Sasuke Roasts Sakura

“No… I won't.” “Oh, petal, I wasn't asking. You WILL marry me.” **** Dr. Kiyomi, a neurosurgeon rogue lycan, lives in & never leaves the human hospital— the safest place for her. That’s until a high-profile mafia surgery goes wrong and she’s blamed for it despite being on leave. Suddenly the limelight is on her, forcing her rare last name back into the memories of people who have long wanted her dead — the Bogdan Lycans. As if that isn't enough, the Ivanov Russian mob is after her with vengeance in their hearts. Scared, Kiyomi leaves the hospital pretending to be a night-shift male nurse — which works, only for her to be kidnapped at the hospital’s entrance, by the cruel lycan queen’s guards who drag her to the queen Sakura’s human home. — — — Sakura Watanabe; the soulless crazy queen known to screw up everyone for fun. She ruins everything she touches and sucks the life out of everyone around her. She is bad, cruel, and a menace who does whatever she wants, however, and whenever she wants it. When she hears of Dr. Kiyomi’s misfortunes, she is curious to see what will make that lycan break, and orders that Kiyomi be brought to her, so she can sign the infamous Sakura contract that always leaves the signee dead, dead and dead. What Sakura doesn't factor in is the fact that the woman who walks through her door is her soulmate. And even worse is the desire she gets to protect Kiyomi. Not one to relent in the hands of fate, Sakura forces Kiyomi to sign the oppressive contract. What happens when Sakura's heart starts beating for Kiyomi, and she goes after everyone who hurt her soulmate? Will she cancel the contract and embrace love, or will she stay the stoic soulless queen with nothing to live for? And even better, how long can Sakura fight fate?

High-schooler Yuuto Sakurai is not your typical teen. He prides himself on his peculiar mission - to protect the love lives of those threatened by encroaching third parties. When charisma and physical prowess attempt to steal away your beloved, Sakurai leaps into action. For just 10,000 yen, he'll ensure your love story remains untainted. Armed with conviction and a no-discrimination policy, he is the Anti-NTR Man - a one-man crusade against romantic usurpation.

The story sheds light on two separate lives. Jonah and Sakura from two different countries. Jonah, an emotional distant young man in the UK and Sakura, a highly spirited girl chasing her basketball dreams. What happens when their worlds unexpectedly collide, challenging everything they thought they knew about life, emotions, and eachother.

“They said sticks and stones may break bones... but no one warned the heavens about roasts.” Yulong is just your average university student—quiet, sarcastic, friendless, and fiercely loyal to one thing: rice. His social circle? Non-existent. His only companion? ChatGPT, the AI that matches his humor, roasts like a demon, and somehow knows more about cultivation novels than the authors themselves. Then it happened— A blackout. A glitch. A glowing loading screen. And boom. Yulong wakes up in a world where swords fly, beasts roar, and your worth is measured in spirit stones and how stylishly you kill someone. But now, ChatGPT isn’t just a chat assistant. It’s an immortal-grade System, fully awakened—able to craft divine weapons, generate roast-based power boosts, and narrate Yulong’s life with dangerously sarcastic commentary. He has no clan. No golden finger (except ChatGPT). No plot armor. Only his roast blade and a system that rewards him for using it. What to Expect: - A roastmaster MC who flames his way through every obstacle - A system that’s more dangerous than any sword - Cultivation, chaos, comedy, and combat - A harem, eventually—but the waifus will earn their screentime - And of course… daily uploads guaranteed. (If there’s ever a delay, missed chapters will be uploaded later. I don’t drop, I stockpile.) This is When the Roasts Reach Immortality— Where every insult is a cultivation technique, and the road to the peak is paved in sarcasm.

When The All-Girls School, Tokushu Academy, finally opens as a mixed, Nagi Hotaru decided to enroll. The only problem is: He was the only boy to enroll!

— Diga-me, Louis. Quem é o seu mestre? Elliot Seymour Gladstone, o Conde da família Gladstone. Um nobre prestigioso com quem não se brincava, e um homem conhecido por seu forte desdém tanto por homens quanto por ômegas. Louis, que ganhava a vida como engraxate de rua, quase foi molestado pelo dono de uma alfaiataria um dia. No entanto, foi salvo por Elliot, que apareceu por acaso através das cortinas. O medo cresceu dentro dele enquanto ele olhava para Elliot, mas, ao mesmo tempo, o coração de Louis disparou. Em uma reviravolta do destino, Louis foi forçado a uma situação em que teve que se disfarçar de empregada doméstica na casa do Conde para encontrar pistas sobre um tesouro escondido na propriedade do Conde... "Sua rotina parece ficar mais intensa a cada ciclo. Conde, sua rotina não está muito longe, não é?" “O Conde… em breve no cio? A notícia da saída de Elliot veio como um raio do nada. Louis esconde desesperadamente o fato de que ele é um Ômega, algo que o Conde desprezava. Mas seu comportamento cauteloso é em vão quando Elliot se torna um Alfa que entrou em sua rotina. Louis se viu incapaz de escapar dele.

tras haber sellado a Kaguya "La diosa conejo" en Naruto con ayuda de Sasuke, sakura y kakashi y haber liberado a todos del "tsukuyomi infinito". Naruto y Sasuke fueron a "Valle del fin" para resolver para saber cual es la verdadera forma de salvar el mundo. Tras haber chocado sus últimos ataques, donde los dos murieron en el proceso. en un lugar oscuro donde no había fin se encontraba Naruto donde se encontraría con un viejo conocido, que le contaría que le iba a pasar algo muy grande con el y su nueva vida con regalos y ayuda de familia, viejos amigos, nuevos conocidos y antiguos ¿enemigos? como el nuevo Dios Shinobi. Aclaraciones: Los personajes de naruto, naruto shippuden, highschooldxd, de otros animes y películas no me pertenecen si no a su respectivos creadores

Sakura Sato is always the outsider of her school, everyone seen her as a weirdo, but one day the popular girl, Nezuko Tanaka SWITCH BODY?!

Another Uchiha survived the Massacre and wants revenge as well as Sasuke on Itachi

A boy who lost his family and moved to Japan with his uncle and aunt has just been accepted into Cambridge University in the UK. He was accepted into their prestigious aviation program and dreams of becoming a pilot for Aeroflot. Along his way to the university, he meets a British girl he instantly falls in love with. He gets super anxious just even being in her presence. But every time he tries to strike a conversation with her, she pushes him away. He never even talked to the girl before. What the hell did he do? He tries to talk to friends of his crush to find out more of what she likes and what she doesn’t like. Thinking about her just makes him even more excited. But every time he gives something to her, she rejects it. The boy sees her with other guys and she doesn’t seem like a jerk. She even talked to guys who are orphans and Asian. What the hell is wrong with him that made her avoid him even more?

soy Sasuke mejorado rumboa a ser un ser superior.

What happens when the richest billionaire’s son is thrown into an all-girls college full of seductive temptations? 17-year-old Ren Arakawa is shy, socially awkward, and utterly terrified of women. But when his powerful father fears his son might never become "man enough," he buys his way into an elite Tokyo girls’ college, offering an irresistible prize to any girl who can "turn him into a man." Surrounded by desperate, beautiful girls fighting for fame and fortune, Ren only wants to escape—until he meets Sakura Nishimura: a cold, mysterious senior with a haunting past. As emotions ignite, jealousy explodes, and forbidden bonds form, can Ren survive the ultimate seduction game and win Sakura’s guarded heart? Romance. Drama. Betrayal. Seduction. Welcome to a game where love is the most dangerous prize of all.

[DROPPED] "Sometimes seeking power and respect can lead to you forgetting what made you embark on such a life." That was what my first master said to me, but I never understood what he meant by that. Seeing the people I once saw as chess pieces looking down on me in my weakened state, I start to recall those words. "Hope you suffer in hell!" Those words sealed my fate... I was killed... Not. What kind of tyrant would I be if I were killed by such a trashy plan? I had prepared for such a day... well, more like I already knew their plans from the very beginning and prepared. Anyways, time to relieve my life and take it easy this time, no chasing after power, just me and a hammock on some beach. *Cue regressing in time music* ------------------------------------------------ Please give the first ten chapters a try. The Harem tag does not mean he would have a lot of girls, just those who are interested in him. AN: First novel, pls support with roasts in the comments o0o. Join my discord: https://discord.gg/BZ3Mmr89

Zafran, a quiet and responsible Malaysian university student, lives alone in a modest rented house near campus. His life is a routine of lectures, part-time work, and quiet solitude — until one rainy afternoon, he stumbles upon a girl at the bus terminal, shivering, lost, and unable to speak a word of Malay. Her name is Aiko — a Japanese tourist who has been stranded in Malaysia after losing her documents, money, and contact with her tour group. With nowhere to go and no one to help her, Zafran makes a decision that would shake the foundations of his quiet life: he offers her shelter. What starts as an awkward arrangement slowly unfolds into something deeper. As they navigate language barriers, cultural differences, and the watchful eyes of society, a fragile bond begins to form between them. But in a time and place where boundaries are firm and judgments harsh, how long can two strangers live under the same roof before the world intrudes?

1st book of the Myths Series. Sakura has lived for a very long time. Each day has been the same routine. Every day, she stays in hiding. Saving the world from itself without anybody knowing. Thinking life would never change, she never expected to come across her mate. When you find the person who is supposed to love you like you're their life, you're supposed to be happy. But how can she be happy knowing she can't tell him who she is or what she is. You can't build a castle on sand, and you can't build a relationship based on lies. Both are bound to crumble. DISCLAIMER!!! NONE OF THE PICTURES OR SONGS ARE MINE! FULL CREDIT TO THE CREATORS! book cover source - Wallpaper Cave

Sikong crossed into a foreign world, where each day of fishing allowed him to break through one realm. Over ten years, he had reached over three thousand layers of Qi Condensation. He thought life would remain peacefully dull forever—roasting the occasional white tiger, catching phoenixes for fun—until one day, the reborn Empress arrived to take him as her master.

Di bawah naungan pohon sakura yang mekar, tiga anak—**Arin**, **Lila**, dan **Mira**—berjanji untuk menikah dan bertualang bersama selamanya. Namun, janji polos masa kecil itu retak ketika mereka dewasa. Sebagai petualang pemula di Guild "Cahaya Bintang," mereka direkrut oleh **Rylan**, pemanah misterius berdarah homunculus yang menyimpan agenda gelap. Misi-misi Rank-D yang semakin berbahaya memicu konflik, hingga Arin secara tak sengaja terikat dengan **Verathia**, kutukan kuno yang memberinya kekuatan kegelapan dengan harga mengerikan: kemanusiaannya. Tapi, ada sesuatu yang menyebabkan mereka jadi tercerai berai, dan apakah itu?

Yeats was just your average max-level cooking nerd—until he woke up as the heir to a crumbling borderland noble house. With legendary culinary skills and a recipe list longer than a dragon’s tail, he’s ready to conquer dungeons, slay ancient beasts, and sauté them with garlic butter. A tale of a chef, a swordsman, a poet, and maybe even a king. Fantasy’s never tasted this good.

Di Sapporo yang dingin, seorang mahasiswa muda dan seorang fotografer berpengalaman bertemu di tengah badai salju. Pertemuan tak terduga itu memicu kisah cinta yang tak terduga, seindah dan sekuat alam Hokkaido.

He went to sleep and woke up in a world full of magic, monsters, and morons. He’s not a hero. He doesn’t care about quests. He just wants to survive — and maybe roast everyone who tries to make his life harder. A sarcastic journey through a fantasy world that refuses to leave him alone.

Finn, who had traveled here, turned out to be Luffy's real brother. "My younger brother wants to be the Pirate King," Finn mused. "So, as the older brother, I have no choice but to become the Marine King!" He accessed the god-level selection system and saw the options: "1: Find a mate for Sengoku's sheep. Reward: Zoan Sheep (Common Breed)." "2: Befriend Sengoku's sheep. Reward: Zoan Sheep (Ancient)." "3: Steal Sengoku's sheep and roast it. Reward: Zoan Sheep (Phantom Beast)." "Tell me," Finn said with a mouthful of delicious roasted lamb, "do I really have a choice here?"

Born broken. Bound to a cosmic relic. Now he’s defying fate, roasting arrogant young masters, and forging his own path—one sarcastic comeback at a time

Em um verão abafado, Kaito divide o apartamento com sua prima Hina, cuja beleza e constantes provocações o deixam à beira da paciência. Enquanto ele luta para ignorar a tensão crescente, a tímida Sakura, amiga de Hina e secretamente apaixonada por Kaito, entra em cena. A dinâmica entre os três se estabelece nesse caloroso cenário, marcada pelas provocações de Hina, a irritação (e talvez atração) de Kaito, e os sentimentos não revelados de Sakura.

Haunted by the sins of those before him, Kazuto sets out on a path of power, vengeance, and discovery. But as the truth unravels, one question remains, will he reclaim what was lost, or will the temptations of Ku consume him before he can?

Here is a synopsis for the novel: Title: "Yandere Fantasy" Synopsis: In a world where love and obsession collide, Taro-kun finds himself at the center of a deadly game. Sakura, a beautiful and brilliant student, has become obsessed with Taro-kun, and will stop at nothing to make him hers. As Taro-kun tries to navigate his feelings and escape Sakura's clutches, he discovers that he is not the only one with secrets. Akane, a mysterious and alluring woman, seems to be manipulating Sakura from the shadows. With the lines between love and obsession blurring, Taro-kun must confront the darkness within himself and those around him. Will he be able to escape the deadly game, or will he become the latest victim of Sakura's yandere fantasy? Genre: Psychological Thriller, Romance, Fantasy Target Audience: Young Adults and Adults interested in Psychological Thrillers and Romance.

Ini adalah Kisah Sakura seorang gadis remaja yang sedang mencari apa arti cinta sejati dalam dirinya. Sakura pernah berpacaran dengan seorang pria yang ternyata pria ini menjadikan sakura sebagai barang taruhan di tempat dia kumpul dengan teman-temannya. Saat sedang keadaan hancur karena kenyataan, datang seorang pria yang mencoba untuk mengembalikan rasa percaya sakura terhadap perasaan cinta dan kasih sayang. Deo pria yang sudah lama menyukai sakura, namun baru kali ini dia berani menyatakan perasaannya saat sakura tidak ingin percaya akan cinta. Namun dimata sakura, rasanya ingin percaya tapi deo seperti menyembunyikan sesuatu yang tidak banyak orang tau tentangnya. Mampu kah Sakura mengembalikan langit dalam dirinya, atau langit itu kan menjadi benca terbesar dalam hidupnya?