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When ruthless judge and executioner Kian Mathis is betrayed and left to die by his partner, he believes his life is over. But instead of fading into darkness, he awakens in a strange, endless void and is offered a second chance—a chance to be reborn in a world that desperately needs someone like him. Kian is transported to Gotham City in the DC Universe, a place teeming with corruption, masked heroes, and villains who wield powers beyond imagination. Unlike the heroes who walk the fine line between justice and mercy, Kian is given a singular purpose: to be the judge this world lacks. Granted powers that amplify his physical and mental prowess, he gains the ability to see into the hearts of others, delivering his brand of justice without restraint. As he carves a path through Gotham’s underbelly, Kian finds himself crossing paths with both allies and enemies—from Batman, whose strict moral code clashes with Kian’s lethal methods, to crime lords and supervillains who recognize in him a new and unpredictable force. While some see him as a dangerous vigilante, others recognize him as an executioner willing to do what others won’t. But in a world where power and corruption are in constant battle, Kian must decide how far he’s willing to go. His past life taught him that survival means ruthless pragmatism, but the stakes in Gotham are higher than ever, and he begins to question whether his role as judge will consume him or force him to redefine his sense of justice. Judge of Shadows is a dark, gripping tale that follows a man from another world who becomes a merciless enforcer in the chaotic heart of Gotham. Faced with heroes who fear his methods and criminals who dread his wrath, Kian must balance his mission against the shadows threatening to engulf him and decide what kind of judge Gotham truly needs.

As a kid, Grandma's stories were all about a lovesick maid and a prince, thwarted by a villain who never quit. But here I am, waking up in a princess gown that weighs a ton, with flaming red hair and eyes like bling-bling. Seriously, universe? Turns out, I'm Meredia Seraphine Valtoria, the forgettable princess of Dukedom Saltorra. The punchline? I'm already dead in this story, a ghostly cameo before it even starts! Thanks, fate. But no more Miss Nice Princess. Royalty? Nah. Impending doom? Not my scene. With the finesse of a startled squirrel, I'm hightailing it-from that pesky villain and this ridiculous plotline. Hold onto your enchanted hats, folks. This story's got more twists than a fairy tale on roller skates. From forgotten princess to runway heroine, Meridia Seraphine Valtoria is flipping this script with all the hilarity and chaos she can muster. Watch out, kingdom-I'm about to give this tale a remix you won't soon forget!

Synopsis: In a far-off futuristic realm at the peak of the love of football, where futuristic technology and ancient magic coexisted, a young football prodigy named Lio thrived. His talent on the field was unmatched, drawing awe and admiration from all who witnessed his skills. However, jealousy festered in the heart of his best friend, who sabotaged Lio during a crucial scouting match. The betrayal led to a severe injury leaving Lio handicapped. As he fell from grace, anger and determination fueled his spirit. Gradually, Lio envisioned a path of revenge, a quest that would lead him to unexpected realms beyond imagination, pushing the boundaries of sports and magic alike. Would he rise to the challenge, and conquer the world of football as the star he was born to be? or will he fail and let the ones who wronged him have their way over trampling on his dreams.

Emma’s life has always felt like a cosmic joke—until tragedy strikes and the punchline becomes deadly serious. When her family is brutally murdered, Emma’s world shatters, thrusting her into a terrifying new reality. As she hunts for answers, she stumbles upon a hidden world of supernatural forces lurking in the shadows of everyday life. Now, with danger at every turn and her own mysterious heritage coming to light, Emma must embrace her untapped powers to survive. But in a world where nothing is as it seems, will Emma be able to unravel the truth behind her family’s death—or will she become its next victim? Step into Emma’s shoes as she uncovers dark secrets, forges dangerous alliances, and finds out what it truly means to have the universe against you.

batman with all his items and manor gets transferred into onepiece. he has only few years to return to stop Joker from nuking his home. he will need to reach the treasure island as it has a way to take him home. but reaching it will take all the skills , tools, and teck of the greatest detective ever.

Shuma, a "Genius Research Scientist." A knowledge enthusiast of things all intriguing and a secret "Otaku." Being the "Otaku" that he is, Shuma decided to create what was considered impossible — A Fantasy World Portal. He lived out his life delving far more deeper into every possible mystery in the World of Physics, everything to unravel the secrets of travelling dimensions — All to achieve his Ambition. With his diligent effort, he became widely notable as a "Genius among Geniuses" But due to an unexpected event, Shuma died haphazardly and found himself awake, in a world ever so unknown. What Adventures await Shuma? What Predicaments will he Face? What enigmatic incidents will Shuma find himself in? ------------------------------------------------------------------------- 'Tis thine Author! Shuma! — The usual punchline Anyways, I want to tell you folks that there will be weeks that I'm able to write over 1k words and days where I can't go past 300-500. — All these because of Life stuff That being said, as an aspiring writer, I will do my best to write over 1k a day, if at all possible. On a slightly related note, I can't write on Saturdays and Sundays — Only very occasionally. Disclaimer! - I do not own the Book cover. if the Illustrators tell me to remove it, I will do so. Contact either of the Following via Discord for removal: Discord ID: 集真#8244 Discord ID: Collection of Truths#4544 Discord Server: https://discord.gg/Ani-Manga https://discord.gg/tADEdsNhpd ------------------------------------------------------------------------- Average Words per Chapter - Irregular (Sometimes 6k, sometimes 3k, 2k, 1k) → But most chapters are spanning 1-3k words

"Don't stop, Aaron faster" Laura moaned as I thrusted into her Her boobs were shaking every which way and it just made me harder "You don't know how much I've thought about you and doing this with you" I said huskily in her ear ********************************************************************** Detective Aaron Smith Walker is a 31-year-old renowned New York detective who has closed many crime and murder cases and also put many criminals behind bars. He started doubting his abilities because he had many crime case files unsolved without being able to find a suspect or follow a lead. He and his employees decide to go on a cruise vacation for a few weeks to clear their heads. During the vacation, the United States Ambassador is murdered on the ship. Detective Aaron Walker decides to take up the case in order to sharpen up his skills and regain his confidence, navigating through a sea of red herrings and false evidences while developing a love interest for his secretary Are you looking for a murder mystery book with a lot of cliff hangers and plot twist and little spicy relationship between the characters? If you are, then you are in the right place

"Speaking of knowing things…" Kyle said slowly, "You still haven't given me a chance to tell my story." "I know," said Andrea. "I was having too much fun speculating. Finding you like this is a gift, and I don't want to tear the wrapping off all at once. ‘Building up the anticipation makes it better.’" Kyle blinked again, then gave a quiet snort of recognition at his own words being thrown back at him. "So what is your speculation?" Kyle asked. "Oh I don't know, probably something utterly disappointing. Did they pick you up for speeding on the way to the farmers market? I guess that wouldn't explain the uh…" she gestured at his injury again. "It wouldn't explain that now, would it. Oh, I know! You got into a fight over the last piece of bluefin!" Kyle just shook his head slightly. "No? I guess it's too much to hope you did something really exciting like rob a bank—You're not secretly a cat burglar are you, Kyle? Lose your balance breaking into an art gallery? No…?" Kyle looked unamused. "Very funny, Chuckles, would you mind taking this a little more seriously?" "Of course," said Andrea. "Very serious for a lawyer to have been arrested. You could be disciplined. Disbarred! Why, we might not see each other in court anymore. Wouldn't that be a shame." "Wouldn't it though," replied Kyle. "So that's the kind of guy you think I am? Stealing fine art and fighting in fish markets?” Andrea pondered some more. "I know!" she exclaimed. "Did you get into a fight with someone's boyfriend? Did it turn out that you were your young lady's bit on the side, and you ended up having a domestic dispute?" Kyle winced. "Is that it?!" Andrea had been teasing, but it seems like she had touched a nerve. To whatever degree Kyle had seemed like he'd been playing along, even as worn down as he was, that last remark had left him deflated. Kyle hung his head. "It wasn't like that…" "Oh sure, like you haven't been collecting notches on your bedposts." "I'M not like that." "You're not? That's not what your reputation says, out there collecting numbers and breaking hearts. I heard that you were a real ladykil–" "Andrea! I'm not–" Kyle shouted, grabbing her hands. His hands were strong, and his grip so tight it almost hurt. His expression so intense, frustrated and hurt and… scared? Andrea knew she had been twisting the knife a little into something that bothered him, but what had caused this reaction? It was only for a moment, then Kyle seemed to catch himself and let go. He slumped back in his chair and slid his shackled hands back below the table. Andrea leaned back as well, adding to the distance, and folded her arms, no longer smiling. She glanced at the duress button out of the corner of her eye. If Kyle had kept holding her as tightly as he had been, she wouldn't have even been able to reach it. "I think we're ready for storytime now," she said seriously. “I think you had better start at the punchline. What have you been charged with, Mr Wynn?" Kyle took a deep breath before he raised his head once more. "Murder, Ms Mason. First Degree Murder." *** Andrea Mason, a defense attorney who cares more about justice and protecting her clients than just winning cases. But the one man she hates to lose to is her rival, the arrogant prosecutor, Kyle Wynn. Kyle represents everything Andi hates about unscrupulous win-at-all-costs lawyers, and for years they have traded arguments in the courtroom and barbs in the hallways. Their paths cross again when they find themselves on a high-profile murder trial. As much as Andrea might despise Kyle, she can’t believe it when HE is charged with the horrific murder. But she is even more shocked when he asks for her to represent him at trial… *** #SLOWBURN #STRONGFL #CRIME #MURDER #FLIRTY #ROMANCE If you want to know what to expect, check the reviews! ฅ^-ﻌ•^ฅ Burrito says to join here: https://discord.gg/qr7eUnxT2F

In a cosmos where the ordinary dared not tread, resided two oddly-named beings: Kyoto and Taguro. Like puzzle pieces in a jigsaw that never quite fit, they'd always sensed a mischievous cosmic wink at their expense. From birth, their worlds seemed to whisper secrets only they couldn't grasp, leaving them with an unshakable feeling of being the universe's inside joke. Then, as if the cosmic jester decided to turn things up a notch, the two separate realities decided to play a grand game of mix-and-mingle. Boundaries blurred, and it seemed as though the universe itself couldn't resist a chuckle as it swirled their destinies into an enigmatic dance. Within this kaleidoscope of existence, Kyoto and Taguro found themselves doing something they'd never quite imagined: drawn towards each other like magnets, if magnets had a sense of humor. It was as if the universe had finally decided to let them in on its laughter, the punchline being their meeting. And ah, love — that unpredictable trickster! It blossomed amidst the chaos, as if it found the universe's comedic plot simply irresistible. Their hearts exchanged glances and shared giggles, as they embarked on a journey that would not only untangle the cosmic joke but would also weave a tale of affection in its midst. But, as in any good comedy, questions lingered like a setup waiting for a punchline. What sort of cosmic prank had led to their fusion? What absurd challenges lay ahead, as they navigated this cosmic mashup? With the blending of worlds came the blending of mysteries, promising twists that could only be scripted by the universe's most whimsical playwright. Yet, as Kyoto and Taguro braved the unpredictable plot of their intertwined destinies, their love emerged as a guiding star. Their story wasn't just about discovering each other but about finding joy amidst the universe's grand jest. So, let the galaxies chortle and the stars twinkle mischievously, as two souls — perennially out of place — stumble upon a universe where love is the ultimate punchline in the cosmos's grand comedy.

Reborn into a world where Marvel and DC coexist, he became the illegitimate son of Bruce Wayne, Batman! The film and television technology system was successfully activated! You can arbitrarily extract technology from known movies and TV shows! Use Ultron-level artificial intelligence at the beginning to push Joker to a dead end! Successfully slapped Tony Stark in the face at the Stark Industrial Conference! … This is the birth of a technological genius from Marvel and DC! ------------------------------------------------------------------------- If you like a little bit of the book then save it you may love it later and pls gift this pitiful author with your precious power stones. :) [Author: The cover's not mine.]

Since when did a swallow sneak into the Bat Cave in Gotham? Bound to a system with only support and healing skills, how can one survive in the perilous world of superheroes? Baia: Of course, you become the world's best healer! Then the style of the superheroes began to change—a certain well-known zero-dodge hero actually started investing in magic resistance? Baia: Go, Clark! Clark: Charge! Whenever Gotham looms in darkness, there are always petals falling around. The old Batman, who is forced to wear a girlish filter: Is it okay not to use the pink shield even if I get hurt? Iron Can: Ha, what's the use of this Bat-kid who can't shoulder or carry anything? My Peter doesn't even know how much taller he is than her! After being picked up by Baia. Iron Can: Delicious! What about baldness? System: That can't be treated. A certain Metropolis bald person: Really can't be treated? Baia: Really can't be treated.

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Mare: The mare does not refer to a female horse but to the mara demon who sits on a person’s chest and terrorizes them in their sleep. According to old Norse folklore, a Mara was an evil nocturnal demon of terror. The Night-hag or “riding witch” are other names for the Nightmare. Our story is about 4 Special Operations soldiers under the disbanded force MARE who decide to abandon their homeland of Chrome and defect to the neighboring country of Gasia with their former Captain and 5 other teams to protect the young princess from the hostile forces working in the shadows against her. However, even those who lurk in the shadows need sleep. And when they do, the true terrors of the night the Mares emerge.

"In your lifetimes has anyone ever worshipped you? Ever prayed to you? I know you're not the being you once were, and now is your chance to prove it..." "You may meet the being I once was." "... And what kind of being is that, Reaper?" In the vast expanse of space, where stars flicker like distant promises and civilizations rise and fall like cosmic waves, there exists a man haunted by his own choices. Once a protector, a guardian of those he held dear, he found himself forced into the shadows by the merciless demands of fate. In a universe teeming with threats, he made a pact with the darkness, trading his warmth for a cloak of ice, his compassion for a blade of steel. Now known only as the Reaper, his name evokes fear even among those he once safeguarded. He moves like a wraith through the void, a silent sentinel of death, his heart encased in frost as he carries out his duty. He is both hero and villain, protector and predator.

when death comes life follows soon although not in the same world but i dont have any system to work with and im at the end of the year before i start what my journey well it could be worse... WHAT DO YOU MEAN WITH I HAVE AN EXAM I DONT NOW HOW POKEMON CARE WORKS THE GAMES DIDNT PREPARE ME FOR THAT

It’s been years since Bruce Wayne has died and a lot has changed since then. The new Batman Bruce Gray is in town.

God directed his own sitcom showbiz, which is the prime universe, and had characters that played each of his attributes. An unforseen twig in his plotline, got Seymour, a 29-year-old bachelor pianist, entwined in this cosmic comedy that led to his untimely demise and reincarnation in a world beyond his own. "You see, Seymour, I weave the laws of infinite realities in the prime universe. It's all part of my job as God's actor." The goddess spoke. "Will you be the hero that saves the punchline?" Unbeknownst to Seymour, he was being auditioned for a prime-time slot with a harem on a universal scale. Warning!!! This book contains scenes of debauchery, gore, highly censored language, and much more. It is advised that if this type of content does not suit your taste, it would be best to avoid it. This book is a mix of lemons infested with heavy plot. Strap on cultured folks, it's about to be one hell of a ride. Kindly consider supporting this book by giving powerstones, golden tickets, and gifts if you wish. Please note that this is my first book, so there may be certain aspects where I am still refining my skills. Join my Discord for free virtual bubble wrap popping therapy sessions. Guaranteed to relieve stress or your money back! https://discord.com/invite/SNsZWAfM2D Disclaimer : This is not my cover.

Having been witness to his parents' murder as a child, billionaire Bruce Wayne swears vengeance against crime and vows to rid his city of it forever. Training himself for it both physically and mentally for seven years, he returns in 2001 and becomes Batman. But to truly embrace his destiny as Gotham City's protector, he must look into his soul to find the answer about why he wants to help them.

The ancient evil god that sleeps in the abyss has awakened, the evil one who always exists in people's hearts, unaware that the spirit eats away and slowly becomes mad in every miserable human heart. In this world where there is not only darkness but also light, the fully equipped dark knight was walking his staff in the dark, someone's red tattered tights were hanging. On a shelf in the middle of the hallway, there's a spider in the middle of his chest tumbling all over the city trying to play the part of a good neighbor. The smart, philanthropic, rich man has an advanced armor for protecting the world, at the end. nothing could compare to what seemed to be the god of the world, a symbol of hope that was not of this planet, the letter "S" embroidered on it across the chest, the red cape fluttering like the rays of the sun. .. No one would have expected that, behind a seemingly normal person sitting in front of a computer screen immersed in a game, was a young man controlling

Duke, a transmigrator is born in a different world quite similar to Earth. A world with superpowers. He gets dealt a bad hand with the powers he awakens which becomes a blessing in disguise as an AI chooses him as its host and promises that he would be the next dark knight. Will it really be that easy for Duke to become the new world's, Dark Knight?

(Based on Batfleck from DCEU with some twists here and there to keep it fresh/distance myself a bit from the character. also some Arkham origins inspiration.) Batman adopts a young boy named Dick Grayson who he takes on as the Boy Wonder Robin. How will these two fair in the corrupt and dark city of Gotham? (I do not own these characters all rights go to DC and WB)

What are Heroes in a world paid to be one, and what are Vilains when they only strive to break things. What happened to a time when purpose was the reason, and reason had logic. I miss them. That's why I work as a villain of the night, and a hero for the people. Cause they need a hero or many who can keep them safe at night.

A simple multiverse novel / FANFICTION Abyssal and his heram travel through the multiverse for a quest to dominate and stand above all the strongest in each universe in the multiverse on there Adventures through the MULTIVERSE AND ALTERNATE UNIVERSE LIKE BATMAN WHO LAUGHS...... This fanfic/novel is for fun and also my first fanfic/novel so yea our mc got the power but it’s limited but goes on a Journey To acquire new New powers and ideas on how to use said powers the mc has the body that is equal to big red but does not have the power to back it up or any idea how to use the power in anyways and has to travel the multiverse to learn and acquire new power BASICALLY OUR MC GOT PLOT ARMOR TO NOT DIE BECAUSE HE HAS THE BODY OF A cockroach LOLOLOLOL BUT NO POWER TO FIGHT BACK WILL ARE MC LOSS THOSE AROUND IN A STRUGGLE TO GET STRONGER OR WILL HE BE ABLE TO BE CREATIVE WITH HIS ABILITY AND SKILLS TO BACK UP HIM SELF UP WHEN HE FIGHTS HIS Enemies…

Arkham Batman, creates gadgets, and has detective mode and before anyone asks, no he doesn’t inherit OFA and it doesn’t even fit his character, he could’ve gotten a lantern ring many times but almost always rejected the opportunity.

The city of Gotham City is terrorized by mysterious murders caused by a racist sect known as "The Crusade" that has been killing people of different ethnicities. Problem is that Gotham City opened its own stadium for an event of international games promoted by the Wayne companies and with the visit of tourists from other countries "The Crusade" comes into action while Batman and the police look for the roots of this damn sect before it more people know death.

New Book The Island Game Ave and other people are trapped in a game on an island (Called Tamahara. Each character is an animal except for Ave. there are other players who play as the enemies that she has to defeat. She also meets the king of the game. Haruka (Haru for short). Haru is a player in the game that has been playing the game for years. He of course has been playing the Lion King role. Everyone in the game listens to him. He is also the game's creator and CEO. He also takes a "special" liking to ave. What happens when their stuck together?

Reina is on a college field trip with her best friends. To a place up in the mountains surrounded by trees. The councilor of the desthmuth’s college was so excited to see she came. She was invited by the councilor to come and join in the school activities. Little did she know they were going to a vampire college. As they walk through the forest to get to the college Reina gets side-tracked by a small little bat. She follows it into the forest and then into a passageway into a huge home. She continues to follow the bat to a key. Reina grabs the key and opens a door. After that theres another door. Then another. She follows the bat inside into a secret room. The secret room contains a safe with a code and a painting. Reina opens it without thinking and hears footsteps approaching the room. She quickly follows the bat to another room to hide. Leon has been trying to open this safe for years. Now seeing that it is opened he wants to know who done it. Once away she quickly leaves the room but finds herself surrounded by four vampires. Leon, Daniel, Luke, Nicoles. They all found who had opened the safe. They knew reina had something to do with the late count Ian. She must’ve been related to him. (Reina’s ancestor is late diana. Count Ian’s wife.) As Leon tries to figure out who Reina really is the other vampires take a liking to her.