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Champion Of Lust: Gods Conquer's Harem Paradise!

In a world teeming with mythical races—dragons, vampires, elves, and more—Pyris Obsidian finds himself reborn as the Champion of Lilith, the Goddess of Lust. Armed with her divine blessings and an ancient Obsidian bloodline, Pyris is thrust into a deadly world where power is the only currency, and ambition can turn men into gods—or their prey. The empires of Argos teeter on the brink of chaos, with Immortals lurking in the shadows, and gods watching from above, waiting for mortals to fall. As Pyris rises, so does his influence over the magical world, manipulating power, desire, and even reality itself. But the gods and their champions won’t stand idle while a new force of lust and dominance rises. With forbidden magic, unparalleled charm, and an insatiable hunger for conquest, Pyris must navigate treacherous alliances, deceitful enemies, and seductive allies, all while keeping the truth of his destiny hidden. For in this world, desire is power, and Pyris will stop at nothing to claim what is his—even if it means defying the gods themselves. Will Pyris bend the world to his will, or will the forces of the divine bring him to his knees? Only time will tell, as he embarks on a journey of lust, magic, and unrivaled ambition. Discord Server: https://discord.gg/3G3rFq29Ya Guys check out my new book. Urban Plundering: I Corrupted The System! [Milfs #loli #Heavy Smut #Taboo #illicitAffairs #SliceOfLife #Villain-Like Mindset #Technology #System #ChampionOfLust #FantasyEpic #MagicalWorlds #DragonsAndGods #VampireEmpire #LustAndPower #DarkFantasyRomance #GodsVsMortals #ForbiddenMagic #ObsidianEmpire #FantasyIntrigue #DivineChampion #MythicalCreatures#ImmortalsAndDragons #ConquerAndSeduce #EpicConquest #LustfulChampion #RiseOfTheChampion #MagicalPolitics #FantasyRebirth]
almightyP · 746.4K Views

Crônicas Abissais

Na parte norte do mundo, uma longa batalha entre várias raças e a raça demônio finalmente alcançou seu fim. A Senhora Demônio, uma figura de cabelos negros e olhos vermelhos, reina de seu palácio de obsidiana, tendo derrotado repetidamente a Deusa, o ser mais poderoso do mundo. No entanto, ela se abstém de matá-la, sabendo que ela apenas renascerá para liderar outro ataque. Enquanto a deusa se ajoelha diante dela, gravemente ferida e impotente, os sons de explosões ecoam do lado de fora, sinalizando a iminente vitória da aliança. Apesar de seu imenso poder, a senhora demônio reconhece a fraqueza geral dos demônios comparada aos humanos e à Aliança. O desenvolvimento da energia de luta e mana permitiu que humanos ordinários lutassem contra demônios, levando à derrota do exército demônio. Consciente da intenção da Aliança de escravizar o demônio abissal, a Senhora Demônio decide lançar um feitiço proibido que custará sua vida. Quando as forças da Aliança invadem o palácio, hesitam ao sentir a energia do feitiço. A Senhora Demônio jura resistir e renascer para salvar seu povo. Enquanto isso, a deusa reflete sobre o tratamento passado da senhora demônio para com ela e reconhece seu respeito e dedicação ao seu povo. Enquanto a senhora demônio se prepara para lançar o feitiço, a deusa pergunta se ela pode abandonar seu plano e viver livremente. No entanto, senhoras demônio têm o dever de restaurar a glória da raça demônio e proteger seu povo. Entendendo a resolução da senhora demônio, a deusa prepara sua espada, pretendendo colidir com o feitiço proibido da senhora demônio. A explosão resultante cria uma nuvem em forma de cogumelo, marcando o fim do conflito e o início de uma nova era. A Senhora Demônio e a Deusa se tornam figuras históricas, suas histórias contadas ocasionalmente.
Hail_The_loli · 7.8K Views

Angel Wings: I'm Not an Angel!

In a the modern world where a system panel had shocked the world, claiming that Dungeons and monster were going to invade this World. The system asked them to choose a Class and Skill before the monster apppear. At first they were puzzle, then turn to horror as the monster start to slaughter them without a care in the world. Many human died on that day, and one unfortunate girl happen to be killed by the hand of those monster. The Parents hugged her lifeless and warm body, they had failed to protect their only daughter, and instead were Protected by her. Right when the monster were about to Attack. A Strange Blue aura emitted from their daughter's form, Angelic Wings sprouded from Her back, and a burst of shockwaves knocked all the monster away. The Parents Eyes widen at the sight, their back hiting the wall as they were not spared by the shockwaves. It cause them great pain But that didn't matter to them, they were more shock at their daughter. How could their daughter be Alive? Where did the wings come from? Did their daughter come back to protect them again?! Had their daughter become a Fallen Angel!? Their daughter love them so much that she rejected Heaven and had come back to the living world to be with them instead?! Many question haunted their mind, staring at the back of their daughter's wings and the Blue aura she emitted. "Where the heck am I!?" The daughter spoke to herself, Her face filed with disbelief and dismay as she locked eyes at the monster in front of her. *Woods—I mean Woosh* The monster run away with its tail behind its back, as if it saw death itself staring directly at its very own soul. "Eh? it got scared?" The girl exclaim with a puzzled tone. [Ding! Novel Gacha System Is activated] ......... ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||| A/N: How was it? Curious are ya? A/N: Well too bad because there's no chapter yet. A/N: This Novel is Inspired by [ I'm a Loli Clone ] Novel and [ I'm a Loli ] Novel, Both Novel are Written by [ The_Imperfect_Idol ]. A/N: Slow Update by the Way...Maybe One Chapter or Two Chapter per month? Idk. A/N: I'm not a professional Writer, in fact! This Is my first time writing~ A/N: English is not! And definitely will Never be my First Languages! As much as I want it to be~ A/N: This Novel is for my own satisfaction—since daydreaming about this novel—Didn't work anymore~ (T^T)
Damn_That_Is_Crazy · 109 Views

The Noble Lady of Lust

Well, it seems that my previous synopsis wasn't very clear, but the story goes like this: the protagonist, a normal guy, dies, screws up in front of a goddess, as punishment she reincarnates him as a woman, and after a few years, thanks to a method she found, he can become a man again, but only temporarily. Well, that's all. Will the protagonist be able to satisfy his never-ending desire, the reason for his punishment? We'll find out. "As for genres, there's a little bit of everything: harem, romance, comedy, yandere, yuri, lolis, MILFs, elves, beastwomen, demonesses, dragonesses, giantesses, priestesses, androids, oyakodon, group action, netori, a bit of SM, and more. If it catches your interest, great!! plus here's the original synopsis for you.”>>> “Wait, you turned me into a woman just because I imagined that? I didn’t know you could read minds, that’s not fair!” (He had defiled her in his imagination in five different ways, each worse than the last). After his death, a goddess reincarnated him in another world. But his uncontrollable lust angered the deity, who decided to punish him by turning him into a woman. “Stop... don’t make that choice,” sounded an old voice But, through an encounter beyond the realm of possibility, he learns the truth about his situation: this world is not the fantasy he thought it to be. It can become brutal if neglected. He also discovers a method to transform back into a man. Now, determined to conquer this new life and a battle for power in which even the gods are involved, he seeks revenge against a fate that now only exists in his memories. begins to carve out her own path in this new reality, a second chance created by those who sacrificed far more than she could have ever imagined.
elizz_lv0 · 312.9K Views

New law of Beast Taming

Add my new book - Dawn of the Damned Prince: Awakening of the Crippled Demon Lord At the height of her power, the Supreme Goddess Amane also known as the Beast princess sacrificed herself to save the life of children she had adopted throughout her life. That should have been the end of her story. Amane had achieved her ultimate goal of saving the lives of her loved ones and her sacrifice would give them all decent lives. But the Supreme Goddess felt her eyes opening in a new body and a new era. She had been reincarnated into the body of a Yoko Tsurugi, the mentally-challenged adopted daughter of the Tsuragi family (The family infamous for their beast-taming business) Reincarnated in a new body with no knowledge of why she had been brought back, Amane decided to embrace her new identity and live a carefree and easy-going life doing what she was known for before. She would do what the previous owner of her body was unable to do - Show everyone why you did not mess with her, the supreme tamer of beasts. The new era was different with no ‘alliance’ or distinction between races. The world was a calm place that seemed to have a place for everyone. Amane, now Yoko, should have a decent new life. But the past refuses to let Amane go and the circumstances behind her resurrection were becoming more and more complicated. It was more than clear that something seemed to be brewing in the background of this new era. And the balance of power was not as even as it first appeared to be. Who had called Amane back in her new body? And for what purpose was she brought back? These questions might be more important than they first appear to be. ___________________________ Tags: Yuri, Intelligent Mc - Shameless Mc - Scheming Mc(Later on) - Smut - No NTR - But Contains Netori - Legal Loli - Succubus - Elf - Angel - Vampire - Cat Girls - Dragon Girls - Fox Girls - Monster Girls - Slaves - Milf - Princess - Beautiful - YANDERE - Seinen - Mature - R18 - 18 - Sex Stories - Beastality - Hentai - NSFW - Pregnancy - Incest - Domination Play - Controlling Emotions - Corrupting Righteous Characters - Gore - Transmigration - Mana - Devil - Demon - Necromancer - Death - Dungeon - Evolution - Threesome ___________________________
daygon_yuuki · 1.3M Views

Abyssal Chronicles

In the northern part of the world, a long-standing battle between various races and the demon race has finally reached its end. The Demon Lord, a figure with black hair, red eyes, rules from her obsidian palace, having repeatedly defeated the Goddess, the strongest being in the world. However, she refrains from killing her, knowing she will only be reborn to lead another attack. As the goddess kneels before her, badly injured and helpless, the sounds of explosions echo outside, signaling the imminent victory of the alliance. Despite her immense power, the demon lord acknowledges the demon's overall weakness compared to humans and the Alliance. The development of fighting energy and mana has allowed ordinary humans to fight demons, leading to the demon army's defeat. Aware of the Alliance's intent to enslave the abyssal demon, the Demon Lord decides to cast a forbidden spell that will cost her life. As the Alliance forces storm the palace, they hesitate upon sensing the spell's energy. The Demon Lord vows to resist and be reborn to save her people. Meanwhile, the goddess reflects on the demon lord's past treatment of her and acknowledges her respect and dedication to her people. As the demon lord prepares to cast the spell, the goddess asks if she can abandon her plan and live freely. However, demon lords are duty-bound to restore the demon race's glory and protect her people. Understanding the demon lord's resolve, the goddess readies her sword, intending to clash with the demo lord's forbidden spell. The resulting explosion creates a mushroom cloud, marking the end of the conflict and the start of a new era. The Demon Lord and the Goddess become historical figures, their stories occasionally told.
Hail_The_loli · 2.2M Views

My Yandere Goddess daughter from another world

The story unfolds with a high school boy Evan enduring ceaseless bullying from both his male and female classmates. He's regarded as an easy target due to his quiet and peaceful nature, lacking the inclination to engage in fights or confrontations. Despite the torment, neither friends nor teachers come to his aid, perpetuating his suffering. However, the trajectory of his life takes a dramatic turn when he is unexpectedly transported to another world by the Goddess of Love, a breathtakingly beautiful being. She entrusts him with a pivotal mission: to defeat the demon lord plaguing this unfamiliar realm. Bestowing upon his divine powers to enhance his strength, the goddess sets him on a path filled with perilous adventures. In this new world, he forges deep connections and friendships, eventually falling in love with a princess who is destined to become his future wife. But Things change after Evan finally kills the demon lord. Those he once trusted betray him mercilessly, The Princess shares her thought that she never liked someone disgusting and ugly and she is already having an intimate life with the handsome prince, the princess he adores ruthlessly ends his life. Suddenly, he awakens in bewilderment, finding himself once more in the presence of the Goddess of Love. Filled with anger and confusion, he confronts her about the harrowing experiences he endured. To his astonishment, the goddess manages to pacify his turbulent emotions with a kiss. Gradually, he comes to realize that he has returned to his home world, Earth, with no recollection of the events that transpired following his return. Despite spending more than five years in the other world, his physical form remains that of a 17-year-old teenager. The divine powers, weapons, and domains bestowed upon him by the goddess are entirely absent. With no other options, he reluctantly resumes his former life on Earth, enduring the same torment of bullying and facing a life of poverty. Just when he believes things couldn't get any stranger, he encounters a peculiar and extraordinarily beautiful girl. Her appearance seems utterly out of place on Earth, her beauty transcending any human standard. Before he can begin to unravel this perplexing mystery, the girl spontaneously jumps into his arms, affectionately calling him "Papa," and places a kiss on his lips. The word "Papa" sends a chilling shiver down his spine as he begins to recall the enigmatic events involving the Goddess of Love. ====== Tags: revenge, action, old-love-interest, Goddess love, Yandere, incest, loli-con, romance, betrayal, harem, and Dad-con. Notice: extreme yandere daughter that would kill or wipe anyone who would come between her and her father. Warning: This is fanfiction, don't do this at home with your daughter and father. Note: Evan's daughter will appear in chapter five. (The book cover is not mine)
Uphar · 50.9K Views

The Demon God is Reincarnated

Demon God… That was his nickname, the people in Heaven Divine feared him whether they were Mortals, Gods, Immortals even Devils were afraid of him. Upon hearing his name, everyone knew that only one thing would happen... Massacre. One day the Demon God cornered by his enemies died, thinking that this would be his end, somehow in the last second of his life he was able to understand the Dao that he always longed for, that always feared and made him paranoid with the enemies he killed... But who would have thought that in order to understand the Dao of reincarnation he had to die... Yan Shun... That was the name of his new body he reincarnated into, he was a prince who had his memories sealed and had all his meridians sealed so he couldn't cultivate. In the sect he was in he was treated like trash and everyone made fun of him. But who would have thought that overnight the trash would turn into a genius... Or rather a demonic genius thirsty for power, blood and revenge. ... The MC will kill a lot and will have no mercy on anyone, but he has feelings for his women, but in some cases he will emotionally manipulate them to take advantage of them in their fragile moment. He is a Demon God don't forget that. –––––––––––– - Tags: Villain MC | OP MC | Rape | Gore | Dual Cultivation | Virgins | Harem | Yandere | Incest | Milf | Loli | Pregnancy | Gender Change | Netori | No-Sex Toys | No-Futanari | No-Yuri | No-Netorare | Notes: English is not my language, I am translating everything with Google translate, I expect a lot of misspellings and errors. The cover does not belong to me, I found it on Google, if the owner wants me to remove the image, just say so and I will remove it immediately.
Dashlin_King · 162K Views

Bottom A, Top O

Berpenampilan lugu namun sebenarnya pengacara yang licik Omega (gong) x Petugas polisi yang lembut dan jujur ​​Alpha (shou) Pertemuan pertama Nie Zihang dan Yu Jingxuan terjadi di kantor polisi pada larut malam. Karena kekasih omeganya telah berselingkuh dengan alpha, dia melemparkan bola ekstrak feromon pekat ke dalam restoran hot pot yang penuh sesak. Dia harus memberi tahu kekasihnya bahwa semua alfa adalah hewan liar yang tidak bisa membedakan teman dan musuh saat mereka merasakan feromon. Ceritanya diakhiri dengan dia diinterogasi oleh seorang petugas polisi yang, meskipun suaranya lembut dan wajahnya mungil, ternyata dia juga seorang alpha. "Tuan Nie, sebagai pengacara, bukankah menurutmu melanggar hukum dengan sengaja itu buruk?” Alpha bertanya padanya. Nie Zihang dengan santai melemparkan rekaman video kejadian tersebut sambil tersenyum. “Sesuai UU Perlindungan ABO, tindakanku sah sebagai pembelaan diri. Petugas Yu, kau tidak boleh menunjukkan sikap pilih kasih yang tidak berprinsip kepada orang yang melakukan kesalahan hanya karena dia seorang alpha, oke?" Sang alpha dengan sopan melepaskannya. Dia berasumsi masalahnya sudah selesai hingga keesokan harinya, ketika seseorang yang dikenalnya tiba di firma hukum tersebut. Yu Jingxuan yang berpakaian santai memasuki kantornya dan merenung, “Tuan Nie memiliki rasa permusuhan yang kuat terhadap alpha. Apakah kau keberatan jika aku meminta bantuanmu untuk menggugat mantan pacar? Aku ingin reputasinya turun.” Nie Zihang mengangkat alisnya. "Oh? Informasi lebih lanjut akan sangat kami hargai.” Baru kemudian dia mengetahui bahwa Yu Jingxuan juga terlibat dalam hubungan AA. Mantan pacarnya juga pernah selingkuh dengan omega. Karena AO adalah jalan yang benar, kenapa kita tidak mencobanya? Bagaimanapun, jenis kelaminnya juga bertepatan.
Elhafasya · 1.5K Views

Why am I The Villain?!

What is a villain? Is it someone who commits heinous crimes? Someone who takes advantage of others? No, a villain is a stepping stone for the protagonist. Someone to be humiliated and face slapped! ____________________________________ A shut-in NEET dies and is reborn as The Imperial Prince of The Taiyang Immortal Dynasty. Shen Tian The villain of his favorite manhwas "Damnit! Why am I the villain?!" But suddenly, Shen Tian heard a bell sound and a robotic voice as a screen appeared in front of him. [Ding!] [Congratulations for obtaining The Villain System] With the system, he can change his fate by stealing the fortune from the protagonists. While gaining rewards for committing evil acts. [Ding!] [Host has framed the Heaven's Chosen: Shen Yu of defiling the Heroine: Mei Ling.!!] [Shen Yu's fate has decreased by 500.] [Gained 250 Evil Points.] [Ding!] [Host has tricked the Heroine: Su MIng to distrust the Heaven's Chosen: Ye Chen!] [Ye Chen's fate has decreased by 50.] [Gained 25 Evil Points.] [Ding!] [Host has prevented the Heaven's Chosen: Xiao Lang from obtaining The Jade Blade!] [Xiao Lang's fate has decreased by 300.] [Gained 150 Evil Points.] [Ding!] [Host has obtained The Eternal Rainbow Phoenix Root!] [Ding!] [Host has obtained The Demonic Heart!] [...] with the help of the system, Shen Tian gains more powerful by beating up protagonists! "Hahaha! Bring on the protagonists! Even if you're a Immortal, I'll still take your fortune!" ____________________________________ Author's Note: •This is my first time writing a novel so please be kind to me and comment your thoughts •The update schedule might not be consistent. •The MC is a villain, so he will do villainous things. If you want to watch some righteous MC, this isn't for you. ____________________________________ Tags: [Villain MC], [Evil MC], [Smart MC], [Manipulative MC], [Genius MC], [Reincarnation], [Action], [Adventure], [Overpowered], [Superpowers], [Cultivation], [Magic], [Face Slapping], [Romance], [Harem], [R18], [Heroines], [Maid], [Saintess], [Princess], [Empress], [Immortal], [Demon], [Yokai], [Spirit], [Wives], [Concubine], [Mistresses], [Milf], [Gilf], [Loli], [Incest], [Rape], [Slavery], [BDSM], [Mind Control] [Brainwashing], [NTR], [Cuckholding]
OtakuMaster · 0 Views

HIS TULIP'S

Eloise Xaquille ialah seorang lelaki tampan berkacukan perancis yang di lahirkan di Portugal,Dia seorang lelaki yang tampan dan bergaya, berbadan Maskular,Tegas dalam bekerja, tidak suka membuang masa dan tidak takut kepada apa-apa ancaman yang akan datang pada dirinya. Laleta Amara ialah seorang gadis berasal dari Malaysia,Laleta Amara seorang yang ceria,jujur orangnya dan tidak suka berbohong, seorang gadis yang straight to the point,ayu dan juga matang.Laleta amat menyukai Bunga tulip kerana baginya bunga tulip sangat cantik bila ia mekar. Maka terjadilah pertemuan yang tidak di jangka antara Eloise dan Laleta. "Sorry sir....I didn't mean it"-Laleta Amara "Eh tidak mengapa cik...manis.."-Eloise Xaquille "Eh..boleh cakap melayu?"-Laleta Amara "eh.. mestilah,Saya ada Muhammad dan bin.Muhammad Eloise Xaquille Bin Ahmad David Hamdan,Daddy saya orang Portugal kacukan Melayu, mummy saya Dahlia Hilda berkacukan Perancis dan Melayu"-Eloise Xaquille "Waw ..rumit..."-Laleta Amara "Haha,So how about you?"-Eloise Xaquille "Nurul Laleta Amara Binti Ahmad Khaliff"-Laleta Amara "Laleta means...Tulips in Bulgaria, right? Ms.Tulip?"- Eloise Xaquille "Yeah... how did you know?"-Laleta Amara "Saya study kat sana dulu"-Eloise Xaquille "ohh...tapi muka Encik tak macam asia.. but tadi Encik cakap parents Encik ada mix dari luar Malaysia..."-Laleta Amara "Eu nasci em portugal..."-Eloise Xaquille "Huh? apa portugal?"-Laleta Amara "i was born in Portugal" -Eloise Xaquille Sejak pertemuan itu, Eloise meminta number talifon Laleta untuk memudahkan dia menghubungi Laleta memandangkan Laleta ialah pekerja di Syarikat milik keluarganya. "Good morning Ms.tulip...how are you?"-Eloise Xaquille "Good morning Mr.boss...i'm good,how about you?"-Laleta Amara "A bit mess lah..i think.. i'm gonna die soon...i miss you..."-Eloise Xaquille "Huh?"-Laleta Amara "i said,i miss you..."-Eloise Xaquille "Mengada Awak ni boss"-Laleta Amara Eloise hanya tersenyum nakal sambil mengenyitkan sebelah mata kepada Laleta.
sitinurbazilah · 232 Views

Engkau Milikku

Cerita dewasa untuk usia 18+!! Harap bijak dalam memilih bacaan!! Karena mengandung unsur kekerasan, umpatan, dan adegan dewasa. "Hanya aku yang boleh menyiksa dan membuatmu menderita. Hanya aku yang boleh mencintai dan memilikimu."_Sean Aznand. Sonia Elliezza, rumah tangga yang dia idam-idamkan selama ini menjadi mimpi buruk untuknya, walaupun Sonia menikah dengan pria yang sangat dia cintai dan juga mencintainya. Hanya karena kesalahan di masa lalu, membuat rumah tangga Sonia bersama dengan Sean Aznand menjadi sangat dingin dan menegangkan serta penuh dendam dan amarah yang tak terbantahkan. Sean memberikan pilihan pahit pada Sonia di awal pernikahan mereka. "Pilihan pertama adalah bertahan, kau akan menerima segala sikapku padamu baik itu berupa ucapan ataupun tindakan, kau tidak berhak membantah apapun yang aku katakan, kau juga tidak boleh pergi dariku selama lima tahun ke depan sampai aku benar-benar puas untuk membalaskan sakit hati dan dendamku padamu, aku memberikan waktu 5 tahun padamu untuk hidup bagai neraka bersamaku, aku akan terus menyiksamu, jika kau tidak sanggup di pertengahan dan memilih untuk pergi dariku, maka aku akan menghabisi nyawamu seketika itu." "Yang kedua, Pergi. Jika kau tidak sanggup dengan apa yang akan aku lakukan padamu dipilihan pertama, silahkan pergi sekarang juga dari rumah ini dan dari hidupku untuk selamanya. Aku dengan suka rela untuk menceraikan mu. Sekarang pilihlah." Ujar Sean dengan nada tenang namun mencekam. "Aku tidak menyangka kalau kamu akan menyimpan dendam padaku Sean, tolong maafkan aku yang sudah pernah menyakitimu." Lirih Sonia dengan air mata yang tak hentinya mengalir. Pilihan apakah yang akan Sonia ambil? Akankah dia memilih bertahan atau pergi?
Vebi_Gusriyeni · 340 Views

Primordial Gamer

Seconds after Alex set a record in his favorite game, aliens invaded the Earth. With chaos all around him, Alex struggles and fails to survive in an alien infested world. Apparently, being a world famous speed runner for the game Toilet Man doesn't teach you survival skills. Alex's soul is transported to an amphitheater in the heavens, wearing god awful clothes the gods found for him in the lost and found. He doesn't wear pink bunny slippers! He doesn't wear slippers at all, he insists. Hermes makes fun of his outfit, but tells him the gods are powering up mortals to fight the alien invasion. Alex strikes a bargain with Ludos, the goddess of games, who insists she is not a loli, to be her champion in exchange for infinite growth potential and the opportunity to be the real life rpg character he always wanted to be. Alex chooses Psion as his character class. Now he must level up his psionic powers from noob status, if he wants to ever play video games again. High stakes! ----------------------------------------------------- If you like comedy or action, you will probably like this. This story has a high focus on both. Here are some out of context quotes for you: "We're in a business relationship. We should keep it professional. What do they say? Never put your foot where your mouth is. Wait, never put your mouth on your business. That's not it. Never…" --Alex "Wait, does that mean you get each other pregnant and have each other's babies? I feel like my brain is exploding." --Alex "You may have got me this time, kid, but mark my words: next time, the only thing left of you will be your boots...because everything else will be all blown up and stuff. Because my bullets are explosive. They make things blow up." --Jebediah "Wait, your name is person-man-guy?" --Alex "Smiles and giggles, hugs and knives! Purple Platypuses will take your lives!" --gang door password "I don't want you behind me. I don't like you like that" --Alex "Uh, when you're done smashing your tits into his face, could you come gather with the rest of us?" --Hermes ------------------------------------------------- There is also a discord if you like talking and stuff: https://discord.gg/redmarsh
Red_Marsh · 98.5K Views
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