Spongebob Yells At Squidward To Get A Job

A world with magic, mythical creatures, mystical herbs, labyrinths, and treasures. A world where the strongest adventurers get to be the ones to enjoy fame and riches. A world where various rankings decide your worth. This is the world where Shye Crowley and his sister were born. As the children of two fairly known diamond-ranked adventurers, Shye and his sister, Maia, enjoyed a prosperous lifestyle. Unfortunately, after departing for a mithril-ranked quest in hopes of ranking up, their parents couldn’t return. Years passed and life went downhill fast for the siblings. Fortunately, a fateful encounter bestows him a system that could change their fate.

Nas falas originais do romance, eu era uma vilã – usada como instrumento político por meu pai e meu irmão mais velho – que acabou morrendo nas mãos de meu futuro marido. Para salvar seu reino, meu pai implorou desesperadamente ao meu quinto noivo que me casasse. O problema é que o homem com quem devo me casar, o lendário cavaleiro do Norte, é o mesmo homem que acabará assassinando a mim e a toda a minha família. Tenho que encontrar uma maneira de sobreviver. Dentro do próprio romance, há muitos desafios assustadores pela frente: tenho que encontrar uma maneira de salvar a irmã mais nova do meu marido, conquistar o meu marido de coração frio e ganhar o apoio do povo do Norte, todos os quais atualmente Me despreza. "Eu estou apaixonado por você!" Então, por favor, não me mate!

Miyagi Kyo, a 30-year-old virgin, saves a child from a truck and wins the goddess's favor. Reborn as a dashing high school student in a world with a staggering 1:30 male to female ratio, he is suddenly surrounded by stunning girls—his blonde yankee neighbor, the diligent class president, and more. With a heart full of excitement, Miyagi dives into his exhilarating second life! _____________________________________________________________ Gain access to more chapters and help me purchase more character pictures by supporting my Patreon! p@treon.c0m/AlwaysWantedSupport

Ben is in 11th grade. He wishes his last two years go by fast so he could go to college. He's from a rich family, they own the boarding school. I mean that would explain why his family insisted he stays at the apartment in the boarding ever since he was a junior. His family insisted because....... Well Ben doesn't know why but he knows some other things. Ben knew he doesn't do well around extroverts. He knew he tends to be quiet most of the time. He knew he sucked at keeping friends. His only friend since his five years in the school was his cousin.....in another school. Ben knew his only chance at his first relationship in school just flew out the window. Being one of the eight gays in his school, he knew his first relationship would be in college. He has accepted that fact. Ben doesn't know why Chloe, the girlfriend of one of the popular boys in school wants to be his friend. And Chloe has a big friend group! A group full of extroverts and that one guy nicknamed 'Four words'.

Elysia was betrayed by her stepmother and stepsister, who sent her to the notorious warlord, Thane, instead of her stepsister. This was a carefully orchestrated plan of her family. "Hate me all you want," He murmured, "but don’t think for a second that you can ignore me." Trapped in his dark world, she braces herself for the worst. Even the whole city held its breath for her downfall, but they only watched as she became the light of his life. [WARNING: MATURE CONTENT]

Right in the middle of the 21st century One world gets a mysterious blessing, namely the job system, the job system is arranged according to each person's dreams, usually the job system will be obtained when they are 11 years old, there are lots of jobs that can be obtained, especially according to their respective fields, but there is something strange about Glenn, who is 16 years old, he doesn't get the job system, this is probably because Glenn doesn't have any dreams at all, he just wants to continue living, maybe that's his dream, but when suddenly the world starts to become chaotic, system damage appears which causes riots, where many strange jobs appear, such as wizards and others, some of the group are unjust people. Very evil at that time, normal jobs were no longer needed. Everyone was treated like animals, including Glenn, who didn't have a job at all. When chaos struck, Glenn was attacked using a crowbars, he almost died, but fortunately he was still alive. This incident caused a strange case. Glenn suddenly got a job system, but it wasn't just ordinary, he got a jobmania system.

He was the crown of the most feared mafia organization. Having his parents killed at young age, he was left alone to inherit the legacy left behind, that was being the mafia lord. Having only ambition to avenge his parents, in his journey enters a girl who is mysterious yet sweet, kind yet mischievous. Slowly, she made her way to his cold heart, warming it, but the truth about past and in the process of his revenge, he lost her. After her departure, he lived alone for many years blaming himself.But one day he came across a girl with same face, same personality but completely different identity. In her presence, his once dead heart started beating again. Is this sin, falling for another girl despite promising his beloved a lifetime or a sign to indicate, it is not just anyone but her.

Abducted and forced into the world of human trafficking, Lucky endures the worst of the worst as a high-end plaything for the worst of the wealthy. One fateful night, she discovers something about herself that gives her hope, a chance to escape from the hell she lives in. With escape, Lucky experiences a life changing chance encounter, a kind of anonymous celebrity she never anticipated, and a very unexpected new identity. Fate is leading her down a path, one that leads her to realize that escaping alone was not enough. To truly be free, she will have to uncover her roots, and the secrets entangled within them. Claws will scratch far past the surface, digging deep into a web of deception and evil that threatens her very life and the lives of those she loves. What happens when this beautiful young woman, once a terrified victim, realizes that she is more powerful than she could ever have imagined? Now that she is surrounded by love and laughter, can she defeat the dark forces aligning against her? Will she find the courage to face the trauma of her past and free those still shackled to what she once accepted as her fate? Content Warning: ADULTS ONLY! This book contains some dark themes relating to the crime of human trafficking, forced sexual encounters, physical and emotional abuse, and violence. It is intended for a mature audience. Some content may be upsetting to survivors of sexual assault and abuse. Beware of two labrador retrievers that are very good at stealing hearts and treats! I am doing a major edit on this book and adding new chapters daily. The basic story has not changed, I am correcting spell check errors and such. I have also made some minor changes within the story itself, which I believe have improved the logical flow of the story and enhanced character development. 03/05/2025

In the year 2025, Ankush Halder, a struggling mechanical engineering student at Jadavpur University, finds himself at a crossroads. With three backlogs and placement season looming, his future looks bleak. But when he wakes up one morning, he is no longer in the world he once knew. Instead, he has transmigrated five years into the past, to a version of Earth where the world underwent a monumental shift in 1950—an interdimensional invasion that expanded the planet 100 times in size, dividing nations with ferocious monster-infested forests and forcing humanity into an era of magic, dungeons, and awakened abilities. Now an 18-year-old high school student in this altered timeline, Ankush must navigate a society where power is everything, and one’s talent and attributes determine their fate. With the Awakening Exam as the first major hurdle, he quickly realizes the fundamental shift in human intelligence and education. The system that once rewarded hard work is now rigged against the weak, with the wealthy hoarding resources, attribute-enhancing fruits, and talents to dominate the playing field. Armed with the knowledge of his previous life and an engineer’s analytical mind, Ankush refuses to be just another powerless commoner. In the Pre-Awakening Exam, he surpasses all limits, answering 600 questions—an unheard-of feat—but is expelled before anyone learns of his achievement. Branded as an average failure, he now enters the Awakening Dungeon, where he must forge his own path, unlock his true profession, and rise beyond the limitations of the system itself. Will his knowledge from modern engineering and science give him an edge in this magic-infused world? Can he survive in a world where power is dictated by talent and bloodline? In a world where monsters, dungeons, and professions determine one's fate, Ankush Halder is ready to change the game.

An unexpected little life forced the two business rivals to get married. On the day of the grand wedding, he flew to Paris to seek forgiveness from his beloved woman, leaving her alone at the wedding, suffering embarrassment. After five years of marriage, he had affairs outside, but she ignored them. He made sarcastic remarks, but she seemed to be deaf to them. She was too proud to beg humbly, but she believed that time could change his mind about her! Until... "Su Nuan is back, we are getting divorced." He was so cold and ruthless that it was outrageous. She felt heartbroken but just covered her daughter's ears quietly. "Mom, if I am a little more obedient, will Dad not leave me?" Watching him slam the door and leave, Hearing her daughter's tender voice finally broke her strong disguise. She hugged her tremblingly, and her eyes were blurred. "Mom, I want to see Dad." In the operating room, her daughter was dying and whispering for her father. She pulled his phone with tears in her eyes... "Gu Zekai..." "Xuanxuan is about to prepare for surgery. I don't have time to talk nonsense with you." She was interrupted as soon as she opened her mouth, and the call was quickly cut off. When she pulled it again, it was turned off. Gu Zekai, for the son of that woman, you don't even want your own flesh and blood? Lin Shengxia's love for Gu Zekai was exhausted in endless pain! Finally, all the grievances turned into a faint sentence-"let's get divorce!"

Luna Lethal, a name synonymous with fear and power, ruled both the underworld and the elite circles of society. Orphaned young, she rose through treachery to become a master of manipulation and skill. Yet, her reign ended in betrayal—a laboratory explosion claimed her life. To the world, her death was a tragedy; to her enemies, a cause for celebration. But Luna awakens in the body of Aurora Smith, a neglected and ridiculed child despised by her adoptive family. Stripped of her former strength but not her will, Luna faces a choice: seek revenge for Aurora’s mistreatment or forge a new path. As her sharp mind and unyielding spirit transform Aurora’s life, shadows of Luna’s past resurface. Loyal followers sense her presence, while old enemies seek to destroy her again. Torn between vengeance and a fresh start, Luna must confront her identity. Is she still the Devil of the underworld, or can she find peace in a second chance at life? *****This book contains graphic violence, explicit sexual content, and mature themes that may be disturbing to some readers. It is intended for adult audiences (18+) only.****** ****Discretion is strongly advised.****

Deng Shirong was reborn, waking up in the summer of 1980. In his past life, he had foolishly trusted a matchmaker’s words, only to see his children’s marriages turn into disasters. His two sons-in-law were utterly useless, and his daughters-in-law wreaked havoc in the household. This time, he wasn’t leaving anything to chance. He would personally take the reins and handpick the perfect partners for his children. Years later, during a gathering with old friends, the topic of conversation turned to their daughters-in-law—were they filial or not? Deng Shirong didn’t say a word. Instead, with a calm smile, he took out his phone and posted a simple message on WeChat Moments: “Suddenly craving some Guilin beer fish.” The next moment, his phone started blowing up. Eldest daughter-in-law: “Dad, I’ll drive back this Saturday and take you on a trip to Guilin. I’ve been craving authentic beer fish too!” Second daughter-in-law: “Dad, I’m free right now. I’ll drive back immediately to pick you up. Let’s go enjoy Guilin for a few days!” Third daughter-in-law: “Dad, I have some work to wrap up at the office, but I’ll send the driver to pick you up first…” Fourth daughter-in-law: “…” Youngest daughter-in-law: “…” His old friends sat there in stunned silence, their jaws practically hitting the floor. Their faces were filled with envy! Patreon for Extra Chapters: https://www.patreon.com/collection/1354252/

This story is about kori kyū a 16 year old, high schooler. she gets teleported to another world and has to do a troublesome job to go back to her realm. what do you think, will she be able to sleep on her bed once again?

'A DECEMBER TO FUSS AT THE CHRISTMAS VILLAGE' is a documentary writing that triggers the awareness and more insightful details about the birth of Jesus and the season of Christmas. It is a fanfiction that casts a particular family where it's members are hosting a talk show called 'THE MAAMIZ SHOW' where they discuss why December is special and how the experience at a Christmas village can make the entire month of December, a season one would not love to disembark not just for the sake of Christmas but for the festivities that surrounds it.

Waking up in a new world, the protagonist realizes he's landed in a genuine magical fantasy realm full of wonders—and deadly dangers. Just yesterday, he was an ordinary university graduate celebrating the end of his studies at a lively party. But today, he's a newcomer in a mysterious world ruled by three powerful academies, each led by a great mage. Things take an even stranger turn when he acquires a unique Trolling System! Its mission? Drive these mages to madness! However, there’s one significant problem—it’s not just a joke. The great mages are powerful, dangerous, and won't tolerate being mocked. If the hero isn't careful, he'll become ashes faster than he can say, "It’s just a prank!" Can he survive, balancing the leveling of his strength, jokes on the edge of life and death, and dangerous enemies who fail to appreciate his sense of humor? Or will he become the first person ever to drive the great mages to rage—and live to tell the tale?

A strange anomaly struck Earth, plunging the world into chaos. After a moment of darkness, every living being underwent terrifying mutations—humans, animals, plants, even microbes—no one was spared. Adam, a young man who had just been fired from his job, already felt life was unfair. But on the worst day of his life, the world decided to collapse. Amidst the devastation, a miracle occurred. The Job Creation System suddenly fused with his body, offering a way out of despair. But that wasn’t the only blessing he received. When he opened the Evolution Chest, Adam obtained something that not even the strongest mutants or new world rulers could imagine—Evolution Gene: Microbe King - Legendary. Complete control over all microbes in the universe. Now, survival is no longer his only goal. With his system, an army of microbes, and the power to build a new civilization in the midst of the apocalypse, Adam is ready to reshape the world. "Money? Power? Life? They’re all mine. If you want to survive—work for me!" But great power comes with great consequences. Will Adam master his system and evolution, or will he become a monster beyond control?

“These bedchambers have missed your scent.” His voice, low and rough, made her pulse quicken. Her fear surged, boundless, as he closed the stained glass doors behind him. “Please… let me go,” she pleaded, trembling as he pulled her close, his touch burning against her skin. “You fled this place while carrying my child. Why did you come back?” he murmured, his lips trailing down her neck as they had so many times before. “I… don’t know,” she managed, her voice barely a whisper. Luciana Mircea de Amanécer, princess of the Holy Empire that ruled the skies, had once lived in a world of beauty and privilege—a devoted father, joyful sisters, wealth, and a loving fiancé. Yet that life shattered with a single conversation. One day, her father appeared in her chambers, eyes solemn, bearing news that upended her world. “You will be married,” he said, but the name wasn’t that of the man she cherished. Instead, she was to be wed to the ruthless crown prince of the rival Demon Empire, an alliance forged to quell the simmering tensions between their kingdoms. “Father, please…” she begged. “My child,” he murmured, his voice heavy with regret. “It is your duty as the firstborn princess. This marriage will protect the realm… and your little sisters.” For the first time in her life, Luciana saw him bow to her, his plea wordless but clear. Yielding to her father’s desperate request, she accepted her fate. In a single day, she went from princess to wife, her dreams abandoned and her future reshaped. But the white wedding gown was soon stained crimson, marking her descent into a life she could never have anticipated. Could she learn to accept a man for whom compassion was an unfamiliar luxury, or would the love she had left behind rise to rescue her?

Ivan Pejić was a failure. A 39-year-old Croatian living in Germany, drowning in debt, stuck in a dead-end job, and abandoned by his wife. With nothing left to lose, he ended it all—only to wake up again. But this wasn’t the afterlife. This was 2004. Reborn with all his memories intact, Ivan quickly realizes he has been given a second chance—not in a new world, not with superpowers, but in his own past. A past where Bitcoin doesn’t exist yet, Apple stock is dirt cheap, and the internet is about to change everything. But while the opportunities for wealth are endless, some things remain the same. His drunk father. His gambling-addicted mother. The same struggles he once endured. This time, he refuses to be a victim. Armed with future knowledge and a ruthless drive for success, Ivan is determined to escape poverty, build his fortune, and secure a future where neither he nor his younger brother will ever have to struggle again. No powers. No cheats. Just money, strategy, and the will to win. This time, he’s playing to win.

"The world underwent a mutation that year. The game world appeared in reality and various disasters started to ravage the world. To resist all of this, everyone had to plan for their job choice, manically level up, and strive to become stronger. There were mages, warriors, knights, and summoners—over 100 different kinds of jobs. This was a job that a person would be stuck with his entire life. Thus, everyone chose cautiously. Out of this dazzling array of jobs, Moses picked Knight—which had the most average ability value—to be his job. At the same time, he also awakened the Hundredfold Increase System. ""Ding! Detected that the host learned Shielding. The skill has become Absolute Defense after the hundredfold increase!"" ""Ding! Detected that the host learned Defensive Domain. The skill has become No Damage Domain after the hundredfold increase!"" At the same time, Moses also discovered that his job could evolve infinitely! ""Ding! Detected that the host's Knight job has met the conditions for a hundredfold increase. The job has become Great Knight... Paladin... Impregnable Fortress!"

Nicole Kidman has spent her life sacrificing for her family, only to be betrayed when her father arranges her marriage to a powerful businessman, Andrew Batista, to secure their financial future. Stripped of her freedom, Nicole finds herself trapped in a loveless marriage, but a chance encounter with the enigmatic Sylvester Batista leads to an affair that ignites both passion and danger. As secrets unravel, Nicole learns that her entire life has been a business transaction, with her own brothers benefiting from her forced marriage. When Andrew discovers her betrayal, he retaliates with cruelty, sending her world spiraling into chaos. Meanwhile, Sylvester rises to power, but an orchestrated scandal threatens to bring him down, leaving Nicole desperate to escape Andrew’s grip. With the Batista family divided by greed and ambition, shocking revelations expose corruption at the heart of their empire. As Andrew loses everything, Nicole seizes her chance—not for love, but for power. She divorces him, takes half his fortune, and disappears, only to reemerge years later as the head of her own empire. But victory is never final. A chilling message from Andrew reminds her that the game is far from over. As she stands at the top, she must ask herself: has she truly won, or has she simply entered a new battlefield?

I WILL BE GOING ON A HIATUS FOR A MONTH WILL BE BACK SOON. THE STORY OF RIONA HAS FINALLY ENTERED IT'S FINAL PHASE. STAY TUNED EVERYONE. LOVE YOU SO MUCH. Yuki an ordinary office worker who had nothing but hardship and suffering in her. One day she get reincarnated into another not the one of the novels she's gets reincarnated into a totally different world will she able change her live or will she suffer just like she did in her previous life

[Participating in WSA 2024] #SYSTEM #GENDERBENDER #CROSSDRESSING Yun Shu crossed over in a game world and became one of the suitors for the General's daughter aka the Female Lead? In this world, the Male Leads are obsessed with the Female Lead, but she has no interest in them whatsoever. To have a safe long life and avoid the bad ending, Yun Shu decided to propose the Female Lead with an assurance of a contract marriage. She also agreed with the conditions in the contract and married her in a moment of desperation to get her freedom back. After the marriage everything became peaceful and all, but why does the Female Lead look at her in a weird way? She will snuggle in her arms and even wants to sleep together in the same bed? "Why are you doing this? You know it very well that I'm not interested in girl's!" Yun Shu yelled at her. But the woman pressed her in bed underneath her as she whispered in her ears, "I'm a man and you are a woman? What's the big deal?" Yun Shu, "..."

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"People always told me life was about second chances, but no one ever said they’d come in the form of a wedding gone wrong. I promised my father I’d be strong, but when my best friend betrayed me and my fiancé humiliated me on what was supposed to be the happiest day of my life, I broke. I died… and woke up at the very moment everything fell apart. This time, I won’t let them ruin me. When Jaewon, my cheating fiancé, tried to drag me back into his web of lies, I made a choice that shocked everyone: I proposed to his older brother, Heeseung. The cold, enigmatic CEO who had always seemed untouchable, and the man I’d underestimated for far too long. Marrying Heeseung wasn’t just a spur-of-the-moment decision. It was my way of rewriting my destiny and taking control of a life that had spiraled out of my hands. What I didn’t expect was the way he looked at me—as if I was more than just a pawn in this game of revenge and redemption. As if I mattered. Now, I’m navigating a world of power, betrayal, and unspoken feelings. But one thing is clear: I’m no longer the Yuna who was crushed under the weight of heartbreak and deceit. I’m stronger, smarter, and ready to fight for the life I deserve. And if anyone—especially Jaewon—thinks they can stop me, they’re about to learn just how wrong they are. This is my second chance, and this time, I’ll make every move count."

A man is in massive debt, until he pays with his life. Against all odds he awakes from his coma with a new found talent. The power to control probabilities.