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«Can a marriage built solely on mutual benefit grow into something more?» She is the daughter of the powerful Duke of the Nadal Empire, but due to certain circumstances has been rejected by her own family. Entering into a marriage of convenience with the deposed Crown Princess, she hopes to use her as a weapon to avenge her humiliation. Except… Is this plan really as foolproof as she thought? — Wife, you know what your biggest mistake was? You thought you could control me. — You… She suppressed a shudder and stepped back like prey caught in a beast's trap. — …But the thing is, I'm completely untrainable. The princess's lips covered hers, and Remesis felt as if she had been thrown into the centre of a storm she could not resist. Support me on: https://boosty.to/meredit

"It's better to rely on oneself than Buddha, better to become a god than to worship one. If this war needs a god, I will be it." His name is Ji Xinghe. At the age of 65, he went to the alien battlefield to avenge his son. From a mechanic to a mecha warrior, from a private to a five-star general, from an ordinary man to the mentor of generations. He has walked a path of revenge. Looking back, he has become the War God. In his final years, he has the ambition to build an unparalleled mecha. Using Xinghe as a sword, he can shatter the might of the empire. This is a story of a mecha and a sword.

When Aadi, a young man, searches for two people who are precious to him, his efforts land him in an unexpected place with an unrelenting foe, whose blows shatter the earth and rend boulders asunder. Their conflict sparks a partnership for the ages and spurs Aadi on an adventure that he wouldn't have imagined possible. --- Disclosure: Free chapters of this novel by Windus Andar will be published on several platforms: Wattpad, Royal Road, Scribble Hub, and WebNovel. These free chapters will also be published on Angel Grove Studio's website. Premium chapters will be available on Windus Andar's Patreon page. After the novel is completed, it will be published on Amazon and Smashwords and its affiliates.

Waking up in a strange room and at the brink of death, A young boy must do whatever he can to survive.

En un mundo donde la compatibilidad del usuario con el Aetherium y la destreza despertada, puedes llegar a ser una persona con poder que te permita estar en la cima. Kael tiene dificultades para despertar su destreza, y junto a sus amigos, se vera involucrado en un lio que lo obligara a volverse fuerte para proteger a los suyos de quienes los persiguen.

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Sand and Blood is a story of survival, vengeance, and strength set against the vast, unforgiving expanse of an untamed desert. In this world where scorching heat and treacherous dunes are only part of the danger, the fight for life is a relentless battle. Lyara, a young girl scarred by tragedy, is one of the few survivors of the massacre that wiped out her people, the legendary Al’Makhin. Now, orphaned from everything she once held dear and burdened by a past that burns like the hot sand beneath her feet, she embarks on a brutal journey to survive in a world that shows no mercy. As she faces ruthless enemies, uncertain alliances, and the desert's dark secrets, Lyara must discover a strength she never knew she possessed. Guided by the memories of her family and an unyielding desire for justice, she will push the limits of her courage and skill to forge her own destiny. Sand and Blood is an epic narrative blending intense action, gripping intrigue, and captivating characters. Perfect for readers seeking a tale brimming with emotional twists, breathtaking landscapes, and the unshakable resilience of a heroine who refuses to be defeated by fate. Get ready to dive into a universe where the desert is not just a backdrop but a living, breathing character, shaping those who dare to survive its merciless vastness.

Shreedha, a formidable gangster who runs business in twelve countries , is at the pinnacle of power when someone her own stabbed her back. In a shocking twist , she transported to a different world completely different from her ethnicity. But a queen is queen no matter the situation or world. What kind of challenges does she face? Would she be able to adapt to this new world while hiding onto the core of who she really is or will the trials of the new reality forces her to undergo a profound transformation? Join Shreedha on her journey of self discovery where she finds out what does it truly mean to be a queen unbound.

Have you ever wondered how a person who was supposed to be dead was walking in front of you? or why you are trapped in a mysterious paranormal game and the rules that are set in place to protect you are falling apart, Or Maybe you just want a short spine chilling tale to end the day? Have you ever just thought about Paranormal things? Most people will tell you they are Nonsense but here, we will learn about all the Paranormal with you.

Damien, a young boy, lost and without any recollection whatsoever of his past, gets saved and then adopted by kindhearted strangers who takes him in as their own and raises him along with their very own biological children. A boy who knew nothing about love or family gets to enjoy it for the first time. And when it seemed his joy would know no bounds, they get snatched away from him in a horrific way as he bears witness. This leads him in a spiral of anger and revenge as he vows vengeance upon the guilty. He'll walk over the corpses of legendary figures as he battles Dragons and Colossal monsters. He will contend with Global powers as he walks on a destructive path of revenge; all the while, he keeps his identity hidden from the wider world. In a world where freedom depends on your capability to keep it, Damien will sow terror into the minds of the powerful to protect his.

“No matter what, never fall for the vampire king.” Kiara Whitman always knew her fate was twisted because she is the first hybrid, but things took a drastic turn when she was offered a contract marriage with the ruthless Valerian King. There was just one clause on the contract: "Falling for Adriel Valerian is equivalent to death.” But how could she follow such a clause? Her heart raced under his gaze, and when he spoke, her thoughts became foggy. It was clear as day that if the clause was meant to keep her alive, she wouldn’t survive. Unfortunately, Adriel, the vampire king, didn’t feel the same for her because he had his own plans for the hybrid princess; she was the key to everything he craved—his ultimate freedom from hell. He had sworn never to let himself fall for her because it would be messy; he had to be smart, vigilant, and stay in control. What will happen when Kiara finds out the real reason behind the contract marriage? Or when she discovers that she was just a tool for survival all along, just a possession to the vampire king and nothing less? Will she decide to leave for good or stay to find out her purpose? Or at least seduce the vampire king, if at all that’s possible.

Top actress Lee Sia with the ability to see ghosts. After the accident, she wakes up in the body of Camila Sorpel'. The problem is that "Oh, father! Help me!" The end of this woman is death every time! Extending the lifeline is a priority, so let's start by talking to the ghosts here first, shall we? " Author: Saidin Fantasy, Romance, Beautiful female lead other titles: The Princess Who Reads Fortune, 점괘보는 공녀님

In a land where magic and mystery intertwine, one man stands at the edge of the unknown—armed not just with steel, but with knowledge far beyond the world’s grasp. "Courage and Blade" follows the epic journey of Gaowen Cecil, a war-worn hero who, after awakening in an ancient, broken land, remembers another life—a life where he wielded knowledge and technology that could change civilization itself. Transported into a fantasy realm on the brink of collapse, Gaowen finds himself in a crumbling stronghold surrounded by threats and mysteries. Yet, with a rare, ancient artifact in hand—the legendary Courage and Blade—and a mind sharp with the wisdom of another age, he takes on the impossible task of rebuilding his family’s legacy from scratch. As he pushes forward, he realizes his quest is not only to rebuild his homeland but to restore hope in a world haunted by dark forces and ancient secrets. Courage and Blade isn’t just a tale of battles and monsters; it’s a story of rebirth, of pushing beyond limits, and of challenging the very fabric of fate. With an intricate world woven from magic, politics, and ancient power, Gaowen’s journey invites readers to witness a clash of old and new, where every choice he makes shapes a legacy that will either bring a dawn of prosperity or plunge the world into unending darkness. For fans of epic world-building, complex magic systems, and heroes who break the mold, Courage and Blade offers a saga of resilience and renewal that explores what it means to forge a path where none existed before. Join Gaowen on his quest and uncover the secrets that could either save or doom a forgotten world.

"Miles," I said again, my voice a bit shaky now. "Why did you bring me here?" He turned to face me, his expression suddenly serious. He stepped closer, and I felt my back press against the cold wall behind me. His face was so close to mine that I could feel his breath on my skin. "I like you," he whispered. My mind went blank. For a few seconds, I just stood there, staring at him, not sure if I had heard him right. Then, out of nowhere, I burst out laughing. It wasn’t that I didn’t take him seriously; I just didn’t know how else to react. Miles was not the type of person to confess his feelings like that. This had to be a joke, right? "Miles, you—" I started, but before I could finish, he grabbed me by the collar and kissed me. It wasn’t a soft, gentle kiss. It was rough, almost desperate. I froze, my mind reeling. This couldn’t be happening. But it was. His lips were on mine, his body pressed against me. For a moment, I was too shocked to do anything, but then I shoved him away with all the strength I had left, my heart racing in my chest. "What the hell, Miles?" I shouted, my voice shaking with a mix of anger and confusion. He wiped his mouth with the back of his hand, his expression calm, too calm. "I’m sorry," he said quietly. "It was just a joke." "The plot revolves around Miles and leo, two high school boys who were once friends but are now just strangers. But what happens when, one day, Miles kisses leo and tells him that he likes him? But it's just a joke....? What the heck! Leo didn't like this joke at all.

Lee Sia is a top actress with the ability to see ghosts. After an accident, she wakes up in the body of 'Camilla Sorpel'. The problem is... "Ah, father! Please spare me!" ...that this woman always meets a gruesome end! Since extending the lifeline is a priority, let's start by communing with the ghosts here, shall we? "You will get a divorce soon." "...What?" The atmosphere in the conference hall suddenly becomes uncomfortable again as the hummed words hang in the air. "What are you talking about now......?!" "Your servant's wife." The bewilderment is evident on the face of the person subjected to these words. "She is also the wife of a subordinate whom she cherishes the most." "W-What......?!" "Have you heard of my rumors?" Camilla smiled and took a step closer. "They say that the princess of the Sorpel family is looking at some fortune-telling."

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[DISCONTINUED] Teen angst mixed with drama and hormones makes you do crazing things. It's a dangerous cocktail. And once those die down, and you are crossing the door to adulthood, you look back and analyze what you would have done differently. Unfortunately, that's a little hard to do when the world has gone to shit, and you have five kids and an estate to tend to, crops to grow, food to process, a big house to clean, and on top of that a stepbrother to find. But Rory rocks it like it's nothing. Planning his days to the minute and dealings with unforeseen events as if he had them planned. Don is far from his home, and family. He is constantly looking over his shoulder. He is tired, famished, and just wants to pull the plug on reality. Have a feast on a memory foam mattress - covered with pillows, and fluffy blankets - and watch a movie with his mother and sister. But he can't, his small group relies on his leadership to survive another day. He never thought his little sister would come and rescue them.

Martin, an ordinary man burdened by financial struggles and a monotonous job, experiences a dramatic shift in his reality when he encounters a mysterious and powerful system. This enigmatic force, activated by peculiar chimes at noon and midnight, transforms Martin's life in ways he could never have anticipated. At noon, the system presents Martin with the opportunity to earn substantial financial rewards through an unpredictable multiplier based on his expenditures. The range of potential gains is vast, from modest refunds to astronomical sums. This discovery allows Martin to escape his financial woes, revealing the system's potential to alter his economic status dramatically. By midnight, the system grants Martin a chance to make a single wish with unknown limits and consequences. This dual-trigger mechanism introduces an element of high-stakes decision-making, challenging Martin to navigate his newfound power wisely.

On the surface, Ryn looked like a normal quiet girl who only focused on her study and did not even bother about things outside her study. However, the whole campus was shocked to know she was actually a popular model who just made a comeback after two years 'retired'. To make them more shocked when a very popular singer, Jeremy was her ex-boyfriend and now wanted her back. Of course, to add the spice in her life, a model who is her university's mate fell in love with her. Now she had to choose between these two, as well as balancing her life as a boring student but an exciting model. ******* “Sign this contract.” He nudged the contract toward her. “Can I think first?” she asked weakly. “Five seconds.” Jack felt generous and gave her time to think. “See how good my mood is today?”

Her stepsister set up Qin Miaomiao, and she found herself cornered by a group of thugs. Right then, she bumped into a man. He was like a log that appeared before her just as she was about to drown. However, he kept pushing her away. He even warned her to leave. How was she supposed to leave? There were five thugs behind her, who were hired by her stepsister, chasing after her. She didn't dare to imagine what would happen if they caught her. Under the pitch-black night sky, Qin Miaomiao clung to the man and refused to let go. Finally, he got rid of the men who were coming after her. She was about to thank him and ask him if he wanted anything in return... When he pushed her against the wall and kissed her passionately. As soon as Qin Miaomiao woke up, she fled. Five years later, she returned in a low-profile manner to the country. The renowned Mr. Lu of the Lu family enthusiastically asked her to be his daughter-in-law. Qin Miaomiao smiled apologetically before pointing at her child. "I already have a child. You should probably call off the engagement." Mr. Lu seemed determined still. "That's even better. It's like buying something and getting something else for free. Besides, my sorry excuse of a son probably can't give you any children." "Huh?" Lu Shiyan was confused. At night, Lu Shiyan cornered Qin Miaomiao in front of the house. He asked drunkenly, "Tell me. Who made you pregnant?" Qin Miaomiao stared at Lu Shiyan's face and replied mischievously, "He's dead." After getting the paternity test results, Lu Shiyan pulled Qin Miaomiao into his arms. "Baby, I'm sorry. Will you forgive me?"

A Story of Choice Imagine finding yourself at the crossroads of fate, torn between two paths. One leads to the person you love deeply—someone who has captured your heart and soul. The other path leads to the person who loves you more than anything, someone who would do anything to make you happy. What will you do if fate forces you to choose? Will you follow your heart, or will you choose the person who treasures you most? It's a story of choice, where love and loyalty collide, and no decision comes without sacrifice. A Story of Drama Trust is a fragile thing. What if the person you trusted with your life, turned out to be the one who wanted to end it? Betrayal cuts deep, and when it comes from someone you never expected, it shatters your world. What will you do when the mask comes off, and the truth is revealed? Will you confront them, or will fear keep you silent? This is a story of drama, where trust is broken, and survival depends on your next move. A Story of Action Learning to fight is one thing, but fighting for love is a battle of a different kind. When the world around you is in chaos, and your heart is caught in the storm, will you have the strength to hold on to love? Or will the struggles and dangers force you to let go? In this story of action, love is put to the ultimate test. The fight isn't just against the enemies outside—it's also against the doubts within. A Story of Love At the heart of it all, this is a story of love. Love in all its forms—complicated, beautiful, painful, and true. It's about the choices we make, the trust we give, the battles we fight, and the love we hold on to, no matter the cost. In the end, it's love that defines us and drives us, even when fate, betrayal, and danger stand in our way. Please enjoy reading!

Once, I was told, “Trust in Destiny, believe in what she tells you.” What a joke that turned out to be. Destiny has only ever brought ruin. Six full moons have passed since I lost everything—six moons that have come and gone, indifferent to my suffering. They leave me behind, walk past me as if I no longer exist, as if I’m already forgotten. I’ve disappointed them, failed them, and I am powerless to ask them to stay. Who knew a voice could give up on you so easily? It’s pitiful. I am pitiful. Once, I was loved by all, and in turn, I loved so deeply it hurt. That love is a distant memory now, a phantom pain that refuses to fade. I still love, though it only brings more pain, more regret. I pray, even now, for someone—anyone—to love me again, to love me so fiercely that I can forget the pain I caused my people. “Lilac eyes,” he murmurs, his voice barely audible over the pounding of my heart. “Your name is..." "Elayne."

All Chloe Carter wants is to get quick cash and dash out of small town Ruby Pointe before anyone notices she's back including her estranged ex husband and kids. Scott Anderson has had enough of women. This Rancher and workaholic single dad will realize that one woman will change his life even if she was a murderer.

An Anthology of Lost Stories and Hush-hush Narratives along dark dirty alleys and the bright neon-lit halls of the self righteous evil within souls darkened by wealth, power and pride.

When Persephone Athena James first met Bodhi Patrick O'Neill, a bond formed between them. As time passed and they grew, a love formed between them. When the future became the present, their secrets divided them. What secrets are they hiding and can the truth lead them back together?