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Idol show for dead people? Rayen was suddenly thrown into a supernatural idol show after meeting an untimely death at the peak of his career as a band vocalist. Upon waking up in a strange building, with a creepy stalker fan claiming to have written his entire biography, and a strange jukebox demanding him to perform, he learned of his death and found himself in a bizarre situation. [Please select a song to dance.] "What? Dance? I don't know how to dance!" [Select a song or disappear?] "Ain't no way I'm gonna dance!" [If you want to revive, become an idol.] "Screw revival! I don't want to dance!" Notes: Some scenes would be inspired by widely circulated memes or cultural phenomena, but these elements have been purely fictionalized for creative purposes, and do not reflect the real individuals and events they may have originated from. Poems will be written by me, but some will be based on songs.

``` "dia dipilih karena dia adalah haknya dari awal..." Sekali dalam kesempatan yang langka, malam when bulan purnama biru, seorang gadis diambil dari sebuah rumah tangga untuk melayani binatang-binatang yang menyebut diri mereka manusia serigala. Manusia serigala inilah yang menguasai kota dan mengendalikan segala sesuatunya. Mereka tampak seperti manusia tetapi di bawah topeng manusia itu terdapat monster kejam yang berusaha menghancurkan. Semua orang berusaha melindungi diri mereka sendiri tetapi di dalam hati mereka tahu mereka tidak ada kesempatan melawan manusia serigala. Arianne adalah seorang gadis kecil yang lahir berbeda dari orang-orang lain di kota itu. Dia memiliki rambut merah panjang dan dia lahir dengan warna mata yang berbeda. Satu hijau dan satu coklat. Tak ada yang tahu secara pasti mengapa dia lahir seperti itu dan itu bukan karena faktor keturunan. Ibunya juga meninggal saat melahirkan dan karena itu ayahnya, Massimo menjauhkan diri dari dirinya dan memilih untuk menikah lagi. Dia menikahi seorang wanita bernama Christine yang sudah memiliki seorang anak di luar nikah, Rissa. Bersama-sama Rissa dan Christine memutuskan untuk membuat hidup Arianne menjadi neraka yang kepada hal itu ayahnya memalingkan muka dan karena itu, hal itu berdampak pada Arianne dan dia memutuskan untuk menarik diri dari keluarganya dan masyarakat. Hari penyeleksian tiba dan Rissa terpilih untuk pergi melayani manusia serigala. Takut akan nyawanya, Rissa memutuskan untuk membujuk ibunya agar meyakinkan Massimo untuk menawarkan Arianne sebagai pengganti dalam penyeleksian. Mengeabaikan teriakannya yang memohon dan air mata, Massimo menawarkan Arianne untuk pergi melayani manusia serigala. Tak seorang pun benar-benar tahu apa yang terjadi pada gadis-gadis yang terpilih dan tak ada yang peduli untuk bertanya. Tanpa mengetahui takdir yang menantinya, Arianne memutuskan untuk pergi melayani manusia serigala yang mereka sebut Ivan Giovanni, seorang alpha yang dikenal karena kekejamannya. Bisakah Arianne bertahan hidup di antara manusia serigala? Apa yang terjadi saat dia mengetahui lebih banyak tentang identitasnya dan satu-satunya orang yang bisa membantunya adalah Ivan? Apa yang menurut Anda akan terjadi jika dia mengetahui bahwa Ivan adalah anak laki-laki yang dia selamatkan bertahun-tahun yang lalu dari kematian? CATATAN: SAYA TIDAK MEMILIKI HAK CIPTA GAMBAR SAMPUL BUKU INI. GAMBAR DITEMUKAN DI PINTEREST. ```

Haruto Tanaka, an otaku obsessed with isekai, finally saw his chance—Truck-kun was coming straight for him! Ready to embrace his destiny, he spread his arms… only to be pulled back by a random bystander. Humiliated, he returned home, convinced his dreams were over—until he blinked and found himself in a grand throne room. A goddess welcomed him, but instead of becoming a hero, he was chosen as the new Demon King. With a broken hero-to-villain ratio and too many truck-induced reincarnations, the gods needed balance. Given full customization of his abilities and power, Haruto grinned. If he couldn’t be the hero, he’d become the strongest Demon King ever.

A guy has his choice of any female he wants, but there is only one he wants.... his waifu! Full of lewd, perverted humour, painfully awkward moments, and a barrage of cringey memes, fourth-wall breaks, and pop culture references.

For as long as he can remember, Keld has lived a normal life—waking up late, barely passing classes, and arguing with his friends. But everything changes the night he follows a mysterious white cat with glowing purple eyes. Led to an eerie, forgotten shop called Celestia’s Vault, Keld stumbles into a world he was never meant to remember. Sixteen years ago, beneath the glow of a full blue moon, an ancient prophecy was set into motion. A child was born with a crescent mark on his hand, destined to awaken long-lost powers tied to the moon itself. Now, shadows begin to stir, and those who once sought him have returned. As Keld unravels the truth about his origins, he is thrust into a battle between fate and free will. With powerful enemies lurking in the dark and allies who may not be what they seem, he must decide—will he embrace his legacy, or will the past consume him? The moon has called for its child once more. And this time, the world will never be the same.

Gabriel est un lycéen particulier, n'ayant ni passion ni amis, il se retrouve seul et suit tous ses cours à domicile . Ne trouvant pas de sens à sa vie, il a déjà tenté de se suicider mais sans succès . Un jour il entend parler d'un jeu particulier plus vraie que nature mais avec un sombre passer, intrigué il décide de se lancer quand même dans le jeu. Il rencontre Alice, une fille pleine d'énergie et de vitalité cachant un sombre secret, ils finissent par tomber amoureux. Pour la première fois de sa vie, Gabriel trouve le bonheur lorsque la réalité fini par le rattraper, Alice se fait tuée par un mystérieux guerrier, en découvrant le secret d'Alice, Gabriel est submergé par le remords et la haine, il entreprend une quête fougueuse de vengeance animé par la flamme d'un amour perdu.

[LitRPG / Isekai / Adventure / Action / Comedy] Inspired by Mushoku Tensei, God of War, Bloodborne, Elden Ring & Warhammer 40k. Zen Hawthorn is a strange fellow, born with a curse that makes everyone question his sanity. In a cruel twist of fate, he embarks on a journey to avenge his grandfather; further unlocking the mysteries of the world he lives in.  Join him on an action-adventure-romcom journey filled with Demons, celestials, and cosmic beings as he narrates from his humble beginning to the prevention of the Demon King's resurrection and more. Beware of plentiful memes, Easter eggs, and references found within. This story contains Japanese folklores, Norse & Greek mythology along with Elves, Demons, Reptilians, Vikings and Dragons. Have fun reading! Book 1 - Not An Isekai Story (Completed) [Rewritten] Book 2 - Not An Isekai Story Unshipped (In Progress) Book 3 - Simply Not Another Isekai Story (Coming Soon) Book 4 - Simply Not Another Isekai Story Unlimited (Coming Soon)

CEO's? They are long gone from this world. Lolis? You mean, starving abandoned kids sleeping on the city streets? Romance? Did you just say paid relationships with Inn maidservants? What once was a flourishing world full of interesting things, sank into the bottom layer of human imagination. Before the apocalypse, people used MEME's to fight each other, now they switched back to the trusty steel separating body parts of their opponents. What used to be a company ploy, now turned into political games of shadows. Embark on the journey on Mike's side, as he ventures through a bloody continent when your closest friends are the people that will very likely be to ones to betray you. Follow his footsteps as he tries to unravel millenias old scheme, that to this day influence the politic scene of the entire world, making people kill each other just for the sake of giving the 'God' a great show. What was once free, is now bound by the rules. What was once bound, is now letting human nature take over. This ploy must be destroyed unless we want it to destroy ourselves!

Phephisa is a gripping and thought-provoking novel that delves into the intricate web of mental health, trauma, love, and resilience. When a seemingly perfect life begins to unravel, trauma re-merges exposing the sinister underbelly of exploitation and abuse. As the protagonist navigates her own struggles with anxiety, depression, and childhood trauma, she finds herself entangled in a dangerous world where exploitation and manipulation lurk. With each step, she must confront the shadows of her past and the harsh realities of being a woman. This powerful debut novel sheds light on: 1. The silent struggles of mental health. 2. The resilience of survivors. 3. The underbelly of exploitation Through raw emotion and unflinching honesty, Phephisa urges readers to confront the darkness, seek help, and support those affected by trauma and exploitation. My goal is to spark empathy and understanding, rather than provide a factual account. I encourage readers to explore reputable sources for a deeper understanding of this critical issue. Note: Certain quotes, phrases, and references throughout this book are attributed to various online sources, memes, and cultural phenomena. Where possible, original authors have been credited. However, some sources may remain uncredited due to lack of attribution or anonymity. Trigger Warning: This novel addresses mature themes, including mental health struggles. Some scenes may be triggering or disturbing. Please read with caution and prioritize your emotional well-being.

Pria bersetelan formal menjeda langkah, memandang isi kamar putranya. Berantakan. "Tidak biasanya kamar kamu seperti ini, apa yang terjadi sampai hati mengobrak-abrik barang-barang?" tanyanya. Rakha menoleh sendu ke ambang pintu dengan perasaan hancur berkeping." "Papa sudah pulang," Rakha menggumam pelan. Miko melangkahi bantal tergeletak di sisi pintu, memindahkan gulungan selimut ke tempat tidur dan banyak lagi kegiatan dilakukannya membereskan kamar. "Belajarlah menjadi lelaki dewasa. Jangan melampiaskan emosi ke benda-benda di sekitar, ini mencerminkan sikap kekanak-kanakan," tegur Miko. "Papa tidak tahu alasan aku marah," lirih Rakha. Selesai merapikan isi kamar, Miko duduk di sofa. "Kemari. Ada sesuatu penting ingin Papa bicarakan," ucap Miko sungguh-sungguh. Rakha menolak bangkit. "Prihal bisnis lagi? Aku tidak semangat diskusi lain kali saja membahasnya." "Bukan. Ini tentang perjodohanmu dengan putri teman Papa," jelas Miko. "Hatiku sedang patah tidak sebaiknya Papa menghibur aku dengan gurauan atau lelucon, bukan menambah beban pikiranku dengan memberitahu aku hendak dijodohkan," miris Rakha. Miko merogoh saku jas kantornya, beranjak mendekat dan menyodorkan sebuah foto kehadapan Rakha. "Perhatikan baik-baik. Dia yang akan menjadi istrimu," kata Miko. Rakha mengambil foto tersebut, menatap datar gambar perempuan berwajah anggun yang tengah tersenyum lembut. "Armala satu-satunya putri tunggal Adinata dan Farah. Kamu dan dia sama-sama anak pertama bedanya kamu memiliki adik. Armala tidak. Kalian dijodohkan tanpa sepengetahuan Mama dan adikmu agar pernikahan kalian berjalan lancar tanpa hambatan," terang Miko. "Papa tidak ada bedanya dengan Mama dan Luna, mengatur aku sesuka hati," sedih Rakha. "Berhenti protes. Terima pilihan Papa. Jika Aqeela mencintai kamu mana mungkin dia meninggalkanmu untuk Fattah. Jika Aqeela tulus mencintai, seratus lelaki yang datang menawarkan cinta sudah pasti ditolak demi menjaga perasaanmu. Tetapi kenyataannya Aqeela tidak menolak Fattah," sambung Miko. "Dari mana Papa tahu Aqeela mengkhianati Aku? Apa mungkin dibalik kandasnya percintaanku ada campur tangan—" "Menuduh Papa?" sela Miko. "Aku tidak menuduh hanya saja terasa janggal di saat hubunganku dan Aqeela rusak, Papa mengungkapkan perjodohan ini seperti jauh hari sudah direncakanan tapi kalau Papa tidak terlibat dalam hal ini dari mana Papa mengetahui semuanya?" terheran Rakha. "Dimas memberitahu segalanya," jawab Miko. Rakha merosotkan bahu, usaha menyembunyikan masalah dari Papa berakhir percuma karena Dimas suka rela membocorkannya. "Selama ini kamu memberikan yang terbaik kepada Aqeela, tidak perlu menyesal ditinggal pergi. Tidak ada gunanya meratapi kepergian cinta. kamu pantas hidup bahagia, membuka lembaran baru dengan Armala," lanjut Miko. Rakha mengusap air mata, mengangguk siap menjalani kehidupan baru bersama Armala.

Judul : Finding Your Way Home In Another World With The Gender Change Skill. ¥{==================================}¥ Genre: Action, Adventure, Romance, Drama, Shounen, Harem, GenderBander, Fantasy, Mistery, Isekai. ¥{==================================}¥ {Sinopsis} Di suatu Sekolah Menengah Atas bergengsi yang bernama Ryuuji Gakuen. Di sana merupakan sekolah elit yang mementingkan nilai dibandingkan status sosial. Dan di sekolah itu, terdapat seorang siswa yang memiliki reputasi yang sangat buruk. Nama dari siswa itu adalah Shimotsuki Souji. Dia merupakan siswa kelas 11-F di sekolah itu, dan juga, ia memiliki nilai yang sangat rata-rata. Souji memiliki reputasi buruk itu bukan tanpa sebab. Reputasi buruk itu ia dapatkan, karena pelecehan dan fitnah yang dilakukan oleh teman masa kecil nya yang bernama Aizawa Saki. Berbanding terbalik dengan Souji, Saki di sekolah itu merupakan siswa paling berbakat yang selalu menempati peringkat pertama dalam ujian, dan juga, dia merupakan Ketua Dewan Siswa di sekolah tersebut. Reputasi Souji menjadi semakin memburuk. Akibat dia memasuki sebuah Klub yang hanya berisikan gadis-gadis yang bisa dikatakan paling cantik yang ada di sekolah tersebut. Dan, dia juga merupakan satu-satunya laki-laki yang ada di dalam Klub tersebut. Suatu hari, semua orang yang sedang berada di dalam gedung sekolah itu tiba-tiba saja berpindah ke suatu tempat yang sangat asing. Di tempat asing itu, mereka semua di sambut oleh Raja dari Kerajaan Groxia yang bernama Denis Groxia. Lalu, Raja ini berkata kepada mereka semua “Wahai para Pahlawan yang datang dari dunia lain. Saya mohon tolong bantu kami untuk mengalahkan ke 72 Demon Lord yang ada di dunia ini” Di saat semua orang yang dipanggil mendapatkan Job Class dan Skill kelas atas. Di sisi lain, Shimotsuki Souji tidak memiliki Job Class sama sekali dan hanya mendapatkan sebuah Skill yang hanya bisa merubah gender nya saja. Karena hal itulah, dia memutuskan untuk mencari jalan kembali sendirian. Akan tetapi, pada saat Souji ingin pergi untuk mencari jalan untuk kembali sendirian. Tiba-tiba saja teman-teman satu klub nya memutuskan untuk ikut bersama nya untuk mencari jalan lain untuk pulang. Penasaran dengan jalan ceritanya? Ayo ikuti petualangan Shimotsuki Souji di dunia baru ini dengan Skill Perubah Gender nya yang akan mengguncang semua musuhnya. ¥{==================================}¥ BERGABUNG – Komunitas Discord – https://discord.gg/rJRx2R4X DUKUNG SAYA DALAM TULISAN SAYA Saya berniat mengupload seluruh volume secara gratis. Dan saya berharap dapat melakukan hal itu. Biasanya setiap bab akan memiliki jumlah kata rata-rata 10k dan menjaga kesalahan teks membutuhkan revisi dan menghabiskan waktu, tetapi tidak ada pekerjaan yang sempurna. Dengan dukungan dan ulasan dari Anda, saya tahu bahwa saya pasti telah banyak berkembang dalam tulisan saya. Dan bahkan, sekarang saya meminta sedikit lebih, bahwa jika Anda secara sukarela ingin mendukung tulisan saya, maka Anda dapat melakukannya dengan menyumbang. Anda dapat mentransfer uang kepada saya di - https://trakteer.id/aster_souji_pendragon. Anda juga dapat memfollow akun Instagram saya di @panagakos_void. Untuk mengetahui info baru mengenai novel ini, atau info mengenai novel-novel baru yang mungkin akan saya buat. Untuk saat ini, update-nya akan menjadi slow update, dikarenakan masalah internal Author. Juga, GenderBendernya akan terjadi pada sekitaran akhir Volume dua, atau awal volume tiga. Maaf jika ada kesalahan, karena ini karya pertama saya, Jika ada kritik dan saran saya akan terima dengan senang hati. Serta, ini adalah karya pertama saya yang sudah saya revisi, jika ingin lihat yang versi sebelumnya, anda bisa mengeceknya di apk Mangatoon/Noveltoon. Tinggal dicari aja dengan judul yang sama. Informasi Sampul : Sampul bukan milik saya, ini diambil dari game - Arknight. Jika ada yang memiliki masalah dengan gambar tersebut, mohon informasikan kepada saya dan saya akan segera menghapusnya.

They say the moments before your death flash before your eyes. For us, it wasn’t death. Not really. It was just another Saturday night—a app ChatHaven filled with memes, debates, and plans to meet up next weekend. Then the white light came, brighter than anything I’d ever seen. My voice, once loud in my headphones, was swallowed whole by silence. And when I opened my eyes, the world I knew was gone. Reborn into a alternate earth and a Victorian-era history that never existed, we found ourselves in a world as beautiful as it was cruel. A world where whispers of a forgotten crown and an ancient prophecy haunted our every step. Now, armed with strange powers and thrown into a web of mystery, betrayal, and war, we must survive in a realm teetering on the edge of calamity. Bonds will be tested. Secrets will be unraveled. And in the end, the choices we make might not just decide this world’s fate—but our own.

As a dedicated meme coin trader, I’ve been involved in the volatile world of cryptocurrency for some time now. Over the years, I’ve experienced the ups and downs, from thrilling gains to significant losses. But nothing could have prepared me for the heartbreak I encountered when I became a victim of a ruthless rug pull scam. It all began when I found what seemed to be a promising new meme coin project. The project was heavily promoted, and the ICO (Initial Coin Offering ) seemed like a legitimate opportunity. I was drawn in by the hype, excited by the potential profits that were being promised. I invested $10,000, believing this could be my next big break. However, it didn't take long before I realized something was wrong. After a few days, the value of the coin began to plummet. My once-thriving investment turned into a nightmare. The project's creators vanished, and all communication ceased. It was a classic rug pull an exit scam where the developers drained the liquidity, leaving investors like me with nothing. In an instant, my $10,000 was gone, and I felt completely helpless. I was devastated and unsure of how to recover. The emotional toll of losing such a significant amount of money was immense, but I refused to give up. I began researching recovery options, desperate to find a solution. That’s when I stumbled upon TRUST GEEKS HACK EXPERT .After reaching out to them, I was impressed by their professionalism and commitment. They explained the process clearly and assured me that they had helped many victims of cryptocurrency scams like mine. Despite being skeptical at first, I decided to give it a shot, and I’m glad I did. TRUST GEEKS HACK EXPERT worked tirelessly on my case. They tracked the stolen funds and took the necessary steps to reclaim my assets. It wasn’t an overnight process, but over time, I saw results. Thanks to their expertise, I was able to recover my $10,000. The experience not only restored my faith in the crypto community but also taught me a valuable lesson about staying cautious in the world of investments. If you find yourself in a similar situation, I highly recommend reaching out to TRUST GEEKS HACK EXPERT. They specialize in helping people recover lost funds from scams and frauds. Don’t let scammers take advantage of you there is help available, and recovery is possible. SUPPORT SERVICE INFORMATION Web-site. https://trustgeekshackexpert.com/ Email: info@trustgeekshackexpert.com What's App  +1 7 1 9 4 9 2 2 6 9 3 TeleGram: Trustgeekshackexpert

Ayoshi Aishi is trying to find his senpai. And along the way he manages to steal the hearts of many without even realizing it. Story is also posted on Archive of Our Own and Wattpad. It's has the same name.

'What is this?' Theodore thought as he opened his little eyes to what he assumes to be one of his parents who is dropping him off on the doorstep of a church at what seemed to be in the middle of nowhere, ---a few hours ago ago--- Theodore was like any other normal person: had a family, had dreams, filled with ambitiouns, liked games, sometimes goes outside, has preferences, filled with desire, and of course went through a difficult time in his life, he was just as normal as the average person is. but one thing he is different from others is that he likes roasting people online especially the rich, he loves making fake accounts just to meme people, judge thier preferences and give rating for their every day (unnecessary) objects, he even makes money from it by making videos about how stupid some rich people are. But that led him to his death when he was kidnapped by a rich woman, who he had made fun of... '???' He didn't know what happened after that... --- [Somewhere in a different time]--- 'Where am I?' he asked as he tries to move his head and eyes uncoordinated, there were noticeable things to hint where he was currently at; the church was styled like it was described from a dark fantasy book, the sky was clear with a few clouds roaming in the sky as the light of dawn hits them, and his parent who looked like a literal angel, '....they seemed to be speaking..." "....to think my offspring looked... Normal, even though you're mother is a human and I, Michael... am an angel... So shouldn't you be a €i@n¥?" The angel asked the infant, only to be replied with cooing, "Oh... Who am I kidding? You're just an infant, how can you even understand..... goodbye Little David" the angel said as he spans his wings wide, knocked on the church's door before he flew from the ground and vanished between the rays of dawn ——17——Years——Later—— 'Hmm', looking back at the moment, David sighed in his stupidity for realizing something that he should've considered, "Well I was very afraid and shaken from being reincarnated, so I really can't truly blame myself for not realizing.... Right?" He asked, seemingly into the air [No, from what I can see, the fault was totally on you] the voice of the male siri that suddenly replied to him "Well fuck you, this wasn't supposed to be my problem, I'm just a defect Nephilim, not someone who asked to be a hero!" [Correction, currently you're a captive of Achilles] "That's not what I meant! You retard of a Sy--" [Playing; Don't Stop Believing by Journey] ================= This work is inspired by the stories of; the origins of the Book of Giants (and pages from the Bible that references to the Book of Giants), The story of David and Goliath, the themes, setting, scenes, land, and stories from various legends, tales, myths, 'n methods in both western and middle eastern. "..." => Talking '...' => thinking (...) => Details/explanation [...] => moves/important terms/specific places #...# => links/inspirations/references for the chapter ..====.. => end of a scene/transition to another scene ================= A [Short] novel, Meaning this is a work that I did not put my all in, But it is something that I gave my thoughts to: the chapters, characters, the plot and the finale. each chapter has atleast (1.2k)-(1.7k) words but I might be able to make chapters with nearly (2k) words, I've learned that in my previous works, the chapters are short af [–=Notes=–] >This Test Novel shall only have 20 chapters, >Have limited descriptions given >English is my third language and I learned English through poetry at first, so please anyone, help point out some writing errors of mine that I didn't do right >I lack perseverance so I might only upload mostly once a week, sometimes twice a week, or worse scenario once a (few) month(s)

What happens when an ordinary guy finds himself in the most extraordinary position? Meet Jake, a laid-back underachiever who suddenly wakes up in the body of the President of a quirky, chaotic nation! With a cabinet full of oddball advisors, a nation on the brink of hilarity, and a series of outrageous events spiraling out of control, Jake must navigate the treacherous waters of politics, diplomacy, and, of course, the constant barrage of memes. Armed with nothing but his offbeat sense of humor and a knack for bizarre solutions, Jake dives headfirst into a whirlwind of diplomatic disasters, celebrity antics, and mind-boggling conspiracies. As he tries to juggle international crises with a series of laugh-out-loud moments, he quickly discovers that leading a country is no joke—especially when his predecessors left behind a mountain of absurd problems.

Betrayed by his own family, Carrick Aurum Gale was left for dead. But death was only the beginning. Reborn with a powerful system, Erebus, Carrick rises from the ashes to reclaim his rightful place as the most powerful Mafia Lord. With ruthless determination and cunning strategy, he builds a new empire, the Zenith Family, and sets his sights on vengeance against those who wronged him. The streets will run red, allegiances will be tested, and the very foundations of power will be shaken. The boy who was once discarded will become the master of his own destiny. Witness the unrelenting ascent of Aurum Zenith, the Mafia Lord who will stop at nothing to claim his throne.

The Anthology of Absurd Adventures, is a collection of short stories, each with different worlds, characters, and situations at hand. Each is written with an enormous amount of love poured into one simple belief: That from time to time life is rife with absurdity, and so too is a great imagination. This very belief is in the author's humble opinion, what sees the flourishing success of the comedy in all sorts of entertainment— from primetime Sunday night entertainment that we loved to watch in the '90s and 2000s, to the hilarious summer blockbuster comedy movies we see today, and even to the world of internet social media memes. With this earnest belief and heartfelt love letter sent jointly to comedy and storytelling, you are welcomed to a world of silly and absurd stories that are nothing less than imaginative and full of life. What sorts of stories can you expect to find inside, you wonder? Only stories that wouldn't possibly exist anywhere else, but in the land of the absurd! From the world in which a man from London challenges all of Japan to a competitive match of Hokey-Pokey, to a world in which a banana works at an insurance agency by day and fights as a ninja by night, there's bound to be plenty of laughs to be had as the stories unfold.

Felix Ariel, a typical Floridian, found himself transported to a mysterious kingdom in another world. However, a misunderstanding led to Felix accidentally killing the king, resulting in his untimely demise. Following this tragic event, Felix's spirit encountered a mysterious being who identified as Felix's ancestor. This entity claimed that Felix had been cursed by an unknown individual. For Felix's safety, the ancestor bestowed upon him a system for self-defense. Upon returning to Earth, Felix realized that he would be transmigrated to the alternate world at noon due to the lingering curse. To prepare for this unexpected transmigration, Felix relied on the system, which required him to gather oil and gold to enhance his abilities. Thus began Felix's quest in the other world. With his system, he brought firearms and an ambition to spread liberty... for prosperity and freedom. ... Author's note: I got burnt out after trying to write a serious, action-packed story. So, I guess I'll return to what I do best: writing a stupid comedy novel. Again, this is a satire story. Expect memes and stereotypes. Don't take anything seriously. Lastly, this story takes place after Florida Man's General Store in Cultivation World. The MC is Leo's descendant. You don't need to read the previous novel to understand this story, but those who have will enjoy some easter eggs.

What does it feel like to find yourself inside the novel of an author you hated? How will you survive in a world that's filled with cliché? Well, something similar happened here. Once there was an unpopular fantasy novel author. However, for certain reasons, he died a pathetic death. Later he found out that the world he reincarnated in was the same as the novel of an author he hated the most. The only person he never wanted to talk to again…he was reincarnated inside that very person’s novel. This is his story! The story of the man who was known by the name “Zero” in his second life. The story of how he survived without plot armor in a world filled with cliché situations, only in the favor of the MC of that novel. This is, the Author’s Reincarnation in a Fantasy Setting!! ---------------------------- The cover image is not mine and I can remove it if the original owner wants. A/N - The mc is the anti-hero type and the reasons for why he is like that and what happened in his past will be revealed as you move forward in the story. UPDATE SCHEDULE - 2 CHAPTER/DAY Join the discord server - https://discord.gg/ssWjUZ4dND

Gambar pada cover, saya dapat dari Pinterest berjudul "The Last King of The Dragon", https://pin.it/4wLsDGBoe saya sudah berusaha mencari siapa pemilik asli gambar ini tapi tidak menemukan. Jadi untuk sementara saya gunakan ini, jika ada waktu dan rejeki lebih saya buatkan cover original. Warning! Cerita 15+ terdapat kekerasan. Alur lambat dan konflik ringan, mohon tidak berekspektasi tinggi, baru belajar EDY (sepuh boleh koreksi bila ada yang salah), upload dua Minggu sekali (tergantung mood). SINOPSIS: Ekal, seorang pemuda dari dunia manusia, secara tak sengaja terperangkap di dunia entah berantah. Awalnya, ia terpesona dan bahagia, dunia yang penuh keajaiban dan makhluk luar biasa membuatnya merasa seperti berada dalam mimpi. Namun, kebahagiaan itu cepat memudar ketika ia menyadari kenyataan pahit: sebagai manusia biasa, ia tak cocok hidup di dunia yang penuh kekuatan luar biasa ini. Tanpa kemampuan magis dan fisik seperti yang dimiliki makhluk-makhluk lain, Ekal merasa semakin terisolasi dan tidak diinginkan. Beruntung, Ekal tidak sendirian. Teman-temannya yang baru -Mizel, seorang naga yang bijaksana; Tanio, si penyihir: Martha, dan Neyla gadis kecil yang penuh semangat selalu ada untuk membantu dan menemani. Mereka bersama-sama menjalani petualangan panjang untuk mencari jalan keluar dari dunia yang kini penuh dengan konflik dan kehancuran ini, menuntun Ekal kembali ke rumahnya. Akankah Ekal menemukan jalan pulang ke dunianya? Ataukah ia akan terperangkap selamanya di dunia yang penuh keajaiban dan penderitaan ini?

Mabel "Maybe" Willis died a virgin at the very young age of twenty-four. She leaves behind her parents, Betty and Bruce, her brother, Evan, a laptop filled with one too many Jason Momoa memes, and a Kindle library with more books than one human being could ever finish in a lifetime. Cause of death: a text message. Okay. So, I didn't die. But I may as well have. One minute, I'm a woman trying to find her way in the world, and the next, I'm the sender of six of the most embarrassing text messages that have ever been sent in the history of time--or the cell phone. Whatever. We're talking code red, send a flipping mayday, the apocalypse is coming kind of texts. And I didn't just send them to some random person I'll never see again. No. That would be too easy. I sent them to Milo Ives. The man who played a starring role in all of my teenage fantasies--and my brother's lifelong best friend. And, boy oh boy, has he grown up. He's hard-bodied, blue-eyed, jawline-of-stone handsome, crazy successful, and has more money in his bank account than my brain can fathom. Deflower me, please? I said. Yeah. Send help.

Email info: Adwarerecoveryspecialist (@) auctioneer.net Telegram info: https:// t.me/adwarerecoveryspecialist1 Website info: https://adwarerecoveryspecialist. com WhatsApp info:+ 12 723 328 343 As the year 2025 approached, I was excited for the New Year’s Eve celebrations, eager to kick off the year with some fresh investments. Recently, I had decided to buy a popular meme coin, attracted by the growing hype around it. Everyone seemed to be talking about it, and the potential returns were tempting. I didn’t think twice, convinced it was a good move to diversify my portfolio with a trending asset. However, what I didn’t anticipate was the danger lurking in the shadows. That night, just as I was celebrating, I found myself scammed out of $75,000 in cryptocurrency. The scam was incredibly sophisticated, with fake exchanges, phony wallets, and convincing messages that led me to believe I was making a legitimate transaction. I was instructed to send my funds to what seemed like a trusted wallet, only to discover later that I had fallen victim to a fraudulent scheme. The scammers were quick, and by the time I realized what had happened, my assets were gone, and the criminals had disappeared without a trace. In the aftermath of this devastating loss, I felt a sense of hopelessness. But amidst the confusion and panic, I decided to seek professional help, and that’s when I reached out to ADWARE RECOVERY SPECIALIST. I had heard of their reputation in the crypto community for offering legitimate recovery services, so I was hopeful that they could assist in this difficult situation. From the moment I contacted them, the ADWARE RECOVERY SPECIALIST put my mind at ease. Their experts were quick to assess the situation and get to work, explaining the process in detail. They took the time to demystify the recovery steps, making sure I understood every part of the journey, and guided me through the often confusing world of blockchain technology. Their customer centric approach was evident from the start through clear communication and ongoing support, I felt reassured that I wasn’t facing this challenge alone. ADWARE RECOVERY SPECIALIST in depth knowledge of the blockchain ecosystem and their use of advanced recovery techniques gave me a renewed sense of hope. While the process is still ongoing, their professionalism, expertise, and transparent approach have been invaluable. With their help, I am cautiously optimistic that I can recover at least a portion of my lost assets and protect myself from future scams.

Kael Ashford, a brilliant inventor, shatters the laws of time and reality to save Elara Winters, the woman he loves, from an incurable illness. But bringing her back triggers a multiverse collapse, forcing Kael to face a harrowing choice: the love of his life or the survival of all worlds,

A story where two young pair fall in love and didn't end up together. and it show how the man loved her but was not able to say at the time so he dreams about the beautiful movements which is really sad. (this is my first time writing something like this so please support)

In the Infinity Realm, there are three echelons: Mount Olympus, where the Divine gods dwell; Mount Lyrota, where the Celestial gods guide the Earthly realm, and the Underworld, where demons and banished gods reside. Every Celestial god has a purpose, except Santaliel. Isolated and unsure of his place, he remains the only one yet to discover his role. When his friend Lyrx takes him to the Earthly realm, he makes a startling discovery: unlike other gods, humans can see and touch him. This revelation pushes him deeper into confusion as he searches for answers about his identity and his inability to access his celestial aura. As he struggles to fit into the Infinity Realm, Santaliel becomes entangled with a human who alters his fate. Will he be able to navigate his feelings for her while also dealing with his powerful siblings, who disdain him, and an unseen enemy waging war between the Underworld, and his home on Mount Lyrota? Santaliel must uncover his celestial aura and purpose, face the lurking evil, and balance the forces between realms,or risk losing everything. *The names used in the story has no relation to the original owners of the name *This work is for the purpose of entertainment *Add the book to your library,sit back and enjoy the story

Abandoned as a baby in an enchanted forest, Ray is raised by a reclusive wanderer named Eldric. As he grows, Ray discovers about his unnatural powers and begins a quest to uncover his origins. With the help of origin system, he navigates a world of magic and ancient secrets. As he unravels the truth about his past, Ray confronts a looming threat that could change everything. In this journey of self-discovery, he learns that his choices will shape the fate of the realm. Author here, I am a newbie writer and a veteran reader of all the ancient scriptures, daos and magical totems so I hope my Senpai-s to teach this junior and support me along the way. . Tags: Overpowered MC, Harem, Academy, Dragons, Action, Smart MC, System

God(s). Angels. Demons. Monsters. They can be more real than you’d like… And more humane too… Maybe way too much… ... … In a world with supernatural races secretly living among humans, this is the story of Lúcio Arabrantes, a lad from Minas Gerais, Brazil. If you expected an unlucky, jobless protagonist… NOT HERE, FOLKS! Owner of a jewelry shop in one of the best shopping centers of Belo Horizonte, he certainly is a successful lad! Regarding his luck… WEEEEEELL… To start, our lad has a weird syndrome and a frail body (oh dear, someone could mistake his condition as a curse…), without mentioning the disappearance of his parents after an accident. Yeah, very original and nothing strange… But this isn't everything. The shop is nothing more than a facade for Lúcio's real business: the store Buriti de Ouro, specialized in artifacts, magical scrolls and talismans, seals, magic forge, formations, matrices and other magical miscellaneous; located in the Brazil Street, Latin America Zone, Heavenly Commercial District. Yes, our jeweler works in Heaven. Literally. But what is Lúcio’s cheat power? Is he the descendant of some god, dragon, spirit or devil? No, he is just a normal human with a… Not that normal job… Skills above everyone else? Despite being a magical inscriptionist and artificer, to surpass the gods and other races is complicated… Could it be the learnings of a past life? Well, Lúcio studied a lot, he works hard, but he never had an ancient great Grandmaster of a supreme sect or a primordial creation god to teach him secret techniques. For now… However, for the ruin of his peaceful lifestyle (if that's even possible in such a world) and rejoice of our readers, his “normal” life changes when a random box appears on his doorstep. Inside the box lies the first and last help left by his parents (spoiler: it won't be the last one). An artifact, the Aurum Nucleus, that could supposedly cure his weird body condition. But the artifact has a special bonus: it hosts the spirit of a… Certain woman… … … You already know that a lot of shit is gonna happen, right? Mercenaries and mobsters appearing to screw the party? Yes. Two dudes on a motorcycle trying to rob him? We are in Brazil, what did you expected? Old bully from school trying to make a fuss in the shop? Check. Aztec sect kidnap and try to offer him to a fallen Aztec god? Yep- Uhhh... The girlfriend is also kidnapped, but by a group of giants with colorful hairs and eyes living on a lost island in the Atlantic Ocean? Certainly- Hold up… Trouble with the island’s church from which the first angels (aka Celestials) and demons (Abyssals btw) come from? Of course- Wait, wait… The lost past of forgotten primordial gods, involving secrets about the origin of everything, schemes and plans of ancient entities, prophecies about the Apocalypse, wars between pantheons, clans and even different dimensions, machinations that could change the world order… Uhhhh… I think you folks got the idea… Fortunately, Lúcio has family and friends to support him in these troubles. From the cheese broas teached by his grandmother, the cheats, tricks and quirks of his family, a little help from adventurer friends, the love of his yander- cahem- protective girlfriend, and the strength of… Golden allies… This is an ordinary and chaotic story, unique and common, boring and funny, unexpected and predictable, pleasant and *censored*, and many other adjectives. So expect lots of jokes and memes (good or not, idc, my humor sense is wild), lovely or bland moments, references and mysteries, obvious or not. And as the novel’s name says, this is a story about gods and alchemy, with a certain island in the middle of the chaos… Discord server link: https://discord.gg/EjG4cBjrkJ