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Multiverse Chaos : The Tale of a Bored Goddess

OFFICIAL DIVINE ABSTRACT Subject: Yan Meigui, Great Goddess of Life, Luck, War, Tax Evasion, & 37 Other Domains (Job openings were plentiful last millennium. Pension plan? Cosmic.) STATUS REPORT: Supreme cosmic power? ✓ Omniscient wisdom? ✓ Ability to warp reality on a whim? ✓✓✓ Escaping soul-crushing, eternity-spanning boredom? ...Error 404. Heaven’s predictable. So predictable. Brunch with Buddha? He always orders avocado toast. Armageddon committee meetings? Agenda item 3: Apocalypse rescheduling (raincheck for Ragnarök). Yan’s only escape? Binge-reading mortal fiction. So much drama! So much chaos! So much… unpredictability. Then—A Divine Epiphany™: “Hear me out…” Yan whispered to the void (HR was on lunch break). “What if… I just… GO INTO the stories? Experience the drama firsthand? Maybe… tweak a few plot points? For, uh, narrative enhancement?” OBJECTIONS OVERRULED: “Are those worlds even real?” scoffed the Angel of Pedantic Queries. Yan's secretary. Yan waved a hand. Puff. He became a very confused garden gnome. “Well, OBVIOUSLY they’re real,” she declared, adjusting her war helmet (doubles as a knitting basket). “Where else would all these weird ideas come from? Mortals aren’t that creative.” MISSION PARAMETERS: Descend Immediately. Heavenly predictability = Terminated. Experience ALL THE STORIES. Romance! Intrigue! That one is about competitive cheese rolling! Optional Objective: Introduce "Controlled Narrative Enhancements" (a.k.a. Make Some Chaos™). ARMED WITH: Divine boredom A slightly used "World-Hopping VIP Pass" (expires: never) Zero understanding of mortal consequences (It’s fine! She’s Goddess of Luck, too!) WARNING: Reality stability not guaranteed. Mortal sanity optional. All stories are subject to divine "editorial input." CURRENT LOCATION: Chapter 1, Page 1... somewhere. Probably involving velociraptors. Or sentient badgers. Maybe both. Let the games begin!
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Side Job: SSS-Class Necromancer!

“If God loved you so much, he wouldn’t have put you against me.” … In the present of this age’s fantasy, what the world needs is not a hero but a priest working part time as a Necromancer. Healing by the day, hunting dark mages by the night, presenting you, Elios, the guy who will solve all your problems by any means as long as you pay him the right. A demon is haunting you? Call Elios. The guards aren’t accepting bribes? Call Elios. Your toilet ain’t getting flushed? Call Elios. There are no limitations to what you can ask. As long as there is a right price, everything is possible. Our dependable priest is capable of any and everything. Ah! Though there is one thing you can never ask him to do. Children. You can’t ask him to hurt them. And perhaps you should never mention anything related to that as well. Or else… Even death would be mercy. … In the World of Zarraf, there lives Gods, not all goods are good and certainly none are without motives. They rule the world’s 7 nations: The Nation of Light and Sun The Nation of Water The Nation of Fire The Nation of Life The Nation of Earth The Nation of Moon The Nation of Wind Each ruled by a Goddess that has their own stance in their ruling. But that is only the first page of this world. The second page colors the Ancient Gods of Corruption, Rage, Curse, Death and Hate. The third belongs the Seven Sins’ Incarnations that are ready to succeed the Ancient Gods. The Fourth is of the Witches who stand against all Gods equally. And the Final Page colors the [Immortals] or otherwise known as [Players] that will be summoned to bring Chaos to this world. A World that was meant to be destroyed, such is the fate of the world of Zarraf as powers beyond the realm of mortals threaten the dynamic equilibrium of their existence. In the end, the world was prophesied to be destroyed by one cause or another. Nothing could prevent looming destruction… Or so it was supposed to happen..
Ethel_Imaginations · 99K Views
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