Gonzo Muppets

Rex is a stagehand from Texas spending a year after high school backpacking around Europe and picking up gigs as he goes. Through a series of adventures with a variety of travel companions, he has a series of adventures set against exotic locations, amazing shows, a stream of celebrities, and a parade of characters. The story begins with Rex and companion Tim accidently wandering into the headquarters of one of the most feared police organizations of the 20th century, and by wild coincidence, they are confronted by a general who is the splitting image of one of the most famous gonzo journalists ever. Follow the strange and amazing adventures of Rex the stagehand as an innocent 18-year-old comes of age in a story of love, fear, joy, loss, and really good beer.

In the eyes of the foreigners, they were barbarians and bandits. Their presence meant bloodshed and disaster. Their name is like a curse that scares the shit out of people. In the eyes of the gods, they are performers, muppets. Their existence or demise is inconsequential. They are tiny ants, but they are unaware of it. In the poet's song, they are the children of the north wind, writing legends in iron and blood.

Normally if a person dies and gets reincarnated they'd usually become overpowered in their next life with an amazing Skill or system. But in phonzos case it's different as he gets reborn by a single woman with a mysterious past not to mention very poor yet on top of that his body can't produce any mana in a more advanced era meaning becoming a warrior was out of the picture. After 15 years of spending his childhood with his odd mother and her mysterious circumstances Gonzo is burdened with regret about her current situation and diminishing health despite being underaged so he leaves for the capital to find work but ends up landing in even bigger debts not to mention being on the verge of getting labeled a criminal he is given a solution which leads to him being hired as one of the cleaning staff in the dutches private warrior academy. unwilling to return to his mother until he is able to make her proud by becoming someone note-worth and maybe even uncover a bit of her hidden past he accepted downgrading From a powerful hero to every kids insult bag, phonzo tries to survive his horrible fate

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