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A once-opportunistic boy is reborn into a world of his dreams, equipped with a strong system. And he can do anything he ever dreams of. Beautiful woman? Yes S*x? Yes Yuri? NO NTR? NO So come and enjoy the novel I write for fun. PS: This novel is fantasy and has nothing to do with the real world.

田家的真千金归来！ 当了二十多年亲女儿的田悠悠，忽然变成了假千金。 被赶出家门的她，却被另一个人寻找着踪迹…… 三年前，为了家族利益，田悠悠被父亲送到了别人的床上。 三年后，那个人再度归来，她以为他会落井下石，跟真千金一起对付她， 却没想到，他说：“夫人别跑，我们先领个证!”

The good-natured Hou Yuxiao arrived in a martial arts world clearly divided between good and evil with a magical dual-colored lotus flower and became the Family Head of a small, insignificant Demon Path family in a county town, overseeing three younger brothers and a sister. The second brother was hot-tempered, the fourth brother was prone to fratricide, the youngest lived amongst the Demon Path but spent all day studying Confucian classics, and the only sister turned out to be a... Looking at the four problematic children, Hou Yuxiao fell into deep thought! It was a time of great contention, with Dynasties desperate for virtuous talents, seeking to stabilize their reign over The World, with sects dominating certain regions, aspiring to tower over all living beings, with families carrying on centuries of legacy, aiming to pursue happiness forever, with gangs reigning supreme, striving to build everlasting power, with academies resolving doubts and imparting knowledge, hoping people would promote the practice of farming and reading to future generations, ... Thousand-Faced Handsome Man Hou Yuxiao, Black Extinction Demon Blade Hou Yucheng, Nation-Topping Demon Consort Hou Yuling, Blood Sword of Sunrise Hou Yujie, and Saint-Overturning Demon Confucian Hou Yuduan... Years later, looking back, the Hou Clan had already ascended to the pinnacle.

what happens when Samantha who was finally moving on from the past but that past decides to meet and ruin her future? Is the Hoodie Guy apart of it all or is he also just a victim like Samantha?

She lives a simple life. His is as tangled as a piece of thread. She is full of joy and bliss. He is burning with hate and blood lust. But somehow, they need each other. And he would stop at nothing to make sure she is his. In a world of where you feel cold, you gotta stay gold. The pains of a past life and the bewilderment of the future, can these two souls become one? * * * * By the way, these book covers aren't mine. Just wanted to you all to know. Also, don't forget to like, share and maybe drop a few Power Stones. It might just make someone's day

This is a very long and strange tail... of mystery and wonder... Aboutva dog with a dream... In a monster populated island filled with different beasts there is one beast who rains supreme. This beast, a half man half dog named Spike Dogtooth has a dream and this is to leave his island home and explore the world. Then fight to become a Mob boss. A being with enough power rule the world! to do this he'll have to travel out of his home to the land of Capo Initiative. Find it's leader, one of the 4 Mob bosses and defeat him. Earning the title. He can't achieve this dream alone and he leaves his home, to assemble a gang of powerful criminals. But it won't be easy as he has to face many enemies along the way. The Order, the one and only worldwide police force, the other mob bosses determined to secure their titles and of course other gangs determined to achieve the same dream! Can Spike fulfill his dream? Will he find the gang members he needs? Will he die trying? Find out all this and more in...THE DOGTOOTH FAMILY! "Ah there you are! hehehe..." HEY WHAT ARE YOU?...HEY!!!NO DONT !! PLEASE! AAAAAAAHHH!!! " gulp* swallow* aaah , Now this shitty little story has a real narrator heheheHAAAAAAAA!!

In the city of Naha, Japan, a new generation of the Odjin family carries a dark legacy of violence and assassination. After the legendary patriarch, Ban Odjin, was executed 25 years ago, the surviving family clung to life, hidden in the shadows and protected by forbidden spells. But when Odjin emerges from the realms of darkness, the family becomes a nightmare threatening the very existence of humanity. They rise to be the world’s most dangerous family of assassins, and thus, the hunt begins.

When the renowned CEO William Anderson meets Dahlia Sinclair, he thinks she is just another woman her grandmother has set him up with. However, he is completely caught off guard when Dahlia looked him in the eyes and said, "Let's get married!"

The story is after the boy's escape. Who wanted to live like everyone else. But his plan failed and now he is not clear where ...

This is not the Book. I'm using this book's title as a placeholder to save the title so no one else takes it.

It is a story of a man wanting to take revenge for his wife's murder and will not stop until everything runs red.

Tale of a family who rises up from rags to riches.A story of a father who against all the difficulties raises to protect and prospect the family. Mc is an Transmigrated person who happens to have unlocked his cheat. Traveling to the fantasy world, when Leiter was in his forties, he finally became a little nobleman – the lord of Young Eagle Town. Only then did he discover that he also had golden fingers. Looking at the two options of [Text Simulation] and [Real Simulation], Leiter hesitated to choose [Real Simulation]. [Do you want to enable real simulation? Every simulated day consumes 5 destiny points. 】 “yes” … [The real simulation is over, please choose an attribute you want to keep. 】 【1. Constitution】 【2. Dou Qi】 【3. Mental power】 Fantasy simulation, lord farming, family growth, more exciting, please watch!

Follow Li Bao as he builds the strongest cultivation family! Of course with a system! ------ Action? Yes OP? Yes, not immediately Lemons? Yes Harem? Yes, but he isn't catching Pokémons

A story that revolves a group of teens that deals with love, anger, happiness and sadness before they enter their 20s.

Heroes serve and protect our society "Weirdo guy" alongside his sidekick "Captain Cash" are just among the many others who will face the hardships and sacrifices of being a hero, as danger strikes and other chaos arise, these two would have to think and come up with strategies in order to face these impending dangers.

[COMPLETED] ---------- "For ten years, I have loved you in vain. Now, my love has withered." Liliana Xin was treated like wallpaper in her four years of marriage with her CEO husband Asher Shen, despite her best efforts to build a happy home. She thought she could endure his neglect, but when a miscarriage got her nothing but a cold shoulder from her husband, Liliana decided enough was enough! "Divorce me this instant." What's the use of wallowing in self-pity? Shouldn't she be her own boss and lead a life without begging for a man's love anymore? It was time for her to squeeze out massive alimony from this apathetic man and leave to become a successful woman on her own! On her healing journey, Liliana crossed paths with Lucas Liu. The younger man had the same forlorn look in his eyes, reminding Liliana of her misery. "Join me. I'll make you more powerful." She promised, wanting to save him to repay him for his kindness. He was there for her at her lowest. With Lucas and her friends, Liliana continued moving forward. She didn't look back at the people who had never cherished her. They were no longer important to her. But there's someone that wasn't happy with this new development. Asher reappeared, his frosty cold mask was replaced with deep regret and longing. "I was wrong. Please, come back! I'll do anything!" Liliana scoffed, turning her back on her first love. She won't repeat the same mistake of loving him ever again. ------------ WSA 2023 Entry: Billionaire/CEO/Mafia Exclusive cover by @khaizusan (Instagram) Tags: slowburn, weaktostrong, boss-subordinate, divorce Please note that the characters are not OP from the start. They will undergo character development and even make good/bad decisions during the period.

"I'm not here to play games, Your Highness," Danae whispered, her eyes locked on the prince's. "I'm here to uncover the truth. And if you're not willing to trust me, then perhaps you're not worth saving." The prince's gaze narrowed, his voice low and husky. "And what makes you think I need saving?" *** Danae, a skilled healer and apothecary, is secretly hired by the queen dowager to help her son, the crown prince, who has fallen ill under mysterious circumstances. Danae is tasked with finding the cause of the prince's illness and curing him without revealing her true identity or purpose. Upon arriving at the palace, Danae is surprised to find that nobody outside the palace has ever seen the crown prince, she doesn't recognize him and neither does he know why she's in the palace. But complications arise when Danae discovers a shocking truth about herself. That's she's not actually Danae, but Scarlett. She must navigate the challenges of a bygone era while keeping her true identity and purpose hidden. As she and the prince grow closer, they must confront the consequences of their hidden identities and the danger that surrounds them.

When the old family reveals itself to take back what is theirs, the world will tremble. War will be the only outcome, the world order will change, and humanity will either prosper or remain enslaved. This is the story of the last heir of kings

Note to readers.. Dear readers, I will have to pause the update for TBIF. This is to enable work on my books for WSA, Bed Of Roses and the one I will be entering today. I hope you all will continue to give me the same positive energy you've been giving. Thanks for understanding. ***** Damien had been stuck in a night from five years ago when he had a night with a random lady. For some reasons, he couldn't get her off his mind and vowed to find her. But that would be hard. With only her face in his memory and no name, how would he find her? As coincidences, fate, destiny, and a certain connection pull them, with each passing moment, closer to each other, they realize that they had been right under each other's noses all along. "Do, you really think.it was just a night stand?" The older woman asked and the two youngsters were thrown into instant confusion. Eleanor was sure that the only reason she went to the bar was because she was angry and needed a place to vent it out. And to her greatest knowledge, no one forced her to it. Damien too. He was at the Castle of Wine because he needed a quiet place... away from work. So... What was it...? ***** And, when they find out that it wasn't just a nightstand they shared, but infact, had a lot of things in common apart from the kids, only then would they realize... The journey just begun... ㅗㅠㅠㅗㅎ

Kazuki Yamada, an 18-year-old university student in Tokyo, is determined to leave his painful past behind. Orphaned by a tragic accident and mistreated by his cruel relatives, Kazuki’s life has been a series of unfortunate events. Now, at the prestigious Tokyo University, he hopes to reinvent himself and escape his troubled history. However, his first day of university takes a dramatic turn when he heroically helps an elderly woman cross the street, only to be struck by a car in the process. When Kazuki wakes up in the hospital, he is not only nursing physical injuries but also an unexpected new reality. He has activated a mysterious system with a loli-voiced AI that demands he complete increasingly perverted tasks to survive. From stealing panties to peeking on unsuspecting girls, Kazuki must navigate this bizarre, often humiliating system while trying to maintain a semblance of normalcy. The system's rewards—new skills, experience points, and, ultimately, the means to stay alive—are tied to his interactions with beautiful women. As Kazuki fumbles through his new life, working part-time at a convenience store and dealing with his classmates, he encounters a colorful cast of characters, including Haruka Takahashi, a friendly but popular girl, and Rina Yoshida, a quiet and enigmatic student. Alongside these initial characters, he faces challenges from local gangsters and intriguing mature women. As Kazuki’s perversion deepens and his interactions grow more intimate, the stakes of his tasks escalate.

Maid, older sister, younger sister, and even mother, all of them.

There was a bright flash of light and the continent shattered! Everyone is assigned to an island that is two meters square! A broken fishing is being provided to everyone, how to survive is up to each person's ability! "Ding, sign-in system activated!" "First day sign-in successful, obtained fully automated fishing net

Mina has no idea if "she" is dead or alive. But one thing's for sure - with her new furry identity, no one would know she used to have only two legs. Armed with her razor-sharp wit and newly discovered cat skills, Mina knows her chances of living a comfortable life is higher with a human who can handle her cattitude and put up with her thirst for fame. With her squeaky sidekick Tarou, Mina discovers the world through the eyes of a cat and sets off to change the course of her once pathetic life. At this second shot at life, Mina has one goal -- total world domination or something significant enough to be mentioned in history books. Unfortunately, fate may have other plans in store for her. Warning: This novel is full of misunderstandings between a cat and a mouse. -- "What happened?" he bellowed in a voice that sent chills to the soldier and the servant. Knowing the master's temper, the soldier quickly explained. "This servant kicked the master's cat." The master looked at the servant with a murderous look. "Which foot?" Shaking in fear as the master looked at him with a murderous glance, the servant couldn't say a word. "Which foot?" The master asked again, this time in a louder voice. The servant's knees betrayed him when he heard those words. He immediately went down on his knees. "I'm sorry master, I will not do it again." he pleaded earnestly, his hands grasping each other. "Master, have mercy on me." He eyed man begging at his feet with disdain. He walked past the man and inched closer to the slumped cat on the floor. He picked up the creature with extreme care, patting its head. He took a quick look at the dejected man before looking at the soldier who eyed him nervously. "A toe will do." The servant looked at the cat who appeared so haughty as if it is the master's wife. "Even the most beautiful maidens could not move the master's heart. How could a cat make him act like a husband who is saving his wife?" he muttered under his breath. Lording over its victory over the servant, the cat let out a smile revealing its fangs as if mocking the man.