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My first novel yaey (⁠ﾉ⁠◕⁠ヮ⁠◕⁠)⁠ﾉ⁠*⁠.⁠✧ ——— Furan Shi only wanted to be a cutie little princess. That's it. So when he died, nobody missed him. After his family and relatives, the next person to attend his funeral was his homeroom teacher and friends™, his murderer, and then a mysterious red-eyed crow. Said mysterious crow sucked his soul right out and offered him a better life than this. No, he still won't be a cutie princess, but he can be the next best thing after that. He was invited to transmigrate into different realities without any restrictions. It wasn't a Villain system, a Cannon fodder system... it doesn't belong to any category. Just experiencing the worlds should be enough to satisfy it. Furan Shi agreed with one condition. Filter: ‘Animal Characteristics’ System: Are you… sure about this? Furan Shi, pouting: Is that not possible..? System: … you're welcome to do as you like =͟͟͞͞(꒪ᗜ꒪‧̣̥̇) [Yes, this is a quick transmigration novel.] [Yes, this has bl, but the transmigrator would change genders in some worlds hence the gl tag please click away if you're not comfortable with this one.] [Yes, all cutesy cutie pie bc I have the big sad.] [Yes, the host is always a demihuman, more often than not part animal haha.] [No, the host isn't always an animal demihuman.] [And no, this isn't necessarily about furries. Eh, but I'm open to negotiations.. ╮(. ❛ ᴗ ❛.)╭] I do apologize in advance if this is not your cup of tea. I'm trying my best to make this as light-themed and fast-paced as possible for people like me who just wanted to relax, aka not much brain games... not much face slapping.. ehe..

Most would expect the daughter of the king of one of the four strongest nations in the Realm of the Angels to enjoy great luxury and power. While her Father may enjoy those things, that isn't the case for Rosemary. The hated daughter only manages to attract disdain from others in the royal court despite her gentle and kind nature. Rosemary was born with a weak body, preventing her from living up to the ideals of her father and his court. Such environment pushes Rose to attempting to end it all. But she is unable to do so as she recalls her older brother's love for her. As she drowns, she cries out for help. But no one is around. No one but a certain handsome man with eyes as cold as her father's.

[Invincible, showoff, face-slapping, feelgood] "Who is richer? Sorry, Every watch I have is worth billions. Money is just a number to me!" "Wanna fight? Fine, I won't even use my hands and feet. I've never lost a fight in my life!" "You like me? Sorry, even a cruise ship is not big enough to hold all the women I have. Haven't you seen the princess of Anenida lining up for me?" With the invincible system, everything can be easily accomplished. Please don't show off in front of me. I have a nickname called Face-slapping Zhang!

【Awesome Face-Slapping Story】 The humble farmer hero saves the damsel and obtains the Divine Artifact, masters Divine Skills, and becomes adept at healing. From then on, he dominates city life.

# RELAXED Liu Qing is reborn and goes back two years in time. He starts his reborn life at the point of getting a breakup text message from his girlfriend. Previously, in that life, he dated his girlfriend for a few years, and used all the money he earned from being a security guard to support her and pay for her lifestyle and living expenses when she quit her own security guard job to go back to school. However, in the end, she looked down on him after she found an office job, then cheated on him and eventually left him for another man. To add insult to injury, in his desire to have a simple life with his girlfriend, he rejected the chance to reunite with his wealthy estranged mother and missed out on the opportunity to become a rich second generation. He was overwhelmed by immense grief after all that and fell into a deep depression that eventually destroyed him. In this life, Liu Qing is determined not to become a simp again, especially since he is being given another chance to change the path of his life. He says to her, “Let's come clean. Isn't it good to break up? I don't have to be your spare tire anymore. You can also live with your one true love. We would each get what we want.” Then he resigns from his security guard job to reunite with his mother. When everyone asks him why, he says, "Because I am going to inherit assets worth billions of dollars!"

Earth has since long disappeared from the world now mankind are able to travel to different galaxies, learn new languages, magic, and other factors in the world. Everyone has a past life each past life one can always recall there last one or even before if they are quiet lucky, in the world where martial arts, and mages are the most sought out people in the world image being a fourth young miss who isn't beautiful who is known to be ugly and talentless idiot Sierra Watergate the fourth young miss. At only age sixteen years old she found herself being tricked by her three stepsisters, stepmother, cruel grandparents, cruel father, a fiancé who cheated on her, she ended up having a one stand with unknown man she was drugged allowing her to forget what happened when she was on those unknown drugs, she couldn't even recall anything about this man or who he was nor did she truly care. But she was beaten half to death sent to a cold yet deadly part of the galaxy for her to die out there alone. She has always tried to keep her mother words in her mind no longer bind that Sierra won't let anyone bully her anymore. Seven years later she is back more powerful than ever! Sierra was suppose to give birth to four children but her fourth baby boy was stolen from her after giving birth. So she raised her triplets alone not knowing if her fourth child is dead or alive. In her home planet they were all kinds of rumors about Sierra. Out lookers: Did you know the fourth young miss was replace with a beautiful woman her name is Mia : Fans: But I just saw Sierra she is a goddess! She doesn't need to be the fourth young miss! Outer Lookers: She is a drop off high school she is an idiot who has never learned anything! Teachers from a powerful high school Star Gaze Academy: Student Sierra was the top student on our school she was the president of her class! Out Lookers: What? But she has no talent in magic! Famous Mage: Sister Sierra taught me so much and also created on her spells! Out Lookers: What the hell? Out Lookers: She didn't go to any mage universities! Heavenly Holy Grail University: Student Sierra is our top student we had to beg to come to our school she has broke so many records Out Lookers found themselves shocked each time they try to bring down Sierra it just seems she has changed in over seven years! Out Lookers: No one never marry a wild woman who already has three kids! The most powerful man not even the royal families from all over galaxies dare to mess with that family: Sierra is my wife I do not like it when other try to take her from me plus we already have four kids together. The world flips the table! Guards: Patriarch, the young Matriarch destroyed a clan! Mystery Man: Help her destroy them then. Guards: Patriarch, the young Matriarch just slapped a famous actor, Mystery Man: Honey does your hand hurt? Guards: Patriarch, it seems our Matriarch being asked out by bunch of males! Mystery man eyes glowed: Who dares try to steal my wife? Sierra: ? Myster Man: Dear you shouldn’t be so shy we were already have four kids together. Sierra: You…!? Mysery Man: I am a jealously type, possessive over you love, Sierra: Since when did I become your wife? Mystery man: Mine

My new book, "The Charming Novice of the Mystical World: Nice by Day, Off-limits at Night!" has been released. She was forced into a conspiracy, attracting the attention of the cold-faced King of Hell, Qiao Chengxun, whom all women in the world want to sleep with! Latter, he came to force a marriage, "Mrs. Qiao or an orphan, you can only choose one." Since marrying Chengxun, Wen Meimei has been living her life completely exhausted, "Chengxun, you're nothing but a heartless bastard!" Chengxun sneered, "You married a turtle, you follow the turtle." No problem... [I've got freestyle✓][Hacker girl✓][Powerful slap in the face✓][1V1 virgins✓][HE✓]

A world with magic, mythical creatures, mystical herbs, labyrinths, and treasures. A world where the strongest adventurers get to be the ones to enjoy fame and riches. A world where various rankings decide your worth. This is the world where Shye Crowley and his sister were born. As the children of two fairly known diamond-ranked adventurers, Shye and his sister, Maia, enjoyed a prosperous lifestyle. Unfortunately, after departing for a mithril-ranked quest in hopes of ranking up, their parents couldn’t return. Years passed and life went downhill fast for the siblings. Fortunately, a fateful encounter bestows him a system that could change their fate.

Target Audience: This book is for those who had enough of MCs getting bullied and those who enjoyed progression. I'll now apologize if I miss something and MC didn't act according to your likings, I'll adjust and improve so let's get addicted to it! SSS rank talent? I can get 10,000 xp multiplier and convert them to upgrade my skills? Proficiency? Item Quality? Top ranker? Beat them up! Arrogant villains? Slap them to death! My Little Sister getting bullied in school? Destroy the school! In my eyes, you are just experience points to farm! Let's farm experience points! #Progression #Invincible Progtagonist

Theo's story came to an end when the cold blade of a heretic's sword pierced through his heart. And yet, as if to slap his face after years of using endless efforts to compensate for his lacking potential... His talent awoke right at the moment he was about to metaphysically move on?! [SSS Rank Talent Unlocked!] [Activate: Plunder] [Plundered: One-Time Reversal] What was supposed to be Theo's segue to his final rest became a wake-up call. 'Wait, this world...' With the drill sergeant of the knight's boot-camp screaming obscenities at the cadets, Theo's mind raced as his body prepared to dash ahead. 'Isn't this a world of a novel I remember reading?' he thought as his consciousness, rather than finding out whether the afterlife was real, was thrust right back to when he was at his weakest and most vulnerable. 'And aren't I... just a talentless extra?!' The drill sergeant raised his hand, ready to give everyone the mark to begin their life-changing exam. 'Then...' he gulped his saliva down 'just where the hell did that SSS-Rank talent come from, then?!'

"You," Augustine began, his voice firm and direct. "I'm making you an offer: we get married, immediately. This isn't a request, it's a demand." Augustine's uttered with a piercing gaze, his words a blunt instrument wielded with precision. Charles scoffed. “What type of bullshit is that?” He fired back. *** Augustine Wales is a cold CEO who is known as the most successful and influential business man in Country H. His name alone commanded respect, his steely gaze and cold demeanor strike fear into even the most hardened of hearts. He was a man of few words, each syllable weighted with the power of his position. On the eve of Augustine Wales 29th birthday, he received an unexpected call from his family, their demands clear and uncompromising: find a spouse, or forfeit your stake in the family's vast wealth and influence. In that very moment after receiving the phone call, the gaze of Augustine fell upon a young man named Charles Donald and without thinking twice, Augustine immediately made a proposal to Charles, but was met with a swift rejection. Augustine's proposal was rooted in desperation but little did he know that fate was drawing him toward a future he never could have predicted. "What will happen when Augustine Wales, the powerful CEO, finds himself unexpectedly falling for Charles Donald, a humble cleaner in his office?" "When Charles' deadly secrets rise to the surface, will their fragile bond shatter, or will their love prove strong enough to weather the storm?"

I was born into a world of magic and gods, with a system that allows things that I say come into reality. So basically, I have reality manipulation. . .except it only works if people really believe in me. And, it doesn't work on me, only on others. Yup. You can already guess the chaos that ensues. + Jeez, why is the Heavenly Emperor calling me Master? And, is that the Sword Saint asking for my autograph? Wait, now I'm the herald of some eldritch cult? Seriously guys, I'm not as impressive as you think I am. Or, am I? + What to expect: Lots Of Comedic Misunderstandings (Like K*ng from One P*nch M*n), Overpowered side characters, gods, devils, the whole she-bang.

Miles Bennett, a 19-year-old pizza delivery boy, happened to deliver a custom-made love pizza on Valentine's Day to a regal home. Little did he know, his girlfriend Hanna would open the door with an elderly man gripping her waist lovingly. "You are such worthless trash, Miles!" Heartbroken, a screen flashed before this young man. [You are now the host of the 10x Modern Money System] [Starting with $10,000,000,000] [10× multiplier on income] [10× rebate on expenses] [Ding!] [First Mission Assigned!] [Details: Your heartless, wicked boss is on the brink of bankruptcy] [Action: Face-slap your boss, buy, and grow his pizza company to surpass McDonald's] [Reward: $10,000 and a 12-hour limited 30× rebate on expenses.] Miles clenched his fist and nodded with determination. "All who have looked down on me will pay!"

The Divine Doctor dominated the city, showing off and slapping faces, curing diseases and saving lives while making money. He was omnipotent, composing a life of supreme dominance.

Suffocated by the world, Lyden decided to drink away his sorrows... Only to wake up in the morning in a different world?! And with an opposite gender?! Well atleast on the surface, he's a she. Lydrandorff Empire is one of the 2 Empires ruling the South Prugranth Continent. The Ruler, Emperor Lydrandorff is known for his vulgarity and over-indulgence in sexual ways. This resulted to Concubines littered like grass in the palace, and Heirs like mushrooms in the wild. Chrisandra Rosé Lydrandorff is the only offspring of the Emperor and the Empress. Before the Empress died, she said, "Remember that power is the most alluring but the most dangerous thing in this land. I don't wish for much, I just want you to live happily and contently. Do not let anyone know of your secret". Lyden, as the inheritor of Chrisandra's body, decided to follow the will of the original's mother.

When her father suddenly cuts off her college funds, rising fashion designer Loconda Toussaint sets off for Europe, determined to chase her dreams. Little does she know; her journey will plunge her into a shadowy world where elite fashion houses collide in a high stakes struggle for power.

This is the story of a boy who transmigrates into the world of Blue Sky. This world has a different Hollywood and different rules. In 1992 where Hollywood's cultural output is too low that conservatism prevailed so that he has come with the task to change it all. His name was Sam Sammir but now he is known as Sam Sandles. This is not a quick story but a slow paced novel which also involves the protagonist's life. What to expect ;- Strong MC, Intelligent MC, No Face slapping at every turn, his growth journey and new movies different from the same hollywood repeated movies. My discord link:- https://discord.gg/FvYNdHCP

"1,000,000" is in the account. "100,000,000,000,000,000,000..............." is in the account. "Rich is easy," words coming out of Lucas's mouth. "As soon as there is appropriate profit, capital becomes bold. If there is a 10% profit, it is guaranteed to be used everywhere; with a 20% profit, it becomes active; with a 50% profit, it will take risks; with a 100% profit, it dares to crush on all human laws; with a 300% profit, it dares to commit any crime, even risk being hanged." But Lucas obtained a system with a 1,000% profit!

A young man from a modern world is reincarnated into a mysterious fictional world. But, is this world really so simple? Is this world just a normal Cultivation world? Read the novel to find out the exciting adventure of Li Gang, as he uncovers the mystery behind his reincarnation, the reality of the world and how he overcomes various challenges and the schemes that he is unaware of. Warning: There will be little to no face slapping in this novel.

Leon, who suddenly died from the wear and tear of his corporate drone life, got a second chance in America. This time he wanted to live a different life and incidentally find out just how far human limits could go. ---------- Featuring: Riding, Running, Arm-wrestling competitions, Titan Games, Slapping Contests, Strongman Competitions, UFC Mixed Martial Arts

Full of face slapping! The slaps are so hard that you will feel and hear the echoing of the slaps! Time is always fleeting. But what if the sands of time could be grasped in one's hand? Marvin is a senior high school boy that has awakened but lacks an ability. In a world where weakling is handled as the strong wished, Marvin was bullied regularly. But one day, he awakened a Gaming System and obtained the attribute of time!!!!!! Ever Since that day, he climbed his way to the heavens. This is Marvin's adventure from being bullied to the peak of life. Beauties from all walks of life will fall in his embrace; be it a teacher, models, or a demonic vixen. This is the story of Marvin, the godly gentleman conquering beauties, creating his harem, and becoming the absolute ruler of all! ------- Hiatus till April 10 Check out my other novel: Gaming Sword Magician!

Daniel thought he had it all figured out—the cold, the heat, the monsters. In his last life, he survived until the bitter end of a world gone mad, only to die betrayed by the people closest to him. His girlfriend. His cousin. A final knife to the heart... and a promise. If he got another chance, he’d never waste it on anyone again. Now, Daniel wakes up one month before the apocalypse begins. The world will soon plunge into three brutal periods: The Great Cold: A frozen wasteland that devours the unprepared.The Great Heat: Temperatures high enough to boil water under a blood-red moon.The Great Evolution: Civilization crumbles as mutated monsters rise, and superpowers awaken in the hands of a dangerous few. Armed with his inventory power—a limitless storage space—and knowledge of the future, Daniel is ready to hoard supplies, lock himself behind reinforced walls, and trust no one. Survival is the only goal. That’s the plan, at least, until the universe laughs in his face and gives him a system that can awaken superpowers. Just not for him. Only for others. Strong, dangerous, and often unhinged people will flock to him, drawn by something they don’t understand. And the catch? Those powers only unlock if Daniel sleeps with them. There's just one problem.  Daniel's pretty sick of relationships and all that. He'd much rather chill in his big ass mansion as the world turns to shit three times over.

In a marriage of convenience, Nathan, after a night of drinking, has an affair with Ava, leading to her ectopic pregnancy. Before the surgery, Ava calls Nathan, who is preoccupied with his mistress and neglects Ava, even going as far as to accuse her of having an affair and carrying another man's child after the surgery... As their one-year contractual marriage comes to an end, Nathan realizes his feelings for Ava. But Ava is not willing to play along anymore! Excerpt： "I am Nathan Ford's girlfriend, loved by him, as everyone knows. And you... you're just a title holder, soon to be thrown out. By then, you'll lose all your dignity... no, you've already lost it. I bet your deceased mother would turn in her grave if she knew what you've become." Hearing Iris Hart's sharp and biting words, Ava Sterling initially didn't want to stoop to her level. However, the mention of her late mother crossed a line. A crisp slap echoed before Iris Hart could even react, leaving five bright red marks on her face. "Ah—Ava Sterling—you lowlife, how dare you hit me..." Iris Hart realized she had been slapped and reached out to retaliate, but Ava Sterling was prepared and caught her hand easily. "Listen, Iris Hart, if I'm the joke, what does that make you? You're also a joke. At least I'm Nathan Ford's wife by law! You! Iris Hart, are nothing but a mistress scorned by everyone. Every wealthy man may stray, but a hotel is just a hotel, and home is home. There can be many dishes, but there's only one bowl of rice."

The Hero's Ritual: a deadly contest where one hundred candidates vie for the title of Hero. In this brutal game of survival, where only the strong live and the weak are destined to perish, a young boy without any talent for battle manages to survive by a mind sharper than any sword. Upon learning that he has been chosen as the Hero, he naively believes that his life will finally see a glimmer of hope. But what awaits him is far from a Hero’s glorious future. 'You… must die here.' Before his journey as a Hero can even begin, his beloved childhood friend pushes him off a cliff. All that awaits him now… is the abyss. This is not the story of a Hero's triumph. It's merely the desperate cries of a fallen one. Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/c/SouloftheLoveWarriors

Gu Xuan traveled through the fantasy world and worshipped the Holy Land of Absolute Beginning. He thought that he was going to rise, but who knew that the talent was mediocre, and that he could not make an inch after practicing for more than ten years. Just when he was about to be expelled from the Holy Land, he awakened the ability to view the script of his life. "I turned out to be a support role who was destined to be slapped in the face by the protagonist or become protagonist's little brother?" "And the little maid who brought me the foot wash was actually the reincarnation of the empress, and she also had the fate of a prosperous husband?" Gu Xuan was shocked. Along the way, he made good friends with the female empresses and various destiny heroines, and cut off the opportunity of many children of destiny secretly. Before he knew it, Gu Xuan had already stepped on the top of martial arts, turned his back to all living beings, and overlooked the heavens.

In a group-pampering novel, Nan Qiao was the female supporting character who lost her glamor as the female lead. She was cast aside by her father, her three brothers, her grandparents, and her friends. Her father wanted to cut off all ties with her, her three brothers only adored her stepsister, and her grandparents, who favored boys over girls, also sided with her stepsister from another mother. "Stop trying to tie me down. The person I love is Zhi," Nan Qiao's fiance said. "Nan Qiao, will you stop being so problematic? Your sister saved your life," her father said. "Nan Qiao, I'm very disappointed in you," her eldest brother said. "How could you hit your sister? Don't you know how fragile your sister's body is?" Her second brother asked. "I can't believe you're such a heartless person," her third brother said. "Kick her out. The Nan family won't tolerate such a horrible child!" Her grandparents exclaimed. After reincarnating, Nan Qiao came to her senses. Since none of you want me here, I'll be the first to leave this time. Nan Qiao inherited assets worth billions from her maternal grandfather, and her seven brothers from the maternal side of her family pampered her beyond reason. Her eldest brother was the CEO of a company, her second brother was a famous celebrity, and her third brother was a professor... They fought each other for her attention. Just as Nan Qiao's life was getting better, a top-notch villain in the original novel set his sights on her. Huo Yichen pinched Nan Qiao's chin and squinted a little. There was a cold look in his eyes. "What's the matter? Do you think you can run away after flirting with me?" *** Nan Qiao thought everything that happened in the past would stay in the past, but her family, like her, reincarnated with memories from the previous lifetime. Having tortured her a thousand times over, her family came to her with tears streaming down their faces and begged her to return home. "I'm sorry, Qiao. I made a mistake."

This tells a story of how a seemingly undisturbed loner got summoned, along with his entire class, into another world as heroes. But here's the twist—he was a mistake. Labeled as the trashiest hero in history, watch how Jay, the worst hero of all time with his cheat-like abilities, back-slaps the demon lords into dust, one-shots gods, and mockingly face-slaps the so-called ancient ones into oblivion. Well, you think I'm trash? Okay, let me just summon a star real quick to show you how pathetic and weak a trash like me can be.

On that day, I observed her approaching me with anticipation. A smile illuminated my face, but as she drew nearer, it became apparent that tears streamed down her cheeks. When she finally stood before me, her hand swiftly met my cheek with a resounding slap. Now I was confused. "You son of a fucking bitch!" she holds me by the collar, "I trusted you!" Tears slowly trickle down her cheeks, leaving glistening trails in their wake. "What did I do?" "You freaking ruined my life." What was she talking about?