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A man transmigrated as a side character in some lonely web novel that earn nothing more than some power stones and fake ahh.. reviews from the author's friend. He changes the fate of that side character, he refusing the offer of dark powers that the character was originally supposed to accept. After rejecting the dark power, the God of Fiction from the web novel departement appears and..... ***** [ Content Warning ] [ Comedy Ahh.. Romance ] [ Dirty Ahh... Jokes ] [ Cringe probability ] : 99.99%

Daniel thought he had it all figured out—the cold, the heat, the monsters. In his last life, he survived until the bitter end of a world gone mad, only to die betrayed by the people closest to him. His girlfriend. His cousin. A final knife to the heart... and a promise. If he got another chance, he’d never waste it on anyone again. Now, Daniel wakes up one month before the apocalypse begins. The world will soon plunge into three brutal periods: The Great Cold: A frozen wasteland that devours the unprepared.The Great Heat: Temperatures high enough to boil water under a blood-red moon.The Great Evolution: Civilization crumbles as mutated monsters rise, and superpowers awaken in the hands of a dangerous few. Armed with his inventory power—a limitless storage space—and knowledge of the future, Daniel is ready to hoard supplies, lock himself behind reinforced walls, and trust no one. Survival is the only goal. That’s the plan, at least, until the universe laughs in his face and gives him a system that can awaken superpowers. Just not for him. Only for others. Strong, dangerous, and often unhinged people will flock to him, drawn by something they don’t understand. And the catch? Those powers only unlock if Daniel sleeps with them. There's just one problem.  Daniel's pretty sick of relationships and all that. He'd much rather chill in his big ass mansion as the world turns to shit three times over.

“I will let you be on top from tonight, please don’t divorce me, darling!” ----- Evelyn’s fairytale life shattered when a stranger stormed in, claiming to be the real daughter of the Wright family with proof. Her enviable privileges? Stripped away. Her spotless reputation? Tarnished. Her four-year engagement? Abruptly annulled. But the worst betrayal came from her once-loving father, all set to marry her off to settle a business score—with a man twice her age! Everyone in the circle attended this scandalous wedding, eager to witness the downfall of the supposed fake heiress. Yet, the climax was not what even Evelyn had anticipated! Zevian Reign, the nation’s richest tycoon, known for being every woman’s fantasy and the nightmare of all his rivals, made a dramatic entrance. His arrival stunned the guests, but his brazen wish was even more startling! He casually demanded to replace the groom and marry the beautiful bride. No one dared to challenge, nor did anyone have the guts to disobey him. They were left with no choice but to watch the wedding unfold. And it was Evelyn’s time to smirk, for she was now the devil’s wife. And all those who had ruined her, they would pay back in tenfold! ++++ [Excerpt] "Why would I ditch my husband for a loser?" Evelyn chuckled, crossing her arms defiantly. "He is better than him in all the aspects." Her gaze drifted to her ex-fiancé nearby, and she continued with a smirk, "Actually, a lot better in bed." As Annabelle’s face flushed with disdain, Evelyn patted her back and leaned in to deliver another slap. "So, good luck with licking my leftovers, dear step-sister. He's a perfect match for you."

Qin Chuan descended from the mountain to cancel the engagement, which made the top-notch female CEO burst into tears. Looking at the sight of her fiancée's pitiable appearance… Break off the engagement? Who is going to break off the engagement? I am the Flower Guardian!

An Hao leaped, thinking she had died, but to her surprise, when she opened her eyes, she found herself back in the year 1985. To live a second life, did she have to endure the abuse of her stepmother and stepsister again, the dislike of her mother-in-law and disdain from her sister-in-law, and the betrayal of her best friend who bravely became the other woman just to slap her in the face and climb the social ladder? Was she supposed to end her miserable life in poverty again? An Hao's answer was, "Eat! Shit! No!" She was determined to make something of herself, to get rich by capitalizing on her knowledge and aim for a well-off life. This time around, she was going to be the protective big sister who reformed her worthless little brother who had died a wretched death, and the virtuous wife to make up for her past neglect of her husband! She wouldn't let this life go to waste in despair! A malicious best friend? Coveting her man? Not a chance! Go hang out wherever it's cool! Cough cough, how did she not realize in her past life that this "Stoic King of Hell" was so indecent. Decent? You've had your fill of decency during the day.

The Divine Doctor dominated the city, showing off and slapping faces, curing diseases and saving lives while making money. He was omnipotent, composing a life of supreme dominance.

# RELAXED Liu Qing is reborn and goes back two years in time. He starts his reborn life at the point of getting a breakup text message from his girlfriend. Previously, in that life, he dated his girlfriend for a few years, and used all the money he earned from being a security guard to support her and pay for her lifestyle and living expenses when she quit her own security guard job to go back to school. However, in the end, she looked down on him after she found an office job, then cheated on him and eventually left him for another man. To add insult to injury, in his desire to have a simple life with his girlfriend, he rejected the chance to reunite with his wealthy estranged mother and missed out on the opportunity to become a rich second generation. He was overwhelmed by immense grief after all that and fell into a deep depression that eventually destroyed him. In this life, Liu Qing is determined not to become a simp again, especially since he is being given another chance to change the path of his life. He says to her, “Let's come clean. Isn't it good to break up? I don't have to be your spare tire anymore. You can also live with your one true love. We would each get what we want.” Then he resigns from his security guard job to reunite with his mother. When everyone asks him why, he says, "Because I am going to inherit assets worth billions of dollars!"

My first novel yaey (⁠ﾉ⁠◕⁠ヮ⁠◕⁠)⁠ﾉ⁠*⁠.⁠✧ Guwuys I don't settle for 1.5k words per chapter but do tell me if I need to shorten them huhuwu Give this book a chance ples (⁠´⁠°̥̥̥̥̥̥̥̥⁠ω⁠°̥̥̥̥̥̥̥̥⁠｀⁠) ——— Furan Shi only wanted to be a cutie little princess. That's it. So when he died, nobody missed him. After his family and relatives, the next person to attend his funeral was his homeroom teacher and friends™, his murderer, and then a mysterious red-eyed crow. Said mysterious crow sucked his soul right out and offered him a better life than this. No, he still won't be a cutie princess, but he can be the next best thing after that. He was invited to transmigrate into different realities without any restrictions. It wasn't a Villain system, a Cannon fodder system... it doesn't belong to any category. Just experiencing the worlds should be enough to satisfy it. Furan Shi agreed with one condition. Filter: ‘Animal Characteristics’ System: Are you… sure about this? Furan Shi, pouting: Is that not possible..? System: … you're welcome to do as you like =͟͟͞͞(꒪ᗜ꒪‧̣̥̇) [Yes, this is a quick transmigration novel.] [Yes, all cutesy cutie pie bc I am sad.] [Yes, the host is always a demihuman, more often than not part animal haha.] [No, the host isn't always an animal demihuman.] [And no, this isn't necessarily about furries. Eh, but I'm open to negotiations.. ╮(. ❛ ᴗ ❛.)╭] I do apologize in advance. I can only offer a small, squishy Furan Shi with ears and tail(/s). Also, I'm trying my best to make this as light-themed as possible for people like me who just wanted to relax, aka not much brain games... ehe..

This is the story of a boy who transmigrates into the world of Blue Sky. This world has a different Hollywood and different rules. In 1992 where Hollywood's cultural output is too low that conservatism prevailed so that he has come with the task to change it all. His name was Sam Sammir but now he is known as Sam Sandles. This is not a quick story but a slow paced novel which also involves the protagonist's life. What to expect ;- Strong MC, Intelligent MC, No Face slapping at every turn, his growth journey and new movies different from the same hollywood repeated movies. My discord link:- https://discord.gg/FvYNdHCP

What happens when a fairly normal person is granted the ability to outspend even nations? A trillion is a thousand billion and a billion is a thousand million. How does one spend all that within a limited time? Or Am I destined to die? ... Note: this is my attempt at creating a face-slapping and urban money spender novel. However I would try to make all events progress as naturally as possible. ... If you do want to read ahead, you can do so on my patreon. @patreon.com/King_frosh

A world with magic, mythical creatures, mystical herbs, labyrinths, and treasures. A world where the strongest adventurers get to be the ones to enjoy fame and riches. A world where various rankings decide your worth. This is the world where Shye Crowley and his sister were born. As the children of two fairly known diamond-ranked adventurers, Shye and his sister, Maia, enjoyed a prosperous lifestyle. Unfortunately, after departing for a mithril-ranked quest in hopes of ranking up, their parents couldn’t return. Years passed and life went downhill fast for the siblings. Fortunately, a fateful encounter bestows him a system that could change their fate.

Setting: Substitute Heiress + Transmigrated Assassin + Flash Marriage + Cold CEO + Face-Slapping Revenge Li Xinyue thought she had left the world of betrayal and bloodshed behind, only to wake up in the body of a girl who’d lost everything. Cast aside by her adoptive family for the real heiress, Xinyue finds herself forced into an unwanted role—acting as a marriage substitute for the Zhangs. To protect their “perfect daughter,” they’ve asked Xinyue to marry a man with a dangerous reputation and a supposedly short life. As repayment for the years they "cared" for her, they’ve handed her off to this feared, dying CEO. But on the night of the wedding, Xinyue’s expectations are shattered. Her new husband isn’t the frail man she imagined. With intense eyes and a calm yet unnerving demeanor, he pins her with a smirk and warns, “Don’t think of running, Xinyue. You’re mine now.” The world may see her as a discarded, fake heiress. But no one knows the warrior she truly is. Now, Xinyue will play the Zhangs' game her way—striking back at everyone who betrayed her and proving she’s a force to be reckoned with.

Most would expect the daughter of the king of one of the four strongest nations in the Realm of the Angels to enjoy great luxury and power. While her Father may enjoy those things, that isn't the case for Rosemary. The hated daughter only manages to attract disdain from others in the royal court despite her gentle and kind nature. Rosemary was born with a weak body, preventing her from living up to the ideals of her father and his court. Such environment pushes Rose to attempting to end it all. But she is unable to do so as she recalls her older brother's love for her. As she drowns, she cries out for help. But no one is around. No one but a certain handsome man with eyes as cold as her father's.

Gu Xuan traveled through the fantasy world and worshipped the Holy Land of Absolute Beginning. He thought that he was going to rise, but who knew that the talent was mediocre, and that he could not make an inch after practicing for more than ten years. Just when he was about to be expelled from the Holy Land, he awakened the ability to view the script of his life. "I turned out to be a support role who was destined to be slapped in the face by the protagonist or become protagonist's little brother?" "And the little maid who brought me the foot wash was actually the reincarnation of the empress, and she also had the fate of a prosperous husband?" Gu Xuan was shocked. Along the way, he made good friends with the female empresses and various destiny heroines, and cut off the opportunity of many children of destiny secretly. Before he knew it, Gu Xuan had already stepped on the top of martial arts, turned his back to all living beings, and overlooked the heavens.

Leonard Dark Hart, a heartless billionaire witnessed the assassination of his parents when he was Ten. His already cold and distant nature escalated to being Ruthless,Rude, a manipulator and a murderer as well. He swore to protect his little sister from the cruelty of the world,but Alice Dark Hart sister of this ruthless billionaire falls in love with Japheth, a young handsome boy from the Brunlow family, the very family responsible for the death of Leon and Alice's parent. Who will make him understand love and the act of forgiveness? Who will make him understand his sister's undying love for Japheth? "I love him please try to understand" "I will never allow this relationship,apart from him being a member of that family,he is a nobody as well" "Was your wife a somebody?" "*Slap*"

A young man from a modern world is reincarnated into a mysterious fictional world. But, is this world really so simple? Is this world just a normal Cultivation world? Read the novel to find out the exciting adventure of Li Gang, as he uncovers the mystery behind his reincarnation, the reality of the world and how he overcomes various challenges and the schemes that he is unaware of. Warning: There will be little to no face slapping in this novel.

SSS rank talent? I can get 10,000 xp multiplier and convert them to upgrade my skills? Proficiency? Item Quality? Top ranker? Beat them up! Arrogant villains? Slap them to death! My Little Sister getting bullied in school? Destroy the school! In my eyes, you are just experience points to farm! Let's farm experience points!

A mysterious world where every human is given some special kind of glasses to wear the moment they are born, it's very normal among the mankind, everyone has to wear the glasses, the glasses feel divinely comfortable and beautiful, enough comfortable that the one who wears it refuses to take it off their whole life, it's so normal among people that whoever even gets the thought to taking the glasses off just forgets it and thinks "who am I to take them off while everyone wears it". Noone has ever dared to take the glasses off, some believe they would die if they took it off However this mankind is given a special name, "NESCIUS" But there are also people who think the glasses are some kind of prison to keep us away from seeing the reality, but not even them has the courage to take the glasses off, however theyre given a special name "FAMILIARIS" *(the glasses of FAMILIARIS are on the brink of breaking since they have alot of cracks on it creating an unsettling vision, they have the chance to see the world without the glasses from the little space where their glasses aren't intact but they're unable to, or are they scared to?)* Also Who would get the thought of taking off such normal thing off, and make yourself look weird, also they're super "comfortable" so, there probably crazy people right? Not all of em, the people who serve government don't have any glasses, instead they have some kind of special glass eyepatch on their left eye, bcz of this, among people it's considered an honor to work for the government and everyone wants to work for it but it's not easy to get a job for government In a world so imperfect as this, a child named "Kaduri Chazon" is born in the holy empire of "Nova Terra" where no FAMILIARI can be found, a FAMILIARI is considered  a bad omen and is said to be doomed for life in the empire of Nova Terra, same thoughts are of Kaduri and his family. But little did they knew Kaduri was gonna live up to his name - - - - - - - - - Awareness

Miles Bennett, a 19-year-old pizza delivery boy, happened to deliver a custom-made love pizza on Valentine's Day to a regal home. Little did he know, his girlfriend Hanna would open the door with an elderly man gripping her waist lovingly. "You are such worthless trash, Miles!" Heartbroken, a screen flashed before this young man. [You are now the host of the 10x Modern Money System] [Starting with $10,000,000,000] [10× multiplier on income] [10× rebate on expenses] [Ding!] [First Mission Assigned!] [Details: Your heartless, wicked boss is on the brink of bankruptcy] [Action: Face-slap your boss, buy, and grow his pizza company to surpass McDonald's] [Reward: $10,000 and a 12-hour limited 30× rebate on expenses.] Miles clenched his fist and nodded with determination. "All who have looked down on me will pay!"

Kris Valentine, a Marine who died in a mission, wakes up in a new world, inhabiting the body of a boy named Kris Blazewood. As he accepts his new life, he discovers the wonders of this new world. Scanning powerful Data Beast and becoming the best Data Trainer that ever was. Discovering new threats and protecting his new found life. Read on how Kris navigates the world full of monsters and Creatures. key note: System? Yes. Harem? maybe. World Building? Yes! OP MC? you tell me. Established Characters? Absolutely! Face-Slapping? Yeap! Sexy FMC? just read it :).

Lily marries Das who belong to criminal zone. To satisfy his mother-in-law's request of earning high salary, Das went to a job interview where a rich young lady requires a personal guard. But the story took a turn as the lady selected him and offered him a chance to practice magic by donating Infinity elixir. Get into the story to know how Das turned into master of elixirs and saved the rich heir who is also a woman and how rich heir's sister fell in love with Das. Promises: No NTR, Harem of 4-5 initially. But after entering the high planes, the number even I can't control. *I guarantee you, good face-slapping parts and stealing heroines from rich young masters. Discord Channel Link: https://discord.gg/nMYbb23h

'Why is my life full of drama, so now I can't even enter a restaurant and eat in peace' thought Emily before anyone could say anything Smack.....! A resounding slap was heard "Yay...!! Go Mummy!!!!" came an excited childish voice "That's what you get for meds with my Mom" Being a spy and later a young mistress in loveless marriage then a mother What does fate have installed for this couple plus a bonus(child) Read to find out.

When her father suddenly cuts off her college funds, rising fashion designer Loconda Toussaint sets off for Europe, determined to chase her dreams. Little does she know; her journey will plunge her into a shadowy world where elite fashion houses collide in a high stakes struggle for power.

Young girl gets kidnapped and sold off to a man's vicious hands

There are many stories of trashy young masters turning over a new leaf or getting face slapped to death by the protagonist, but what if a trashy young master gains a system and stay true to his ways? Then, you get this novel!!! Read at your own risk as you might die of laugher. Set in ancient china with wuxia and xianxia elements

Rezen suddenly found himself transmigrated in the parallel earth where magic is possible with the help of Mystic Gems. He was excited to reach the top when life slaps him hard and gave him the lowest level of talent Fortunately, Rezen activated his Farm System. So what if he does not have the talent for cultivation? His crops are more than enough to make up for the lack of talent!

Among the rich folks of Hua Nation, everyone knew that Qu Xiaowan, the rich daughter of the Qu family, had been in love with Yi Han for many years. Their families were on the same level, and the two of them grew up together. On the day of the wedding, the groom ran off! People either felt sorry for her or laughed at her. Qu Xiaowan, on the other hand, was elated! As long as she completed this wedding, she would no longer be forced to get married. It would be enough to answer to her grandfather. As for the groom who ran off? She could find another one! In less than one minute, Qu Xiaowan found another man after taking a turn around the corner. This man was extremely handsome. He had soft, fluffy ears, a large, fluffy tail, and big, sparkly eyes. He had a pitiful look in his eyes when he looked at Qu Xiaowan, who decided instantly that he was the one! After that, she convinced him to marry her and they went through with the wedding. It was all done! Just as Qu Xiaowan thought she could skip the wedding night, this person transformed. Upon waking up, Qu Xiaowan realized that the man who wouldn't leave her alone and kept hugging her and kissing her was actually the Prime Commander of Hua Nation! "It's time to flee!" Qu Xiaowan exclaimed. One month later, during the opening ceremony of the College of Hua Nation, Qu Xiaowan watched while a stern-looking commander dressed in a navy-blue military uniform was cordially invited onto the stage. She fell silent. "There's a story that someone convinced me to get married when I was feeling sad. She even said comforting words to me," Jing Yu said. "No idea. I've never heard it. It has to be a false rumor!" Qu Xiaowan uttered. A mini version of Jing Yu hopped forward. "Mommy, have you really not heard that story?" Qu Xiaowan was speechless.

Daniel transmigrated into a trash novel and became the first antagonist, Owen. Owen, despite being powerful and incredibly talented, was unfortunately a simp for the female lead and ended up with his soul annihilated. But Daniel is not going to let that happen! [Ding, congratulations to the host for awakening the Slacker System!] [As long as you do nothing and remain completely lazy, you can receive unlimited rewards!] I, Daniel, despise simps! Anyone who wants to be one can do so, but I will just be a slacker! [Ding, host is slacking off, received God-tier weapon — Celestial Staff!] [Ding, host is slacking off, received God-tier armor set — Angel Set!] [Ding, host is slacking off, received God-tier skill — Supreme Fusion!] Perfect, let's continue slacking off! [Ding, host is slacking off, received God-tier skill — Celestial Gardening!] [Ding, host is slacking off, received God-tier scroll — Modern Industry!] [Ding, host is slacking off, received God-tier book — Modern Medicine!] Wait, why the fuck are all these about? [Ding, congratulations to the host for reaching sage-tier level 9!] Very well, from now on, let me fix the plot of this novel. The story is just beginning!

In the apocalypse, Pei Yujang was the epitome of cold abstinence, known for being impartial and notoriously difficult to deal with. After sacrificing herself in battle, Pei Yujang transmigrated into a book, becoming the cannon fodder boss in a yuri novel. In the future, she would forcefully mark and humiliate the protagonist, only to be slapped in the face by the protagonist's rightful lover. System: "Your task is to play your role, get slapped in the face by the protagonist's true lover, and then exit to return to your original world! But don't let the protagonist's blackening value get too high. If it reaches 100%, she will trigger an apocalypse!" Transmigrated into a peaceful world and having read countless books, Pei Yujang was ready to lie low: "I get it, according to the usual plot, I just need to seriously play the villain and wait for the protagonist's rightful lover to realize her feelings and start the redemption arc." After reading the script, Pei Yujang learned two things: She wasn’t an Alpha and couldn’t mark the protagonist. The protagonist’s so-called rightful lover was a real piece of work. **** On a stormy night, a disheveled woman knocked on her door, and Pei Yujang found herself holding a soft, warm beauty in her arms. The protagonist, Yu Zhiwan, was drenched and her soft voice was like extinguished ashes, full of despair. [Please note: The cover is AI-generated and does not depict elements from the story] [This novel is translated, 5 chapters / day, CT: 铃舟]