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In the Azure Phoenix Realm, Xu Qi, a normal telemarketer on Earth, found himself transmigrated into a body with a similar name as him. However, he found out that he had nothing of the usual golden finger or system that he often read in webnovels. Instead, he only has his talent honed from his job, his silver tongue that can make his customers buy his wares or his former girlfriends fall from his sweet nothings. With words as his tool, he carefully navigates the competitive world of cultivation. However, he might not be as helpless as he thought he would be as he discovered that his words were more effective with women. ---- Note: This delves more into the MC's interactions with different women than the cultivation world itself. But world-building won't be neglected. Just expect less action and more talking. Netori? Most likely. If you've read my other novel Stealing Spree, you'd know what to expect. Check my other novel: Stealing Spree (R18) https://www.webnovel.com/book/stealing-spree_19920810706996705 --------------- Join my Discord Server: https://discord.gg/BWBWUrU

[R18+] I woke up in the body of a bully who steals people's girlfriends. Obviously, I wasn't comfortable with continuing to do that, so I decided to change as a person, and yet, these girls still won't leave me alone. "Hey... what are you doing in my house? No. I'm not going to beat up your childhood friend. Why are you undressing?" "What do you mean you broke up with my boyfriend because of me? I've not talked to him in a month. You're saying you broke up with him to protect him from me? What?"

【 Warning : Mature Content R-18 】 "What do you mean by I need to steal MILFs to become stronger!?" Waking up in an unfamiliar body of a Prince, Lucian stares in bewilderment as a transparent panel materializes before him, displaying a message that demands — "You need to steal MILFs to become stronger!" His mind races with confusion. What does that even mean?? As the absurdity of his new reality sinks in, he begins to accept the dark possibilities before him. In his previous life, as a master seducer, no beauty had ever escaped his demonic embrace. Now, with this new body, he savors the thrill of his newfound power. Their desires will become my playground, and their most sacred secrets will be mine to exploit. "You’re the Empress? I'll grant you a divine body if you submit to me." "Your lover is a once-in-a-thousand-years genius? So what? I’ll make you a prodigy that comes once in a million." "Your husband is the sect leader of a powerful immortal sect? Irrelevant. I’ll elevate you to become an immortal goddess." To claim the fate points of the 'Sons of Heaven,' Lucian will seduce their cherished ones and drain their divine essence. ============================= 【 Additional Tags: Incest, Harem, System, R-18, Mature, Reincarnation, Anti-Hero, Shameless Protagonist, Overpowered Protagonist, Immoral Protagonist, Dual Cultivation, Vampire, Demons, Elves, Devil, Gods, Goddess, Politics, Comedy, Face-smacking. 】 【 Author's note: You can expect a lot of smut. If any of this bothers you, this is not for you. 】 【 Discord link - https://discord.gg/Vnnfy5vjda 】 【 250 Powerstones = 1 Bonus Chapter 】 【 50 Golden Tickets = 2 Bonus Chapters 】 【 Magic Castle = 10 Bonus Chapters [Release within next 30 days] 】 【 Bonus Chapter(s) will be updated at the start of the next month 】 【 Cover is not mine 】

[Mature Content Warning] Markos is a new templar in the Order of the Holy Sword. He must venture through the wilds of Drassin to slay demons, and stop elves from corrupting the world with magic. When he uncovers a conspiracy that runs deep through the very faith of Drassin, he must survive it or die trying. In this world where love between humans and magic users are forbidden, what will he do if he falls in love with the very people he's supposed to be fighting? ----- The Church of the Holy Sword denounces elves as the destroyers of the world. All magic use is forbidden. With its Templars, the Holy Sword has driven elves into the dark wild places. Elves wield the raw essence of magic that gives birth to demons. They warn to never let an elf meet your eye or else you will be cursed as a heartless beast until the end of your days. All his life, Markos Louvel dreamed of becoming one of the elite templars of the Order of the Holy Sword, sworn to protect all of Dressin from the threat of demons, elves, and vile magic users. One day in preparation for his proving trials, he stumbled across an elf bathing in a pool while hunting for a rare white deer. Once he encounters her, he finds himself rushed into his templar trials as his own magical ability awakens. A novel based on my rpg setting of "Shattered Universe" Cover Art by Nicoy Guevarra (https://nicoyguevarra.wixsite.com) With additional art by Kim_Lei and Nicoy Guevarra. Discord: https://discord.gg/Y79vUr4mrf Ko-fi: https://www.ko-fi.com/studiohnh

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Andrew chosen by the system. He was gifted with the power to steal abilities from all living things. The world is filled with rifts that open doors to monster world. He becomes a rift fighter, fight monsters, steal powers and grow stronger on daily. But it turns out, there is more to the system than he thought at first. He was chosen for something great

[VERY EXPLICIT CONTENT] Micaela Harper, a driven American neuroscientist, has perfected the groundbreaking technique of consciousness reanimation which allows her to repair the minds of the brain dead. Hired by the wealthy Chinese businessman Zhang Wei, she is tasked with resurrecting his two sons, Zhang Hao and Zhang Tian. Both who were left in a vegetative state after a tragic accident. For years, Micaela has struggled to truly bring back Zhang Tian’s consciousness. In a moment of desperation, she secretly develops a method to transfer her own consciousness into his mind, in hopes to buy time until she could. Except she ends up using Zhang Tian’s body to get closer to his best friend, Li Wei—the man she has secretly fallen in love with—and her priorities start to shift. Under the guise of Zhang Tian, whose consciousness his father believes has been fully restored, Micaela shares fleeting moments with Li Wei. Her obsession growing for the worse with every stolen interaction. That is until Zhang Tian’s consciousness begins to return. His body moves against her will and drags her to a mirror. As they both glare through the same eyes, Zhang Tian snarls words: “You’re the one behind this, huh?” As his consciousness fully resurfaces, Micaela realizes that many of the emotions and memories she’s been experiencing were not entirely her own. The lines between her desires and Zhang Tian’s blur, leaves her uncertain of who she truly is—and who is truly in control. Now they are “us” and it seems Zhang Tian wants to be in primary control of that. Whether she’s in her own body or not. “So, who was it that truly fell in love with Li Wei? You or me?” he asks, his voice both familiar and foreign against her ear.

A story following a young hunter named Jay. He has grown up in a world where dungeons, monsters, and humans with leveling systems are a cultural norm. At the age of 20, he awakens a skill that allows him to steal the abilities of monsters. While others are stuck with a specific skill set, he continues to grow stronger after every battle. Follow Jay's journey as he learns more about his unique situation in a world that's grown blind to the real dangers of modern-day dungeon diving.  What to expect: -Weak To Strong Male MC -Fast Leveling + Rare Magical Items -Stats + Hidden Abilities + LitRPG System -Explosions, Monsters, & Epic Battles [Daily uploads, a minimum of 7 chapters per week.]

A ruthless, modern-day crime lord reincarnates as a Viking, but soon discovers Earth is just one of multiple worlds... and that he's being hunted. Using his past-life's experience, his ability to manipulate lust, and the attention of certain powerful people to his advantage, he sets out to dominate worlds he once considered myth, seeking power, freedom, and a reunion with his beloved partner in crime. ********* Hey guys, welcome to my newest novel! No Yuri No NTR (but there will be some netori, meaning the MC does the stealing)

The 'two' amnesia is embodied as a 'white' character and its main mission. Come on steal the moon! In this magical world where magic controls everything, humans are divided into 4 divisions: ordinary humans, wizarding humans, castaways, and luminaries, the last class is just slaves to witches! White finds himself just a weak slave and a mana bowl for witches, so how will this slave steal the moon and go back to the office to get answers to his many questions! They watched the slave's rise in his path full of magic and blood trying to steal him great. (If you don't like it from the first 10 chapters I will delete it)

Lucas Hughes died a warrior while in battle. After getting stabbed and slayed, he felt life leaving him until he eventually died completely. But that wasn't the end for him. He got reincarnated into another world, he was reborn as a baby. But the thing was that he was reborn into a poor family. And because of this very reason, life wasn't that easy for him while growing up. He saw his mum struggle a lot to cater for him and his siblings. And witnessing all these made him determined to become successful in life so he could provide his mum with a better life and change his family's status. As if the universe wanted to make it easier for him to achieve his heart desires, he was granted the 'Prosperity System'. With this system, he'd be able to make good amounts of money by stealing heroines from their heroes and conquering them. He'd provide his family with a better life, invest in businesses, become the CEO of many enterprises, and so on... With this system, he'd become unstoppable, follow him through his journey... ____________ Disclaimer: The system will be introduced in chapter 6 of the novel, be patient. Support this novel with your power stones, comments, gifts, golden tickets, and so on.

The year is 2080, the world has changed and people have been divided into wealth classes, the upper class AKA the Elite, the middle class, and the low class. The system is corrupt and those in the lower classes suffer in the greedy hands of the wealthy. Living in a world that was never fair, Beau Langley a street smart, book smart, and a kleptomaniac who only steals from the Elite, does what he can for his community to survive, some may call him a hero. However, when he meets Elite, Lanet Hines, he learns that not all rich people are the same, some won't just let you get away with stealing their diamonds, they'll let you steal their hearts too, but not before stealing yours.

After dying while trying to save the Hero's life, only to be abandoned by him the very next instant, Raven ends up before the goddess who'd given him as well as his party their powers. Having witnessed the Hero's failures, the Goddess and Raven strike a deal of mutual benefit. And what's the deal you ask? He has to take over the Hero's spot and strike the forces of evil out of her world. And his reward? The power to steal any woman of course! Revived with the power to seduce anyone no matter their relationship status, the biggest playboy adventurer begins his journey to rack up the highest body count throughout the world! Special Note: Uncensored character pics on my discord server, please join! Warnings: R18||Violence||BDSM||Heavy Netori Elements(Mc stealing other people's woman) [Note]: 1. None of the heroines will cheat on MC 2. It does involve MC stealing other people's partners - (Netori) 3. Any support especially gifts, golden tickets, votes, etc = more updates more frequently 4. Please let me know about any grammatical errors in any chapter through the comments. 5. Complaints about anything that I've already warned about in the 'warning' section will be ignored. Connect with me here to keep up with the story's progress: Discord: https://discord.gg/JvdHxKekh2

I was summoned by a Goddess with my classmates to save their Empire? But I have other plans. With my Unique Skill, I will get whatever I want starting by that Goddess! °°°° Additional Tags: [Heavy Lemon], [No NTR], [NTR: Mc stealing], [Ruthless], [Step-Sisters], [Goddesses], [Beastkins], [Yanderes], [Threesome and more!], ... DISCORD LINK FOR ILLUSTRATIONS OF WAIFUS: https://discord.gg/fhdv8Eb7QP

Haruto Hayase was a normal high school boy in his third year, living a quiet life until his younger sister, Haruka Hayase, joined the same school. Haruka’s beauty and charm made her the center of attention, quickly becoming the school's prima donna. But when a notorious gang leader set his sights on her, he did everything in his power to protect her—only to fail tragically. Haruka was brutally assaulted and tortured, and Haruto himself suffered an agonizing death. However, in a twist of fate, Haruto is given a second chance, waking up a year before the events that shattered his life. Armed with the mysterious ‘Debauchery System Slave’, he vows to exact revenge on those responsible. This time, he will use his newfound powers of the system and charm to seduce the loved ones of his enemies. From their mothers, sisters, and lovers to their closest friends, Haruto will make them his. His enemies will suffer as he steals what they hold dearest, ensuring their downfall in the most devastating way possible.

She is a thief that doesn't have any intention to stop stealing. A word alone from him can put her to her early grave. He is the president of U.S.A, and he caught her stealing by chance. His most hated misconduct. She is his first law breaker since he got elected as president. Is there any possible means that she may survive his wrath?

In the year 2050, a new penal system has been implemented due to the rise of violence and crimes. The Tower of Sins is a monumental prison complex with seven heavily fortified floors. Each floor, themed after one of the seven deadly sins, presents grueling psychological, physical, and moral challenges tailored to the sins it represents. The prisoners must climb the tower to the top floor to have a parole and achieve freedom. Kyle de Guzman, a young man who took justice into his own hands after the brutal assault of his only sister, is convicted of murder and sentenced to the Tower of Sins. Adding to his torment, Kyle must climb the tower - to stay alive and see his sister again.

two stories two perspectives one in the past and one in the present

A simple yet complex world in which the destinies of each character ultimately collide. A past and forgotten memories that influence the present. Your past actions may be someone else's present, and your present is certainly someone else's past. Step into the middle of this world, where simple feelings with good intentions end up creating disasters, where Happiness and Unhappiness are long-time neighbours, where each person is legitimate, where the innocence and cheerfulness of everyday life make you forget your troubles. Isn't that what a beautiful world is all about? Discover Katayama Minami's world and live in the present without forgetting the past that gave it life. French version: https://www.wattpad.com/user/MinamiNoHanashi

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Gu Xuan traveled through the fantasy world and worshipped the Holy Land of Absolute Beginning. He thought that he was going to rise, but who knew that the talent was mediocre, and that he could not make an inch after practicing for more than ten years. Just when he was about to be expelled from the Holy Land, he awakened the ability to view the script of his life. "I turned out to be a support role who was destined to be slapped in the face by the protagonist or become protagonist's little brother?" "And the little maid who brought me the foot wash was actually the reincarnation of the empress, and she also had the fate of a prosperous husband?" Gu Xuan was shocked. Along the way, he made good friends with the female empresses and various destiny heroines, and cut off the opportunity of many children of destiny secretly. Before he knew it, Gu Xuan had already stepped on the top of martial arts, turned his back to all living beings, and overlooked the heavens.

Akin is killed and is mysteriously reborn as the son of his murderer. Now and with a system that let's him steal abilities from anybody he sets on the path to get revenge and become the king of football the dream he didn't manage to achieve in his previous life

"Have the President fall in love with you or die." The last thing Ariel expected after a weekend of binge reading was to be transmigrated into the same novel as the evil secretary who was bound to be eliminated. "It's okay, I can just disappear from the main story line and live a peaceful life." However her hopes were shattered when a system barged into her mind and pushed her to fulfil the dead secretary wishes. The top one, capture the male lead. As she saw the formidable man sitting in his office chair with leisure, the full time student Ariel who never had an experience wirh boys thought with dismay. 'This is going to be a difficult task.' However, it was this or death So she plunged into the journey of seducing the male lead, unaware that once she gained his attention no one would be able to save her from his clutches. ..... Transmigration. System. Multiple Love Interests with a focus on the alpha lead. Possessive, alpha Male Lead and lots of face slapping. Fast-paced.

Inara finds herself unexpectedly thrust into alternate universes after her spaceship is ambushed. As she navigates the complexities of these new worlds, she must devise a plan to return home while evading a relentless group of men who have become inexplicably infatuated with her. Each encounter presents unique challenges, forcing her to rely on her wits and resourcefulness to survive and ultimately find a way back to her own universe.

Cryptocurrency is becoming a popular way to store and invest wealth, but it also presents risks. One of the most significant risks is theft, whether it's due to hacks, scams, or phishing attacks. If your cryptocurrency has been stolen, recovering it may feel like an impossible task, but it's not. With the right steps and professional assistance, you can increase your chances of retrieving your stolen crypto.

After being transmigrated into a comedic yuri novel as a hapless cannon fodder male character, Luo Wusheng desire one thing only, and that is to survive the incoming battle that would eradicate every member of his Sect. However, the developments of things seem to be spiralling out of his control. After a year full of hardwork, he noticed that some of the original Protagonist Harem Member, who are supposed to be into girls, behaved a little bit weird around him. Soon, he realized why. The Holy Maiden of the Demon Sect has a secret crush on him. The Empress of the Immortal Nation wants to have him as her consort. The Nine-Tailed Fox Netherqueen, the Monarch of the Netherkin Nation, wants to be his mate till the end of time. “Little Yuli! Aren’t you the original main character? Aren’t they all your girl? Please get them off me!” Facing the surrounding sharks, Luo Wusheng cried for help. As the original main character of this Yuri-Themed Xianxia World, the Protagonist nodded her head, and with a determination expression on her face, she answered, “You are right, the only one who can have you is me!” Luo Wusheng, feeling stupified at her word, can only stare in shock toward the incoming meteor that is the female sword cultivator. Luo Wusheng: ???, What's wrong with these girls??

Fate is absolute—or so Alex believed. A failed Muay Thai master and contract killer with nothing but novels to escape his broken life, Alex meets his end in betrayal. But when a dying system latches onto his soul, he’s thrown into a fractured universe where 'Chosen Ones' hoard fate, draining the world of balance. Now, Alex must become the ultimate disruptor, stealing their luck and unraveling the secrets of a corrupt creation.