A Big Bang:lost
The universe began not with a majestic "Big Bang," but with a rather undignified "Big Burp"—a cosmic indigestion that kicked off an era of relentless expansion and questionable decisions. From the jaded perspective of Old Man Quasar, a perpetually cynical black hole, to Bartholomew, a ridiculously self-important red giant obsessed with cosmic real estate, and Luna, a perpetually bored moon annoyed by everything, this is the story of a cosmos that's hilariously losing its way.
Witness the universe's most dramatic events through the eyes (or gravitational fields) of its celestial inhabitants. There's the utterly chaotic Galactic HOA meeting, where everyone argues over stellar traffic and supernova etiquette. Then, there's the truly baffling rise of carbon-based life forms on a small blue planet called Terra—creatures so self-absorbed they invent "social media" and cause climate change, all while remaining blissfully unaware of the impending Big Crunch.
As the universe slowly, inevitably, begins to retract, heading back to its primordial origins, our celestial cast places bets on humanity's pathetic demise. Will they notice the Crunch before it's too late, or will they be too busy posting selfies from the impending singularity? "A Big Bang: Lost" is a side-splitting, irreverent journey through cosmic history, where the universe's most profound events are just another punchline, and humanity's brief existence is the ultimate cosmic joke.