Buffy The Vampire Slayer Humor

Deep in the Void a universe that is next plane of reality. A dimension all those cultivating and wanting to ascend into Cosmic God status. Inside the Void is a galaxy called the Dream Galaxy. Here is governed by a Cosmic being known simply as the World. Over seeing planets called Realms the World crowns kings to rule and chooses only those with the potential to join the Primordial regime. Every hundred years each who are crowned are given something called the King's Test. Since the World does not personally take part in this test they summon a champion from the Realms with the same potentials as the Kings. They are King Slayer warriors with strong power and skill are chosen to either die showing a king's potential, or kill the king to make way for a new one. This particular test is different. This is a eradication of King's who have abused power and caused strife among the realms erupting into a civil war. The newest King Slayer is one who is not only powerful, but carries a Thread of Necessity with a destiny to bring great change to the Realms. All the World wants is for the wicked Kings to fall and clean the slate. The King Slayer wants power and freedom.

In a world where magic is forbidden and witches are hunted, Ashlynn Blackwell has hidden her mark of the witch since birth. The night of her wedding she's betrayed and her secret is exposed. Attacked by her husband and his knights, Ashlynn was abandoned and left for dead in the wilderness. Rescued by the vampire lady Nyrielle, Ashlynn is offered a choice: die as a human or embrace her power as a witch. Bound by a mystical blood pact, Ashlynn is plunged into a world of ancient magic, immortal vampires, and deadly political intrigue for the chance to find eternal love. [Bronze Winner: Weekly Love Tales - Vampire] [Book of the Month: September/October 2024]

Tayar is currently embroiled in a brutal war. The races of light are on the verge of exterminating the races of the fallen. Led by humans with fearsome powers from another world, their victory becomes more and more assured with every passing battle. But when the last member of a now extinct race of fallen suddenly appears, the entire world will be turned upon it's head. ——————————— Additional Tags : Monster Girls, Some Yuri later in the story

Mauve Grey is finally getting the treatment she has always wished for, her father even openly calls her his daughter. Could life get any better? However, she knows it is for all the wrong reasons. She is finally useful, no longer just seen as the sin of the king, a lustful night with her as a constant reminder, especially to the queen who can't stand her. As if getting married off isn't bad enough, she is getting married to the evil vampire king. The species that have put them in jeopardy many times over. However, she has no say in the matter as this forced union is a sign that humans and vampires were truly at peace. However, Jael is ruthless and proved to be more than she ever imagined. Will she survive the vampire world considering vampires think humans to be no better than animals? Will she hold out being the Vampire King's new play toy? The cover is not mine, all credits to the owner.

Ginny Green, an aromantic nerd, accidentally slept with the infamous campus Princess, Persephone Campbell, but she can't remember. ** Ginny Green is an aromantic nerd who only believes that love only exists in movies and novels, but still wishes to find that special someone even though she's thinking that it's impossible. After she got drunk at a party, she found herself tangled in bed with the infamous campus Princess, Persephone Campbell. Persephone Campbell is an extremely attractive, charismatic, misjudged individual due to her wealthy background. Deemed by the people as coldhearted and a snob, but she's totally the opposite. She fell in love with Ginny after their faithful night together and would love to start a relationship with her. But there is a problem, Ginny is aromantic and doesn't want to be in a relationship with anyone. Now, Persephone is on a mission to make the aromantic nerd fall in love with her. ** "You're not going to run away and walk out of this room and pretend that this didn't happen, are you?" In every accidental one-night stand, of course, that thought is not an option anymore. Embrace each other at night like long-time lovers, and in the morning, shrug off every memory like it never happened. That's always been the case. And of course, that was Ginny's initial plan after assessing the situation. But looking at Persephone's threatening, yet smiling face, she knows well how screwed up she was. Let's just laugh first. "N-no, I wasn't thinking of that at all." "Good." Persephone smiled, satisfied with her answer. She gingerly moves closer to Ginny, wrapping both of her arms around her waist. Ginny can't seem to utter a single word. Seeing a naked Persephone in front of her was... was... was - she doesn't even have any words to describe it. ** OTHER STORIES: Too Gay for You: You Give me Heart Eyes (GL)

Celine frowned and moved away. "CEO Dominic Davenport, this is the second time you're addressing me as that. It doesn't seem right." Dominic walked closer to her, each step with a smile. "But you're my darling, Celine." "Why? Stop calling me that." Celine's brows knitted into a deep frown. "Do you know what Celine?" He grinned from ear to ear. "Please move away before you speak." Celine told him, looking away. He was too close to her and she was starting to have goosebumps. "I can't believe you're blushing, wifey?" Dominic said when he saw the blush on her cheek. First he called her darling and now wifey? Celine had started to feel uncomfortable. "It seems you're crazy, Mr CEO. You're speaking nonsense. Have you visited the hospital as I've advised?" "No." Dominic shook his head. "Why?" "Be my doctor, Celine." "I studied business not medicine. Why do you think I'm the best to treat you?" "Because you're mine. You sealed our fate." *** All she thought she signed was a business agreement, she thought she signed the documents for the loan grant but turns out Celine signed a forever marriage contract with the Vampire CEO. Will Celine be able to cope with her marriage? What is Dominic Davenport's hidden agenda? What would be Celine's reaction when she realized she's married to a vampire? Join me to unravel these secrets in this intriguing book. You'll surely love it.

Bercerita tentang kerajaan Zyro yang menaklukkan kerajaan disekelilingnya. Hal itu mengakibatkan seorang anak laki-laki bernama Azuma yang kebahagiaannya direbut bahkan rumah dibakar dan orang tuanya dibunuh. Azuma menjadi dendam kepada kerajaan Zyro yang bertindak kejam dan semena-mena.

Get Ready as we set foot in a brand new world with lots of Handsome men, Bloodshed and Creating a Kingdom

Lurking in the shadows, there is a Vampire who has no desire to consume Human blood. Because he loves SAUSAGE.

There exist a warrior that destroy monsters beyond human comprehension, this warrior take care of the beasts threatening the people of this realm and then disappears before anybody could even give thanks. This warrior will be embarking onto bizarre quests that will send him to the seedy underbelly of Mount Mammoth and to places beyond your imagination. He is the Slayer of Mount Mammoth. Get prepared to be taken on a adventure of action and romance!

Arcainst follow myriads paths to power, using their souls to control the forces of the natural world. Alaire is Hollow, forbidden to learn the Arcane Arts by his Clan but fate has a different plan for him. A different path for him.

Zayn Suarez, the son of the mightiest heroes known worldwide, lost his childhood memories six years ago due to a tragic dungeon accident. Following his recovery, he spent the subsequent six years sheltered, without venturing beyond the confines of his home. In the land of Zephyr, individuals can unlock their latent powers upon reaching the age of 20. Feeling bored and wanting to be strong like his parents to protect his family, Zayn decided to awaken his powers. But things went wrong during the test, completely flipping his life upside down. After meeting the Dragon King, Zayn learns that his childhood is full of mysteries. To reach his full potential, he needs to figure out who he really is. __ __ __ "The grammar quality improves starting from Chapter 9" The synopsis may seem simple, but don't be fooled! It's just the beginning for Volume 1. Volume 2 will take the story to new heights with regressors, reincarnation, multiple worlds, the mystery of the main character's past life, and super villains. As this is my first novel, there may be some grammar mistakes in Volume 1. It will consist of around 50 chapters, and I plan to reedit it to make it even more captivating after completion. I appreciate your support and encourage you to show it through power stones and comments. Also, please note that the novel cover isn't my creation; if you reach out to me, I'll remove it.

In this world, monstrous creatures suddenly arise, feeding on human vitals to amplify their powers. Zion, a young boy, witnesses his blind father's brutal death, sparking an unyielding quest for vengeance. Driven by rage and sorrow, Zion enlists in the Beast Slayer Organization alongside his friend and companion Aria who happens to be a monster. Unfortunately, Zion has no magic to begin with but that didn't stop him from training hard. And as he and Aria work hard, their bond strengthening, Aria's exposed secret threatens their livelihood. Thus forcing them to leave the organization. Expelled from the organization, they venture into a hostile world, navigating treacherous places, rival beast slayers plus those who are after Aria, and also menacing creatures. Zion's determination to become the strongest beast slayer drives him forward. However, during his journey, he uncovers a shocking truth — a dark reality tied to his own destiny, challenging everything Zion thought he knew about his family. Will he find answers to his questions, or will the weight of this truth define his future?

Year 1540 Nicole is a lowly human from the mainland trying to make ends meet as she would often paint for middle and high-class people sometimes even Purebloods which was rare in her case. She receives little money which doesn’t financially support her living. Until one day she received an invitation from the Snow Kingdom to paint the great Lord Jasper Gervassius. She reaches the kingdom and Meets Lord Jasper in the hopes of making a big income she receives more than what she bargains for. ---------------------------------- Teaser: Jasper placed both of his hands on either side of Nicole's head trapping her with his body. He stared down at her looking at his sweet innocent lamb, he couldn't help but smile at her widely. Her doe-like eyes staring back at him only made him want to devour her "Why do you play these games with me darling you know I don't like it. I think you forgot who you're dealing with." He leaned down against her lips slightly flicking his tongue in her mouth making her crave for more."My Quahneah Woman" Nicole gasped in shock as she wondered how he knew her tribe's name. Before she could say another Jasper had cupped her cheek softly placing his lips on hers and kissing her softly as he slowly removed his hands against the wall. He was wrapping his arms around her waist bringing her body closer to his as there was no space between them. As they continued Nicole started to become breathless pulling herself back to breathe, she couldn't help but look up to see Jasper looking at her with a smile that was Duchenne. His purple orbs looked into her seeing the love and adorn affection he was showing her.  "Jasper I have a question to ask you" Jasper hummed waiting for her question" What are we going to do about the tirade ." Jasper's smile suddenly became sinister as he narrowed his eyes "Why don't you leave that to me, darling."

4 year old koneko and tanjiro are on a mission to destroy the demon king Michael jackson after he walks into their home and did something.

The World has ended. Angel and Demon invade Earth and enslave the majority of humanity. I am the last Remnant of the Independent Human and the last human who has free will. As I am ready to face my Death, two Deities offer me a second chance. Chance to reverse the destruction of Earth and kill all those who invade Earth.

Demons ravage the world, and only Demon Slayers can stop them. Kagami Yamato is not only on a journey to hunt, but to also find herself. Gifted a Breathing Technique not seen in over hundreds of years, she and Tanjiro Kamado search the demon who murdered his family and turned his sister into a demon. But ancient secrets between their bond threaten to expose them to Muzan Kibutsuji.

After a terrible outbreak, humanity got a problem with the undead, cities from all the world got filled with eats flesh zombies, but it wasn’t all. Many zombies got mutations and became in horrific monsters that hunted high rank soldiers easily. After that, people who want to survive moved out from the big cities, to build little bases and settlements, powerful enclaves started to domain the weakness people settlements, especially those belonging to the army and governments, eventually a war appeared. In the middle of the chaotic time, appeared a special soldier, almost mythic, who desert from the army to fight alone. That was called Zed’ Slayer, and this is its story.

Thelo is the last remaining member of the Most feared bloodline know to vampire kind every noble blood wants him gone so to try and remove him he is sent to Larisha A land where Vampires are persecuted and murdered.

In a universe filled with magic and technology that lets you travel across worlds. There is a boy named Attlure who is born on a planet filled with monsters the size of mountains and others who can kill people with a stroke of their hand. This is a story about how Attlure will flip this universe on its head and become something never seen before... For the better or for the worst is unknown.

Reincarnated and killed several times, Blake Listerio a child born from a demon Lord and an Angel was casted down from the supreme realm to dwell in earth, grow his powers so that he'd be the protector, savior and the only one capable of stopping what is to come. But the moment disaster came, the Supreme realm went in an all-out battle dragging in the Megaverse with it. In the end, one man was left standing.

Liang Chen is a blind man with a defect in his meridians, which makes him unable to cultivate spiritual energy. Isolated since childhood, the only reason he clings to life is because of the two women in his world. But everything comes crashing down when he learns that his fiancée wants to break off their engagement and that his girlfriend, who has been by his side, is talking to him out of pity and compassion, not love. Feeling completely abandoned, he loses all will to live. Consumed by darkness and the desire for death and power, as he walks this desolate path, the journey begins with our hero searching for death and power on a lonely and dark path. Is there anyone who can light up his darkness? -------------------------------------------- Warning: This story is completely fictional and has no connection to reality.

Seorang wanita yang ingatan nya dan mimpi nya selalu di manipulasi oleh dua orang yang berwajah sama atau nama lain nya 'kembar'Dan juga karna wajah itu gadis yang bernama Linda itu pun mulai jatuh cinta dengan sikap salah seorang dari mereka walaupun kehidupannya akan dipenuhi teka-teki.

A young prince who is captured for three years finally leaves the darkness of a dungeon cell. When he returns to the normal life of an eighteen year old prince, he finds love but then loses it when he finds out she was engaged to another man before he could even ask her on a date, it takes a year for him to find his soul mate. The two are both made perfectly for each other, the sad part is, she’s sick and has limited time to live, he has a choice and so does she. Will the two live forever, or will they be separated by time?

a vampire named logan moves to a new small town hoping to have a normal life when he meets a girl who will soon change his life