I Was Expecting Kenobi

If a man stays a virgin till 30, he will become a wizard. I read it somewhere. However, that made me wonder what I would be. A two-times witch? Grand Witch? In my 62 years of life on Earth, I only did something with a man in my imagination and in the 50 or so erotic novels I have written. It happened when I got excited while writing the latest chapter of one of them. I got a little too excited and brought out the biggest barbed one. It took my breath away. I had never thought about meeting God. But the voluptuous woman clad in white does look like a god who could tempt any man or woman to go to Hell. Well, my urges didn’t change even after death. Surprisingly, the god accepted, and was sent to a new world. Hence, here I am. A pampered daughter of a count who was about to be married to the duke of the empire. Why do all these characters and the history of this world sound so similar? And there are words floating in the air like a status prompt saying that I need to bear three children of the same man to move to the next world. Who should I choose? The crown prince Wank De Hardwand? Or the knight who would make a name for himself, Sir Vag Lickalot? [Warning: This story contains heavy R-18 sexual content, including pregnancy, futanari, futa on futa, Incest, breeding, age difference, beast kin sex and more stuff that is not acceptable for the real world. This is a fantasy story. Read at your own risk.] * 1st person Female MC **Schedule: 3-4 chapters (Every other day + opposite of the day of my other novel release) ***Patreon: patreon.com/PrimeSinner

A boy who believes Christmas is cursed for him. He faces rejection from girls when he confesses his feelings during the annual Christmas event and it's been a three years streak for him. But this year, a surprising twist awaits—one that will flip his life upside down.

What happens when a child is born to rule the gods? Well, nothing good happens. Turai was the prophesied child of the heavens. The child promised to the gods to deliver them from a curse. A curse that made them all female. The curse left behind by one they pushed to the edge who finally pushed back. Born with extraordinary magic abilities, Turai must navigate dark waters to grow into someone capable of rescuing the gods from their fate. However, when the time finally arrives for his saving, something else is revealed. Turai isn't just a child promised to save the gods. "My mother wasn't as I pictured her?" "Father's origin is unknown?" "I'm the master of all goddesses?" "Hehehe... Let's turn the heavens upside down!" ~~~~~~~ This book possesses just the right amount of steamy scenes necessary to spice things up. Lemons (check) Heavy duty (check) Cherries (check) Detroit Smashes (check) Bedroom Arts (Godlevel) ******* **Disclaimer!!** The cover is not mine. If it belongs to you and you want it taken down, drop a comment. Daily Update Schedule: >> 2 chapters a day

Junhwo, A Guy from a Laboratory of Gifted Kids that was harassed by Dotorre the head of the Laboratory. Junno made friends with the kids from the Lab as he met many more of Kids like him, he grew up seeking revenge to Dotorre.

All Kang Dae Rim knew in this world was her father, castle and forest. All her father said was that the outside world was dangerous for her and her brother

Luther was just a normal university student, until he was mistakenly beamed into an alien spaceship out of nowhere. ... Earth is on the verge of an apocalypse, on the precipice of destruction. Everyone has underestimated how close it is, and even if they knew, there's nothing they can do to save the planet. Only Luther, who has been abducted by aliens, has a chance of pulling the planet from total annihilation. But can he do it?

"I always thought that I'm useless as people always call me that. Even though I was not but hearing this word again and again, i also started to believe that I was useless. afterall one should not call you useless if you were not one, right?" "Hi , this is my story. a guy who just don't know what to do, but eventually have to do the things he didn't wish to do." "I am Rolex, and again this is my story."

A question that haunts me; "Why am I still alive, after everything I've been through and everything I've done?" But some questions are better left unanswered. And some secrets are best kept hidden. Join me on my journey to the final destination!

MC Rune Argentus wants to leave his village for a more exciting life as an adventurer, only things turn out a lot different than he thought they would. A power he shouldn't have, a bloodline hidden from him by his parents, and various women vying for his affection. Rune learns that not everything is as it seems as he's slowly dragged into an ancient conflict. Sexual Content warning: this novel contains content of the R-18 nature and might not be for everyone. All characters appearing in this novel are 18 years and over, despite what the text may say. I do not own the cover image. If you are the original artist and are unhappy then let me know and I will change it.

Norowareta-bi, watashi wa dēmonhantā ni narimashita / The day I was cursed, I became a demon hunter. The war between humans and demons of Satan, the lord of darkness, has been in the world for years. Kurobe Akatsuki, is almost killed for being weak and lacking in magic, in a battle. Satan chooses him and gives him a curse to survive. Kurobe must walk the path of mastering a great evil power that makes him powerful but in exchange for his humanity.

Zephyr just wanted a peaceful midnight stroll, but who could’ve predicted he’d end up being chased by a ghost truck and a giant spider the size of a bus? After escaping the truck in a park, he finds himself running through a forest, hunted by a monstrous creature, all while trying to wrap his head around the absurdity of it all. But of course, why not add a bit of dark humor while waiting to be eaten? It’s all just too ridiculous, but hey, at least he’ll have a great story to tell if he survives!

When I woke up, I was in the shape of a fish in the river. Why did I look like a fish, and who am I in the first place? While leaving only the memory of being human in the previous life and being puzzled by the loss of all memories of himself, the days of hunting for prey to live in the world to live have begun. And it seems that this small fish can become a dragon as it evolves. When I heard that from the skill of “voice of heaven” and had the purpose of living, I went to enjoy this world. This story is about a small fish aiming to become a dragon.

Stranded in the deep abyss. Himeya Shin, our main character trying to make his way to claim the role of protagonist in this story, "I never thought that I got a chance to reincarnated into this world…”

Rhea and Rohan have been married for five years, building a life filled with love, laughter, and adventure. However, new challenges arise when Rohan past love, Nisha, re-enters his life. As Rhea struggles to cope with the reappearance of her husband's former flame, she must confront her own insecurities and doubts

The world from a very long time has been a peaceful haven for many races to live in coexistence. The most dominating race among all of these races are the vampires and especially The Pure who are born vampires. But this story is about a Pure who got betrayed by his only best friend who showing himself as the Chosen One killed him and his family. But then in his final breath the dying Pure awakens a hidden potential in his blood which sends him back in time and thus starting his path of revenge against the so called Chosen Ones.

"Why aim for a world when I can conquer the entire universe?" Draco Valenstein was the kindest human alive, a young man full of ambitions. One day, by some unknown means, he died. Not knowing how or what happened, he was granted 3 wishes before transmigration. In such an unforgiving world brimming with powerhouses, kindness was a weakness. But for Draco, who had been reborn as a demon, such a past was long gone. Evil is the only way! ------------------------ Discord: https://discord.gg/WkPT4GXk2E Release Rate: 2-3 Chapters Every Day. The Cover is Mine & Original. ----------------- Author Offers(September-2024): You give: 150-400-800 Power Stones I Give: 1-2-4 Total Bonus Chapters. You give: 100-200-400 Golden Tickets. I Give: 1-2-4 Total Bonus Chapters. You give: Any SuperGift I Give: 3 Bonus Chapters Per. -----------------

Adelaine Hammond transmigrated inside her own unfinished novel. New identity, new world, new everything. She became Remillia Lockhart, a character she didn't know of. In simple terms, an extra. She became an extra in her own novel. She became a Hero, fighting monsters, making enemies, and also why is she having love interests?? However the novel she once wrote of is becoming different and more strange. The Monsters are more stronger, new enemies, series of events that she did not even write, and how come she's getting stronger than the original MC's? She must find a way to survive and get out of this damned novel.

Yoshihiro Takagi is a shut in who inherited his grandfather’s home and money. He loves to write a novel to pass his time, a novel called Grinfall. The novel takes place in the same world created by his grandfather, he was a novelist and manga author. One day when starting a new volume set after a time gap of 1000 years after his original setting, he writes a rather interesting line and somehow gets transported into another world. That world is none other than the one titled in front of his novels.

BEFORE READING! THIS NOVEL FOCUSES ON SMUT, WITH A SIDE DISH OF STORY, READ AT YOUR OWN VOLITION === Daan D. Dickenson, A 21 year old NEET, lives in a world full of Super Heroes and Villains, his childhood friend made a live for herself as a Heroine, and his MILF landlord has been pestering him to pay rent. One day, as he was walking through the local beach early in the morning, he spotted a drowning woman, when he tried to save her, the woman turned into a black goo and fused with him. Hours later, he woke up in his apartment, when he saw a system notification: [Congratulations! You have been chosen as one of the candidates for True Demon! You have been assigned the role: "Demon(Lust)", Good luck!]

About things that humans know but don't know

Darren's perfectly average life is about to come to a painful end... or is it?

Dalton's life takes a turn when he reconnects with Vanessa, a girl from his past who becomes the bright spot in his world. As they grow closer, Dalton navigates the challenges of love, family struggles, and his own insecurities. Through moments of joy and hardship, he learns that the journey to understanding himself is as important as the connections he forms. Beyond What Was is a powerful story of growth, self-discovery, and the enduring impact of those we let into our hearts.

Jason is the protaganist going on a journey of unknown. With the death of his brother Sam there was something unexplainable happening around him and before he could comprehend what was going on....it was too late

The story follows two loners, the pragmatic Hachiman Hikigaya and beautiful Yukino Yukinoshita, who despite their varying personalities and ideals, offer help and advice to others as part of their school's Service Club, assisted by the cheerful and friendly Yui Yuigahama. It largely depicts various social situations faced by teens in a high school setting and the psychology driving their interactions. But this story follows them into their 3rd year or after the anime ends

One curse, friends turned foes. Their fate rests on she who shall love one and on her love shall he rise again to seek revenge on what he had Lost.