Superhuman News Network
In a world where superheroes and supervillains exist, where comic book fiction is Earth's everyday reality, SOMEONE has to explain to the Average Joe why his neighbor dissolved in a cloud of dust.
And that someone is JOEL, Anchor of the Superhuman News Network.
From sentient animals, to that giant eye that is in the sky for some reason, to why your house vanished someday, or simply why your child was late for school that day (he was kidnapped to stop an intergalactic war), Joel covers it all! Stories' big and small, friendly notices about the murderous mole people that are coming through town next week, sometimes the weather, and even sports!
So gather around the Tv, pull up your phone, tune your youngest child who was born with antennae for ears, and watch the latest episode of SHNN!.
The SHNN Corporation does not legally exist and therefore assumes no responsibility for any spontaneous disappearances, memory glitches, lies told, or shifts in local gravity experienced during or after broadcast. The Channel will always change between viewings.
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