Cartman Ipad

my mother gave me the iPad this is what happened :D

"Ouch!" Lolita rubbed her nose, her heavily medicated glasses falling to the ground alongside an iPad Pro 12.9" tablet. The right lens of her glasses seemed to have broken off from its rims, the bridge has broken apart too. For the tablet... Oh well, the screen looks like millions of tiny glass ants struggling for their last meal. But this was the least of Lolly's worries at the moment. Gosh! It hurts. Was her nose broken as well? "Little girls shouldn't go running along the walkways. They often brake what they can't afford," a cold voice cut into her thoughts. Lolly looks up into the face of a handsome stranger who seemed to be talking to her. All she could make out was a blurry cold face. Her vision was bleary since her glasses obviously have chosen to get broken and leave her to her blurry fate. Great! The day couldn't get any worse! "Are you talking to me, Mister?" The man ignored her. Raising his index finger, two men in dark goggles approached him. "I don't have time for this. Sort this out." With that said, he began to walk away. Lolly became much annoyed at the way he ignored. Cocky much! "Hey Mister, I am talking to you. You broke my glasses, and you may have broken my nose as well." The arrogant man paused in his steps. He turned slowly and fixed his dark grey eyes on her. "Trust me, little girl, when you get the bill, you'll wish you'd have broken more than your nose or glasses." ********************************* Lolita Jones is a 5ft 5" tomboyish nerdy young lady. A 20-years old high school dropout, the only thing Lolly has going for her is her quick wits and high IQ even though there may be nothing so remarkable about her features. The most important mission in her life is to complete her studies, find a stable job with a comfortable means of income than her current meager pay to take care of herself and her 7-year-old little brother, Skyler. Xavier Harris, CEO of Harris Conglomerates, cold, aloof and distant. Never loves to mingle and sure holds a strong aversion to those he refers to as "Meddling-Annoying-Chatty-Flirty-Ladies (MACFL). What happens when a nerdy tomboyish little lady meets an aloof, cold and distant, successful heir?

This is the story how the world will end..... "Honeypie, Sugarpie, Applepie, Cherrypie, Pineapple pie, Egg pie, Buko pie, at kung ano pang prutas na may pie! Cem, myloves~ Don't run away from me!"sigaw ni Alia habang tumatakbo. "Eek! Kadiri ka! Hindi tayo talo! Bakla ako! Bakla! Gwapo ang hanap ko!" "I don't care! Cem, myloves~ . iPad ka ba?" "Hindi! Tigilan mo ako sa kaka-pick up mo! Kinikilabutan ako!" "...kasi I want to TOUCH you. hihi. Bakit mo kasi ako tinatakbuhan?" " Kasi ang sakit mo sa BANGS!" "Wala kang bangs, my Cem! May prescribed haircut dito sa school" "Tse!" "Wait!" hinihingal na huminto si Alia. Ilang beses siya nagbuga ng hangin bago nagpatuloy sa paghabol. Malapit na sana niyang maabutan si Cem nang bigla na lang tinulak sa kanya ang isang estudyanteng lalaki kaya napahinto siya. "Hi, Ms. Alia"bati sa kanya ng lalaki at nakangiti ng alanganin. Napa-meywang siya at napataas ang kilay. "Leche flan ka ba?" seryosong niyang tanong. Napakamot na lang ng ulo ang lalaki bago sumagot. "A-hehe. Bakit?" pa-cute na sagot nito. "Kasi LECHE ka sa buhay ko! Tumabi ka nga! Bwisit!" inis na sabi niya at tinulak ang lalaki para mapaalis sa harapan niya. Napatingin siya sa direksyon ni Cem. Sobrang layo na nito at hindi niya na kayang habulin dahil pagod na siya. "CARL EMZEKIEL KATO! KAHIT BAKLA KA, TOMBOY, BUTIKI O KAYA BABOY! AKIN KA! FIRST LOVE KITA! MAGUGUSTUHAN MO DIN AKO! ITAGA MO SA PAGKALALAKI MO!"

"Wait, Collins do you know this girl?" "Uhhh yeah I do. You know her?" Collins asks back. "She's the mannerless girl I told you about that couldn't even apologize after breaking my IPad" he eyes me scornfully. I give him the glare of the century. "No man, she's not like that. She couldn't apologize coz she's MUTE!". Avalon Williams is a beautiful mute 21 year old. She has people who understand her quiteness. She get to meet an arrogant rich handsome guy that insulted her not knowing she was mute.. WARNING : CONTAINS MILD ABUSE AND MALTREATMENT. Inspired by 'Ovy's voice'. Cover made by @kokobycole Enjoy!

Cartman and Kyle get into a fight after school at Starks pond, luckily for Kyle Craig was walking past. But Kyle can't go home. His parents are out for the week, Ike was at his friend's and Kyle was supposed to be sleeping over at Cartman's house. So Craig does the unthinkable. He let's Kyle stay at his house for a whole week.

A/N I've decided to redo the story as the original was just oneshots, after my old phone which I had this app on broke, I came up with a plot for the story and decided to change it when I had saved up enough to get an iPad, so here I am having written this on my new iPad. The story won't have any parts out until I have at least a few chapters done. Sorry for any inconvenience.

Uma jornada rumo ao êxtase da Essência de si próprio, buscar não apenas externamente, mas internamente a catarse de todos os pecados — o clímax da própria vida, o propósito da própria história. Esta é a História de Perfekt Hearts, de Izzec Summer, de Isaac Frost e Frederike Cartman, mas não apenas deles, é a nossa história narrada por esses perseverantes. Ir em frente, cair, mas nunca quebrar, viver, e não desistir... Venha caminhar junto com eles nesta jornada, em direção do regresso ao INCALCULÁVEL.

"Sampai kapan kamu akan menjomblo, Langga?" Erlangga mengalihkan perhatiannya dari iPad yang sedang menampilkan gambar desain pesanan klien-nya dan memilih menatap sang Papa yang berdiri di depan pintu lengkap dengan segelas kopi di tangannya. Erlangga terkekeh. "Kapan-kapan, Pa. Kenapa?" Papanya-Revan hanya bisa menghela napasnya dengan berat. "Kamu itu sudah 29 tahun, Langga. Tapi sampai sekarang ini, kamu belum juga bawa wanita ke hadapan Papa." "Langga belum ada calon, Pa. Lagian kenapa kayaknya Papa ngebet banget hm?" Revan berjalan ke arah sang anak dan membelai rambutnya dengan lembut. "Papa pengin kamu bahagia, Mas. Papa juga pengin lihat kamu menikah dan mempunyai anak seperti Bima." Semuanya bermulai dari keinginan sang Papa yang menginginkan Langga menikah dan segera mempunyai anak. Laki-laki 29 tahun itu memilih pergi ke kota Gudeg-Yogyakarta-untuk menemukan tambatan hatinya. ©penheroin, 2020.

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