I Accidentally Built a Harem of Girls Who All Hate Each Other
My name is Kenji Tanaka, and I'm just a regular high school guy. My motto has always been simple: keep your head down, be kind to people, and get through the day without any drama.
Somehow, that backfired. Spectacularly.
It started with Yumi, my sweet childhood friend who knows me better than anyone. Then came Akari Saito, the flawless and icy Student Council President who never gives anyone the time of day. After her, Rina Watanabe, the rebellious, flirty gyaru who terrifies teachers and mesmerizes her classmates. And finally, Miki Aoyama, the shy, silent bookworm who seems to live in the library.
Individually, they're incredible. But there are two major problems.
First: They all seem to have developed... feelings for me.
Second: They absolutely, positively, one-hundred-percent HATE each other.
My school life is no longer my own. It's a warzone of passive-aggressive lunch invitations, weaponized Valentine's chocolate, and study sessions that feel more like hostage negotiations. Every hallway greeting is a strategic maneuver, every compliment is a declaration of war.
And the 'accidents'? Don't even get me started. Tripping, falling, getting trapped in cramped closets... Every day is a new minefield of blushing faces and compromising positions that feel less and less accidental.
I didn't ask for this. I just wanted a peaceful life. So how did I accidentally build a harem of girls who all hate each other?
And more importantly... how the hell am I going to survive it?