Ox Wifi

In the village of Slyvia, three brave kids - Parker, Peter and Janet - set out to confront an evil giant's spirit at the peak of a mountain. Despite warnings from the sage, they embarked on a perilous journey, receiving help from an old man with a magical staff. After solving three impossible riddles, they defeated the giant and returned home to celebrate their victory, reminding everyone of the power of friendship and courage

Trigger Warning: Includes a lot of crude humor and toilet humor. Not recommended for reading during meals. Version 1: Mia transmigrated. Her father, with the face of a scholar, is cunning and deceitful. Her mother, though kind-looking, has a heart of steel. Her older brother appears simple-minded but is sly, and her older sister is selfish and sharp-tongued. They were born to be villains, existing only to highlight the righteousness and virtue of the main hero. They work hard to commit all sorts of evil deeds, sinking deeper into the mire, destined to meet a tragic end. As for Mia—she possesses a mystical spring, but she’s timid and weak. All she can do is prolong her family’s lives just a little bit longer... Version 2: In a past life, Mia’s family died off early. In this life, they’ve formed alliances with the most notorious figures—the infamous lord and the rebel leader. They have no filial piety, no loyalty, no moral integrity, and no backbone. But they’re all alive, together as a family... Version 3 (Reader Summary): Dad’s a Medusa, Mom’s a polar bear, Brother’s a wolf, Sister’s a weasel, and the heroine is a giant panda, strong as an ox but mostly just there to be cute.

[WARNING: MATURE CONTENT R-18] *Waifus - yesss! *Lemons - In excess! ******* Ever since the Great Cyber Collapse of '42, when AI went bonkers and decided to nuke the planet's WiFi, nations had gone dark. Military might crumbled faster than a stale cookie. In its place rose the shadowy world of espionage, where keyboard warriors became the new superheroes. Ned Wyatt, a 20-year-old anti-social hermit who was always locked up in his mommy's basement, got the chance to shine. He completed the hardest missions with ease, broke into the most secured places, and escaped with his balls intact; all with just a keyboard, a mouse and bottles of energy drinks. Before long, his avatar "Agent xXx_SpyGod69_xXx" was known as the greatest spy of all time, a character who gave meaning to the game of DEADLOCK! As far as Ned was concerned, he was living his dream life, all until the sudden death of his avatar, leading to his transmigration into the world of DEADLOCK to replace his deceased avatar, because without Agent xXx_SpyGod69_xXx, DEADLOCK was just like any other MMORPG spy game. But what was a spy without a team of in-game beauties and a hideout?? ***** [CAUTION: Made by a degenerate] No ntr No Yuri DISCLAIMER: Cover isn't mine

‘My enemy, my friend, my love, my pain. He was everything and more to me. My protector and my warden. Most importantly, especially for you, he was my leash.’ ________ Ísar Jovevski, the King of Ogronevia. Praised as a good king, a blessing from the gods, a mighty king. Kind and benevolent king. The greatest King in the kingdom’s history, never mind that his bloody ascension was a bad omen. A man holding a darkness that could consume him as well as everyone around him, if not for his childhood friends. If not for his love for Xinghua Li. Imperial Son Li Xinghua of the Qianlong Empire. A prince, a martial artist, a warrior and Ísar’s childhood friend. The only person in the world that was able to make Ísar nervous and stumble over his words. He loved him. A kind of love where he could not breathe nor exist if the other were not in his life. The kind of love where one’s heart jumped to the throat from a mere smile. The kind of love that turned into a double-edged sword. Where if it were lost—no—broken, the pieces would harm all. And none could’ve avoided the cuts of its shards. _______________ [Excerpt] The shores were stained with thick, black blood. The stench of rotten corpses filled the air as the ocean’s breeze swept over his kneeling form. Ísar stared at the endless void that was the ocean. He barely registered the tears running down his cheeks as he watched the sun rise. The celestial source slowly moved high above his little kingdom and Ísar continued to stare. The screams coming from behind him were muffled background noise. “My King! My King, please! Please spare me!” He didn’t know who that was. The voice was familiar but nothing came to mind. It didn’t matter, in the end. Nothing truly mattered anymore. He squeezed the old and worn out plush toy close to his chest. The fabric was tearing and the little ox toy had never looked uglier. He stared down at it and with a sad smile and teary voice, he said, “You don’t smell like him anymore. Nothing smells like him anymore. Please come back. Please. I miss you, my big star. I miss you.” _________ Inspired by Edgar Allen Poe and Gothic Themes [FKRV is a tragedy fantasy romance with both positive (found family, childhood friends, first loves) and negative themes (loss, grief, loneliness, suicidal ideation, murder). There will also be more mature chapters in the future which I’ll put a R18 warning for. Happy reading!]

Dari dalam kegelapan malam, dan untuk memurnikan Bumi dari kejahatan. Perempuan berkepala lembu membunuh para Penjahat untuk menegakkan keadilan. Fanfiction dari Kyuusen No Shima karya Higashida Yuusuke.

You had taken up the Student profession You had now reached level 7. Acquired skills: elementary school knowledge, junior school knowledge, and senior high school knowledge. You took the university entrance exam and scored full marks. Your have been upgraded to level 9, and you have activated the profession-change interface. You became a scientist and gained R&D skills. You used R&D skills and gained space fortress-building technology. You used R&D skills and gained starship technology. You are now invincible.

As the world began to recover, mysterious energy appeared along with it. Inside the family castle that was passed down from generation to generation, Luo Chuan found a wooden door. When he opened and walked through the door, he realized he was in an endless microscopic world where the citizens were smaller than ants. With a blow, he was able to create a storm. With a sneeze, he was able to create heavy rain. With a punch, he was able to turn a whole city into a ruin. With a step, he was able to crush the highest mountain. After witnessing his power, the citizens of the microscopic world began to fear him and pray to him as if he was an ancient deity. “Ding! Your followers have offered you a world item, the Book of Knowledge. You have gained the power to understand everything.” “Ding! Your followers have offered you a world item, the Gravity Orb. You have gained the power to control gravity.” Ding! Your followers have offered you a world item, the Thunder Source. You have gained the power to control thunder.” With the help of these world items, Luo Chuan’s power had reached a new height. Billions of years later, Luo Chuan had complete control over the microscopic world and was hailed as the one above all with trillions of followers. His power also made him the strongest in the real world.

CHAPTER 97-147 ARE CURRENTLY BEING REWRITTEN F×M Book 1 Intimacy Contract Pregnancy Engagement Marriage As the old adage goes, marriage has never been easy Book 2 whips WiFi contracts true love submission invasion

A house where those who enter, never set foot in the outside world again, for once you've gotten in, there is no such thing of getting out. *A/N: This is a story I made back in year 7 (6th grade), so I apologise in advance for how jumpy, short and cliché the storyline is. Read at your own discretion lmao.

Shein mei,a cultivator from cultivation world get transmitted into a another world after she died when she was fighting with demon When she opens her eye found herself near pond while someone was shaking her.”SHEIN MEI ,WAKE UP YOUR HUSBAND IS HAVING LABOUR” “What i have husband?WHEN—-“ strong looking women”shein mei your brain is effect by those brothel scents now you forget you husbands.Go to your home.Give this aunty of yours to rest”dragged her to ox cart When she reach her home she found not only one she have four husband-What is happening!!!!!!!!!

Once upon a time there was a blue criminal bundle and a hip-hop bundle.They always Xx wox

"Buckle down motherfuckers because I'm about to tell you the story of why I hate basements." Cadence, mostly known as Cade, was not the type of person who did as she was told. In fact, she was the exact embodiment of chaotic-neutral. She did what she wanted and how she wanted to do it. But now, after waking up in the body of an infant in a strange place, she realizes that maybe being the chaotic little shit that she is, isn't exactly befitting of a princess. That's why she's going to do whatever the fuck she wants anyways. Although, she does need to find her best friend who fell into the portal after her. Eh, he'll probably survive. Hopefully. What she really needs to find is the portal back to their world a.k.a WiFi land.

Hi! my name is Brianna and i want to tell you my story. It all started at home when the power went off and I was home alone! U can already tell this gone be a horror story lol.. Before the power went off I was in my room watching YouTube, like c'mon I was enjoying my video!! Chile anyways I went outside to see what was going on, it turned out that the power went off for the entire city, weird. I wanted to call my mom but I had no wifi cuz the power was off. When I went back inside I saw something moving, I didn't know what it was cuz I didn't see properly, I just know I ran back outside and stayed there, at least I could see some things cuz of the moonshine after like 30min I couldn't take it anymore I was feeling so cold so I had to inside I waited for some minutes till I had some guts to go in. I realised that the power wasn't gonna come any time soon so I went inside. While on my way to go back to my room I was so scared till the point I started praying in my heart. I couldn't see anything and I didn't want to bump into some creepy as$ monster so I stopped turned on my phone's flashlight and started observing the house.. then I started walking slowly on my way to my room. I was only to steps to my room when I heard some weird creepy noises, I froze for some seconds before I screamed "who is there?! Plz if someone is there Sara(lil sister) or dom(big brother) tell me who is there? I heard some laughing noises I got so mad cuz I already knew who it was. Dommm!!!!! I screamed" Wtf?! Do u know that u almost killed me!! Dont ever do that again I screamed, when he finally came closer I realized that it wasn't him it was a creepy giant monster with the same voice as him, I fainted and dont know what happened after. I woke uuu in the hospital to see my family there next to me. I screamed "dom!! I.. I....i thought it was u..u... but it wasn't.." My mom was so confused so she asked me "what r u talking about Brianna did u forget that Sara and dom died along time ago.." I was so shocked and confused I didn't even understand anything and words couldn't even come out of my mouth. Turns out that yesterday the things I saw, the laughs I heard were all my imagination.

okay this is just me trying my hand at writing for fun, nice to meet'cha! I'm a sojourner, I have no name and I only upload when I find wifi. this is a tale of bitter loneliness and a desire to be something more spanning more than one lifetime, in this world witches are monsters with only cruelty in their essence. the heroine is going to have to struggle with her wants and needs. it is not a romantic novel. it's a journey into what ails the young witches heart. next chapter will be out soon but chapter 5 will be a name PLEASE POST A COMMENT AND GIVE ME A GOOD ONE!!

These stories weren't come from me, and I just posted it here for fun... Because it's fucking hard to stay simp in stone because of low profile wifi.

"Nora está destrozada un mes antes de su boda cuando descubre la engañosa aventura de su prometido. Mientras maneja esta traición, descubre una profunda trama para impedirle reclamar su legítima herencia. Devastada pero decidida, Nora da un paso audaz para recuperar el control de su vida. Llega Demetri, —El Demonio para aquellos que lo conocen, un hombre formidable apenas conocido para ella, que le ofrece protección y apoyo a cambio de un matrimonio de contrato para satisfacerlo. Como un giro del destino, Nora se casa con Demetri para reclamar su herencia y luchar contra quienes conspiraron contra ella. Pero mientras lucha contra su propia familia y los muchos rivales de Demetri, ¿podrá evitar enamorarse del hombre conocido por aplastar a la gente bajo su talón enguatado? Extracto: El museo ha olvidado que el hombre era intimidante y lo desafió directamente. Más que hablar, Demetri se levantó de su asientos y se acercó a ella deliberadamente. Aunque solo eran unos pocos pasos, el tiempo parecía alargarse para Nora. Cuando casi estaba a distancia de tocar, su mano aterrizó suavemente sobre su rodilla, moviéndola de lado. Su toque se movió con un atisbo de caricia, y se colocó entre sus piernas abiertas. Nora se sentó allí en silencio congelado, sus ojos abiertos como un ciervo atrapado en las luces delanteras. Atrapando su barbilla entre sus dedos, inclinó su cara hacia arriba y habló sin prisa —Tú eres mi esposa —ArGó Demetri. Ella asintió lentamente con su cabeza en afirmación mientras su pulgar trazaba lentamente su labio—. Te he dado tiempo para reunir tus emociones —le dijo él. Otro asentimiento. El nerviosismo de Nora la hizo lamerse los labios, consciente de su intensa mirada fija en ellos. —Tu razón para el matrimonio era asegurar tu herencia y liberarte del dominio de tu madre. —Sí —Nora susurró confundida. Su confusión no era acerca de su declaración, sino acerca de las desconcertantes sensaciones que le recorrían. ¿Qué le estaba pasando? —Es hora de que cumplas tu parte del contrato, ¿sí? —Continuó él. —Sí —susurró Nora sin aliento. ¿Por qué le faltaba el aliento? ¿Había descendido el nivel de oxígeno en la casa? ¿Se estaba adelgazando repentinamente el aire? De repente, su mano dejó su cara, y ella lo vio acercarse más. Fue entonces cuando Nora comprendió lo que estaba sucediendo. Todos esos besos tentadores y emocionantes que había leído en novelas estaban a punto de convertirse posiblemente en su realidad. Pero el beso anticipado no sucedió. En cambio, se detuvo cerca de ella y ordenó —Bésame."

Sarial Hearthry is a happy girl with a loving family. Her favorite hobbies include cuddling her family members and carrying her baby brother around. Rebeling for the first time, she sets off on an adventure after joining the Sleeping Ox Guild. Where will her adventures take her? We shall soon see. Disclaimer: This story is based on a Dungeons & Dragons homebrew setting. Its all a 'what if' scenario from my player character's point of view, and in few ways reflects actual gameplay. Please allow me to show you the world created by my Dungeon Master as I find a way to give as many of his charactets that I love happy endings.

Han Ye crossed into the world of a fantasy cultivation epoch, transmigrating into a tenant farmer in Langlang Village. Believing he was doomed to live his life in toil and hardship, he accidentally awakened a destiny called "Accumulated Attributes Released at Once". "Accumulated Attributes Released at Once": Not unlike how constant dripping wears away a stone, or how hard frost forms at three feet not overnight, it allows one to accumulate the attributes of others. Remaining quiet until the moment you choose to release it, one can then shock everyone with their power. In Langlang Village, he worked alongside farmers, and secretly listened to lectures in private schools. "Strength of an Ox +1" "Slightly Versed in Literature and Ink +1" In the Sect's Grand Competition, disciples compete and are selected through observation. "Fire Spiritual Root +1" "Sword Heart Clarity +1" With such assistance, hope ignited within Han Ye. He steadily developed, diligently accumulated attributes and improved his strength to allow himself to transform, growing stronger in silence. That year, the gears of fate began to turn. No one expected that the tranquil world of immortal cultivators, which had remained peaceful for ten thousand years, would begin to descend into chaos! As the Heavens collapsed, the great powers emerged; immortals descended, sparking a war between the righteous and the demonic. No one could have imagined that a humble tenant farmer from those years past could rise to become Han the Respected One, feared by the world.

Siblings out to find love . A cold man but to his family is the cheer giver. A handsome hunk who never gets recognized by his dad and A beautiful doctor whose elder siblings are way too over protective