Nut Craker

R18-FANTAY HAREM-ISEKAI- Welcome to Astra, a fantasy place where only ladies live, because all the men have vanished! The way these women make babies is a big mystery with the help of old, magical stuff. But, oh no! Something went wrong with the baby-making magic. The Empress of Astra, had a crazy idea to fix it. She uses a special power to bring heroes from other worlds to help out, but here's the twist: she might get a bad guy instead, and they can be anyone from a kid to a super-mean criminal! Now, let's meet Theo. He's just a regular teenager, minding his own business, when BAM! He gets zapped by a white light and ends up in Astra. He's not scared or mad like everyone else would be. The Empress is really confused because normally people go nuts when this happens to them. She's like, "Is this kid okay? Or is he playing some sneaky game?" The Empress feels really bad for pulling him into her world without asking, so she lets him take a nap. But, she's got spies watching him like a hawk because she's not sure if he's a good guy or a bad guy. What's going to happen to Theo? Will he save the day, or will he be the one to mess it all up? Stay tuned, because it's going to be a wild ride full of surprises and excitement! Free NSFW & ARTWORK on My Patreon : patreon.com/Som_Me ***The following content may contain explicit sexual material that is intended for mature audiences only. Viewer discretion is advised.***

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evan was supposed to be my husband watch out as the love between alysa and bill unfold with many oppositons but no matter how hard the nut is to crack love is unshakeable

[ MATURE CONTENT ] EXCERPT* "She... " Geb breathed "is my consort." Nut couldn't believe her ears, how can he a god of Egypt, god of earth, her brother and lover call a worthless mortal his consort. And immediately, she lost control her eyes turned white, the heavens were upset already. Immediately, she began to rain thunder and brimstone on Geb and Nessy. Geb didn't worry about himself he just shielded his consort from Nut's hail as she lay lifeless in his arms. * An Egyptian god banished from his time, the ancient Egypt to the present Egypt of the 21st century, because of his act of neglect to the supreme father. His presence in this present Egypt brings him to the life tie secret of the supreme father, which he never wished to share with the other deities whom their souls and existence were no more because of the supreme father's acts in the past against mother nature. He alone is able and with the will to fight against him and his wrong deeds to protect the other deities caged under his control. Did he succeed with the help of his mortal consort or not! That is for you to find out. Moreover, falling for a mere mortal is never the fate of any god. A love regected by the god of fate himself refused by nature and broken by time. Loving people sometimes means letting them go but that is definitely not what you say to a stubborn god... Egyptian gods "FICTIONAL!" Very thrilling!!

Triya, an art student, embraced life with joy and a carefree spirit, indulging in her whims as the only child of her parents. Her knack for collecting peculiar items was as unique as her methods for obtaining them. However, amidst her unconventional group of friends, she observed something intriguing about Karan, a fellow art student living a solitary life like her. Karan, shrouded in quietness and secrecy, held an unusual secret close to his heart, not letting anyone in his life because of this same reason. To Triya's disbelief, he orgasmed after consuming apples, an act that was out of his control. Once she found out about his secret, Triya's fascination with Karan's peculiar quirk set the stage for an unexpected connection, binding them in a peculiar relationship. Will Triya be able to crack the solid nut called Karan? Will Karan accept her despite the fact that their relationship started with a lustrous thought?

Lord Lank appears to have died of natural causes and his staggering levels of wealth have gone to his wife who is spending her windfall with a new boyfriend. Lord Lank's son believes there to be foul play and has sought the services of Creed, an obnoxious, brash investigator renowned for his abstract way of looking at and resolving cases.

" Within my deepest darkness, We met like destiny..." *** As a divine witch possessing the rarest of powers, Avalon was fated to bring about doom. Her clan was cursed with the task of saving a crown prince who happened to be half Lycan and half wizard being that his mother was a true blooded witch and his father, a Lycan. But there was an unfortunate prophecy foretold that, "if she ever utilizes her powers, you will all fall, one by friend, one by foe, and one by family." Because of this prophecy, Avalon has been in a tumultuous state from childhood. *** King Ares Mickelson, the most formidable Lycan to have ever existed who possessed enigmatic emerald green eyes. He has lived for nearly three centuries without finding a mate due to his dark past. His curse had befallen upon his mate and her entire clan in order to save his own life. On a journey back after attending his mother's funeral, Ares chanced upon Avalon in the dense forest and came to realize that she was his destined mate. However, what will come of Ares Mickelson when he finally encounters his long-awaited mate –Avalon a divine witch, who has been vengeful towards Ares Mickelson for cursing her entire clan? Is Avalon prepared to seek revenge for the curse that had befallen her? Or is Avalon ready to accept him despite his dark past? *** He was so close. Too close I forgot to breath. "You do not go around allowing people touch you however they want to. I am going to be your husband. Hence, you are mine and mine alone." Ares declared. What is going on?. Why Is he been so over protective.? "What's up with this beautiful nut job?' His eyes was still gazing deep into mine as he released a loud chuckle. No way! Did I just say that out loud?.

"And why would you do that" Sheba asked her, getting worried about how she was faring. "I did it all because l love you, yes Sheba l love you so much" she said as she locked her lips with hers it a kiss. "Nooooo " a voice screamed as a big blast was made and their bodies got seperated in different sides in the room. "Not in this world Elisha " the voice said in anger. Elisha raised her head to see who it was, lo and behold, it was the devil himself. "Lucifer? " REINCARNATED!! An enchantress from the past with the strong will to defeat her worst enemy *her sister*. In her first life, that didn't go well as her should was trap in an powerful ancient magical object. She craves to be REINCARNATED to continue her will, to destroy her sister and take over the whole Cullen with her darkness. Sheba! That was the name that made the devil himself go nuts. He longed for her to be his but she only craved to dominate and control even. Since they were not compatible, they turned to be worse rivals in the past but mates in present. HOW?!, read and find out. Fantasy. The world of socerecry keeps getting twined with the crave for power, dominion and love!.

What the hell?! At first, we were wiping the floor with those four-limbed mammalians! But what is this situation?! What the hell is the human fleet doing in our capital solar system?! The emperor thought as he watched the live video feed of a human battleship ram his empires fleets cruiser after the battleship's canons melted down from firing nonstop from the start of the battle. Only to hear his anxious ministers report. What?! The humans are orbital dropping their ground forces and beginning orbital bombardment during a fleet battle?! What the f*ck are they nuts?!? P.S. This book is inspired by The Strongest Interstellar Commander its a great book I suggest reading it.

Why they call us “Sense”? It’s because of our abilities to do the assignments? The way we as a team work together, or it’s because our mentor is nuts and give a name for the fun of it. Sorry, I am a head again. Introduction first; I’m the team capitán Sebastian, the second in command is Enrique, our medical assistant is Natalia, in charge on the field is Samuel and the anchor is Eduardo. And we’re good in every assignment so far. It makes “SENSE”, right?

Theodore Ken, a daughter to a wealthy CEO lived a single life for over five years due to a betrayal caused by her once best friend Bella and ex boyfriend Dan. Now Bella is about getting married to her new lover Vick but Theodore can't stand to see Bella happily married not after the pain she caused her. She decides to pay back by drafting a plan to trick Bella's lover into falling in love with her during a one month's business trip she made with him.. Unfortunately and unknown to her, she once had an encounter with Vick back in college of which Vick regards her with hatred due to some misunderstanding caused also by Bella.. Will Theo succeed in her revenge mission of tricking a hard nut Vick into falling for her? Will they overcome their misunderstandings and realise what they feel for each other?

“I am the end.” ________________________________ "S, why can't you teach me like a regular person? I need a teacher, I can't keep depending on Gilgamesh. I don't have a specific weapon either, and I need to fight." Adam stared at his hands, almost laughing at the sight. 'His hands' were mechanical now, filled with nuts and bolts. [YOUR INTELLIGENCE IS TOO LOW] That was an insult, but Adam didn't take it to heart. His intelligence was lower than most, and he needed to raise it, and fast. "Tell me, how do I raise my intelligence? I need something, anything," Adam pleaded. S took on humanoid form, but it wasn't a form he recognized. It was the form of an old man with a walking cane, and a back bent almost halfway. "How does this help me?" Adam asked, brimming with barely concealed rage. He couldn't let the others get ahead of him. He needed to contribute too. "Patience, you lack it. You fight with a vengeance, instead of fighting with a purpose. What do you want to protect? And why?" "Myself and The Renegades," Adam answered, shocked at how easily the answer came to him. "A barely passable answer, but I'll take it for now. Protect yourself for ten minutes, and I'll consider teaching you," S said and Adam swallowed. "Protect myself from what?" He asked. S had a weird sense of humor and he was starting to realize. [SIMULATING: A WILD BEAR] ________________________________ In a far-off future in an alternate timeline, there was a world called Lumos. In this world, magic was as common as breathing. And the more powerful ones had a system called Sigils. But something changed in the year 2500. Magic finally had a rival: Technology. Things were meant to be better for the citizens of Lumos. However, some humans who lived in that world weren’t so lucky. Adam Wayfarer was one of those people. Without a thing to show for his years on Lumos, he lived in the most rundown part of the city—where dreams die. No parents, no relatives, no money. Adam Wayfarer took a shady deal to make a little bit more money. What happens when the deal goes wrong, and Adam is left to die, abandoned in a world he doesn’t recognize? Will he survive, or give up finally? In a world where magic clashes with technology, the world upturns itself. State against state, country against country, continent against continent. The corruption seeps into the fabric of the world, dyeing it red. Even the gods are not left out. Who’s left standing at the end? ____________ Here’s my discord: https://discord.gg/gvPWA7Yx

Samantha appeared from no where and caught the heart of the most formidable Billionaire and king, Lucas Green. But who was Samantha? Was she just an ordinary girl from the shrubs as her background claims? In this mind blowing romance between a King and a supposed common girl, explore as fate ties this nut.

Zhou Xia was going to register her marriage when she found out that her boyfriend was cheating on her. But to make matters worse, Shen Lin, her ex-boyfriend, saw her beating up her boyfriend! The situation was sufficient to murder anyone's chance at a social life, but being a lady with a stout heart, Zhou Xia lifted her foot away from her unconscious boyfriend. “What are you looking at? I will marry you if you keep looking,” she declared to her ex. That somehow ended up making things worse... because Shen Lin agreed to marry her! Staring at the fresh and new marriage certificate, Zhou Xia was left dumbstruck. Somehow, she had a different husband than planned! Later, she went to the hospital to laugh at the now ex-boyfriend who cheated on her, and realized that the man's attending physician was Shen Lin! Seeing that Shen Lin was glowering, she snuggled up to him and said, “Shen Lin... I mean, darling, I'm sorry. I shouldn't have broken his leg.” Shen Lin gave her a look. “Yes, you shouldn't have broken just one leg. You should have broken both his legs.” “Oh, how about his nuts as well?” Zhou Xia quipped. Shen Lin: ... Later, someone asked Zhou Xia, “Of all the good men in the world, why would you choose a gloomy face like Shen Lin?” Zhou Xia replied, “There are many good men... but they all belong to someone else, whereas Shen Lin is mine.” Meanwhile, someone asked Shen Lin, “Of all the fine women in the world, why would you choose someone as clingy as Zhou Xia?” Shen Lin said, “She's my only ex, and I have no intention of falling for anyone else.”

# SEDUCTION Tang Zhi never expected someone to steal her fiance, and the person who did it was her cousin, to boot. The fiancé she never met came over and said, “Let’s break off our engagement. I don’t love you. I love Xiao Xuan.” Tang Zhi just gave him a nonchalant glance and gave him a score in her heart. ‘5/10.’ “Sure. Let’s call it off.” That night, she saw someone that left a deep impression on her in a high-class private club. As an aloof woman who had a thing for handsome men, Tang Zhi immediately remembered that intimidating face. He wore the most standard of black suits, but he gave off an aloof, cocky air that no one could possibly overlook. He was truly eye candy. A few days later, someone made a request through an international organization. They offered five million to buy his contact number. Gentle Fourth Sister: Sixth, I heard that you’re the one who made the request yesterday. Is that true? Hot-tempered Second Brother: Not bad. At least you didn’t embarrass me. Noob Cousin: Tang Zhi, you’re nuts! What on earth do you want to do?!

Although it began in the orphanage like most of the cases, it seemed different this time. She was adopted by a multi-child family as soon as she was reborn. Father Ye: Didn't you want a sister? From now on, Xing'er will be your sister. Seven brothers: Yeah, is this our sister? So cute! Since then, Ye Xing had lived a life of group spoiling. Seven older brothers even fought for scrambling to peel shrimps for their younger sister, which made Ye Xing, who had an adult soul in the body, felt that this world was so magical. Later, the brothers suddenly discovered that as long as they had more contact with their sister, they would be lucky. Bought bad stocks? Don't be afraid, the stock soared 300% one second before the close! Picking up a lottery ticket on the ground? Oh, the first prize in the national lottery fell into the Ye family! Even if they picked up a broken necklace by the trash can, some handsome men came, taking his sister for keeping as a mistress! With the help of Ye Xing’s luck, the seven elder brothers have gradually grown into bigwigs in various fields. Years later, when the seven brothers gave their achievement testimonials, they glanced at each other and said with one voice: These are the credits of my sister! Character setting of the female lead: Full of good luck buff, can bring good luck to the people around, turning bad luck into good luck. Being optimistic, cheerful, helpful, and having good cooking skills, bringing happiness to everyone. The character setting of the male lead: Tsundere childhood friends, pretending to be mature, always mocking the naive hostess. Like saying poisonous words, but willing to accompany the female lead to do some naive things. A genius with a high IQ and protect the female lead unconditionally. Mantra: You stupid girl, are you nuts?

Sept, a maverick scientist from the advanced planet of Xomurd, faces an unexpected predicament when a teleportation experiment goes awry. Stranded on an unfamiliar and enigmatic world, his scientific prowess becomes his only lifeline. As he navigates the uncharted planet, Sept encounters strange phenomena and a mysterious crystalline substance that hints at the planet's ancient secrets. With no way home and only his AI companion, Lexi, by his side, he embarks on a journey of discovery, uncovering the planet's hidden wonders and confronting the challenges of survival.

No matter what happens he will always be mine It doesn't matter if he doesn't know i existed All i need is to see him fine All i need is to see him smile One glance from him will make me nuts In my dreams i beg him to call out my name In life it doesn't matter; i put my love life and emotions locked All because i have been hurt many times After that my attitude started to change and i always believed on my own strength I realised by time that no one deserves my trust. Ohh right sorry i forgot to introduce myself; My name is Jessica Evans, but i like people calling me Jessi

The Prince of the Celestial Empire was once an extremely excited and curious child. But he died gruesomely. [Reincarnation Cycle has been activated] The Prince of the Celestial Empire survived the incident this time and became an extremely kind king. But the people closest to him betrayed him and destroyed everything he had. [Reincarnation Cycle has been activated] The Prince of the Celestial Empire went mad, complete nuts and destroyed everything he could, committing every evil possible, becoming a feared Demonic King. But the Gods descended from heaven and killed him for his sins. [Reincarnation Cycle has been activated] The Prince of the Celestial Empire... okay stop this. "I'm done with this nonsense. This time neither will I be kind, nor will I be evil, I will be... both! My goal this time is to create chaos and destruction, then sympathize from the sidelines. I'll make every plan I can to catch the person who keeps doing this to me and I'll enjoy myself to the fullest in the journey." A weird adventure of utter chaos, masterful planning and enjoying every pleasure life has to offer begins. ------------------------ This novel has R-18 content with harem and incest. No NTR. Oh and don't worry, there is a plot. The world in the story is pretty huge, so there will be a few information heavy chapters in the beginning. But they go hand in hand with the story. Writing can be a bit slow as I have a lot of work to do, but I'll try writing as much as possible. --------------------------- Anyhow, feel free to make suggestions.

I stared at my psychologist with a condemning face. I wanted to hit him. He was crazy and he was driving me crazy too. I didn't need a psychologist, he needed one. " I love my boyfriend and he loves me as well, " I screamed feverishly.  " Do you think you love him? Do you think he loves you? " My psychologist asked. His tone derided me.  " Yes I love him and I know he loves me too. "  " What makes you think he does? " he asked, as he closed the door.  " He kisses me everyday, calls me everyday, fights for me, stops bullies from bullying me. He tells me he loves me everyday. "  " I could do all this to you too, but, does that mean I love you? " he asked striding to me, sending my spine erect and at the ready. " Does that mean I love you? "  " Don't mess with me. Don't try to get in my head. I love Martinez. . . "  " He doesn't love you. He was only playing with your feelings all along. "  I buried my head in my hand, trying to will my psychologist words out of my mind but those creepy words were a bigger match for me.  He grimaced, then released a long sigh and framed my face with his hands. " Accept the truth. That guy doesn't love you, he has never loved you. Don't be sad Chloe, the right man will find you. "  " I want my Martinez. I want my boyfriend, " I screamed.  He took my hand and made me stand up. " You are emotionally stressed and I have the right words for you. When a guy loves you, he will never abandon you. But where is Martinez? " He bent down and kissed me. It was so tender. It brought tears to my eyes. " If you want any man's heart on a platter, you can have it. Don't be in a lonely state of mind. "  There was nothing I could find to say in answer to that. Instinct____only instinct could respond. My arms lifted to his shoulders and I pressed my mouth to the warm white skin at his throat. " You are obviously lying to me. Martinez loves me and I know, you know that. "  " It's been two weeks since we have been having classes together. Don't waste all my effort by believing something which is absurd, " he said, he didn't sound happy.    I am seventeen years, silly and crazily in love with my boyfriend. But at this moment, I still don't understand why my mom had to get me a psychologist. She claims I am suffering from a heartbreak caused by my boyfriend and that I needed a psychologist to help get me back, to the normal me.  Unfortunately for me, this psychologist is sexually attractive and of course, he knows that. So, he uses his manly charms to seduce me and yet, he claims it is my cure. I get seduced sometimes, but the fact still remains, ' Mr CRAZY PSYCHOLOGIST, I WANT MY BOYFRIEND ' .  The psychologist is however, suffering the same heartbreak I am suffering, so that makes us even. His girlfriend dumped him and went for his best friend. While my boyfriend was playing emotional games with me all along, so he dumped me when the game was over.  Now, seduction, kisses, hugs and sex, seems like the prescribed drugs for our emotional pain, BUT WHAT HAPPENS WHEN ONE OF US FALLS IN LOVE, YET, THE OTHER ONE STILL LOVES HIS OR HER EX AND THE EX WANTS TO BE BACK IN HIS OR HER LIFE? 

Joseph. The kid is around 13 years or so, but he's crazy. But not like 6 year old murderer crazy, but more of a "I'm gonna sell my organs" kinda crazy. The kid never liked his family since they were all in his face, though most of them were down from his face (since they are short). And he's always been scared of murdering someone. Till chapter 1 that is! (how stupid :P) The fool is scared of blood, but he loves seeing death and torture. What a creep! The worst part is, the kid is nuts. The guy has literally no morals but still thinks of public opinion. What a cunning fox! And since all the people he knows are stupid and have like 3 iq, he doesn't even get in trouble for mentally harassing those stupid 3 iq fools! So unfair! Why can't we away with mental abuse?! (he didn't get in trouble since none of them don't realized they were being harassed). But unlike most other everyday Joe's, this Joe-seph (a pun) is a murderer! a serial killer to be exact. After murdering his family, the guy burnt down his house and played the victim, but got caught in the end. Damn you, police and your investigations! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Hello. Tis me, (read author name)! Today, I'm here to tell you to remove this from your collection, because it's completed with this super short 2 chapter thing... Kinda disappointing, but this is to support Alex in his life which came out of a recycled name.

Dairy of a boy who attempted No Nut November Let the challenge begin

"She... " Geb breathed "is my consort." Nut couldn't believe her ears, how can he a god of Egypt, god of the earth and dust her brother and lover call a worthless human his consort. And immediately, she lost control her eyes turned white the heavens we're upset already. Immediately, she began to rain thunder and brimstone on Geb and Nessy. Geb didn't worry about himself he just shielded his consort from Nut's hail as she lay lifeless in his arms.

I grew up from one of the most poorest family with illiterate parents where school fees payment was a hard nut to crack but later struggled to pay my own school fees up to advanced level of education

"Erica, do you still love me?" "You are driving me nuts, Camila. I can't do this right now. I have a swordsmanship championship coming up soon. I just can't have any distraction." I was already crying hard now I kept rubbing the tears away from my eyes. My heart just hurts so bad. I actually already knew the answer, yet I was so persistent in getting the answer. I just wanted to hear the words from her mouth, and now I have received them. So why does it hurt so bad? I nodded my head. "Ok." I walked away opening the door. "Camila..." I paused for a moment. "I have never stopped thinking about you." Hopeful tears came out of my eyes, and I looked back to Erica. "I'll wait for you for as long as it takes." ~~~ Beautiful, smart, and good at athletics, Erica is the school council president, who is the envy that every parent would want their children to be. However, no human can be flawless as Erica has a few secrets of her own like falling so deeply in love with her best friend, Camila Lauren. Her sexuality is no different than any other lesbians. Feeling needed outside of school Erica is a beautiful player that had broken the heart of many girls in order to keep a stable friendship and school life. Furthermore, nothing goes as planned when a secret is exposed on her 18th birthday. She is the granddaughter of the infamous Lumia Family boss and is the next successor. As messy as life gets Erica's world was turned off balance she plunges into the world of bloodshed, death, and MAGIC! READ MORE TO FIND OUT!! Other work: The Alpha's Mate is A Reaper (Lesbian Stories)

Oldman MayHill and Master Harper sat opposite of each other- measuring each other in every aspects. Both men had lot of things in common. Both had five stern looking bodyguards standing behind them. Both were number one in their respective business world- MayHill groups controlled the business while Harpers controlled the underworld. Both were ridiculously rich with estimated fortunes of billions of dollars. Both these old men commanded respect wherever they go. They knew each other since they were kids themselves. But both of them hated each other’s gut. Now, you might be wondering what they are doing together then? Well these men had one problem in common- their grandchildren. Oldman MayHill and Master Harper both thought of their grandchildren at the same time. Both were turning out to be too handful for the elders. Ashton MayHill was Oldman MayHill’s oldest grandchild and the President of MayHill groups. He was the perfect grandson until he refused several influential marriage proposals. Then again such refusal never seem to stop women from wanting to grab his attention. Recently to show his rebellion against the family for bringing in the marriage proposals, he has been on the front page of national newspapers too often- almost every single day with a different woman. Oldman MayHill just wanted his grandchild to get serious and settle down. He wanted to see his great-grandchild soon. But it was becoming near impossible now. On the other hand, Master Harper had completely opposite issue with his only grandchild. They were the boss of the underworld but his only granddaughter has turned out to be a nerdy computer geek. On top of that she had such a sharp tongue. She refused to go out and even if she went out- she only went to the company’s training ground to check out the half naked men. She was caught staring at them too often that the men have started to complain to Master Harper about it. He just wanted her to get married- maybe he can then have a great grandson who can take over the family business. Both elders shook their head as they thought about their grandchild. To solve the issue, the elders decide to cooperate and devise a plan to get their grandchildren marry each other. For both the elders, it was not a bad deal. But they needed a solid plan to make sure their grandchildren agree to this. After three hours of yelling, cursing and throwing tantrums, the elders were finally able to devise a plan to get their grandchildren to marry each other. “Well, it seems like we are going to be in-laws now”, Oldman MayHill as he stood up from his seat. “Seems like it”, said Master Harper as he grinned at the old man.

An unexpected encounter drew two students, Ren and Shinobu, to each other. Opposites attract. Friendship ensues. Feelings grow. Will they remain together in spite of their differences? "You're either nuts or stupid." "Actually, I'm neither. But you're just being difficult." "That's what I do, you idiot." "Well, being sociable is what I do." Shinobu laughed out loud after a dead beat of silence. Ren was astonished. It was a nice sound, low and almost husky. Why in the name of god did he think that? [Note: It is the first novel in a loosely connected trilogy: 1. Devotion 2. Capture 3. Love Is]

A proud,powerful, arrogant goddess reborn into a pathetic human body is forced to live a life filled with endless tumors, troubles and schemes...... She is determined to give the body a better life......she won't back down until that every single person responsible for her problems are destroyed..... She is determined to kill and destroy anything that stands in her part including gods and goddesses But there he is......... challenging her driving her nuts Handsome devil "Seeing you in that dress makes me want to rip it off ur body! " He moved close to me as my eyes met with his and his breath meet with mine I gulped down heavily "I seriously would love to see what's underneath this dress.....! "His eyes gave in to lust and a bit of admiration "Won't you love that??? "His hands were already on my waist drawing me closer to him Too close...... too close... DANGER alert!!!!! DANGER alert!!!!! you stupid heart stop beating!!! And you brain formulate something....... Anything!!!! "Don't move close, you breath stinks! "I blurted and immediately regretted it when he slammed his lips on mine