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"Shadows of Blood and Fate" You know how life throws curveballs? Well, mine tossed me straight into a nightmare. I’m Eli Cain, and until recently, I thought my biggest problem was oversleeping and missing class. Turns out, that was the least of my worries. One night, a stranger with fangs attacked me—yeah, actual fangs—and just when I thought I was toast, something strange happened. I unleashed a power I didn’t know I had, sending him flying. That was the moment everything changed. I’m not just some random college kid. I’m part of an ancient vampire bloodline, cursed and marked by a prophecy I can’t escape. Now, I’m stuck between two worlds: the world of vampires, with its secrets and shadows, and the world I’ve always known, where nothing seems quite as normal anymore. To make things even more complicated, there’s Luna Winters—a beautiful, enigmatic vampire hunter who seems just as confused about me as I am about her. She might be the key to understanding my fate, or maybe she’s just another danger lurking in the dark. I didn’t ask for any of this. But as secrets unravel and enemies close in, one thing is clear: my life will never be the same. And the worst part? I don’t know if that’s a good thing… or if it’s going to get me killed.

|Mafia boss×Mafia's son| Warning: extremely mature content. - Couple one: Despite her trying to sound cool, he could hear her slight pants. "What were you doing?" He asked, forgetting everything. That's how it was for them. They could be in the middle of the most serious issue yet the slightest change in their breathing would make the other curious. "If I say that I was, or more like, am fingering myself while thinking about you, would you come here and f*ck me?" She said while putting two fingers inside of herself. A moan left her lips and his d*ck hardened on the other side. "F*ck, Andrew, ah," she was moaning on purpose, to get a reaction out of him. She wanted to test him till he broke and later fulfilled her with his entire being. She knew that she wasn't supposed to want him and so did he but the heart wants what the heart wants. And forbidden fruits always taste better. - All of a sudden, he moved a little away and by not feeling the same sensation as before, she opened her eyes with an annoyed look. She was almost about to come. "Why did you stop -" she was cut off by her own moan. He did the most unthinkable thing. He slapped her pu*sy. She thought that it would hurt her but it had the exact opposite reaction. It ended up sending an electric shock through her body but one that was filled with pleasure. She was looking at him with pleading eyes. She didn't know what she wanted him to do but she wanted something from him and he understood even though she didn't vocalize her thoughts. He made a silent promise to fulfill all of her fantasies and with that, he slapped her again. And she moaned in pleasure again. Who knew that something that counts as a punishment could bring one so much pleasure? - Tangled by an interesting past, lust, and underworld matters. And most importantly heart. Both of them refused to fall for the other again but for how long? In this twisted game called lust, would they end up falling for each other? -- Couple two: "Stars are pretty," he said. She gave him a sad smile. "But people always say that you are going to lose the moon while counting the stars but the moon got scars and you can't stare at the sun for two minutes, you are bound to get blind by its light and how can you love someone you can't even look at?" "So we shouldn't love anything at all?" "If you are willing to take the risk then sure, you can." "Maybe I am or maybe I don't have any choice of my own. If you were given a chance, what would have you been?" "Dust probably," she said, not looking at him anymore. "Dust why? Don't they fly away?" "I wish to be like the dust so that I can fly away. Everything except the dust that flies is desired in one way or another, for example: A bird is caged in the name of love, just because someone wants to keep it. A flower that was torn away from its home and later toasted away in a place where the wind makes it blown, at least one person is going to like it enough to keep it with them till they don't like it anymore. Nobody can see dust, let alone desire it. Maybe being undesired isn't always the bad thing." -- "I trusted you but you broke my trust. You could have told me the truth." "You never seemed interested enough in my truth." "I wasn't? You never bothered asking me anything, you just assumed and ruined everything because that's all you can do. You don't deserve my trust." "I know," she muttered under her breath, fully knowing that he was too good for her to ruin him. -- "Don't do this to yourself just because you hate me. Don't ruin your life, I am begging you." "Because of you? Why would you think that you deserve any of my thoughts, my emotions? You don't even exist to me." And she was again feeling unworthy, a word that was never going to leave her side. -- In the midst of misunderstanding, complications, and hate, will they find love?

" why ?" Veronica asked . zacks breath hardened , his chest heaving deeply " why what ?" he asked. " why did you stop, why did you stop all of it , you stopped treating me the way you used to" Veronica replied blinking back tears . " Veronica, i thought you wanted me out of your life ?" . "Noo !". " i didn't, i don't, i never wanted you out of my life " Veronica yelled , tears rolling down her holden brown eyes . zack abruptly got on his knees , cupping her face in his large palm ." stop , stop crying, you are making me feel even worse " . " i like , i like all thise times , you stalk me, torment me , torture me, huant me, you make me suffer the the way i like it and ....you just stopped all that , you left like i wasn't worth all that anymore " . " No that's a lie, i want you, i want to destroy you". he replied chuckling dryly . His laughter rolling over in the empty room. " Veronica i want to make you mine , ruin you that you will have no where else to run to but to come back to me but.. Veronica you don't deserve such toxic love " he said his thumb wipping tears off her face . " No , that's what i want , it al i need zack , please " Veronica pleaded with him starring deep into his eyes . zack grabbed her both hands in one of his jerking her back into reality " stop this madness " . " No i Will not, I wiil yell, i wil scream zack , i want you , i have completly lost it ". zack face lit in a crocked smile bitting on his lower lip. " calm down , you need to remember that we are still in hostage " . " oh that , i kidnapped us , you never wanted to to cross path with me , so i arranged for us to be kidnapped ". " Jesus Veronica, you are crazy " zack replied flashing her a proud smile. Veronica giggled brushing her arm on his hand " I know" . " you are beautiful mama " he said brushing the strands of hair on her face aside, pulling her face closer , capturing her lips for a rough kiss . " so how do we get out of here mami ?" he asked his eyes darting around the room .

Lorian has failed in preventing the destruction of Fate, Fate has once again sent him back in time. This will be Lorian's 100th attempt, But it will also be his last.

My name is Shaytan. Just Shaytan. Every morning at five, I start my day like anyone else—cereal, eggs, or toast, followed by a meticulous brushing session where I avoid any contact with the damn bogey lurking in the mirror. I have a roommate, a werewolf. We are best friends and also classmates. After school, I work as a bartender in a nearby pub, where apart from your regular humans, other creatures also get together for a drink. Aside from these quirks, my life was relatively normal — until everything turned upside down. The peacefulness of the night seems to be over, the Fifth King is preparing for war — perhaps for world domination —, and common sense has evaporated somewhere along the way. And somehow, I got right in the middle of this glorious mess.

A long time ago, a great prophecy appeared in the world. Evil will rise again! Yue Ling, a heavenly demon, was the biggest threat to the world at that time. Alarmed by the prophecy, the Heavenly Emperor ordered to kill Yue Ling at any cost. So again, heaven and the underworld fell into a fierce battle. Years later, the world basks in uneasy peace, Yue Ling's reign of terror a fading memory. But beneath the surface, secrets stir. Few know the truth: that the most revered god in heaven, the Son of the Sun and Lord of the Wind, Zi Feng, was once the heavenly demon, Yue Ling's lover. Tragically, Zi Feng is reborn not as his glorious god-self, but as Yu Lingyu, a bumbling disciple of the Tianmen Wen Sect. His past life haunts him like a nightmare, a painful echo of lost brothers, sacrificed love, and a world stained with blood of his loved. Will Yu Lingyu ever escape the shadow of his past? Can he forge a new life, oblivious to the whispers of his forgotten glory? Or will he be drawn back into the darkness, forced to confront the life what destroyed by him in past - Yue Ling! ...................................................................................... "Ah, the Mighty Wind Lord has become a crying child." Yue Ling's voice was as vicious as a snake and burst out with joy. "Ha ha, you lost your brothers, lost your soul, sacrificed everything for your victory, but why is it still like this? How ironic, dear Feng!" Zi Feng's face was flushed with hatred. Stumbling up, he directly grabbed Yue Ling's shoulders, sinking his eyes into his eternally dark eyes. "Yue Ling!" he shouted. "You have won, heaven is already bathed from the blood of my brothers. Please get out of here now," he cried in his heart-rending grief. The devil's lips curled into a cruel smile. "Victory is most beautiful with the vanquisher's fury. My wind Lord, where is your anger? Where is your vengeance?" Closing his eyes tightly, Zi Feng let the tears flow down his cheeks. "My anger is drowned in a deep ocean, Yue Ling. An ocean of sorrow and blood. So please leave. do not..........force me...........anymore." “Oh, my lord,” Yue Ling said, running his fingers to wipe away the tears on Zi Feng's cheeks. "If you're like this, it's no fun. How about we go to my palace together? And give a toast to your dead comrades. Oh, for your Li Jiu too." Yue Ling's right hand wrapped around Zi Feng's waist and pressed him against his body. His left hand was tugging at Zi Feng's silky hair. "But you know, making yourself the prize of my triumph isn't so bad." He whispered into Si Feng's ear. Suffering from both physical and mental pain, Zi Feng was unable to escape from Yue Ling's grasp. "Why? Why did you do that? Your revenge was to be taken from me. If you said so, I would gladly hand myself over to you. After all, I had to do it, because I was responsible. But why? Why did they all have to die? Why did Li Jiu have to die? Answer me!" "Shhh! My lord, killing you won't solve my problem. I want you to suffer all the pain in this world and watch everything you love slowly to dissolve into darkness……I want you to," Zi Feng's jaws held. Yue Ling lifted Feng's face up, forcing him to look into his eyes. "I want you to melt away, fall on your knees beside me and beg for all of this to stop. But I won't stop until all your loved ones are dead. Li Jiu is only the beginning……the sun, the moon will all be destroyed. Oh, and also your dear brother too.............Wei Yunhe!”

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Roy Wijaya is a young man who can live a normal life, until one day he moves into the world of a novel entitled "Ren's fantasy world" as an antagonist who will die miserably in the story. "Wait a minute, this is a Yuri genre novel" "Have I been reincarnated as the antagonist..... NOO... I don't want to die!!"

ONLY INTRO! READ 1ST BOOK ON AMAZON AND BARNES AND NOBLE MAY 1ST The humans have ruined everything! The sun; RUINED! The weather; RUINED! They've even ruined toast! (Who puts BEANS on BREAD!!!) So, the gods and goddesses that govern the world must take control and fix each and every thing the humans have screwed up! And, with the help from a trashy priest in north London, they might just be able to fix it before the higher ups find out and their all snapped away! But... there's one issue. Somber priest, Nicholas, fell asleep one night, not expecting to be woken up in a new body, in a new room, and in a new century! After having been chosen to save the world, Nicholas must dorn the identity of Xue Leiyin, prince of Lijiang Dynasty! Without factories, cars, beans, and toast, Xue Leiyin must wander the world that he governs while protecting himself from the grimy hands of angels, vampires, and incubi! ONLY INTRO! READ 1ST BOOK ON AMAZON AND BARNES AND NOBLE MAY 1ST

Scaler was is a ordinary 21 teenager,he was very interested in reading novels and watching anime movies. One day he found a book written on a,language he didn't understand, he didn't care much about the language but he can understand one thing the book it was drawing of wired symbol made of something which looks like red ink?. Scaler found the symbol interesting and decided to draw it,but the symbol was to big it can be compared with the length of an average truck.he draw those symbols whenever he gets time leaving them incomplete each time .and at one storming night it was finally complete He waited for something to happen,but to his disappointment nothing came put of it,he slammed the book on the ground with frustration for wasting his time over just some silly symbols which didn't even summon a demon or some shit He turn back to leave his roam and thr symbol he made but as his hand reached the handle of the door...BOOM a lighting striked at his spot can you believe that? How unlucky he must be to be striked by lighting at his own house despite having the protection of ceiling which was through apart by the lighting But the interesting part is the lighting didn't striked him ,it hit the symbols he have drawn! The symbols start glowing bright in red,the light start sucking everything like a black hole including scaler "Wha-?!"he clutched into the door handle with both his hand taking it's support so he doesn't get sucked into that wired light. "AHH NOO!!" but his grips weren't strong enough and his hands slipped from the door handle sending him towards the light of that symbols Now he is here ,he looks around the the store through his counter "this storethis store was the first place and think I saw before somehow coming to this God forsaken wired place" In those past 2 years he have found out that he is completely on another where both magic and technology exist, and the magic which was refereed to as mana in this world he met humans and another creatures that exist in novels like elves, dwarfs,beast mens and many more races he believed that only existed in myth.he tried to explain them how he got here and help him get back to his world But whoever he have asked for help for only laughed at him and called him a madman some even make joke about him droppinghis brain somewhere on the streets After all this humiliation and waste of efforts he went back to the only place he was place familiar with the {Mystic book store}.no one runs that store and he doesn't even know why or how was he brought here.thus he become the only owner of this book store running the store and learning about this new world completely losing hope of going back to his world. but unknowing to him the normal bookstore he owns have more secrets than he thought and this bookstore is gonna completely change his life again.

°°Mature content°° An Archer by passion! When she wields her bow, she is a hunter, seeking no good game. A student by profession. When she walks through the university gates, students run away from her, for there is no one like Clary who seeks trouble. One fine night, drunk on potent and fuelled by her rebellious spirit, Clary raised her glass as a toast to the sky and released brazen curses against none other than the King of the Gods himself, Zeus, for his lust over women until she passed out of exhaustion.  The result: thunders and lightning strike in the sky for the entire night!  The next thing Clary knew, she was thrown into the mysterious Zeus university in Nocturnal Heights. The pesky Lord's hands were tied to punish her with his thunderbolt, so he sent her to his abode to torture her. .......... Leandre, a man whose power commanded fear with looks that rivalled Adonis and a body that boasted Spartan Warrior. He was not a man to be trifled with, for no one dared offend him, and no one came close to capturing his attention until he unexpectedly crossed paths with Clary. His first meeting with her was a blast, the second was a disaster, and the third, he doesn't need to describe. He expected no less from the troublemaker. By a twist of fate, he was assigned an important mission to tackle where the notorious trouble seeker was sent to pay for her sins.  A baby is born from a mother's womb with a white coating called Vernix Caseosa, a protective shield that guards the infant. But Leandre came out of the sacred depth of his mother's womb with an extra asset. A golden half-wing. A symbol of his incompleteness, and his heart burned with a fierce desire to find the missing piece that would make him whole. But as he searched, he found himself torn between two paths. Would he bind himself to his destiny and the other half of his wing when he found her? Or would he follow the beat of his own heart, which had already been captured by a certain troublemaker?  ........ When a looming threat has been waiting for Clary in the form of a certain Werewolf called Lycaon, cursed by the divine wrath of the sky God, the chaos will ignite again. Challenges will brew. Wars break down. Will Leandre be able to protect his beloved girl, or will the forces of destiny tear them apart forever? In this spellbinding tale of Clary and Leandre's timeless love saga, their love will be put to the ultimate test. After all, what is a love story without turmoil? ... Holding his gaze steady on Clary, Leandre crossed his arms and leaned back against the wall. ''My dear Clary Sage essential oil_.'' ''Hold up there, Lavender!'' Clary interrupted. ''It's Clary for you_'' ''Lavender again!''  Clary's breath hitched in her throat as Leandre's strong arm snaked around her waist, pulling her close. ''What's my name? Tell me...'' His voice was hoarse and low as he leaned closer, sinking his teeth into her soft lobe. The slow, painless nip sent jitters down her spine. ''Leandre! If you seduce me another time, I swear on the bushy beard of Zeus_ Lightning flashed. Thunder roared from the sky. ''Your frenemy showed up in time,'' Leandre whispered, suppressing his smile upon seeing her frantic eyes. Clary furiously gazed up, her blazing eyes fixed on the sky. ''It's just your beard! Don't you have any work other than poking your nose into my private business?" More thunder in the sky!  .... It is a blend of Greek mythology and the modern world. My other book: The Devil's Sweetheart. IG: Ansly_ylsna Discord: https://discord.gg/p4AWrb9

"Michelle Ford has fled the wedding". The gathering was in deep turmoil. "FIND HER" The groom Dwane Farehya said fuming with rage. No matter how hard Dwane tried he could not find Michelle. She had disappeared into thin air. Regardless, he swore to himself to find her and strangle her with his own bare hands. TO MICHELLE FORD'S CORPSE" Dwane toasted an drank on it with his friends Alec Wilson and Ricky. 4 years later, "Arrange a bride for me before the decided wedding time or be prepared to see this man die" Alec Wilson said to the two women standing in front of him while gritting his teeth. He had an fiercely intimidating aura around him.

Sheila, a 20-year-old top student in the finance department, had yet to show her talent when she had an accident and transmigrated to a strange family. She touched her body, her hands, and her feet… Looking at her round and chubby face in the mirror, she turned into a five-year-old girl! Her parents had died because of a conspiracy and Sheila had inherited a shocking inheritance and a company's ownership. No one would put a five-year-old child in their eyes. Not only did their nefarious relatives want to steal Sheila's inheritance, but they also wanted to send her to an orphanage! Sheila was an adult inside and with the help of her only uncle who truly loved her, she became the youngest CEO in the world! After bankrupting his relatives' companies and acquiring them in succession, Baby Meng was doing very well in the business world. At the business cocktail party, the big shots sitting at the same table were toasting each other. Meanwhile, Sheila was holding a milk bottle in her mouth and chatting happily. The young master of the richest family suddenly rushed out and held her hand, offering her a rose. ‘Sister Sheila, I like you. I must marry you! ' Sheila glanced at her elegant uncle in the distance and said disdainfully, "Marry my ass. We'll talk about it when you're older!”

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Jim had been busy partying and drinking with his friends since it was the day before graduation. Toasting ladies, and leading them onto the dance floor to seranate, Jim enjoyed himself to the fullest. Once the party was over, and everybody was on their way home. Looking for his car in the bar garage wobbling about, he couldn't see where he was going and ended up bumping into a large figure. *Thud* Falling on the cold hard floor. His head felt heavy as he struggled to balance himself before getting back up. Pushing off his hands, his body swayed from side to side, until he managed to gain considerable balance. "Hey who the hell are you?!" he asked, drunk. The large figure said nothing, and the next second, Jim could feel something sharp penetrate his abdomen. "My name... is irrelevant," thrusting the blade further, the pointed edge seemed to have punctured through Jim's back. He spat out blood as his eyes grew wide in shock. Whatever hangover he was having, didn't nullify the pain in any way. After a few minutes of struggle, the frail body of Jim stopped moving, and slumped onto the ground as the large figure pulled out the blade. "My job is done." _______________ [Congratulations: Host has awakened his attribute] [Child Of Death] Mass Release for; 50 Power Stones= 10 Chapters 100 Power Stones= 25 Chapters 150 Power Stones= 60 Chapters

A contractual marriage with her best friend's brother. A cute and adorable baby. Close encounters and blooming of romance Love confessions Disclaimer:The book cover design has been designed by a webnovel user @valeriex and the description for it was provided by a reader @beanguyen..So many thanks to them!! This story is an original work so all reviews are appreciated.The rate of updates is at least 1 chapter a day with a single random holiday every week. Neil took a deep breath and said "Al..I need a favor.." "Uh..huh." "Please marry....my brother.""You want me to marry the Typhoon????!!!",she whisper shouted to him. "I think you meant to say tycoon.." Neil asked her in a similar way. "Noo..I meant typhoon..you heard me right..

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Number One Online - Light Novel by Prasetyo Peuru Henry Putra Genre: Game, Sci-Fi, Fantasy, Action, Romance Mengisahkan tentang seorang gamer Profesional bernama Prasta Peruru yang dikenal sebagai Zetokrenz di game sebelumnya yang sudah tutup Eternal Saga International Online (ESIO). Di game ESIO, Zetokrenz dikenal sebagai salah satu Ten Lord dengan julukan 'The Eyes Of God' dan merupakan player ahli strategi terbaik dunia. Zetokrenz memilih job sebagai Summoner di game ESIO dan menjadi top global Summoner terbaik 5 tahun berturut-turut. Setelah ESIO tutup, muncul game baru yang baru rilis di Indonesia yakni, Number One Online (NOO). Diciptakan oleh Seven Majesty Creator yang merupakan para kreator game terbaik di masa itu. Prasta pun tertarik mencoba game ini, dan sekali lagi menggunakan nickname Zetokrenz, Prasta siap menjadi player terbaik yang melegenda sekali lagi. Number One Online!

[R18] STORY WITH MATURE/EXPLICIT CONTENT: "A-Alam ko pagod ka na, magpahinga ka na, mahal na mahal kita, palagi mong tatandaan iyan," sa kabila ng tila bigik na nakabara sa lalamunan ko ay pinilit ko parin na sambitin ang mga salitang iyon na alam kong matagal nang gustong marinig mula sa akin ng asawa ko, dahil katulad nga ng sinabi ko, pagod na siya at gusto na niyang magpahinga. Nang maramdaman ko ang mainit na likidong pumatak sa noo ko kasunod ng mainit na labing dumampi rin doon ay lalo akong napaiyak. "Simula bukas kailangan ko na maging matapang ka, tatagan mo ang loob mo, lalo na kung pagkagising mo ay nakapikit parin ang mga mata ko," pagpapatuloy na habilin ni Daniel.  Hindi ako nagdilat ng mata pero nagpatuloy ako sa tahimik na pag-iyak. "Hanggang sa muli nating pagkikita, sweetheart, Ara, mahal ko," si Daniel na muli kong naramdaman na hinalikan ako sa noo. Noon ako nagdilat ng paningin saka ko sinalubong ang maiitim niyang mga mata. Bigla ay parang nakita ko ang lahat ng sinabi niya, na muli kaming magkikita at kahit kailan ay hindi na magkakahiwalay pa. "Hanggang sa muli, mahal ko," sagot ko bago ko itinaas ang aking ulo saka siya siniil ng isang mainit na halik, sa pinakahuling pagkakataon.

A tall masculine figure entered the abandoned garage. He had his gun pointed towards the kidnapper and was soon followed by two gunmen on each side of him. Now they all were pointing their guns towards the kidnapper with the command :" DROP DOWN YOUR GUN!! YOU ARE UNDER ARREST!!". His attention was diverted to a figure lying helplessly at the corner right in front of him. That's when she meets his gaze... ..."Noo..aah"...she whimpered.

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She was born on the day it rained and snowed at once and was a very intelligent girl as a child. She was to become the pride of the family but at 19 years old she doesn't understand what it means to be sad or angry or anxious. On the eve of her 20th birthday while looking for some fresh food in the bush she falls in a hole and dies. Qu Wan, the daughter of the great preceptor of the SuXia kingdom dies on the day of her 20th birthday. The girl wasn't a genius but was loved dearly by her father and siblings. Three days after, on the day her body is to be burned, she gets up. "She is shaking!" "No, she is coughing!" "Noo..., she is getting up!"

Seven was transported to another parallel world again, will he rise to become a supreme ruler in the martial world or become a stepping stone? Accompany him on his cultivation journey. With his overpowered golden finger (system) who can stand before him? MC: I'm putting it in (◠‿◕) ML: Are you sure? (;ŏ﹏ŏ) MC: Of course I'm sure... ಠᴥಠ ML: But it's big, what if it may not fit?(٥↼_↼) MC: "....." you want it or not?Σ(ಠ_ಠ) ML: I want it, but...(´-﹏-`；) MC: No but's, I'm going to put it in...( ◜‿◝ )♡ ML: ahhh.... noo...( ≧Д≦) MC: "..." what are you crying for?ರ_ರ ML: *Sigh.. Nothing.... I just thought My fingers are big and may not fit the ring, and hurt my lovely fingers...✧\(>o

“You know what is sad, when you are part of his memory and that memory remains as it is.” “And the worst part of that is, being buried because of another memory.” "Now I'm one of his forgotten memory." - Rain. ------- They promised each other yet only one of them remembered. He broke it yet she persisted. Because true love is not all about letting go, moving on or how long both of your love lasts. It's all about waiting… Waiting for the perfect time. "Those with memories feel the most pain." ------ Hooray!!! Thank you for reading the synopsis of this romance story of mine. Now, let's dive in and be in love. P.s.: Leave a comment/vote/ review. Or maybe just appreciate it, I'm okay with that, too. P.s.s: very very slow update. May get back to it when the author had drawn out her inspirations! Thank you! Truly Yours, Toast cover from the respected owner.

A young man named Osiris has just been released from his 2 years of compulsory military service. He then proceeded to take a long walk home as he was from a poor upbringing; while walking home he sees a young girl running into the road to save a kitten from being killed by a truck. With his military principles and his own values driving him, he sacrificed himself to save the kitten and the girl. A god noticed this when exploring this new world (to the god) called earth. He has given Osiris another chance to live and a way to get stronger in a world he knows nothing about. cover page image was taken from: http://castlevania.wikia.com/wiki/Death This is my first time writing so please help me learn as I might write more in the future.

After Flora Fluss burns down the kitchen, her son insists she is too old to live alone. She's got two choices. Either move into a retirement home or spend the rest of her life within a virtual reality game governed by society's most advanced artificial intelligence. When you've worked a lifetime as an engineer for home appliances, naturally, you go with the option that has more toasters. Soon, Flora finds out that the virtual world is more familiar than she thought. Though, it takes her a while to get used to the idea that tanks don't hold water or oil but the aggro of mobs. Auntie toasts the VRMMORPG contains cute crafting, complicated game-mechanics plus how to exploit them, unconventional training methods, and a lot of toasters. Release: Mondays and Thursdays You can find the tables (stat-tables, this is LitRPG) and additional pictures, videos and information at my Patreon. https://www.patreon.com/Joanninjahen Ko-Fi: https://ko-fi.com/joanninjahen Discord: https://discord.gg/hX8gWPE My HP (a few pics for ATTV are there too): https://joanninjahen.com/ Glossary: https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1G328koRfV-lxk-uSx1BYY9DMrvh349l3h8bqjA5xb1k/edit?usp=sharing

The grid is down. Forever. The internet is dead and technology is toast. This is the story of what comes next.

"ADIK KABA?" malakas na bulyaw ni Mandy sa lalaking half naked na nakatayo ngayon sa harapan niya. Nag pupunas ito ng katawan at halatang kakaligo lang nito. Hindi tuloy maiwasan ni Mandy na madistract sa katawan ng binata na naka bilad ngayon sa harapan niya. "Oo. Adik sayo!" Casual na tugon ni Adam  at may pilyong ngiti sa labi na tumingin sa kaniya. Imbis na kiligin siya sa banat nito ay mas lalo lamang siyang nainis. "Bakit mo sinabi na girlfriend mo ako? May sira ba 'yang ulo mo?" Inis na bulyaw niya at saka sinamaan ng tingin ang binata. Nginisihan lang naman siya ng huli at saka ito nag simulang humakbang papalapit sa kaniya. Hindi niya tuloy maiwasang kabahan at mapahakbang paatras ng makitang papalapit na sa kinatatayoan niya ang binata. "A-anong g-ginagawa mo?" nauutal na tanong niya dito pero hindi ito sumagot at mas lalo pang lumapit sa kaniya. Napigil niya ang hininga niya ng hapitin ng binata ang bewang niya tsaka inilapit ang mukha nito sa kaniya. "I'm just bored baby, kaya ko sinabi na girlfriend kita. Hindi mo naman kailangan seryusohin 'yon e. Pero kung gusto mo, pwedi natin 'yong gawing official" Malokong saad ng binata. 'This guy is really a player. At gusto niya pa talaga akong isali sa mga collection niya! How dare him!' Untag ng isipan ni Mandy. "Alam mo ms.Nerd! Dapat masaya ka pa nga e. Dahil hindi lahat ng babae e nabibigyan ng chance para maging girlfriend ko at mailista sa playlist ko. Ladies are more than willing to die just to be at your position right now." Pag mamalaki ni Adam na ikinaismid ni Mandy. Kahit gusto niyang kumontra sa sinabi nito ay hindi niya nalang ginawa. Alam naman kasi niya na totoo ang mga sinabi ng binata. Adam King is the most popular heirs of King Empire. Isa din itong sikat na band vocalist at modelo din ito dahilan para lahat na ata ng babae sa mundo e handang gawin ang lahat mapansin lang ng binatang kaharap niya ngayon. Siya lang naman kasi ata ang nag iisang weirdo na hindi tinatablan ng karesma ng lalaking kaharap niya, at 'yon ang ipinagpapasalamat niya ng malaki. Dahil sa inis ay inapakan niya ang paa ni Adam dahilan para mapabitaw ang binata mula sa pag kakahawak sa bewang niya at napadaing sa sakit. Inayos niya ang salamin sa mga mata niya at saka buong tapang na tinignan ang binatang nakatingin din ngayon ng masama sa kaniya. "Alam mo mr.Popular. Huwag mo akong itulad sa mga tangang babae na nag papakabaliw sa'yo! For me, you are just nothing but a piece of shit. Isaksak mo 'yan sa kokote mong walang laman kundi puro kalandian!" Litanya niya dito. Kinunotan naman siya ng noo ng binata. "Really, huh? I doubt that ms.Nerd! Kayang kaya kitang painlabin in just a day!" Ngumisi ulit ang binata at saka binigyan siya ng nakakalokong tingin. "Remember this mr. Adam King. I-will-never-fall-for-a-playboy-like-you! Not even in your most wildest dream!" Tugon niya dito saka ito tinalikuran. 'Great. Now, I'm on that PLAYBOY'S PLAYLIST. This is hella crazy!

Kristy Aguilar POV: Mag isa lang akong naka upo dito sa bench inaantay yung best friend kong si Carla gusto ko kase magpasama sa kanya manood ng laro ni Scott. Si Scott yung lalaking gustong gusto ko since Elementary palang ako ngayon High School na kami pero gusto kopa din siya kung gusto pa nga din ba ang matatawag dito sa nararamdaman ko Wala naman kase akong pag asa doon kay Scott eh baka nga hindi niya ako kilala eh. Tinignan ko yung suot ko hyst malabo talaga na magustuhan at makilala ako ni Scott sa suot koba naman na ito malabong mapansin niya ako eh puro mga sexy na babae nakakasama niya eh ako naka suot lang lagi ng pants at loose shirt then rubber shoes samahan pa ng thick eye glasses ko with braces hyst malabo na talaga nasabi ko nalang sa isip ko at lumingon sa gilid ko Nagulat ako sa nakita ko si Scott naglalakad parang papunta siya sa pwesto ko hala anong gagawin ko nagpapanic na aniya ko sa sarili ko sabay tayo at takbo palabas ng gate bahala na tatawagan ko nalang si carla at dito ko nalang aantayin sa labas Ganito lagi ang nangyayari sa tuwing nakikita ko si Scott malapit saken napapatakbo ako paalis ewan koba kinakabahan kase talaga ako eh Bat kaya ako balak lapitan ni Scott tanong ko nalang sa sarili ko Pero teka bat naman ako lalapitan ni Scott eh hindi naman niya ako kilala baka may ibang lalapitan si Scott iniisip ko kung may iba pabang nakaupo sa bench maliban saken Ay oo tama baka yung babae sa kabilang bench na nakaupo malapit lang saken hyst anubayan kristy ang assuming mo nakakahiya  tapa tampal nalang ako sa noo ko sabay buntong hininga Hay naku matawagan na nga lang si Carla at baka andoon nayun  kinuha ko nalang yung cellphone ko sa bagpack ko at tinawagan si Carla at nang makauwi na kami hindi nalang muna ako manonood ng laro ni Scott ngayon lang naman ako hindi makakanood eh hyst ano ba naman kase yan self eh napabuntong hininga nalang ulit ako. Nang sagutin ni Carla ang tawag ko sabay den nito ang pagdating ng sundo ko "Carla asan kana? Andito ako sa labas ng gate dito nalang kita aantayin " " palabas na ako " sagot nito "sige andito naden si Manong Andoy dalian mo" sagot ko dito at pinutol na yung tawag madalas si Carla sumabay samin pag uwi malapit lang kase yung bahay nila samin dalawang kanto lang ang pagitan bago ang amin kaya sumasabay nalang siya.  Scott Corden POV: " bakit tumakbo yun anubayan sayang naman tong chocolate na dala ko" nasabi ko nalang sa sarili ko at bumuntong hininga habang nakatingin sa babaeng tumatakbo palabas ng gate .