Saitama Bang

If you had the opportunity to be granted one wish, what would your wish be? All humans on Planet New Earth were given such an opportunity. A translucent screen appeared in front of every human promising to grant any wish to the humans of new earth. You want to be a god?- Granted You want to be a devil?- Granted You want to have powers like Gojo or Naruto or Sasuke or Saitama or Goku?- Granted You want to be the richest man on the planet?- Granted You want the world to end?- Granted You want... Wait, what?!!! Granted?!!! Any wish a human wished for was granted to them!! And then it happened, the apocalypse!!! And our average MC, Corey Junior Zane, due to circumstances wished for wisdom, not just ordinary wisdom though. Unlimited Wisdom, Knowledge and Understanding. Would our MC be able to survive in such a dangerous world without having the ability to defend himself. Would he be able to survive in his school where the common enemies are Smileys? Read to find out! NOTE: There are some wishes that would not be granted like wishing everyone to die and some other things. Just read to find out more. You'll definitely enjoy it. *P.S: Cover Art was not made by me.* *ALSO, READ MY REVIEW BEFORE READING THE BOOK*

A man who was locked up to cultivate immortality finally achieved it, becoming immortal and reaching the very peak of existence. But to achieve immortality, he was forced to give up one thing he loved the most, and that was sex. He was a man whore before he was set on the path to cultivating immortality. He could seduce any woman during his time as a mortal. But now that he has achieved immortality and has omnipotent, he wants to go back to his old ways, finding pleasure in tasting different types of women. ______________________ A/N - This WN is focused on sex, there is a story but it is very slow, MC's focus will be on women since this is a sex story, as for the plot, it really doesn't matter, being omnipotent means no matter what the antagonists do, it is useless, but there will be something to look into when it comes to the plot as I don't want to make it boring to you readers. WARNING. This novel consists of extreme sexual content, for example, hardcore BDSM, sharing, public display, gang bang, corruption, manipulation, and every other kink that I want to put in. If you are uncomfortable with any of the following, do not read.

[IT'S NETORI, not the disgusting Netorare] COUGH Since our lazy author-nim is a bit... let's say, challenged in the synopsis-writing department, I'm stepping in. Sigh... now he's making me do his job too... X( Let's hope he can at least complete my story. Anyway, I'm Lucian, a 35-year-old guy with a rare disease that's cutting my time short. But here I am, working till my last breath sigh. *KNOCK* Oh, a guest! Gotta be quick—can't keep a lady waiting. So, after I kicked the bucket, I woke up in a body that kinda looked like mine but not really. Turns out, I'm on a flipped planet ruled by women. And guess what? I'm married to a cold and crazy ya#SPOILER#. My new mom? Total #SPOILER#. Then I *CENSORED* her right in *BEEP* of my new dad. To get stronger, I need to travel to #SPOILER#. Instead of a cool system, I got a useless b... *BANG* (gunshot). Due to health related issues, Lucian will be taking off, and the author will continue from here... "Kyaaa!! The patient died from a gunshot!" Don’t worry, Doc. He was on borrowed time anyway. So, let’s talk about what this story has. "B-But, he still had a few months to—" *BANG* So, here's what you can expect: Revenge, mystery, a bit of comedy, an overpowered MC (maybe), all the deredere, milfs a lot of them, wince... *COUGH*, hacking, a hero, a villain, manipulation, crime and a lot more. What you won’t find here: NTR, Yuri, a girlfriend, a job?, etc. Now, the serious stuff. This story aims to keep things light and happy but will have its fair share of sad and rage moments. Alright, that's it for now; I need to go, or we might actually lose our MC before the story even starts... For those who prefer to keep things PG, feel free to skip the R-18 chapters. We understand, really! And for those who pride themselves on being ‘Men of Culture,’ get ready to savor the spice. Bon appétit! --- **Bonus Chapter Alert!** Donate over two hundred power stones for an extra chapter, and four to five extra chapters for a super gift (if the story gets contracted). Discord link: https://discord.gg/BVFPqTGCg8

In the depths of a newborn universe, a cultivator takes advantage of the abundant energy to refine himself a treasure. But after 14 billion years of refining and quite a few more to go, he decides to entertain himself by releasing countless systems and watching how the creatures of this fledgling universe handle them. On Earth, a young man, lost and confused about what to do with his life, sits in a park and looks up at the night sky. A shooting star, a wish and a bang. When the boy finally wakes up he hears a sound, "assimilation complete. Launching System. Welcome to the Midnight Inn. Host Designation: The Innkeeper." Discord: https://discord.gg/yqCkHedcUP Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=61551387105778 Instagram: https://instagram.com/theinnkeepernovel?igshid=MzRlODBiNWFlZA==

Arya, a young man who lost his memory, never imagined himself becoming a warrior. However, the gods had other plans. Arya was destined to become the savior of Earth from the threat of the Demon race, who sought to turn the world into the center of their power. Armed with the Fire Dragon relic passed down from the Dragon realm, he embarks on a journey with Ratnasari to destroy the dark flow before confronting the Demon King. But what will become of his love story with Ratnasari? Will Arya remain loyal to one heart, or will another heart become his refuge?

[Congratulations to the host for awakening the Forgotten Gods' Legacy.] [Host’s Initial Power: Unseen Affinity—A connection so faint, it borders on nonexistent, offering little to no advantage in the coming war.] “This can’t be right. What kind of system is this if I’m barely more than an ordinary human?” Frustrated and on the verge of abandoning hope, Leo is ready to quit. But as he delves deeper into the forgotten myths, the world around him begins to change. Shadows stir in the corners of reality, and voices from long-lost deities whisper in his ear, revealing a truth hidden from mortal eyes. Leo’s seemingly worthless power is the key to something far more profound. The Forgotten Gods' Legacy isn’t about raw strength; it’s about unraveling the mysteries of ancient gods who have faded into obscurity. Each challenge he faces brings him closer to unlocking the true power within—a power that could either resurrect these gods or consign them to oblivion forever. In a world teetering on the edge of destruction, where forgotten deities vie for dominance, Leo’s journey will force him to confront the gods themselves, facing the ultimate choice: will he reignite their power, or let them fade into the abyss? His decision will shape the fate of both gods and humans alike. **"The Veil of Forgotten Gods"** is an epic tale of hidden power, forgotten deities, and the delicate balance between mortal and divine. For Leo, the path to victory isn’t just about gaining strength—it’s about discovering the secrets buried in the deepest shadows. ---

When the latest blockbuster, The Deficient Piece, inexplicably comes to life, the boundary between fiction and reality collapses. Bun Chokan, a home-loving man on the bangs of society, finds himself plunged into a ruthless universe governed by deadly riddles. As chaos engulfs those who don't understand the workings of this new world from the film, Bun proves to be the only one who can exploit the narrative subtleties of the script of this one. But will this unexpected gift be enough for him to survive and discover the truth? ------------------------------------- Coming : 12/26/2024

It's Richard Hannay, but five times the thrill. Dystopian society. A man called Occidereus slips by under whispers between unsuspecting public, but who is he? And where is he now? ~ Lives for tinkering and fooling around. Rarely is serious. Notable inventions: All-radar smartphones, invincible staffs, time machine...Kingston. Often the butt of Kingston's pranks. Only sane one in the group. Short temper. Wild de-weaponized fighting skills...Stalford. Quiet, his face often hidden behind bangs. Works into the night, crafting delicately balanced potions for when they're in a tuffle...David. Three extremely polarised brothers, united by only two things: Hubris and brotherhood. But is it enough to stop Occidereus from absolutely annihilating them all, more than certainly tantamount to the end of the universe?

After reincarnating eight times unsuccessfully due to a glitch in the netherworld, Jia Hao finally reincarnated in the world of Urban Fantasy, an eroge game that he played before. However, he realized the game was currently in the bad ending mode and he is powerless like a side character without any game system. Skinny dude who blackmails girls? Check! Fat Ugly Uncle who lusts after women? Check! Blonde haired delinquent whose eyes are covered with bangs? Check! As Jia Hao was wrecking his brain to how to change the plot, he found a mysterious pot that can take him into an ancient world, and the items he brought from the modern world transformed into heavenly treasures! " Now, you dare to gaze at my women? My dear wives! Beat him to death!" Jia Hao ordered as he leaned back on the chair like a salted fish.

Sophia Hart has suffered so long before she was granted death. But now she back. Back with a bang. Fake family, conspiracy...Pssh, I can handle them with my left pinky. Just let me earn some money for myself to spend it. "Here, take this card," a handsome man tried to handover black card. "Don't you know it's fun to spend your own money," Sophia smirked and ran off. He shook his head and followed her. Even if it was to carry her shopping bags, he would stay with her. A revenge drama of a young lady who didn't realise she is now doted.

please don't rate for my series just by reading the first few chapters if you are this fast to review then your wife might be sad in the bed because of your quick response this is for the people that would rate only reading the first and second chapters WARNING: RESTRICTED READ IT IF YOU ARE 18+ This novel contains exhibitionism, seduction, gender switching, netorare, netori, netorase and many other perverted things read it at your own risk and any words names are not represent real life people or place. Everything is just a story of imagination. “What the hell happened?” “Why am I in a women’s body?” “How can this great detective and treasure hunter like me be in the body of this weak woman?” “Xxxxxx what happened.” “Welcome to the PERVERTED CURSED SYSTEM’ player Lisa” This is a story of an abandoned princess Lisa with her loyal but dense knight Jonathan Mar that solves the strange situations of high complexity and hunts the magical beasts in the magical world to return back to her kingdom. But somehow she will always be banged by the criminals, witnesses, anyone and everyone that are involved and not involved in the case.

In a fantasy where zombies are prevalent, a group of misfits retaliates to revolutionize to free the kingdom from the zombie king; their journey takes an interesting turn after they meet a self-proclaimed legendary chef who might be hiding something.

Is the universe real? Is the earth real? Is everything around us real? Are we... real? Are we... truly alive? Every evening, the setting sun will set in the west. Just as every morning, the rising sun will rise in the east. Time always flows towards the future minute by minute, and what we experience will always become history minute by minute. ... Whether we are willing or not, everything in life, on the earth, and in the universe will always evolve towards the future regularly. But is the future an unknown evolution or has it already been set? Are people or things just moving along the set path? Even, at the moment when the big bang of the universe started from a singularity 13.8 billion years ago, was its ending already doomed? ... Seeing is believing. Perhaps the so-called truth in front of us is just a pre-set truth! Every minute and every second may just be countless fixed time-space slices, just spliced together under the operation of a pre-set logic. We, every person, every thing, or perhaps just countless code fragments under this extremely complex grand logic...

Opening his eyes, Victor was immediately confronted with the startling reality of his reincarnation into the very novel he once read. At first, he was ecstatic, cheering at the prospect of being free from the dull life on Earth. But as time passed, he realized that his role in the novel was that of a villain, not even the main one. Despair loomed, overshadowing him with the grim future of a tragic demise at the hands of the protagonist. Just when he plummeted to his lowest point, salvation arrived in the form of a system! [Congratulations to the host for binding the system] [Beginner rewards will be distributed] [Congratulations, you have obtained an S-Class Miracle Spirit!] [Congratulations, you have obtained the divine weapon: Ruyi Jingu Bang] [Congratulations, you have obtained the magical base: Sage Realm!] Just slumped, now seemingly invincible? [The system will provide you with options within its functions] Even a protagonist blessed by the heavens wouldn't stand a chance against him! ----- This novel won't feature brainless harem elements; I prefer strong female characters over damsels who constantly rely on princes for help.

Four Monster Girls living in Saitama, struggling as they must hide their true selves from Human society. Meet Mochizuki Haru, a Red Oni living with a Catgirl, a Harpy & a 1000 year old cosmic entity with the destructive capacity of a small star. While going about their lives a number of sinister forces lurking in the shadows pop out to cause strife, making them question their position amongst Humans

Seir had just made a pact with an Abyss Demon and was set for a restful sleep(before destroying the Imperial Palace in the Morning), when she was jolted awake with a bang and dragged from her cell. Now, she has to navigate as a hostage/slave/scout of the hero party while hiding her demons(literally)—all for an uncertain chance at reducing her sentence.

I want to tattoo my bangs

Duan Holster 24 tahun berambut hitam dan mata hitam seorang mahasiswa tingkat akhir yang tinggal bersama neneknya. Duan bekerja sebagai penjaga toko, setelah mengakhiri kelas, setiap siang hari hingga malam, Duan bekerja selama 10 jam. Pada suatu hari Sebuah serangan terjadi dalam serangan pada toko tempatnya bekerja, tiga perampok datang ke tokonya, satu dari jauh menodong pistol, dua orang mencoba mendekat dengan salah satunya membawa pisau. "Beri semuanya atau mati" Rampok meminta. "Tolong tenang, ambil saja ini semua". Sepertinya pekerjaan ku berakhir disini pikir Duan. Pria terakhir mencoba mengambil uang dalam penyimpanan. "Minggir jangan melakukan apapun" Pach!!, sebuah pukulan mendarat di pipi Duan dan Dia terlempar membenturkan kepala belakang mengenai meja kasir di belakangnya. 'Sial ambil saja tidak usah memukul' pikir Duan dalam benaknya. Duan berdiri dengan sedikit linglung, pria yang membawa pisau mencoba menusuknya, Duan menghindarinya ke kanan menyerempet lengan kirin, Duan memposisikan kaki kanannya ingin maju ke depan tapi merasakan bahaya, Dia melompat mundur dan dan suara bang bang kaca disamping Duan sebelum pecah. Duan dengan reflek langsung menunduk 'Sial kenapa bergerak sih' mereka waspada terhadap perlawanan Duan. Duan memberi sarat dengan mengangkat dua tangan keatas mencoba berdiri untuk menyerah tapi di abaikan oleh pria membawa pisau. Wuss wuss wuus, tiga tusukan yang cepat dilakukan ke arah dada nya. 'uhh!!!' tusuk terakhir mengenai ulu hati dan suara pistol meletus 'bang! bang!' peluru mengenai kepalanya dan Duan terjatuh terkapar dengan wajar menghadap lantai, darah mulai membanjiri area tersebut. Delapan detik sebelum kematian kenangan terlintas dalam pikirannya 'aku tidak memiliki banyak kenangan indah untuk dibawa mati' Dia yang di besarkan oleh neneknya saja yang tidak memiliki teman seorang pun karena terlalu lusuh. Setelah kegelapan pun datang di pikirannya dan Duan mati, setelah beberapa waktu berlalu, Dalam kegelapan Duan Merasakan hangat. Matanya terbuka!!!

Travis a 20 year old, just moved in with his new family. Only to find out, he banged his stepmother a few years ago!! Watch as the story unfolds, by reading this novel. NO NETORARE ONLY NETORI

50 plus years after the events of the deathly hallows, Angus Potter a descendent of Harry Potter is an American now living in Fort Worth Texas. He has retired from his military service in the magical world and is living as a Rancher and magic weapons smith. That all comes to an end one fateful night he hears loud banging at the front door of house.

"Hidupku sangatlah absurd. Banyak hal yang tidak ku sangka-sangka terjadi. Bahkan diri ku sampai terlibat dalam konflik besar dunia yang di rahasiakan. Aku bingung harus berbuat apa agar dapat lepas dari semua ini, aku kehilangan banyak orang-orang yang ku sayangi di depan mata ku. Tapi kali ini... aku lah yang akan mati bagi mereka, aku bersumpah!" V*** keluar dari bangunan untuk melihat apakah keadaan sudah membaik. Dia merasa ketakutan, kesedihan, kemarahan, dan kesendirian pada waktu yang sama secara tiba-tiba. V*** tersadar secara tiba-tiba karna teriakan histeris beberapa orang. Melihat ke depan, air mata berkeliaran dari mata nya seperti air terjun. "S****... Kau berjanji pada ku... Tapi kau malah mengingkari nya..." !UPDATE EVERY FRIDAY¡

He raised the barrel of the gun to his head and pulled the trigger. before he could even process the deafening bang of the gun, he lay dead in the instant. His eyes peeled open "H-Huh? What was that dream?" "..." "Well I guess it's a sign to finally commit to it" He mused to himself "BANG" Following the events of his dream, he'd resolve himself, and once again took his own life. But then, his eyes fluttered open. His trembling hand reached for his face, feeling the warm, steady stream of tears tracing down his cheeks. “I’m… crying?” Every time Exnil dies, he awakens 24 hours earlier—alive, tormented, and remembering everything. Is he dreaming? Cursed? Or is reality itself unraveling? S.A.G.E.—the System of Advanced Genetic Engineering—has catapulted humanity into god-like realms, humans manipulate the "God Particle." Blurring the lines between science and magic, Elements bend to human will. But traveling back in time? No, it was a realm humanity had yet to reach. "What's happening to me??? I'm not a clockwork magician, Hell, not even a grand clockwork magician can do this... I can't even use magic, how is this possible?"

Meet Lila Ignacio, certified bisexual. Ang babaeng katatapos lang mag move on sa kanyang Ex-Girlfriend na ngayon nga ay may asawa na at masayang masaya na sa kanyang binubuong pamilya. Nangako ito na magpapaka straight na at hinding hindi na muling makikipag relasyon sa kapwa nito babae. At pinili na lamang na panindigan ang kanyang naging nobyo ngayon na si Micheal. But suddenly, she will meet this girl again for the second time around. Ang best friend din ng kanyang best friend na si Alice. Ang babae na galing din sa kanyang nakaraan at konektado sa pagkawasak ng kanyang puso. Ang dati nito na kinaiinisan. At kahit kailan ay hindi nito naisip na pagtatagpuin silang muli ng tadhana. When their worlds collide again, bubuksan kaya nitong muli ang kanyang puso para sa bagong pag-ibig? Pero, paano naman ang nobyo nito? Hahayaan niya bang mahulog muli ang kanyang sarili sa taong wala namang kasiguraduhan kung sasaluhin ba siya nito o hindi? Tama ba na hayaan na lamang ni Lila ang kung ano mang naka tadhana para sa kanya?

“Get a box of cookies and some juice packs to my office immediately,” He said, not giving her time to respond before disconnecting the call. What did he take her for? His personal maid? Sure, she would get the box of cookies and juice for him, but he would regret it if he knew what was coming! Fueled by anger, Marie banged Ammon's door open, unaware of the current company with him. She assumed he was alone and was playing one of his stupid games. “Listen here, Ammon Delcano,” She started, noting the look of shock on his face, “Next time you want something done, do it yourself!” She spat at him and proceeded to open the juice box and pour it all over him. ******* Fueled by anger and unaware of the press, Marie goes off on the young, handsome and enigmatic billionaire Ammon Delcano in his office. To save her face, or so she thinks, Ammon Delcano unexpectedly declared her as his wife and her life is thrown into chaos.

A man used for a bizarre scenario. Alex Smith living his best- well more like average life, all of the sudden dies! Sent back into the past on accident by a higher dimensional being, as a science fair project. How far you might ask? Right before the universe had the big bang! Although he wasn't sent back with nothing.

"Any last wish, Wifey?" Angelina's vision was blurry from tears. She couldn't believe the man who is pointing his gun on her is none other than her husband. She didn't say anything instead she grabbed his hand and pointed the gun towards her abdomen. Xavier's smirk widen, he leaned closer to her face and kissed her forehead for the last time. "As you wish, Love" BANG!! Angelina's body jolted up and she clenched on his shirt tightly. She closed her eyes tightly because of the pain but soon she felt the blood between her thighs. She looked down and smiled weakly before leaning against his ear and whispered softly "Y-you ki...lled o-our b..a..by...." With that said she let go of his shirt and limply fell down on the ground.

(Tagalog Novel) What do you think of having a garden in front of your porch? I love sunflowers, roses and orchids but not much of daffodils, gumamelas and bongavillas. Ayyy!, anu bayan? Punyeta ka, di ka kasi tumitingin sa dinadaanan mo!, Hoy, ikaw, oo ikaw!, sigaw sa akin ng isang ale na nabangga ko dangan  kasi’y masyado ako’ng naaliw sa mga magagandang bulaklak na animo’ng nakaparada sa Dangwa. Sorry po, manang!, sabi ko humihiningi ng pasensiya at napatingin na parang sasabunutan ako ng ale. Anu’ng manang ka diyan, miss pa po ako no!, hay naku, mahuhuli ako sa trabaho ng dahil sa’yo, galit na sabi ng ale na dali-dali’ng sumakay sa jeepney at may pahabol pang matalim na titig na para bang napatay na niya ako kung di lang ako umilag. Haha!, joke lang!, Marami talaga dito’ng mainit ang ulo sa Manila, kapag namali ka lang ng galaw o kaya tatanga tanga ka, gud lak!, sampal or sabunot ang mapapala mo. Well, ‘di pa naman ako nasabunutan pero sa pagtitinda ng bulaklak dito ng sampung taon, sa palagay ko marami ang makaka relate sa akin.

Lin Bei travels through the world of One Punch Man, carrying the heavenly gift pack system with him. Zombie man: Why are you immortal? Are you also a guinea pig for the House of Evolution? Naruto Uzumaki: Nine Tails are obviously the plug-in my dad left for me, why do you have it too? Beast Kaido: Impossible, I am obviously the last true dragon in this world! Please when reading the story turn off your mind and enjoy if you do not understand some word skip them.