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All she wanted was a man to pinch out that inner side of her, Bonita, knowing fully well she wasn't just the boring 19-year-old covered in long choir robes on Sundays, the long denim skirts she had to put on to school. Life was the usual morning chores, school, and church, not until her twentieth birthday when she met Fredrick, a basketballer who lived down her street.

Side story from the Main Plot, only fun, humor, and romance

In the world of the heavens, there are an elite few in history who transcend the word "genius." They rise through the ranks of cultivation with unparalleled speed, perform feats that defy common sense on a regular basis, and generally educate all who cross their path on just what it means for the difference between two cultivators to be as the difference between heaven and earth. This…is NOT their story. Xu Zuhui has never been considered a genius, or particularly talented, though no one would call him a failure either—no small feat in the cutthroat world of VRMMOs, the dominant form of entertainment on a dying Earth. Indeed, he is one of the lucky few to escape the terrible, ruined real world by uploading to a persistent virtual world based on the world of Cultivation. But though his new body and new life comes with substantial perks, he will soon discover there are substantial risks as well. He’s far from the only strong talent in this new world, and few such people are happy to welcome more into their ranks. In what was supposed to be a virtual world, Xu Zuhui will soon find that the stakes he’s fighting for are very real…and he’ll have to become very strong indeed to survive the events the real hero of this world will inevitably drag him into. Updates daily at 8 AM EST!

Une guerre entre les plus grands se prépare à l'est de ce monde fantastique ! Les conséquences se font ressentir dans le monde entier, même dans les profondeurs sauvages des terres inexplorées. Noctis va découvrir tout cela, mais également vivre avec un pouvoir bien mystérieux... - Serveur du roman : https://discord.gg/D5z9xsRE

Story of Roland, a man whose love and life were ruined by a transmigrator. Once, Roland was a man who lived with purpose—a warrior of unmatched skill, a lover with a heart full of passion, and a man whose destiny seemed set in stone. But all of that would be stolen from him, not by fate nor by betrayal, but by a mysterious force far beyond his comprehension. I will update daily or twice a day, depending on the mood.

She died She died due to some freaking moron decided to stomp his foot on his car accelerator causing his car to collide to her car, killing her before the bystander call for help. But it was not the end for her. She woke up occupying someone body with the same name. Realized that she was reincarnated as one of the side character in the famous novel titled "Unconditional Love" She decided to live her life the way she wanted instead of involving herself in the flow of the novel. but not everything always go according to her plans, especially when one of the main character doesn't want her to be just a side character. ==================== STATUS: SLOW UPDATE it's a cliche story. Author: ashyfeiya Editor: teena Book cover: insomiaticluna

Smith Charles is an Hazardous individual who got himself entangle with a web of Misery, Confusion And survival When he took something that belongs to another world, Accidentally unleash a Timer ticking to unlock the lower realm. He must settle the scores between the worlds or a death doomsday will threaten the Existence of the human race Hi, guys this is my first actual story, support me it won't cost you anything and feel free to criticize so i can improve better as a writer. and also The book Cover isn't mine..

Life dealt him a K.O when he was told never again would he wield the bow due to a severe shoulder injury. Lost in those moments of hopelessness, life gave him a second chance in the world of Arthdal, a book he took a liking to. Arthdal is a world rich in racial diversity, cultural differences, and especially the involvement of supernatural beings. Now reincarnated as Aldrich Aldaman, the younger brother of the book's main villain, thought to have died during the massacre of the Aldaman clan. Paul, now Aldrich Aldaman intends to take advantage of the moment and live life to the fullest. ___ Oh and for Bonus chapter activation? 50 PowerStone= 1 bonus chapter 100 PowerStone= 2 bonus chapters.

Aurora Miller has always been haunted by vivid dreams. Memories of places she's never been, of people she’s never met, and most disturbingly, of a deep love for a man named Silas Mikaellon. Though science tells her these dreams are impossible, they feel all too real, leaving her questioning the nature of life, death, and reincarnation. Her life takes a darker turn when her grandfather reveals that he has been receiving death threats. Concerned for her safety and knowing his time is limited, he insists on hiring a personal butler to protect her, a move Aurora finds invasive and unnecessary. But her protests are silenced when the mysterious Silas Mikaellon steps into her life. With his commanding presence and hauntingly familiar name, Silas is more than just a butler. As he takes on the role of her protector, Aurora is inexplicably drawn to him. The name Silas Mikaellon stirs memories that feel like fragments of a past life, leaving Aurora to wonder if their connection is more than mere coincidence. As danger closes in, Aurora must navigate the shadows of her past and the threats of her present. She is determined to unravel the mystery of Silas Mikaellon- a man who may hold the key to understanding her dreams, her memories, and perhaps even her very soul. But in a world where nothing is as it seems, will the truth set her free, or will it destroy her?

"Hidupku sangatlah absurd. Banyak hal yang tidak ku sangka-sangka terjadi. Bahkan diri ku sampai terlibat dalam konflik besar dunia yang di rahasiakan. Aku bingung harus berbuat apa agar dapat lepas dari semua ini, aku kehilangan banyak orang-orang yang ku sayangi di depan mata ku. Tapi kali ini... aku lah yang akan mati bagi mereka, aku bersumpah!" V*** keluar dari bangunan untuk melihat apakah keadaan sudah membaik. Dia merasa ketakutan, kesedihan, kemarahan, dan kesendirian pada waktu yang sama secara tiba-tiba. V*** tersadar secara tiba-tiba karna teriakan histeris beberapa orang. Melihat ke depan, air mata berkeliaran dari mata nya seperti air terjun. "S****... Kau berjanji pada ku... Tapi kau malah mengingkari nya..." !UPDATE EVERY FRIDAY¡

Daphne a nerdy highschool girl got lost on her way back from school, in the woods she got bitten by a bat which turned her to a vampire. that night marked a new beginning for her, but how will she deal with her blood lust, and how will she react when she finds out that her turner is her boyfriend? what happens when her dark side is nearly exposed to the world due to her best friend's betrayal???

A story of self-discovery taken beyond the Earth and stars following the lifelong journey of Johnny bloody Feustin.

Side story's expanding the world of the novel Elohim's wrath.

A Story About The Religious Brotherhood And Falsehoods mixed with Facts and Fiction, real figures and fantasy characters to fit exposive agenda against the devil and his followers there is no main character metter fact the main character Is You

Here is my decent try to limn the tribulations of the eastern woman with a nib pen of the world language. On a non-fictional foundation, this short story sets within a contrived frame of fiction. Whence the heroine “Reidah” serves as an epitome of all downtrodden women in the Arabdom. “The Other Side” hence takes its perfervid readers on a realistic journey to cognize the masked face of humanity. Apart from this, the narrative betokens the inner defective side of the protagonist herself. In short, this novella bespeaks the vehement voice of silenced women on the other side of the world. From the storylines, one bumps into an ingenue, whose name is “Reidah”. As her small family inflicted neglect, abuse, and torture on her; she underwent a recurrent dolor. Ergo, she had to illicitly navigate with her ex-husband’s torn pants to the Capital of Fashion. To secure a decent life for her, she had to change her name to “Angela”. Everything was marvelous until she found herself ensnared in her past and bad luck. Hence, the heroine chose to withstand her phantasm with the help of her psychiatrist by writing. So, will the truth keep the same planned track in the hope to shield the realm of her family?

In the kingdom of Draconia, where ancient legends still live, Selinia, a young woman scarred by her past, seeks to escape from her cruel family. As an illegitimate daughter, Selinia has faced abuse from her family. When her father, in a desperate attempt to avoid execution, tells a grand lie that his daughter possesses a magical voice that can slow down – or even break – the curse, Selinia is thrust into a dangerous game. King Theodore, cursed with dark powers and only one year left to live , decides to go along with the desperate man’s tale, bringing Selinia to the castle. There, she discovers that her father has made her out to be someone with a powerful voice, even though it isn’t true. Determined to gain the freedom she has always longed for, Selinia chooses to use whatever tricks she can to deceive the king. However, as she fights for her own survival, she faces complex challenges and entanglements in a world full of deceit and darkness. Will Selinia be able to save herself, or will she fall victim to the dark legacy of Draconia?

LIOMS is a thrilling fantasy adventure about Oliver, a young man stuck in a quiet village, longing for excitement. But when an ancient skeleton breaks free from its seal and chaos tears his world apart, Oliver is forced into a dangerous journey. Blessed with extraordinary luck, he embarks on an epic quest filled with magic, mysterious enemies, and dark secrets. As fate propels him toward unimaginable power, Oliver must rise to face the dangers that threaten his world. Will his luck be enough to survive?

A new series of mine i didnt expect the previous one to get so many views thank you all very much Hope you like my new series which i dont think ill delete

Otter_44351147 is just another user on Games.net's Games Network. He's in a VR gaming clan called Nocturnal, and they're up against the Liquid Darkness next year at PAX Eternal 2080! But he was framed and the story stars you in it! You're Zero_Nocturnal! Eve is a beta VR online MMO PVP that has mob slaying and unique terms like PVP-R and PVP-G, where you can be PVP-R'ing and PVP-G'ing at the same time, but you must be strong to do that, because good critters don't give you evil points to grow your stats. R stands for regular, and G stands for good, because the good critters with the green frames give EXP, but no meter. Your DELO dictates your rank. Otter_44351147's was just 0 when he started. There are 65,335 million ranks to go! He got to #1, which is at the top, but was beat by #1, a hacker who framed him with an instant kill maneuver. Can he make it back to the top or will he be booted from his clans registry for falling below #16 DELO? DELO stands for Death Elevator Linking Order, because the more you die, the higher you can climb! You need to die and be reborn with higher stats to climb higher on the DELO meter. He's just 16 years old. The hacker was 19 years old. They're both Chinese and live in Fengxuan, a small city in northwest China. They both don't know each other, and hate each others guts. They want to go to Sweden for PAX Eternal 2080. That's a year away! This is their story... Of survival! And bloodshed! And maybe even catching Auria's arms! She must be out there, somewhere... The FL is Auria, a real beautiful woman, girl actually in real life, who they're both fighting for! She's 16 years old but they don't know her. Online, she plays the male character Reactor Blade, and Otter_44351147's Bison Fellow and the hacker's unnamed character will all be featured! It's my entry for the real winner of the WebNovel Rising Star! It features a sports team, VR, online game, futuristic world, a new video game we'd love to have!, and hopefully we can make in the future, devs?

A reader in a novel reincarnates as a side character in his favourite novel. In this world of magic where, power is the most respected, Liam seeks to stop the destruction whether he likes it or not. [You have received the attribute 'The great change'] [Attribute: The Great Change] [Rank: ???] [You have been fated to get involved with the story of this world whether you like it or not. Every change you make, depending on how it affects the story, will earn you an amount of fate points. When you get enough, you will be given access to the Abyssal Treasury.] Receiving the power to peek into anything's information and other starting abilities, he would use this, paired with his knowledge, to change the entire story.

"You aren't telling me that you want me to tell jokes. The most powerful people in this world are the jesters? No. This is ridiculous. Send me back, right now. What? Why are you laughing? I am not joking. Quit laughing, damn it." His laugh fuels my rage, as well as my newfound power. I punch him as hard as I can in the face. When I pull my fist away... his face is covered in clown makeup. I hate this world.

How does it feel to find out that all your dorm mates are big shots on your first day of school? Hao Yun has the most say in this matter. Having been chosen by the Otherworldly Expert System, he unexpectedly obtains the ability to see the future potential of others. He discovers that his roommates are all future big shots with explosive potential. Then why should he work hard? Wouldn't just being cozy with them solve all problems? Normal people would think that way, and Hao Yun is no exception. However, just when Hao Yun thinks that he can easily become a winner in life as long as he cozies up with them, she surprisingly finds these so-called big shots are quite fragile. And these great artists, superstars, academics, and the richest people in the world, who finally reach the pinnacle of their lives with the help of "coincidences", can't help but feel lucky when they are interviewed. They are glad that they had such a hidden expert by their side… Hao Yun: Great, after all this, I am actually your fortuitous encounter!

**{WARNING: This is Mature content.}** The tension in the air was clear, matching the fiery gaze of Zephyros as he loomed over the quivering prince, his breath scorching against Owen's exposed skin. Every word that fell from his lips carried a weight that seemed to press down on them, each syllable dripping with fierce determination that sent a delicious shiver down Owen's spine. "I will claim you as my own, my bride and my soul, Prince Owen Rykhard, no matter the cost. Heaven and Hell themselves will not stand in my way..." Owen's heart raced in his chest, his body thrumming from the sheer power of Zephyros's words. There was a primal, ancient allure in his eyes, a force that pulled at Owen's very core, beckoning him closer even as his instincts screamed for him to resist. The magnetic pull between them was undeniable, drawing them together in a dance of lust. Escape was impossible. Neil (Owen) was bound to a mission to locate the twelve shattered shards of the Demon King's soul and reforge them to prevent a cataclysmic end. The stakes were unimaginably high, as the universe would cease to exist if the shards became unstable. Neil navigated through perilous worlds with his fairy system, carrying the weight of his burden and the ache in his heart from memories of the Demon King he once loved. Would he find peace with his beloved in this world, or be left alone with the ghost of his past? Owen felt a spark ignite within him as Zephyros's touch brushed against his cheek, signaling a battle of hearts and worlds with an uncertain outcome. Love and fate intertwined in a world where heaven and hell blurred, and the greatest victory lay in winning the heart of the one destined to be protected.