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On a peaceful planet filled with magic and power, Kyle's life was lazy and ordinary, but little did he know, he possessed something extraordinary. He lived his life with his family like any other lazy human, or so he thought, unaware that everything happens for a reason. However, everything changed when he turned sixteen. His older brothers, who were fed up with his laziness, came up with a ridiculous plan to teach him a lesson. They asked him to take the entrance test for one of the biggest academies. They thought this would knock some sense into their lazy brother. Kyle was stunned, but because of their coordinated planning, he reluctantly agreed with a hint of resignation. "I don't think I'll pass the test anyway. So, trying it for the experience isn't a big deal." "The only problem is, I can't guarantee that all my body parts will stay intact until the end of the entrance test." But to Kyle's shock, he passed the test without even lifting a finger! Still, he was convinced that he would eventually be kicked out of the Academy due to his lack of strength. But the moment he set foot in the Academy, he discovered something incredible about himself. He was special and nature's favorite. . . . ______ (#It's my first time writing. So, support me with ps, gt and gifts. Hehe, THANK YOU) (Note: The cover is not mine, found it from pinterest. All credits go to the owner who can ring me up in the comment section if he/she wants me to remove it.) It might be empty right now and maybe needs more work, but there's finally a Discord server! ^^ Link; https://discord.gg/eBBXatxWVb

In the virtual realm of Ancient Kingdoms, Yin Zhi inherits Zunith, a city-state left in ruins by his father’s corruption and neglect. Trapped in a game with no way out, he must rebuild from the ashes, facing treachery, injustice, and rebellion. Armed with only fifty loyal soldiers, Yin Zhi tears down the old regime, promising his people a future built on merit and fairness. But in a world where ambition knows no bounds and danger lurks in every shadow, his vision for Zunith’s rise will test his cunning, resolve, and the loyalty of those around him.

Yue Xuexia is just an ordinary salted fish that rarely lives in her house, but suddenly one day she woke up, received a sign-in system, and thought she was dreaming. The sign-in system rewarded her with multiple things, including houses, money, cars, and talent scrolls, which led her to the life of the richest lady in the world. She could sign in once a day. One morning, with her eyes groggily and blurry, Xuexia was welcomed by a holographic screen only she could see. Yes, like the ones in the novels and manga. Ding! Xuexia waves her hand in the empty air and mumbles, "Noisy, I told you to turn off the damn alarm, whoever owns it!" When a robotic voice lingered near her ears saying, Signed in successfully. Congratulations to the host, and you've received [1 Million RMB in cash!] Xuexia, who is currently in need of great money, was in disbelief as she looked at the words one million and laughed. "Heh~ even in my dream, I was wishing to receive free money. What nonsense, let's go back to sleep. Yue Xuexia was about to close her eyes back to sleep when the old touch screen phone near her pillow vibrates. Bzzt~ Bzzzzzt~ "Urg~ who the hell is calling now?" complained Yue Xuexia in her half-asleep state. She picked up the phone only to see a message notification saying the following words: [Your bank card account ending with 5567 had received a deposit transfer from XXXX at 6:45 am. You had received a 1 million deposit and your current saving balance is 1,003,000.00 RMB (Autumn Field landbank)] Yue Xuaxia mumbled in disbelief and said, "Fucking hell! This is awesome." Who doesn’t like free things?~' This lady wants it too!!!

{You have successfully become a cell} {First quest} {Quest: You are currently being piled up in the penis of a man you will soon be released, be the first sperm to enter the woman's private part, reach the woman's eggs and begin your EVoluTion} {Reward: Another life} 'What! This is fucking insane, I have been reborn as a sperm cell.' Witness the Evolution of a single cell dominate and transform this world into His own Empire. WPC Entry October... **1 extra chapter per golden ticket and 10 for a castle** **Adult content**

Xenos, a stranger, comes back home to Earth after an accidental space wrap to the True universe after billions of years of reaching a peak in cultivation. As he returned to his home universe, he saw that the whole universe had been destroyed, all lifeforms killed, and planets destroyed. So, he used the power of Paragon to travel back in time to January 1, 3038, to change the course of history. After travelling back and seeing that using his power will cause more variables, he selects a few humans to instruct them from behind the scenes to change the course of history. ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- The novel will be published once a week; please look forward to this novel. ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- #Reincarnation, #TimeTravelAdventures, #PowerfulProtagonist #SectBuilding, #ParallelUniverses, #DifferentRealms, #MultiverseJourney, #AncientMysteries, #AncientRaces, #CosmicBattles, #FantasyWorlds.

WSA 2024 Participant---- Please Vote for me! [Warning - Idiot Foolish Selfish Lazy MC. if you like cursing at MC for his laziness, if you want to squeeze the life out of the MC for his stupidness, if you want to pray for MC to die in every chapter for wasting potential and opportunities then this is the story for you.] "Is Automation Cheat Enough? No? I guess I will have to Automate Cheating too." Lu Sheng said standing above a sea of dead bodies as he looked at the very Heaven with a scorn. He's been scammed in hell and now need to work for Hell Guardians. However, his laziness made him gain the power of System, an Automated System. He does not want to work at all, would he survive the fires of Hell or become an Enlightened One? Even his fate is lazy enough not to know. -------------------- #ACTION #ADVENTURE #SYSTEM #WEAKTOSTRONG #CULTIVATION #OVERPOWERED #TRANSMIGRATION #ISEKAI #KINGDOMBUILDING #XIANXIA Sorry, guys, no smut, no harem, no romance, no slice of life, no power of friendship. I would like to Thanks my Top 10 Fans - @Saverius, @caio_henrique, @Urben, @Daoisth3B2ho, @Gideon_Salvatore, @Hyde_Zyn, @xoley, @Puddinggg, @An_Closet and @YourAverage_Reader. Cover art AI generated.

After he was killed by his best friend– Ray is offered a second cha– No, that is not how this went. Because of his extreme laziness and nonchalant attitude Ray was not worthy of a rebirth nor a reincarnation. But he has always had a secret with him, this secret was the reason why he was the strongest in his world despite being the laziest human. The copying system. His system mistakenly copies the reincarnation device therefore giving him a chance to jump into his own reincarnation. Now with a copied and stolen chance as a young boy named Ayo-Eniola. Ray is given the freedom to laze around all he wants. Just when his system was being a hastle—his yearning and desire to live the life of optimum laziness and no stress activated his laziness system. Follow Ayo-Eniola, as he levels up by just being lazy and walks his way to the world strongest even though he didn't intend to.

Hayase Akio was a child that seemingly could never feel gratefulness or happiness around his parents, resulting in him hating himself for it and indulging in fictional stories to pass his time and distract himself from it. He always dreamt of getting reincarnated in another world, and after an unfortunate course of events, it finally happens. But… is that all?

She wakes up to a ceiling. The smell of earth and wood, the sounds of nature, and the comfort of a bed. And to a color she had never seen before. Not to nothing... She isn't supposed to be alive. "What..." (This novel is very confused on whether it is a fantasy, or a sci-fi... But it sure does love film noir and it's sub genres.) ♤

Hm? Wait, eh? What?! I'm now assigned on a mission so that I would be a dungeon master? Hold on, why?! That's such a painful task to do! Let someone else do it! In the first place, why me? What..? Only I can be the dungeon master? Stare into my eyes. Are you kidding me? No? Ugh, fine. There's no way I could argue against an archangel when I'm a mere angel. Alright, you win. I'll do it. So... my job is to serve as the boss of my dungeon and that naturally includes bashing up anyone who arrives at the boss room instead of reincarnating souls. But I'm getting tired of this anyway, so why not ask someone else to serve as the boss? Then, I would only have administration stuff to do! Hurray! I'm such a genius! But what if I could make a contract with an intelligent being and let them do the administration stuff too? Heheh... I'm such a genius! Oh, and also screw you, Lord Raphael. I still haven't forgiven you yet for pushing this job down onto me. ----

This is the story of an extremely lazy student whose only aspiration in life is to lay on his bed all day and slumber away. Meet Aiden. His life had been rather simple so far. He heads to the academy, sleeps through his classes, returns home, exterminates the aliens that come through the portal every once in a while, showers, eats dinner, and then heads to bed. Rinse and repeat. However, with the arrival of a transfer student who was too nosy for her own good, she accidentally encountered one of his secrets, the one about the aliens, and so began the domino chain of misunderstandings popping up here and there. "He's not lazy. It's just... he's tired from defending our world from evil." "Hey! Call him lazy and I'll beat you to a pulp. Say it again, I dare you." "If he, the most hardworking student at our academy is considered lazy then... all of us are lazy. No, we might as well be corpses." Aiden, hearing all these defensive statements about him began to wonder, "What are they talking about? I'm not sleeping because I'm tired from fighting those aliens. I'm sleeping because class is boring and I want to sleep. I'm... I'm hardworking? Hahaha, I don't even want to get out of bed every morning. "

don't judge the cover it's just the way I draw and I was lazy

Sunny just wanted to go into God hood but he was stressed out! he decided to take a vacation! and where did he take that vacation? he's not sure he randomly chose a planet.. and that's how..he ended up in a damn world of horny beastmen!

Edward Harding was supposed to be nothing more than a mob character for an otome game known as Doki Doki Magical Love! (*Author cringing SFX*), but due to an accident, he started having headaches that unwillingly gave him weird and mysterious knowledge, that he couldn't comprehend at all. With that more than often useless knowledge in hand, lack of sleep, and good ol' ad-libbing, he would go on to accidentally mess with the game's story and its pacing. The concept is self-explanatory, and I don't think anything else needs to be said about it. It was already published on Wattpad, mostly because I didn't know how many chapters I would end up writing, and now that it's past the 10 chapters mark, I'll be publishing here from now on as well.

Step 1: Find yourself an overpowered Awakener. Not just any Awakener, mind you; aim for the one who takes down bosses solo, preferably with a scowl. They’re the ticket to your hassle-free existence. Step 2: Power up your Awakener. Feed them, encourage them, and let them do all the XP grinding. The stronger they are, the safer you’ll be. Step 3: Marry the Awakener. Lock it down, officially. With this, your safety is practically guaranteed. Step 4: Relax and let the Awakener handle the world’s chaos. You’re now free to enjoy your easy, drama-free life. (Well, mostly.) --- P.S. 1. Steps 2 and 3 are totally interchangeable—or combine them. It worked for me. 2. Forget heroes; look for the anti-hero. The selfish ones, villains? That’s where your real safety lies. 3. You may need to deal with some light trauma cleanup now and then, but it’s no biggie. 4. Not foolproof, but hey, it worked for me! *** Lol it's romance okay, no fight scenes, no system interface cause I'm too lazy to do that research, just romance a hot man,hot woman and some smut here. And a plot.

There are those books, where readers are always pining for a happy ending. And there are those where reader are always crossing their fingers hoping another character doesn’t end up dead in the next chapter. The book Zen had picked up that evening was part of the latter. A world where the king had gotten his throne by killing his whole family, and no character had the certainty to survive till the end. Who would want to live in such a cruel world? . “Lord Sepehr, it’s time to wake up.” Zen didn’t bother paying attention to the unfamiliar voice. “His Highness Ambrose has summoned you. Please get up.” Who? Who was taking the cruel prince’s name early in the morning? “Lord Sepehr, I know you’re awake. Please get up before the head maid gets here.” Who the hell is Sepehr? *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* Inspiration was taken from: Webnovel Weekly contest prompt: Transmigrating from a modern world into a historical setting is hard enough, but what happens when you realize you can read the minds of those you come in close contact with? MC is a web novel reader who ends up in the book he has been reading, where the cruel crown prince is set to kill the king and queen! As he tries to change the crown prince, a physical contact causes MC to read the prince's mind. He's in love with him?

Just some shit to write when I'm being a lazy bastard and not writing chapters for my current stories out right now.

On hiatus - am lazy on am focusing on my other books looking at the white ceiling, Apollo was dazed at first but slowly sat up he looked around the world dazed Where is he..? And why.. why does it look so...expensive? Oddly enough Apollo was in a dazed before it snapped into him He.. he can't... _ He was reborn as the sickly villain of a children's book but he has a secret in his first life he was the villain of that some story in that book one day he woke up in his previous life and he is not happy

[Novela traducida al español] Li Xu aceptó a una discípula. Cuando tenía hambre, ella lo alimentaba; cuando estaba cansado, le daba masajes en los hombros; y cuando dormía, le cubría con una manta. No era que fuera perezoso, sino que su diligente discípula lo hacía parecer perezoso. _____ Título Original: 徒弟太勤奋显得师父有点懒 Autor: 天狗吃月亮

The Primordial Light, The Beginning of Everything, The Professor of Origin. What lies in the mystery of the beginning? The Prequel to "Professor of The End"

Lan Ning

too lazy to write

I'm lazy but I'll give you this: It's delusions + escapism + nightmares. Unedited. Hallelujah/Amen P.S. Fuck Romance. Bipadi Bopadi Bop I also post on RoyalRoad and Wattpad.

After a night of passion, the sperm and egg found a perfect match. Though it was purely accidental, she optimistically decided to take good care of the 'keepsake' he left behind... This reckless woman openly seduced him, and how could he not give her a little 'lesson'? Unexpectedly, this 'love education' turned out to be her first experience, and he seemed to have made a sweet mistake! The woman only left behind a 'thank you' card, but years later, she surprised him greatly... This time, he wouldn't let her brush him off with mere words of gratitude. He planned to come back with a vengeance, reclaiming everything “with interest”!

Through a unexpected incident that led her to getting married to Mr. Devil, a man feared by many, Valeria Hale gets to meet someone who was simply everything she dreamt of in a man, but why the hell did he happen to be her nominal husband's assistant?! Tag along with Valeria as she slowly finds out his true identity and also navigates the treacherous waters of the Capital City where many secrets she had never imagined laid!

A powerful wondering soul who has been jumping from world to world has came to his 35th world And found the body of a beautiful boy who looks to be the age of ___ But unfortunately the boy was already gone from this world And as the soul was going to explode this new world the empty vessel of the body sucked the soul into it! Now the all powerful wondering soul is stuck in this unfortunately body! how will the soul live in its first ever body in a world that he has no knowledge of? ______________________________________ to excuse the bad writing and how slow the story is going this is a slow processing story! hehe

The ironic part of my life—my very first achievement of winning the sperm competition turned into a worse one. The most irony of the ironic part was when the realization hit me—it was too late. I was sold to clear the debt, and that too to a 'CRIPPLE'. 

"how can a lazy person lead to a good future??"