Spatule Bros Invincible

[sexual content and lemons warning] Warning: Sexual content, lemons, Comedy, MILFs, Genius Mc and his harem. Possessive MC, Large Harem, Capable Harem members, No Conscience towards men, Mc is a Chill guy until anything happens to his women. ~×~×~×~×~×~×~×~×~×~×~×~×~ I GOT CLICHED!!!. When Xu Qianghua opened his eyes, he found out that he was reborn back in time before the game Immortal Odyssey: Paths of Destiny merged with his world. With only a few items left with him, Xu Qianghua is stunned and unhappy because he had a good life and was not like those who either betrayed or died to some really powerful monster. Until he saw the introduction of them: Family Token (Chaos): A small world with Immortal veins and high-level spirit crystal mines…. Key of the Ancients(Chaos): A mini-world with infinite monsters and riches to collect…. While Xu Qianghua also deals with his wives Xu Qianghua: Mother-in-law this is wrong Sister Meiying: This is not wrong, I need to check if my daughter can be satisfied. The jumps on Xu Qianghua After a few hours Liu Anwei: Brother Qiang, what were you talking with my mom about? Xu Qianghua: Nothing, your mother wanted you to have a new sibling, so she asked for my help Liu Anwei: What? Read as Xu Qianghua and his now new try again with a different path from his past life which might lead them to ruin or become the strongest family out there. ….. No NTR ..... PS: This is my first novel so I will have a lot of mistakes, so if you find any please feel free to comment and I will fix it as soon as possible. ....... Discord Link: https://discord.gg/9yEfZx3hEa

What does it mean to be invincible? Many Sword Gods exhaust their entire lives attempting to cultivate a single supreme sword intent, yet Yang Xiaotian has cultivated fifteen! For millions of years, no one has been able to cultivate the Primordial Heaven Destiny, but Yang Xiaotian has cultivated fifteen of it! Throughout countless eons, no one has been able to cultivate the Primordial Universe Holy Fruit, yet Yang Xiaotian has cultivated fifteen! Across the vast expanse of time, only the rulers of heaven and earth could cultivate the Eternal Divine Body, yet Yang Xiaotian has cultivated not only the Eternal Divine Body but also the Primordial Heaven Destiny Divine Body, the Primordial Universe Divine Body...

Su Chengyu prit le blâme pour sa femme et alla en prison pour trois ans. À sa libération, il se rendit compte qu’elle l’avait trahi. Malgré cela, il bénéficia du malheur et comprit le Dao, pénétrant dans le monde des cultivateurs immortels. Il pouvait facilement maîtriser les techniques immortelles et les arts martiaux ancestraux. Il savait aussi raffiner des pilules, tracer des talismans, soigner des maladies, et sauver des gens à sa guise ! Su Chengyu se postura comme un fou dans la Cité de la Poussière Rouge, jurant de découvrir la vérité derrière la mort de ses 127 membres de la famille Su 26 ans auparavant.

Zhou Dao transmigrated to a world where demons rampaged and Daoist laws ruled. His sect was in straitened circumstances, and their property was on the brink of being demolished. Desperate, Zhou Dao had his eyes fixed on the coffin of the sect’s Grandmaster and decided to do something with it. A voice rang, “D*mn! You are actually plotting to steal my skull. With your attitude, Sunset Mountain has a chance of reaching its heyday again!” On that very night, the corpse of the Grandmaster moved! Moving forward, Zhou Dao would receive rewards whenever he offered up demonic beasts as sacrifices to the Grandmaster. He offered up a 1000-year zombie as a sacrifice and received the Indestructible Body of Demon Refining. He offered up a nine-tailed demon fox as a sacrifice and received a Fox Girl Puppet. He offered up a demon turtle from the Eastern Sea as a sacrifice and received a high-power muscle massage gun. … For eons, countless Daoist members meditated on The Yellow Court Classic. For years to come, Zhou Dao harvested countless demonic beasts with no intention of burying them. Many years later, in the same Daoist temple, Zhou Dao sat at the front door as he bore witness to the joy and the sorrow of all creations. He had seen birth, illness, death, and all sorts of bizarre phenomena. He put on a crooked grin as he said, “I offer up the heavens and the earth as a sacrifice.”

Su Chengyu took the blame for his wife and went to prison for three years. Upon release, he realized that she had betrayed him. Despite this, he benefited from misfortune and comprehended the Dao, stepping into the world of immortal cultivators. He could easily master immortal techniques and ancient martial arts. He could also refine pills, draw talismans, treat illnesses, and save people at will! Su Chengyu postured crazily in the Red Dust City, vowing to find out the truth behind the death of his 127 Su family members 26 years ago.

A descendant from an ancient and mystical martial arts sect! An emperor within the Mercenary Nation! A supreme expert among masters! Sweeping through the city, embarking on a legendary journey to the pinnacle of strength!

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What exactly is Kung Fu? Flower rack or murder technique? Is the trick brewed from the 3000 year Cold Weapon War and countless private struggles among the people a scam? The pioneer of traditional Chinese martial arts and the first person to dream of martial arts novels, this book reveals the secrets for you. Stop fighting until the point is reached. What would happen if you were invincible Forgive people wherever they are

-Op Mc? Yes! -Daughter? Yes! -Multiple worlds? Yes! -Vast Lore? Yes! -Fastpace? Yes! ... "You either Die a Villain or Live long enough to see yourself as a Hero." ~Probably Spark --------------------------------------- Spark, the lofty young master of the Dwight family, had always been a mystery. His true abilities were never known until the day he stepped onto the frontlines. In one awe-inspiring exhibition of power, Spark shocked the world and sent the coalition army of the five emperors into a chaotic retreat. Now, with the eyes of the world on him, each faction lusted to uncover the secrets behind his unparalleled strength. Still, in spite of the rampant curiosity and greed, nobody had the guts to confront him directly. And with every rumor spread of his feats, a question burned in every mind: was Spark this powerful all this time, or was he casting an illusion of strength before everybody's eyes?

Summoning. One of the rarest type of magician exist in the world. Who would able to underestimate summoning and ordering a mighty pheonix, or summoning an invincible dragon? Of course, none. To master the path of summoning, only those born with an innate talent and strive to learn the path of summoning magic might be capable of achieving and master the powerful magic. But not for Lyan Arcanium Evocatore. After succeeding defeating his lifetime quest of saving the human world by offering his life, the great incubus's wish of living freely got granted and he wakes up at a parallel world with 8 powerful spirits contracted with him and a summoning grimoire. [The gods have granted you the Grimoire of Summoning: Creatures of Love] [You're capable of obtaining the summonable monsters by having affectionate intercourse with your romantic interests] [The Grimoire is chosen in consideration of the host's former occupation as an incubus] "Intercourse!?" But not only the grimoire, The other problem is... -You are? -Whoa... What with this weakling? -It seems that you're my master, nice to meet you -So you're the forementioned servant, huh!? -B-Big bro! Y-You're the summoner! -........ -Boy, you look delicious -Um... Where exactly are we? "How should I know!? And why the hell should I sleep with women in order to get my summonable monsters!?!?" Follow the summoner Lyan as he collect monsters, get dragged into different kinds of war, became the greatest feudal lord, battling the goblin king, facing the dragon tribe, and opposing the evil god followers! One of the King of Kings Series ______________________________________ Join the discord server for discussions, announcements, and characters illustrations ---> https://discord.gg/v872fq3s5h

Bro! You wouldn’t believe this! Everything was normal. Me and my bros doing some mining for mana gems for that old sockethole, Somanda like we always do all day, everyday. Me, Fractures, Bonet, Mono-socket, Broadbone and the gang. Then from nowhere, that ungrateful sockethole, Somanda tries to END me! Can you believe that?! I mean, I have told some questionable stories about him caressing my skull affectionately and deeming me his prized undead, but no need to axe a skeleton for something like that, right? RIGHT?! I managed to escape through one of the most convenient and contrived get-aways in all of undead history, even managing to pull a bony one on the Lich bastard by stealing two of his seemingly important possessions which I find out later to be better than I thought they’d be! From there it’s a just a SPIRAL of boneshit left and right! I can’t catch a break! What’s with this atrocious luck, bro?! A voice speaks to me about how I have qualified for something about a something that’s supposedly something’s something! Then I find myself in a new world that reeks of life and gives my bones a disgusted rattle. Powerful beasts and men are at every turn, all lining up to be a huge pain in my PELVIS! GAAAAH! Jeez this is happening too fast! However, even while I’m in the thick of this, the one saving grace is that I got something worth while! A new path of power! I can NOT be an undead! I can be something better than both the Living and the Dead! Immune to the antics from both sides. Well... most of them! I’m no longer on the path for Undeath! Only Lifelessness awaits me! I’m the one who transcends reality in this tale! I am... SKULLIUS! And I’m not an UNDEAD! ...... [Author’s Answers To Popular Readers’ Questions] Q: (IHateArjuun77) -Hey author, is your book trash?- A: (Author) -Haha, screw you dear reader. The answer is NO. The story has elements of comedy, action, magic, adventure and Brutality. Like it gets really dark sometimes. There’s a comprehensive story with characters that I tried my damndest to NOT make generic on top of a cool power system that’s for the most part easy to understand. So its not trash. Q: (IFreakingHateArjuun56) -Hey author why is your first volume so slow paced and... trash?- A: (Author) -Haha. It’s how I designed the First Volume to be. It’s a fun setup that doesn’t focus on many things other than the MC’s mentality, powers and route of progression. The next volumes are normal paced, focusing on the world, the villains and general expansion but all while still retaining the book theme and fun experience- Q: (ShadeIsAPervert001) -Hey author, I instinctively sense that I’ll hate this book, when should I drop? A: (Author) -Is this the same reader?! Anyway, I’ll give a range. Read a minimum of the first 20 chapters to a max of up to chapter 44 before you decide on anything too rash. I’ll hunt down this reader! --- Discord: [ https://discord.gg/8hcraTjzE9 ]

The sinful acts of humanity bring forth a great calamity upon themselves, or so they thought. Supernatural Emergence happened. Supernatural creatures start to come out of nowhere and forcefully claim half of the Earth and massacre any humans that cross their paths. All of them are too powerful, dozens of countries fall under their diabolic claws. Humanity was pushed against the corner. But things started to turn around when humanity began to awaken magical powers. Awakened is the name for those who awaken these powers blessed by the Gods, and they become the pillars of humanity. Rex Silverstar is a normal boy who has a traumatic experience. On the day of the Supernatural Emergence, a Werewolf takes everything he has. He lost his family and his home, left alone in this cruel world. What drives him to live every day is his deep hatred towards the Supernaturals. Joining the military in the hope of helping exterminate the Supernaturals from an early age, he found out that it's impossible to kill the Werewolf that was responsible for killing his parents without being an Awakened. On a fateful night, in a near-death experience, he's given a chance by the full moon. It was the turning point of his life. Obtaining a System that allows him to become stronger, having the potential to match and surpass the Supernaturals, Rex was ecstatic until he saw his stats window. "I'M NOT A WEREWOLF!!" "Daily quest failed, sanity stat has been decreased by 20%!" "Sanity stat is too low, you are unable to contain the blood moon blessing!" "Starting forceful transformation!" "WHAT?! I'm a human! What transformation?!" "You are overwhelmed with bloodlust!" ----- Join my discord: https://discord.gg/cg6a5sBkpJ Support me here: https://ko-fi.com/mrboogey13 ----- I do not own the cover of the book, if you made it and want to take it down just say so and I will immediately change it.

Kai Shen, a 3 years old son of a Marquis recovers his past life memories and realizes that he is in the world that's identical to an Otome Game he 'by chance' played in his previous life. But he don't have any intention of making harem or bringing industrial revolution like your standard isekai, because here his life is at stake! His character Kai was supposed to be an arrogant and cold hearted noble kid who dies in the game no matter what route the heroine take! Now how to avoid death? Ditch the 'School'? Not possible! Avoid the 'Events'? Too unreliable! Then he came up with an idea "I will not die if they can't kill me" and he started practicing magic without realizing that he is raising several new flags.

INTRO: It is the story of Joe Van der Black, who has turned 18 and must take the reins of the Kardash clan. Is netory, Bro. Sorry, I don't like Netorare. ⚠️ You have been warned, this is no joke and, by the way, we will see each other in hell. DISCLEIMER: This novel is a product of my imagination with a surreal plot and should be treated as such, where each and every one of the characters is 18 years old or older and any act is previously consented, that's what the characters told me. Even if they say otherwise, it's all part of the story and their performance.

After arriving in the Immortal World... Ye Nin... had been blessed with misfortunes. A human destined to become the Heavenly Emperor after death. Ye Nin: "This is a perfect time to find a way to die" Emperor of the Great Zhou: "Ye Nin is my soul mate. If he dies, I will follow in death" Supreme Immortal Leader from the Upper Realm: "The Mortal World is cold and dark. However, Ye Nin is the only latten that provide warmth and light. I must protect her with all my power" Others: "Perfect people don't exist. But Ye Nin is the exception. She is truly a pure saint" Ye Nin: "Hey folks, why can't I die? If I die, it would mean no more rivals..."

When ordinary office worker Chen Feng finds himself suddenly transported to a world of cultivation and immortal arts, he encounters the legendary Invincible System. Offered one wish, he chooses what seems obvious: to become the "Immortal King" of legend. Little does he know that being the Immortal King isn't quite what cultivation novels prepared him for.

Suddenly transported to another world right after a quick nap, with an extraordinary support system and two mysterious, powerful new neighbors by my side, I became invincible without even realizing it. "Paradise, here I come!" Noah Drake

[Invincible System has been activated] Luo Fan was immediately shocked and opened his eyes in surprise. Strange system interface window What looked like a Chinese Immortal Cultivation Novel Cheat System was appearing in front of him. [Host detected. Start teleport the host to Xuanyuan Star......] This story has a protagonist named Luo Fan. He obtained a system that made him invincible have supreme limitless power and knowledge of all things [Give a beginner's gift to the host.] [Host gained invincible and limitless power. and above all things and all forms of power] ['Wish' option is available for host to use] ['Wish' will grant Host anything Host wanted] [Host identity is Young Master of Luo Clan from Supreme Realm] Supreme Dao God??.....Just snap a finger and kill him Ancient God Before River of Time??....Just thinking can kill him

Having romantic feelings for a friend is hard, especially when you both thought you're straight.

After couple years apart two half brothers who are opposite to each other have to go through high school and realize the basically the same.

"Tatsuya bro, please tell me truth, are you some kind of protagonist or something." asked John. "No" "Then why is your talent so high?" "Don't worry, I am sure you will also get nice talent assessment," said Tatsuya. "Let's see," After 5 minutes , "John, weren't you saying something like being protagonist or something. Then, how can you say something like that with such perverted talent assessment?". This novel is based on John Bright's Path to reach Godhood. Will he be able to do something significant in his life? Will he be the protagonist of his story? Or will he be just another side-character. Let's find this out together

Protagonists: Lin Feng, Lin Yunyao [Master Descends the Mountain + Invincible Cultivation + Unlimited Power Fantasy + Ruthless Action + Multiverse] In the Way of the Dao, there are imperfections, and spiritual energy has withered. A Tribulation-Transcending Master roamed the world and, by chance, discovered an unparalleled genius with a natural spiritual constitution. He forcefully took this individual as his disciple and retreated from the world for ten years. Ten years later, the Tribulation Master passed away. Lin Feng descended the mountain, riding his sword, embarking on his legendary journey. Lin Feng: “The path of cultivation is one of struggle—against people, against the heavens. I am invincible. Those who defy me will be slain!” Notes: This story is set in a parallel world where martial arts and cultivation each have their own distinct systems of practice. The protagonist is ruthless, decisive in killing, and not a benevolent savior. He does not involve himself in others’ affairs unless it benefits him. Aside from family, everyone else—whether man or woman—are mere ants in his eyes. This is a pure, adrenaline-pumping power fantasy. If certain details seem illogical, I kindly ask readers to take it with a grain of salt and not read too deeply into it. Please, avoid comparing it to real life. Much appreciated!

[Invincible System has been activated] Luo Fan was immediately shocked and opened his eyes in surprise. Strange system interface window What looked like a Chinese Immortal Cultivation Novel Cheat System was appearing in front of him. [Host detected. Start teleport the host to Xuanyuan Star......] [This summary is part of the beginning before Luo Fan's appearance in Chapter:1] This story has a protagonist named Luo Fan. He obtained a system that made him invincible have supreme limitless power and knowledge of all things [Give a beginner's gift to the host.] [Host gained invincible and limitless power. and above all things and all forms of power] Supreme Dao God??.....Just snap a finger and kill him Ancient God Before River of Time??....Just thinking can kill him Contain some sexual content

Overpowered Protagonist: Yes，Strength of the Protagonist's Superpowers: ∞，Protagonist's Age: ???，Characters with Diverse Personalities: Yes，Interesting Antagonist: Yes Five of the world's wealthiest tycoons descended upon a poverty-stricken district simultaneously, astonishingly just to visit a 20-year-old young man. This young man was their master fifty years ago. Initially, these magnates only acquired some rudimentary knowledge from William Johnson, but that was enough to make them leaders in their respective fields. However, they were stunned by William's ageless visage when they saw him again, as they were unaware that William Johnson had lived for a billion years. He not only established different religions all over the world, but even Alexander the Great was once his student. Yet, after dispersing the tycoons fifty years ago, he chose a long slumber. But now, William Johnson has awakened... --------------------------- Update Schedule: Update daily. Minimum of two chapters per day. If I get drunk, I might update four chapters, haha. Please show your support if you enjoy the story! [50 power stones = 1 bonus chapter] [200 Power stones = 2 bonus chapters] [400 power stones = 3 bonus chapters] ... [300 golden tickets =??? ] Bonus release will drop the following week! Psst, a little secret for the eagle-eyed readers – there are hidden treasures sprinkled throughout the chapters! Keep your eyes peeled for these sneaky surprises and enjoy the bonus rewards they bring!

Family Stream + Invincible Stream + Instant Kill Stream + Heavenly Dao Golden List + Domination Stream) What unfolds when you acquire unbeatable cultivation right after your transmigration? Xian Yue, after his transmigration, becomes the clan leader and unwittingly embarks on the path of invincible cultivation. This coincides with the launch of the Heavenly Dao Golden List, which ranks cultivation levels, physical prowess, and combat abilities. A century later, all beings across the universe are left astonished as they gaze upon the Xian family’s name on the Heavenly Dao Golden List! As the head of the Xian family, Xian Yue grins and says, "System, let me check in..."

Once a solar system was devoured by a black black. On earth ,Humans were terrified . suddenly a light appears and caught every human in it. People were sent to another planets in vast different universes in Chaosverse. Every one awakened a system differently. [Detected!congratulation for killing a Supreme demon lord at mahanya level] [Reward:+1000 system points] [Detected!mastered divine author s' sword sealing technique] [Reward:King 's Aura[ Explore further to know what happens Tags- Overpowered, Fantasy , diverse , gender bender , r18 Note-For people that are lower 18 ,please don't watch. this contain r18 stuff, so its a disclaimer before you read it. If i took mistake or wrong thing that is not that like anything just tell me in comment.

******* Have you not heard about the term bro-code If you have ,you must very well know the top most code in the list of bro-codes will always be 'best friend's sisters are off limits.' So let's see how beyond control is falling for your best friend's sister for Liam Fredrick ,your typical college bad boy. ********** Does a sis code exist?? Not sure huh? As much as brothers hate their sister falling for their best friend, it's exactly the opposite when it comes to the sisters, don't you think so?? They would be the happiest to play cupid for their brother and best friend So let's see how Zian Ahmed, the good boy, (compared to his twin) falls head over heels for the very cute, very bubbly and very weird Emma Hart ,his sister's new best friend... ********** And last but not the least Opposites attract, they say. That's physics. But what did we study in chemistry? Like dissolves like.. Isn't it? What would happen when two headstrong egoistic and fiery people collide? Thunderstorms and lightning ought to happen. Let's see how Zahir Ahmed, the bad-boy falls for the sassy, fiery and fiesty Emily! ******* Peep in guys... It's a three in one package *Stand Alone Novel* If you want to read about the triplet's childhood, try "The Sheikh's Unforgettable Wife"

What happens when soul got transmigerated for eons. The ultimate-Omniruler . and what if you wake and you are strongest in existence and you are like just what happened.

zhan yun yg merupakan murid sekte gunung roh terusir dari halaman sekte luar . dan menjadi murid tukang di karenakan budidayanya belum menembus selama 1 tahun dan sudah menjadi batas penerimaan sekte luar .zhan yun yg budidayanya berada di pemurnian qi tingkat kelima .tidak mendapatkan kualifikasi sekte luar sehingga dia di turunkan menjadi sekte tukang. dengan teramat berat ia mulai menjalankan tugasnya sebagai murid tukang, dari yg membantu para penduduk sekitar sampai menjadi pekerja sampingan sebagai pengolah tanah di beberapa tempat , takdir berkata lain. pertemuan pertama nya dengan saintess gunung suci membuat zhan yun mengaktifkan system meramalkan masa depan .yg selama ini ia tunggu , tetapi apa yg akan di hadapinya menjadi tantangan tersendiri bagi zhan yun .mampukah zhan yun menjadi kuat dan tak terkalahkan dengan bantuan system. dan ada apakah dengan masa depan dunia kultivasi.

In a universe where cultivation holds the key to power, our main character - the son of the strongest god, seeks to become the strongest being ever. With the help of a unique constitution, the legendary "Body of Nature"—the origin of all existence, he aspires to attain a realm that has not been reached by anyone. Witness his journey to greatness as he faces challenges and achieves remarkable feats. Brace yourself for an epic tale of cultivation, strength, and the pursuit of becoming the ultimate being!