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She was a heiress of a financial conglomerate, an intelligence prodigy since her childhood. At 20, she inherited the family business and swiftly carved out an empire in the business world that was astonishing to all, earning the title of "Miraculous Lady" known for her ruthlessness and cold-blooded nature! Such a legend, yet she perished in a bizarre car accident. She was 28 years old. It is said that at the scene of the accident, the corpses of a family of three were torn apart, too gruesome to behold. Rumors from the outside suggested that such cruel imagery could only result from a vendetta! ...... She was the daughter-in-law of a prestigious family in high society, but also the butt of its jokes. It was rumored that her husband was paralyzed from the waist down, and she had a 5-year-old son. There were also whispers that she was busty but brainless, accidentally killed a servant, and served a 3-year prison sentence. Worse still, it was said that her mother-in-law didn't love her, her sisters-in-law bullied her, and she was even thrown out of the house several times...... ...... By the decree of fate! When she became her! Her stunning black eyes narrowed into a fierce gaze, reborn from the ashes! ...... ...... In short, this story is about a prodigal businesswoman who, after being framed and reborn in the body of a downtrodden daughter-in-law of a powerful family, steadily cements her status and takes revenge on the scum, all the while finding love. This brief introduction is just to give you an idea (for reference only). The content is certainly not simple. My pit of a story is solid; feel free to take the plunge.

[Avertissement : contenu mature r18+/fort] "Je suis sûr que tu trouveras mes bras plus confortables que n'importe quoi d'autre en ce monde..." Le Roi Darius Grant - le puissant souverain du Royaume de Cordon. Il était impitoyable et impétueux face à ses ennemis. Sa simple présence criait d'autorité virile ; son aura seule suffisait à faire admettre leur défaite à certains de ses ennemis et à les faire fuir rien qu'en le voyant. Mais malgré tout cela, il était impuissant et éhonté face à une femme… sa compagne - la Princesse d'Ebodia qu'il refusait de lâcher. Découvrez comment les choses vont se dérouler pour notre Roi possessif qui est fermement décidé à utiliser l'Entrapment de la Couronne pour faire de sa compagne la sienne par tous les moyens nécessaires. Réussira-t-il à conquérir tout son être - corps, cœur et âme ? * Note : Tome 1 & 2 : Histoire principale Status : Terminé (Chapitres 1 à 555) Tome 3 : Histoire secondaire Status : Terminé (Chapitres 556 à 641) "Je ne peux me déclarer vainqueur que lorsqu'à la fin je parviens à conquérir ton cœur..." Tome 4 : Histoire secondaire Status : Terminé (Chapitres 642 à 701) "L'amour n'a jamais fait partie de mon vocabulaire quand il s'agit de femmes, jusqu'à ce que tu arrives..." Tome 5 : Status : Terminé (Chapitres 702 à 805) "Je te choisis... toi qui occupes avidement toute la place dans mon cœur..." Chapitres spéciaux et suivants - terminés **** PS : Couverture de livre commandée, propriété de l'auteur ! Ne pas l'utiliser !

Callice Elmer Lemminas adalah putra Bangsawan dari Kerajaan Arcaria sekaligus Pangeran Kekaisaran Frostia. Namun sayangnya, status sosialnya yang tinggi tak menjadikan kehidupannya bahagia. kelahirannya yang tidak diharapkan menjadi salah satu pemicunya. Belum lagi dirinya harus berusaha 'melepaskan diri' dari takdir yang menjeratnya, yang membuat dirinya harus selalu berakhir di tangan Lazanus, 'kenalannya' di masa lalu.

“9th Class Low Grade Familiar.” He was shocked to find that he had summoned the weakest familiar that could be. Only when he saw the status, he couldn't help being more shocked. "Hypnosis? Why can no one else see this? What even is this skill?"

Do deities play practical jokes on mortals? My new life in a new world is gratifying, so far, but I can't help but wonder why. There are no men and these women are ridiculous. One all-female race after another, in this part of the world, at least. Amazons, Elves, and Fairies; each with strange quirks and bizarre personalities. I keep collecting more of them as I try to carve out a place for myself in this world. Author's Notes: I intend this to be a lighthearted comedy, as well as a fun and intriguing power fantasy. I won't write anything disturbing, and I will make it as funny as I can.

Zei Ryu, our protagonist, transmigrated in another world, magic, sword, monster, a fantasy world, of course with a Demon King to kill. Unfortunately, our new hero wasn't alone, many transmigrators had come before him so he was just one of many heroes. "Defeat a Demon King ? What a joke. I will become one even if I had to make the world my ennemies"

The cards all contain a mystery, and a mystery is always something very dark and enchanting. There are people who want to know their fate, and there are people who are just curious. In general, the cards don't like to be teased and they don't know what to joke about. Sometimes there are some things, it's best not to know too much. So the card you chose, what is it?

"I think am in love with someone's husband," Nadia said suddenly and it sounded like a joke to her best friend Sonia.

Asiah’s noble family is in shambles, driven to ruin by her father’s greed. Desperate to save her sisters, she plans a daring heist: sneak into the forbidden Holy Garden and steal a priceless relic. But when Asiah takes a ring from the statue of the sun goddess's son, she accidentally brings him back to life. Mistaking her for his lost love, the godkin pledges his eternal devotion. Now, Asiah is trapped between a powerful demi-god's obsession and the dangerous secrets of the Holy Kingdom. Can she escape with her heart—and her sisters’ freedom—intact, or has she unleashed a divine fate she can’t outrun?

Kaito had been an average young man, barely scraping by, until the once in a lifetime chance of awakening a mysterious "TWO IN ONE CLASSIFIED SYSTEM" was given to him, which would change his life. However, before he could even understand its power, he got transmigrated into a ruthless new world. Born to an illegitimate third son with no authority and spiritual power, Kaito went from having a bright future ahead to becoming a ‘TRASH TALENT.’ Still, even with this system he has nothing yet any power; he is a joke in the kingdom where everyone values might and magic. Things are made worse by the fact that the only way he can get back to earth is to perform incredible missions assigned to him by an unknown system. But how will he achieve that when his enemies continue to amass power and he has no capability to keep up? He will have to struggle up from the lower class not simply to survive, but to reclaim his position. He will summon dragons and Beast to ride, enemies to defeat and Kingdoms to conquer, he shall either ascend to the highest levels of power or be buried by the system that was created to guide him. Is it possible for Kaito to usurp the ‘trash’ social status that was positioned to him? Can an outcast who is rejected by society be more brilliant than the wonders of this new era? Or will this man’s dreams be thwarted even before they get off the ground? See how Kaito manages to avoid pitfalls in Astrynea which are dangerous enough that one slip will lead to the downfall.

There comes a time in every person's life that changes his life, be it for good or bad and the same is happening with me... but I have given a solution for it, it's just I don't know if it will work or it's my fate that i have live with that regret where I couldn't undo my mistake. But, I can feel, whatever the outcome is, it will change my life... -------------------------------------------------------------------- This is my first time writing, so there are bound to be mistakes but be with me as i will improve and so will your experience. And yeah, English is not my first language :) And yeah, I'm also not good with the synopsis... Fuck there are so many things I'm not good with...who is going to read my work?! What if no one read this?!!! Noooo, this can't be.... Is manual labor the last option I have?!!!:( Okay, Jokes aside do give it a try.... #romance #Theloveofmylife

The Earth as you know it is over. Mysterious beings called Spirits are looking for their Emissaries. You can trust no one in this apocalyptic world. Anything can happen at anytime. Laws of Physics are a joke now. Can our heroes survive and uncover the secrets of the universe?

[Ding~ ding~ ding~ Congratulations You Have Unfortunately Awakened The Mind Reading System, Prepare To Be Annoyed.] "You've got to be kidding me, right?" [...] "What else can I do?" [...] "Why aren't you saying anything?" [Sorry host, I am not a talking system.] "..." [...] [Anyway... don't forget to say Status to see well.. your status.] "..." After a minute or so of feeling a second hand embarrassment for my system. I finally said "Status" in my mind. And a holographic blue screen appeared right in front of my eyes. [Mind Reading System:] [Ability: Mind Read Rank: Tier 1 Money In The Bank: 0$ Mission: Read your roommates mind by professing your love for her. Reward: 1000$]

Chi Chi transmigrated 10 whole years ago. It was sudden, but after ten years they settled into an average life in this magical world. Though when they body they are living in matures at age 25, their system unlocks. A system they didn't really want. Though, who isn't tempted by potential super powers. *** Authors Note: Hey guys. I'm started writing this as a joke. Though low and behold it was fun so now I'm taking it seriously.

"Miles," I said again, my voice a bit shaky now. "Why did you bring me here?" He turned to face me, his expression suddenly serious. He stepped closer, and I felt my back press against the cold wall behind me. His face was so close to mine that I could feel his breath on my skin. "I like you," he whispered. My mind went blank. For a few seconds, I just stood there, staring at him, not sure if I had heard him right. Then, out of nowhere, I burst out laughing. It wasn’t that I didn’t take him seriously; I just didn’t know how else to react. Miles was not the type of person to confess his feelings like that. This had to be a joke, right? "Miles, you—" I started, but before I could finish, he grabbed me by the collar and kissed me. It wasn’t a soft, gentle kiss. It was rough, almost desperate. I froze, my mind reeling. This couldn’t be happening. But it was. His lips were on mine, his body pressed against me. For a moment, I was too shocked to do anything, but then I shoved him away with all the strength I had left, my heart racing in my chest. "What the hell, Miles?" I shouted, my voice shaking with a mix of anger and confusion. He wiped his mouth with the back of his hand, his expression calm, too calm. "I’m sorry," he said quietly. "It was just a joke." "The plot revolves around Miles and leo, two high school boys who were once friends but are now just strangers. But what happens when, one day, Miles kisses leo and tells him that he likes him? But it's just a joke....? What the heck! Leo didn't like this joke at all.

After the heartbreaking execution of his parents due to their lower status and their rebellion against the King of Varanasi. Sukoh Yadav a fourteen year old boy sets of to China along a merchant group to become a great General in China and to conquer his homecountry and abolish the very idea of caste.

well i guess this is it ... wait why wont this world let me die ? is this some kind of joke ?

"To many stars, too many dreams. The reality is that in front of these things. I'm just a speck of dust " -RM(BTS) 8/4/2030,Kashmir,India "Now my life is set. I got a fine job, a car and I brought a house for my parents. My materialistic dreams come true. I'm happy you know "I said to her. "But what about your first love, Tanisha? He is getting married in 2 month. "Risha to me. This thing broke my heart but he can't be forever because it's a one sided love for him. "I'm happy for him "giving a genuine smile to her l said. ヾ(≧▽≦*)oo==[]::::::::::::::::> 16/6/2031,Dishpoor,Guwahati ,Assam "You are getting married to him, tan "Aunty said to me in a broken voice. But I can't. 14/2/2032 , South Mumbai, Mumbai "Our marriage, it's just a force one. You will never get love and respect form me "He shouted at me. "Than why you agreed for the marriage that time. "I said to him. "Because of my reputation in the society "And then he is gone to that girl who is breaking by marriage which is already broken by one side . "Sahil please don't don't go. " o==[]::::::::::::::::> Two individual who are bond to societies norms are finding their happiness with out breaking any rules. However they don't know that some rules are made to brake.

I think I have an obsession for rabbits, fussy tailed, always curious, never stopping running all over the place, rabbits… Then one day as a joke, I decided to call my partner, for life, Bunny Barlow….. Him, calling me Bunny Rose…. Mrs Bunny Rose Barlow…..

A boy that lost everything his status his family friends and almost himself watch as he navigates this world full of twists and turns was it all fate or will he have to tear it all down.

In his previous life, he wrote a love letter to the school beauty and read it out in front of the whole class, but was rejected by the school beauty and became a joke to the whole class. When he was reborn in high school, Zhou Chen decided not to be a licking dog anymore and lost his loyal licking dog. The school beauty was anxious. No matter how hard she tried, Zhou Chen remained indifferent.

A boy playing a seemingly harmless game but how harmless is it being? Is he going to survive and win the prize of 1 million dollars with his friends? or would he lose ? The hell?!! I have a System? With this winning the Highschool God is easy! Status: ON HIATUS UNTIL DECEMBER 1ST.

Here is a collection of 30 witty stories about Habib, an Arab folk hero who has appeared under many names for hundreds of years. Each tale contains a twist, written to make you smile or laugh aloud with delight. A light touch, a flexible mind, and a bit of a perverse sense of humor are your tickets into this exotic, timeless world. It's a world of fun for the moment and giving better than you got, not of heavy psychology and serious moralizing. In this world of marvels and belief in marvels, whether the little guy wins or loses depends on how well he uses his wits. Sometimes cunning, sometimes credulous, Habib has a unique way of thinking that will enable you to see life in a new, wonder-filled way. Many of the stories convey moral lessons, while others offer pure amusement, bringing laughter either at Habib's cleverness or at his lack thereof. Be prepared for an entrancing journey into "one day," an adventure that will transport you far from your everyday life and sensibility, returning you to them with refreshed eyes and a lighter step. #Genius #humor #Adventure #System #Comedy#Fiction #Fantasy #humour #Humorous #funny #funnystoriesunlimited #funnystories #shortstories #wordplay #JokesRiddles #Jokes #Riddles #Punswordplay #Puns #African #Urban #Jokes #Dark #Middleeast #Bestsellers #Bestsellingbooks #Africanliterature #History #Comedy #Lightnovel #Rural #Shortstories #Easytoread

A story about a guy who is pretty much stays in the house all day. A story about a guy who is really boring. A story about a guy who is just a dumbass. Would you hear his stories? Would you laugh at his lame jokes?( Tf u mean No!) Gimme your hand and join us in a really boring journey.

making you smile is top priority, smile always.

"hahahaha,is life playing joke with me"Alison Jones who has was recently betrayed by her fourth boyfriend in one year said angrily smashing the mirror into thousand piece. read for more.....

*Warning* somewhere in the first few chapters will have a sexual content that is not suitable for some readers. ___________________ Blocks of rocks fell from the sky, turning into stone statues a few minutes later. They're called the Sacred Statue, something that turns people's greatest fear into power. Someone afraid of heights suddenly flew at a ridiculous height, his greatest fear. Someone afraid to be alone suddenly became invisible for everyone to never notice him, his greatest fear. Someone afraid of facing people suddenly glows brightly to attract attention, his greatest fear. And someone afraid of a demon suddenly summoned a demon to stay by his side, his greatest fear. But to make use of the power granted to them by the Sacred Statue, one has to firstly conquer their fear as their First Quest. Only when they accomplish the mission will they be able to make use of their ability and be called a "Master". In the world where one's greatest fear has manifested into power, Jax who is afraid of soul becomes a soul himself as he has to conquer this greatest fear of his to make use of this power. In times of peace, the change has come. The weak become strong and the strong become stronger as they received the power from the statue that fell everywhere from the sky. But later, they will realize that the power they gain is nothing compare to the mythological creatures that will soon arise...

uhh alot of cursing and jokes , but trauma too , just read it and find out