Spongebob Lithuanian

What's the most important thing in cooking? Many would say, knowledge. Another mass would say, mentality and talent. But for Jack, a professional home cook, the most important is not those pretentious answer. Modern appliance! Modern equipment! Thus, the crisis he felt when he was thrown into another world was not his life, but. "Ah! No!! How can I sous-vide without plastic and vacuum sealer?! How can I know the exact temperature of my meat?!! What should I do without my smart oven!!! I could watch Spongebob while waiting, dammit!!" What gave him hope was the existence of magic. And thus, fueled by pure commitment to re-create his smart kitchenware, Jack travel far and wide, hoarding magical knowledge, and sometimes even create his own magic. But, some of these magics are forbidden by nature. And Jack used them consistently, accidentally mastering them, and unknowingly... caused mayhem. "Wh-what are you...?" "... A cook, sir." "Ho! Are ya that mage that spook my brats, eh? Ye'r the real deal, I thought yer not. Lads! I challenge you!!" "... please stop making a ruckus, you'll scare my livestocks. And also, I refuse. I'm just a cook." "I see. You're definitely strong. Huhu, I like you. Join me. I'll give your far better treatment than other organization. I promise in the name of Snow White." "But I'm just a cook, Miss..." Words traveled far and wide, carrying the news of a certain man's impossible achievement. Tall, handsome, strong, and insanely smart in magic. Oh, and a little bit mastery in culinary. Many was envious, and wish it was them. But the subject of this rumors now developed a habit of stress eating disorder, and lack of sleep. And staring at his ceiling at three in the morning, he lament. "Why does things turns out this way...?" "MAGE OF FORBIDDEN! I CHALLENGE YOU---" "Oh, for god's sake!"

THE UNFORGETTABLE CRUSH THAT SHOOK MY SOUL.       HEATHER'S POV; I'm Heather Morgan Claus the daughter of a middle class family from Brooklyn. I was born a typical brainiac the smartest of all my family members and most definitely the only child of my parents. I was born with what I call average beauty a blue eyes,golden afro hair due to my distant African gene, an average height of 6,4 feet a big boob and buttocks and also a slender curve with big hips that made me feel insecure.  Being lonely was a normal thing for me was a normal thing because I had no friends except my overprotective cousins Kyle and Jules. They made me feel special and loved more than anything in the world and I was thrilled to be with them. Boys never came along to date me basically because it's either I'm too tall for their liking or I'm too robust or too perfect and studious or even much of a nerd who can't match their tastes. Kyle and Jules made sure I was okay and boy did they beat the shit outta those knuckle heads who dared to mock me for my appearance. Soon enough all these fantasies all came to an end because while I was in tenth grade and they were in their twelfth grade they both fell in love with some girls from the neighbouring school and I was soon discarded and left out to fend on my own. I became an object of mockery and taunts from all sides. Years passed but the bullying didn't stop and soon afterwards some stupid bimbo and their boyfriend all came to join what they called fun by bullying me. Jake the leader of the zeals was by far the most handsome and he had an emerald green eyes, lovely red hair, kissable lips and a fine body and he was more of a greek god's personality. He had a commanding presence that sent shivers down my spine. I thought he was an epitome of beauty but like the saying goes beauty comes from within. He was a tyrant and he made my life a living hell with every given chance he got. Belle his girlfriend a blond haired girl with brown eyes and long slender legs always taunted me relentlessly. One day while I was heading to my locker I was bumped into by belle and her friends Chloe and Charis. They gave me a hard time and without mercy they shred my clothe and made me an object of perpetual laughter while they made fun of my SpongeBob underwear, Evans and Michael Jenkins popularly know as MJ tired to cover my naked body but Jake ordered them no to do so. He stared at my body with lust and contempt in his eyes making me wonder what I had ever done to him to deserve all the hate. The shame was too much to bear and when I was went home I scrolled through the school platform and it was all over the media and I fell into a complete depressed stage. Days turned to weeks and weeks to years and then one day after the prom prank I had endured I decided to jump from the third floor of the venue. The pain was too much to bear as crismon liquid surrounded me like a pool. The pain felt like home and after several minutes of comfort I felt like my consciousness was slipping into the abyss surrounded by darkness.

"You are not a god to judge, you are not a father to punish." Committing a crime in King Gustaf's Kingdom is a crime. The love volume about love, rights and justice. Office Tools is about presidential office of female president the sex slave in her blue wool’s coat and international sexual love affairs triangles from past girlfriends profiles all in one. The Office Tools homeland in Sicht Party Office ladies are looking to have their way in love triangles while seduction resolves work in international love affairs from politics to the bedroom bed sheets in international scandals to bar tavern corners. It was all about to make love from A to Z in our new male white office. "All asian women I took are like whores it was a response to asian women holocaust footage from Lithuanian LRR television archived TV show.” It is a personal response to a government controlled and televised project I might did misunderstood or understood. The Hiroshima Office Press honours Parliament and Presidential Office. Our dear President of Lithuania Dr Penguin Drantakis Intimissimo.

aku telah mengenalnya sejak memasuki sekolah dasar. kami bersahabat layaknya spongebob dan patrick. hingga saat memasuki masa masa putih abu abu, kita dipisahkan oleh meja belajar wkwk dikarenakan satu meja hanya untuk satu murid saja, ya terdengar lebay tapi nyatanya memang sedari awal kita tak pernah berjauhan sekalipun. inilah kisah kami yang super lebay, gila dan menyenangkan. selamat membaca

"kamu tau kan kalau aku suka sama kamu? " "iya, aku tau kok. emang kenapa? " gadis itu tersenyum dengan senyum khasnya yang menggemaskan. "enggak ada sih. cuman ngingetin saja. siapa tau kamu lupa." itulah hal yang paling sering aku katakan meski aku tau gadis manis itu akan menjawab apa. meski aku tau aku akan kembali terluka. aku selalu bersemangat mengingatkannya jika aku menyukainya, aku menyayanginya, atau katakan saja aku jatuh cinta kepadanya. Bintang Ayatha. itulah nama gadis manis bermata senja dengan senyum khasnya yang menggemaskan. dia suka coklat. katanya coklat itu bisa membuatnya bahagia. dia suka duren, katanya duren juga bisa membuatnya bahagia. dia suka pantai, katanya pantai itu menenangkan dan mebebaskan. dia juga suka film-film korea, film india, film thailand, film almarhumah Suzana, doraemon, spongebob, dia bahkan suka film yang belum dibuat film. Ayatha suka semuanya. kecuali satu hal. AKU. dan aku? aku bisa bilang apa selain aku suka Ayatha. haii.. kenalin. namaku Arka Langit, dan ini adalah kisahku yang jatuh cinta kepada sahabatku sendiri. ayolahh... bukankah cinta memang sering datang tanba aba-aba? bukankah cinta memang tak pernah bepikir panjang kepada siapa ia melesatkan panah-panah asmaranya? kita bisa jatuh cinta kepada siapa saja. kepada sahabat, kepada teman, sepupu atau bahkan kita bisa jatuh cinta kepada seseorang yang tidak kita kenal, dan untuk jatuh cinta? kita tidak harus selalu memiliki alasan. we never know. so. mulai lah buka bab sebelah dan aku akan menjamu mu dengan cerita yang bisa membuatmu bertanya-tanya kenapa ada seseorang yang jatuh cinta dengan begitu dalam.

sponge bob has had enough of being called a kid

A Tale Of A Man That Would Change History With War,Romance,Intrigue And Blood.

THE BEAST PEOPLE IS THE ONLY ONE I CAN TRUST WITH THE MAP TO MY ****** THE ONE PIECE AS MANY KNOW IT AS ,I WANT YOU TO KEEP IT SAFE FOR ME. KING NEPTUNE!!!,KING NEPTUNE!!!!. A MID-WIFE RAN IN ,HOW DARE YOU DISTURB ME IN MY ROOM I HAVE SINNED BUT THE QUEEN IS IN LABOR. MY WIFE IS ALREADY IN LABOR,. WHEN THE KING TURNED THE PERSON HE HAS BEEN TALKING TO HAVE DISAPPEARED ONLY A BOTTLE WITH PAPER IN IT WAS LEFT.

Malika gets over a heartbreak and tries to reach self fulfillment

Felix who discovers he is the prophesied "Ocean Lord," a demigod son of the sea god Neptune, destined to defend the underwater city of Atlantis. After nearly drowning at sea, Felix is rescued by his friend Sam, who reveals Felix's true heritage. Sam trains Felix to use his newfound powers over water. Meanwhile, the evil demon Gaap plots to destroy Atlantis with his army of dark fairies known as Skibats. Felix joins forces with the Atlantean prince Silas, the sorcerer Breca, and a mysterious Flame Witch. Together they search for magical artifacts that can help defeat Gaap. A major battle is brewing as both sides prepare their forces. Felix hopes to live up to his destiny as the Ocean Lord and save Atlantis from destruction. The story has fantasy elements like magical powers, mythical creatures, and an epic struggle between good and evil.

Lord Venom, ventures into the depths of Hell seeking the legendary Wings of Azrael, an artifact said to grant immense power over time and space. To claim his prize, he must defeat Moloch's champion, the fearsome War Beast Echeneis, in a duel to the death. Anticipating foul play, Venom cunningly tricks the denizens of Hell by disguising himself as a demon and transferring his consciousness into his dog. Despite the odds stacked against him, Venom leverages his wit, forbidden knowledge from a magic tome, and the War Beast's weakness to Heaven's light. After a fearsome battle, Venom emerges victorious, killing and consuming the heart of the War Beast. Having bested Hell's champions through his ingenuity, Venom wins the Wings of Azrael. His triumph shocks the cosmic realms - a mere mortal has outsmarted celestial beings and proven his might. Venom's legend is cemented as he achieves his ambitions through ruthlessness and guile.

SpongeBob meets Jimmy, Timmy,Danny, and Kanisha

SpongeBob dies in endgame

"Kenapa nampak seperti spongebob?" Nanta mengamati benda kotak yang memiliki dua tangan juga dua kaki. Banyak sekali tombol menyala di atas touch screen di salah satu sisi benda tersebut. "Terlihat seperti robot." "Kenapa ada banyak sekali?" "Kenapa semuanya tertata rapi? Bahkan di setiap rumah, di setiap pohon, semuanya. Setiap benda nampak sama persis, tak ada pembeda sedikit pun." Friska dan Nanta hanya bisa menatap tempat itu dengan bingung. Rumah, pohon, bahkan semua benda tertata rapi dan sejajar, tak ada satu mili pun benda tersebut berbeda tempat dari benda lainnya. Banyak orang di tempat itu, namun semuanya bersikap individualis. Hanya ada satu, Rey, hanya orang itulah yang mau mengeluarkan suara. Kehadiran Rey menjadi penerang bagi Friska dan Nanta tentang pulau aneh itu. Namun nahasnya, belum ada dua hari mereka berteman, Rey sudah terlebih dahulu bunuh diri secara misterius. Saat mereka berusaha menyelidikinya, mereka menemukan fakta jika ternyata tak hanya Rey yang bunuh diri di tempat tersebut. Ada puluhan orang yang bunuh diri. Lalu, apa sebenarnya yang membuat Rey dan puluhan orang tersebut bunuh diri secara misterius? Dan apa tujuan tempat tersebut?

"I always see darkness but when you entered my life, I saw the light." Rosalisa Chievez is artistic or better known as, "Lisa" because she doesn't want to be called by her full name. Her peaceful life begin to be mess just because of the last will of her mother; she need to get married to Kurt Uno Takahashi Oriez or what she called, "Kuto." Kuto is oh-beautiful-gorgeous-sexy-man but the only problem is... Kuto is a childish, he loves spongebob. A lot of humor has happened and will happen in their married life but Kuto has secrets that Lisa doesn't know and she is afraid that she has a different understanding of them. What is the secrets?

A star. They say that you only see a star, if its nightime. But what happens when you see a star in real life. No, not Patrick Star from SpongeBob SquarePants. Coincidence, fate or just plain luck. Call it whatever you prefer. but the bottomline is that, he is still a star. In other cases, he is called an actor. And, she is well.. is just your typical lady just like everyone else. Will she be blinded by his shine as an actor to what they call being star-stucked. Or, will she be able to cast away their differences of status to be able to hold his hand like a normal friend and not care for anyone's judgement towards them. Will Kieran fall in love with her like a shooting star or is Starr going to fall head-over-heels like a dumb die-hard fangirl. Witness the life of Starr Diaz and her journey to reach her star- Montrelle Keiran Ide Bituin As she does the impossible like REACHING FOR A STAR.

If Nobita had Doraemon, Spongebob had Patrick, then Rein has Jake. Magkaibigan na sila simula pa noong mga bata pa lamang sila. They played, cried, and dreamed together. They had the best time of their lives with each other. But everything good comes to an end, right? So did their friendship. Isang araw, bigla na lamang umalis si Jake at iniwan si Rein. Hindi na ito muling nagpakita pa at naglaho na lamang na para bang isang bula. Labis ang kalungkutan na naramdaman ni Rein na naging dahilan ng pagbabago nito. But after 2 years, Jake came back. Will they friendship would be back to how strong it is before or it will just be one of forgotten memories?