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[Hi, I am Poppy Hardy, Your system general manager. You have finally gain access to the entire fund on the system. Congratulations. $100,000,000,000,000 have been unlocked. You can now donate as you want. You can now investment as you want. You can spend as you want. Good luck host. Become the most beloved man on earth] Once bullied, once humiliated, once he begged like a dog, but now everybody wants lick his feet. Ethan Winston, The remarkable Giver! Godly Investor! To hell with you all. I would provide and protect those in my heart!

A car accident left Mu Lan, who was about to get a divorce, with sudden amnesia. Gazing at the strange man before her claiming to be her husband, Mu Lan was speechless. Could her taste really be that terrible that she chose a man with a poker face? "Whether I was blind or out of my mind before, since the heavens have granted me amnesia, this is an opportunity to start anew. So, this marriage, I'm definitely ending it!" However, no one can escape the so-called 'True Fragrance Law.' Not only did she fail to get the divorce, but she also ended up investing herself into it. ... Tingxiao never expected to suddenly find charm in the woman he had married for seven years and hardly bothered to look at more than once, all because of her amnesia. But even though they had agreed that once her family overcame their difficulties, they would go their separate ways, he found himself unable to let go. "Tingxiao, you're shameless, breaking your promise and growing fat from it." "If I'm fat, I'm fat; for my wife, I accept it!"

—Qiao An, siempre has sido inteligente, seguro que puedes salvarte incluso si te dejo con los secuestradores. Pero Wei Xin no puede —le había dicho a su esposa. De este incidente, Qiao An finalmente se dio cuenta de los verdaderos sentimientos de su esposo. Dejada a su suerte, eligió saltar de un edificio en ruinas. Para el horror del desgraciado, después de que su supuestamente obediente esposa fue dada de alta del hospital, comenzó a llover venganza sobre él y su chica de ensueño. Estaba completamente abrumado. Después de perderlo todo, se dio cuenta de que nunca se debe provocar a las mujeres inteligentes. Decidió reconciliarse con su esposa. Sin embargo, ¡su esposa había encontrado una nueva vida con su tío!

At the movie premiere, a curious reporter notices the marks on Xia Siyu’s neck. “What’s that?” Xia Siyu flicks her hair carelessly. “A mosquito bit me.” After returning home, Bo Yan pins her against the wall, his voice teasing yet dangerous. “A mosquito? Do I need to bite you again?” Xia Siyu gains weight easily and is always fat shamed with words like being “as fat as a pregnant woman”. One day, she is mocked so harshly that she appears on the top searches. While everyone thinks of it as another joke, the movie star, Bo Yan, replies unexpectedly, “Thank you for your well wishes! Our baby is already three months old.”

``` Aviso: Conteúdo Adulto Aviso de Gatilho: Abuso, Trauma, Psicológico *Está cheio de sinais de alerta. Não digam que eu não avisei todos vocês. Blue Learley, uma garota de dezessete anos, vivia em uma pequena cidade com seus pais e dois irmãos. Tudo estava seguindo como de costume até aquela fatídica noite quando sua vida mudou para sempre. Demétrio Easton, o impiedoso rei lobisomem, pôs seus olhos nela e a queria como sua noiva. Quando seus próprios pais a venderam para ele, ela não tinha como escapar dele e não tinha a quem recorrer por ajuda. *** “Não quero me afastar por muito tempo. Às vezes temo que o pássaro possa voar para longe.” “O pássaro não tem um lar. O mundo lá fora é perigoso para ele. E além do mais, o pássaro já encontrou sua liberdade interior," eu disse. "O pássaro não vai voar para longe." ‘Então você não precisa cortar suas asas já que ele não as desenvolveu desde o começo. Tudo bem. O pássaro gosta da gaiola de qualquer maneira.’ *** Apoie meus outros trabalhos: *Silêncio*- É um romance cheio de crimes com um romance florescente entre dois adolescentes. É sobre amor, amizade e traição. Confie em mim, as reviravoltas vão mantê-lo em suspense. A Máscara Do Monstro onde você pode ler o romance florescendo entre uma garota humana e um monstro de aparência aterrorizante A capa não é minha. Fonte: Devianart ```

After the tragic death of his mother, young noble Ren Kriesten finds himself isolated and shunned by his peers due to his immature actions. Now, as he enters an elite academy, Ren must navigate the disdain of his classmates while uncovering the truth about his past—and the mystery surrounding his mother’s death. Amidst this turmoil, a mysterious figure tied to his Life Codex emerges, claiming to be the nexus of his power. This enigmatic guide sets Ren on a path toward absolute power, but the journey reveals that power comes with secrets far darker than he ever imagined. Authors note: Hi guys, I am really enthusiastic about this project, so I hope you guys enjoy it too. Also I realised original novels don't have that much interactions...so, read if you want to. Highly recommend giving it 30 chapters before dropping. I do not own the cover of the novel, if the original creator wants me to take it down I would be more than happy to do so. Please Enjoy.

Drake is an orphan child who was left with only a strange book and a ring by his biological parents. He is later adopted and deemed a genius, excelling in both academic and physical standards. But one day he discovered a strange disease that stops his height from growing and his body from building anything other than fat. He tries everything possible to fix his ugly body, but this strange disease could never get treated. Because of this, he presumes exercising and socialising meaningless and goes on a path of procrastination and wastes his life every single day. But one day he awakens something inside him that changed his life forever. [Congratulations on being officially graded as the universe’s least attractive man!!! You've awakened the Black Pill System!!!] “Ha, I knew I am born for greatness,” Said Drake who assumed that the floating panel in front of his eyes was just another hallucination caused by the excessive release of dopamine. However, on that day, Drake awakened a power that could increase his talents and abilities with Elixirs. [Congratulations on obtaining the unique job ‘True Alchemy Remolding’] [Congratulations on awakening your Secret Body. You can now shallow infinite amounts of Elixirs]

Lin Beifan traveled through the world composed of countless urban web articles and became a villain. He has a wishing system and can make a wish every day. With the ability of the system and his own rude operations, he broke all the protagonists, and the world line was chaotic. So, Tiandao repeated the plot and cursed Lin Beifan. For whatever wish he made, the enemy would get double! Lin Beifan chuckled: “That’s it?” “I make a wish to keep my body temperature at 36.8 degrees!” The first protagonist’s brain burned to 73.6 degrees, died! “I make a wish to sleep 12 hours a day!” The 2nd protagonist becomes a vegetative person, die! “I make a wish that I will be crushed to death by a 120-pound beauty!” The third protagonist was crushed into a piece of paper by a 240-pound fat girl, pawn! Just like that, the plot is messed up again! For Access To Upto 100 Chapters Before Anyone Else, Visit — Patreon.com/itsyourstorypage

Tiara trolled down the subway already running late for her part time job in the grocery shop. It was her first time at work. "Oh God, I'm so late." She mumbled, checking her watch as she took a sharp turn leading to her workplace. Tiara is a 20 years old lady who lived with her family in a small cottage at the county side. She assists her family and her education by taking up part time jobs in shops. She is heading for one of those jobs but already late. Just as she took the turn, she collided with Andy, the son of the Mayor and heir to RICHARDSON INDUSTRIES. "I'm so sorry." she muttered as she helped him pick up the documents from the ground. In picking up the documents, they ended up picking up the last one together. Andy slowly lifted his eyes to Tiara, locking eyes whiles lost in her beauty. "Um..., I'll take my leave now." she uttered and rushed off hurriedly without turning back. "wait, what's your....name?" he mumbled , his words slowly fading away as he watched her ran off. He had already fell in love with her. It was a love at first sight but what happens if the social class becomes a boundary for their love. Join me in this journey to find what happens to their love story. Disclaimer: Picture not mine. Credits to the owner. Follow me on IG@Henrietta_Otu Discord: henrietta_otu1

Some guy called the Arstelar,the alleged God of war of this world was lying on the ground,his body covered in blood of his allies and his own. The cause was standing right in front of him with a small smile on his face. "What did we do to upset you? We have done nothing wrong!" The man looked down on him, stepped on his face and spoke ever so playful,"It's just a little bit of casual trolling and tomfoolery. Nothing much hehehehehe." "But it doesn't matter anyway, should you reincarnate, don't bother exacting revenge." He finished off. "No! You're an evil that needs to..." Before Arstelar could finish,his vision seemed to spin around unbeknownst to him,he was decapitated. The man looked vacantly at the pile of corpses littered all over,they had no chance of survival let alone fighting back. To him, regardless of what you did would amount to nothing, fighting him was fighting your own motives for fighting him. The outcome was defined with him winning. A mildly charming devil called Andrew. Also if you aren't a fan of op mc. Do not touch thank you!!!

MC is bisexual Amelia is dead. Her spirit pet brought her to another world and threw her nascent soul into the body of a dying adopted Wang family's second young master. Unfortunately for him, his adopted sister is a reborn soul who knows that in the future he will torture his entire family for not loving him. Wang Ning is the Wang family's only daughter. She has a boyfriend who will fall for the heroine of the original work and leave her to share the powerful heroine with her elder brother along with a few others. In the novel the heroine who was previously ugly and poor, awakens the power to control the dead. The original heroine is not a delicate flower but a powerful woman who rises with the change. She can turn zombies into her own skeleton army as long as they are not more powerful than her. Her face that was previously hideous because of a large birthmark is purified by her power to control the dead. It is an innate aura that is accumulated in her body over time and then she can send it out to control the minds of the dead. This energy is very good for her and cleans her system making her as beautiful as a goddess. This is partly why men are willing to share her in the apocalyse.

Jasper Grumbleweed is a hapless peasant with one marketable skill: a knack for saying the wrong thing at the wrong time. In the kingdom of Blunderwood, where dangerous beasts roam and knights only care about their Instagram-worthy dragon fights, Jasper discovers an uncanny talent—he can tame any creature using the most ridiculous methods imaginable. From convincing a troll to stop terrorizing villages by teaching it yoga, to pacifying a rampaging griffin with a terrible lute solo, Jasper’s approach is as baffling as it is effective. When the kingdom’s greatest beastmaster goes missing, Jasper is "volunteered" to fill the role. With his trusty sidekick—a sassy, perpetually unimpressed talking goat—he embarks on a quest to tame the kingdom’s most ferocious creatures before they overthrow the castle. Packed with misadventures, absurd logic, and Jasper’s laughable attempts at heroism, this is a tale of unlikely triumphs, untamed hilarity, and the occasional flying dungbomb

Tags: Comedy, Action, Romance, School Life, Adventure, Slice of Life, Reincarnation, Transmigration, Martial Arts, Magic, Genius Protagonist, Ugly Male Lead, Fat Male Lead, Handsome Male Lead, Character Progression, Worshipped MC, Mysterious Past, Heartwarming, Beautiful Female Lead, Clingy Lover, Weak to Strong, Loved MC, Rich Protagonist, Famous Protagonist. Damian Is A Magician Who Meets His End When He Receives Death From The Celestials after Corrupting Hell. Then, As A Final Gift By The Will Of The Universe, He Gets Reincarnated In The Body Of Torao Takabe 16 Years Old Lolicon Enjoyer. So He Has To Rebuild This Body And Become Stronger So That He Can Fulfil His Wishes... Or At Least This Was His Plan. Torao Takabe Aliases: NTR king The Cucker, The Cuckmaker #1 Dick Mindbreak world record holder Mason Liu Satan's Seat Warmer Occupation / Titles: Grand NTR Fiend Affiliation: Seggs With Little Girls, The C-word, Doctor Eggman (one time at a con) Theme Song: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ejUcnpwNDLs&t=11s Prologue In volume 0 And also, please tell me about any mistake in the novel, NO MATTER HOW SMALL IT IS. There will also be a system later.

Maxwell is a professional sugar baby and otaku that got transported into a NTR eroge as the fat and ugly antagonist. [Ding! Thr Heroine Capturing System is online!] [The Main Character is Skinny and annoying as f*ck! Make him pay for this!!!] ]Daily Mission: Make 5 people consider Rope Maxing[ [Reward: + 3 centimeters in height] ]Daily Mission: Mog at least 3 people with A+ in looks[ [Reward: + 4 months of natural tren] "Elixirs? Nah I am all natural!" "He is 54 kg 5'3 ugly Ectomorph, how can he even attract women?" "100 Squats? Training legs? Are you right in the head?" "How dare you be femboy. Do you know how much testosterone you are wasting." "Hiding my power? No way I am hiding those things." Watch Max as he dominates the world of talent and cheat abilities with only the power of self improvement. ........................................................................ No BrainRot (NO yuri, NTR or Yaoi)

[WPC Entry] Eli's life was cut short by the infamous truck kun, only for him to be reincarnated in a strange new world as a lowly goblin. Faced with the harsh realities of survival, he must navigate this brutal world, fighting against dangerous hobgoblins, trolls, and ogres while also defending his clan from the treacherous humans who seek to destroy it.

Guys here is my pitch..... In the sprawling world of fantasy, we’ve often been treated to tales of heroes reincarnated with divine blessings, legendary powers, or cheat-like abilities, thrust into magical lands as shining saviors—or chaotic terrors. But what happens when the very concept of reincarnation becomes a curse? When the divine boon is a big fat joke, and the "cheat system" doesn’t quite… cheat? Enter John, the unluckiest reincarnate. Blessed by a god and thrust into a fantasy world, he dreams of glory, power, and adventure—only to wake up as a normal, utterly powerless bird. Not a mythical phoenix, not an ancient thunder eagle. Just… a bird. To make matters worse, this world is no ordinary realm. It's a land scarred by the devastating legacies of past isekai’d heroes and villains, whose reckless exploits piled skeletons into mountains and turned their cheats into harbingers of chaos. Fed up with these unruly intruders, the ancients of the realm banded together to create a world-shaking seal: all reincarnated souls are trapped in the bodies of harmless animals, confined to isolated sanctuaries that function more like fantasy zoos. Here’s the twist: this isn’t mercy. It’s a resource grab. The powerful beast tamers of this realm have turned these reincarnated souls into exotic pets, prized for their cheat-like potential. John finds himself at the bottom of the food chain in every sense. His cheat doesn’t work. His human form is gone. And his world is filled with predatory cultivators who see him as either a snack or a tool. But John isn’t one to give up so easily. What starts as despair quickly turns into cunning survival. With wings and wit as his only tools, John must navigate layers of misfortune, dodge fate’s sharp talons, and cheat his way through a world determined to keep him grounded. Get ready to join John on a wildly unconventional journey—one where reincarnation isn’t a ticket to greatness, but a death sentence he’s determined to rewrite. His story is one of humor, wit, and persistence, as he explores a world where he is the joke and his survival is the punchline. Main tags: reincarnation/isekai, beast taming cultivation system, comedy, action, adventure. Of course No-harem!

Allen era um brilhante cientista na Terra, dedicado à pesquisa genética. Em um fatídico dia, enquanto estava à beira de uma descoberta revolucionária, ele é brutalmente assassinado. Contudo, sua morte é apenas o início de uma jornada inimaginável.

After reincarnating eight times unsuccessfully due to a glitch in the netherworld, Jia Hao finally reincarnated in the world of Urban Fantasy, an eroge game that he played before. However, he realized the game was currently in the bad ending mode and he is powerless like a side character without any game system. Skinny dude who blackmails girls? Check! Fat Ugly Uncle who lusts after women? Check! Blonde haired delinquent whose eyes are covered with bangs? Check! As Jia Hao was wrecking his brain to how to change the plot, he found a mysterious pot that can take him into an ancient world, and the items he brought from the modern world transformed into heavenly treasures! " Now, you dare to gaze at my women? My dear wives! Beat him to death!" Jia Hao ordered as he leaned back on the chair like a salted fish.

In the Slonia Empire Mages reigned supreme. They are nobles who monopolized and controlled their knowledge and wisdom in the world where Arcane Energy riddled every nook and cranny from easily going out or leaked to the commoners and peasants. Darius, an orphan from the most remote village in the Northean Kingdom, had the highest Magic Aptitude. But of course, he was oblivious to this fact since surviving the all-year-long winter was harsh enough for him, let alone learning the magic that would bring nothing to the dining table for his little brothers and sisters in the orphanage. Until one day he met with an old man who gave him the… Arcanium System which would change his fate and the entire world altogether. ==== [Checking connection with the host.] [Synchronizing Host’s information, please wait…] [Updating Host’s information] [Update completed] [Downloading the universe’s data] [Download completed] [The Arcanium System has been installed successfully!] [System: All green] [Arcanium System: Linked] [Good morning, Master Darius] ==== “Nobles? Do you mean those fat-bellied pigs?! I can beat them with the tip of my nail.” “Hah! Such arrogance. You must have eons worth of knowledge in your Magic Circuit. How old are you again?” “18!” “What the…” *Will the Slonia Empire be all right with the existence of this young man?* ==== Support this book for faster release!

What will happen when someone is born as the most hated character they can ever imagine? Don't know? Then why not see what happens yourself when Zeph gets reborn as the character of a fat villain?

The age of ancient ignorance. Humans did not exist at this time, the ancestors of elves were still trolls, Titans ruled the earth, and dragons ruled the sky. At the end of the era, the Titans and the dragons fought fiercely for the earth, and both sides suffered losses. At this time, a time traveler descended on a tribe of eagles, leading them to gradually walk out on their own evolutionary path, and eventually became a tribe of angels. Countless years later. The light of heaven spreads throughout the heavens and all realms. Jiangyou, the king of angels, occupies the highest heavenly throne. Endless creatures sang hymns together: "Holy! Holy! How can sinners look at it? God is majestic and glorious. Everyone is decorated with jade crowns and dedicated to the golden hall of God's throne."

Isabella, ugly, fat, unloved aside from her brother, gets kicked out of the Frost Family Clan, her fiancé cheated on her with her sister, humiliated, mysteriously got pregnant at age sixteen. Isabella understood that she should never show anyone kindness. Six years later Isabella who was once ugly is now a stunning beauty, ex fiancé “Isabella marry me I made a mistake.” Isabella:? A famous model/actor: Big sis who dares bully you? the stepsisters: She might be beautiful like a goddess but she is an idiot! Top universities: Lady Isabella thank you for teaching our students for just a day, top hacker organizations: Boss don’t go and get in trouble. Law Firm: She is the best lawyer in the world!? Entertainment Industry: Miss Isabella why don’t you join the entertainment business? Isabella: Annoying. Everyone who thought that Isabella was a useless ugly duck they were wrong, top car racer: Master Isabella, Top medical doctors: Who said she isn’t a genius she is my senior sister, other suitors: I want to marry Isabella! The most mysterious yet most powerful men who has trillions upon trillions dollars: Who dares want to marry my wife? I can take care of her alone we already have four kids together. Isabella: Wasn’t she suppose to have a peaceful life now why does it seem like her hidden identities are just slowly being uncovered?

Correction: "Advertencia: Contenido para adultos Alerta de disparador: Abuso, Trauma, Psicológico —Está lleno de señales de alerta —advertí—. No digan que no les advertí a todos. Blue Learley, una chica de diecisiete años, vivía en un pequeño pueblo con sus padres y dos hermanos. Todo iba como de costumbre hasta esa fatídica noche en que su vida cambió para siempre. Demetrio Easton, el despiadado rey hombre lobo, posó sus ojos en ella y la quiso como su novia. Cuando sus propios padres la vendieron a él, ella no tuvo modo de escapar de él y a nadie a quien recurrir por ayuda. —No quiero alejarme por mucho tiempo. A veces temo que el pájaro pueda volar. —El pájaro no tiene un hogar. El mundo exterior es peligroso para él. Y además, el pájaro ya ha encontrado su libertad dentro —dije—. El pájaro no volará. —Así que no tienes que cortar sus alas ya que no las creció en primer lugar. Está bien. Al pájaro le gusta la jaula de todos modos. Apoya mis otras obras: "Silencio"- Es una novela de suspense llena de crímenes con un romance en flor entre dos adolescentes. Se trata de amor, amistad y traición. Confía en mí, los giros te mantendrán al filo. "La Máscara Del Monstruo" donde puedes leer el amor floreciente entre una chica humana y un monstruo de aspecto terrorífico La portada no es mía. Fuente: Devianart"

Love is a game. Do you want to play? 12 CONTESTANTS. 5 WEEKS OF ROMANCE AND DECEPTION. FIND THE IMPOSTERS. STAND A CHANCE TO WIN $1,000,000! How well do know your heart? In this unprecedented dating show, test the boundaries of human trust and desire as 12 contestants battle it out to find the couple and the exes hidden among them. How much do you trust your lover or ex? Will the two of you successfully fool your hunters, or will your feeble rapport lead to elimination? How far will you go to stay undercover? Sign up for "Beloved Imposter" today! *** Iris Tate is in a rut—she's tired of her job, has no social life, and her dreams are out of reach. She will do anything for a change… If she can afford it. During these monotonous times, Iris sees an ad for "Beloved Imposter", an unconventional dating show which promises romance, spontaneity, and most importantly—a fat paycheque. In a bid to double her earnings, she signs up as a team with her estranged ex-boyfriend, Skyler Valentine, who has reasons of his own for joining. Iris’s plan is simple: Deceive the other contestants, lie her way to the finals, and walk away a millionaire. After that, she and Skyler will forget each other once and for all. However, plans are made to be broken. The more time Iris and Skyler spend together, the more they realise how much the other has changed since their breakup. Over the course of five weeks, they’re forced to confront the mistakes of their youth and the scars they bury deep within. As the competition heats up, tensions arise and secrets unfold, blurring the lines between desire and loyalty. Some contestants will do anything to win, and mutual trust is but a façade. Iris will soon learn that she may be able to fool others, but she won't be able fool her own heart. Can she overcome the obstacles in her way? Or will she lose both her second chance at love as well as the grand prize? Watch "Beloved Imposter" to find out! *** P.S Cover art is sourced from Pinterest, credits to the original artist.

A young woman from Earth wakes up in a cave, disoriented, confused, amnesic and with her lower body replaced by that of a giant spider. She has no idea what she stumbled into and all the extra sensations were definitely not helping. "Did I get reincarnated into a fantasy world?" She's not quite sure. But, the goblin, the troll and (soon enough) the hot elf all suggest "yes." As much as it creeps her out, her new body is powerful and flexible in some very interesting 'spidery' ways as she slowly learns to live with it. Combined with what modern knowledge she can still remember, the newly christened Elania soon finds herself building a new life as an adventurer among the elves. Who knows what awaits her? Maybe, just maybe, she might even find happiness along the way. Discord link: https://discord.gg/TqFjdv8uaE Come find me and other wonderful readers!

Amidst all of the issues that any teenager girl usually has, Aika Tsunaboshi also secretly an Magical Girl. Much likes the ones you would typically see in anime and manga. Except these ones also hunts demons on the side. One day, while fighting against her nemesis, she is forced to make a decision and temporarily transfer her powers to someone in her family. Which according to her partner (AKA Sacred Beast) Nyamo, the Nekomata, was intended to go to her older brother, Akira Tsunaboshi. Who is always mistaken for a girl and barely able to form a full sentence towards strangers, which leaves him prone to many misunderstandings. However, during the transferring process, Aika got cold feet at the last second and her partner, alongside her magical powers were sent somewhere else. About to be stricken down by her assailant. Aika is saved by a strange fat man. Her savior... just happened to be one of her detested teachers, Shinjirou Tsunaboshi... and also her uncle, who happened to be passed out drunk in the gym storage nearby. His perpetual state of hangover, carefree nature, unrensponsible and perverted tendencies that earned him the title "Ero-Sensei" which caused many shenanigans and headaches for Aika to deal with most of her life. The utter shock of seeing her uncle wearing her uniform, a frilly dress, alongside a set of cat ears, tail and everything made her pass out on the spot. By the time she woke up, not only he was casually partying with both her partner and the demon. Shinji became best friends with them and convinced the two to form a strange alliance between himself, her demonic nemesis and through Nyamo, sent his unprecedented proposal to Arcadia, the faction behind managing and recruiting all Magical Girls. Would Arcadia even consider Shinji's suggestion and his abnormal circumstance? Will Aika be able to handle yet another stress placed on top of her social life? Will Aika's powers ever return to her? Even if it does, will she be able to manage to put up with her troublesome uncle for the sake of justice until then? Only one way to find out!

"Are you lonely?" "Sometimes. Yes." We didn't speak after that. Too much stuff was said. His words was heavy like the cake. And like the crashed car. And Mr Bennett's stupid Olympiad. ... Things go a muck when Poppy Grace meets Harley. The not so typical boy-next-door. He's named after a t-shirt and has a dad who isn't really his dad. And knows a lot about everything. He's normal. But, Poppy isn't. Except, maybe they're not so different after all.

For a certain LoL competition, a certain online streamer famous for pissing people off was currently explaining and broadcasting it at the same time. Streamer: This support, so tr*sh. Streamer: If that jungler was my teammate, I would already be idling at the fountain and playing piano for him by now. Streamer: I recommend that this player go back and properly practice how to last hit. Audience: What bullshit! If you’re any better, then you do it! Streamer: I, your dad, really can do it. Audience: Okokok. If you can do it then I’ll chop off my head so you can kick it. A few months later, the LPL’s veteran pro team TTC announced a new mid laner. A boy with flashy blue hair appeared in front of the audience and played Zed to utter perfection, killing everyone he saw, causing all the female fans to begin toeing the line of infidelity. During the MVP interview after the match, everyone held their breath and eagerly watched this newcomer. Only to see the boy accept the microphone, smile and ask, “That water friend with the StarTV user ID ‘Suburb King 101,’ my team’s address is on the official website, when will you be mailing your head over?” … After a certain regular season match finished, the staff member went backstage to urge the team members to go onstage and conduct their interviews, only to see TTC’s new mid laner and jungler standing in the corner. TTC’s number one ace · jungler daddy Road pressed their team’s new mid laner Soft against the wall. He lowered his eyes and asked slowly, “In the interview later, do you know what to do?” That quick-tempered mid laner, who had solidified his image as a troll in the audience’s eyes the very first time he went on stage, was currently blushing completely red. “I know. I won’t curse at anyone… I definitely won’t curse at anyone.”

Violets back... But Lisa's Here!!!!!!!!!!!! Violets lil' sis Lisa is taking front and centre.

What if you wake up on the morning of your fifteenth birthday to discover a system screen floating over your head? It means you are a Mystic, one of the hundred people born each year who have access to the Celestial system and powers of the universe. What if when you go to get registered as a Mystic at their Academy you discover that all the slots are taken? There are already a hundred mystics in the system. You are a strange anomaly that has never happened in a billion years. Well, you must be none other than Xavier Xerxes. The weird teenager who was bullied for his strange white skin, long snowy hair and pink eyes is now also a Mystic who shouldn't exist. It couldn't have gotten any worse for him. Now he has to attend Celestial Academy to get basic training in leveling up and growing into the full potentials of his powers so he can slay demons and battle monsters from real to realm. He has the opportunity to grow from a human to an Immortal, saving the world along the way. Cool, right? But there's one little problem. Xavier doesn't do anything that could pass off as stressful. No, he prefers to read books in the library. He loves to write stories and poems. He cries through romantic movies. He has never walked farther than a meter in his life. No sporting activity whatsoever. He hates violence. Now they expect him to carry a sword. He is supposed to turn his body into a weapon of destruction, and his mind into a fortress of power. What the hell? How is he expected to survive a day at Celestial Academy when he has been home schooled since he was a child? How is he supposed to kill a bloodthirsty troll when he is scared of spiders? Exercise drills, push ups, war games...meditating? Never before in his life! Right. We all have to wait and see. Hopefully he'll find a way not to die on the first day.