Joe Garrison Punisher

No Plot Man: The Novel Meet Joe Average—except he’s not average at all. He’s the hero of a story with literally no plot. One day he’s fighting mutant squirrels for the last bag of chips; the next, he’s helping a talking cactus overthrow a penguin mafia. Armed with bad luck, worse timing, and a complete lack of sense, Joe stumbles through chaotic adventures that only exist because someone hit the “randomize” button too hard. Will he save the world? Who knows? Will it make sense? Absolutely not. No Plot Man: Because why have structure when you can have… whatever this is?

Little Joe In the enchanting kingdom of Tallindorie, Little Joe is a spirited boy from a humble farming family, living a life of simplicity and joy. Despite facing rejection due to his modest background, he remains blissfully unaware of the harsh realities of life. His days are filled with secret training sessions with his father, indulging in hearty meals, and earnestly trying to make friends. But everything changes after a fateful encounter at school. When Joe bravely saves the teenage children of a powerful baron, he not only earns their friendship but also receives a mysterious gift that alters the course of his life. Later, after much suffering, fate thrusts Joe into the spotlight, drawing the attention of the lords from neighboring cities who see in him the potential to become a local defender. However, Joe’s dreams reach far beyond the accolades of knighthood. He aspires to be a true hero, someone who can make his parents proud, uplift his small town of Dhaubania, and stand against the corruption and injustices that plague the nobility in the kingdom of Tallindorie. Meanwhile, in the real world, Lowo N'air, a young orphan, is caught in the web of two scientists with dark ambitions. One is a pharmaceutical magnate seeking the perfect herb to create an innovative medicine, while the other is a portal technology developer searching for new worlds to conquer. Both seek the power to reshape reality, but their pursuits risk plunging the world into chaos. Fate takes an unexpected twist with the arrival of SIME, a System of Intelligent Multiple Choices. Due to a critical error, the system distorts the characters' desires in unimaginable ways. Little Joe, who once dreamed of becoming the greatest fighter, finds himself connected to a bugged system that strips him of all his abilities, leaving him at the lowest level of degradation, and only grants him insanely useless skills as rewards. As if that weren't enough, Joe also suffers from the bizarre ability to lay golden eggs—a power that brings him wealth but at the cost of his dignity. On the other hand, Lowo N'air, who longed for riches, is granted the potential to become a formidable warrior. Realizing they belong to different worlds yet are connected by shared technology, Joe and Lowo N'air become disillusioned with the absurd swap of their dreams. United in their frustration, Joe resolves to challenge and modify the very System that altered his destiny, while Lowo rebels, believing that no one should have the power to dictate their dreams.

Well, it seems that my previous synopsis wasn't very clear, but the story goes like this: the protagonist, a normal guy, dies, screws up in front of a goddess, as punishment she reincarnates him as a woman, and after a few years, thanks to a method she found, he can become a man again, but only temporarily. Well, that's all. Will the protagonist be able to satisfy his never-ending desire, the reason for his punishment? We'll find out. "As for genres, there's a little bit of everything: harem, romance, comedy, yandere, yuri, lolis, MILFs, elves, beastwomen, demonesses, dragonesses, giantesses, priestesses, androids, oyakodon, group action, netori, a bit of SM, and more. If it catches your interest, great!! plus here's the original synopsis for you.”>>> “Wait, you turned me into a woman just because I imagined that? I didn’t know you could read minds, that’s not fair!” (He had defiled her in his imagination in five different ways, each worse than the last). After his death, a goddess reincarnated him in another world. But his uncontrollable lust angered the deity, who decided to punish him by turning him into a woman. “Stop... don’t make that choice,” sounded an old voice But, through an encounter beyond the realm of possibility, he learns the truth about his situation: this world is not the fantasy he thought it to be. It can become brutal if neglected. He also discovers a method to transform back into a man. Now, determined to conquer this new life and a battle for power in which even the gods are involved, he seeks revenge against a fate that now only exists in his memories. begins to carve out her own path in this new reality, a second chance created by those who sacrificed far more than she could have ever imagined.

Alan was an unlucky boy who wanted to reach the peak of power but couldn't because of his weak soul. One night changed everything for him When he was on the verge of dying he awakened his beautiful system and started giving him tasks with weird punishment. Task 1: Do 10000 kicks for [strength+5]. Task 2: Run 10 km for [stamina+3]. If you fail to complete the task, the punishment is to run naked. "what the fuck?" [And a surprise for you my dear user] [you have two beautiful wives waiting for you at home] "Now, where the hell wives came from?"

Fame. Money. Love. All of this, Joe had for eighteen years, of his life. Until a tragic accident happened before the peak of his football career. Which destroyed it in only a few seconds. When everyone loved him, they left him alone, broken in a hospital bed. Before he could come back, he lost the last members of his family. Then his former club comes with allegations, of a broken contract from his fault, and he lost all the earned money. He was left, with nothing. For eight years, he lived from day to day studying, working, having rehabilitation for his injured knee. As they say, what one time is taken, is given back. As he accidentally becomes secretary of Megan Clark by everyone called Empress. His life changed drastically after it. He found love in his boss, who first say these words to him. ‘Secretary of the Empress’ is a story about love, which slowly grows in the main characters. Because of many things which they will meet in their journey of revenge and protecting each other. -------------------- While now great view on sky and city below show up, boss turned to me, and when she looked at my eyes, she said: “Joe, I have something to tell you.” “Yes, boss,” I said while looking at her eyes, and when she walked closer to me, we looked at each other eyes. She said, “I like you.” While hearing her words, I had no answer for this, and while I looked at her, I asked, “excuse me?” “I love you, I want you to be my boyfriend,” she said, and while I looked at her, I couldn’t believe that this has happened, and while my mind still processed her words, she looked at me, and then she said, “so what is your answer?” ------------------------- Daily upload at 8:30 and 18:00(server time) The cover is not mine.

She was reborn back to 11 years ago, when everything was fine, her family was still alive and she had not experienced the pain of destruction. Since she had the chance to restart, she decided to seek revenge on those who had hurt her! She would also leverage her knowledge and strength to lead her family to a prosperous life. However, she has a regret: despite being reborn, she still ended up marrying him, a man who was difficult to approach...

A magical 'Universal Toolbox' led Joe Ga into the arms industry. The complex and unpredictable nature of the world caused Joe Ga to gradually change his goals... "Sir, how did you end up here?" "I don't know, I just wanted to make some money at first, buy a house, marry a wife. But slowly, as more and more people appeared around me, my goals started to change." "So what are your goals now?" "Now, I just want to retire peacefully with my guys, really!"

When you commit a crime you are punished by a king. But what if king commits a crime. Then he is cursed. A young historian Riya researches one such cursed king. She is joined by Vikram a realtor. They both are faulted hence become friends. As they fall in love a doom works hard to seperate them. Can they rewrite their destiny. In my Devil's Arms

INTRO: It is the story of Joe Van der Black, who has turned 18 and must take the reins of the Kardash clan. Is netory, Bro. Sorry, I don't like Netorare. ⚠️ You have been warned, this is no joke and, by the way, we will see each other in hell. DISCLEIMER: This novel is a product of my imagination with a surreal plot and should be treated as such, where each and every one of the characters is 18 years old or older and any act is previously consented, that's what the characters told me. Even if they say otherwise, it's all part of the story and their performance.

Her life is like a nightmare. At a young age, she had to sit behind bars, accused of murdering his lover. A life sentence destroyed her future. However, behind bars, she finds the strength to survive and a surprising truth. An unexpected incident reunites her with the figure who was the mastermind behind her punishment.

Aric never wanted to be a hero, let alone the bearer of a cursed sword. But after a series of unfortunate events and some questionable decisions, he finds himself on the run from ancient powers, mercenaries, and a kingdom that would rather see him disappear. With him is his unlikely companion, a mischievous shadow fox known for weaving illusions and bending reality. Joined by a reluctant mage with a shady past and a knight whose moral compass wavers, Aric must survive one misadventure after another. As they uncover hidden truths and forge unexpected alliances, they’re forced to confront enemies and choices far beyond what they bargained for. In a world where fate laughs at the unworthy, can Aric outwit the destiny he never asked for, with only a cursed blade and a cunning fox by his side?

Due to her family's worsening financial situation and the need to pay off her late father's debts, Isabella Quinn was forced to agree to a marriage proposal offered by Juliana Brown, to marry her son, Hunter William Brown, who had disabilities including paralysis and impotence. At that time, she had a boyfriend, Joe Fernando. However, she convinced Joe that the marriage was only temporary and that one day they would be together again. But when the marriage took place, Isabella was shocked to discover that Hunter was not as afflicted as she had thought. This fact left her feeling trapped, confused, and lacking the courage to tell either Joe or Juliana. What did she find out? Was it something that could make her fall in love with Hunter? Or the opposite? And what about Joe, who remained loyal while waiting for her?

Zane Cole is an average Joe working in a customer service call center for rental cars, one day he was zoning off while crossing the road and out of nowhere a truck lost control and struck him, sending him on his way to the afterlife, or so he thought. Follow Zane or Ominous as he is called in his new-found life as he struggles to survive in the abyss. NOTICE : I hope you like this book, if you have any comment or wish to communicate with me do not shy away from commenting. --------------------------------------------------- You can have a peak at what some characters look like in one of my comments below --------------------------------------------------- patreon.com/AtlasWolf381

Angelica wishes to be a fighter like her older brothers, yet her mother forbids it, forcing her to instead perform and learn activities and mannerisms fit for a princess, so she can be next in line for the throne as queen. Refusing is not an option for her, not unless she is punished for being disobedient.

in a world crying out for justice , the 100,000 year dormant soul of astralux, the God of rules, the punisher and law maker awakens to reimpose law and order on a world gone astray . known as the star king , this ancient deity essence now sleeps within lin Xiao, a young man of fifteen years whose life is full of problems and complications. born at the auspicious moment when sunset met moonrise. Lin Xiao's fate is intertwined with the divine soul that once made gods afraid of being gods . As the unwitting wielder of the law god's final fragment, he embarks on a treacherous journey full of trials and relevations . However, his path is soon marred by turmoil when his best friend and sworn sister accuses him of impregnating her but is it a lie or truth ? and what curse is stealing his qi continuously

A book containing various short stories about the Gods and Goddesses of my stories.

Ethan Granger, a modern-day man, is suddenly transported into a Victorian-era world. Upon waking, he discovers that he has taken over the body of Elias Darnell, a poor, orphaned teenage boy living in a bleak, impoverished neighborhood. As Ethan grapples with his new life, something far darker and far more powerful emerges within him. He begins to experience strange powers—enhanced strength, speed, and a thirst for blood. At first, he brushes it off as a side effect of his transmigration, but the truth soon becomes undeniable: Ethan is not just any vampire—he is the first vampire, cursed by God Himself as punishment for an ancient, unfathomable sin. Elias Darnell is no ordinary boy; his body is the vessel for a divine punishment that dates back to the beginning of time. Ethan’s transformation is not merely the result of magic or a random accident—it is the curse of the first vampire, and his existence is a cosmic punishment for a sin so great that it defied the laws of both man and God.

At eighteen years old, she was thrown into the deepest level of hell, even though she was there already. Receiving a mysterious system that assigned seemingly harmless missions of taking out the evils of humanity, her righteous tasks ended the suffering of others but instead confined her to a life of death and madness. She wallowed in the shadowy abyss, where she withered gradually in the darkness. A frightening past hunts her as she searches for clues related to that incident. In doing so, she sunk deeper and deeper into the abyss. However, just when she was about to lose herself completely, she found her light. A bright light that appeared out of the blue and guided her out of the deep ocean of red. Now her damned soul has a bit of white, but more so red. Her hands might be stained with blood but, she would give everything to protect her light. Including herself. FL: Child, don't worry. I'll take care of everything. Just do what you want, and I'll settle the aftermath. She said with a solemn expression. ML: Ah, my little professor. First, take your hand out of the cookie jar. But since you said so, you have to remember your words. I can do anything, right? He says from behind her, his breath fanning against her ear. FL: of course. She agreed instantly. Unaware of the dangers ahead. ML: He-he. Alright~ This is a work of fiction from the author's imagination. Any resemblance to any real-life events without fore mentioning is purely coincidental. I do not own the book cover. Discord:- https://discord.gg/mk9kTgPU8M If you like this book, want to support the author or read more chapters, please do so on patreon. Patreon:- https://www.patreon.com/beautifulscarlet

After dying early due to the Reaper making a mistake, Milaina is then sent to another world as an apology. But due to an error in the reincarnation process, she becomes a wandering spirit that can turn physical.

Tanya was a high schooler when she had her first official criminal charge, for misdemeanor. The ones before then didn’t matter as they were all ’small’ cases that could end with several hits, a detention or general punishment – grounding. But none of them held an official punishment, not like a criminal record and for someone like Tanya, who adored and reveled in the glory of being a nuisance to her family and society at large,this meant an upgrade and a new start in life from a nuisance to a miscreant. Soon, she will realize that there was so much a life like that could offer her; capital punishment, death. She had to lose a life and her loving family to make her realize that she was nothing but a useless stain and burden on her family, emotional, financial and physical wise. Swearing to take care of her family if given a second chance in an emotional outburst, Tanya wakes up fifteen years prior to her death at the apex of her first mistake. With the advantage of a previous life, Tanya does everything to become a better person to her family and siblings, all the while guiding her heart and mind from the handsome temptations that stood to offer nothing but heartbreak and toxicity in a bid to remain disciplined and prevent past errors and mistakes. Will she be successful or will history repeat itself and render her efforts hopeless to her dismay? Join Tanya on her quest to learn how to live a resplendent new life in a bland but fashionable manner.

“Divorce? Divorce?” Camilla brokenly asked her Husband. She couldn't believe what she heard. “Yes, I think we should just get a divorce.” Caesar barked. Camilla Garrison was betrayed by her fiance, by sleeping with her step sister. That wasn't enough; she was also chased out from the house her maternal grandfather left for her and was tricked by her blood brother and father to sign her company in their name. Devastated and heartbroken, she left the country with the help of a friend, where she will change her name to Phoenix Gilbert and get married to her ex fiance Trillionaire uncle just to get revenge. After Camilla had over a quarter of her problem, a found secret would destroy everything. She also have a lot of enemies to overcome. Dive into this story and see how Camilla did all this. What would be Caesar's reaction when he found out Camilla had lied about herself? What would also happen when he found out his wife was his nephew's ex? Her Ex-fiance also wanted to win her back

What!?! I Became a Male Gong with a Peach Blossom Face! Alternatively, how I transmigrated into a fairy immortal. Being on top of everything in her life, her classes, her relationships and her job she has to now deal with drama and romance. Can she survive this world that is keen on punishing her for breaking it? Started April 6, 2024

It is a coming-of-age tale exploring themes of trauma, friendship, and self-discovery. Ronin, a troubled teenager struggling with substance abuse and the loneliness he hides, from others when he forms a deep bond with Wren, a young girl dealing with a traumatic family situation. Together, they navigate the challenges of their lives, supported by their friend Percy. As they grapple with their demons and the complexities of their relationships, Percy guides Ronin and Wren as they both discover the power of faith and the importance of human connection.

I always had fun killing off characters in my stories – especially the extras who barely mattered. But now, I’m stuck living in the world I created, and the system has one twisted rule: I can’t meet the protagonist or any key characters until I save everyone I’ve already killed. That means I’m collecting the very extras I once tossed aside. To survive the brutal scenarios ahead, I’ll need their help. But befriending them? Turns out, some of these extras are downright lunatics – and that’s a challenge I never saw coming.

This novel is entirely a work of fiction. The names, characters, incidents, history, future, present, the history of kings, princesses, princes, labors, exportation, orders, punishment, and everything portrayed in it are the work of the author's imagination. The real history...

In the world of magic, There are 6 representative realms that the great god of creation, Arborea, Has created but chaos still pursues its way to destroy its peace The realm of the punished was having a catastrophic event that continued to grow bigger consuming other realms in the process, Releasing the Acheronians who were sealed in the Realm of the punished to create havoc As the chaos started to become worse than it already had been, The two gods, Nyx and Lux, finally paid attention to the upcoming catastrophe. The gods selected 7 heroes to convince the other gods to take part or become stronger to defeat the forthcoming danger With the Acheronians already seizing control of the Realm of the punished they have started to make a march and take control of the other realms Will our seven brave heroes be able to relay the message faster than the Acheronians taking over the realms? Read here to find out

Prepare to be swept away by Anna's story! She thought she was living in a fairytale romance, but little did she know that her beloved was subjecting her to unspeakable physical and mental torture. But Anna is not one to sit back and take it. She takes matters into her own hands and dishes out the justice her tormentor deserves - with no mercy. As the story unfolds, you'll be on the edge of your seat wondering: will Anna overcome the trauma inflicted upon her? Will she be able to control her powers and dark tendencies? And will she find the true love that she deserves? It is a story of heartbreak, redemption, and revenge that you won't want to miss!

After Joe Cameron dies, he wakes up in a place he can't understand. He's given a Divine System and sent on a big adventure to make a new world. With these powers, Joe crafts humanity, molds the earth, and forges the heavens above. But while he's making everything, there are problems that threaten his god-like status. Follow Joe on a huge journey of making life, facing death, and trying to figure out why he's here in "What I become A God?."