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Baton Gaffi Fortnite

Cahill

I could hear the din from the bar as I exited my SUV and I was still almost a block away. What a shame! I knew from long experience that would change as soon as my foot crossed the threshold. I tend to have that effect on people. I’m six feet six inches tall and I weigh an even 250 pounds—all of it broad shouldered muscle. My Body Mass Index at my last physical was less than four percent. My light brown hair is styled exactly the way it’s been for the past fifteen years—ever since I first joined the Navy. Sure enough, no sooner had I taken my first step into the bar than the noise died. When I turned left and stepped up to the bar the people there couldn’t back away fast enough. I took a stool in the middle of the empty space and sat down, waiting for the bartender to approach. “I’m not looking for any trouble.” “Good…neither am I. Give me a ginger ale.” He reached under the bar for a glass and some ice. Twenty seconds later he slid the glass in my direction. I pulled a fiver from my pocket and dropped it on the bar. He ignored it and walked away to draw a few beers and pour some wine. It looked to me like this was a pretty cheap crowd. Checking up and down the bar all I could see were longnecks and drafts. I reached into the lower left pocket of my cargo pants. Like almost everything else I was wearing they were a true deep navy blue. My heavy shoes were black as was my wide belt. My belt said as much about me as the bold white lettering across my chest. Just below the American flag over my heart were the letters that were my life—U. S. MARSHAL. On my right hip was my nickel plated .44 Magnum Colt Python, just behind two speed loaders in addition to the twenty-four rounds on the belt. On my left hip was my ASP Talon baton—every bit as deadly a weapon in my hands as the revolver. A pouch at the back of my right hip held my stainless steel handcuffs and its partner on the opposite side held my radio—my link to my backup team. I placed the photo flat on the bar as the bartender returned to me. “I’ll have another,” I said in a loud voice, continuing so I wouldn’t be overheard. “Don’t pick it up and don’t make a production of looking at it. I’ve been told that he comes here a lot. Is he here tonight? If he is and he escapes because you’ve given me away I’ll see to it that you’re arrested for obstruction of justice.” He gulped a few times but did as he was told, nodding slightly in response. I continued almost at a whisper. “If my nose is pointing to twelve o’clock, my right ear to three, the back of my head to six, and my left ear to nine, tell me where he is. Again, don’t point or do anything obvious and we’ll be fine.” He pretended to wipe the bar as he whispered, “About 4:30 with his back to you.” I picked up the reflection in the mirror then asked, “Red shirt with black and white stripes, looking away from me?” He nodded again. Now, in my normal tone of voice I asked, “Where’s the men’s room?”
Fredrick_Udele · 15K Views

A Fortunate Meeting

"You declared that you don't have time for girls but your diary says otherwise because it clearly states that you've got a kink for women in the wedding dress? How weird?" Jordan Dean was completely flustered over the words that just left the elder's mouth. "I probably wrote it when I was drunk!" He tried to brush it off with an excuse while huffing in annoyance. ... Just as he was waiting Jordan took a random glance at his side mirror before shifting it away but suddenly his attention was all drawn back towards the same mirror. He blinked his eyes a few times just to make sure if what he was seeing was true or if it was just his imagination. His mind stopped working on tge sight of a beautiful girl in a flawless wedding gown. Running towards him? -"You didn't tell me your beautiful name?" -"Its Lilly Jersey" -"Let's get married Lilly!" -"I-" ... "I'll do whatever it takes to be with you, I promise to work on myself for you, for us! Please give me a last chance to be with you, I promise that you'll never regret it ... *sighs* ... It hurts even more to see your silence like this, atleast say something" Jay's eyes were desperately begging her. "There's nothing left to talk Jay. I have moved on!" "Moved on? *Scoffs* Is that why you kissed me back a few moments ago? You had the audocity to say it after you ruined my marriage?" There was nothing but silence from her which grew him impatient. "I'll give you two choices Lilly, listen carefully! Either you bring back my fiance or ... Be my bride!" ... A love triangle is like a relay race where the person in the middle deliberately delays the passing of the baton. The same goes with Lilly Jersey who was stuck between two cold CEOs who were desperate to make her as theirs. What if the two men fight for the same girl? But what if she was in their lives for different reasons? And what are those reasons? Who exactly was she? What was her actual PURPOSE? And who will she end up with? THEIR story was a HISTORY and HER story was a MYSTERY! Its basically a Violent love triangle. Its a fusion of action, drama, comedy, romance, suspense and some sparkles. **** The copyrights of the cover belongs to its rightfull owner.
Daisy_11 · 47.7K Views

Battle Royale Streamer in an Apocalyptic World

Okay, before you drop a review before reading this novel, let me just tell you this novel won't be about reading others playing games via a novel nor is it a fan-fic, but rather it's about someone who was known for being a god in PUBG carrying his playstyle and survival instincts into the real world when the apocalypse took place. This book is inspired by Code Geass, Gundam Seed, Gundam 00, and PUBG. Okay, now for the real synopsis, after battle royale games went mainstream and PUBG & Fortnite took it to staggering heights in popularity, streamers of this game were also brought in to share the spotlight. Amongst all PUBG streamers, the group Big D Brings Spring stood at the top, with the squad consisting of Phantom Pen15, Ricedoctor, Dildo Swaggins, and Givemethatchicken. So yeah, these guys were streaming PUBG, making good money, and suddenly sh*t hits the fan and the apocalypse happened. Is Big D gonna bring spring this time? Or is it gonna go limp and flap in the wind? Already familiar with survival, scavenging and battle royale style gameplay, can these ding dongs use what they learned in video games to survive in this new world, not be retarded, farm up, and rise up against the forces behind the apocalypse? Author Note: Yeah it’s a fiction, first time writing, but have been translating for 2 years now on both good and trash novels (one of the best and one of the worst on Webnovel), which taught me what to do and what not to do. Now the first question is, based on the username in the squad Big D Brings Spring, which ethnicity is each from? First 10 people that guesses right gets free boner- I mean bonus chapters and early access for a month. Post your answers in the form of 5-star reviews, and the winner will be announced when the novel reaches 2M views. Cover designed by DylanWE from DeviantArt.
FrostyNight · 976.2K Views

Epic Fortnite Clips But Random - MYSTORY Nr16

Epic Fortnite Clips But Random - MYSTORY Nr16 Funny And Very Random Clips In Fortnite Hello World, Hello Viewers! A hilarious Fortnite battle royale clips montage was made today. It might be funny but at least it is very random and very Fortnite. https://bit.ly/MYSTORY-PLAYLIST https://bit.ly/MYSTORY-LABEL #fortnite, #random, #clips #fortnitefun, #battleroyale, #gameplay, #funny #video, #epic _______________ Epic Fortnite Random Clips _______________ New Fortnite Battle Royale Epic Random Stuff 0:00 - FORTNITECLIPS Hello World! In this new Fortnite blog post and in my video I decided to try something new. I made lots of weird and some funny clips and added them together. My main goal of this post is to provide some entertainment value and I hope I was successful. With that being said I hope that you will enjoy this post and my video and I think that I need some feedback. I will make more and I must know what people like about my content. Feel free to let me know your thoughts, I love engagement. 1:00 - BATTLEROYALEMONTAGE The game Fortnite has brought me some laughs so far because it is very chaotic when you know as much about it as I do. I am still very new to this game and I have only played it yet in front of a camera. The game videos are also very fun to make when I do not know hope to play a game. Otherwise I would probably not be able to try so many new games in a row. 5:00 - RANDOMGAMEPLAY I enjoy some funny fail here and there. In my case I had many fails and I also messed around on purpose which turned out to be unnecessary because I am always heading in into strange situations in this game. 10:00 - NEWVIDEO If you read this or watched the video I want you to know that I have tried online modes and the creative mode myself and it was very entertaining. Especially one custom map I have tried was very funny. It was also exhausting because I had to try the same parts over and over but luckily the creator of the map was nice enough to place some respawn points. 15:00 - FUNNYSTUFF In the end the Fortnite video seems to perform well and brings me viewers and people might like the gameplay. I my case the game is made the right way so that I can project my creativity on it. At least that is what it want to write here because it sounds smart. Or maybe not. 20:00 - ENTERTAININGFINAL With this new content post I am also willing to thank everyone who is supporting me and who will support me in the future. Thank you for reading this. I will make more and I will post many comments and make much more content in the soon. I will also keep telling my story of trying to create this online project and how it scales. Follow me on my journey! Greetings from the Fortnite planet! Yours Sincerely, ATMODEPTH X - About Section This is a compact list of my standard universal text and content! All My Stuff: Featured Equipment, Games, Clothing (give me your money) https://atmodepth.blogspot.com/p/products.html All My Merch: Exclusive Unique Merch (give me more of your money) https://atmodepth.blogspot.com/p/merch.html Signature: ATMODEPTH gaming, fun, creative http://bit.ly/FOLLOW-SOCIAL https://bit.ly/CHANNEL-PLAYLIST https://bit.ly/BLOG-LABEL
ATMODEPTH · 3.6K Views

Hilarious First Fortnite Solo Win - MYSTORY Nr15

Hilarious First Fortnite Solo Win - MYSTORY Nr15 My Epic First Solo Battle Royale Victory Hello World, Hello Viewers! A hilarious Fortnite battle royale solo victory video was made. Fortnite is epic because this was again my first solo match and I won it. https://bit.ly/MYSTORY-PLAYLIST https://bit.ly/MYSTORY-LABEL #fortnite, #solovictory, #epicwin #firstwin, #battleroyalewin, #gameplayvideo, #funny #hilariousfortnite, #firsttime _______________ Fortnite Solo Victory _______________ Fortnite Free Battle Royale Epic Victory 0:00 - FORTNITESOLO Hello World! As if my last post was not epic enough I managed to do another epic win in Fortnite battle royale. I started with the non-battle-royale mode. I actually was not fragged by one single enemy yet. I destroyed myself multiple times but I still not knowing how enemy fire feels in my back. This was also my first solo match and I used a special tactic that was of course questionable or maybe not. 1:00 - BATTLEROYALEWIN The game might be free but the victory costs much. Actually I did simple not destroy a single enemy and decided to fly in a helicopter until my last opponent decided to jump in the plasmatic wall of the last ring in the Fortnite storm. If you like this tactic let me know but I will try to start playing this game properly in the future if I can. 5:00 - FIRSTVICTORY In fact this gameplay was amazing because I actually won my first game and this one too which was basically my first solo Fortnite match. I honestly like the fact that this game is free because I do not like to spend money. All my savings where stolen in a big heist committed by my graphics card. If Fortnite keeps being weird I will keep playing it because I can and I like. If this text makes your brain hurt I am sorry. 10:00 - FORTNITETEAMS I also tried other modes but they where not battle royale but still based on the same principle but with respawn and teams. By the way, I do not know why I cannot spawn with premade classes like on other games because there are guns behind every rock in Fortnite. This must be something special in online battle royale games. Not that there are many offline battle royale games. 15:00 - PROFESSIONALGAMING I am not a pro gamer but I hope you like my playstyle. I also think that this post has to end at some point. But it will not end. Just kidding, I will end it. I am not a professional gamer but my tactics are super weird and I love them for making some funny videos if possible. I do not say that I love Fortnite but I … I would say I like it if it brings me views and I love the design of the game. 20:00 - HILARIOUSEND With that being said I am happy that you are reading these lines and if you made it that far I would love it to get some feedback. Maybe this text is great, maybe it is bad but for sure it is my text. Give me some V-bucks or juice and I will be as happy as a filled ATM. This does not make sense but I think I have to point this out. Live long and watch my videos! Yours Sincerely, ATMODEPTH X - About Section This is a compact list of my personal default text and content! All My Stuff: Featured Equipment, Games, Clothing (give me your money) https://atmodepth.blogspot.com/p/products.html All My Merch: Exclusive Unique Merch (give me more of your money) https://atmodepth.blogspot.com/p/merch.html Signature: ATMODEPTH gaming, fun, creative http://bit.ly/FOLLOW-SOCIAL https://bit.ly/CHANNEL-PLAYLIST https://bit.ly/BLOG-LABEL
ATMODEPTH · 2.2K Views

My First Fortnite Game Was A Victory - MYSTORY Nr14

My First Fortnite Game Was A Victory - MYSTORY Nr14 I Won My First Ever Fortnite Battle Royale Game Hello World, Hello Viewers! This is the most epic Fortnite win ever because it was my first game ever. I really won my first battle royale Fortnite online game. https://bit.ly/MYSTORY-PLAYLIST https://bit.ly/MYSTORY-LABEL #fortnite, #firstgameplay, #epicvictory #firstwin, #battleroyalewin, #video, #gaming #hilariousfortnite, #myfirstfortniteever _______________ Fortnite _______________ Battle Royale And I Won My First Game Ever 0:00 - FORTNITE Hello World! As I am trying to gain followers, subscribers and friends I decided to play some of the more trending games. I tired the epic battle royale game that you might know under the name… FORTNITE It is season three and the game is free and very funny as you will see in my video. 10:00 - BATTLEROYALE The fact that Fortnite is a free online battle royale game makes it very interesting for gamers like me because my graphics card has consumed all my money. Actually I watched the intro video and tried to figure out how the menu works and after messing around fifteen minutes I finally had it and tried my first match. 15:00 - VICTORY I really do not know how many people achieve this but I did something that was untypical for me. I won! I actually managed to win my first match, my first round of a game that I had never tried before! Was it bots? Was it luck or was it aliens? I do not know but I am super lucky to share this with you and to have an actual achievement here on my channels, pages and networks. I love you people! 20:00 - FIRSTWIN I still was confused and amazed by the fact that I managed to achieve this epic goal and I was dancing with my fellow teammates that made this possible. I am thankful for your service. Your legacy will be honoured. I actually won my first try ever and I will come back. You are the heroes we need but I am the one we got. I will try to fulfil my destiny. Whatever this means. 25:00 - GAMEPLAY I also thought that it would make lots of sense to try some other modes to complete my first Fortnite battle royale video and I did. The gameplay of this nice product was epic and I must say that I might actually return to this game voluntarily in the future. I you like this let me know. 30:00 - VIDEO Actually there is not much to say than the following. I must know if you like the video and blog post format, shall I write more or less? I love you humans out there, I must say thank you for the support, the comments, the feedback and everything that you do to help me. I might have few followers at this moment but I will keep doing what I do. Have a great day! End of line… Yours Sincerely, ATMODEPTH X - About Section This is a compact list of my personal standard text and stuff! All My Stuff: Featured Equipment, Games, Clothing (give me your money) https://atmodepth.blogspot.com/p/products.html All My Merch: Exclusive Unique Merch (give me more of your money) https://atmodepth.blogspot.com/p/merch.html Signature: ATMODEPTH gaming, fun, creative http://bit.ly/FOLLOW-SOCIAL https://bit.ly/CHANNEL-PLAYLIST https://bit.ly/BLOG-LABEL
ATMODEPTH · 3.1K Views
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