down at his foot where a young man, limbless and crushed, lay in a state of complete brokenness, mustering the little strength he had left to utter some words. "... y.. you ba..stard, You killed millions." Hearing these words, the man's internal amusement grew at the absurdity of these hypocritical people. He had eradicated all the evil organizations within the Empire after ascending to his throne. Wars were waged to crush rebellious kingdoms that stood against his Empire, uniting the entire Heidal Continent under one flag—the Selvius Empire. He shifted his gaze towards another woman with pink hair, her body completely broken, supported by a rock to maintain a semblance of balance amidst the devastation. "Hmm, so what about you, Karina? Wasn't your family about to be executed by the Aidiac Royal family? Is it wrong for me to have intervened?" "You killed them without mercy, and although you saved my family, it was not worth it." "I just saved—" "It's bullshit. You could have solved everything peacefully without drawing so much blood." Hearing all this, the man began to understand why those novels depicted these people as hypocritical and low in intelligence. If he hadn't saved them, they would have suffered the most gruesome fate. Yet, despite being saved, these ungrateful individuals chose to blame him. The bitter irony of their ingratitude gnawed at him, leaving a bitter taste in his mouth. "Guess you all have the same reasons." The man looked towards the seven people, their disdainful gazes directed at him. He had only aimed to change their fates, to rescue some from slavery, others from crippling circumstances, and a few from inevitable betrayal. Yet, they all blamed him for saving them, unable to comprehend that he had severed the root causes that would have subjected them to excruciating suffering. "Hahaha." "Indeed, now I see." He now understood what those novels had tried to convey—'these idiots think this whole world works like they think it would.' 'System......... ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Join Discord for Faster Update notification:: https://discord.gg/QZnWtQARft Additional Tags :- Smart MC, Harem, Time Travel, Yandere, Tsundere, Ruthless, Manipulative, Cunning, Regret, Reincarnation, Transmigration, System, No-forgiveness, Betrayal, elves, werewolves, vampires, dwarves, demons. **NO YURI, NO INCEST, NO NTR and Anything That Readers Hate, Me myself being a Reader, will never provide content that will destroy reader's mood. **MC is not Weak and Simp, his mentality maybe, to have soft corner for people in need but by no means he is blind, Don't take his Silence as his weakness. **About My Writing style - I love to keep Readers on edge, Don't believe what your eyes read as maybe they are some illusions, Coming to conclusions about plots will be your biggest mistake. Lastly, Don't Ask Questions in Review, it is for your true opinion about Novel, Go through novel once and leave a review, if you like it. ENGLISH IS NOT MY FIRST LANGUAGE ~ you can expect some errors Villain https://discord.gg/QZnWtQARft

Ever pondered what chaos would ensue if Guts from Berserk stumbled into a "Slice of Life" anime? Or if Solo Leveling unfolded in a medieval landscape, complete with knights and courtly intrigue? How about the most divine irony: God reincarnated as a lowly slave? Welcome to a novel born from the depths of my most twisted and outrageous imaginings. It's a journey that spares no punches and offers little comfort to the faint-hearted or easily offended. But hey, if you're here for the ride, buckle up. To set expectations: I am not the literary offspring of J.K. Rowling (Harry Potter) or Arthur Conan Doyle (Sherlock Holmes). This tale may be somewhat unrefined, sprinkled with typos and moments of grammatical rebellion. Yet, what it lacks in polished finesse, it delivers in unrestrained absurdity and wild, unpredictable fun.

In the world of Tiamat, mortals are playthings for the gods—summoned to serve, survive, and entertain an unseen audience. Alain, an ordinary man from Earth, gets thrust into this world through an unexpected summoning, quickly stripped of his humanity and transformed into "Pebble," a brawny, low-intelligence character with a unique class called "The Battery." Tasked with walking a mysterious "Forest Path," Pebble quickly learns that his fate is being controlled by divine entities who act as his omniscient spectators, granting rewards, issuing tasks, and meddling with his every move. Pebble, with his new identity and peculiar skill set, teams up with an unlikely party of heroes: Phil, the eager snake-man rogue; Fred, the elderly wizard with unsteady but surprising powers; Bard, the charismatic musician; and Puffy, the foul-mouthed gnome who offers both guidance and exasperation. As Pebble struggles to navigate the rules of his new reality, he faces off against monsters, bandits, and divine "challenges" that range from inconvenient to life-threatening. Along the way, Pebble encounters gods who meddle in his life—sometimes offering aid, sometimes just making things harder. Among them are Glurt, the playful trickster; Artia, the shrewd, vengeful and alluring goddess; Aphrodite, who has her own plans for Pebble; and Reeki, the mysterious Mountain God who seems to have taken a special interest in him. As Pebble's viewership grows, he gains more power—but also more problems, as the gods begin to influence his decisions, pushing him toward a fate even he doesn’t fully understand. Haunted by his past life and the slow erosion of his Earthly hobbies and habits, Pebble tries to make sense of his role in this divine game. Aided by his comrades he must balance the absurdity of his situation with the reality of high-stakes danger. His class, "The Battery," holds mysterious potential that he's only beginning to uncover, and the path ahead is riddled with tasks that could lead him to greatness—or end his journey prematurely. Combining elements of dark humor, epic fantasy, and unpredictable divine interference, The Story of Pebble follows the adventures of a hero who never asked to be one, struggling to forge a path forward in a world where the line between game and reality is blurred—and where the gods are always watching.

"World conquest was never part of the plan." Yu Chen was just an ordinary programmer, slaving away at his desk, fixing bugs for a popular kingdom-building game. His life was a cycle of endless work, sleepless nights, and little appreciation. One fateful night, while struggling to fix a game-breaking bug that granted players an absurd amount of upgrade points, his exhausted heart gave out. But death wasn't the end for Yu Chen. He awoke in a world strangly familiar—he had transmigrated into the very game he had been working on, now inhabiting the body of a notorious tyrant emperor, Arkanos Bloodbane, whose empire was on the brink of destruction. Surrounded by enemies, with rebellions simmering within and war on every front, Yu Chen, now Arkanos, quickly realizes the gravity of his situation. But to his shock, he discovers that he still has access to the game's system interface—complete with the million upgrade points from the bug he had tried to fix! With his knowledge of game mechanics, strategic mind, and a wealth of upgrade points, Arkanos sets out to turn the crumbling empire into an unstoppable force. He begins by summoning legendary heroes, deploying advanced technologies never before seen in this world, and revolutionizing his military and infrastructure. As he pushes his empire to greatness, Arkanos must navigate the treacherous politics of the imperial court, fend off treacherous factions, and outmaneuver the rival nations that seek to destroy him. But with each victory, he realizes that this world is not just a game—it's his new reality. The stakes are higher, the dangers more real, and the consequences of failure more dire than ever.

Zephyr just wanted a peaceful midnight stroll, but who could’ve predicted he’d end up being chased by a ghost truck and a giant spider the size of a bus? After escaping the truck in a park, he finds himself running through a forest, hunted by a monstrous creature, all while trying to wrap his head around the absurdity of it all. But of course, why not add a bit of dark humor while waiting to be eaten? It’s all just too ridiculous, but hey, at least he’ll have a great story to tell if he survives!

Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/AMRahi This is a somewhat satiric xianxia story, mainly focusing on mystery solving, absurd humorous situations, and cultivation politics. [ Synopsis ] The universe gives some of us gifts that we may utilize to achieve our goals, reach the highest peak of our vision, holding an edge over every competitor. The universe also takes away taken-for-granted abilities from some of us, restricting us at every step we take forward, bombarding us with obstacles, and rendering us incapable of touching our aspirations in life. How would YOU lead your life, had you fallen among the latter minority? Across the vast Macrocosms of Man, the world of cultivation continues to demonstrate its brutality, its hazards, and its never-ending cycles of conflicts. One day, we find ourselves becoming conscious of the truth of our world....and that's where our story begins. As someone meant to be a weakling, you need to think of sources of power other than pure cultivation- and that's what our protagonist, Han Xuhan excels in.

Jivo chat contact@cyber-tech-wizard.ltd Website https://cyber-tech-wizard.ltd WhatsApp +1 520552 9379 Don’t ask me how it happened, but one fateful day, I made the rookie mistake of mistaking my crypto wallet app for a game on my phone. I know, I know it sounds ridiculous, but in my infinite wisdom (or perhaps due to a caffeine-induced haze), I clicked around, convinced I was “unlocking achievements” and leveling up my digital life. What I really unlocked was my $350,000 Bitcoin wallet—right out of my reach. Talk about a plot twist I never saw coming! As the realization of my blunder sank in, panic set in. My heart raced faster than a toddler who’s just spotted a cookie jar. “What have I done?” I muttered to myself, my mind racing through all the worst-case scenarios. I frantically tapped on my phone, but my wallet was still locked tight, as if it had thrown a digital tantrum. With a sinking feeling in my stomach, I knew I had to act fast. I picked up the phone and called Cyber Tech Wizard , my last hope in this absurd situation. I half-expected them to burst into laughter at my ludicrous story. But to their credit, they didn’t laugh (at least not out loud). Instead, they approached my case with a calm professionalism that instantly put me at ease. “Don’t worry,” they assured me, “we’ve seen stranger things. "Their team dove into action, using their advanced forensic tools to unravel the mess I had created. It was like watching a magic show, only instead of pulling a rabbit out of a hat, they were extracting my funds from the depths of my blundering mistakes. In no time, they worked their magic and restored my access to my $350,000 Bitcoin wallet. I could hardly believe it! Once I regained access, I felt like I’d been handed a golden ticket to a treasure hunt. I couldn’t thank Cyber Tech Wizard enough for their expertise and patience in dealing with my ridiculous mix-up. As a precautionary measure, I promptly deleted all the games from my phone. I realized that my wallet deserves better than to be confused with a candy crush or a farming simulator. So, if you ever find yourself in a similarly absurd predicament, I highly recommend Cyber Tech Wizard . They turned my digital disaster into a success story, and I’m forever grateful to them for saving my sanity and my funds!

[Important info in chapter 1 (Volume 1), make sure to check it out for additional information] In a world where reality seems to waver on the brink of absurdity, 15-year-old Idaeus Kamaras drifts through his final year of primary school, wrapped in layers of cynical detachment. His existence is a monotonous blur of meaningless interactions and superficial engagements, a shield against the chaos he feels lurking beneath the surface of his everyday life. But his insular routine is violently shattered when a reality glitch propels him into a nightmarish encounter with shadowy figures who expose a harrowing truth: the world he knows is an elaborate simulation, orchestrated by a cabal of powerful elites. Rescued by an enigmatic girl by the name of Novalie Lavigne, Idaeus awakens in a sterile hospital room to discover an unprecedented opportunity: a chance to become an "Administrator" with the power to manipulate the very fabric of this simulated reality. Torn between the safety of his previous life and the allure of unimaginable power, Idaeus accepts the offer, plunging into a world where every action could alter the balance of power. As he delves into this fractured reality, guided by Novalie, Idaeus uncovers a sinister tapestry of corporate conspiracies, geopolitical machinations, and clandestine agendas. Each revelation pulls him deeper into a vortex of deception, as he grapples with his own repressed traumas and insecurities that threaten to consume him. Navigating a perilous hierarchy of shadowy administrators, he is forced to confront the darkest corners of the simulation, where truth and illusion blur into a nightmarish tapestry of control and resistance. "The Admin’s Paradox" weaves a tale of digital rebellion and existential dread, a heart-pounding odyssey through a world meticulously constructed by unseen forces. As the ultimate truth emerges, threatening to unravel the very fabric of existence, Idaeus must summon unparalleled courage to defy the architects of his reality and seize control of his own destiny. In a race against time, he faces the ultimate battle between illusion and reality, where the price of truth could mean the end of everything he thought he knew.

This is a work of fiction, any names, characters, stories or events, are fictitious! (Even the country in the story is just the author's fantasy as the author never visited those countries in the story) Armipotent is an archaic adjective meaning "strong in battle." Basically, it refers to someone who is physically tough in war. Originally, it was used to refer to the Roman god of war, Mars. ===================== Tang Shaoyang, an orphan who dropped out of the middle school to fight on the street as he found out school was useless for a penniless orphan like him. Tang Shaoyang dropped out of his school, fighting on the street, and made a name for himself. Berserker Tang from Youyouliucun. Afterward, Dragon Wing triad recruited him and everything was good for him. Even though the public deemed him as a tumor of society, Tang Shaoyang was having a decent life. Until one day, everything changed as an absurd and strange game started. "... Game starts! Stage one: Survival for The Fittest!" After the game started, zombies appeared out of nowhere. ... Ding! "You have killed 1000 zombies less than 24 hours since the game started! You gained 3 Talents!" Dong! "You may choose 3 Talents! please choose carefully!" Tang Shaoyang held his chin and mused what Talent he had to choose. "With Zombies appear everywhere, I need an infinite strength... this is one, I still need to choose 2 Talents more..." Then a lewd smile formed on his lips. "I want an infinite strength, charm and charisma to conquer women, and the last one, I want to upgrade my **** so I can please my women!" After saying this, Tang Shaoyang laughed aloud. "Hahaha, there's no way such talent exists... ehhhhh?!!!" Ding! Dong! "3 Talents are consumed! You have been granted Divine Body! Good Luck, Gamer Tang Shaoyang!" Tang Shaoyang immediately checked the detail of Divine Body. After a brief silence, he muttered unbelievably. "Such Talents really exist..." Note: I don't own the cover. If the creator wants me to take down the cover or put credit, please notify me by replying to my review at the Review section.

In the bustling city of Xianxia, where mystical creatures roam and cultivators strive for power, Yin Fang stands out like a sore thumb. Unlike the tragic orphans with hidden legacies, Yin Fang's backstory is refreshingly mundane—he was simply abandoned at the steps of the Heavenly Lotus Orphanage. But Yin Fang has a peculiar habit: whenever he's surprised, he exclaims, "Holy Chicken Fingers!" It's an odd choice of words, but it's become his signature catchphrase. Perhaps it's his way of coping with the mundanity of his life. Everything changes when Yin Fang unwittingly triggers a celestial phenomenon—an otherworldly tribulation. Lightning strikes him not once, not twice, but thirty-six times. Each bolt of energy sears through him, leaving behind a strange mark on his skin. When the storm subsides, Yin Fang discovers that he has awakened the elusive Beast Evolution System. Now, Yin Fang must navigate a treacherous path. With no tragic past to motivate him, he faces a different kind of challenge: taming unruly beasts and forging bonds with them. His journey is filled with laughter, absurdity, and unexpected friendships. As he trains his newfound abilities, he wonders if he can turn his lack of backstory into an advantage. But lurking in the shadows are ancient secrets, rival cultivators, and a whole lot of beasts observing him in secret. Can he rise above his humble origins and become a true beast tamer? Or will he forever be the eccentric orphan who shouts about chicken fingers? Join Yin Fang on a whimsical adventure where lightning strikes, beasts evolve, and "Holy Chicken Fingers" might just save the day!

Mize was ready for anything when he got dropped into a brand-new world—anything except *this*. Instead of a system that grants him epic powers or insane combat skills, he gets one that demands he turn into a goddess. Yeah, you heard that right—a *goddess*. The system’s got quests, points, and upgrades, but there's a catch: the better he cross-dresses, the more beautiful he becomes. But what's the point of being beautiful!??? "Well... the host can seduce a powerful child of destiny to protect the host" "Oh..." "... " "that makes sense?" So now, Mize is stuck leveling up his looks, completing absurd quests, and attracting strong protectors who have no idea about his true identity. What could go wrong? In a world full of chaos and danger, Mize's beauty might just be his deadliest weapon. All he has to do is master the art of deception and keep up the goddess act... easy, right? "W-wait... why are you taking off your pants?!"

[WARNING!!!] The following series is insanely perverted, obscene, and gross. Do not read this under any circumstances! Still here? Want to know about me? Oh god, why!? Uhhhhhh... I became a toilet and now I power up whenever someone...you know...in me. Sooo No NTR! No Yuri! Plenty of Plot ;) Absurd comedy! Really gross! Yada, Yada, Yada. Now please go before Ursha comes back. "Moòooooo!" Oh dear God whyyyyyy!?

The book follows Private James Collins, stationed on Ascension Island during World War II. Ending on the islands of the nation of current day Tuvalu as the war ended in the European theatre of war. Initially seeking adventure, he confronts the stark reality of isolation, monotonous duties, and the constant cacophony of wideawake terns. As he navigates the challenges of military life, including emergency landings and increased U-boat threats, Collins develops camaraderie with fellow soldiers. The narrative explores themes of purpose and resilience amidst the backdrop of war, highlighting the island’s transformation into a vital supply hub for Allied forces. Ultimately, it captures the blend of absurdity and significance in their remote existence.

My name is Ethan Wren, a fortunate adventurer with the ability to travel across dimensions and worlds. Each time I traverse a new world, I acquire two powerful abilities by completing main missions and special tasks. - Slayer: Every time I eliminate a humanoid entity, I can gain a special trait to enhance my skills. Eliminating countless zombies will elevate me to a god-like status. - Gamer: I don't need cheats to dominate games, as I am a living cheat code. - Swordmaster: All sword techniques in the universe are within my grasp. - Connoisseur:"My friend, you smell delightful. Fear not, I am sincere with my comrades and will stand by them." - Binder: Monsters, demons, creatures, come to me! - Timekeeper: Control time, do as you please in school, do as you wish in the office! But despite my power, I prefer to blend in with lower-level martial arts. You wonder why? The world is so perilous, of course, I must become invincible before I take risks! The apocalypse reshapes human civilization, the martial arts realm takes control, the supernatural world becomes the progenitor, the armor world rises to emperor status, the absurd realm ensnares the succubus, the Ultra world trains heroes; the gods realm creates legends; the solitary world subdues the present day; the interstellar world forges the strongest mech; the myth saves Sophia; Western Paladin III; Survival at Sea; Marvel; Odyssey to the West; Mortal Ascension; DC; Duel Monsters; Beast Mastery; Primordial Realm; Lovecraftian; Dragonborne; Dark Void, Shinobi, Pirate, One Punch Wonder, Guts, Neon, Undead, Warbringer...

"Hidupku sangatlah absurd. Banyak hal yang tidak ku sangka-sangka terjadi. Bahkan diri ku sampai terlibat dalam konflik besar dunia yang di rahasiakan. Aku bingung harus berbuat apa agar dapat lepas dari semua ini, aku kehilangan banyak orang-orang yang ku sayangi di depan mata ku. Tapi kali ini... aku lah yang akan mati bagi mereka, aku bersumpah!" V*** keluar dari bangunan untuk melihat apakah keadaan sudah membaik. Dia merasa ketakutan, kesedihan, kemarahan, dan kesendirian pada waktu yang sama secara tiba-tiba. V*** tersadar secara tiba-tiba karna teriakan histeris beberapa orang. Melihat ke depan, air mata berkeliaran dari mata nya seperti air terjun. "S****... Kau berjanji pada ku... Tapi kau malah mengingkari nya..." !UPDATE EVERY FRIDAY¡

You reincarnate in a fantastical realm, where powers awaken within you, and systems materialize from thin air. The leveling program trains you, shaping you into an unstoppable force. You crush those who dare to stand in your path. Confidence surges, strength grows—until you become the absolute apex, a being transformed into something more than human. The world bends before you, acknowledging your might. You are the dominator, the protagonist of this grand narrative, the one who possesses it all—the very reality that others can only dream of, a world they wish to inhabit. But it was nothing more than a fleeting fantasy, a hollow dream. You suffer. You die. And when you awaken, it is to the black void of an endless abyss. Death becomes a cycle—an unbroken rhythm of agony, only to be reborn into more torment. No powers. No help. No escape. From the realms of fantasy to the depths of hell, everything collapses into absurdity, a cruel parody of what once seemed real. The world, once so tangible, now feels impossibly distant and unfathomably close. It’s all cliché… until it’s your reality.

Azmel were just an average hardworking handyman, but due to some absurd accidents, he fell to his death, to his knowledge of course. But for some unknown reason his life didn't end there, instead he find himself woke up in entirely different world, a dystopian fantasy world, who's it's own civilizations has brought doom upon itself. Blue Wall, a world of deadly seas, and bizarre custom, tradition and way of life, where pure water and food are equivalent to the price of a human life. ______________________________________________________________ Friendly advice, If you didn't like HAREM, MILF, UNBALANCE SOCIETY, SEX SCENES, MATURE AND NOT SO HERO LIKE LEAD...just don't read this, IT will offend you. P/S. My Grammar...just let it be, i try my best but I'm not that clever or even well educated. also my sex scene...please be easy on me...i mean it's a steamy part..just read it, imagine a little bit and let it go..just keep the comment to yourself..Please. Chapter Update: 30per month. 1/day do add to your library, gifts are welcome~

Born with This Idiot Goddess Dieran, a teenager whose luck seems to run out after his confession is rejected in favor of a fictional character, dies in a ridiculous household accident. Waking up in a mysterious, fog-filled realm, he meets Asuka, a clumsy goddess in charge of the afterlife. Instead of offering heaven or hell, Asuka gives Dieran two choices: reincarnate into his old world or into a demon lord's realm. Annoyed and curious, Dieran chooses the dangerous world, but not in the usual way—he grabs Asuka and pulls her along with him. Now stuck in a magical land filled with monsters and chaos alongside a foolish goddess who causes more trouble than she solves, Dieran must survive, find his purpose, and figure out how to deal with the demon lord while navigating the absurdity that constantly surrounds him.