Marin Kitagawa Noodle Stopper

Welcome to the kingdom of Blundertopia, where logic takes a vacation and chaos reigns supreme! Meet Sir Wrongalot, a clumsy knight armed with a bent pool noodle and an unshakable (though completely unwarranted) sense of confidence. Alongside his trusty goat Buttercup—who wears a mushroom as a hat—and a band of equally ridiculous misfits, Sir Wrongalot embarks on quests so absurd, even the gods are confused. From stealing royal biscuits to orchestrating a British teaparty under siege by giant pigeons, no task is too foolish for this ragtag crew. With each chapter more hilariously nonsensical than the last, Stupid will have you laughing, groaning, and questioning how such a book even exists. If you’re ready for a story filled with exploding teapots, biscuit battles, and a goat that may or may not be the true hero, then grab a bo’ele of woter and dive into the stupidity. Because sometimes, life’s greatest adventures are also its dumbest. Warning: This book contains excessive silliness, questionable logic, and one very smug goat. Proceed with caution (and snacks).

The Heiress Sisters "Big" Miss and "Little" Miss, please stop tormenting me! I'm begging you!" One heroic moment at a Manhattan restaurant introduces Alex Stone to a stunning beauty who turns out to be Emma Carter—the daughter of his company's Shanghai CEO. In other words, the "Big Miss" herself. But beneath her elegant exterior and graceful demeanor, this heiress has a side that nobody sees coming. It's enough to drive a man crazy! Be your housekeeper? Big Miss, are you joking? You can barely make instant noodles, and you want to be my housekeeper? The CEO has two daughters? Wait—so that beauty I antagonized on the subway is the "Little Miss"? What? You're moving in too? No! Please, have mercy! One sister is more than enough to handle, and now there's another? They really are something else, these "Big" and "Little" Misses! The "Big" Miss may look elegant and gentle, but she's hopelessly scatter-brained. The "Little" Miss might appear cold and stunning, but she's got the temper of a spitfire. To make matters worse, these sisters have been like oil and water since childhood—and now they're both living under my roof. Talk about a full house! I set out to chase beautiful women, but these "Big" and "Little" Misses ended up chasing me instead! How is a man supposed to survive this? These beautiful heiresses are anything but docile. How's a simple white-collar worker supposed to handle their antics? They say a man who isn't a little roguish isn't developing normally. Well, I'm all man—shouldn't I enjoy this situation? Who am I? Just a guy who spends three days a week creating legends, two days falling in love, one day being eccentric, and the remaining day searching for the edge of the world and the kingdom of ice. But love... love isn't simple. The only things that can grip you for life are your teeth and love!

A young man attempts to join an organization dedicated to the safety and protection of the various galaxies, otherwise known as the Space Marines. With the goal of making friends and allies, he aims to give it his all. The only problem with this? His lack of preparation for the coming conflicts. //1 chapter a day. Webtoon coming in March 2025. Will be posting on Royal Road.

Hiroshi, a hapless salaryman with a penchant for procrastination and instant noodles, must navigate the absurdities of Mishapia while desperately trying to find a way back home. Despite his lack of magical prowess, he often stumbles into comedic situations and unwittingly saves the day through sheer luck and hilarity.

Marin found himself in the body of a young wandering knight who was driven out of the house. Forced into the 15th Century, he was armed with only a horse, a breastplate, and a lance. He was soon caught up in the era of German mercenaries established by Maximilian I. And so he decided to become a mercenary. Relying on his half-baked internet knowledge, he will establish his own mercenary force. Waging war with French knights and Swiss armies, even Emperors and Kings must beg of him. IMPORTANT NOTE: This novel/book is NOT my work, it is written by Top Old Cow. Also if you hate blatant Chinese nationalistic fervor and propaganda, this novel is not for you. I just read it a long time ago and when I reread it again using google translate and edit it, and enjoy it again. I then decided to post the translation here. PS: Sorry for many wrong grammars and mistakes in the translation, as English is not my main language.

The newly published "Rebirth of the Noble Lady: The Wife in Marquess House" tells the story of her past life where her mother remarried, and she became a common cabbage. While her sister got meat, she was left with soup; her sister got noodles, she had to make do with water; her sister was the princess, and she was labeled as trash. She was trapped in a life fully planned by that mother-daughter pair for her; her family, her husband, all reduced to a miserable joke. Then a car accident turned her into a bloody mess. She told him, 'my money all goes to my father, my kidney to you, because you are a good man.' At the age of thirty-three, she died in a car accident, leaving her kidney to a good man. At three, she was reborn. In this life, faced with manipulation, she fought back. What sister? She didn’t even have a biological mother, where would she get a sister from? And in this life, she didn't know if she would once again encounter that good man...

kemarin, Sekarang, dan esok semuanya akan tetap berjalan. ketika semua berjalan dunia akan terus berputar waktu demi waktu, Masa demi masa dan kesempatan demi kesempatan. semuanya mengharuskan pertaruhan dan nyawa sekalipun. tetaplah bertahan hidup meski nantinya besok engkau mati.

All she wanted was to convince Qin Zhan, a well-known patisserie, to join her in her new restaurant. But, everyone who she had sent returned with bad news: Rejected! Rumor has it that Qin Zhan quit life as a reputable chef to stay in the small town and run a small noodle stand. No matter how much anyone offered to hire him, Qin Zhan had rejected every one. No! That man would not even hear a word before he showed everyone to the door. Since everyone she sent returned with no good result, Gu Xin Ye had no other choice but to do everything herself! Just as Gu Xin Ye thought that she will be able to convince Qin Zhan with her persuasion skill and charm, a misunderstanding led her to work for Qin Zhan instead, as his helper! ----- Illustration: kirinlukis ----- Shared universe with: 1. Loving You Too Much 2. A Lifetime with You 3. You're My Only Star 4. The Dragon Beside Me 5. Love So Sweet 6. Commander Qi's Runaway Wife 7. The Wedding Planner's Romance

How would you feel when you died and saw yourself in the future but this future is not one you wished for even your enemy to wake up to. When Captain Aria, a decorated soldier medic, is killed in battle, she is mysteriously transported to a damaged future, where she must navigate through an apocalypse, she must confront her own mortality, and fight to restore hope in a desperate world. In the year 2024, Captain Aria , a highly skilled and fearless soldier medic was part of an elite special forces unit. During this critical mission, she was fatally wounded and left for dead. However, Aria's death is only the beginning as She was thrown through time and space to the year 2178, where a catastrophic apocalypse has transformed the world into a wasteland. Aria awakens in a harsh, unfamiliar landscape that has been scarred by environmental disasters, nuclear devastation, and mutated insects. The once blue skies is now a toxic haze that reeks of ash and smoke. Aria was determined to survive this apocalypse and as she struggles to survive with her marine skills, she discovers some scattered survivors and someone she held dear. *** Released times are every day. I might release from 1_4 chapters a day so expect to read continuously. hehe ******** NOTE: This book is participating in Cupid Quill October so please your vote, gifts and comments is deeply appreciated

Traveling through Konoha, he became a member of the Uchiha clan and made great contributions to Konoha, but was ostracized by Konoha. You, Konoha, are ostracizing our Uchiha clan, right? Then we, the Uchiha clan, will leave. I won’t play with you in Konoha anymore, let’s go sailing. Whether you are a pirate or a Marine, you don't have to accept the arrogance of your high-ranking officials in Konoha.

Fallen from the heavens, the goddess of the moon and ocean, Divine, is reborn as a mortal in 2025. Stripped of her celestial powers, she must navigate the human world, performing selfless acts to fill a magical jar that will restore her divinity. But as she discovers the depth of human emotions, her once-clear mission becomes a labyrinth of love, betrayal, and destiny. Drawn to the ocean and haunted by storms tied to her emotions, Divine meets Elliot, a brilliant but guarded marine biologist with secrets of his own. Their connection grows even as a mysterious celestial overseer seeks to bind Divine to the mortal world forever. Torn between regaining her powers and embracing her newfound humanity, Divine must decide: return to the stars or risk everything for love.

After a mysterious cosmic failure, a tiny, ancient spacefaring being bound to the forces of dark matter and energy crashes onto Earth and inadvertently integrates itself into the brain of Antonio "Tony" Williams, a middle-aged Marine veteran turned gig worker in Santa Monica. This chance encounter transforms Tony's ordinary life into something extraordinary as the being, nicknamed "Roomie," begins to repair itself by enhancing Tony's mind and body with abilities far beyond human limits. Together, Tony and Roomie navigate the intricacies of their shared consciousness, with Tony gaining an unparalleled understanding of the universe’s fundamental forces—dark matter and dark energy. As Tony’s powers grow, so do his responsibilities, forcing him to balance his evolving identity with his relationships, especially with his fiercely loyal girlfriend, Jay, who struggles to reconcile the man she loves with the extraordinary being he’s becoming. As Tony’s bond with Roomie deepens, he embarks on an intense journey of self-mastery, training to manipulate dark matter and eventually create the building blocks of the universe itself. With Roomie’s guidance, Tony begins constructing atoms from scratch, learning to harness his newfound abilities while grappling with the weight of his transformations. But as the pair uncover the secrets of the cosmos, Tony must face the challenges of integrating his superhuman abilities into his life, all while understanding the profound implications of wielding the universe’s most powerful forces. In a story that blends science fiction with human connection, The Dark Matter Sage explores what it means to grow, adapt, and take responsibility for unimaginable power.

"A man who gains power through pleasure, reborn in a life where pleasure is a sin." Yu Cheng didn’t sign up for this—a life of noodles, endless shifts, and envy was all he knew. But one cosmic fluke later, he’s reborn as Tian Hao 2.0, the spoiled young master of the Skyward Lotus Sect, expected to uphold honor and cultivate to greatness. There’s just one snag: the old Tian Hao was infamous for his lack of discipline, and the new one's path to power isn’t exactly orthodox. Thanks to a Heaven-tier technique, Tian Hao can ascend to power by enjoying life—good food, drink, and… well, the finer things. But in a world where pleasure seeking is seen as practically demonic, he’ll have to navigate scheming elders, puritanical sects, and a Celestial Overseer who might just be having too much fun watching him break every rule. Skyward Lotus Sect was all about discipline—until Tian Hao arrived.

The book The Shore Where We Belong is primarily a romance story, with themes of healing, vulnerability, and taking a chance on love. The plot revolves around two individuals—Clara, a bookstore owner with a guarded heart, and Ethan, a marine biologist who is wary of long-term commitments—who find each other in a small seaside town. Their journey is about overcoming personal fears and learning to trust in love despite uncertainties.

A Note from Barnaby Twiddlepot Dear Reader, Allow me to introduce myself. My name is Barnaby Twiddlepot—inventor, dreamer, and, some might say, the architect of one of the most infamous culinary catastrophes in history: The Great Spaghetti Incident. It is a tale as tangled and twisted as the spaghetti it spawned, and I feel both duty-bound and curiously delighted to tell you my side of the story. This book is not merely an account of the absurd events that unfolded in Flipsville that fateful summer. No, it is a testament to ambition gone awry, to the sheer unpredictability of invention, and to the fragile boundary between genius and madness. What began as an innocent attempt to revolutionize dinner parties ended with an entire town engulfed in a wave of pasta-shaped pandemonium. Through these pages, you will witness my humble beginnings, the birth of the Spaghettifier, and the escalating chaos that turned my quaint little backyard laboratory into ground zero for an unprecedented incident. You will laugh, you will cringe, and perhaps you will even find yourself questioning your next plate of spaghetti. This is not merely my story. It is the story of a town, a machine, and a series of events that would forever etch the name Flipsville into the annals of culinary history. I have done my best to recount the events faithfully, but let me assure you, the truth is stranger than any fiction I could ever concoct. So, prepare yourself, dear reader, for a journey into the absurd. As you turn these pages, remember: no noodle is ever just a noodle, and sometimes, the simplest ideas can spiral completely out of control. Bon appétit... and good luck. Yours in tangled ambition, Barnaby Twiddlepot Inventor, accidental calamity maker, and reluctant chronicler of the Great Spaghetti Incident.

Alaria, a siren who has grown weary of living an isolated existence in the treacherous northern seas, luring prey with her enchanting song yet never finding true companionship. That is until one night, she encounters the kraken, an ancient sea monster known for devouring and turning over ships, caughting a glimpse within it’s ancient eyes was a profound loneliness that mirrors her own. Through her music, Alaria forges a mystical connection with this seemingly primordial monster, realising it possesses a sentience and longing for connection that defies all legends. As outsiders who find acceptance in each other, when shunned by others an intimate bond blossoms between the unlikely pair. Together they embark on a breathtaking exploration of an icy dominion and the unseen wonders it harbors, from glittering realms of Antartic Marine Life to long-buried ruins left by Civilizations lost to history. But beyond such discoveries lies a deeper quest to overcome their solitude, teach each other the truth of their misunderstood natures, and in the process, redefine what it means to find belonging against all odds.

Oliver was an overworked and exhausted man, who dies from caffeine overdose and awakens in a world as Alex, the son of scientist. In this world humanity have been locked in a constant war with darkness, a force that spawns twisted creatures called dark crawlers and corrupts humans into monsters known as the corrupted. Only the Saints, users of inner light, and the Marines, warriors that have darkness merged to them, stand against it. Born with an unusual amount of darkness, Alex gains a rare power that allows him to push its limits of his darkness beyond what any marine could — with the help of the system helps him remain in control. Will Alex be able to survive the darkness that is claiming their world, all will he find the truth behind it all. Follow his journey through Darkness and Blood.

Logan, an ordinary man with an extraordinary love for the One Piece universe, meets an untimely end after being hit by a truck. But death is not the end for him. Awakened in a mysterious white room, he encounters a Random Omnipotent Being (ROB) who offers him a second chance: reincarnation into the world of One Piece. Armed with a Zoan-type Devil Fruit—the Human-Human Fruit: Model Wolverine—Logan gains adamantium claws, enhanced strength, and rapid regeneration. With his newfound abilities and a sharp mind, Logan sets out on a journey through the Grand Line, determined to carve his name into history. But the One Piece world is ruthless, filled with dangerous pirates, powerful marines, and ancient mysteries. Logan must learn to master his abilities, navigate alliances, and face enemies who could shatter entire islands. Will Logan survive in a world of devil fruits and haki, or will he be consumed by the endless sea of challenges? One thing is certain—his adventure is just beginning.

Li Xiaojun, a 20-year-old game addict and part-time delivery guy, has always been a sucker for those "overpowered system gacha" novels he reads during his lunch breaks. In real life, however, he’s stuck in a dead-end job, barely scraping by in the overcrowded, city of Newer Borealis in the year 2030. His only real joy comes from playing his favorite MMO, "Murim Conquest," where he constantly gets beaten by kids with better gear and deep pockets. One day, after an unfortunate accident involving his bike, a vending machine, and a noodle shop's mascot robot, Xiaojun wakes up to find himself in a strange, futuristic world that looks suspiciously like Murim Conquest—except it’s not a game, it's real. Oh, and also, He has a system like the one he had in his game, one that allowed him to use this gacha to roll for advantages. Will he survive in this new world? Or will he fall prey to the dog-eat-dog nature of this world?

Selena Vega is no ordinary Marine. As the first woman to pass the grueling Marine Corps Special Ops program, she is part of "Celestial Strike Force 1" (CSF1), an elite team reserved for the most dangerous missions. Her courage, skill, and resilience were forged in the shadow of her father, Arturo Vega—a Vietnam War hero whose spirit still guides her. When a massive black sphere crashes near the ancient Mayan ruins of Yax Mutal in Guatemala, the Supernatural and Extraterrestrial Regulation Bureau (SERB) calls CSF1 to investigate. The mysterious artifact emits an otherworldly energy, and Selena is the only one small enough to navigate the ruins and reach the sphere. But when she touches it, a blinding light knocks her unconscious, altering her forever. Awakening with incredible powers—solar energy blasts, light shields, flight, cloaking, and the ability to render people unconscious—Selena discovers the sphere’s sinister purpose: it’s a beacon for extraterrestrial factions planning to use Earth as a base for universal conquest. As alien ships begin to arrive, Selena must master her newfound abilities, lead her team through relentless battles, and confront the extraterrestrial threat. With time running out and the fate of humanity at stake, Selena must decide how far she’s willing to go to protect her planet. Can she destroy the black sphere before Earth becomes a battleground, or will the invaders succeed in their dark mission? In this high-stakes blend of military action, science fiction, and personal sacrifice, The Black Sphere is a story of courage, transformation, and the fight for survival against overwhelming odds.

(Disclaimer: Originally written by AFanWithTooMuchTime. This is for offline purposes) ——— When the Grim Dark comes to a Galaxy Far Far Away, there can only be one result. War! The Clone Wars are nearing their conclusion. The Jedi are spread out across the outer rim sieges, and the fighting is reaching its final levels of intensity, before the strain of the conflict forces one side to buckle. And yet, now, in this most precarious of moments, Palpatine senses...a disturbance in the force. A new arrival which stands to threaten EVERYTHING he has schemed so hard to achieve! Meanwhile in another galaxy, after being forced to evacuate nearly an entire subsector before the Ravenous maw of the Great Devourer, "The Skywatch", "The Crimson Razor", and several other Space Marine Chapters along with hundreds of ships and trillions of humans were forced to make a perilous jump through a thin vein of the Cicatrix Maledictum. But even the thinnest vein of chaos courses with reality corroding poison, and the jump has carried them far far further than they ever intended to go. Stranded in a new, dark galaxy, far from the Emperor's light, these collected and contentious warriors of Mankind must now carve out a place for themselves among alien stars that were at war, even before their arrival.

Takeshi Mori was just your average high school slacker, coasting through life with a steady diet of cup noodles and mediocre test scores. But his world is turned upside down when he bumps into his ex-girlfriend, Rika Kurobane—who casually reveals that she’s now the Demon Queen. And that’s not even the craziest part. Dragged into the Demon Realm, Takeshi discovers he possesses untapped magical powers that make him a key player in the fight to restore balance. The problem? The Demon Realm is in chaos, with rival Demon Generals battling for Rika’s throne, monstrous creatures lurking around every corner, and a political landscape messier than their breakup. To make matters worse, Rika is as bossy and unpredictable as ever, forcing Takeshi into the role of her reluctant “servant” while insisting he’s the only one she can trust. As Takeshi trains to control his powers, he’s thrust into battles, schemes, and the awkwardness of working with an ex who still knows exactly how to push his buttons. Can Takeshi survive the dangers of the Demon Realm, master his newfound abilities, and maybe—just maybe—help Rika reclaim her throne? Or will their past (and her villainous tendencies) tear them apart for good? Packed with explosive battles, snarky banter, and just a touch of romantic tension, My Ex-Girlfriend Became the Demon Queen?! is a light novel adventure that proves love and war are equally complicated.

In the building of Kyouko high school at Shibuya, Students are extremely scared of the suspicion that Kyouko is Haunted,And also assassins has been killing students,A young culprit named Reno Kitagawa journeys ahead to solve the war with the two allies and to understand the ghost of the school, partnering with his enemy Nuke Itski,A war welfare will break in soon.

Keira sails across the seas to find her brother who left hom years ago to become a marine. But why is she always being mistaken for a pirate? "I'm clearly not a pirate."

"I f*cking HATE being a model!" Ariani Rosè had to be held back from her mother because she was about to smash a vase on the ground. 18-year-old Ariani was a popular model who loved shopping, boys, partying, and herself. "Don't act like an animal!" Ms. Rosè threw her daughter on the couch and watched her cry like a baby. "I just wish there was someone to replace me...!" Ariani stared at her mother, her eyes glistening in the sunlight. Ms. Rosè glanced at her daughter's glassy eyes and sighed. "This... this is wrong what I'm going to do, and it's embarrassing, too. But perhaps... perhaps your sister could be a substitute." "What? Sister?" "Just go along with my plan." ***THE MAIN CHARACTERS!*** Ariani Rosè - Famous Teen Model Ramona (Remi) Edmenson - College Student Novah Rosè (Ms. Rosè) - Mother of Ariani & Ramona, Famous Actress Aesa Edmenson - Father of Ariani & Ramona Ravon Ferguson - Boyfriend of Ariani, Famous Teen Model Naceir (NA - see - er) Datkins - Boyfriend of Ramona, College Student Thaiasia (TY - asia) Williams - CEO of Marine Modeling Agency

The world was calm for a moment, as it was the warning before the storm. That's when humanity knew what true hopeless inevitable change was like, no matter how strong their technology mother nature had been preserving its wrath for this very moment. Sending the world into chaos, floods greater than tsunamis ravage and submerge the world leaving a small portion of land remaining. 5 years have passed since the devastation hit the world, humanity has dwindled drastically, only a quarter of the overall population remain. Races of the sea have formed from the flood, having a tremendous effect on the entire world, magic lies within every drop of the ocean. Submergence wasn't the only threat, looming in the background in wait, a ravenous species lurks in waiting. Preparing to strike and consume every part of this new world.

Seventeen-year-old Amun Zarin wakes to find himself alone and adrift in an endless ocean. With no memory of how he arrived, Amun is stranded on a small, makeshift raft with only the sea's vast expanse for company. The world he knew, plagued by rising sea levels and environmental catastrophe, seems a distant memory. Now, he faces a new reality: Aqualize, a world dominated by water, where land is a legend and survival is uncertain. As days turn into nights, Amun's journey becomes more than a quest for survival. It transforms into a voyage of self-discovery and redemption, challenging him to confront his fears and the mysteries of this new, submerged world. Along the way, he encounters fantastical marine creatures, remnants of submerged cities, and cultures that have adapted to life entirely on the water. However, Aqualize holds darker secrets beneath its waves. An ancient threat looms in the depths, forcing Amun to forge unlikely alliances. As he delves deeper into the heart of Aqualize, Amun must unravel the connection between this water world and the life he once knew. The fate of Aqualize and its mysteries become entwined with Amun's destiny, leading to revelations that will change him forever.

In modern-day Japan, where technology reigns supreme and magic is dismissed as mere fiction, Ronexai Sparrow, an unemployed 18-year-old, faces a bleak future. His days consist of job applications, instant noodles, and the hum of his laptop. But fate has other plans for him.. One fateful night, Ronexai’s consciousness is ripped from his body and thrust into an otherworldly dimension. When he awakens, he finds himself trapped within the circuits of a mysterious laptop—a relic from a forgotten era. But this is no ordinary laptop; it’s alive, sentient, and brimming with ancient knowledge.

Finn, who had traveled here, turned out to be Luffy's real brother. "My younger brother wants to be the Pirate King," Finn mused. "So, as the older brother, I have no choice but to become the Marine King!" He accessed the god-level selection system and saw the options: "1: Find a mate for Sengoku's sheep. Reward: Zoan Sheep (Common Breed)." "2: Befriend Sengoku's sheep. Reward: Zoan Sheep (Ancient)." "3: Steal Sengoku's sheep and roast it. Reward: Zoan Sheep (Phantom Beast)." "Tell me," Finn said with a mouthful of delicious roasted lamb, "do I really have a choice here?"

For Eons Angels and Demons battled over the lands in the Milkyway galaxy.... When A masterful tactician by the name of Gorlab discovered the darkness core, he was ripped to sheds... by Reapers... He remains scattered across the void... Before Gorlab was completely dismantled he was able to break blade of the Reapers scythe... Gorlab's hand would fuse with the blade, creating a black scythe... able to cut without cutting... The Scythe was lost in the void... Until 1959.. Rondo Newman is an ex-Marine that lost his mind after War II becoming a ruthless assassin killing dictators. He was caught and sentenced to life in prison for his crimes. Leaving back his ill wife who was expecting a baby would pass alone. Rondo allowed himself to go mad, getting into fights and trying to escape. He was sold by Big City to a mysterious Organization run by people with blue skin and yellow hair. They would hold a bunch people captive while they ran strange tests that involved Black Blood being incited into the subjects' veins. The reactions were either supernatural or fatal. Rondo is one of the many unfortunate test subjects that would be an experiment gone as wrong as possible. Rondo is injected, his veins fills black. He hears voices, everything goes dark. A demon, with purple stringy hair emerges. Rondo is prompted to grab a scythe made of shadows. He grips the scythe... A power engulfs Rondo, he is not himself anymore. Now just a skull mask inside a shadow cloak. He is Demon Scythe, here to eat the souls of those not using theirs.