Help Me Emperor'S New Groove

[Disclaimer: Contains comedic humor and elements that may not be your preference. There is Gender-Bend, NSFW in Some Chapters, Futanari, GL/Yuri, Harem, Gore. Future Chapters Will Have More NSFW Scenes. Be warned before reading and go to other books you may like.] A devastating tragedy befell the Imperial Family of the Valtirium Empire, with the emperor and his offsprings meeting a grim fate. Amidst the destruction, one unexpected heir remained - the youngest and most infamous of the Imperial children, Argider Valtirium. A lustful man who bedded several women. Upon inheriting the crown, Argider seized the opportunity to cast off the shackles of responsibility and propriety. Driven by a mix of grief, resentment, and an insatiable desire for personal pleasure, he indulged in every whim and vice that came his way. However, fate played a cruel trick; he was assassinated. Then, in mockingly after he finally promised to act on his duties, he awoke the next day as a... girl?! - [Welcome To The Redemption System. Repent Or Stay As A Woman Forever!] "?!" In order to return to his former self, Argider needed to become a better person. Will he endure the all the forced character developments, the consequences of his actions, the constant disturbance between him and his desires, and last of all, redeem himself as a human? Follow him on his journey to get through the political ambitions, personal struggles, wars amongst the people who he had done wrong, and reflections after becoming a woman. ___________________________________ If you're liking the story so far, please drop some gifts and donation so that this story can continue! The novel needs some funding 100 Power Stones = 1 Extra Chapter 200 Power Stones = 2 Extra Chapters 300 Power Stones = 3 Extra chapters 1 Golden Tickets = 1 Extra chapters per week 5 Golden Tickets = 2 Extra chapters per week 10 Golden Tickets = 3 Extra chapters per week Patreon Link: patreon.com/Celipse Other Social Links (Instagram, Twitter, Discord, etc) : https://linktr.ee/Celipse

(Chapters 1 to 30 are being edited right now, next chapter will come out in a couple of days) The Path to Immortality is elusive, and everyone wants to achieve it even if there's only a glimmer of hope. Tian Yongheng is a person who regained his past life memories after his family was brutally slaughtered. His extreme fear of death and desire to be undying have forced him to step onto this dangerous path of Immortal Cultivation. He is not a Chosen One who is the favored son of heavens, nor is he the reincarnation of a Great Emperor. Armed with a unique system of unknown origins and his obsession with immortality, he sets forth to carve a way of his own in this world where fate toys with one's very existence itself and cosmic horror-like beings devour universes for fun. However, can he really touch the illusory, eternal and ethereal Immortal Dao that is everlasting and everchanging? Will he ever be able to reach the end of this grand path to eternity, establishing himself as a myth and beyond? or will he also drown in the long river of history just like many others? ------- The background settings and world building of this story are greatly inspired by Top Tier Providence, Secretly Cultivate for a Thousand Years. the main characters are also pretty similar, so if you like stories where the MC is a hidden powerhouse who, despite being hidden, is still known across the world, then you can give it a try. Please be patient while reading, as this is my first time writing a novel and don't hesitate to point out any mistakes I do in the comments. Also, I'm not a native of China, so there are probably going to be a lot of mistakes in names and history and stuff, please bear with it. Note: English is not my first language and the cover image is not mine.

In the mystical land of the Eclipse World, an unfortunate soul named Raven is born, bearing the dubious distinction of being the 66th Prince of a vast Empire. Yet, his destiny takes a cruel turn as he is inexplicably shunned for lacking even a whisper of any elemental affinity. Cast out from the grandeur of his birthright, Raven stands at the precipice of an uncertain future. Will he, against all odds, face the treacherous challenges laid before him and ascend to the position of Emperor, defying the very forces that sought to kill him? Or will he give in to the storm of political chaos, caught up in the complex power struggles as people compete for important positions? [Cover Pic. Credit: Paras Kumar.] For advanced chapters, visit my patreon account: patreon(.)com/Akauthor

This story is purely fictional, not any relation to history. If ever so, it's just a coincidence. This story is about the First Prince and how he contributed to the country secretly. Is his identity revealed? Does he want to claim the throne from his brother's hands? Or does he want to be free like a bird and travel everywhere? Is he finding true love? No one knows where the story goes around. ©️COPYRIGHT, ALRIGHT RESERVES.

Selena was born in a military nation where attack magic is highly valued. As a mage who specializes in non-attack magic, she just wants to live a quiet life and study in peace. But after meeting the man with the Emperor's Eyes, she gets caught up in the dark politics of the world. With her entire life in a violent mess now, Can Selena still manage to overcome all obstacles, live her dream, and even find true love?

what will happen when a normal indian girl Time travel to a dynasty of 7 kings

Heaven, hell, and the world themselves have forgotten a prominent figure that once stood at the pinnacle. Alas, the said figure himself forgot who he was. Lyon is a young man who lived a leisurely life on earth. Not much was said except that he enjoyed such a life. However, one fateful night sent him to the world where killing is not a sin, alchemy is a thing, and magic cultivation is not imaginary. Immediately after being sent to this world. He is met with a beautiful woman who rumbled the earth and cracked the very firmament under the mortals' eyes. Selena is her name. She claimed to be his wife, the first one of three. However, their meetings didn't last long due to circumstances that he has yet understood. With one wedding ring on his finger that contained half of his past power, he sets forth to find Cecile, the woman whom Selena said is a queen in Blue Continent, the other wife that he adored then. But, he lacked focus at times, and combined with his whimsical nature, he often finds himself, in unusual situations. His smirk and lazy demeanor brought nothing but trouble for himself and the others around him. His relentless nature of stealing, his rebellious adolescence year, and the capability to smile by the teeth of a gnawing dragon brought his charm to a height that fairies once forget. Though his perverted nature often gets them to scurry away almost immediately, those that stayed long enough to know him better, know the redeeming qualities of Lyon Torga as a whole. Regardless! His arrival in this world has rotated an old cog of fate that those old monsters and old kings in the ages of the ancients, would have never guessed to be working again.

"To ascend unto the pantheon, one must claim the visage of a deity who yet lingers upon this earth." As the doom of Avaricia's continent looms with the inexorable tread of a nocturnal specter, a youth of divine lineage, heretofore lamenting a life of sorrow, rises to the challenge of destiny's call. This lad, a demi-god among mortals, amasses an assembly of his ilk, each burdened with a spark of the celestial within their earthly frames. They embark upon a quest most perilous, a final stand against the encroaching shadows that threaten to engulf the four realms of existence. Guided by an audacious scheme, fraught with the very essence of impossibility, they aim to safeguard not only the present, but to ensure a continuance of days to come. Their intent, as daring as it is profane, is to usurp the thrones of those gods who have forsaken their dominion. Yet, such endeavors are not lightly undertaken. For to wrest the scepter from the grip of an immortal sovereignty is a feat that would daunt the stoutest of hearts. "If the Pantheon has turned a blind eye to the realms," the young hero declares with the fiery conviction of one who has glimpsed the abyss, "then perhaps 'tis time for a new order to assume their mantle." Away with the ancients, and hail the new! The nascent deities of Avaricia shall rise, a pantheon reborn in the crucible of fate. The very fabric of the cosmos trembles at their approach. These... 'New Gods of Avaricia'... shall they be heralded as saviors, or condemned as usurpers? Only the inscrutable dance of destiny shall reveal the truth beneath the veil of night.

Alex tell his best friend Damon he’d do anything for him. Soon, he soon realized he was going to have to prove that fact.

Author-san here! Well, I know you're all here for some adventure, so don't worry. I've got you covered! (^0^)  This is my original work, and I know you all will like it. So shamelessly lean back into your seats and read away!  Of course, don't forget to check out my other books: •I'm The King Of Technology. •Host, Please Be Honest! What Exactly Are You? •And finally: 'In A Cultivation World With An Entertainment Park.' You can also visit my website for more books: https://LumydeeNovels.Gumroad.com/ Well, that's enough of that. So back to the synopsis! ...... What to do? Ji Feng suddenly found himself in the body of a youngster named Wolfram Lockhart, the son of the deceased village head. Okay. So he transmigrated. That, he could live it.  But please... Can anyone tell him why he transmigrated with such a crazy system by his side? [Host, it looks like your uncle is heading your way. Hahahhahaha~... Host, you're about to get butchered. This is fun to watch!] '_' [Host, host, where are you going? So what if you're as weak as a chicken? Come on, dive into the battle. What's the worst that can happen?] '_' [Wait! Host, where are you doing? The battlefield is that way! Host! Host! Host!.. Dammit! What a waste of heavenly popcorn!] (:T^T:) .... One boy, one unbelievable system.  Ji Feng... No!... Wolfram Lockhart... now found himself in the strange world of Grandia, starting from the weakest level ever... A mortal! In this world of palladium, Sky ranking abilities, and Creatures of myths and legends, Wolfram only had one domain from it all.  With his head to the heavens and his little man out of his pants, he was quick to spray his fluid while raining uncountable curses at them.  Why? Why in God's name did they send him a Suicidal system?

Gao Yang transmigrated to the Great Qian Dynasty, arriving just as the Empress ascended the throne and began gathering talents from across the land. He stepped forward as a Poisonous Strategist and boldly recommended himself. The Empress asked, "When you've personally wiped out an entire household of enemies, ground littered with corpses, only to find a child still alive in the room, what would you do?" Gao Yang replied, "I would say, 'Remember my face. The next time we meet, I...'"

After a brutal coup wipes out the royal family of House Silverleaf, Prince Arin is thrust into the role of Emperor, a position he never desired. In the decadent and corrupt empire of Elaria, Arin—a trap with an alluring beauty—must navigate a treacherous court filled with nobles who feign loyalty while secretly plotting against him. Many ambitious lords and ladies outside the capital yearn to usurp the throne or carve out their own kingdoms, viewing Arin as a mere puppet in a game of power. Determined to gain control over his fractured empire and find the person responsible for the assassination of his family—especially his beloved mother, the only one who ever truly loved him—Arin must tread carefully in a society where status and influence mean everything. In Elaria’s sexually liberated society, open intimacy during court proceedings is a privilege reserved solely for the Emperor, making Arin both an object of desire and a target for manipulation. Among the common people, public displays of affection are neither encouraged nor criticized, treated with indifference. In stark contrast, nobles flaunt their desires freely, wielding their power without fear of repercussion. High-ranking nobles may engage in acts of dominance over others, while lower-ranking nobles risk being targeted if they flaunt their influence too openly. As Arin learns to wield his charm and seduction like a weapon, he must confront the pervasive corruption that threatens to tear his empire apart. In a world driven by lust, ambition, and betrayal, Arin faces a relentless battle—not only to keep his throne but to avenge his family and restore his empire’s integrity from within.

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When Ignacia Rencalle finds out that she's pregnant, she knows that she can no longer stay by the side of the man she loves. She resolves to run away, fearing the consequences of carrying a child of royalty despite being a undesirable beta. But leaving the palace and her position as the First Prince's secretary to hide her pregnancy proves harder than she thought. With time running out before her baby's existence is discovered by its father, Ignacia fights to preserve her loved ones without getting herself killed in the process. Just days after First Prince Aspen Myllena's appointment as crown prince, his beloved resigns from her position and disappears, leaving him confused and suspicious. But when he receives news that the woman he spent his last, unexpected rut with wasn't a stranger but someone else, he knows immediately that something isn't right. With hostile forces plotting against him from every direction, his desperation to know the truth reaches its peak. Pushed to the limits of his patience, Aspen does something that he never thought he would have to resort to: he starts a rebellion.

เมื่อนานมาเเล้วได้บังเกิดสงครามครั้งใหญ่ การต่อสู้ระหว่างทั้งยอดยุทธ์ทั่วทั้งพิภพฮั่วกับสัตว์ประหลาดจากต่างมิติ จนเกิดเป็นศึกสะท้านฟ้าสะเทือนเเผ่นดิน ล้างผลาญร้อยดินเเดนจนดับสูญ ยอดยุทธ์ล้มตายดุจต้นหญ้าเหี่ยวเฉาทอดร่างยาวสุดขอบจักรวาล จนผู้นำในครานั้นถูกขนานนามว่าสี่จักรพรรดิ นับเเสนปีต่อมา ผู้ฝึกตนอัจฉริยะรุ่นเยาว์เริ่มปรากฏ เค้าลางของภัยพิบัติเริ่มชัดเจนขึ้น เด็กหนุ่มผู้อ่อนเเอ ได้ลืมตาตื่นขึ้นเเก้เเค้นทุกคนที่เหยียดหยามเเละเข่นฆ่าเขา

Earth's New Era is the first-ever full dive virtual reality massively multiplayer online role playing crypto game that was developed by Allan Musk. A story of a man, Di Lan, who sold all his asset in exchange for the first ever full dive virtual reality game that has been released called Earth's New Era. With his profound wisdom in life experiences, he seeks to become successful in this virtual world with skill and wit! Free from the shackles of reality that the world bounds the humanity, he has no need to hold back as he pursues his ultimate goal. In a world where dying means buying the game once more - Di Lan must survive with his own power.

Prince Raven was just five when the mark of the demon was found on him. According to the law of the kingdom, any one with the mark must be killed and burned immediately but the king refuses to sacrifice his only son which leads to his death and that of his wife. Prince Raven was able to survive with his younger sister. Another king takes over the kingdom and they soon forget about the cursed prince. Prince Raven didn't forget about the kingdom at all, in fact he vows to make the whole kingdom pay for the death of his parents. Due to his power, he was able to make his own kingdom, it was filled with strong and powerful people and they were feared by other kingdoms because they never lost at war. Prince Raven finally visits his father's kingdom in order to carry out his revenge and the first step is taking…… Arizona the youngest and most precious daughter of the king, she was just twenty years old then. So now the question is…….. How is the young girl going to cope with living with the cursed Prince? “What is the emperor's plan for his little bride? How did Emperor Raven carry out his revenge plan?

Life is a puzzle, and I am a piece that doesn't belong. Yu Xiao was born as an anomaly, a mistake by the heavens. A existence that should not have been created, but managed to overcome the heavens and came into existence. That fateful day, the world suffered the wrath of the heavens. torrential storms raged throughout the desolate mainland, ruining the lives of millions. The heavens despised Yu Xiao existence, thus Yu Xiao was cursed by the heavens. A curse, which made every living being despise Yu Xiao to their core. The will of heaven had been passed down, and Yu Xiao was born. He would now suffer in the hands of heaven on earth, at every turn in his life there would be a baseless hate coursing through all the living beings on earth. targeted at him, merely because he was born. There was nowhere for him to hide from the torment of the heavens, first his parent's who'd kept him in a locked room for 7 years attempted to murder him. managing to escape fate once again, he then lived in a remote forest by himself and lived there for 8 years. Yu Xiao awakened himself a martial spirit, The heaven and earth creation dragon! But the heavens wouldn't let Yu Xiao off that easy, Hope was not a feeling Yu Xiao had the right to feel. the greater the hope, the more agonizing despair is. His own martial spirit had went against him and tried to kill him, no matter what his martial spirit was there because of the heavens. And the heavens will absolutely not let prosper, the heavens would never let him feel happiness, joy, excitement, accomplishment, or belonging. In order to survive, Yu Xiao shattered his own dantian, without a dantian a martial spirit cannot survive. Even with his dantian destroyed, his martial spirit got one final attack off on him which fatally injured Yu Xiao. Yu Xiao laid on the ground covered in his own blood. Anguish, despair, agony, torment, pain, and sadness flowed through his eyes. Slowly those mutated into hatred, anger, irritation, frustration, and outrage. his emotions turned into an apocalyptic storm surging within him, it was then he suddenly had an idea. An idea bolder than the heavens. That day the Dark Heaven Forbidden Mantra was born. And the true journey of anguish had begun!

Hae Soo-jin had her village massacred when she was young but forges a new life in the Joseon Kingdom as a storyteller and actress who performed plays for Wonch'ang Houses, though some saw her as a Kisaeng due to the way she captivated the Noble men and scholars. When a mistaken identity lands her in the arms of the Crowned Prince poised for a forced marriage to secure fragile alliances with the Ming Dynasty, Hae Soo must play all her cards well in order to survive in the Palace, while also dealing with the complexities of her relationship with the Crowned Prince who had a secret lover.

The Jin Empire, one of the oldest and greatest empires witnessed by human civilization, especially during the reign of Emperor Jin Shi Roku, who enjoyed unparalleled intelligence and beast-like intuition, which allowed him to conclude the largest agreements and alliances witnessed in that era.... But wait a minute!... What's wrong with the emperor recently? He keeps looking for partners for his sons. This is the work of old women in hot springs... What happened to our emperor?! It has turned into...a matchmaker ?! ....ignoring his wives and trying to interfere with the going and the coming....Is this one of his secret plans to gain more power?!.....or perhaps signs of old age?...Of course, there's no way that his body was possessed by someone and their soul was transferred to a parrot?!....... right ?

In 1914, eighteen-year-old Max Müller leaves behind a quiet life and joins the German army, eager to serve his country and be part of something greater. But as the years grind on, the harsh reality of trench warfare hits him, Max’s idealism is slowly chipped away. After the war he is lost, Alive but dead. Yet everything Changes with his return to Germany. In the darkest day when even the god forsaken the land of Germany. Max stood up for himself and those who came back fighting and surviving for 4 years only to see a broken Nation. The pages of history will turn, the darkness will disappear but when it does. A New Dawn will arrive

"A Veiled Bargain: Bound to the Emperor's Heart" In this tale, a girl desperate to see her dying mother makes a bold plea to a guard, unknowingly offering herself in marriage without even knowing that it was the emperor in disguise.

Elly was known as Smiley Girl because she was always smiling when she was with her friends, chatting with them and being nice to them. Unfortunately, the more she thinks positively, the more she feels distance from her friend. What makes she felt like this? Did she will lose her friendship? or Maybe along with her journey, she will finds someone who can be both of friends and love?

Ashe was never a savior, and he was never a villain. Faced with the decision to either embrace his dark side or live his life saving others, he decides to choose neither. After all why play one side when both have more rewards?

"The power to bend the earth at will, the power to create fire at the sheer desire of it, the power to manipulate electricity at ease... why do we have such powers?" "And are we humans really worthy of th-" A fist suddenly hit the wondering boy straight on the face. "Shut up, you fucking Defect! You say that only because you don't have any Uniqueness!" "Toshida... well, It's not true... you se-" Another fist shut him up completely again. "Don't you even dare to talk back to me, you fucking Defect! Hey, guys! Let's give him a proper lesson he won't ever forget!" "Yeah, let's do it!" "You fucking Defect! We'll beat you to a bulb of flesh!" "Yeah!!" And so, more than four guys joined into beating up the poor guy. 'Sigh... why couldn't I just be born with a Uniqueness like everyone else?'

In a new universe where anyone can get a kind of superpower, Eric is reborn into the body of an 18yr old young man who just received news his girl friend was pregnant. In a world where anyone could be a Super with devastating powers, he must now navigate an ordinary life while taking care of his new family. It was a good thing he had a pretty overpowered superpower.

a modern day mercenary going by the name ‘bright moon’ died by choking during her hurry for an assignment that became her last and thinking and reminiscing about her life that is getting extinguished at the moment, she closed her eyes unwillingly. Thinking she died already and about to face the heavenly judgement for all her sins of killing, she opened her eyes only to look around with nothing in front of her resembling an heavenly place. Does this means that she rebirthed? What is going to happen to this mc of ours? Plz read and Stay tuned…