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Felix Ariel, a typical Floridian, found himself transported to a mysterious kingdom in another world. However, a misunderstanding led to Felix accidentally killing the king, resulting in his untimely demise. Following this tragic event, Felix's spirit encountered a mysterious being who identified as Felix's ancestor. This entity claimed that Felix had been cursed by an unknown individual. For Felix's safety, the ancestor bestowed upon him a system for self-defense. Upon returning to Earth, Felix realized that he would be transmigrated to the alternate world at noon due to the lingering curse. To prepare for this unexpected transmigration, Felix relied on the system, which required him to gather oil and gold to enhance his abilities. Thus began Felix's quest in the other world. With his system, he brought firearms and an ambition to spread liberty... for prosperity and freedom. ... Author's note: I got burnt out after trying to write a serious, action-packed story. So, I guess I'll return to what I do best: writing a stupid comedy novel. Again, this is a satire story. Expect memes and stereotypes. Don't take anything seriously. Lastly, this story takes place after Florida Man's General Store in Cultivation World. The MC is Leo's descendant. You don't need to read the previous novel to understand this story, but those who have will enjoy some easter eggs.

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Ding! [QUEST: Defeat the Abyssal Realm Lord. Grimzark, The Dread of Tyrant.] DESCRIPTION: The Abyss Realm was once under the rule of Goddess Zyraena, but it fell into darkness when the Fallen God, Grimzark defeated it's guardian and took control. OBJECTIVE: Reclaim Goddess Zyraena's realm. Reward: Hidden Class, Gold Coins, Experience, Legendary Weapon, Return to Earth ,REUNITE WITH YOUR MOTHER Etc. Time Limit: None. Penalty for Failure: Death. You will be transported to the Abyss Realm in 5..4...3... Han Seojun is frail and barely more than skin and bones from a life of poverty, was raised by his hardworking mother with no knowledge of his father. At 18, he inherits the Ancient Infinite System, a power passed down for generations from Goddess Zyraena, The Former Echidna (Goddess of Monsters). Over five months, the system transforms his weak body and improves their lives. Just as Seojun is about to take his dream veterinary exam, he's suddenly summoned to the Abyss Realm, a brutal world where only the strong survive. After 500 years of Endless battle with his Guardian Cerberus named Huno and Hydra named Silla, Seojun finally reclaim the Realm. Ding! [Congratulations Host! You have max your level! LV. 999,999] Ding! [You have obtained a Hidden Class: SSS-Rank Abyssal Tamer.] [Title Acquired: Lord of the Abyss] Upon returning, 5 years had passed since his dissapearance and finds the world transformed. Dungeons and monsters are rampant, and people now possess skills and classes granted by a system called global system Where Earth transformed A Game into Reality. People granted is known as the Awakeners and Seojun, protected by his Infinite system, rejected the global system. He is classified as a glitch—a Non-Awakened by the Global System but his level just reset to 1. --- Author's Note I'm new to writing, and this is my first time creating a system novel. Since I'm not fluent in English, I use AI to help with translation. --- CHAPTER UPDATE SCHEDULE: 2 Chapter per day --- Let's talk here. DISCORD LINK: https://discord.gg/Fuz3pFJ6

[You Leveled Up!] [You have learned a new rune.] Arthur Silvera's world just glitched. His mysterious new 'Legacy' is transforming him – a nobody – into the ultimate stat-absorbing, rune-crafting powerhouse. But is this power a gift... or an unmanageable curse? In a world of magic-infused tech, Arthur must master his abilities to survive. Monstrous dungeons, mech-powered guilds, and realms beyond imagining await… but with a Legacy this broken, the whole system might just come crashing down around him. *** Discord Server: https://discord.gg/GFD6p9sByS

It was a very normal day for the inhabitants of planet Earth when an emotionless robotic voice resounded in every creature's mind. "Unawakened Planet#54673242 discovered" "Initiating Awakening" When mankind had finally adapted to these changes, the voice of the System rang once again. "Tutorial has ended. A war will be initiated for the ownership of Planet#54673242." Mankind fought long and hard but they were still no match for their enemies. Mankind lost. Ezekiel or Zeke as his friends knew him, was a researcher. He was one of the wisest humans and there was a spear sticking through his chest. As he was dying, he heard the System's voice. "Activation prerequisites met." "Activating Skill: Glitch???" "Remaining Uses: None" The last thing he heard before dying was, "You human vermin finally lost. This planet now belongs to the...wait! What is happening? Why is the Sys@#$%@$..." ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- This is a regression novel. Also, check out my other book, Chaos Chronicles: Rise of the Cosmic Archon[Remastered] Cover by Forteller. For comissions, contact him at: maxisjay7@gmail.com

In the battle of different super planets, Rong jingyu , the commander in chief, the strongest woman after the king of a super planet was betrayed by her best friend and her fiance. The strong headed girl went for the war immediately without giving the bastard couple a second glance, but still destroying their whole life after this day. Because of a technical glitch caused by the jealousy of the king which cost her, her life and she transmigrate to the blue plant(earth) with her 4 team leaders passing through a blackhole. Rong jingyu had a hard life, being hated by her whole family, misunderstood by everyone as a jinx for eating her father's life and finally died in the hands of the person whom she trusted the most . Her cousin and her childhood sweetheart. Leaving behind a sickly mother and a pityful brother. The strongest woman took her place and swore to get back what rightfully belongs to her and give back everything that she and her family suffered in the hands of her grandmother, her uncles' family and that green tea couple with a super diligent space with billions of supplies and resources, super exotic crops and food from the previous plant. She also retained her previous superpowers as well as able to connect to her previous loyal army leaving the previous planet as an empty shell without any security. She took her family with the billions of supplies and her loyal army to build her own super business and again be the strongest and the wealthiest woman in the blue planet. He, Gong zhanchen , mysterious, cold-blooded, ruthless, untouchable, no one knew where he came from five years ago and just scooped up the whole business world establishing his own multi-trillion business empire. All most , none saw his real face since many, really couldn't afford to see him. But, he really seemed to be searching for something or someone!? .... Gong zhanchen eyes seemed to turn red when he saw the same face and sensed the exact same aura emanating from her " got you! " He whispered under his mouth staring at the girl. ..... Few years later- Gong zhanchen went inside the washroom, picked up a washboard and came back outside and kneeled before a beautiful woman sitting on the bed ignoring him. "Wife! I'm sorry! I know it's my fault. I shouldn't have lose control and gone out of limit last night." Saying this he suddenly smirked. " But didn't you enjoy it too? I can still hear your excited screaming voice from last night " The woman suddenly flushed and glared at him. Pointing a finger towards the door outside " Tonight! Your sleeping OUT in the living room sofa " ....... let's join Rong jingyu on her adventure and finding out from the hidden secrets behind her rebirth to eliminating all the hidden dangers lurking in the dark . sorry if I have some/many grammar mistakes. English is not my first language and this is purely my own fantasy. I don't own the cover picture but I own the story.

What happens when reality starts to bug out and your life as you know it is flipped upside down? Anomalies that couldn't possibly exist start to pop out of nowhere. This was the exact situation Magnus found himself in after a bizarre glitch yanked him from his own universe and tossed him into another. In this new, fantastical world brimming with magic and supernatural phenomena, Magnus's unexpected arrival landed him in possession of the Command Console, a tool that seems to be able to edit almost anything. With it, Magnus creates a variety of supernatural abilities that defy all common sense, even in a world of fantasy. Whether it was one that granted him truly endless strength or the ability to create detailed simulations of reality within his own mind, anything was possible. But Magnus isn't the only instance of such logic-defying abilities. All over the world, glitches are starting to manifest in weird ways: a brick that could knock anything unconscious with a single touch, a child whose perception of the world could affect reality, or even a woman who was, inexplicably, everyone's mother—there seemed to be no rhyme or reason behind any of them. When faced with all of these chaotic elements, Magnus comes to a decision. "Alright, if these are all glitches, then I'll simply have to be the one to fix them." Release Schedule: Monday, Wednesday & Friday. (Around 7:11 PM Eastern Standard Time) - This novel is also being posted on Royalroad, and can be read here; https://www.royalroad.com/fiction/84118/when-fantasy-glitches The Royalroad version is 10 Chapters ahead and has the original format.

Alternative Title: "Reincarnated as the Hero's Daughter: Why Is My MP Not Running Out? After living a life filled with hardships and suffering which ended in her ultimate sacrifice to protect her family and defeat the foes that she hated the most, our protagonist suddenly finds herself being brought to a white space where a God of Reincarnation quickly realizes he committed a mistake. "Wait, you're not from Earth?! Oh, my bad!" After being mistaken for a "good soul" due to her high positive karma count, she is reincarnated by error and given a glitched system as her only gift to explore this new world. Now, she finds herself being reincarnated as a half-elf girl named Sylph with two loving and doting parents. However, as she grows up, she begins to find weird things... "Why is my father just slaying a dragon leisurely?" "Eh? My mother can heal any wound or disease?!" "Wait! Why is my MP never running out? What's going on in here?!" Join Sylph as she explores a new world of endless possibilities, fights against the ghosts of the past that torment her parents’ lives, discovers herself and makes good friends along the way. Who knows? Perhaps this time she’ll even save the world! MP = Mana Points Over 100000 Words available for FREE! Daily Chapters Note : Vote for the Novel for extra weekly chapters. 100 Power Stones = 1 Extra Chapter per week 200 Power Stones = 2 Extra Chapters per week 500 Power Stones = 5 Extra chapters per week 10 Golden Tickets = 2 Extra chapters per week 20 Golden Tickets = 3 Extra chapters per week 50 Golden Tickets = 7 Extra chapters per week

[LitRPG / Isekai / Adventure / Action / Comedy] Inspired by Mushoku Tensei, God of War, Bloodborne, Elden Ring & Warhammer 40k. Zen Hawthorn is a strange fellow, born with a curse that makes everyone questions his sanity. In a cruel twist of fate, he embarks on a journey to avenge his grandfather; further unlocking the mysteries of the world he lives in. Join him, on an action-adventure-romcom journey filled with Demons, Celestials and Cosmic Beings as he narrates from his humble beginning, to the prevention of the Demon King's resurrection and more. Beware of plentiful memes, Easter Eggs and references found within. This story contains Japanese folklores, Norse & Greek mythology along with Elves, Demons, Reptilians, Vikings and Dragons. Have fun reading! Book 1 - Not An Isekai Story (Completed) Book 2 - Not An Isekai Story Unshipped (In Progress) Book 3 - Simply Not Another Isekai Story (Coming Soon) Book 4 - Simply Not Another Isekai Story Unlimited (Coming Soon)

In a world where gaming skills can make or break careers, one individual stands out as the ultimate hacker, renowned for his unparalleled ability to manipulate and exploit game systems. With a reputation forged in the underground gaming community, he is a master of using mod menus and scripts to bend the rules of the digital realm. From invincibility and speed hacks to item spawning and map manipulation, his arsenal of cheats is the stuff of legends. However, the thrill of victory is often overshadowed by the risk of detection and the consequences that come with his actions. When he stumbles upon the latest virtual reality MMORPG, Eternal Realms: Genesis, he cannot resist the opportunity to immerse himself in this hyper-realistic world. Promising unmatched graphics and gameplay, it quickly captures his attention. Eager to put his skills to the test, he enters the game, prepared to redefine the limits of this new reality. But what begins as a routine gaming experience takes an unexpected turn when a mysterious glitch causes him to be physically transported into the game, And Also Other Players. Now trapped within a realm of fantasy and danger, he discovers that the game is more than just a playground; it’s a living, breathing world governed by complex systems and rules. Armed with his custom-built mod menu, packed with game-breaking scripts, he embraces the challenge of navigating this new existence. His abilities allow him to manipulate the game to his advantage, utilizing cheats such as Fly Mode, God Mode, and Aimbot to dominate opponents and conquer quests that would leave ordinary players trembling. As he soars above landscapes and moves unseen through enemy territory, the excitement of wielding god-like powers is intoxicating. However, with great power comes great scrutiny. His exploits attract the attention of the game's governing forces—powerful beings determined to maintain balance and order in Eternal Realms: Genesis. These enforcers, designed to counteract anomalies like him, pose a formidable threat to his dominance. While he relishes his newfound freedom and the thrill of being a virtual god, he begins to grapple with the ethical implications of his actions. Is it right to manipulate a world that feels so real? As his notoriety grows, he becomes embroiled in conflicts that threaten the very fabric of this universe. Every cheat he employs not only impacts his journey but also ripples through the lives of other players and NPCs alike. Caught between his desire for power and the consequences of his actions, he must navigate the treacherous waters of this MMORPG world. As alliances are formed and enemies arise, he is forced to confront his own motivations and the reality of what it means to be a hacker in a world that has become his new reality. Will he remain the unchallenged overlord of his domain, or will he learn that even in a world built on cheats, there are limits to power and a price for bending the rules? In Hacker OP: Cheating My Way Through Another World, the line between the virtual and the real blurs, and the ultimate hacker must decide whether to embrace his god-like abilities or seek a path toward redemption in a world that may be more than just a game.

After reincarnating eight times unsuccessfully due to a glitch in the netherworld, Jia Hao finally reincarnated in the world of Urban Fantasy, an eroge game that he played before. However, he realized the game was currently in the bad ending mode and he is powerless like a side character without any game system. Skinny dude who blackmails girls? Check! Fat Ugly Uncle who lusts after women? Check! Blonde haired delinquent whose eyes are covered with bangs? Check! As Jia Hao was wrecking his brain to how to change the plot, he found a mysterious pot that can take him into an ancient world, and the items he brought from the modern world transformed into heavenly treasures! " Now, you dare to gaze at my women? My dear wives! Beat him to death!" Jia Hao ordered as he leaned back on the chair like a salted fish.

Rated +18 Ethan (unlike many unlucky protagonists) was doing pretty well, he had just graduated from high school, he isn't a straight A student but he isn't so bad either. He was very popular in his high school days, with short black curly hair, average height and build, and a face any girl would die for, Ethan navigated through high school like a breeze. But before he could leave for college he was diagnosed with a strange illness and was told he had only six months to live. The news was devastating to Ethan but it was true, four months had gone in the blink of an eye and Ethan had only two left, he started trying things he hadn't done before. After getting a recommendation from a friend he bought a virtual reality game called Harem Online. Before he could play the game it glitched and was isekaied into a fantasy world where magic and women reigned supreme. Follow Ethan on his adventure as he navigates through a world dominated by women with his lust system. The early chapters might be a little clumsy but it gets really good, oh and lots of lemon, I mean like a lot of lemons. Additional Tags: Adventure - Action - R18 - Isekai - System - Harem - Weak to Strong - Handsome ML - Beautiful FLs - Smut - Elves - Vampires - Demons - Monster Girls. 100 power stones for 1 bonus chapter. 1 Magic castle for 5 bonus chapters. Check out my other work Lust System: Sword Genius in Women's World

In a universe where game and reality collide, an NPC character named Alexis Tilt—known in the virtual world of "Boundless" as the master strategist—finds himself ripped from his familiar, coded world and thrust into the hustle and bustle of modern-day Japan. When a hacker's sabotage wreaks havoc on the Global Game World Server, "Boundless Adventure" is consumed by glitches and fractures that send Alexis and other NPCs into the real world, not to mention the waves of creatures from his game world that threaten to appear every day at noon! As Alexis explores his new surroundings, curiosity overtakes him, and instead of scrambling to return, he finds himself captivated by the real world’s unprogrammed beauty and unpredictable rhythms. Now, he’s not just figuring out how to live; he’s learning how to thrive as a restaurant manager, navigating the daily grind with humor, curiosity, and tactical finesse. But the challenges of his digital past aren’t far behind. As creatures and beasts spawn into his new life during midday “Waves,” Alexis and other displaced NPCs from his world must join forces to protect the real world from Boundless Adventure’s perils, using strategy and bravery in ways he never anticipated. Will Alexis find a new calling in this world? Dive into a thrilling tale where gaming’s fantasy meets real-world challenges, adventure meets discovery, and every day brings new battles and surprises for Alexis in this new fresh, unscripted life that he stumbled upon.

In a fractured world where the flow of time is both unpredictable and dangerous, societies struggle to adapt to the phenomena known as chronal distortions. These anomalies warp reality, leaving cities in temporal limbo, freezing people in endless loops, or accelerating life spans without warning. The origins of these disturbances lie within the ancient Chrono Protocol, a mysterious system that grants rare individuals the ability to control time itself. However, every gift comes at a cost: wielding time demands immense focus and sacrifices, threatening the user’s life and sanity. Elior is a young, unassuming man living on the fringes of a decaying empire, just one of many caught in the world’s ever-twisting timeline. His life feels aimless, repetitive, and stagnant—until one night, he experiences an eerie temporal glitch. Shortly after, he receives an unexpected message: he has been chosen by the Chrono Protocol. Initially, Elior dismisses it as a prank, but strange abilities soon emerge. These abilities, the core of the Chrono Bloom, allow him to alter localized time zones—speeding, slowing, or even freezing moments around him. With little guidance and great risk, Elior begins his journey, discovering that time is far more volatile and costly than he could have imagined.

Set in the near future, tech companies have taken economic and political control of the world by creating the most powerful invention known to man, the Virtual Zone. Starting off as a mere dream over a decade ago, the technology allows for people to create entire worlds inside an advanced Virtual Simulation System (VSS). One of them titled Hologlobe which is tied to a chip manufacturing company called Cybrim that holds dark secrets behind a clean public image. Deciding she wants to help her family with their financial stability, science enthusiast Carmen Monez creates a virtual world inside the Hologlobe to participate in a collaborative program between Cybrim and NASA. All seems well until an AI character inside the sim glitches out and threatens to get her entire work deleted by Cybrim. Realizing she needs to fix the issue from inside the simulation to avoid surveillance from the company she recruits her siblings on a cyber mission like none they're ever experienced before. As the siblings make new friends on their journey to stop the universe destroying glitch they start to uncover a hidden conspiracy that may spell about the beginnings of an all out corporate war.

In a world where time is a commodity and survival depends on leveling up, Alex is an ordinary man thrust into extraordinary circumstances. After the tragic death of his sister, Alex joins the virtual world of ALBEKO, where players fight to survive in a harsh post-apocalyptic landscape. But when a glitch in the system grants Alex the mysterious powers of a Shade Master, his path to power is set in motion. Now armed with shadowy abilities no one has ever seen, Alex hides his true strength while gathering allies in the dangerous city of Starter. Joined by the fierce archer Betsy, the boisterous barbarian Drax, and the enigmatic paladin Luke, Alex begins his rise as the leader of the newly formed guild, CODE. But the road to dominance is treacherous, and the powerful guild Golden Fang will stop at nothing to maintain its control over the city. As Alex and his companions navigate political intrigue, deadly dungeons, and rival guilds, they must prepare for their ultimate goal: to ascend to the second floor of ALBEKO. But with every step they take, the mysterious entity known only as K watches from the shadows, waiting to reveal the truth that could change everything. Glitchborn: Rise of the First Floor is an epic LitRPG adventure filled with tactical combat, complex alliances, and a dark mystery lurking just beneath the surface. In this world, survival isn’t just about leveling up—it’s about rewriting the rules.

[Important info in chapter 1 (Volume 1), make sure to check it out for additional information] In a world where reality seems to waver on the brink of absurdity, 15-year-old Idaeus Kamaras drifts through his final year of primary school, wrapped in layers of cynical detachment. His existence is a monotonous blur of meaningless interactions and superficial engagements, a shield against the chaos he feels lurking beneath the surface of his everyday life. But his insular routine is violently shattered when a reality glitch propels him into a nightmarish encounter with shadowy figures who expose a harrowing truth: the world he knows is an elaborate simulation, orchestrated by a cabal of powerful elites. Rescued by an enigmatic girl by the name of Novalie Lavigne, Idaeus awakens in a sterile hospital room to discover an unprecedented opportunity: a chance to become an "Administrator" with the power to manipulate the very fabric of this simulated reality. Torn between the safety of his previous life and the allure of unimaginable power, Idaeus accepts the offer, plunging into a world where every action could alter the balance of power. As he delves into this fractured reality, guided by Novalie, Idaeus uncovers a sinister tapestry of corporate conspiracies, geopolitical machinations, and clandestine agendas. Each revelation pulls him deeper into a vortex of deception, as he grapples with his own repressed traumas and insecurities that threaten to consume him. Navigating a perilous hierarchy of shadowy administrators, he is forced to confront the darkest corners of the simulation, where truth and illusion blur into a nightmarish tapestry of control and resistance. "The Admin’s Paradox" weaves a tale of digital rebellion and existential dread, a heart-pounding odyssey through a world meticulously constructed by unseen forces. As the ultimate truth emerges, threatening to unravel the very fabric of existence, Idaeus must summon unparalleled courage to defy the architects of his reality and seize control of his own destiny. In a race against time, he faces the ultimate battle between illusion and reality, where the price of truth could mean the end of everything he thought he knew.

After a tragedy Skyler died but got resurrected with the system he was blessed with. Though most of his skills and stats were locked due to the lack of condition requirement. To achieve the requirements, he joined one of the Guild in his city only to fulfil his ultimate goal afterwards. His goal was the complete destruction of Aether Cities; five floating cities that float naturally above the Terra Region. In those cities the higher ups, Nobles and Ruler lived. They governed the modern era. Despite being a high ranking Zeon, the people who usually raids dungeons, he kept his profile low as an average Zeon. During several dungeon raids, he met many people with whom he gradually became acquainted. Helped them in various ways, got help in various way until the Day arrive when he successfully unlocked all of his skills and stats. Though the real journey begins when he one day encountered only a fragment of one of the Primitive Demon Of Apocalypse, which was far superior, far greater, far more powerful even his system showed glitches when fighting that demon. They were yet to get fully revived, but their fragments who lurked in the dungeons had a mission. Eventually Skyler will take on the mission to stop them along with his personal mission of revenge. Let’s see how he can manage to reach those destinations.

It was wrong to be with her. And it was wrong to mess with him. They shouldn't be near each other. Anthony Kiel Cruise was just your typical bad boy with inferior complexity. For him, it was all just pure Attraction and the need for attention. For him, it was just a game, and it would be over soon. Cristina Rielle Cordova would rather sulk her ass off rather than be near the typical bad boy. She would rather listen to music and share memes on her newsfeed than experience the so-called stupid love. She hates him. He loves playing with girls' hearts. She is a snob. He is annoying. She is a challenge for him. Then everything slowly changes, and those changes aren't acceptable to him. But slowly and surely, he wants him wrapped against his carnivorous fingers, just like how he was wrapped in hers. "Cristina Rielle Cordova," the guy whispered to himself when he saw the girl. "Dude, it looks like you're attracted to the girl you've been staring at since earlier," said his friend Ken. He's right. He is damn attracted to Cristina Rielle Cordova. Not because she's attractive. He only has one reason. Cristina Rielle Cordova is the only girl who doesn't fall all over him. He has the looks and everything, but his charisma leaves the girl unaffected. "Cristina Rielle Cordova, I'll wrap you in my carnivorous fingers and be mine." A wicked smirk came out of his lips. Cristina Rielle Cordova, you're going to be mine.

[Hiatus] --just started 0.05-- don't forget to follow! anyway, this story is a fast & slow burn story, and can switch. it really depends on when I want to change the pacing, the mc can get OP fast. and/or slowly. P.S. the prologue volume is not required to read, but currently it's only on the prologue volume.(as of writing this - Aug 3, Saturday.) ———— the story follows Terro Hani, as he navigates through a dungeon. he is trapped inside because of a system glitch, as he grinds he gets stronger. eventually reaching level 999,999,999,999,999. with an EXP to level up of 3.7B, he finally escaped. as the system fixed he got out. he learned that it was 100 years for him, but in the real world it was only 2 years. he was angered at that, but decided to live his best life. as he goes on his adventure he meets others, and they all want to fight him, or join him on his journey. will he become the strongest? or are there people who can beat him, join him on his journey. and read this novel. ——— hope you enjoy, I hope this novel gets adapted into a webtoon(manga and/or anime).

Blurb: Benign Cross had died in glory on the battlefield, only to reawaken with a system that needed his help to balance three realms and stop them from glitching. Too much work? Not for Benign Cross and his savior complex! He took the job and underestimated it—until he realized that there was more to the glitches, and the Primordial Core wasn’t what he thought. ~~~ “But this can’t be possible,” Benign muttered, sluggishly moving toward the other side of the sand hill he stood on. Upon reaching the edge, his eyes widened at the landscape and the ancient battlefield. The battlefield was littered with the bodies of soldiers and forgotten weaponry. The whole desert seemed to be covered with blood and the dead, especially some strange horse-like creatures. The bodies mostly belonged to men wearing ancient clothes. Had no one come for their corpses? No one to bury them? "What historical event happened here?” Benign asked, feeling it resembled mass murder more than a battlefield. [This event will be recorded in history as the Clash of Realms. You, Benign Cross, shall be recorded with it.] ~~~ It was a call to doom, and Benign Cross was the only one who could answer it!

What happens when an ordinary guy finds himself in the most extraordinary position? Meet Jake, a laid-back underachiever who suddenly wakes up in the body of the President of a quirky, chaotic nation! With a cabinet full of oddball advisors, a nation on the brink of hilarity, and a series of outrageous events spiraling out of control, Jake must navigate the treacherous waters of politics, diplomacy, and, of course, the constant barrage of memes. Armed with nothing but his offbeat sense of humor and a knack for bizarre solutions, Jake dives headfirst into a whirlwind of diplomatic disasters, celebrity antics, and mind-boggling conspiracies. As he tries to juggle international crises with a series of laugh-out-loud moments, he quickly discovers that leading a country is no joke—especially when his predecessors left behind a mountain of absurd problems.

"What? I stole your system and now am after your throne?...I didn't even want either!" Maya, was merely an cat lover who had adopted an abandoned and wounded cat on a stormy night. Unbeknownst to her, that cat would change her whole fate. Kai, a cat shifter from a royal lineage was deemed as weak by the whole kingdom and later bullied to death by his own brothers. After he was given a second chance in life, he was sent back to the time of his birth with a system that helped him get stronger quickly but he was still targeted by his brothers and a rebellious tribe. In order to save his life, he used up all his energy and accidentally teleported to the human realm where he got stuck in his cat form. After healing, he forcefully teleports back to the beast realm with the unwilling Maya in tow. Kai's jealousy erupts when his system unexpectedly glitches and attaches itself to Maya. Consumed by the feelings of anger and betrayal, they part ways to forge their own paths, destined to have a thrilling duel once they meet again in the future. [Glitch System...Online] When the system glitches, Maya randomly gets a skill. It could be useful and as powerful as an SSS ranked skill or it could be useless and as weak as an F ranked skill. With the help of the system, she ventures into the beast realm with the aim of getting stronger and finding a way back to her own world.

Junshen Llanard thought his days of slaying monsters were behind him—until a glitch in reality pulls him into a world where his favorite game, Advent of Glory, is no longer virtual but terrifyingly real. Stranded between the past and present, Junshen finds himself in a deadly race against time, battling creatures from another dimension while unlocking powers he thought were confined to pixels. When a mysterious portal opens, dragging goblins and ancient horrors into his world, Junshen and an unlikely group of allies must fight their way through twisted realms—armed only with the skills they’ve barely begun to understand. As the rules of reality bend, Junshen faces an even greater truth: this is no game, and there are no resets.

Get ready to swat away tears of laughter and brace yourself for the most buzzworthy adventure of the century! Meet Ben Franklin, the world's foremost expert in attracting bad luck and the unlikeliest hero you'll ever encounter. From stumbling over his own shoelaces to triggering fire alarms with a single glance, Ben's life is a never-ending comedy of errors. And if you thought his luck would change in the afterlife, think again! Even the god of opportunity couldn't resist the magnetic pull of Ben's bad luck charms. Just as Ben was about to embark on a new adventure in the great beyond, fate took a hilarious twist. A glitch in the universe turned him into a mutant mosquito, reincarnated along with the very reincarnation system itself! Now that's what you call a bug in the matrix! The absence of a reincarnation system in the universe has resulted in a cosmic crisis. With dead souls wandering aimlessly and lifeless babies popping out like deflated balloons, it's up to our unlikely hero to solve the mystery and save the day! Now armed with six legs, buzzing wings, and an insatiable thirst for adventure (and, let's not forget, blood), the legend of Ben Franklin, the most unlikely hero in the insect kingdom, began. With his quirky sense of humour and insatiable thirst for justice, he embarked on a hilarious and unconventional quest to save the universe, leaving behind a trail of itchy mosquito bites and bacterial infections in his wake.

"Glitch in the Matrix: The Overpowered Life of Mark Veil" Mark Veil, a broke yet brilliant computer science student, was just trying to survive college life in 2028—until a coding experiment goes completely haywire. One moment, he’s debugging his laptop, and the next, he finds himself in a bizarre alternate version of reality, where the rules of the world are made of code—and he has root access. Armed with the power of Reality Hack, Mark can rewrite anything and everything around him. Need a locked door to open? Code it. Don’t like a fight with killer robots? Make them dance. His newfound abilities sound like a dream—until he realizes that being overpowered makes him a prime target for the world’s System Defenses and shadowy agents hunting glitches like him. Navigating through neon-lit streets, dodging moonwalking security bots, and tweaking reality with a few lines of code, Mark must unravel the mystery of how he landed in this strange reality. His only clue? A cryptic message from the System Administrator and a quest log that reads: "Get Your Life Together." Between absurd action scenes, hilarious mishaps, and dangerously escalating stakes, Mark discovers that debugging a broken reality is a lot harder than fixing a faulty laptop. But with enemies closing in and time running out, he’ll have to decide: is he here to fix the world—or rewrite it entirely? Packed with comedy, action, and a sprinkle of existential glitches, "Glitch in the Matrix" takes readers on a chaotic ride where hacking reality is just another Monday.

Aaron Sanders, a 24-year-old computer science graduate, is struggling to make ends meet in bustling Los Angeles. Orphaned young and isolated, Aaron’s future seems bleak as he faces rejection after rejection in the competitive job market. But everything changes in an instant when he discovers an astonishing balance of $100 trillion in his bank account. Initially believing it to be a glitch or prank, Aaron is stunned when a holographic screen appears, introducing him to the Fortune Ascended System. [English is not my 1st language. So pardon me for any grammatical mistakes.]

'What is this?' Theodore thought as he opened his little eyes to what he assumes to be one of his parents who is dropping him off on the doorstep of a church at what seemed to be in the middle of nowhere, ---a few hours ago ago--- Theodore was like any other normal person: had a family, had dreams, filled with ambitiouns, liked games, sometimes goes outside, has preferences, filled with desire, and of course went through a difficult time in his life, he was just as normal as the average person is. but one thing he is different from others is that he likes roasting people online especially the rich, he loves making fake accounts just to meme people, judge thier preferences and give rating for their every day (unnecessary) objects, he even makes money from it by making videos about how stupid some rich people are. But that led him to his death when he was kidnapped by a rich woman, who he had made fun of... '???' He didn't know what happened after that... --- [Somewhere in a different time]--- 'Where am I?' he asked as he tries to move his head and eyes uncoordinated, there were noticeable things to hint where he was currently at; the church was styled like it was described from a dark fantasy book, the sky was clear with a few clouds roaming in the sky as the light of dawn hits them, and his parent who looked like a literal angel, '....they seemed to be speaking..." "....to think my offspring looked... Normal, even though you're mother is a human and I, Michael... am an angel... So shouldn't you be a €i@n¥?" The angel asked the infant, only to be replied with cooing, "Oh... Who am I kidding? You're just an infant, how can you even understand..... goodbye Little David" the angel said as he spans his wings wide, knocked on the church's door before he flew from the ground and vanished between the rays of dawn ——17——Years——Later—— 'Hmm', looking back at the moment, David sighed in his stupidity for realizing something that he should've considered, "Well I was very afraid and shaken from being reincarnated, so I really can't truly blame myself for not realizing.... Right?" He asked, seemingly into the air [No, from what I can see, the fault was totally on you] the voice of the male siri that suddenly replied to him "Well fuck you, this wasn't supposed to be my problem, I'm just a defect Nephilim, not someone who asked to be a hero!" [Correction, currently you're a captive of Achilles] "That's not what I meant! You retard of a Sy--" [Playing; Don't Stop Believing by Journey] ================= This work is inspired by the stories of; the origins of the Book of Giants (and pages from the Bible that references to the Book of Giants), The story of David and Goliath, the themes, setting, scenes, land, and stories from various legends, tales, myths, 'n methods in both western and middle eastern. "..." => Talking '...' => thinking (...) => Details/explanation [...] => moves/important terms/specific places #...# => links/inspirations/references for the chapter ..====.. => end of a scene/transition to another scene ================= A [Short] novel, Meaning this is a work that I did not put my all in, But it is something that I gave my thoughts to: the chapters, characters, the plot and the finale. each chapter has atleast (1.2k)-(1.7k) words but I might be able to make chapters with nearly (2k) words, I've learned that in my previous works, the chapters are short af [–=Notes=–] >This Test Novel shall only have 20 chapters, >Have limited descriptions given >English is my third language and I learned English through poetry at first, so please anyone, help point out some writing errors of mine that I didn't do right >I lack perseverance so I might only upload mostly once a week, sometimes twice a week, or worse scenario once a (few) month(s)

When I died and became reincarnated, the system glitched. Was I upset about this? No! After all, I had dreamed of being reincarnated into another world my whole life! And the fact that the system malfunctioned turned out to be in my favor. I not only lost nothing, but also gained something truly awesome. And since such a chance has presented itself, I intend to use it to the fullest and become the coolest. Heck, I'm simply going to become a legend!