The Grinch Eating Onions

Le nouveau livre "Féroce Épouse de Fermier : Mari, J'ai des Médicaments" est sorti, bienvenue pour plonger dans le nouveau monde~ Transmigrée en mariée achetée pour juste Un Tael d'Argent, laide et stupide qui plus est ! Tout juste mariée, et l'homme s'est cassé la jambe, serait-ce le bien-être légendaire de la transmigration ? Zut, déjà pas de chance, et maintenant il y a encore plus de problèmes avec des parents épouvantables ! Qiao Duo'er a claqué la table et s'est levée pour chasser toutes sortes de démons et de monstres, et c'est ainsi que sa réputation féroce s'est répandue au loin ! Heureusement, l'homme est dévoué, doux et prévenant, sans parler de beau, fort, et avec une bonne endurance, toux toux, alors elle a accepté à contrecœur de cultiver et gagner de l'argent pour nourrir les petits pains, commençant une vie heureuse ! Je recommande également les romans amis "Fille de Ferme de Première Classe" et "Épouse Féroce au Top : Mari, la Flirtaison Ne Finira Jamais"~~

Robert was once a scientist who should've gone down in history as the modern day prometheus. The man who brough the power of the atomic bomb from the mere imaginings of men to reality. However something went wrong during the first test, and the entire world was devoured by the powers they sought to tame. Bu that was not the end. Robert wakes up almost a thousand years later, to a world deformed and reshaped by radiation. Concepts like magic, once thought impossible, now roam this new Earth as common fact. And what is his role in all this? He has become a creature —the only creature— capable of consuming the radiation that plagues the earth. And he will soon find that none of this is a mere coincidence.

Das neue Buch "Fierce Farm Wife: Husband, I Have Medicine" wurde veröffentlicht, willkommen zum Eintauchen in die neue Welt~ Transmigriert als Braut, gekauft für nur einen Tael Silber, und hässlich und dumm zu! Gerade erst geheiratet, und schon hat sich der Mann das Bein gebrochen, könnte das die legendäre Seelenwanderungsmedizin sein? Verdammt, wir haben schon genug Pech, und jetzt kommen auch noch Probleme mit schrecklichen Verwandten hinzu! Qiao Duo'er schlug den Tisch zu und stand auf, um alle Arten von Dämonen und Monstern zu vertreiben, und so verbreitete sich ihr grimmiger Ruf weit und breit! Zum Glück ist der Mann hingebungsvoll, sanft und rücksichtsvoll, ganz zu schweigen von gutaussehend, stark und ausdauernd, hust, hust, und so willigte sie widerwillig ein, als Bäuerin zu arbeiten und Geld zu verdienen, um die Brötchen zu füttern, und ein glückliches Leben zu beginnen! Ich empfehle auch die Romane "Top Class Farm Girl" und "Fierce Wife on Top: Husband, the Flirting Never Ends"~~

Buku baru "Istri Petani Garang: Suami, Aku Punya Obat" telah dirilis, selamat menyelami dunia baru~ Transmigrasi sebagai pengantin yang dibeli hanya dengan Satu Tael Perak, jelek dan bodoh lagi! Baru menikah, suaminya langsung patah kaki, apakah ini transmigrasi berkah legendaris? Sialan, sudah sial, sekarang malah muncul masalah dengan saudara-saudara yang menyeramkan! Qiao Duo'er mengepalkan tangan di meja dan berdiri untuk mengusir segala macam setan dan iblis, dan dari situlah reputasi garangnya tersebar luas! Untungnya, laki-laki itu setia, lembut, dan perhatian, belum lagi tampan, kuat, dan punya stamina bagus, eh-hem, jadi dia dengan enggan setuju untuk bertani dan mencari uang untuk menafkahi si kecil, memulai kehidupan yang penuh kebahagiaan! Juga merekomendasikan novel kawan "Gadis Petani Kelas Atas" dan "Istri Garang Menang Atas: Suami, Rayuan Tak Pernah Berakhir"~~

Would you play the universally disliked character in a romance reality show for a million? Xu Qingyan's answer is: Hesitating for even a second is disrespectful to money. Being cursed and trending online, Xu Qingyan says it doesn't matter; after all, you can't abandon money for the sake of saving face, right? Director: "Don't feel any psychological burden." Xu Qingyan: "Director, I feel this line isn't mean enough." Director: "Don't worry, just let loose and act." Xu Qingyan: "No problem, Director. I'll act naturally, and show you what devotion means." ....... Xu Qingyan: You all see me messing around every day, but you don’t see my hardworking lifestyle, my late-night studies, or the way I kindly interact with others. You can't see it! Because I've never done it. Netizen: "What a satisfying read, time to be discharged from the hospital." ....... The rising pop princess, Lin Wanzhou, had a gap in her heart, a sorrowful little secret about an unrequited love. In the blink of an eye, the object of her affection was on a romance show, getting ambiguous with a rival she had once defeated. The washed-up pop princess, Mu Chan, initially wanted to just frustrate Lin Wanzhou, but didn't expect to get caught up... In the twenty-sixth spring of her life, she fell for someone, and could never let go since. May you be well, with a bright future ahead.

L'année 2056, dans une ville de la région Yuan Jiang Su Jin. Au sommet d'un appartement résidentiel en ruine de six étages se trouve un adolescent vêtu d'un gilet de combat, de pantalons militaires et de bottes de combat en alliage. Sur son dos est accroché un bouclier hexagonal et équipé d'un couteau de combat ombre-sanglante. Il est assis là silencieusement au bord du toit. À ce moment-là, le ciel étincelant brillait et il y avait une respirabilité rafraîchissante dans l'air qui soufflait vers lui. Cependant, il n'y avait que silence au sein de la ville en ruines et déserte, avec parfois un hurlement qui fait manquer un battement à votre cœur.

'Kill monsters, eat meat' 'I mean, Kill monsters, save lives. Got it.' 'Tut, I could've sworn that the first one sounded better.' She wasn't a girl looking for freedom or self-righteous liberation by a hero, or whatever shit a girl who suffered for almost all her life would crave. -the shit of a life she was living was horrible, but it was bearable, and so she got used to it. Rather, instead of freedom, what this little missy wanted was money. Lots and lots of them so she never has to worry about the next day. Money - bountiful enough that when she has to spend, she doesn't need to look back or calculate her assets to see how much she has left. Money - bountiful enough to get all the fried chicken she could ever dream of. Yeah, you heard it, fried chicken. For those who did not have money to spare leisurely, getting fried chicken was like a pipe dream to them and she had been one of those unfortunate souls. A comfortable roof above her head and no worries as to when she would get ordered around to steal. No worries about when she would get her next meal-- That was her liberation. And she got it. Just that, she got it most absurdly. Awakened! Those were the people ruling the world, alongside beastly and deadly monsters who threatened the safety of average human beings. And those awakened call the shots. Alice never dreamed she would one day be awakened, and compared to others with their game-like system displaying their attributes and strength; she had a full-grown man whom only she could hear, watching her back at every turn and telling her what to do. He was kinda a pain in the ass but she couldn't complain. It was this gift he had bestowed on her that made her the most powerful Awakened there was with stats that even S-class awakeneds couldn't compare to. She was the boss, now. Mwa-hahahahaha. But life didn't go as easy and leisurely as she planned. With great power comes great responsibility, right? Well, in her case with great power comes great hunger. She couldn't go a moment without getting hungry and her stomach had become a bottomless pit. And to get food, she needed money, and to get money, she had to hunt monsters. The monsters plagued humanity, causing catastrophes and taking lives mercilessly. Those monsters, as scary as they may be, were her target and she had to face them head-on. The bigger the monsters the more money she would gain. Yeah, that was the plan, but... This guy acting as her system seemed to have other plans, putting her at the forefront of 'justice' and having her clean the mess he somewhat created. 'Ugh, I can already sense a shadow of foreboding. Someone, please tell me I'm not acting the main character role. I just want to eat, okay?'

"The Bastard and The Prince" is a gripping fantasy romance that follows a resilient outcast and a charming royal as they navigate treacherous court politics, forbidden desires, and a destiny that could unite—or destroy—two kingdoms.

The only game in my life that makes me laugh: The Lands of The Lunerra... I played this game for six thousand hours in three years, and the day I thought I had done everything I could in this game, I felt a great emptiness inside me. I thought nothing in my ordinary and monotonous life could make me happier than when I played this game. But it didn't take long for me to realize that I was wrong with an e-mail I received the night I finished the game. ---- Hi! Thank you to everyone who came to read this story. There are two things I want to tell you. First of all, I first started writing this about two years ago, but I was writing in my native language, Turkish, and on a different site. But unfortunately, the website where I published the series came to the brink of collapse. While I was thinking about where to publish the series, I remembered Webnovel and here I am. So this is my first English novel and I believe I will make mistakes while translating. Please forgive me for these if you encounter some of them. I will do my best. Second... yes, while writing this novel I was inspired by most of the novels I've read so far. Like TNE, that novel is a pure diamond for me and I don't think I will ever reach the level of that thing. So I want to say the first few chapters may feel familiar to you, but I'll do my best to smooth it out. Discord: https://discord.gg/eRZTrv6Y49

Ellie Yeo thought she could escape her one-sided love for her boss, Simon Sa, by accepting an arranged marriage to Ethan Jung. However, just when she plans to leave Simon’s world behind, he pulls her back into a whirlwind of emotions with one last business trip together. Torn between her growing attachment to Ethan and her unresolved feelings for Simon, Ellie faces her deepest emotional conflicts. As secrets unravel and difficult choices arise, Ellie must decide whether to follow her heart or break free from the man who refuses to let her go. Will she finally escape Simon’s grip, or will their twisted relationship trap her once again?

"Winter Yoo returns to Seolbeop, Korea’s most prestigious law firm, after three years of exile. Once a secretary caught in scandal, she now stands as one of the top lawyers. Determined to correct the wrongs of her past, she faces old rivals and reconnects with Hugo Kang, a cold and captivating attorney. As Winter navigates the treacherous world of law, power, and hidden secrets, she must decide where her true loyalties lie. But when her past collides with her future, will she make the ultimate choice that could change everything? Find out what Winter decides in this gripping tale of redemption and romance!"

Lee Hyunwook, the steel emperor, was the last savior of mankind, but died. In order to change the future, the place he regressed to was... The military?!! "Why here of all places?!" The start of Corporal Lee Hyunwook, who gets stronger in a special way, by doing a steel mukbang!

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'What is my purpose?' He thought as he gazed at the carnage that surrounded him. With every step he takes countless perish, with every action countless mourn. Behind him legions so vast they cover the horizon and blot out the heavens. His soldiers, servants, friends, children. 'That's right.' He remembered with a tinge of melancholy, 'This is my purpose.' Author's note: High fantasy setting, with a heavy emphasis on action, army tactics, political schemes and world building. No harem and very little romance.

In a world infested with monsters that are intent of destroying man kind, Beatrix is intent in fulfilling her dreams to join and dominate the government’s monster termination sect. she will uncover deathly secrets and meet Allie’s that will guid her along the way. will she fight for her government? or will she turn her back against them.

O novo livro "Esposa Feroz da Fazenda: Marido, Eu Tenho Medicina" foi lançado, bem-vindo ao mergulho em um novo mundo~ Transmigrada como uma noiva comprada por apenas Um Tael de Prata, e ainda por cima feia e tola! Recém-casada, e o homem quebra a perna, seria esse o lendário bem-estar pós-transmigração? Droga, já bastante azarada, e agora ainda mais problemas com parentes terríveis! Qiao Duo'er bateu na mesa e se levantou para espantar todo tipo de demônios e monstros, e assim sua fama de feroz se espalhou por toda parte! Ainda bem que o homem é devotado, gentil e atencioso, além de bonito, forte e com boa resistência, cof cof, então ela concordou relutantemente em cuidar da fazenda e ganhar dinheiro para alimentar os pãezinhos, embarcando em uma vida feliz! Recomendando também os romances companheiros "Garota Top da Fazenda" e "Esposa Feroz no Comando: Marido, a Paquera Nunca Termina"~~

Zara thought she is just an ordinary human. But her fate changed in one night when she met Zane, an alpha of a werewolf. She has never known werewolf is real, and never suspected that the bar has been frequently visited by the superpower creature. As Zane help her discover her origin, they fell in love, or their mate bond grew and became stronger.

The Year is 1885 of the Imperial Calendar. When the Imperial Flagship P.R.S. REAPER comes under attack, Major Derringer "Trick-Shot" Asus calls his bay handler to open his hanger so he can deploy in defense of the ship but is denied deployment. Soon after the ships Commander gives him a new task. Escort the Chalmayan Princess back to their home world of Primia.

A fearless stuntwoman in her past life, she has now made a deal with the heavens to relocate her soul into a wealthy heiress. Instead of boundless riches, she finds herself inside the body of none other then the antagonist and villainess of a novel she once read, "The White Rose Blossom" . Her name now is Priscilla Marie von Haust and her problems can't be easily dismissed with breaking off her engagement to damn Crown Prince of the Empire. Since no one told her that reading the novel would not imitate the characters true actions! She in now trying to fix all the chaos 'Priscilla' had once created but in doing so she finds herself working alongside the dark but very handsome Duke of the North, Christian Blackwood. A man known for cruelty and also the one to have driven a sword in the novel. How is Priscilla going to survive?! "Welp, if I can't beat them, why don't I charm them!"

Giulio Felta, who met a decidedly undignified end, is reincarnated into a magical world as Leonard Noimar. Now, he must not only master the art of magic but also come to terms with his new life.

Hugh Rolien, the third Grand Sorcerer of Malediction, escaped his dark life from the Order of Somacht, taking his wife faraway and for a time enjoying the pleasures of life. However, in the race of life, his past caught up to him. An Arch Nightbringer contracted by the Order was sent to kill him and his wife who was pregnant with triplets. In a desperate attempt, he makes a deal with the Nightbringer to leave its seed in his children as long it doesn't kill or corrupt them, in exchange for his wife's and his life. A contract is signed, with the malignant entity vowing to reap the children at the end. The children are born, and Hugh splits them, giving them to his trusted friends to raise, away from the Order. They grow, each with his own agenda and power.... but the Order still pursues....

WHAT! I have to level up by eating "I said" YES! THE VOICE SAID YOU EAT WE LEVEL UP can I eat anything "I asked" FOOD,VEGETABLES,HUMANS ANIMALS,ZOMBIES "IT SAID" okay so I can eat Zombies not humans it's weird they are me now I'm gonna eat them.

In a world driven by technological advancements and societal expectations, Remond, an overly emotional and timid high school student often labeled as a "crybaby," struggles to navigate life. Enduring relentless bullying and self-doubt, he finds solace in the unwavering support of his best friend, Sid, and his kind-hearted uncle, Dr. Edwards, a renowned microbiologist. But Remond’s ordinary life takes a dramatic turn when a tragic incident leaves him exposed to one of his uncle’s experimental serums. Gaining the mysterious ability to absorb and release kinetic energy, he is thrust into a world of danger and responsibility. Now, the boy who was once mocked for his sensitivity must rise to the challenge of protecting his loved ones and uncovering the truth behind a shadowy conspiracy threatening his city. With his emotions becoming his greatest strength and his newfound power as his shield, Remond embarks on a journey of self-discovery, courage, and redemption. The Heart of the Underdog is a story of transformation, proving that even the weakest among us can become heroes when their hearts are in the right place.

Dalam dunia yang penuh dengan kekayaan alam yang melimpah, manusia hidup dan berkembang biak, memperluas pengetahuan, menciptakan teknologi, untuk terus bertahan hidup. Tetapi mereka tidak sendirian, terdapat beberapa makhluk buas yang menguasai berbagai habitat yang di sebut dengan Monster. Tidak ada yang mengetahui dari mana mereka berasal, mereka bahkan sudah ada sejak lama, mereka hidup, berkembang biak, dan berevolusi. Karena takut akan adanya serangangan dari monster, terbentuk lah beberapa kelompok pemburu berbakat dari berbagai wilayah yang dikenal sebagai Guardians of the Hunt untuk menjaga keseimbangan alam dan melindungi umat manusia dari ancaman Monster yang meluas. Di sebuah desa bernama Astoria, seorang pemburu muda dan bersemangat bernama Aria mendapatkan kesempatan untuk bergabung ke Guardians of the Hunt setelah menjalani ujian yang melelahkan. Bersama dengan rekan-rekannya, mereka berpetualang melintasi berbagai daerah, menghadapi Monster yang menakutkan, menguak misteri Monster kuno, dan memperkuat ikatan sebagai Hunter.

Action, fantash, adventure, drama, mystery

Astor Valenford was born a noble, the second son of a prestigious family of dukes. Many might think he was born with a silver spoon, but the reality was quite different. At the tender age of ten, Astor witnessed a younger brother challenge the talent of the Valenford's firstborn. It was then that his mother decided to end the life of that young son of hers, to pave the way for her eldest son. Upon witnessing this, Astor realized the cruel reality and that his only means of survival was to avoid being a threat to his older brother. Thus, Astor lived for years, acting uselessly—at least, until news arrived that changed his objectives.

A lonely girl was deceived into being captured by a race of powerful winged mages to give birth to their kids. The hated fate of their Queen Bee was complicated by the appearance of other more powerful magicians who flew to their colony from another planet. Intro  Welcome to the universe of syrinxes - winged vampires, a multi-gender community. For two thousand years, powerful magicians have been in an endless war with the flesh-eaters Zirux, who outnumber them, so they recruited mortal people to help, colonizing 22 planets and forcing women to give birth to half-breed offspring for the needs of the war. The story begins with the first book, The Syrinxes of Zaria. The action takes place on an abandoned colony seven years away by space ship from the main stronghold of the planet Xantari, ruled by five ancient Archons.

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